March 18th, 2014

Jack Warner was Doomed


  1. 1
    Gordon Brown says:

    I saved the World Cup.

  2. 2
    Dirk Diggler says:

    Jack Warner ” Can I meet Jack Dromney”

  3. 3
    Fed Up Botted says:

    modded again

    he does not look like a policeman

  4. 4
    Phantomsby says:

    Sincere double handshake…you were warned!

  5. 5
    Dirk Diggler says:

    McDoom replies, “we’ll throw Sally Bercow into the deal”

  6. 6
    Corruptamundo says:

    He looked a lot different in black and white when he played Dockson of Dick Green.

  7. 7
    Little Owen Jones says:


    Check out my photos with Hugo Chavez, Bob Crow and Tony Benn when you’ve got a moment. Warner et al might have been doomed by Gordon….Chavez and co are DEAD.

    Brown is an amateur.

  8. 8
    Mr Woy says:

    They’re both lying sacks of shit that deserve each other.

  9. 9
    Divide and Rule says:

  10. 10
    ordinary member of the public says:

    Is there anyone in public life who isn’t
    corrupt, perverted or a congenital liar?

  11. 11
    That handshake says:

    “Caught (in the) red handed”.

  12. 12
    Ancient Twitter Proverb says:

    Is it something I said?

  13. 13
    corruption is endemic says:

    So who’s going to declare the Qatari bid invalid
    and award the world cup to another country?
    This cannot be allowed to stand.

  14. 14
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    You mean bungs help influence where a world cup is held? Stone me! I never would have guessed!

    Does Brown have a bank account in Doha?

  15. 15
    just asking says:

    Has he been sacked by Fifa and
    arrested yet?

  16. 16
    M102 says:

    I have nothing more to say Andrew.

  17. 17
    albacore says:

    That there don’t look much like Dixon of Dock Green
    Still, it’s a while since Dixon’s been on the screen
    And the old Plod never would have related
    To a London that’s been so immigrated

  18. 18
    Mitch says:

    Jack walked away with McMental’s watch.

  19. 19
    Gay Gordon McMental says:

    I think that the situation in Ukraine has dramatically improved since Baroness Ashton began exercising her diplomatic skills.

  20. 20
    Sergei Lavrov says:

    I thought she was part of the cleaning staff.

  21. 21
    FIFA says:

    What’s not to like about playing football in 55C ?

  22. 22
    Sepp Blatter says:

    You should see my bank balance.

  23. 23
    Spyke says:

    I’m walking backwards for Christmas.

  24. 24
    All's B£air in war says:

    No, but he has a dough account with a banker.

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    No bandwagon that fatbot wont jump on to.

  26. 26
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Caroline Flint on the Daily Politics. Arrogant, loud mouthed and stupid.
    Labour introduce something but then add that they are having a consultation about it. Fucking useless.

  27. 27
    Max Clifford says:

    Do you have a micro penis too?

  28. 28
    World Saviour says:

    I don’t mind shaking hands but leave my chipolata alone.

  29. 29
    was it something I said? says:

    You’re going to need a bigger axle.

  30. 30
    The Queen says:


  31. 31
    Latest from Court No.69 says:

    Former deputy speaker Nigel Evans had his hands “all over” a male Westminster worker and tried to kiss him, the man told Preston Crown Court.

    The man said the MP’s advance in his Commons’ quarters was “unexpected” and a “shock” after they had been drinking with a group of colleagues.

    The man claimed Mr Evans told him: “You’re gorgeous.”

    The witness said he had been drinking in the Strangers Bar in the Commons in February 2011 when Mr Evans greeted him with a glass of champagne and invited him to join his group.

    He said Mr Evans invited the group to join him in a conference room near the Deputy Speaker’s Office.

  32. 32
    Phantomsby says:

    You mean little old me, “bukkake face”?

  33. 33
    Barreness Horseface of Private Plane, - yet another NooBoringLiar Clitorati Place Person says:

    I am pleased beyond measure that Mr Pootn has listened to, and acted on my words.

    Ultimately, I owe my position, – and everything, – to our Beloved Leader and HelmsPerson, – Grouniad Brown!

  34. 34
    Chris Cringle says:

    Ukraine? You mean that place where an ethnic minority want to break away from the parent country without that country’s majority being given a say to be run by a megalomaniac socialist?
    Nah mate! Wouldn’t happen in – say – Scotland would it?

  35. 35

    If there is anything more guaranteed to to turn the mildest xenophile into a foaming racist that this picture>

  36. 36
    Gordon Brown says:

    It’s Sue’s fault.

  37. 37
    A Woomun of Colour says:

    It am de ass dat is ma grateust asset.

  38. 38
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Female window-dressing.

  39. 39
    Lee Rigby's Ghost says:

    I would have been there with you, but I got hacked to death in the streets of London in broad daylight by African moslems.

    Still, mustn’t grumble.

  40. 40
    Marcus says:

    Your name is Todd and I claim my £5 !

  41. 41
    +1 says:

    I think you are about right there. Never thought about it before.

    God Bless Her.

  42. 42
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    The idiot from Fife meets the idiot from Fifa.

  43. 43
    Round the Bend says:

    Taylor “thank you very much, as only having crooks as bad as you, is the only way my corruption does not look so bad.”

  44. 44
    Muffled Voice from Padded Room in CurrrrrCudeeee says:

    Aye, it wuld that! – noo let me make ma’ speechy tae ma’ peeple!!

  45. 45
    Sally says:

    Cum on everybody!

    Cum on, let’s jizz again
    Like we did last summer
    Yeah, let’s jizz again
    Like we did last year
    Do you remember when I was really suckin’
    Yeah, let’s jizz again
    Bukkake time is here

  46. 46
    Round the Bend says:

    I meant Warner, must be another crook out there called Taylor?

  47. 47
    Caesar says:

    55 BC more like

  48. 48
    Defying Gravity says:

    I’m surprised she can stand up.

  49. 49
    The Federal Flag Marches On says:

  50. 50
    The Libor party says:

  51. 51
    What is it with MPs? says:

    Are we dealing with a Crown Court Jury Trial Criminal here or just a drunken old Lech?

    FFS in any other walk of life he would have been given a good seeing to and end of story.

  52. 52

    Nobody has explained satisfactorily just how the World Cup is going to be crammed into Qatar never mind the heat problems !!

  53. 53
    A Footballer who can Tweet says:


  54. 54
    Weygand says:

    Good evening all…this week I’d like to tell about what can happen when things get hot – a bit too hot, you might say, for several people in this case. Well..

  55. 55
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    When she steps of the kerb edge onto the road her ass cheeks catch the pavement.

  56. 56

    A female what?

  57. 57
    Gordon, again says:

    Surprised, very, very surprised. I thought that Qatar with temperatures like a furnace, won the right to stage the worlf cup on credit.

  58. 58

    He got himself a suntan after retiring from Dixon of Dock Green, didn’t he?

  59. 59
    Sally says:

    I like being given a good seeing to.

  60. 60

    Payed for with what, and by whom !

  61. 61
    Just a passing peasant says:

    Next time you speak to her ask her why she sold us and herself into EU serfdom. There was no need for her to sign off any of those traitorous documents. Such activity could well make the beginning of the end for these foreign overlords.

  62. 62
    Just a passing peasant says:

    * mark, not make

  63. 63
    was it something I said? says:

    Anybody who thinks Jack Warner is the only one who was bribed several million quid needs their head looking at too.

  64. 64
    Just a passing peasant says:

    The simple solution is for all the countries involved to tell corrupt fat cat Blatter that they do not propose to participate in the competition .

  65. 65
    Twampersand mk III says:

    You must be joking, right?

    Brenda is the biggest parasite of all. The richest woman in the world recently had the cheek to request 50 million quid of taxpayers money to fix up her house. Is she paying the bedroom tax on her 500+ spare bedrooms?

    An unemployed scrounger, a benefit claiming parasite of the highest order, a traitor who has repeatedly broken her coronation oaths and signed away a thousand years of sovereignty to the EU.

    Explain to me in what way she is not sitting on the top of the heap of mouldering shite that was UK sovereignty, conducting the whole mad chorus, whilst counting her (our) cash.

  66. 66
    Gideon's Revenge says:

    People like you, ha ha ha !!! ha ha ha !! ha ha ha !! ha ha ha !! ha ha ha !!

  67. 67
    Sepp Blatter says:

    I haven’t took any dodgy money, ever, honest. *innocent face*

  68. 68
    Tony Blair says:

    mmm, never thought about football.

  69. 69
    Round the Bend says:

    Excellent, could also be “the crook from Fife meets one of the crooks from Fifa

  70. 70
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    I think most people understand that. He fell out of favour with the FIFA “family” and got careless as well so his head is first on the block The FBI have been investigating this lot for several years, not just Warner.

    Google his nemesis Andrew Jennings for more juicy information.

  71. 71
    Twampersand mk III says:

    Those involved in making the law need to be held to a higher standard of behaviour than those in ‘other walks of life’.

  72. 72
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Why is Oprah Winfrey requesting funds from the UK taxpayer?

  73. 73
    Round the Bend says:

    Paint Tony’s grinning face on every football and the ability to thump a ball for penalties will soar.

  74. 74
    What Nobsore won't announce tomorrow says:

    Total Government Debt 2010 £ 760 billion

    Total Government Debt 2013 £ 1160 billion

    The Government is still running a DEFICIT – ie It spends more than it receives in taxes.

  75. 75
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Ghastly woman cashing in on her skin colour.

  76. 76
    bergen says:

    I suspect that the clubs will not release their players to take part in such career-threatening heat anyway. They would be uninsurable. I doubt that anyone seriously gave thought to the bid being successful but they all forgot the baksheesh that might be involved.

  77. 77
    Auntie Beeb, lying slag says:

    We will be there, mob handed.
    It is a sad indictment of the state of our national game that more people will tune in to watch our expensive prima donnas dying of heat exhaustion than to cheer them on.

  78. 78
    Twampersand mk III says:

    Why was it OK when Kosovo did it? Why did Bliar have the RAF carpet-bomb Serbs to facillitate it?

    Oh, that’s right, muslim trumps christian orthodox in the victim stakes. How racist, bigoted and undemocratic of me.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Is that like a silk weave in the material of that Jacket ?
    silk production is a strange industry.

  80. 80
    M103 says:

    This will be no different from most previous Tory pre-election budgets.
    They will give away peanuts to the less well off, largely clawing it back by other means later on.
    This will be in the hope that the less well off are foolish enough to vote for them so that they (the Tories) and their mates can continue to live off the fat of the land when (as they hope) the next election is won.
    Sensible people take what’s on offer and don’t vote Tory.

  81. 81
    Auntie Beeb, lying slag says:

    Wound dressing.

  82. 82
    Court of Public Opinion says:

    Mr Potato Head is on £300,000/wk at Man U.

    Obviously in footie, several $M appearing in your bank account carries no implications of wrong-doing.

  83. 83
    David Walsh says:

    Jack Warner ? Evening all…………..

  84. 84
    Twampersand mk III says:

    It’s called jizyah. Google it. (Be careful you don’t type ‘jizz’ into Google:-))

  85. 85

    They could knock up the stadiums but the heat is too intense even for a spectator standing in the shade. If they play football in that heat there will be fatalities.

    Let’s hope the FBI get their fingers out and the World Cup sponsors pull the plug on this farce before too long.

  86. 86
    Gordo Brown - (retd) says:

    I also don’t care how much money you’ve taken in bribes Mr Warner, because I am running a much more profitable scam that’s legal.

  87. 87

    The increase in the debt is not necessarily caused by the deficit but by the horrendous interest payments on Brown’s farewell gift.

  88. 88
    Twampersand mk III says:

    Total gov debt is over 4 trillion when un-funded state pensions and the PFI clusterup are factored in.

    That is what the UK is – factored. Right properly.

  89. 89

    Did he make the bint sit on the front bench during PMQs ?

  90. 90
    Twampersand mk III says:

    Scumchester are going to do a Leeds, with a bit of luck. Ha ha ha hah hah ha ha he he hah ha hah ha!

  91. 91
    Gordon Brown says:

    “It began in America”
    (my debt boom, the wasteful spending spree, bungling regulation had nothing to do with it)

  92. 92
    wen says:

    On Brillo the stand in woman just allowed Flint face to portray a Labour political broadcast within the programme, she was clearly reading from an auto cue. BBC independence at work no doubt.

    She was also allowed to speak whenever she wanted, no control or balance afforded.

  93. 93
    wen says:

    Tossers World Alliance annual meeting.

  94. 94
    was it something I said? says:

    And the ongoing payments to Browns million extra public sector workers. One million people that had to be paid from borrowed money the day he hired them back in 2001/2 and that we’re still paying with borrowed money.

  95. 95

    Now that’s what I call entertainment !

  96. 96
    Jimmy says:

    The Tory ship will sink in 2015, and Call me Dave and Gideon will go down with it, so the rats are positioning themselves for the best places on the lifeboat.

    So far the chief rats-in-contention for places on the lifeboat seem to be Gove, BoJo and May. As the sinking approaches, it’ll be interesting to see who the lesser rats line-up behind (one thinks here of Hunt, Lansley, Pickles).

    George Smith, Schapps/Michael Green and “Badger’ Paterson will be chucked out of the lifeboat when they attempt to board it. Smaller rats– Willetts and Wollaston, for example– will probably be allowed to board the lifeboat, since they may serve a useful purpose later on.

    It should be a sight to behold!

  97. 97
    House of Ill Repute says:

    Good one. Thought you were serious for a minute.

  98. 98
    Nick Clegg says:

    Does that make me an EU Dhimmi for keeping the fuck shut up for my pension?

  99. 99
    A typical voter (Well in Gideons mind) says:

    I’m hoping that more of my money is stolen at the 40% rate. Then I know I will have arrived.

  100. 100
    was it something I said? says:

    They’ll just have to put up some decent spotlights and play the games at about 4am in the morning local time. It’ll still be about 30C but at least there shouldn’t be any fatalities.

  101. 101
    I dont live far enough away to Support Man U says:

    Plus all the royalties for licensing his image rights to Disney for Shrek.

  102. 102

    Nice petition here to make the BBC self funding
    A view very popular with many on here

  103. 103
    Dangerous Brian says:

    A corrupt member on the FIFA board, who’d have thought it?
    You’ll be telling me next that Gordon didn’t save the World and that Teflon Tone doesn’t take back handers from criminal tinpot dictators.

  104. 104
    U boat commander Miliband says:

    We have been submerged for years.

  105. 105
    was it something I said? says:

    Stick to the one-liners.

    Some of them are quite funny.

  106. 106
    Balance says:

    To be fair, they recently gave a similar platform to Farton and Schnapps for their parties.

  107. 107
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, Green Nazis & other Wasters says:

    Get your money out of assets now before Labour steal it all.

  108. 108
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Subsidised Immigrants harm indigenous people via lower wages and higher rents!

    Say no to welfare state subsidised immigration. Auction limited immigration places, anything else is just oikophobic racism.

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:


    He s run off into the sunset with probably tens of hundreds of millions for selling his votes over the years and will get off Scot free (pun intended).

    If this is doom, can I have some please?

  110. 110
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Yet another reason to eject from the EUSSR.

  111. 111
    RMS Titanic says:

    ……….and all who sail in her

  112. 112
    Harbottle says:

    I support the scapegoating of toxic immigrants.

  113. 113
    Everyone says:

    Happy to oblige

  114. 114
    Is it Friday yet? says:

    Warner: “You are my role model, my inspiration”

  115. 115
    Everyone Else says:

    Been there, done that

  116. 116
    Ah! the Warner Defence says:

    Fuss ?? We were all at it.

  117. 117
  118. 118
    Twampersand mk III says:

    The queen has assets of over 1 trillion dollars worldwide. Oprah is vulgar, nouveau riche in comparison.

    Because of all the ridiculous tax fiddles that Brenda and her mob are up to, she doesn’ t declare anything like her real worth on the fake tax returns she files.

    I wouldn’t mind so much if she did what she swore she would do, defend the sovereignty of these isles and their peoples from foreign powers. She breaks this oath every time she signs more claptrap either from or to the EU. She is a traitor, she has permitted the criminallly insane to remain as Prime Minister, she has permitted to waging of unprovoked wars, she has betrayed her position as the Supreme Governor of the Church of England by permitting the building of hundreds of mosques within her realm. A breach of oath invokes an immediate abdication. She is not the legally appointed monarch of the UK, there is even some doubt as to whether her coronation was even legal in the first place, but that is moot.

    She is a traitorous witch who should be hanged for her betrayals, along with most of the other inbred degenerates that continue to pimp the nation and its peoples.

  119. 119
    Nightmare says:

    That race baiting cow is the most racist politician in the country

  120. 120
    The horror says:

    Leeds are going to do a Leeds again….

  121. 121
    kick mae balls says:

    gord im in a messi situation

  122. 122
    Twampersand mk III says:


  123. 123
    Twampersand mk III says:

    How is it that you can clearly, and quite righly, see that the tories are bunch of utter wankers incapable of running a whorehouse in Amsterdam, but cannot see the exact same condition of the Labourscum?

  124. 124
    William says:

    I can only think of a negative reply.

  125. 125
    Sergeant A Crawford says:

    Mind how you go

  126. 126
    Round the Bend says:

    I can’t resist the Temptation ‘they all look alike to me’

  127. 127
    money talks says:

    They’ll hold it in winter

  128. 128
    Poetic justice says:

    ……”Karma” will sort her out!

  129. 129
    Great Granddad says:

    He’s been exposed more often than Max’s weenie winkie, but that has never stopped him coming back for more.

  130. 130
    Jack Ketch says:

    Eye-candy for the blind. The lobotomised man’s crumpet. (She did once get an Arab to get her up the spout, then she had him deported, but she doesn’t like to talk about that)

  131. 131
    Jimmy says:

    Let’s not forget that had it not been for spoonface’s skilful sucking up to Warner, England’s 2018 World Cup bid may have lost out to Russia’s.

  132. 132
    Len Mc says:

    Mrs Brown sits on the board of Harrods owned by the Qataris and Gord is an honoured guest at the forums they have trying to make themselves look decent.

  133. 133
    The Critic says:

    Gordon says:

    Jacky Boy, don’t tell anyone but I’ve some cheap gold lying around -yours at at a knockdown price.

  134. 134
    paul collings says:

    The Qatari bid should now be withdrawn. Corruption should not be allowed to win.
    The whole world cup selection process seems
    designed to make those on the committee money.

    You could put the name of viable countries in a hat and draw a name out. Then tell them they need to show they’re ready 2 years before kickoff. If not they get banned and it goes to a standbys choice.

  135. 135
    OJ says:

    I remember seeing you for the first time when I was a little snot up Gordon’s nose.

  136. 136
    Jack Dromey says:

    Apart from being small and the wrong colour, your willy sounds ideal.

  137. 137
    bergen says:

    Which will cause even greater problems as the European football season will have to take a two month break.

  138. 138
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Because he’s a fcuking dullard socialist tw@.

  139. 139
    Captain Haddock says:

    What do you define,in your small mind, a lifeboat to be in this context?

  140. 140
    Penfold says:

    With the FBI involved he and his sons are really doomed and furcked.

  141. 141
    RichUpNorth says:

    Bring back the Plantagenets! At least they made the buses run on time!

  142. 142
    RichUpNorth says:

    What if the players in every country said “Sod it, I’m not playing in that heat” and set out to “not qualify” for the Qatar World Cup?

  143. 143
    RichUpNorth says:

    Can’t abide the slut. Some people will vote for any mollusc with a Liebour rosette on.

  144. 144
    RichUpNorth says:

    What the feck is an Elena Dalibot? Some sort of tropical disease?

  145. 145
    Conker says:

    Jimmy, do you only post from a smartphone, just after you have nicked it and before you sell it to buy smack and disappear back to the skip you live in?

  146. 146
    broderick crawford says:

    Jack Warner was doomed … the moment he made bodily contact with
    McManse s hand .

  147. 147
    broderick crawford says:

    she s had a “phil mitchell ” cut .

  148. 148
    broderick crawford says:


    Never … we will always be the Masters of you insignificant little sheeple .

  149. 149
    broderick crawford says:

    Serious Point

    I ll bet this will result in Qatar being demoted and the whole damn shooting match to elect a new venue will take pkace all over again in Zurich .

    And (inevitably ) the goid old ” honest” Blighty delegation will be vindicated for their “fair play” no bribes negotiating stance and Beckham will be told UK has won the ” honour” of hosting the workd cup for the first time since 1966.

    We will then be lumbered with four weeks of jingoism , riots when we lose , vandalism , drunken excess , pre arranged skinhead encounters before each match ….and all the other jolly japes which constitute being the host nation of a competition which will be held in a July heatwave when all Brits are affected by the heat and go a bit madder than usual . Oh joy !

  150. 150
    Anonymous says:

    Fat black Huntt .

  151. 151
    dave says:

    Shoot the fucking bitch.

  152. 152
    Stop It says:

    Lefty Troll

  153. 153

    I suppose by your standards my phone would appear smart.

  154. 154
    Sailor says:

    You wouldn’t want it on your nose as a wart though eh Jack.

  155. 155

    How does involving Brown and wife make them appear decent ?

  156. 156
    Cromwells ghost says:

    Thats a nice jacket , ive sold more gold bars in that colour

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