March 21st, 2014

Sun Hire Boris Spinner to Work Mayoral Magic


59 Comments

  1. 1
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Where the heck is Owen Jones when you need him?

  2. 2
    Loony Left says:

    £230,000 on diversity gigs to foster community cohesion and outreach is not nearly enough! More money for more politically correct multi-culti bollocks please!

  3. 3
    I hate Labour says:

    Mourning Tony “I lived in Holland Park in the lap of luxury” Benn.

  4. 4
    Press Gazette says:

    I think these spinners will spin so much that they will disappear up Lady Gaga’s arsehole

    Be careful you don’t suffer the same fate, Guido

  5. 5
    non taxable pikey says:

    The tip of the iceberg, long overdue. Finally we get some prosecutions over FGM.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26681364

  6. 6
    non taxable pikey says:

    Having a Helicoil fitted.

  7. 7
    Lord Crystal Meths says:

    Does this pretty boy lift shirts as well?

    He looks to me as if he should….

  8. 8
    Last of his kind says:

    the Taxpayers Alliance are a bunch of idiots.

  9. 9
    Nigel Evans says:

    Dylan looks gorgeous!

  10. 10
    Sizzla says:

    His day job is basically supporting The Sun’s daily set of Page 3 jugglers against critics. A human bra.

  11. 11
    Everyone in Chingford says:

    Anyone who can shill for a liar like Boris is a mong

  12. 12
    Editor of the Tatler glossy rag says:

    He’s away on maternity leave

  13. 13
    Ian Endo says:

    Well it’s certainly the tip of something!

  14. 14
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Excuse me, am I at the right place?

    Is this Classified Ads department for the Sun?

  15. 15
    Nigel Evans says:

    He looks gorgeous!

    I want to put my hand down his pants.

  16. 16
    Benny Street says:

  17. 17
    Here I am says:

  18. 18
    Daz Daddingboyd says:

    Looks like a load of dirty four by twos filling up the Sun, another reason to boycott Sky and any Murdoch product. Those protocols may have been “fake” but they sure were accurate. Never trust a hook nose.

  19. 19
    Owen Jones says:

    ‘King for a day, schmuck for a lifetime’ –

    That’s me comrades.

  20. 20
    Lordbellend, PR liar says:

    LOL

    or another of Dirty Digger’s jockstraps?

    Most of his used jockstraps are going to jail

    Apply to Guido if you want to be a replacement codpiece…

  21. 21
    The Beeb are frit! says:

    Ha ha! They’re scared shitless already!

    Ministers have formally backed plans to make non-payment of the BBC licence fee a civil offence rather than a criminal one, the BBC understands. A senior Downing Street source said Tory MP Andrew Bridgen, who tabled the proposals to decriminalise non-payment in the Commons, had “genuinely changed government thinking on the matter”. There will be a year-long consultation in to how civil penalties could work. The BBC says decriminalisation could cost £200m through increased evasion.

  22. 22
    Micro Guido says:

    Give us a break

    We need rent money you know

  23. 23
    non taxable pikey says:

    How much did he have to shill out to get that “job?”

  24. 24
    Arse Injected Death Sentence says:

    Dirty little fucker Tweeting at ten to four in the morning, amazed he can hold a phone with all that w0g j1zz dribbling out of his baggy shit chute. They caught it from monkeys you know, dirty bastards, still at least it got Freddie and Kenny off of our telly.

  25. 25
    A Fugly Homunculus says:

  26. 26
    A right fucking bastard says:

    LOL ! – Owen must read this blog all the time then.

    Oh the wisdom of youth…not.

  27. 27
    Fuck off says:

    Get lost, anti-semite. That kind of bollocks goes down a storm with the Finsbury Park mosque brigade.

  28. 28
    was it something I said? says:

    A year long consultation so mid March 2015, Easter break, election, Labour win. Risk disappears for another five years.

  29. 29
    was it something I said? says:

    The question should be ‘Are you better off than six years ago?’

  30. 30
    Garfield says:

    Never mind, nursey will be round with your meds soon.

  31. 31
    Reuters, always first... says:

    This is all getting rather boring

    We should put the BBC out of its pain

    Be modern and put it up for auction on Ebay

    Perhaps Vladimir Putin or one of his mates will buy it..

  32. 32
    A multi millionaire says:

    I’m much better off thanks!

  33. 33
    Gordon Brown says:

    Most certainly.

  34. 34
    was it something I said? says:

    That’s Phil Jupitus taking the piss.

  35. 35
    Rolling Stone reporter says:

    Oh no…

    Boris for No 10 I say

    It would then be rebranded as the New London Palladium

    Matinee performances every afternoon

  36. 36
    Grant Shapps, after reconditioning says:

    Please don’t use the term ‘they’ it’s apparently derogatory. Better to say ‘we’

  37. 37
    Garfield says:

    What is needed is for someone to hold a sweepstake on how many times she (Abbot) has tweeted,posted etc about food/eating in the past 365 days.

  38. 38
    Last of his kind says:

    you are many kinds of moron

  39. 39
    Shameless says:

    I rather suspect Diane is much better off than 4 years ago, what with all those appearance fees from the BBC and many other various guest speaker gigs and overseas visits, mainly to Africa.

    http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/10001/diane_abbott/hackney_north_and_stoke_newington

  40. 40
    was it something I said? says:

    Correction. It’s Johnny Vegas.

  41. 41
    Little Willy says:

    The rear view is even nicer.

  42. 42
    Golden Dildo Mamdelscum says:

    I could do him in a public lavatory in Moscow

    PS My oliganrch is not on the sanctiions list, even though he should be

  43. 43
    Little Willy says:

    Join the queue.

  44. 44
    Patriot says:

    Wrong emotion. It’s not hate Jones. I am genuinely concerned for the my fellow countrymen. A twat like you is very dangerous indee. You need to be watched and stopped before you does any more harm to the people and country I love.

  45. 45
    Troll Watch says:

    Nice try but you don’t quite get the language right.

  46. 46
    Hic! says:

    Falkirk MP Eric Joyce has been fined £1,500 at Edinburgh Sheriff Court after admitting abusive behaviour at the city’s airport.

    He was also ordered to pay compensation of £100 to the airport worker he abused.

    The former Labour politician was alleged to have repeatedly shouted, sworn and made offensive remarks at the airport on 19 May last year.

    Joyce, 52, is a former Army major.

    Two years ago, he was convicted of assaulting four fellow politicians in a House of Commons bar.

    He has also previously been convicted of driving while over the legal alcohol limit.

  47. 47
    Reader says:

    Very good.

  48. 48

    He’s really into the St, Sebastian thing, isn’t he?

  49. 49
    ED Balls says:

    Not just any old ex-Labour MP. A former, hand-picked, bought and paid for, Co-operative Party MP.

    We are the benchmark of buffoonery in British politics.

  50. 50

    Labour’s core vote, the million or so benefits junkies, crowbar-ed off the couch and into work by IDS, almost certainly don’t think they are better off.

  51. 51
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    That creature has a daughter!! who in the name of Christ could possibly raise a hard on looking at that ?
    Maybe the crack cocaine in Manchester has properties we aren’t aware of.

  52. 52
    A Betting Man says:

    More fun to do that for the next six months. (Also, no offence, but you may already know the answer)

  53. 53
    Musta(pha) bin Shredded says:

    Whatever happened to that thingy about “do no harm”?

  54. 54
    A peasant passing through says:

    That blind ex-MP from somewhere north of Watford Gap might be able to tell you. What was his name,now? David Boondocks or something.

  55. 55
    A peasant passing through says:

    Some Jamaican village is still pining for its missing idiot.

  56. 56
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The TA was set up to counter and silence some other groups who were becoming too effective back during the reign of terror.

  57. 57
    Blowing Whistles says:

    have noted this string of comments – of course BW was elsewhere all through the timing of them until this.

  58. 58
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    His guide dog would have warned him off surely !!!

  59. 59
    Shappsisawanker says:

    No1, Who gives a toss who is hired by the Sun?
    No2, Owen Jones will no doubt be much more sensible when someone has sex with him. In the interim, can we all just ignore him.
    No3, I find it strange that “Sponsored Blogs” do not reveal who, or what sponsored the blog.
    No4, Surely the House of Commons, as employer, has a duty of care to get Eric Joyce MP into therapy?


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