March 19th, 2014

PMQs LIVE: Warm Up Edition


  1. 1
    Gold thieves says:

    Team GB.
    The young lass is from Northern Ireland. Time NI was recognised in the team name.

  2. 2
    A typical voter (Well in Gideons mind) says:

    Woop, Woop

    Looking forward to being more Tory and coughing up more money.

    *punches air*

  3. 3
    Pervert alert says:

    Ooh, peeeedo advocate in da house

  4. 4
    David Cummerbund says:

    Ed Balls is a nob!

  5. 5
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Miliband is an arsewipe.

  6. 6
    Load of balls says:

    Falklands referendum ok
    Crimean referendum illegal

    How’s that work, Dave and Ed?

  7. 7
    Grex. says:

    Wallace trying avoid politics (like unemployment falling) going all foreign affairs.

  8. 8
    C O (Ξ7e) says:

    Russ!a did unfortunately stick within International Law.

    Like it or not, Dave has no case until the fighting starts in U.

  9. 9
    C.O.Jones says:

    Miliband is deluded, he said Tony Benn was an Iconic Figure of our age!

  10. 10
    was it something I said? says:

    In the Miliband household he probably is.

  11. 11
    Owen Jones says:

    12.08pm, and the Owen Jones STILL hasn’t leaked Osborne’s entire Budget.

  12. 12
    Goujons says:

    Huppert…..looks like Ronald McDonald gone baldy

  13. 13
    Hippo Crits says:

    Didn’t Tony Benn, champion of the powerless, ban people from walking near a beachfront house of his?

  14. 14
    C O (Ξ7e) says:

    Did Dave raise, or Gordon raise ?

  15. 15
    Harriet Harmskids says:

    Kids love pie!

  16. 16
    Racist says:

    Your Hottest curry please and two beers, luv

  17. 17
    The unelected Cathy Ashton says:

    Because we say so.

  18. 18
    C O (Ξ7e) says:

    Fuck off with HS2.

  19. 19
    Mitch says:

    Yes. He was landed gentry, after all. The public stuff was just for show.

  20. 20
    Harriet Harmskids says:

    PIE PIE, Miss 4 Year Old Child

  21. 21
    Ed Balls says:

    If we win next year, you’ll be handing over 99% of your salary.

    Vote Labour!

  22. 22
    The public says:

    You can’t figure out why one is legal and one isn’t all by yourself?
    Are you that stupid?

  23. 23
    Daniel Finkelstein says:

    Don’t fuck up what I told you to say now george!

  24. 24
    William says:

    Hear Hear….The Team should be TEAM UK, not Team GB. For its size Northern Ireland has produced a number of medals for Team GB but the marketers don’t seem to have their identity considered within the name of the team

  25. 25
    Gordon McBreath says:

    Miliband and Cameron are asking all their questions about mental health provision.

    They are talking about me , aren’t they?

  26. 26
    Twampersand mk III says:

    Jeremy ‘Loudmouthed Twat’ Clarkson did likewise.

  27. 27
    Boris Carloffe says:

    Milliband sticking up for Brown again, to get more spending on mental health, however brown’s ailments are too great, no matter how much money is spent on him

  28. 28
    Monty Python says:

    We are the team, so we are, who say NI.

  29. 29
    William says:

    Benn was a first class wanker and it was a good week for the right…Crow, then Benn, maybe it will be Livingstone’s newt that will be next to drop off its mortal coil.

  30. 30
    William says:

    Apparently Owen Jones doesn’t get out of his pre-school class until 12.30 pm….so he’s not around yet

  31. 31
    C O (Ξ7e) says:

    Dave is not doing too well today.

  32. 32
    Ed the knob says:

    Bit like our One Nation nonsense, whilst refusing to stand candidates in NI..

  33. 33
    You can crimea river says:

    Not to mention an EY referendum.

  34. 34
    You can crimea river says:

    EU – I’m not scouse

  35. 35
    William says:

    Let Bob Stewart take a Battalion into battle against the Russians….the don’t like it up ‘em

  36. 36
    The Oirish are Green W0gs says:

    Why would you want bog-trotters associated with GB team?

    Let them have their own team. Roy Keane could run it. He’s a nice, level-headed sort of chap.

  37. 37
    You can crimea river says:

    maybe he meant ironic

  38. 38
    William says:

    Sorry for typo…..’they’ not ‘the’

  39. 39
    A typical voter (Well in Gideons mind) says:

    But will I feel more Tory?

    If so, steal away, as apparently that is what matters.

  40. 40
    Blandness says:

    It’s on the tv, but does anyone listen these days?

  41. 41
    C O (Ξ7e) says:

    Excellent question on defence.

    Utterly shit answer from Dave. What a treasonous piece of shit this quisling is.

  42. 42
    You can crimea river says:

    But Clarkson does not pretend to be a man of the people

  43. 43
    was it something I said? says:

    ‘Legal’ is in the eye of the beholder. Was the Iraq war ‘legal’? Really? Was South Sudan splitting away ‘legal’? East Timor? Yugoslavia and whatever the fuck it turned into? Fucking Scotland?

    This Crimea breakaway/merger with Russia seems entirely reasonable to me. They’ve voted for it. There’s no big bloodbath (yet).

    And why is the Kiev government ‘legal’? They just had a coup.

  44. 44
    zolon says:

    too deep
    wtf are you on about

  45. 45
    Loony says:

    Why is May dressed as a clown today?

  46. 46
    Mop & Bucket says:

    Dave could not cut a piece of paper let alone anything else.

  47. 47
    He's not a war-hero, he's a fat hunt says:

    That fat twat can’t manage anything more strenuous than banging his secretary, again.

    He wouldn’t want to fight the Russkis, too much like proper war, instead of that pantomine in Yugoslavia. Russkis have the nasty habit of shooting back, and not running away.

  48. 48
    The unelected Cathy Ashton says:


    A system of rule where the least capable to lead are unelected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producing countries.

  49. 49
    Mccarthy says:

    Christ, she is fucking wick.

  50. 50
    geewiz says:

    Mccarthy! fuck sakes she is rough.

  51. 51
    was it something I said? says:

    Roy Keane is a c*unt.

  52. 52
    Diane Abbot says:

    I am sitting on de fence also.

  53. 53
    Tony Benn's ghost says:

    I said to God, you need to be abolished

  54. 54
    John The Baptist says:

    O god some nutter bigging up that fool Benn, and then she rambles on.

  55. 55
    Nick Clegg says:

    The fence is where I like to sit

  56. 56
    Ooooooooo says:

    That Scottish accent is so camp

  57. 57
    C O (Ξ7e) says:

    Vocational at the heart of education ?

    What is this PPE brained moron on about ?

  58. 58
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  59. 59
    C O (Ξ7e) says:

    Come on Dave:

    Ban the muzzies and abortion.

    Vote winning gold – right there. ;-)

  60. 60
    John The Baptist says:

    Where is the Eagles death stare and pointy finger?

  61. 61
    Shooty* says:

    Non-answer to gender based abortions.

    “We wrote to all doctors”.

    Wasn’t finished with “we know the doctors of peace will have joyfully disregarded that latter, or possibly used it as a cover for their operating table while they carried out some FGM, but really, what can we do? We’re not allowed to tell them how to behave, and in 20 years they’ll have wiped us out anyway, so c’est la vie, right?”

  62. 62
    Ed Miliband says:

    Mr.Speaker the recovery is too fast and is going too far.

  63. 63
    Dumb t says:

    Northern Ireland needs recognised in the UK team, you daft fucking cocksucker. The Republic of Ireland has its own team.

  64. 64
    Garfield says:

    You speak a lot of truth Kemo Sabi.

  65. 65
    Stephen Hawking says:

    For some reason I didn’t see any “Better Together” campaign material in Crimea…..

  66. 66
    Grim says:

    I’m sick to death hearing about the Office of Budget Responsibility.

  67. 67
    Garfield says:

    No matter which way you look at it, its phucking murder.

  68. 68
    Confucius says:

    he who sit on fence, get splinters in arse.

  69. 69
    Nick Clegg says:

    is this the budget thread? Says PMQs. Where is the budget special?

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Why isn’t the speaker telling these c#nts to shut up?!

  71. 71
    Attention to Detail says:

    I am not here

  72. 72
    Attention to Detail says:

    Because he is the biggest one?

  73. 73
    Ed Balls says:

    Slow down Gideon, I can’t keep up. My socks take some time to get off you know.

  74. 74
    Bread and Circusssesesses's says:

    Look everyone, a nice new shiny coin.

  75. 75
    Stick your 0.7% up your arse says:

    Rich blokes happily giving away billions to foreigners raised from poor people in the UK

  76. 76
    Dangerous Brian says:

    About as true a statement as you could want to read.

  77. 77
    John from Carey Street says:

    So that she can blend in with the rest.

  78. 78
    Fishy says:


    The BBCs John Pienaar (he that calls Miliband, Ed and Cameron err Cameron) introducing the budget, trips over his words and calls Balls, ‘Odd Balls’

  79. 79
    Stella Cheesy says:

    Fig roll, anyone?

  80. 80
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Has it something to do with the cost of living crisis ?

  81. 81
    Mark Oaten says:

    Yes please.

  82. 82
    Bill Quango MP says:

    How red will Ed Balls face get during his stammery budget response?

    bet now..With Paddywaddypower

    Red 3- 1
    Scarlet 4-1
    Poppy 5-1
    Crimson 6-1
    Burgundy 4-1
    Brick 3-1
    Garnet 2-1
    Maroon 1-1
    Beetroot 2/9

  83. 83
    Shooty* says:

    No, it’s cultural sensitivity. You racist.

  84. 84
    Dangerous Brian says:

    No, he pretends to be a man of THE people.

  85. 85
    Ed 'fliperty' Balls says:

    Did he say the debt was eleventy-nine up the deficit? And which is the bad one?

  86. 86
    Well George? says:

    And what about the victims of IRA terrorism in NI?

  87. 87
    Doh! says:

    Lose yer bet. It’s Miliband replying…

  88. 88
    Shooty* says:

    “a weak leader who got to power after betraying his brother”

    Nicely done, Gideon.

  89. 89
    Pathetic says:

    No change in the APD which is crippling air travel to and from Northern Ireland then…..driving all the traffic through Dublin instead…

  90. 90
    Ed 'fliperty' Balls says:

    Really? Why am I sitting here then?

  91. 91
    Ed Balls says:

  92. 92
    non taxable pikey says:

    I can recommend a good fence repair company.

  93. 93
    Bill Quango MP says:

    of course. Autumn statement is the Balls bugger up isn’t it.

  94. 94
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Has anyone leaked this week’s UKIP smear yet?

  95. 95
    was it something I said? says:

    At first I thought he was alluding to Brown doing in Blair.

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    If he is the biggest one Max Clifford has nothing to worry about.

  97. 97
    Science Buzzwords says:


    What a twát

  98. 98
    Bill Quango MP says:

    George Osbo doing OK. Should boost his credibility.

    I think people, we are probably looking at the next leader of the opposition.

  99. 99
    was it something I said? says:

    Yvette Cooper is the next leader of the opposition.

  100. 100
    A typical voter (Well in Gideons mind) says:

    Bollocks i’ll be paying less tax.

    Am I now a Marxist?

  101. 101
    M Portillo says:

    Is the fence still standing.

  102. 102
    You Know Its True says:

    Yes Nigel Farage photographed wanking off to a photo of Dianne Abbot.

  103. 103
    You Know Its True says:

    Its enriches our backward society.

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