March 20th, 2014

Faisal Islam New Sky Pol Ed


  1. 1
    A Misogynist says:

    Will the blink rate increase on Sky?

  2. 2
    Sizzla says:

    Allah Akhbar!

  3. 3
    C.O.Jones says:

    I hope he has more to offer than toeing the BBC line.

  4. 4
    barrowboy says:

    Here is the news from Islam….

  5. 5
    Waste of time says:

    Doesn’t inspire me to take them seriously again…

  6. 6
    Garfield says:

    ফয়সাল ইসলাম

  7. 7
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    Lolz…that will confirm the complete subversion of the meeja in the eyes of Niggle Mirage and the rest of the Ukip useful idiots…

  8. 8
    C.O.Jones says:

    Adam Boulton’s career was probably extended after Brown gave him the dead eye.

  9. 9
    All socialists are vermin says:

    Well that’s the diversity box ticked then. Next.
    What! No Somali pirates.
    Where’s that Trevor Phillips when you need him?

  10. 10
    C.O.Jones says:

    Lolz, only kids use Lolz. Twat.

    Vote UKIP.

  11. 11
    Sally Cinnamon says:

    So even old Mad Murdoch has to employ the swarthy one rather that the one who was best for the job. The world has gone fucking mad and I will never watch any Sky shows again because of this. #boycottSky #racistSky #notoPC

  12. 12
    Nuckfuts McGibbons says:

    And Welsh nonces who front rock bands. Nonces who are connected to some very high up people in this country . Any one remember Gary Speed? He was Welsh. How did he die again?

  13. 13
    Barraco Barner says:

    Death to the infidel

  14. 14
    Red Ruth says:

    Yesterday he said he wasn’t, so is he a liar?

  15. 15
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Jon Craig must be well pissed off – and justifiably so.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Lost out again Fawkes but I must admit you wished him well

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Another fucking muzzie……ship them all out.

  18. 18
    Myfanwy says:

    Of course ypu will or Ypoung Fawkes will pay you a visit.

  19. 19
    Jock Drony says:

    He’s got a nice black cock though.

  20. 20
    Emperor Palpatine says:

    With a name like that, he’s going to be *loved* by the Daily Mail / UKIP brigade!

  21. 21
    Boulton's wig says:

    Lightweight intellectually, overweight physically

  22. 22
    John Bull says:

    There is only one thing that this organisation will pay attention to and that is if people stop paying for SKY.

    I have to say that Asians have more on the television stations as Weather presenters, Local News presenters, Sports presenters and political presenters.
    Not many North Eastern, North Western, South Western white English presenters and Norfolk is definitely under represented. What has happened to our dialects?

  23. 23
    Grand Council for the total Islamification of all the UK before 2017 says:

    You infi-dels will never learn that we are going to be your new masters

    UK Sharee Laws are coming very soon……

  24. 24
    he's always struck me as another lefty says:

    I’ve never rated his journalistic ability on Channel 4.
    Can’t understand why Sky would overlook talented
    staffers with proven track records.

  25. 25
    Oscar Slater says:

    Norfolk dialect makes people sound like simpleton’s.

  26. 26
    Ex Tory voter says:

    What will our Naughty Sophie Ridge do with a boss like that?

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    who will believe him?

  28. 28
    David Vincent says:

    The Invaders…

  29. 29

    Don’t think I will be able to trust sky news after this. Islam commands its followers to lie if its to show Islam in a good light. Why not employ one of those (soon to be) minority ethnically British people instead?

  30. 30
    RightwingitRedux says:


  31. 31
    keith says:

    watching him perform on channel four it would seem sky are moving to the left, as faisal is not known for his unbiased reporting, the poor old tories who usually have an easy time on sky, could find themselves with no friends in the broadcast television, how sad

  32. 32
    You know its the truth says:

    Well another 50 years or so and we will truly be a third world country, the enrichers will have enriched us so much that only the rich elite will have power to run their homes and factories ( min.wage3p) whilst us enriched plebs will sit around campfires to keep warm, listening to our elders telling us about flat screen TV’s and central heating. It doesn’t matter to me as I haven’t long to go but I fear for my grand children if something doesn’t change and soon.
    Viva the revolution.

  33. 33
    Col Gadaffi says:

    Please martyr yourself and your family.

  34. 34
    H Harmskids says:

    Get it right Black Jack Dromey @

  35. 35
    Sidiq Uqbal says:

    You have been enriched.

  36. 36
    A Fucker says:

    Enrichment, enrichment, diversity,Ali Akbar.

  37. 37
    The Grand Mufti says:

    Fuck you too.

  38. 38
    Col. Nut says:

    Beheadings in car parks, amputations, marrying and shagging six year old girls, shouting and screaming from the minarets, castrating infidels, covering women in bin bags, closing pubs, growing big beards, walking around in nightshirts, breeding camels; it’s all on the way.

  39. 39
    same ol' same 'ol' says:

    The head of Sky News is ex-BBC of course.

  40. 40
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    What do you mean “sound like simpletons” ? It’s no coincidence that GPs around those parts use the abbreviation NFN – ‘Normal For Norfolk’.

  41. 41
    Jack Ketch says:

    Poor bloke has been set up to fail. Give him six mionths as the target of every snide comment, dirty trick and butt of every sabotage move–he will probably become editor of the Guardian or the Dog Shit Gazette. Bet: will not last one year!

  42. 42
    broderick crawford says:

    I thought they used D N R

    Do Not Ressuscitate.

  43. 43
    average joanna says:

    You forgot the FGM.

  44. 44
    now it all becomes clear says:

    Of course.

  45. 45
    well i never says:

    I don’t give a shit.
    I just want to be able to watch decent unbiased
    untainted news. Is that too much to ask?

  46. 46
    Arse says:

    He’s very good at his job. I have a lot of respect for him.

    You Sir are just a racist bore.

  47. 47
    Alan Calder says:

    Surely you never took them seriously anyway?

  48. 48
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:


  49. 49
    A Nagram says:

    অন্বয়যুক্ত গাধা

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    and pointing their arse holes at the west 5 times a day

  51. 51
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    Give him a chance.He might be fair and impartial and not like the biased BBC.

  52. 52
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    So he’s a racist because he’d rather have seen someone chosen for the post based on merit?

  53. 53
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Unbiased untainted news… hahahahahahaha.

    They’re ALL biased you fucking tool!

  54. 54
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    No surprise there.

  55. 55
    M. Oaten says:

    It’s not black it’s brown, the same colour as shit.

  56. 56
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Well said!

  57. 57
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    FFS how many more times!

    He was flying to the South pole and forgot to fill up at Perth ok!

  58. 58
    Alex the Poorer says:

    Here, Here I say old F##k, Arse says is talking out of himself

  59. 59
    Alan Partridge says:

    Knowing me, knowing you, ha ha

  60. 60
    Sailor Sam says:

    Young Sarah Jane looked very hump-a-bump-able this lunch time. Just sayin’.

  61. 61
    Realist says:

    Sky could have used this opportunity to promote a Cornishman to brandish their credibility with minorities.

  62. 62
    A passing peasant says:

    So it look like more PIE in the Sky then. HH will no doubt approve.

  63. 63

    So a popular choice among guidophiles?


  64. 64
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    + several million!

  65. 65
    maggie the dog says:

    I wonder if he got the job because of his surname #ticked the right boxes

  66. 66
    maggie the dog says:

    Tis only a dream

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    My problem is remembering the flight number of the missing plane.Sadly, that woman reporter only gives it out every 15 seconds.

  68. 68
    Witty Moniker says:

    It’s wouldn’t happen under Nigel.

    Vote UKIP

    Wibble wibble wibble……

  69. 69
    Grammar Police says:

    Your unnecessary apostrophe confirms that you ARE a simpleton.

  70. 70
    Kent Brockman says:

    I for one praise our new Islamic overlords…

  71. 71
    pootle says:

    Yeah, will probably be on newsnight soon with the other Lefty frothers

  72. 72
    Anomynous says:

    There are four Islamic principles that Muslims must use when dealing with the Kuffar or unbelievers (you lot). They are: Taqiyya, Tawriya, Kitman and Muruna. Look ‘em up on Google for enlightenment.

  73. 73
    Shooty* says:

    the clue is in the surname

  74. 74
    Arse says:

    Didn’t you read my comment? What part of “he’s very good at his job” did you not understand?


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