March 19th, 2014

PMQs LIVE: Warm Up Edition


  1. 1
    Gold thieves says:

    Team GB.
    The young lass is from Northern Ireland. Time NI was recognised in the team name.


  2. 2
    A typical voter (Well in Gideons mind) says:

    Woop, Woop

    Looking forward to being more Tory and coughing up more money.

    *punches air*


    • 21
      Ed Balls says:

      If we win next year, you’ll be handing over 99% of your salary.

      Vote Labour!


      • 38
        A typical voter (Well in Gideons mind) says:

        But will I feel more Tory?

        If so, steal away, as apparently that is what matters.


    • 48
      The unelected Cathy Ashton says:


      A system of rule where the least capable to lead are unelected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producing countries.


  3. 3
    Pervert alert says:

    Ooh, peeeedo advocate in da house


  4. 4
    David Cummerbund says:

    Ed Balls is a nob!


  5. 5
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Miliband is an arsewipe.


  6. 6
    Load of balls says:

    Falklands referendum ok
    Crimean referendum illegal

    How’s that work, Dave and Ed?


    • 17
      The unelected Cathy Ashton says:

      Because we say so.


    • 22
      The public says:

      You can’t figure out why one is legal and one isn’t all by yourself?
      Are you that stupid?


      • 43
        was it something I said? says:

        ‘Legal’ is in the eye of the beholder. Was the Iraq war ‘legal’? Really? Was South Sudan splitting away ‘legal’? East Timor? Yugoslavia and whatever the fuck it turned into? Fucking Scotland?

        This Crimea breakaway/merger with Russia seems entirely reasonable to me. They’ve voted for it. There’s no big bloodbath (yet).

        And why is the Kiev government ‘legal’? They just had a coup.


    • 33
      You can crimea river says:

      Not to mention an EY referendum.


    • 65
      Stephen Hawking says:

      For some reason I didn’t see any “Better Together” campaign material in Crimea…..


  7. 7
    Grex. says:

    Wallace trying avoid politics (like unemployment falling) going all foreign affairs.


  8. 8
    C O (Ξ7e) says:

    Russ!a did unfortunately stick within International Law.

    Like it or not, Dave has no case until the fighting starts in U.


  9. 9
    C.O.Jones says:

    Miliband is deluded, he said Tony Benn was an Iconic Figure of our age!


  10. 11
    Owen Jones says:

    12.08pm, and the Owen Jones STILL hasn’t leaked Osborne’s entire Budget.


  11. 12
    Goujons says:

    Huppert…..looks like Ronald McDonald gone baldy


  12. 13
    Hippo Crits says:

    Didn’t Tony Benn, champion of the powerless, ban people from walking near a beachfront house of his?


  13. 13
    C O (Ξ7e) says:

    Did Dave raise, or Gordon raise ?


  14. 16
    Racist says:

    Your Hottest curry please and two beers, luv


  15. 18
    C O (Ξ7e) says:

    Fuck off with HS2.


  16. 20
    Harriet Harmskids says:

    PIE PIE, Miss 4 Year Old Child


  17. 23
    Daniel Finkelstein says:

    Don’t fuck up what I told you to say now george!


  18. 24
    William says:

    Hear Hear….The Team should be TEAM UK, not Team GB. For its size Northern Ireland has produced a number of medals for Team GB but the marketers don’t seem to have their identity considered within the name of the team


    • 32
      Ed the knob says:

      Bit like our One Nation nonsense, whilst refusing to stand candidates in NI..


    • 36
      The Oirish are Green W0gs says:

      Why would you want bog-trotters associated with GB team?

      Let them have their own team. Roy Keane could run it. He’s a nice, level-headed sort of chap.


  19. 25
    Gordon McBreath says:

    Miliband and Cameron are asking all their questions about mental health provision.

    They are talking about me , aren’t they?


  20. 27
    Boris Carloffe says:

    Milliband sticking up for Brown again, to get more spending on mental health, however brown’s ailments are too great, no matter how much money is spent on him


  21. 29
    William says:

    Benn was a first class wanker and it was a good week for the right…Crow, then Benn, maybe it will be Livingstone’s newt that will be next to drop off its mortal coil.


  22. 30
    William says:

    Apparently Owen Jones doesn’t get out of his pre-school class until 12.30 pm….so he’s not around yet


  23. 31
    C O (Ξ7e) says:

    Dave is not doing too well today.


  24. 35
    William says:

    Let Bob Stewart take a Battalion into battle against the Russians….the don’t like it up ‘em


    • 47
      He's not a war-hero, he's a fat hunt says:

      That fat twat can’t manage anything more strenuous than banging his secretary, again.

      He wouldn’t want to fight the Russkis, too much like proper war, instead of that pantomine in Yugoslavia. Russkis have the nasty habit of shooting back, and not running away.


  25. 38
    William says:

    Sorry for typo…..’they’ not ‘the’


  26. 40
    Blandness says:

    It’s on the tv, but does anyone listen these days?


  27. 41
    C O (Ξ7e) says:

    Excellent question on defence.

    Utterly shit answer from Dave. What a treasonous piece of shit this quisling is.


  28. 45
    Loony says:

    Why is May dressed as a clown today?


  29. 45
    Mop & Bucket says:

    Dave could not cut a piece of paper let alone anything else.


  30. 49
    Mccarthy says:

    Christ, she is fucking wick.


  31. 50
    geewiz says:

    Mccarthy! fuck sakes she is rough.


  32. 53
    Tony Benn's ghost says:

    I said to God, you need to be abolished


  33. 54
    John The Baptist says:

    O god some nutter bigging up that fool Benn, and then she rambles on.


  34. 56
    Ooooooooo says:

    That Scottish accent is so camp


  35. 57
    C O (Ξ7e) says:

    Vocational at the heart of education ?

    What is this PPE brained moron on about ?


  36. 58
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP


  37. 59
    C O (Ξ7e) says:

    Come on Dave:

    Ban the muzzies and abortion.

    Vote winning gold – right there. ;-)


  38. 60
    John The Baptist says:

    Where is the Eagles death stare and pointy finger?


  39. 61
    Shooty* says:

    Non-answer to gender based abortions.

    “We wrote to all doctors”.

    Wasn’t finished with “we know the doctors of peace will have joyfully disregarded that latter, or possibly used it as a cover for their operating table while they carried out some FGM, but really, what can we do? We’re not allowed to tell them how to behave, and in 20 years they’ll have wiped us out anyway, so c’est la vie, right?”


  40. 62
    Ed Miliband says:

    Mr.Speaker the recovery is too fast and is going too far.


  41. 66
    Grim says:

    I’m sick to death hearing about the Office of Budget Responsibility.


  42. 69
    Nick Clegg says:

    is this the budget thread? Says PMQs. Where is the budget special?


  43. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Why isn’t the speaker telling these c#nts to shut up?!


  44. 73
    Ed Balls says:

    Slow down Gideon, I can’t keep up. My socks take some time to get off you know.


  45. 74
    Bread and Circusssesesses's says:

    Look everyone, a nice new shiny coin.


  46. 75
    Stick your 0.7% up your arse says:

    Rich blokes happily giving away billions to foreigners raised from poor people in the UK


  47. 78
    Fishy says:


    The BBCs John Pienaar (he that calls Miliband, Ed and Cameron err Cameron) introducing the budget, trips over his words and calls Balls, ‘Odd Balls’


  48. 79
    Stella Cheesy says:

    Fig roll, anyone?


  49. 82
    Bill Quango MP says:

    How red will Ed Balls face get during his stammery budget response?

    bet now..With Paddywaddypower

    Red 3- 1
    Scarlet 4-1
    Poppy 5-1
    Crimson 6-1
    Burgundy 4-1
    Brick 3-1
    Garnet 2-1
    Maroon 1-1
    Beetroot 2/9


  50. 86
    Well George? says:

    And what about the victims of IRA terrorism in NI?


  51. 88
    Shooty* says:

    “a weak leader who got to power after betraying his brother”

    Nicely done, Gideon.


  52. 89
    Pathetic says:

    No change in the APD which is crippling air travel to and from Northern Ireland then…..driving all the traffic through Dublin instead…


  53. 97
    Science Buzzwords says:


    What a twát


  54. 98
    Bill Quango MP says:

    George Osbo doing OK. Should boost his credibility.

    I think people, we are probably looking at the next leader of the opposition.


  55. 100
    A typical voter (Well in Gideons mind) says:

    Bollocks i’ll be paying less tax.

    Am I now a Marxist?


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