March 21st, 2014

WATCH: Peter Tapsell Owns Gordon Brown


41 Comments

  1. 1
    Mitch says:

    Good put-down there, granted, but Tapsell went to seed years ago.

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    • 26
      Pavlov's pooch says:

      If Tapsell ‘owns Gordon B Ruin’ perhaps he would do the decent thing and have him put down – like the mad dog he is…

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      • 33
        A peasant passing through says:

        Brown said “I will do it to the best of my ability”.

        All well and good, except he never had one atom of ability in his whole body.

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        • 38
          Tony Blair says:

          Brown was and is a dreadful tosser and we may never see his like again (unless Milliband gets lucky)

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    • 28
      Myfanwy says:

      Another nice Tory safe seat to far away from London for Boris, but on the other hand hmmm

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    • 32
      Fern Bridge says:

      Clegg confronted on Budget Day…

      youtube.com/watch?v=rJC-vvx7ItY

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      • 41
        If you hate Britain vote Lib Dem says:

        @Fern Bridge
        Look at Cleggie’s face
        Does his face look bothered?

        Err, yes it does.

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  2. 2
    Garfield says:

    ‘You are married to the Lord and your daddy is your boyfriend': How Purity Balls – in which girls gift their virginity to their fathers until marriage – are sweeping the US”

    I really fear for the mental health of the USA.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2586036/You-married-Lord-daddy-boyfriend-Purity-Balls-girls-gift-virginity-fathers-marriage-sweep-America.html

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    • 3
      East India Company Wallah says:

      Complete and utter tosh
      Sweeping america is what the journalist should be put doing-the cock

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    • 5
      Vlad says:

      I have always told you the Americans are totally decadent and hypocritical

      How much more proof do you need?

      They really are going mad now…

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    • 6
      Mike Handycock says:

      Come to papa!

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    • 8
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Why not go the whole hog and bring back chastity belts.

      Anyway i volunteer to do the regular weekly checkups to confirm they are still virgins :-)

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    • 30
      Myfanwy says:

      I thought the only ones who married the Lord were nuns, daddy is your boyfriend sounds a bit incestuous to me

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      • 35
        Black Habit Forming says:

        Quite, which is why one nun went with the other nun to make sure the first nun had none. But on the way through the woods, two blokes jumped out of the bushes and had their way with them.

        “Oh gosh,” said nun No1, “how are we going to explain to Mother Superior that we were r^&^&^ed twice in one day?”

        “What do you mean twice?”

        “Well, we are coming back this way, aren’t we?”

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  3. 4
    Sarcan Kebab III says:

    Skewered like a kofta kebab!

    Brown not only sold the gold at a record low but he announced to the world he was going to flood the market with gold, thus driving down the price even more.

    I see Gordon Brown is now trying to warn Scots about prosperity and ruin in the referendum debate. There speaks an expert in making people worse off!

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    • 7
      Retired banker in South of France says:

      Gordon was superb for us

      No regulation, huge bonuses massive criminality…and we got off scot free

      A great Chancellor and Prime Minister

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      • 17
        still walking into darkness says:

        To be fair to gay Gordon he did do the job to the best of his ability, it’s just that his ability to do the job was less than zero, which in fact is probably slightly better than Cameron or Miliband

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    • 11
      Ronnie Cohen in Monte Carlo says:

      I defend Gordon as well

      I was his friend and I made millions when he was Chancellor

      I loved the tax breaks he gave us for our asset stripping as well

      PFI was great also…but strictly confidential you understand

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  4. 9
    carlo gambino says:

    ‘This job is an important job and I will do it to the best of my ability’.

    You certainly did, mate, you certainly did.
    :-(

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  5. 10
    nigels parachute says:

    How is white dee going to be able to survive in retirement when she hasn’t been able to build up a pension pot?

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  6. 12
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    I plan to follow in Gordon’s footsteps.

    Vote Labour, get an economic and financial clusterfuck !

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  7. 13
    Lord Walliams Quango-Hogg MP 1921-2007 says:

    “Have sat upon these benches years. But in modern times seen nothing but greed and corruption of the highest order. Lowliest streetgirl has higher morals than the fetid filth that sits opposite!
    No low beneath them. No wickedness untried! Seen it! Seen it with own eyes!
    The evil stench so strong, forced to sit at window for clean air!

    Seen ‘em all, sir! pygmies and strong men. Leaders and lubbers. Wilson. Callaghan and Heath. Churchill .Macmillan. Thatcher.

    But this..this shower of bounders have no qualities any man desires.

    Only the sneak-thief, cut-purse, bandit, highwayman,vagabond , pimp or pickpocket could look from where I stand and see any qualities they could admire.

    Good day sir!”

    Hansard 2007
    Lord Walliams Quango-Hogg MP ; retirement speech to PM Tony Blair.

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  8. 14
    The G Book of Records says:

    Gordon Brown, The very best of the very worst Prime Ministers. Proud to have ruined a country.

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  9. 16
    David Geoffrey Boycott says:

    Clearly the right decision .

    A lot of these backbenchers remind me of average County cricketers who continue to play to 40 without achieving much and depriving younger players of a place.

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    • 23
      Peter's constituant says:

      A new shake and bake PPE common purpose candidate parachuted into my constituency is just what we need.

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  10. 19
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Is this fella the woofer ?

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  11. 20
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    The sad part about Brown is that he was doing the job to the best of his abilities.

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    • 22
      Bill Quango MP says:

      And he worked 16 hours a day.

      Mind you if you are going to totally, utterly wreck the nation you’d need to put in a good shift.

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  12. 24
    A mobile phone and photocopier says:

    We’ve been totally broken by Girdon Brown.

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  13. 27
    Anonymous says:

    So has he been keeping the seat warm for Boris?

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    • 29
      Bluffing old buffoon says:

      In thirty years Boris can stand in the same spot giving the same speech having delivered precisely fuck all but self enrichment, like Tapsell.

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    • 31
      Myfanwy says:

      No, too far away from London for Boris, but you never know how Dave’s mind is working, one thing to be sure though, he will try to wrong foot Boris in some way.

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  14. 34
    What Gold? says:

    Gold that pours into the masters pockets while the slaves are forced to eat their own shit!

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  15. 36
    Derrin Brown full time wanker & perv for the media leeches says:

    Time to end the master-slave economy! Unacceptable! Fool’s Gold!

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  16. 39
    Andrew says:

    The last of the Bufton Tuftons!

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  17. 40
    Anonymous says:

    “to mock the Prime Mentalist “
    just ask if the Scottish referendum result will also be declared illegal, if it goes against the wishes of the regime.
    Other bad/good news. While Crimea get the fireworks, Ukraine must make do with a bonfire of the verified accounts. As they prepare to Greece the wheels of an ever advancing imperialism Common Market juggernaut, engaged in operation Bar-bar-baric. Though on the plus side. They may receive the promise of a belated referendum on EU membership. Provided Dave is elected as their president at some mooted future election, and repeals the new demockratic Don’t Ask-Don’t Vote directive.

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