March 17th, 2014

Witness Points Finger at Tory Whips in Evans Trial

Today Preston Crown Court heard evidence from several current and former MPs responsible for disciplining Nigel Evans over his alleged sex offences. Former whip Michael Fabricant began by testifying that the allegations against Evans seemed “out of character”. John Randall, former assistant whip, recounted being told by the alleged victim how he had woken up while being sexually assaulted by Evans on his sofa. Also attending that meeting was former chief whip Patrick McLoughlin, who admitted Evans’ version of events did not differ considerably from the victim’s and so he was warned of his future conduct. Randall said the incident was considered “disciplinary not criminal”.

It was also claimed that the whips tried to talk the victim out of his demand that Evans resign. Tory PRU wonk Iain Corby claimed that Evans’ fourth alleged victim told whips the MP should not stand for re-election in 2010 but eventually agreed to compromise after the being asked “do you really want Nigel’s career to end?” This afternoon another alleged victim claimed that Evans “cupped his genitals” in the full view of the Commons’ Strangers bar. The trial continues…


  1. 1
    Dodgy D. Laws says:

    Bet he’s never been ‘up close and personal’ with a publicist


  2. 2
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    Whose ‘skid mark’ is that on his forehead ?


  3. 3
    Chris Bryant says:

    I regularly cup Balls.


  4. 7
    Blowing Whistles says:

    ‘Lewd conduct’ both in public and in supposedly the highest office in the land.


    • 17
      Blowing anybody says:

      This is a cock and pull story, and you will be hearing from my solicitor.


      • 59
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Ahh di dums … like i’m really scared and fearful of the fork-tongued closed shop union of Solicitors / Barristers / QC’s / Judges / Lords and all their ilk and the lesser Rsewipes they use to try and instill fear into dissidents who dare to speak out – The PIGS / the CPS … Huh!

        Grow some – i am sure GF will pass any threatening letters to i – better still the NSA or GCHQ and those in the know can give you the full details.


  5. 8
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    If anyone in a private company had done what Evans’ has alleged to have done, do you really think thay would have just been given a talking to and told to cut down on the sauce?

    Is it any wonder the public consider MPs lower than pond life?


  6. 9
    Anonymous says:

    There was a NE type at work who used to try it on with the younger blokes at after work pub sessions. Then if they reacted or complained he’d play the homophobia card. Nasty piece of work.


    • 38
      phyliss k dick says:

      Many gays are decidedly thuggish and violent. The image of the timid nancy boy is totally misleading. Must be all that pent up energy knowing that they cannot be fully creative with another man.


  7. 11
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


  8. 12
    Sir Cyril Smith says:

    If it were a kid I could understand it.


  9. 13
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Is Putin gay? He is never pictured with a wife and family. I remember once seeing him with a little boy on the news, and seeming decidedly uneasy.


  10. 15
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Witness points the finger. Was that Angela Eagle?


  11. 16
    Oxfam is not a charity says:

    Is this not sub judice?


  12. 19
    sausages are not the only fruit says:

    For a man who loves cocks so much he’s certainly made a good career choice.


  13. 20
    L'Wren Scott says:

    Unlike Max Clifford I’m well hung.


  14. 21
    just saying says:

    baroness ashton looks like adolf hitler.


    • 32
      Anonymous says:

      A shoe in for the Fourth Reich indeed.


      • 57
        Baboon's arse says:

        It’s SHOO-IN, as in shooing sheep into a fold. Just at it’s not TOW the line but TOE the line, etc., etc,. endless niggling fucking nonsense to torment the educated, a ploy by the Frankfurt School and their useful idiots in the teaching trade to addle the pates and elevate the blood pressure of their potential critics & denouncers … I call upon my learned comrade, Podiceps, to take up the cudgels on my behalf …


  15. 23
    Max Spin says:

    Publicist has smaller penis than H!tler !


  16. 25
    Derrin Brown full time wanker & perv for the media & other leeches. says:



  17. 27
    Derrin Brown full time wanker & perv for the media & other leeches. says:

    Oh what a tangled web they weave when first they practise to deceive.

    Well suffice to say Evans career is over now. Unacceptable!


    • 31
      Podiceps says:

      Never assume that a politician’s career is over. People thought that Mandelson’s career was over, twice. It wasn’t. These people float up and up again like giant unflushable tυrds.

      It is no longer necessary for a political career to end in failure as Powell said. Now many careers end in an EU sinecure.


      • 42
        Not Only but Also says:

        …… or boss of a Quango, chairman of the BBC, doing numerous boring programmes about rail travel etc. etc.


        • 56
          Jack Ketch says:

          What future can there be for a filthy lying, Sodomite and pederastic rapist who takes public money and brings the entire establishment into disrepute?
          Director General of the BBC? Chairman of the Environment Agency? Commissioner to the EU?
          What happened to our society that allowed all of these vile perverts to infect public life?


      • 47
        jobs for the goys says:

        That’s probably why the EU was invented to be fair.


  18. 28
    Derrin Brown full time wanker & perv for the media & other leeches. says:

    Protecting pervs? Scumbaggery!


  19. 30
    Sarah from Kirkaldy says:

    I always put plenty of bromide in my Gordon’s tea to stop this kind of misunderstanding


  20. 37
    Edinburgh shitty is full of alkies, junkies, psychopaths, thicko students, socialist leeches & stupid auld bags! says:

    I cannot see how Evans can defend himself. Seven different complaints, all singing from the same hymn sheet to > or < lesser degree. They can't all be lying!


  21. 45
    Anonymous says:

    FOR GODS SAKE GUIDO STOP THIS. So far today we have had Gideon in sexy underwear, Max Clifford micro penis and now tales of a cupped penis. I come here for politics not gay porn. I am going to go blind with all this masturbating today.


    • 48
      Normal Guy says:

      The problem is, this is all a reflection of the degraded, decadent, filthy state of the political elite in this country. I think we need to flush the lot of them down the drains and start again.


      • 65
        John Bellingham says:

        What future can there be for a filthy lying, Sodomite and pederastic rapist who takes public money and brings the entire establishment into disrepute?
        Director General of the BBC? Chairman of the Environment Agency? Commissioner to the EU?
        What happened to our society that allowed all of these vile perverts to infect public life?


        • 73
          Blowing Whistles says:

          The answers are out there – but too many people have become so politically corrected, fearful and scared of speaking out – especially so many MP’s.
          Plus – i gave another answer above.

          People in large numbers are now starting to speak out – there’s no point in waiting for common sense to return to parliament it has become a school for the willingly blind and self, self greedy.


    • 49
      Gotcha says:

      Alright Owen, we know it’s you.


    • 111
      C O (Ξ7c) says:

      You are forgetting the biscuit story.


  22. 46
    Vlove Vlad says:

    Little Islanders………..Your Mr Fab lubricant, is he err ….like mr Hague, you know, chocolate shop vendor??


    • 51
      Aggers says:

      Are you implying Mr. Lubricant bats for the other side?


      • 70
        Vlove Vlad says:

        Greetings comrade Aggie, thank you for your confirmation. I should ask how you know but as discrete Russian, I shall not.

        The Lubricant could be useful, he clearly already idiot.


        • 98
          Aggers says:

          All I know is that he’s often seen round the corner, legs apart, waiting for a tickle.


        • 145
          Roobub roobub says:

          Stupid cvnt – learn the difference between ‘discrete’ and ‘discreet’.

          Using words incorrectly will make your point look utterly inane and pointless,.


  23. 50
    What are the Welsh for? says:

    Evans is Welsh – most of his tribe learnt long ago – sheep don’t tell boyo


  24. 52
    They're all in this together says:

    At the very least these incidents should have warranted ‘misconduct in public office’ leading to dismissal. As said above, these persons are only moved sideways and resurface elsewhere still in a cushy well paid position. Hold them down and call for a bolt gun.


  25. 53
    Justin PoofyBoots says:

    If he came near my pork sword, I would hit with my handbag, which always contains a brick.

    Evans needs to get those barge pole marks treated! Quickly.

    Has Thicky Vicky had a lobotomy? CelebrityPervRus is sooooooo last decade. She is Queen of the Hasbeens.

    Well done the boys who have stuck up themselves. Good for you!


  26. 54
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Is Fabricant an iron?

    He looks like one but then who can tell these days?


    • 68
      Tory Spindoctor says:

      Fabricant was a mistake at birth

      That’s why he is one of Dave’s A lister bufoons


  27. 58
    Alex the Poorer says:

    So now the Whips are acting like the CPS, deciding who should or should not be sent before a Judge


  28. 61
    A chicken in a cock fight says:

    Cluck, cluck, cluck. Cocka-doo-del-do!

    Say bye! bye! Evans. You career is chicken feed now!


  29. 67
    Toni Blair says:


    I need a blow job this evening

    Can anyone tell me if Wendi ir around?

    Or Rebekah? Is she in prison yet, I’m no good at the police thing, yet…


    • 79
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Ask one of your bodyguards for a loan of his gun – then point the barrel into your mouth and pull the trigger [catch off of course] – that Toni would be the greatest blow job you are every going to get. And it would make millions of people a lot happier.


  30. 69
    Oxfam is not a charity says:

    I dislike poofs generally. Some are quite reasonable but many are horrid. The shitter should be a one-way street. Homosexuality is an illness. This is the 21st century. Doctors ought to be able to correct this behaviour with electrodes.


    • 74
      Badger says:

      Aie aie




    • 78
      Editor of GQ porn mag says:

      That gives nme an idea for another award ceremony

      The Golden Electrode Award

      For recovering homos


    • 83
      Blowing Whistles says:

      So who do the homos demand gay marriage when one of their poofs from Winchestr Uni states that marriage is ‘a sexual incarceration’ – Yeah you Eric Anderson?


      • 86
        Tony, Middle East War Envoy says:

        Marriage is a sexual incarceration

        Can you imagine climbing into bed with Slotty every night?

        Worse than seeing Gordon every day

        That why I live with the Murdoch women now


  31. 71
  32. 72
    Mandelscum of Moscow says:

    Hello kids

    I’m having great fun with my oligarch at the moment

    We’re selling arms to the Crimeans now…


    • 85
      aurora borealis says:

      Last I read mandy and bliar were sharing steam rooms with the oligarchs of kaziristan and beyond. Given that the Malaysian Airliner with nearly 250 people on board has been pirated away up there somewhere no doubt mandy and bliar might think to stir themselves from their sauna with £100 plus bottles of champagne to do something to help. No?!!


      • 88
        Taliban Leader says:

        They organised the hijacking silly

        They are now ransoming the passengers quietly


        • 108
          aurora borealis says:

          If it wasn’t so tragic for the families involved that would be funny.

          As it is I suspect mandy and bliar are running around amongst the oligarchs and dictators of the kyrgistans and kaziristans etc etc prostituting their worthless skills and dodgy charms with promises to the USA and Malaysia and anyone else who’ll pay their exorbitant fees , to bring this tragedy to an end. They’re of less value than urigeller!!

          Even if they fail they’ll make millions!! Disgusting!!


  33. 75
    Reality Cheque says:

    Some months ago GMP asked for info on groomers in the area, apparently not 100 but 2000 names given and…wait for it…..half are from the Roche dale area.

    About time we started sorting this piss religion out.


    • 80
      aurora borealis says:

      I haven’t noticed that most of labour’s hattypic and hubby pie circle were associated with rochdale – but I could be wrong . She and hubby I thought were mostly based at their luxury weekend Suffolk manor house.


  34. 76
    aurora borealis says:

    It’s absolutely depressing. This continual day on day exposure of people in the public eye and the stuff they’ve got up to over years!!

    It’s not just the hattyharpic labour crowd supporting the pie people – though that’s bad enough but then there’s the libdem multiple car crash sex scandal – doesn’t seem to be a decent one of them left!!

    And now this!


  35. 77
    aurora borealis says:

    It’s absolutely depressing. This continual day on day exposure of people in the public eye and the stuff they’ve got up to over years!!

    It’s not just the hattyharpic labour crowd supporting the pie people – though that’s bad enough but then there’s the libdem multiple car crash sex scandal – doesn’t seem to be a decent one of them left!!

    And now this!


    • 82
      Reality Cheque says:

      memory issues, Nan? posted twice, consult with doctor urgently.


      • 87
        aurora borealis says:

        LOL! Nell not Nan.

        Bones might be giving up but memory is just fine! Especially when it comes to the 13 years of terror that was the failed labour government of 1997 to 2010!!


    • 84
      Barman at Strangers says:

      I agree

      These bloody Tory MPs have been cupping my balls for years

      Always the same

      They then squeeze and say

      Squeal you pleb…especially the Tory Whips


  36. 81
    Neptune says:

    Not so much a case of “Misconduct in Public Office” , more a case of “misconduct in a Pubic Orifice”.


  37. 89
    aurora borealis says:

    Has anyone explained yet how he came by the mark on his forehead. I suspect somebody hit him! If so – why? and who?


  38. 90
    Hansard Writer says:

    The real question is

    How the hell did he become Deputy Squeaker?

    The Whips must have knowm he was a carcrash waitihg to happen


    • 95
      aurora borealis says:

      Let’s face it the Speaker’s Office in recent years has looked particularly shabby – first martin then bercow with his sleazy wife and now evans.

      Not good is it?!!!

      All these things are combining to bring parliament into disrepute!


  39. 91
    Bosun Higgs says:

    If Nigel Evans ever sailed on our ship he might find he’d bitten off more than he could chew.


  40. 92
    aurora borealis says:

    The truth is of course that the Strangers Bar could tell many shocking tales about the disgraceful behaviour of elected peers and mp’s.

    Foulkes was apparently particularly noted for his drinking habits.


  41. 93
    Hansard Writer says:


    Given the background, I think you should post Simon Carr with a large G & T at the entrance to Strangers at closing time, so that we can have a first hand description of some gay MP cupping micro Guido’s testicules…


  42. 96
    Gaye Mann (Mrs) says:

    Whatever happened to MI5 keeping dossiers on people who weren’t ‘sound’ to be passed on to the PM?


    • 99
      MI5 Historian says:

      MI5 have been a den of shirt lifters for decades

      They cover up for perverts like this


      • 101
        Blowing Whistles says:

        e.g. Cyril Smiff.


      • 117
        Screw the LibLabCon says:

        Well if that’s true MI6 need to be keeping dossiers on the people at MI5..


        • 133
          Anonymous says:

          They do.


        • 134
          Basel printing press says:

          They’re just as bad.

          The whole stinking british establishment from top to bottom is a cesspit of corruption and cover up. It’s only now with the coming of the internet that these cockroaches have had a bright light shone upon them.

          Same goes for all the other western countries.

          There is monumental change coming. We live in an age akin to the Reformation where the printing presses and pamphleteers were exposing and publicising the corruption within the established church.


    • 100
      Burgess and Mclean says:

      Like telling Dave that Andy Coulson was “sound”?



      • 116
        aurora borealis says:

        or telling brown it was ok to have that pyjama party at Chequers with the murdochs

        or telling bliar it was ok to do that baptism on the river jordan with the murdochs not to mention the later wendi deng thingie!!

        Miscalculations!! Some bigger than others!


  43. 97
    Vlad with his 20 year old gymnast says:

    And you think I am wrong when I say your politicians are totally decadent and incapable of even thinking straight?


    • 113
      aurora borealis says:

      Sad truth – politicians everywhere, including the uk, the eu, russia , crimea and the ukraine are mostly corrupt.

      The electorate everywhere is now mostly agreed on that point.


  44. 102
  45. 103
    aurora borealis says:

    It begins to look like mp’s are obsessed either with 1) ways to trough off the taxpayer ( stella creasy, moran, bliar, 3 out of 4 serving labour mp’s , brown…….) 2) ways to blatantly parade their questionable sexual behaviour ( that chap who posted pictures of himself in his nickers, sallyalley……..) or 3 pursue personal power and wealth through even more questionable means ( yeo, vaz, bliar again….)

    Does anybody know any mp or peer who is in office to serve the public rather than their own purposes ??!


  46. 107
    Funambulist says:

    Carpet burn. Moose limbs get them too when bending over (for Mec ca.)


  47. 119
    Nigel Evans says:

    One up the bum no harm done :)


    • 127
      A proctologist doctor says:

      Your arse is for shitting out of…nothing else. Trust me, I’m a doctor.


    • 128
      slick willy says:

      Fuck off 8illy.


    • 143
      Death by Bongo says:

      Disgraceful scenes, fit only for the French!

      So, the facts seem to say that if one went for a drink where this bloke was a guest there is a fair to middling chance he would try to stick his tongue down your throat or grab your ball sac, whether you wanted him to or not, never mind trying to throw one up you!

      I’m all for freedom to live as one chooses but… what about the choice not to get assaulted?


    • 151
  48. 132
    A former Asst Secretary of the US Treasury says:

    The BBC: Washington’s Mouthpiece

    Once upon a time the BBC was a news organization, but that was before the organization sold out to Washington. Today the BBC is a liar for Washington. Indeed, the BBC is a despicable organization that believes that “exceptional, indispensable” Washington has the right to determine the fate of all peoples.

    The BBC says that the referendum in Crimera is disputed. But by whom? Not by the people voting. The dispute comes from the anti-democratic forces that are not voting–the Obama regime and its puppet UK government and puppet BBC ministry of propaganda.

    How far the BBC has fallen! Look as these BBC lies:

    Lie: “Many Crimeans loyal to Kiev boycotted the referendum, and the EU and US condemned it as illegal.”


  49. 138
    Anon says:

    Fact: “More than 80% voted and the vote was 96% against Washington. So who precisely boycotted the vote, and how could it have made any difference? The BBC doesn’t care. The BBC’s job is to lie for Washington. Let’s assume that the 20% of voters who did not turn out would all have voted against rejoining Russia. That 20% together with the 4% who did vote not to rejoin Russia could give a vote of 24% against and 76% for. So, despite the BBC’s utterly dishonest attempt to suggest that it wasn’t a majority vote, it would have made no difference whatsoever if the vote turnout had been 100% instead of 80%.”


  50. 139
    Anon (part two) says:

    “Lie: “Pro-Russian forces took control of Crimea in February.”

    Fact: Anyone who would repeat this Washington lie at this stage is totally devoid of all integrity. Crimeans took control of their destiny. Crimeans refused to let Washington and its corrupt British puppet take control of Crimea’s destiny. Crimeans stood up to the lies and intimidation coming out of Washington and its two-bit punk NATO puppets. Crimeans gave the finger to the utterly corrupt West.”

    Clearly, the only problem of the Crimera is it had The Wrong Kind Of People Power.


  51. 141
    FairBobby says:

    Would you invite him in for a drink and a chat? Unfortunately there are a few in parliament who are even worse and what’s more are not only tolerated but accepted. The days of moral rectitude and good character (if they ever existed) are no longer a prerequisite for honourable employment.


  52. 144
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    the black marks on his forehead; is that dirt on the photograph? or some internal psychic evil trying to escape from his brain ?


  53. 149
    Gazza says:

    By the way, do we know how Evans got that strange mark on his forehead -you know, the one that he tried to cover up?
    Was it the result of some ghastly and disgusting sex act?


  54. 153
    Anonymous says:

    “It was also claimed that the whips tried to talk the victim out of his demand that Evans resign.”
    Wasn’t a Hillsborough-type rewrite of all the witness statements worth considering?


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