March 19th, 2014

WATCH: Kay Burley’s Heroic Reporting From Malaysia


  1. 1
    Denis MacShameless says:

    Claim the cost on expenses.


  2. 3
    Last of his kind says:

    Carry Hole loves her


  3. 4
    Mitch says:

    Why don’t they all just f*ck off home and leave the family at peace and the authorities to get on with it?


    • 6
      Mitch says:



    • 41
      Whiffler says:

      Ditto this

      The meejah are so up their own @rses, and truly believe the rubbish they peddle about them being responsible for holding governments to account.

      The only scrum was that of Sky etc. Had someone got injured in the mad charge of shoulder cameras and sound techies wielding cumbersome kit, they wouldn’t pause to wonder whether they contributed or caused the problem.

      Instead they would have special investigative reports into the suppliers of the carpets. And then they would discover that the company used t be owned by a family member of a (Tory) Minister.

      Sky wasted no time to report this as incredible developments in he case. What rot !.


      • 61
        Pitkapoika says:

        Why would anyone be interested in watching Bumbling Burley’s slack arse disappearing up an escalator. Shockhorrorprobe.


        • 77
          Pete from Pretoria says:

          Stupid cow should have stayed home. Malaysians should call a halt to these daily waste of time press meetings. Instead, tell them all to fuck off and we’ll call you back when we have something to report – like having found the missing plane. There has been not one iota of genuine news since day 1.


          • JJJ & Partners says:

            In our experience the media tend to invent news when there’s no news, genuine or otherwise. We doubt it will be found in Malaysia, so not much point in being there anyway.


  4. 5
    Owen Jones says:

    I’m watching sky news in the hope that Kay Burley will get carted off by the Malaysian police.


  5. 7
    Still, it beats working says:

    Somewhere there are news stories being ignored so people can waste their time on this sort of caper.


  6. 8
    John The Baptist says:

    James O’Brian (elder version of Owen Jones) is comparing Putin to Hitler regarding the Crimea saying that it is exactly like the Anschluss in Austria. He is still is rabbiting on about it now. Just loves the sound of his own voice and talking shite.


    • 26
      Spongebarry Nobrain says:

      Now that the Krims have decided to join the USA, Syria is at peace and peace reigns across northern africa I will now bring down North Korea;

      The Red Line holds firm!


    • 39
      Adams says:

      J O’Brian only talks shite . It is his forte . LOL


  7. 9
    News as Soap says:

    Poor old Kay keeps losing it on this deployment. They should send mighty Alex Crawford there instead of leaving her on the Pistorius non-story


  8. 10
    Twampersand mk III says:

    Is it any wonder Frank Partridge gave the stupid cow a slap?


  9. 11
    Ed Balls says:

    Kay Burley seems to think she is on Challenge Anneka…


    • 79
      Pete from Pretoria says:

      She also thinks she is God’s gift to reporting. Deluded idiot; time she was retired.


  10. 12
    George Galloway says:

    Will Kay Burley be staying in Kuala Lumpur until plane is found? That might take years………


  11. 13
    Peter Martin says:

    Our thoughts and prayers are with her (if clearly not the relative knocked to the floor).
    If only that phone could talk, eh?
    Actually, come to think of it…


    • 17
      Have I got this right? says:

      So, to find out why the relatives were being treated badly, the press pack treated the relatives badly?


  12. 15
    Michael Gove says:

    Could someone double the speed of Kay Burley at Malaysian press conference and add Benny Hill Music please. Thanks.


  13. 16
    Ah! not nominitive determinism says:



  14. 18
    Joe Thorpe says:

    Only Kay could pick the escalator that is going down to go up :-(


    • 20
      Eric"The Cheeky Chappie" Pickles says:

      Now someone bring me footage of Kay Burley running up a down escalator with The Eliminator music from Gladiators.


  15. 19
    Gordon Brown says:

    I ended boom and bust! Doesn’t that mean anything to any of you?


  16. 21
    Squeaker Bercow says:

    Laugh? I pissed myself!

    Kay Burley from Sky News running up a downward escalator:


  17. 22

    A tough lady eats nails for breakfast.


  18. 23
    Don't call me Burley says:

    Police squad.


  19. 28
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    It’s old footage of the January sales in Primark.


  20. 32
    Round the Bend says:

    Kay’s been sent there; the story must then be well past it’s sell by date.


  21. 33
    Spongebarry Nobrain says:

    OK, so we will have to leave all our military hardware behind for thr Taliban when that madman,Merde Putain refuss to let us use he la


  22. 35
    Anonymous says:

    “I’m running up the escalator to try and get to the top” another molten bronze droplet of field based journalism from Hurley Burley.


  23. 37
    Spongebarry Nobrain says:

    Oh oh, the NSA doing the mods at Guido’s


  24. 38
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Kay has been looking rather sweaty since she”s been in Malaysia. Some may say that women glow and not sweat, but Kay springs a leak like Polish plumbing in a new build.


  25. 42
    Spongebarry Nobrain says:

    Ronald Reagan and Margret Thatcher were the greatest politicians ever

    Is this OK for you Guido?


  26. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Buckingham Palace has been asked to allow the body of late MP Tony Benn to rest overnight before his funeral in a chapel in the Palace of Westminster.

    Why should this parasite be afforded any honour, what did he ever do ??


    • 50
      C.O.Jones says:

      A few days ago I asked on this blog about his actual achievements over his long political career. Seems that he achieved nothing of merit.

      A lifetime of talking crap on the stage of British politics can turn you into a great socialist it appears.


      • 59
        Fishy says:

        I disagree with the premise.

        He was responsible for bringing Britain 18 years of Tory government, the country’s modernisation, for its liberation from Marxist union barons and Labour politicians who’s allegiance was to the Soviet Union. He was responsible for sowing the seeds and putting in power one of the players who contributed to the downfall of the USSR. He was responsible for bringing us a Government that on its departure bequeathed Britain a gold economic legacy (that sadly would be pissed up the wall by Gordon Brown).


        • 62
          C.O.Jones says:

          There is that aspect Fishy, where he created the environment for people to realise the stupidity of his politics.

          But I was talking about his achievements which were not thin on the ground, they were non existent. He achieved nothing himself.


    • 56
      Camelface Parker Bowels says:

      That’s right. Why should Prince Phillip get all the fun, the parasite?


  27. 48
    Kay's dimmest hour says:


  28. 51
    Puzzled says:

    When there are thousands of clever people who would like to be TV presenters, how does someone as “intellectually challenged” as Kay keep her job?


    • 70
      Tell me what I should say says:

      Because during the London Riots (2010?) she told AN EYEWITNESS that he was WRONG when he said he only saw blacks causing mayhem. She TOLD HIM, there were whites there also. He dryly replied that, as he was there, technically she was correct.

      In summary, she is an obedient sock puppet – clever people are not welcome.


  29. 54
    Monkey Business says:

    Kay Burley has form for getting stuck in, pretty much every snapper in the business is out for revenge and would trip her up given any opportunity.


  30. 55
    Beep Beep says:

    Given her usual level of crass insensitivity I’m amazed Kay did’nt kick the woman on the ground and yell “Look after yourself!”


  31. 58
    What a thicko says:

    Does Kay Burley have two brain cells to rub together?


  32. 63
    Booyakasha! says:

    Expect lots of tributes at PMQs today for Tony Benn.


  33. 66
    Jack the Ripper says:

    The phone could be anywhere in a wide arc.


  34. 68
    ambulance chaser says:

    Kay is 1st class


  35. 74
    paul collings says:

    It was a pointless hysterical media scrum. The authority’s don’t know where the plane is yet, and chasing after hysterical upset relatives is not going to help.
    Sky like the BBC know how to make no news seem important and important news barely gets mention.


  36. 76
    KB phone home says:

    Check on eBay first.


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