March 21st, 2014

WATCH: Proof That Tories Know About Bingo

No one can say the Mogg is out of touch…

Via Channel 4.


  1. 1
    Diane Abbot says:

    I have Bingo Wings

  2. 2
    Dave and his Eton Fags says:

    We believe in democracy and it is therefore heartwarming to see the unelected EU President sign a treaty of closer cooperation with the unelected President of the Ukraine.

  3. 3
    Dirk Diggler says:

    2 week old clip ?

  4. 4
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    That’s sooooooooo patronising. I’m stunned.

  5. 5
    Dirk Diggler says:

    Two fat ladies 88 !

  6. 6
    Paniagua V5.1 says:


  7. 7
    Grant Shapps, after reconditioning says:

    ‘They’ will love that.

  8. 8
    Gordon is a moron says:

    What’s this about “Gordon Brown Forces BBC to Delete Neo-Guido Interview”? The link to the right just takes you to the post with the video of the interview.

    I want to know about Brown’s latest tantrum!

  9. 9
    General Von Klinkerhoffen says:

    More deaths in London from TB than anywhere else in Europe. Hmmm!

    Apparently it is contrary to the Rights of Immigrants to subject them to Health Screening and X-rays to look for TB, BUT they do that in Oz..?????.., and Singapore and other more advanced countries, so why do natives of the UK not have Rights which might protect them from diseased foreigners who spit in the street and sneeze and cough with impunity in public.

    I suggest Europe hates us native Brits with a spiteful vengeance, and it is nearly time again for us to embark across the Channel and kick some snivelling Socialists who reek of garlic and Gauloises again.
    We do it every 50/60 years so I suggest immediate conscription and the commandeering of ” Small Ships”..

    They couldn’t beat us by invading, so they are trying disease. A well used mediaeval ploy.

  10. 10
    Keeping the Wolf From the Door says:

    It’s a Friday. Guido basically starves this site on Fridays so he has something to fill space with in his Sun column on Sunday.

  11. 11
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Mogg. Another pitiful Tory toff.

  12. 12

    Forced BBC to remove it from iPlayer. We had our own copy.

  13. 13
    Anjem says:

    Either that or he’s become a muslim and chillaxes on Friday

  14. 14
    A rat's arse says:

    Maybe there should be the equivalent of New York’s Ellis island where immigrants were screened for diseases such as TB and sent home on the next boat if they failed the medical examinations.

    I propose Sark, and to prove their health the successful ones should be required to swim to the mainland…

    …at night….

    …in January.

  15. 15
    Wikipedia says:

    He [also] attempted to amend the Daylight Saving Bill to give the county of Somerset its own time zone, 15 minutes behind London.

  16. 16
  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    lies again
    from number 10
    Cast iron tricks
    number 6

  18. 18
    Gordon is a moron says:

    Ah, thanks. What a fucking sad, pathetic man he is. When he’s not arsing about all over the world, the cretin seems to spend the rest of his time writing to the PCC and bullying editors and TV channels because they ran something embarrassing about him.

  19. 19
    C O (Ξ7g) says:

    h/t Wiki Guido:

    Apparently, the Aliens with which the Bromley woman is in contact with believe that UKIP voters are misguided and that UKIP will not do well in 2015.

    LOL :-D

  20. 20
    Prickteaser Alice says:

    That’s one well covered boy who won’t be troubling the food banks.

  21. 21
    C O (Ξ7g) says:

    Whilst it is well understood that Brown is a mentally unbalanced ‘maximum imbecile’, the BBC complying with his wishes needs to be seriously kicked all over Salford for this decision.

    Would be good if the Mail could pick this up now…

  22. 22
    Gordon is a moron says:

    A million Iraqis and thousands of British and US troops are also dead because of a vile, disgusting disease called with the initials TB.

  23. 23
    The man Nigel Farage called 'charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of low grade bank clerk' says:

    Send more money Great Britain. From this morning the EU just got bigger.

  24. 24
    Gordon is a moron says:

    Well, at least with Gordoom, all you get is an unhinged, bullying fuckwit. When Blair was shown in a negative light, people ended up dead.

  25. 25
    here is the proof about t e t r a im.plants says:

    this is a scan of a page from one of my school books. i was 9 years old at the time.

    “instead of hats you will have floating things above you”.

  26. 26
    To be fair says:

    And GWB

  27. 27
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Iteresting stuff here of what kind of democracy we actually have or should that be have not?

  28. 28
    Tony Blair says:

    Hi proles

    How’s life? Mine’s quite fabulous, actually! I get paid lots of lovely lolly by dictators, like my good friends in Kazakhstan, and that allows me to have lots of houses, fly first class everywhere and stay in 5 star hotel penthouse suites. But even though I’m totally loaded, you the little people pay for my round the clock security. Isn’t that mega LOLZ?

    Anyway, I must dash, proles. Got more dictators to meet, more blood money to make, plus I have to send a fat cheque to Labour so that my son Euan gets safely parachuted into a Labour stronghold. If you thought was a smarmy, smug, nasty shit, wait till he’s an MP!

    Bye, proles!

  29. 29
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Key words in Ed Miliband speech – United Lost Bottom.

  30. 30
    Gordon is a moron says:

    Labour own the BBC.

  31. 31
    Rab Everyone says:

    Must also like way Scottish women roll their ars…

  32. 32
    Ed Miliband says:

    This could get interesting, “Roman Abramovich could face possible sanctions for support of Putin.””

    David “Clueless” Cameron will mess this up big time

  33. 33
    Dave C says:

    Look, let’s be clear about this…

  34. 34
    David "Clueless" Cameron says:


  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Editors at the BBC (and elsewhere) got no backbone or summink? The BBC isn’t run by a bunch of placemen, is it?

  36. 36
    Sue Denim says:

    Back when there were proper teachers. Corrects your lack of a capital letter. Corrects your spelling mistake. Uses a red pen. Gives you a nice friendly comment!

  37. 37
    F uc K the Eu says:

    Ol’ Roman will just shut down the club….bloody chaos will ensue…..silly boy, David….out of your depth on a wet pavement

  38. 38
    Keep Our Press Free says:

    No wonder Labour are so keen to censor the press.
    Barely a week passes without some scandal involving
    their MP’s.

  39. 39
    Baraco Barman says:

    “The Dalai Lama on power…

    “The power of truth never declines. Force and violence may be effective in the short term, but in the long run it’s truth that prevails.””

    Who gives two monkey’s what a South American camel thinks of power and truth?

  40. 40
    helpful suggestion says:

    Perhaps Putin could put a travel ban on Tony & his cronies
    forbidding them from flying over Russian airspace?

  41. 41
    would this mean says:

    No votes for Cameron from Chelsea supporters.

  42. 42
    C O (Ξ7g) says:

    Don’t the fifth column mob, Common Purpose, control the press watchdogs ?

  43. 43
    Top Bog is a lefty BBC Charity and they can stick up their arse! says:

    Sorry! I do not hava DICKens on what this about?

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    I wonder if Dave shouln’t change his name to Bingo Cameron, a bit P.G. Woodhouseish, well Dave is a posh boy and so was Woodhouse’s character.

  45. 45
    Cameron D says:

    I don’t care how smart a kid you are. The only way you learn what’s not right is from experience.

  46. 46
    What Dick? says:

    Your linky does not work!

  47. 47
    Martin, says:

    They may understand BINGO but they obviously do not understand the bulk of the British people !!!

  48. 48
    Tory Cat! Purrr! says:

    Labour analysis on the Budget amounts to nothing more than criticising a Bingo add and a stream of boring sounbites!

  49. 49
    Myfanwy says:

    All his options are open to whoever pays the most

  50. 50
    Tory Cat! Purr! says:

    The Tory is the top Cat & Labour are the rats. Time to get rid of the vermin!

  51. 51
    C O (Ξ7g) says:

    Didn’t Nigel Farage get taken to pieces by the press because a teacher claimed he was goose-stepping or something:

    The new hire at Newsnight sounds like he was practically lighting the pilot lights, in his younger years.

    Hypocrisy at its more extreme.

  52. 52
    M102 says:

    Yeah Bingo was the one that liked sh@gging working class birds.

  53. 53
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, Green Nazis & other Wasters says:

    Labour, wasting your money before you can.

  54. 54
    Myfanwy says:

    I don’t think he is a moron BUT he might be affected by Asperger’s syndrome, he probably just cannot help flying off the handle a lack of social skills, one track mind, very good at what he really can do but anything else a struggle.

  55. 55
    Tory Cat says:

    Eyes down for the Labour Clown. It looks like two fat Ladies are fighting in Tom Watson with all the pies he ate it’s -88 . Cluckety Cluck Labour do not give a fuck. Labour want everything for free it’s 33! Keys to number 10 not for Tony Benn! It’s a Brown pooh with number 2! Time for fun with number 1.


  56. 56
    Myfanwy says:

    Living up to your name again?

  57. 57
    The Libor party says:


  58. 58
    jgm2 says:

    Executive lunch on Friday. Liquids only.

  59. 59
    was it something I said? says:

    Executive lunch on Friday. Liquids only.

  60. 60
    Myfanwy says:

    Eight up to the early 70’s you could have a walk in chest X-Ray, but presumeably thatb was discontinued, you know the cost, now there are more immigrants than ever coming into the country, and a lot of those where TB is fairly rampant, it’s the cost you know, the cost.

  61. 61
    albacore says:

    Beer and Bingo, Beer and Bingo,
    In the lands where the Tories live;
    Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
    And they went to sea in a Sieve

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    Sockpuppet votes for itself.

  63. 63
    Bingo Hancock says:

    Hey so how does Bingo Hancock sound?

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    40 years behind dear

  65. 65
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    POETS day

  66. 66
    Matt Todger says:

    Well, its more TB, scurvy, scarlet fever and Rickets actually. All on the rise

  67. 67
    was it something I said? says:

    Put it up on youtube if it’s not there already.

  68. 68
    Tastebud Tony says:

    And so my cunning plan is coming together! All done without a SINGLE British Vote being cast for or against it. Hitler would be proud!

  69. 69
    How to get three old ladies to swear says:

    Get the fourth to shout “BINGO”

  70. 70
    Podiceps says:

    The teacher can’t spell j e w e l l e r y. Maybe teacher’s haven’t changed all that much. (This word is banned by Guido, hence the spaces.)

  71. 71
    Podiceps says:

    Bloody hell, I put an apostrophe in teachers. It’s a universal rule that pedants who correct spelling mistakes make them themselves.

  72. 72
    Common sense says:

    UKIP MEP William Dartmouth has accused the government of using “dunce’s diplomacy” over the situation in Ukraine.

    William Dartmouth said: “What Putin has done is wrong but the West has played a terrible hand. Nobody should ever ask William Hague to play poker on their behalf, that’s for sure.

    “The EU encouraged Western Ukrainians to think a future as a member state and large net recipient of funds was beckoning. The population then toppled a legitimate president.

    “The idea that this would go unanswered by Putin was always fanciful. What the EU in particular has done is the reverse of what Theodore Roosevelt recommended as the key to effective diplomacy. It has spoken loudly while carrying a very small stick.

    “The result was eminently predictable: annexation of Crimea and a long Russian shadow cast over the rest of the Ukraine.

    “This was dunce’s diplomacy. Putin knows full well that the idea of the EU, even with American help, facing him down in his own backyard is ridiculous.

    “The British public will be overwhelmingly against being drawn into a trial of strength that the West is bound to lose. We’d be better much off concentrating on building up our own depleted armed forces long-term and reducing our energy dependency on Russian gas so we can stand up for ourselves when essential British interests really are at stake.”

  73. 73
    Accy Stanley fan says:

    Chelski would be no great loss to most of us.

  74. 74
    Dick Splash says:

    Fucking hell you thick twunt, change the fucking record. We get it, you don’t like Labour. No fucker here does. As someone else pointed out to you earlier, each and every sitting MP is in it for their own personal gain, thickos like you who play their “party” games are just perfect for them. Spend all your time getting worked up by the scum in Labour while the rest of the scum quietly butt fuck you and laugh.
    Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?

  75. 75
    Pensioner says:

    Bingo tonight anyone?

  76. 76
    UK voter says:

    I back Vlad, a patriotic leader doing what’s right for his country.

  77. 77
    M Portillo says:

    You have bat wings , you fatbot.

  78. 78
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    I think you are in need of liquid refreshment P.

  79. 79
    If only says:

    Nice to know you round the clock “security” will be reporting everything back to their masters, who know doubt will keep on record until they can get enough evidence to put you in jail for the next 2000 years.

  80. 80
    RED LEN says:

  81. 81
    Frau Merkel says:

    Sounds about right, Germany started the last two world wars,looks like they are going for a hatrick.

  82. 82
    The Libor party says:

    No. You can’t be trusted with your own money.

  83. 83
    Justin pussyfoots in his Poofyboots says:

    I am Justin Poofyboots. I like to play bingo and I know all the lingo. I won a pony last week and I looked a geek cos I am Justin Poofyboots!

  84. 84
    Blowing Whistles says:

    One problem there – the inner circle of tories are as one and equally with Labour when it comes to oppression – Cameron is up to his neck in it with hacked off and Leveson. Cameron is also a fucking ‘puppet’ who’s strings are being pulled … it doesn’t take an Einstein to work out the simple facts – save that there are those on here who cannot shed their blinkers.

  85. 85
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    He’s a Kipper. Who’d have thunk it.

  86. 86
    H Harmskids says:

    Anyone for PIE.

  87. 87
    stun () says:

    Pretty much sums it up, as far as I can see.

  88. 88
    wallywatch says:


  89. 89
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And furthermore what’s really interesting on this string is that the BBC are now clearly shown to be doing plenty of dirtybrown stuff [pun definately intended] not ‘only’ with gordon and for gordon the mental but with many other groups of ‘5hit’ stirrers.

  90. 90
    dapperdan says:

    jacob is such good value

  91. 91
    Bertie Wooster says:

    I know about Bingo Little

  92. 92
    was it something I said? says:

    Here we go.

    By this time next week the BBC will be reporting that it was a Labour initiative.

  93. 93
    Bosun Higgs says:

    London is bigger than anywhere else in Europe, except Mosow, where TB is not permitted.

  94. 94
    The Alternatively Girthed Controller says:

    You’ve done this!

  95. 95
    Thicky Tricky Vicky Nwhistles says:

    Stop munching on my cock Nigel! Give over! Chuck!

  96. 96
    H Harmskids says:

    Willy Vague go back to sharing your room with a male “aid”.

  97. 97
    MassiveKoont says:

    I’m actually delighted that your parents were poor. I hope that they scratch for money until the day they die, which will be many years from now.

  98. 98
    The List of Utter Charlatans says:

    Fortune tellers
    Climate scientists
    Team-building Exercise Organisers
    Fund managers

  99. 99
    Godfrey Bloom's Bingo Bingo Land says:

    Two and Eight 28…million Romas heading for Blighty.
    On its own number 6…million muzzies already here.
    Number 10…used to be Maggie’s den, now occupied by a useless EU quisling.

  100. 100
    JadedJean says:


  101. 101
    Roman A says:

    I’m as sick as a parrot

  102. 102
    Nigel Evans says:

    Worst fucking day.

  103. 103
    John Bellingham says:

    XDR-TB (Extensively Drug Resistant TB) is now an epidemic in Southern Africa and other areas with high HIV/AIDS infection rates. It was identified in South Africa as recently as 2006 and is now common in most of Africa, Brazil and arrived in Britain in 2008 thanks to a Somali “asylum seeker” who was granted leave to settle in Scotland.
    This is a new strain of the disease.
    MDR-TB (Multi Drug resistant TB) caused by misuse of antibiotics is endemic in Eastern Europe, Russia, South America, the Indian sub-continent China and all of Africa. TB IS a notifiable disease.

  104. 104
    Real really real politik says:

    The Nigel and Willy Daisy Chain. All welcome to join. You degenerate westerners need to learn tough man level, not making empty threats to the greatest man in the world. Niet.

  105. 105

    Just how do you think the Germans are going to cause a war with RUSSIA the feeble politically correct Bundeswehr have neither the equipment, numbers, or training ,
    In fact by the time they had carried out the EU risk assessment, ensured that women and ethnic minorities were fully represented at all levels of command, inspected all equipment to ensure it was fully compliant with EU health and safety directive paragraph 2a sub par 1Ga [ARMED INTERVENTION] CLAUSE 9 Page 34 [amended 2013].
    The environmental impact assessment would then have to be carried out ,the Russians would die laughing!

  106. 106
    ? says:

    why is it modded off ?

  107. 107
    Podiceps says:

    That’s not really you, Albacore, is it?

  108. 108
    Podiceps says:

    Because the first three letters refer to the Chosen People. That’s how the stupid modbot works. You can’t write S a t u r d a y either because it contains a lump of shit.

  109. 109
    Podiceps says:

    Thank you, Ellie-Mae. Correcting this right now.

  110. 110
    rick says:

    Dave standing on EU podium :

    “… illegal referendum held under the barrel of a Kalashnikov”

    It was not illegal
    It was not held “under the barrel of a Kalashnikov”
    It did allow the majority of the Crimean population to express their true wishes (97%).

    How much longer are the people of the UK going to allow this cnut to embarrass us in front of the world. And why is he so scared of referendums ?

  111. 111
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    “No hotlinking please. ”


  112. 112
    John Bellingham says:

    So a negress with the name of Cohen (come on!) comes from Canis major and is a cat person from the Dog Star! Surely she is not Sirius?

    Yes I know Canis Major is a constellation not a star.

  113. 113
    Axe The Tely Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    God botherers.
    UFO nuts.
    Anyone who appears on the BBC.

  114. 114
    John Bellingham says:

    Awayday at SHunthorpe?
    Via Penistone?
    Calling at Shitterton?

  115. 115
    John Bellingham says:

    Ah! it re-spelled SHunthhorpe

  116. 116
    Charlie Lynton says:

    Who’s this TB fellow of whom you speak?

  117. 117
    Lord Emsworth of Hackney says:

    Come and meet my enormous black sow Diane.

  118. 118
    Stick measurer says:

    The EU’s stick is as large as Max Clifford’s dick

    To put (in) it politely

  119. 119
    Tatler glossy rag says:

    Good for Mogg

  120. 120
    Elliot Ness says:

    Is Red Len still alive?

    I thought the Teamsters had buried him alive some time ago

  121. 121
    Editor of GQ glossy rag says:

    You must be a Beliber

    Is he still alive?

    And my old crush, Lady Gaga – she seems to have gone off the radar like MA 370

  122. 122
    Tory Chief Whip, 101 years old says:

    You mean no rape today old chap?

  123. 123
    Tory Chief Whip, 101 years old says:

    You mean no cupping today, old chap?

  124. 124
    A good man says:

    Mogg is an excellent MP, entirely likeable and appears decent and affable on any occasion I’ve seen him.
    More like him please as far as I’m concerned.

  125. 125
    Russian oligarch says:

    Good evening Mr Guido

    Now that my billions will never be seized by your bunged government, my special thanks to Mr Blair and Mr Cameron for giving me total impunity)

    I wonder if you could tell me who to contact to buy the Palace of Westminster?

    It’s about the right size for my three families and private army of gorillas and henchmen and dozens of armour plated limousines

    PS Is tger another footy club to buy at the same time?

  126. 126
    Myfanwy says:

    Dickie ma boy, if you read this blog enough you find that nobody trusts anybody in the HoC, true there is a right wing bias that is why Geedes works for the Master, but occasionally Geedes gets around to lambasting a Tory MP.

  127. 127
    Myfanwy says:

    Not bad, does like legs eleven

  128. 128
    Myfanwy says:

    I thought she was a large white, The Empress of Blandings

  129. 129
    Reality Check says:

    “Very good at what he really can do”?

    Like selling billions of pounds of gold incompetently, thus securing the worst price imaginable.

    Like introducing “Tax Credits”, or negative tax, a deeply insidious measure that needs to be removed forthwith.

    Like bankrupting the country.

    Like being an utter disgrace.

    Very accomplished at the above, and many more.

  130. 130
    A nony mous says:

    Because Cast Iron is a lying Cnut more interested in his father in laws windmills which earn him £500,000 pa in Eco loon windmill subsidies.

  131. 131
    A nony mous says:

    +600,000 pa

  132. 132
    Cast Iron says:

    Depends how it will play …

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

    I can combine your two posts above into one better post…

    “No votes for Cameron, he would me no great loss to most of us…”

  134. 134
    A peasant passing through... says:

    Does he have to use a turkey lambaster like Gordie did?

  135. 135
    A peasant passing through... says:

    Adjust the contrast. Button on the side of the set.

  136. 136
    A peasant passing through... says:

    plus, do they have sufficient hairnets for the lads?

  137. 137
    A peasant passing through... says:

    Sokay, we know who you are.

  138. 138
    Himself says:

    FIGJAM. {If you don’t know it, Wiki is your friend}

  139. 139
    History buff says:

    It’s the new Black Plague. Nothing a good fire can’t deal with effectively. Anyone got a match?

  140. 140
    History buff says:

    Always used to be as time was determined by the movement of the sun. Get up when it comes up; go to bed when it goes down etc.

    It was the railways coming to the west country that brought about the UK being a single time zone. Not a lot of people (probably) know that.

  141. 141
    History buff says:

    … several times. Getting like the BBC on here with all these bloody repeats.

  142. 142
    A peasant passing through... says:

    Sounds like “it” comes from Cannabis Major.

  143. 143
    A peasant passing through... says:

    Use a ‘v’ instead of a ‘u’. You’ll find that works ok.

    Cvnt. See?.. and we all know what is meant anyway.

  144. 144
    A peasant passing through... says:

    Given the number of deaths this individual is responsible for would it not be cheaper just to buy a bullet or two?

  145. 145
    A peasant passing through... says:

    Oh dear, more haste less speed…

    Did you mean ‘be’ no great loss; or, ‘mean’ no great loss. These details are very important to the general public…

  146. 146
    A peasant passing through... says:

    Nope. It is what works that is important, not whether it is ‘right’ or not.

  147. 147
    A peasant passing through... says:

    With the proper handshake and the right password, you will probably be able to get the PoW for under a tenner.

  148. 148
    Anonymous says:

    The EU wanti to provoke Russia so they can create a European ARMY. Get it

  149. 149
    Anonymous says:

    “No one can say the Mogg is out of touch…”
    Er…I would. Watching the painful spectacle of him having a walkabout on TV, couldn’t one of those he spoke to have sat him down and posed him a few simple queries?
    For example: Is your ‘understanding’ of reality 100% accurate?
    Given that a handful of elementary questions would quickly confirm that it is not. What percentage of that ‘comprehension’ is inaccurate?

  150. 150
    Liam Halligan says:

    I will hoist a Russian flag over the Palace of Westminster if you can supply the flag?

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