March 19th, 2014

Jeremy Hunt’s Heavy Eyelid Syndrome


23 Comments

  1. 1
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzz says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  2. 2
    Septic Peg says:

    That’s Jeremy’s sex face – Osborne’s voice has that affect on him.

  3. 3
    Myfanwy says:

    Hunt is still probably trying to recover from that St Paddy’s bash just like you Geedes

  4. 4
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  5. 5
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    are his eyes still sore from all that weeping he must have done when the Hotcourses deal fell through?

    Ah diddums.

  6. 6
    Nigel Evans says:

    It’s said that sex is the best exercise.

    Judging by the strength of my wrist and forearm, I tend to agree.

  7. 7
    Mike Hunt says:

    He should have been christened Mike, it would suit him.

  8. 8
    Mike Hunt says:

    Well your arse will soon be getting a workout.

  9. 9
    BBC HOmo rectum says:

    All that shit bout paying offLabour’s debts and shit….. and growing the conomy n shit …and livvin wivin our means n shit means nuffin to the shitfilth wot vote Labour

    Ed will have a 90 seat majority… no shit

  10. 10
    MIKE GOVE says:

    I AM JO BRAND IN DRAG :)

  11. 11
    Pete from Pretoria says:

    Let’s face it, Jeremy was not alone, but I did wake up a bit trying to understand Milipede’s comedy routine.

  12. 12
    Simpleton Sam says:

    Dozy bastard, and he’s one of the cu*nts supposedly running the c*untry

  13. 13
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    ++++++++++++++++Breaking+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    BBC Political Reporter Norman Smith interupted live on air on College Green by passer-by mouthing off about Nick Clegg

  14. 14
    sc and the moldavian bandecoot says:

    What a Hunt.

  15. 15
    ppasser-by mouthing off says:

    Bill Maloney Pie n Mash Films

  16. 16
    Sinnick says:

    How is the clearing of the deficit in one parliament coming along?

  17. 17
    Blowing Whistles says:

    There’s a couple of nasties tucked away in the (printed version) of the Budget. I mention only two that got my attention sharpish.

    (page 2):

    reduces spending in the next Parliament by locking in spending reductions announced at Autumn Statement 2013 for future years

    … which means any revision by any future government will be very difficult, and the next lot will inherit this mess with little scope for adjustment -regardless of the economics of the future moment.

    (page 38): provide £42 million over 5 years for the Alan Turing Institute
    – this will be a national institute which will undertake new research in ways of collecting, organising and analysing large sets of data (‘Big Data’); Big Data analysis can allow businesses to enhance their manufacturing processes, target their marketing better, and provide more efficient services

    … so, no mention of GCHQ data collection, trimming that department financially or in scope. Hints at further mass data collection and support for new innovation, businesses, corporations and marketeers to plunder collected data for corporate profiteering.

  18. 18
  19. 19
    Max Clifford says:

    Nigel, are you into micro penis?

  20. 20
    P Artist says:

    Wonder if Guido’s out celebrating the penny off a pint his beloved chancellor has given him?

  21. 21
    was it something I said? says:

    … which means any revision by any future government will be very difficult,

    No it won’t. They’ll just have a quick show of hands and ignore it.

  22. 22
    Fat pleb Patrick McLoughlin says:

    I trust that I will not be called as a witness if it is.

  23. 23
    broderick crawford says:

    Justine whatsername looks as though she has just been royally poked and is ready for her own post coital siesta.


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