March 19th, 2014

WATCH: Kay Burley’s Heroic Reporting From Malaysia


  1. 1
    Denis MacShameless says:

    Claim the cost on expenses.

  2. 2
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, Green Nazis & other Wasters says:

    No it’s only MPs that are allowed that.

  3. 3
    Last of his kind says:

    Carry Hole loves her

  4. 4
    Mitch says:

    Why don’t they all just f*ck off home and leave the family at peace and the authorities to get on with it?

  5. 5
    Owen Jones says:

    I’m watching sky news in the hope that Kay Burley will get carted off by the Malaysian police.

  6. 6
    Mitch says:


  7. 7
    Still, it beats working says:

    Somewhere there are news stories being ignored so people can waste their time on this sort of caper.

  8. 8
    John The Baptist says:

    James O’Brian (elder version of Owen Jones) is comparing Putin to Hitler regarding the Crimea saying that it is exactly like the Anschluss in Austria. He is still is rabbiting on about it now. Just loves the sound of his own voice and talking shite.

  9. 9
    News as Soap says:

    Poor old Kay keeps losing it on this deployment. They should send mighty Alex Crawford there instead of leaving her on the Pistorius non-story

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    Twampersand mk III says:

    Is it any wonder Frank Partridge gave the stupid cow a slap?

  11. 11
    Ed Balls says:

    Kay Burley seems to think she is on Challenge Anneka…

  12. 12
    George Galloway says:

    Will Kay Burley be staying in Kuala Lumpur until plane is found? That might take years………

  13. 13
    Peter Martin says:

    Our thoughts and prayers are with her (if clearly not the relative knocked to the floor).
    If only that phone could talk, eh?
    Actually, come to think of it…

  14. 14
    The End Of UKIP says:

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    Michael Gove says:

    Could someone double the speed of Kay Burley at Malaysian press conference and add Benny Hill Music please. Thanks.

  16. 16
    Ah! not nominitive determinism says:


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    Have I got this right? says:

    So, to find out why the relatives were being treated badly, the press pack treated the relatives badly?

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    Joe Thorpe says:

    Only Kay could pick the escalator that is going down to go up :-(

  19. 19
    Gordon Brown says:

    I ended boom and bust! Doesn’t that mean anything to any of you?

  20. 20
    Eric"The Cheeky Chappie" Pickles says:

    Now someone bring me footage of Kay Burley running up a down escalator with The Eliminator music from Gladiators.

  21. 21
    Squeaker Bercow says:

    Laugh? I pissed myself!

    Kay Burley from Sky News running up a downward escalator:

  22. 22

    A tough lady eats nails for breakfast.

  23. 23
    Don't call me Burley says:

    Police squad.

  24. 24
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    It’s raining men, hallelujah.

  25. 25
    Axle Rod says:

    Any surprises in store for a White Woman?

  26. 26
    Spongebarry Nobrain says:

    Now that the Krims have decided to join the USA, Syria is at peace and peace reigns across northern africa I will now bring down North Korea;

    The Red Line holds firm!

  27. 27
    Spongebarry Nobrain says:

    You are a great man, Gordon!

    I won the Nobel Piss prize

  28. 28
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    It’s old footage of the January sales in Primark.

  29. 29
    What is Farage Drinking? says:

    Must say I’m gobsmacked. Bad enough backing down on Homosexual weddings but making Christian weddings illegal is the sort of thing Communist states do (and France)

  30. 30
    SonoftheManse Watcher says:

    Now, Gordon, end your fucking self – shove a bomb up your arse. We get the result and you get the pleasure that only you could appreciate.

  31. 31
    Rickytshirt says:

    Why not make signing the marriage certificate optional?

  32. 32
    Round the Bend says:

    Kay’s been sent there; the story must then be well past it’s sell by date.

  33. 33
    Spongebarry Nobrain says:

    OK, so we will have to leave all our military hardware behind for thr Taliban when that madman,Merde Putain refuss to let us use he la

  34. 34
    Have I got this right? says:

    If he strips out the legal status then the marriage isn’t legal? How is that going to work, then?

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    Anonymous says:

    “I’m running up the escalator to try and get to the top” another molten bronze droplet of field based journalism from Hurley Burley.

  36. 36
    Round the Bend says:

    Well George, shows you don’t talk Bollox all the time.

  37. 37
    Spongebarry Nobrain says:

    Oh oh, the NSA doing the mods at Guido’s

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Kay has been looking rather sweaty since she”s been in Malaysia. Some may say that women glow and not sweat, but Kay springs a leak like Polish plumbing in a new build.

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    Adams says:

    J O’Brian only talks shite . It is his forte . LOL

  40. 40
    Kay Burley says:

    If I keep talking you don’t realise quite how big a tw@t I am.

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    Whiffler says:

    Ditto this

    The meejah are so up their own @rses, and truly believe the rubbish they peddle about them being responsible for holding governments to account.

    The only scrum was that of Sky etc. Had someone got injured in the mad charge of shoulder cameras and sound techies wielding cumbersome kit, they wouldn’t pause to wonder whether they contributed or caused the problem.

    Instead they would have special investigative reports into the suppliers of the carpets. And then they would discover that the company used t be owned by a family member of a (Tory) Minister.

    Sky wasted no time to report this as incredible developments in he case. What rot !.

  42. 42
    Spongebarry Nobrain says:

    Ronald Reagan and Margret Thatcher were the greatest politicians ever

    Is this OK for you Guido?

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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    Silly Sally B13COW says:

    A rough old slapper eats males for breakfast.

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    C O (Ξ7e) says:

    Separation of Church and State.

    There is a subtle difference between marriage and Marriage: The latter should be governed by Cannon Law, not Statutory.

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    Anonymous says:

    Buckingham Palace has been asked to allow the body of late MP Tony Benn to rest overnight before his funeral in a chapel in the Palace of Westminster.

    Why should this parasite be afforded any honour, what did he ever do ??

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Could only have been surpassed had she said “I’m running up the escalator to try and get to the bottom”.

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    Kay's dimmest hour says:

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    Gordy Mental McMad says:

    I ate my nails. And bogies.

  50. 50
    C.O.Jones says:

    A few days ago I asked on this blog about his actual achievements over his long political career. Seems that he achieved nothing of merit.

    A lifetime of talking crap on the stage of British politics can turn you into a great socialist it appears.

  51. 51
    Puzzled says:

    When there are thousands of clever people who would like to be TV presenters, how does someone as “intellectually challenged” as Kay keep her job?

  52. 52
    God says:

    This man is a fucking idiot

  53. 53
    NoW says:

    They know where the plane is (Somalia) and they are negotiating the release of hostages.
    Media blackout.

  54. 54
    Monkey Business says:

    Kay Burley has form for getting stuck in, pretty much every snapper in the business is out for revenge and would trip her up given any opportunity.

  55. 55
    Beep Beep says:

    Given her usual level of crass insensitivity I’m amazed Kay did’nt kick the woman on the ground and yell “Look after yourself!”

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    Camelface Parker Bowels says:

    That’s right. Why should Prince Phillip get all the fun, the parasite?

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    Mitch says:

    Farage is slowly talking himself out of my vote. Maybe he is just a clown after all.

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    What a thicko says:

    Does Kay Burley have two brain cells to rub together?

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    Fishy says:

    I disagree with the premise.

    He was responsible for bringing Britain 18 years of Tory government, the country’s modernisation, for its liberation from Marxist union barons and Labour politicians who’s allegiance was to the Soviet Union. He was responsible for sowing the seeds and putting in power one of the players who contributed to the downfall of the USSR. He was responsible for bringing us a Government that on its departure bequeathed Britain a gold economic legacy (that sadly would be pissed up the wall by Gordon Brown).

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    Round the Bend says:

    Two! that’s 100% bigger than my estimate.

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    Pitkapoika says:

    Why would anyone be interested in watching Bumbling Burley’s slack arse disappearing up an escalator. Shockhorrorprobe.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    There is that aspect Fishy, where he created the environment for people to realise the stupidity of his politics.

    But I was talking about his achievements which were not thin on the ground, they were non existent. He achieved nothing himself.

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    Booyakasha! says:

    Expect lots of tributes at PMQs today for Tony Benn.

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    Aiwac sales says:


  65. 65
    Colonel Mustard says:

    Makes it easier to be married in the eyes of God but not the Inland Revenue – which it what the UK tax and benefits system encourages.

  66. 66
    Jack the Ripper says:

    The phone could be anywhere in a wide arc.

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    Col. Nut says:

    Can you have 0% of two brain cells?

  68. 68
    ambulance chaser says:

    Kay is 1st class

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    was it something I said? says:

    The plane is on the moon. The Sunday Sport said so.

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    Tell me what I should say says:

    Because during the London Riots (2010?) she told AN EYEWITNESS that he was WRONG when he said he only saw blacks causing mayhem. She TOLD HIM, there were whites there also. He dryly replied that, as he was there, technically she was correct.

    In summary, she is an obedient sock puppet – clever people are not welcome.

  71. 71
    Twampersand mk III says:

    What he just said.

  72. 72
    Village Idiot says:

    …On first reading,this looks like an error!…Oh Nige!

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    Village Idiot says:

    ….Next UKIP will back track on leaving the EU!….Has Nige been Knobbled?

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    paul collings says:

    It was a pointless hysterical media scrum. The authority’s don’t know where the plane is yet, and chasing after hysterical upset relatives is not going to help.
    Sky like the BBC know how to make no news seem important and important news barely gets mention.

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    Anonymous says:

    They have airstrips in Somolia?

  76. 76
    KB phone home says:

    Check on eBay first.

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    Pete from Pretoria says:

    Stupid cow should have stayed home. Malaysians should call a halt to these daily waste of time press meetings. Instead, tell them all to fuck off and we’ll call you back when we have something to report – like having found the missing plane. There has been not one iota of genuine news since day 1.

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    Pete from Pretoria says:

    Not unless she goes over the border to Thailand.

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    Pete from Pretoria says:

    She also thinks she is God’s gift to reporting. Deluded idiot; time she was retired.

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    Garbage disposal operative Grade 3 says:

    Oi! You can’t unload all your old rubbish on us mate!

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    JJJ & Partners says:

    We favour all weddings to be made illegal. It would help to reduce the divorce rate.

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    Anonymous says:

    Go to UKkip? UKraine? what the difference?

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    JJJ & Partners says:

    In our experience the media tend to invent news when there’s no news, genuine or otherwise. We doubt it will be found in Malaysia, so not much point in being there anyway.

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    NoW says:

    No one had a phone either.

  85. 85
    Menu writer says:

    … eats snails?

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    Sealate says:

    Nigel is distancing himself from his supporters with this statement. He needs to rethink fast or a lot of us aint giving him our vote.

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    Sealate says:

    Bad headlines. Reading it properly,I believe the proposal is to make the legality of marriage ONLY by signing a civil register and means NO ONE can force any religious faith into performing same sex marriage. One in the eye for the EU rights brigade. I hope that is what he means.

  88. 88
    mus says:

    i am grateful to the second order in order order.

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