March 24th, 2014

Farage Driving His Tank to Doncaster


  1. 1
    Danielle Stevens says:

    Proper Tory defections to come post May.

    The UKIP tide is turning into a tsunami for Cameron.



    • 5
      Butch Dave says:

      Pfuh! U vote for UKIP if U Want to.

      The Lady’s got a cushty career ahead of him coining it in as an ex Prime Minister.

      I’ve got to be worth more on the circuit than a murderer and a maniac.


      • 7
        Nick Clog says:


        These Deputy PM pay and perqs are peanuts to what I will be getting as an EU Commissar.

        Bring On May 2015. I’ll be out of this shitheap of Island Apes when Weird Ed is the placement puppet


        • 13
          Ed Millionaireband says:

          Yeah, it’s no biggie. No-one will want me in Industry or the lecture circuit, but I’ve got the family property portfolio to fall back on and can fing a place in the EU, do a few quangoes and move on later to the House of Lords … My daddy would hav ebeen proud. Then get my kids a safe seat, if only Ican find out how to make babies.

          But … please vote for me. PLEASE. I need it or I’ll never be able to face David again.


          • A peasant passing through... says:

            Ed, you need a personal talisman so people can recognise you as you march boldly down the street..

            As a dedicated Marxist you will know that all the old African loony lefty leaders had their own – a white hanky, a fly whisk, a homburg hat, reflective sunglasses etc. So you need to get something distinctive for yourself in order for you stand out from the crowd.

            I suggest a banana.


          • Blimey, this is worth reading... says:

            Regime Change in Ukraine and the IMF’s Bitter “Economic Medicine”


            In the days following the Ukraine coup d’Etat of February 23, leading to the ousting of a duly elected president, Wall Street and the IMF–in liaison with the US Treasury and the European Commission in Brussels– had already set the stage for the outright takeover of Ukraine’s monetary system. The EuroMaidan protests leading up to “regime change” and the formation of an interim government were followed by purges within key ministries and government bodies.


          • Experience Operative says:

            It is a well known fact that the IMF always makes the situation worse than it was before they arrived. They only have one formula – cuts cuts cuts and austerity. This organisation and the World Bank who are just as bad should be dissolved.


          • David Millionaireband says:

            Vote Conservative!


    • 48
      Catswhiskers says:

      You dream


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      SUPER BUNGLE says:


    • 69
      Anomynous says:

      + 1,000,000


  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    An still the Sheep vote Tory….. Why? Just Why??


    • 10
      RASPUTUM says:

      because they protect the sheeps’ subsidies/grants/support/benefits


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      Village Idiot says:

      …Why on earth does anyone who took an interest and witnessed the years of terror, 1997-2010,vote labour…The irreversible damage labour did to this country is for the long term,incalculable!….The amount of mistakes and incompetence,and the labour wars,along with the bank fiasco should mean labour are never allowed near the levers of power ever again!
      UKIP for me,maybe?


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        A peasant passing through... says:

        Folk who took an interest, lost their pensions etc etc will certainly not vote Labour. The problem lies with all the layabout telly addicts and couch potato druggies etc who had no idea of what was happening all around them, just so long as the Giro dropped on the front doormat regularly.


        • 57
          Mine d'Boggles says:

          Po$stal votes, maybe?


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          Layabout telly addict and couch potato druggie says:

          Your use of the word ‘regularly’ constitutes a dangling modifier. Did they teach you nothing at school?


          • A peasant passing through... says:

            Yup, they taught me that the use of the word ‘regularly’ at the end of a sentence may be called a ‘dangling modifier’.

            They also taught me that as it did not affect the meaning of the sentence in any way, such perversions were permitted. Clearly your school failed to complete the English grammar syllabus.


      • 68
        Survivor (blodied but unbowed says:

        Don’t forget also all the ethnic “enrichment” that the 1997-2010 terror imported. This was to replace all the “old labour” voters who went elsewhere.


    • 18
      Partly politics says:

      Like Liebours pretty red rosette, Camorons Conservatives have a pretty blue rosette, both are run by tribal leaders and lots of monied people who give loads of money.


    • 64
      I dislike socialists intensely says:

      Because the thought of Miliband and Balls in government makes my flesh crawl.


      • 78
        BBC - Labour Says, Labour Says says:

        We think it will be marvellous as it gives mutual protection for incompetents.
        Who cares what happens to the country so long as we are safe?
        The spirit of Burgess and Maclean are doing well in the BBC.


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    the mystical mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    on the subject of weaponry ex army head thinks we should put 6000 troops in Germany. Would it not be more prudent to say “bugger Germany” and invest in an excellent missile defense system around our coast ?


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      Time for tea says:

      He just wants the lads and lasses out of the country when the mayhem kicks off in earnest in the next year or two.

      Must go, the minaret’s yowling again.


  4. 4
    Village Idiot says:

    ……The “Beeb” is worried and in full, “Help and advice for the labour party mode”…..Radio 5, and,daily politics,all about labour,perhaps the scales have finally fallen from their blinkered eyes!….


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    nell says:

    I’d rather see UKIP put the tanks in bullyballs constituency – he’s got a wafer thin majority they might actually make a killing there with the right UKIP candidate.


    • 23
      Time for tea says:

      Not possible until the postal vote frauds are stopped in their tracks.


    • 55
      thostids says:

      He stole Morley from the previous sitting MP and scraped a small majority. Morley is an “old” traditional seat and will be susceptible to UKIP spoiling Balls’ little earner. They must all be sweating because, finally, the “Hard pressed” workers are going to give the “old Parties” such a kick in their collective scrotums that their Eds are going to go into orbit. By the time UKIP have stuffed the traditional Parties in the European Elections, we will be well on the way to routing the rabble.


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        Envelope stuffer says:

        We keep our eyes, knees, fingers, legs and feet crossed…


        • 60
          Silly Bercow says:

          Mmmm… fingers!

          But my joints are set. I’d need a orthopaedic surgeon to get my legs crossed.

          But then I wouldn’t want to. Doctors are sooo scrummy :-)


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    P l e b says:

    Re the earlier post about the cost of Bercow. Does the £2million cost include all of his deputies?


  7. 9
    Weird Ed says:

    Don’t you dare you wathist bully!


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    Jack the Ripper says:

    Better not send a tank to Doncaster – it’ll be signed up to play for the team.


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    UKIP are coming to get you Ed………….resistance is futile!

    All Labour voters are advised to either wear hard hats…..or come over to UKIP!


    • 34
      The reform class says:

      … where you will receive intensive instruction in how to form the letter X for use on a ballot paper.


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    Jim says:

    Speaking as a former Chieftan tank crewman, I can tell you that it is not a tank in the picture…………


    • 19
      Tony Bliar says:

      Indeed not. It looks far too expensive and well-built.
      We secured the peace dividend with discount tanks made from hammered-down cola cans.

      Good for the environment too! Let’s go to WAR!


    • 20
      Mitch says:

      And Farage isn’t driving it. Other than that, an accurate description.


    • 24
      Mr X says:

      Maybe it’s Farage’s ‘think tank’


    • 39
      M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

      It’s not a tank at all. The rubber tyres and lack of a turret are two of the big giveaways.


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        Geedo's Facebook Page says:

        dont listen to the hater’s geedo #GetaLifePedants
        we lolled out loud! #funnies
        i am retweeting this on my fb site CatsInHats and #HotOrNot #RateMyCelebrityBadHairDay


    • 77
      RightwinggitRedux says:

      Isn’t it a Saracen APC?


  11. 17
    Ed Miliband says:

    High time we introduced a tankers bonus tax.


  12. 26
    Bob Sleigh says:

    We have to get back to the spirit of 45 and nationalising the commanding heights of the economy. Rail, coal – and I would say the retail industry too so the many thousands starving can be properly fed via a voucher/ fair shares policy on food. Not many went hungry in the late 40s, when food was rationed. We have to be bold and radical. Thank God for Stephen Kinnock’s new task force which for the first time should put a bit of socialist lead in the leadership’s pencil.


  13. 28
    Beelly Hague says:

    I got tanked up once


  14. 30
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    People just need to remind themselves of Miliband’s response to the budget. Miliband was totally embarassing.
    Miliband is in denial.


  15. 32
    Mrs Harpersons Boys says:

    I’ve been banned from driving again. Wonder if that includes tanks? I love watching tommy tanks. :)


  16. 35
    Di rear says:

    The Bisto Kids – Kinniochio and his failed schoolteacher misses ……………….cost £12.3 million and rising


    • 41
      Adder Upper says:

      Do you realise that in just 9 short years they will have as much to waste as that fellow that won the lottery last week?


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    He's Bonkers says:


    • 42
      Adder Upper says:

      Er, um,…. nope. We all got it right first time.


    • 44
      Duty Pędant says:

      You forget the word unelected Mehdi old chap.


    • 45
      Tin Foil Hat says:

      I bloody well knew it. You even admit it yourself in this article – i quote …

      Her time as the EU’s foreign secretary has been beset by sniping and negative briefing,

      So she knew about the snipers then.


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      Agent Provacateur says:


      • 65
        broderick crawford says:

        Why don t these arrogant unelected self serving Bruxellois clowns ever allow themselves to be exposed to good old piercing questioning from the likes of Humphries, Paxo and Brillo as do our ELECTED politicians ?

        Why are all their self satisfied smug meetings held behind closed doors and
        only doctored rictus -smile photos released of the outcome accompanied by a pre vetted communique that says sod all !!

        Clear the Augean stables of these meddlesome minnows !!


    • 80
      Cor Blimey says:

      Success? Only in being the ugliest “diplomat” against strong opposition.


  18. 47
    Jexrab says:

    Not a tank!


  19. 50
    Ukrap says:

    A “tank” without any guns. How fitting.


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    SUPER BUNGLE says:


  21. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Nearly as good as the Welsh Conservatives putting their Conference into Ebbw Vale when Foot was Member.


  22. 67
    Crocodile Dundee says:

    That not a Tank, Saracen from the looks of the hull


  23. 71
    Ed Camerclegg says:

    Don’t listen to them!
    Listen to me!

    Vote ConLablib – think of the children!


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      elpful arry says:

      What does reblog mean mummy?

      Blogging about a blog.
      This is generally a cop-out method for coming up with something to put on your own blog, as the reblog offender is simply writing about another blogger’s thoughts (and, of course, linking them in the hope that they’ll get a trackback themselves):
      “All that bilge rat ever does is blog about entries on other blogs. He’s a dirty reblogger!”


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