March 17th, 2014

Tory Wars-i: Sayeeda Declares War on PM

The Speccie this evening reports that Dave laid into Gove at the weekend over his not unfair criticism of the PM’s old Etonian clique. Apparently “he was torn a new one and given a right royal bollocking”, and the PM told him he was “bang out of order”. Bit awkward then that Sayeeda Warsi is due on ITV’s The Agenda later tonight and has just done this:

“Michael was making an incredibly serious point that it can’t be right that the 7% of kids who go to independent school end up at the top tables, not just of politics, but banking, and law, and every other profession, and that what Michael wants to create is a first class, world class state system which means that in future years you will have more pupils from state schools, people like me, around the cabinet table, and in that I fully support Michael Gove.”

You gonna take that, Prime Minister?


  1. 1
    The gibbering wonk in no. 10 says:

    Now that bugger Gove has gone all mimsy on me.

  2. 2
    Inspector Blake says:

    She, and Gove, are spot on.

  3. 3
    A former Asst Secretary of the US Treasury says:

    The BBC: Washington’s Mouthpiece

    Once upon a time the BBC was a news organization, but that was before the organization sold out to Washington. Today the BBC is a liar for Washington. Indeed, the BBC is a despicable organization that believes that “exceptional, indispensable” Washington has the right to determine the fate of all peoples.

    The BBC says that the referendum in Crimera is disputed. But by whom? Not by the people voting. The dispute comes from the anti-democratic forces that are not voting–the Obama regime and its puppet UK government and puppet BBC ministry of propaganda.

    How far the BBC has fallen! Look as these BBC lies:

    Lie: “Many Crimeans loyal to Kiev boycotted the referendum, and the EU and US condemned it as illegal.”

  4. 4
    Tom Cat says:

    Completely agree with you.

  5. 5
    Silent Majority says:

    + 62 million

    Cameron’s closed circle of poshos risks Groupthink

  6. 6
    Alky, junkie,psychopathic, aids riddled socialist ,leeching ,thicko scum in Edinburgh shitty. says:

    Was Gove privately educated? According to some parts of the media there has been a whispering campaign against Gove. Gove decides to take it on Dave!

    The Tories need to knuckle down & focus on pasting Labour in the run up to the elections. Then they take selfies of one another.

  7. 7
    Robert Peston says:

    Gove truly is the n i g g e r in the wood pile.

  8. 8
    SelfishEconomicLeechFuckingIdiotEtc says:

    Tories fighting each other instead of fighting Labour. Hoorah!

  9. 9
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Interesting theory that MH370 turned off it’s transponder etc. then basically tagged on behind another airliner heading north. To civil radar only the one with its transponder would appear to be present and to military radar both could appear as one aircraft if flying together and if in a known corridor wouldn’t attract any suspicion.

    Perhaps it did slip away.

  10. 10
    Well Done Mick says:

    Gove is in the right Dave.

  11. 11
    Dave Cameron says:

    How will this play?

  12. 12
    The unelected Cathy Ashton says:


  13. 13
    The Speccie says:


    Building houses, cutting tax: George Osborne, not Cameron, is the true Tory moderniser

  14. 14
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    I’m staying in the Bunker for the foreseeable future.

    It’s all over the Conservative led coalition.

    CON 32%
    LAB 40%
    LDEM 9%
    UKIP 11%

  15. 15
    She's a bad un says:
  16. 16
    Cock Fights n Bullfights. says:

    You have to paint the enemy red from head to toe for the Tories to recognise them.

    What is Toby Young for? Is he not Goves warrior in a catsuit? Let Toby do the fighting while Gove gives Labour a kick in the Balls. Hmmm?

  17. 17
    The EU is the New USSR says:

  18. 18
    Dave's in the shit again says:

    Careful Dave — she’s a mozzie parkie woman — who crawled her way into the HoL — about as PC as you can get in ConLib circles — but she’s not a lezza, so perhaps all your LGBT pervie mates will sort her out for you.

  19. 19
    not in my name says:

    Washington,the EU and British Government are
    totally out of touch with majority opinion over

  20. 20
    Enemy of the Wicked says:


  21. 21
    Vladimir says:

    Russia will refuse to accept the result of Salmonella’s Referendum — it is obvious that it will be rigged

  22. 22
    Voter that has seen it all now says:

    Putin for PM

  23. 23
    Specsavers says:

    Now she is shafting Dave, i’d slip her a length.

  24. 24
    Myfanwy says:

    I am afraid the Cons are starting to fall apart, that will not endear them to the electorate, Dave is now feeling the pressure after almost 4years in office, he has had a fairly good press at least compared with poor old Teddy Boy (it makes you wonder if he could have stood up to the barrage that young Teddy has had to). A restive party 2 months before the EU and 14 months before the GE, is not a good sign, but why have they started now when the same lot have been in power under Dave for the nearly 4 years of this parliament.

  25. 25
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Presumably CND ran out of other people’s money just like all the other socialist ‘organisations’ ? #don’tmentiontheCo-op.

  26. 26
    Nigel Farage says:

    Not very well for you!

  27. 27
    A Tory says:


  28. 28
    Diane( mine's a whale pie) Fartbott says:


  29. 29
    Gideon says:

    Yes that’s right, and I know that the proles wish to pay at least 40% tax.

    You know you have arrived when you pay 40% in the pound*

    Exc: NHI, VAT, Duty etc etc


  30. 30
    NSA / GCHQ says:

    We know where you live.

  31. 31
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  32. 32
    Misogynistic Man says:

    I love watching woman box!

  33. 33
    Executive Summary says:

    Vote UKIP

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    When a mong like Miliband can get 40% you know the Tories are fucked.

  35. 35
    Fuck off to th EU now Clegg, you traitor. says:

    Just stick Nickelarse on the Eurostar to Brussels, then flood the tunnels to stop the fucker from coming back, preferably while his train is beneath the Channel.

  36. 36
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:


  37. 37
    BC says:

    The educational attainment, whether state or private of our political masters is of little consequence.

    Tell me please, what academic qualification is required to be a self centred, thieving, useless, lying, deceiving C**t ?

  38. 38
    Apo Pro says:

    YouGob ?

    Is it owned by Prescott?

  39. 39
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    So Labour are going down the same eco-loony tax bombshell route the Lib Dems are and they also plan to abolish the 25% single person rebate on Council Tax if elected.

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher petrol prices

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher electricity and gas bills

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher council tax

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher income tax

    Vote Lib/Lab for more raids on your pension

    Bye bye Lib/Lab :-)

  40. 40
    F##K the LibLabCon says:


  41. 41
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Miliband needs to address the woman problem in the Trades Union leadership.

    He needs to stand up to vile male dinosaurs like McCluskey,Sikorski & Serwotka and tell them they must stand down in favour of women selected from an all-women shortlist.

    Or is it do as i say and not as i do for Labour’s paymasters!

  42. 42
    Apo Pro says:

    No gag reflex for a start.

  43. 43
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Miliband should call on the government to abolish the telly tax, so as to ease the cost of living for the poor and squeezed middle :-)

  44. 44
    'Busty' Sarah Broon says:

    Token Muslim, nuff said.

  45. 45
    Warrior Bullfighter says:

    Gawd! It is exhausting fighting your way through all this media bullkak! For sweet FA? Kak!

  46. 46
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:
  47. 47
    was it something I said? says:

    See what can be achieved by keeping Miliband and Balls away from the TV cameras.

  48. 48
    Equality is for life, not just for Christmas? says:

    “Miliband needs to address the woman problem in the Trades Union leadership”

    But then surely private businesses would have to address the woman problem on the boards of companies?

  49. 49
    The Art of War. says:

    Divide & Conquer should be applied to the enemy. Well at least until the war is won. .

  50. 50
    F##K the LibLabCon says:

    So the Conservatives are going down the same eco-loony tax bombshell route Labour did and they also plan to keep paying Dave’s farther in-law for even more fucking windmills!

    Vote Lib/Lab/Con for more mass immigration

    Vote Lib/Lab/Con for higher eco-loony electricity and gas bills

    Vote Lib/Lab/Con for staying in the EU forever

    Vote Lib/Lab/Con for bumsex marriage in every church in the land

    Vote Lib/Lab/Con for more raids on your privacy and free speech

    Bye bye Lib/Lab/Con :-)


  51. 51
    was it something I said? says:

    She’s right though. Dave can’t help that mummy and daddy sent him to St Cakes. And while St Cakes is a fine school it does show a certain lack of imagination or even basic PR skills to insist on stuffing your cabinet and your manifesto writing team with Old Cakeians,

    It just hands ammunition to the class warriors.

    Surely there have to be any number of smart, state grammar school educated Tory back-benchers who could step up to balance the cabinet. It’s late now of course. To start shuffling the cabinet to suddenly look all balanced education and gender-wise would be too fucking obvious but why didn’t he do this on Day One?

  52. 52
    Diane Abbott says:

    That’s my moto for the Whities!

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  54. 54
    F##K the LibLabCon says:

    Which Tories are those then?

  55. 55
    Baboon Watch says:

    There is a blabbering baboon of a black woman on NN right now pretending to be an astronomist!

    Truly bizarre!

  56. 56
    Anon. says:


  57. 57
    F##K the LibLabCon says:

    Very interesting, thanks for that.

  58. 58
    Anon (part three) says:

    “…It is extraordinary that the BBC is so biased and careless in its reporting that the BBC did not notice that the BBC itself reported that 58% of the citizens of Crimea are Russian; yet more than 80% of the population voted and 96% voted to return to Russia where Crimea existed until Khrushchev put Crimea, without a vote, into Ukraine. Clearly, not merely the Russian population voted…”

  59. 59
    Skeleton Bob says:

    And a massive reason why millions of UKIP supporters will never vote Tory.

  60. 60
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Note – the strapline way above – conspiracy …

    so let’s begin

    It’s a mystery but what ‘if’ it had been hijacked [never mind who by for now] and that the powerful states around (3 of them CHiUSRUnassia) all knew of it and that they agreed that it be ‘shot down’ … or one or the other shot it down anyway. Of the three are any of them going to admit that they have such a policy?

    Thus and so ‘the mystery’ appears to be the best ‘solution’ for them.

  61. 61
    Anon (finish) says:

    “…The BBC might as well be abolished. It is nothing but another mouthpiece for Washington. Anyone who believes any BBC report is a gullible fool. Who needs the BBC when you can tune into the lies issuing directly from the White House?”

  62. 62
    Diane Fatbott says:


  63. 63
    Diane Abbott says:

    So what does that make me!!!

  64. 64
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Look over there – don’t look at the perverts who have taken over the judicial system.

  65. 65
    Roll me over says:

    Seems the guessing games by the media experts are now running riot, you think the military can’t tell the difference in size of reflections of aircraft and it’s turning reflections, it would be a great idea for smugglers and drug importers if that was true.

  66. 66
    Vlad. says:

    Tony Warsi, his friend lady boy Hague and crazy Clegg on our sanction list.

  67. 67
    Ophelia Cox says:

    Or maybe the vote was rigged? Just sayin

  68. 68
    pot-bellied fag-stinking Satanic oaf says:

    Vote UKIP!

  69. 69
    'Busty' Sarah Broon says:

    Gives you a job for life, happy days!

  70. 70
    Ophelia Cox says:

    Much simpler. Aircraft hijacked by asylum seekers with false passports to take them to Australia. Only problem – not enough fuel. Pilots plead with them but they think they are lying. Plane lands in ocean. Done.

  71. 71
    'Busty' Sarah Broon says:

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    Podiceps says:

    Three responses to that.

    Aside from the simple old-boy network, there is another reason why Old Cakeians drift into positions of influence. St Cake’s teaches a vital thing: supreme confidence in one’s own ability. In the days of the Empire, this allowed people to govern vast tracts of Africa almost single-handed, their aura of Cakehood recognised by their subjects.

    Is there any number of smart, state grammar school educated Tory back-benchers who could step up to balance the cabinet? Try to think of some and it becomes harder to make that assertion.

    I can think of four reasons why Warsi attained the rank she has and the positions she held. Being able is not one of them.

  73. 73
    The BBC are putty in Obama's hands. says:

    It’s not Washington though, it is the socialist president that can do no wrong in the eye of the BBC. They simply adore him and feed off his every word.

  74. 74
    'Busty' Sarah Broon says:

    Agreed, and my old man says so as well.

  75. 75
    UKIP for me says:

    The moral of the story is dont f*ck with mother Russia, they have Putin and the spetnaz and many big guns and they know how to use them.

    We on the other hand have Ashton and her poodle on a tight leash Hague.

  76. 76
    Ophelia Cox says:

    Nonsense. What have they been doing for the last 10 days? Playing charades?

    It was a hijacking that went wrong. The plane flew towards Australia, ran out of fuel and dropped into the ocean.

  77. 77
    'Busty' Sarah Broon says:

    Pay the licence fee and shut the fuck up.

    Best wishes.

  78. 78
    Witty Moniker says:

    He won’t do anything to Warsi. It would leave too many boxes unticked.

  79. 79
    was it something I said? says:

    While I agree with the supreme self-confidence exuded by St Cakeians history teaches us that we should be very suspicious of any of these self-confident fuckers. Look at state educated Brown, his limitless self-confidence completely counter-acted by his total incompetence. We see the same with PR Dave. He’s a fucking PR disaster. Not quite in the league of Brown but nonetheless totally fucking oblivious to how the most obvious of gaffes will be spotted and highlighted.

    I’ve not heard much (yet) from Labour about the Eton Manifesto. But it’s coming. Now, if Dave thinks his Eton chums really are the finest minds in the country then fine but even so he should still have roped in a few grammar school or state school Tories to stick on the author list. Even if he totally ignored every fucking word they said.

    I suppose the problem with the cabinet is that he had to give a bunch of the jobs to Lib Dems so there wasn’t many ‘spare’ positions to hand out to non-Cakeians. But he really still should have made more of an effort.

  80. 80
    was it something I said? says:

    Ticks in the box?

    Why does Vicky Pryce spring to mind?

  81. 81
    i.e. Cameron says:

    What happens if said person, who has supreme confidence, is a supremely retarded fuckwit?

  82. 82
    rick says:

    Agreed, and it’s beginning to become blindingly obvious that the Government and it’s mouthpiece the BBC, and the EU do not represent the interests of the British people. The little apparatchiks in these organisations have all been bought – their livelihoods and that of their families and extended families all depend on selling the British people out.

  83. 83
    was it something I said? says:

    Except it did have more than enough fuel to fly to Oz. Get a map out. KL- Beijing is further than KL – Perth or Darwin.

  84. 84
    Podiceps says:

    Look around.

  85. 85
    was it something I said? says:

    You’re talking of Gordon Brown now I presume. Cameron is not quite in the same mould but for a PR guy he seems to know as much about PR as Wayne Rooney knows about differentiating the wave equation in spherical polar co-ordinates.

  86. 86
    was it something I said? says:

    It would. But they’d need to invest in a jet that was able to keep up with a commercial airliner. A Cessna 170 ain’t going to cut it.

    They’d be on the hook for several million dollars of Gulfstream. Which they still had to disengage from their host and land at a separate landing site. At which point you would figure that somebody at ATC would spot it.

  87. 87
    F##K the LibLabCon says:

    It was a hijacking that went right, expect to see the hostages paraded out and demands being made soon.

  88. 88
    was it something I said? says:

    If it was hijacked then I don’t know what the problem would be in admitting you’d shot it down.

    We saw what can happen on 9/11 with hijacked planes – 3,000 people or 300 people?

    Tough if you happen to be on the plane but easy enough call if you’re not.

  89. 89
    was it something I said? says:

    Now that would be an impressive hijacking. Those Som*al*is have really upped their game.

  90. 90
    Anna says:

    As is so usual in the media, Michael Gove’s comments were completely misrepresented. He was saying it’s a crying shame that State education is so lousy it doesn’t throw up Cabinet Ministers, or high flyers in other disciplines. Sayeeda Warsi is entirely right in her interpretation of his comments. It is not an ATTACK on on Cameron or Old Etonians, it is a comment on the inadequacy of State education. If Cameron can’t see that and not take it personally, he’s even more stupid than I think he is.

  91. 91
    Ah! one theory has to be correct says:

    See Daily Express tomorrow’s front page

  92. 92
    Ah! I should know says:

    Only somebody who hadn’t been to Eton would eat from a bowl.
    Pudding plate. End of.

  93. 93
    Ah! ha says:

    Is that you Nigel?

    Strangers Bar? You were trying to get to know him quite well it seems.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    There seems to be a legacy of all that pupil first and everybody is successful type of thing in the main stream, everybody, whatever their disability must achieve their potential. Looking at this way of behaviour from outside it will lead to a weak society.
    Whereas the toffs get a proper education and an introduction to the real world.
    seems fair enough.

  95. 95

    Do not confuse Russia with the USSR, the communists are now running the EU hence the change of allegiance .

  96. 96

    When referring to the Ashton creature the word baroness should ALWAYS be in inverted commas.

  97. 97
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Of course if you were brought up in a place where you were fearful for your life every day that would give a particular education and a view of things. It is probably true to say that ( forces excepted for the most part ) people brought up in the UK unless from criminal families do not have a clue about the realities.
    Now the EU pseudo gangsters are getting all hot and bothered that their bluff has been called because in their personality their is not the immediacy of feeling.

  98. 98

    The only reason the BBC are lying for Washington is because at present the USA is being ran by leftie PC, Democrats, with an ethnic President, normal service will resume as soon as the next republican enters the White House.

  99. 99
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    their there

  100. 100
    gildedtumbril says:

    …er, does that create Polar Vortexes for the benefit of Kenyan cockroaches? While we, thanks to the gulf stream, enjoy the tail end of these ‘hurricanes’?

  101. 101
    blowing whistles the cellar dweller says:

    The plane was corrupted by gay jooish lawyer mafias. But fear not, I blowing whistles, am just days away from defeating them with my super typing powers! And once I do the laughing will stop and girls will want to sex with me.

  102. 102
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    It is astonishing that the cowboy time in America only lasted 30 years. A whole culture out of a 30 year period in time, That is what we are having to deal with.

  103. 103
    Jesus says:

    A lot can happen in 30 years.

  104. 104
    suicide bomber says:

    a lot can happen in 3.2 seconds

  105. 105
    god says:

    a lot can happen in a millionth of a millionth of a millionth of a second

  106. 106
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Is that Rosa Klebb?

  107. 107
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    These eastern Europeans are a bit rude don’t you think ?
    and I think they might be a bit thick.
    Just from observations.
    I don’t think we should be inviting them over here, might lower the tone of the society. There’s a laugh Eh? Eh ?, there a laugh Eh ?

  108. 108
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    As our frivolity defines us we should not forget others not so frivolous as ourselves. In our determination to spread frivolity here, there and everywhere let us not forget those not as frivolous as us.

  109. 109
    Man's inhumanity to man says:

    Do we really have to wait until 2039? It will probably take the average Yank that long to wake up to the fact that his country is being fckdeu up daily

  110. 110
    Man's inhumanity to man says:

    Maybe, but as yet I don’t think he has single-handedly organised a run on any of our banks.

    Gove is right, the pool of ‘talent’ that Dave chooses to fish from is far too small – and utterly unrepresentative of the normal British fellow on the Clapham omnibus. He had better listen or it will be the end of the Tory party as it has been known over the years.

    Oh, and yes, Peston is a complete tool who should be chucked out with the rubbish on Monday.

  111. 111
    Man's inhumanity to man says:

    … and spelt “barrenness”.

  112. 112
    Man's inhumanity to man says:

    You mean give them a week off every month?

  113. 113
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    It was not like this in the seventies before (privately educated) Shirley Williams dismantled the state’s grammar school system. In those days most Oxbridge students weren’t public school.

    It was almost if Labour did not want the working classes to have a foot on the ladder.

  114. 114
    Zoo keeper says:

    Don’t worry, luv, you are our beloved pet token Hippo.

  115. 115
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    How many state grammar schools are left after Labour closed them in the late seventies to create comprehensive schools?

  116. 116
    Zoo keeper says:

    Is she trying to tell us the worth of Uranus?

  117. 117
    non taxable pikey says:

    Slough Grammar, the Trust Fund clique’s training camp. With the emphasis on camp.

  118. 118
    non taxable pikey says:

    Vote UKIP.

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:


  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    At least they balanced the books by fielding Jesse Norman on Monday Daily Politics.

  121. 121
    Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 3rd Earl Russell says:

    Old Cakeians were superior only in a limited way and, save for a few examples, were not capable of original thought and creativity which surely are, for the discerning, the highest prized of personal characteristics. Indeed, it may be argued that original thought and creativity are actually drummed out of them.

    The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. – Mortals and Others (1931-35)

  122. 122
    non taxable pikey says:

    Some. Unfortunately they also converted the Technical schools which needed an 11+ Pass for entry, into Comprehensives which didn’t. At the same time they were championing mixed ability classes, egalitarianism gone mad.

  123. 123
    non taxable pikey says:

    What happens when supreme confidence morphs into “that law doesn’t apply to me.”

  124. 124
    Shurdyrover says:

    Its not what you know – it who you know!!

  125. 125
    Nigel Mirage says:

  126. 126
    Pince-nez says:

    I did not have specs with that woman.

  127. 127
    Chorus says:

    What is it good for?
    Absolutely nothing
    Say it again.

  128. 128
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Nationalisation leads to waste, inefficiencies, poor customer service, irresponsible unions and high costs. Nationalise all industries.

  129. 129
    JH-230912384590231-F says:

    *Cough* Falkirk *Cough*

  130. 130
    Shooty* says:

    Uh oh, it’s a jihad on Dave.

  131. 131
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

  132. 132
    Rabid dribbler says:

    There’s nothing normal on the Clapham omnibus anymore…

  133. 133
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    On the eve of the budget a Survation poll restricted to those in employment has LAB lead of 17 percent.

    Right then,I’ll get my coat !

  134. 134
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Just imagine if the state pension had been run, since its inception, as a proper pension fund with NI contributions being invested worldwide in property,bonds,stocks,shares etc. by the best fund managers the government could hire.

    We would now be able to afford to pay out a far more generous retirement pension to everyone at 65 and no need to increase the retirement age.

    Instead successive governments have just pissed the NI contributions up the wall on their pet projects and therefore we have the massive ponzi scheme we see today.

  135. 135

    Not a problem, they’ll kick him out of the party ,it’s not as if he’s advocating pedophilia or claiming thousands for his wisteria to be pruned , or having rent boys crap all over him .

  136. 136
    non taxable pikey says:

    #117 I rest my case.

  137. 137

    Even better allow the ‘contributors’ to keep their own money to invest ,spend, or save as they see fit .

  138. 138
    MiddleKlass Lefty Elite says:

    Labour don’t want them to even have a fucking ladder.

    Keep ‘em poor, keep ‘em voting Labour.

  139. 139
    non taxable pikey says:

    Oh, you mean like the Central Provident Fund set up by Lee Kuan Yew in Singapore does. Just not good enough for the UK plebs I’m afraid, the Annuity boys would lose money or even go out of business, can’t have that, they contribute so much to party funds (but Fk all to society)

  140. 140
    Ban the Beeb says:

    You think the gay marxist p#edos at the BBC are the voice of the Tories?

    u thick rick

  141. 141
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Yes i agree that if they are not going to fund a proper pension scheme then they should phase out the state pension and abolish NI all together and tell people that if they want a pension then they will have to take out a private one.

  142. 142
    Michael Gove says:

    Standby for a give away budget, as Tories will now promise you the Moon, but only if re-elected ….Standby for Eton Old Boys Bull Shit.

  143. 143
    Vote UKIP says:

    Don’t be so hard on yourself, no one’s perfect.

  144. 144
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Yes and like the Norwegian wealth funds worth nearly £500 billion built up from their oil & gas revenues, whereas our oil & gas revenues were pissed up the wall.

  145. 145
    AllahJet says:

    Mozo nutjob boards plane using stolen passport

    say no more

    It’s a wonder airlines still accept mozo passengers

  146. 146
    If you want to get tough, get tough on the streets of Woolwich says:

    Crimea crisis: Britain offers jets to patrol Russia border as tensions grow

    Just what we need, a bum-sex Eton twat trying to look tough with our money and our children’s lives.

  147. 147
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    I’m sure Dave’s petrified.
    Being attacked by Warsi brings to mind Denis Healey’s old jibe at Geoffrey Howe – “Like being savaged by a dead sheep”.

  148. 148

    Dave and Nicks idea of “hard working families ” is anyone earning more than £50 a week !
    Just how fucking hard do you have to work for £50 a week ?
    But that is all you need to earn to qualify for their latest taxpayer funded give away
    How about the real hard working families who work 40 or 50 hours a week and have done for many years, only to see their pensions decimated by that thieving mong Brown ? and everything they have put away for their retirement taken from them yet again the idle classes benefit just to try and secure a few votes
    Immoral bastards like Cameron and Clegg should be shot !

  149. 149
    Tony B£air says:

    Buy my book and find out!

  150. 150
    aurora borealis says:

    Should be best man/woman for the job – who cares what school they went to as long as they are professional efficient and honest.

  151. 151
    aurora borealis says:

    And if they really do want more people from state schools at the top table then they need to do something about improving the poor quality of teachers in said schools. Around here state school teachers are 50% dire, 40% really really dire and 5% reasonable and 5% excellent. No hope of achieving decent resuklts out of that!

  152. 152
    Col. Kilgore says:

    And when they’ve released the hostages, they’ll decide which infidel city they are going to use as the target for their newly acquired missile.

    Perhaps someone can ask Cameron and Blair and Brown why it was such a good idea to fill our country with islamos, again?

  153. 153
    Mrs T, revolving says:

    Cameron is probably a great deal more stupid than we think he is.

  154. 154
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Seems so. Without a herd there’d be no reason for a shepherd.

  155. 155
    Gandalf says:

    She reminds me of someone…

  156. 156
    Old Etonian says:

    Eton is one of the few schools to have a tradition of producing Prime Ministers, and to teach pupils to that role.
    The fact that so many members of the cabinet went to proper schools reflects on the failures of the state system and particularly on the demise of grammar schools.

  157. 157
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Since the referendum was rushed through they had to use very old election lists which excluded those young people who had turned 18 since it was last updated. For that reason alone you could call foul.

  158. 158
    Reader says:

    I tbhink you are correct. I have not met anyone who thinks that the Russians have done much wrong. Crimea always was a Russian province, since the time of Catherine the Great. If the people there are happy to go back to being part of Russia I see no real problem with that. Of course, Putin could have used other methods, but they would have dragged things out and risked much greater instability. Better for a quick decisive process.

  159. 159
    bergen says:

    I’m assuming that the Tories must have written off next year and are repositioning for 2020.

  160. 160
    Democracy Now says:

    When the BBC reports seriously on the gerrymandering, corruption of the franchise and outright vote-rigging in the UK, I will take their new found concern for the quality of democracy overseas a tad more seriously

  161. 161
    Abdul the Envelope Stuffer in Lahore says:

    A bit like in the UK then. Have you any idea how inaccurate the British voter lists actually are? When was the last time anyone truned up to see who really lives in the property you derive your vote from?

    At least in the Crimea they check the ID of people who turn up to cast a ballot.

  162. 162
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:


  163. 163
    Reader says:

    Gove is right. David Cameron is in a metaphorical Etonian bunker.

  164. 164
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Only 7% should be allowed to vote. State school mongs don’t have a fcuking clue about anything.

  165. 165
    Anonyscot says:

    And Putin will be right. It will be. Scottish ‘democracy’ is a bloody disgrace. Scots in the rest of the UK have also been denied a vote.

  166. 166

    Hard working families ,I hate the stupid phrase ,I have never seen a family going to work only individuals. What about the millions of single people who work all their lives with no prospects of social housing, paying exorbitant rent,receiving no preferential treatment at work, seeing their taxes subsidising child allowances and benefit parasites.

  167. 167
    F##K the LibLabCon says:

    Must of been a good St Paddies he hasn’t got his fat arse out of bed yet.

  168. 168

    Why should anybody receive child benefits ,they are their children not mine ,if they have children then they should support them not the taxpayers.

  169. 169
    Sepp Blatter says:

    Hellooo England. Haha.

  170. 170
    F##K the LibLabCon says:

    I see the LibLabCon are still at it.

  171. 171
    F##K the LibLabCon says:

    The Tories have to lose to get rid of bumsex cast iron Dave.

  172. 172
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I think restricting it to the first 2 children would be a good compromise between abolishing it and leaving it as it is now.

  173. 173
    Shooty* says:

    I’m sure that it was a Highjacking Of Peace.

  174. 174

    There can be NO justification for this extra burden on taxpayers!

  175. 175
    Knobend in Number 10 says:

    I need to surround myself with fags to dream up more and more promises to give to the electorate.

  176. 176
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    Gutless won’t touch her, she’s got a PP pass.

    Pussy, and P@k1.

  177. 177
    Do as I say not as I do. says:

    resuklts is spelt results

  178. 178
    ... says:

    I think it’s more 2015 has written of the Tories

  179. 179
    The Public says:

    Why is that? Is the Conservative party made up of children who can’t think for themselves and do what is right for the country?

  180. 180

    Totally agree , as someone who has never had a day out of work in over 40 years and raised and paid for two children out of my own pocket , this working people should foot the bill for all societys scum really pisses me off
    The reason we only had two children ? that is all we could afford

  181. 181
  182. 182
    Cast Iron Dave says:

    Dear Voters

    You can have anything you want – but you’ve got to vote for me in 2015 first. Deal?

  183. 183

    ST Paddy ‘s day was hardly on the radar not so many years ago , it’s just a marketing ploy by Guiness to induce useful idiots to drink their bitter, acrid, phoney Oirish ‘stout ‘ in faux Oirish pubs !

  184. 184
    Myfanwy says:

    But isn’t our little Willy a black belt in judo, somehow I wouldn’t fancy his chances against Putin he was trained to kill (if necessary)

  185. 185
    Eric Pickles never says:

    No, I see a UKIP councillor allegedly ‘at it’.

    The question is, why, with so many LibLabCon councillors also ‘at it’, so few of them are ever charged with criminal offences?

  186. 186
    T May says:

    Yankee Go Home

  187. 187
    BBC Poufta says:

    Quick Barry O’Bummer is making A speech, Wankfesr,Wankfest,Wankfest.

  188. 188
    Me says:

    “have been”

  189. 189
    Drinker says:

    I agree. Guiness is grossly over-rated. The last decent pint of the stuff I had was at Belfast airport about 8 years ago. Incidentally, they import their hops.

  190. 190
    "Microsoft Flight Simulator" says:

    Interesting point that the pilot did not use proper Voice Procedure when signing off from Malaysian ATC. Would have expected him to repeat the new Vietnamese ATC Frequency back, e.g., “contact Tan Son Nhat on One Two Five Decimal Five, Good Night” instead of just “All right, Good Night”. Was that an indication of hijack, not acted upon by Malaysia?

    Unless of course he was just transitioning to an area without Positive Radar Control, just Position Reporting.

    Anyone here ever flown that route?

  191. 191
    Johnny says says:

    “You gonna take that, Prime Minister?”

    If Dave had any sense he would agree. The cabinet situation does not reflect badly on Dave, his clique or the schools they went to but on the state edumacation system wot I went fru. That is Gove’s point.

  192. 192

    I have worked in building for over 40 years (never had a day out of work) , have paid my pension since i was 15
    now i am fucked , my back has gone ( i got 4 discs knocked out of it in 1979 )
    my ribs are sore as i broke 7 of them 10 years ago (for which i had 6 days off work) , and now my knees are going , yet i am expected to keep working untill at least 67 years old
    That for me is 10 years away , i dont want to start claiming disability / benefits etc
    , i just wanted to retire early on the money i had paid into my pension , but unfortunately Gordon Brown put paid to that , so it really fucks me off when Spoonface Dave and 40 shags Clegg keep giving My fucking tax money to the lazy , bone idle , work shy breeding under class scum , while the real hard working people who earn more than £50 a week ,Get Fuck All !

  193. 193
    Jack Ketch says:

    It could have made Diego Garcia, the only over 2.5km runway in the potential search zone that is totally immune from the surveillance of satellites, where there is adequate facilities for incarcerating 250 civilians, where no one can hear you scream.

  194. 194
    Gove is a CUNT says:

    Gove is a Mike Hunt. His vision for education is based around his mates making money from the system. it has nothing to do with the best for our children. We live in a world where some are destined to rule and others do not want to. He should try reading Animal Farm.
    Why not bring back grammar schools. This would give people from disadvantaged backgrounds a chance to climb through achievement and desire. It is a case of pulling the ladder up. Roll on getting rid of Gove.

  195. 195
    Licence to Grill says:

    A proposal to end the criminal offence of failing to buy a TV licence is being considered for inclusion in a bill before Parliament.

    It comes after Tory MP Andrew Bridgen’s suggestion to make non-payment a civil matter gained the support of 143 MPs.

    Ministers had said they wanted to defer a decision until BBC charter renewal talks in 2016 – but they could seek to gain the power to change the law now.

    The BBC has said it fears a change may lead to more people failing to pay.

  196. 196
    Scores on the Judo Doors says:

    Hague = Brown Belter

    Putin = Black Belt

  197. 197
    Myfanwy says:

    M, comprehensive schools were going in the 1950’s down south, up north we were still stuck with grammar school, tech. collages and secondary modern schools, and a few public schools for those mummies and daddys that wanted to pay, and the odd prep school so that boaderliners would get into grammar schools. If a comprehensive school is properly managed with good teachers who can teach ,which is not the same as a highly intelligent knowledgeable about their subject but cannot put across the subject to their pupils.

  198. 198
    Anonymous says:

    Well said.

  199. 199
    Jack Ketch says:

    If the Tory Party is so full of shirtlifters, why does the BBC not support them more? Over 75% of BBC management who are male are active homosexuals or bi-sexuals, the proportion is lower for technical staffs but substatially higher for “talent”.

  200. 200
    Writings on the wall... says:

    The Tories will lose, and they will get rid of cast iron bumsex spoonface dave.

  201. 201
    Most of the country says:

    No deal.

  202. 202
    Myfanwy says:

    That is almost impossible in the swamp that has become London, it’s reckoned that up to between 25 and 50 % of the population is on the move in any one year. If a person wants to disappear they go to London no one cares or even knows who they live next to.

  203. 203
    Cast Iron Camermong says:

    How will this play ?

  204. 204
    Anonymous says:

    regardless of her motivation, not very bright, is she?

  205. 205
    Tom Catesby says:

    Warsi.’people like me around the cabinet table’. No thanks!

  206. 206
    Tom Catesby says:

    She reminds me of my mate’s wife. She’s never been elected to anything either.

  207. 207
    I'm paid by the EU and CCHQ to spread smears about UKIP says:

    Morning everybody

    I just wanted some quick feedback for the handlers if you dont mind.

    Would you think it more convincing if we spread smears and misinformation

    A) in a targeted way only against Farage
    B) Against all and any UKIP candidates
    C) Against everybody in the UK who doesn’t like the EU or who thinks immigration of 600,000 a year is too much for local infrastructure to deal with.

    We really value your opinion and have just got a load more EU funding through to ensure coverage on blogs like this 24-7, but we need to know per the above, if we should direct our racist smears at a few key figures, or widen it out and smear everybody who doesn’t agree with the EU..

    Thanks so much for your time.


  208. 208
    Dave - the pervert's best friend says:

    Hague = brown hatter

    Putin = bumboy hater

  209. 209
    Tom Catesby says:

    This is probably correct, Crimea was historically part of Russia, shoved into Ukraine by Kruschev, a Ukie by the way. If the vote was open to all entitled to vte and was properly conducted and the result genuine, then this method of reunification, seemingly heavy handed but probably preferable in the long run to a more lenghy and dangerous alternative is okay as far as it goes in the world of real power politics. As for the US, EUSSR and Britain, Putin has correctly weighed up their options. It may effect a small number of wealthy Russian gangsters and their families for a while (or maybe not) but not much else. Germany will do nothing as any serious action could leave them sitting in the cold eating raw sausage as they currently by 40% of their gas from Russia.

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    More people like me……………

    Definately no thanks.

  211. 211
    Tom Catesby says:

    Vote rigging? Best (or worst) example I’ve seen in years, was the changes made to postal voting in this country by Labour, those so minded can help to rig a vote from the comfort of their own armchairs these days, don’t think Britain is in any position to lecture about rigged voting.

  212. 212
    Tom Catesby says:

    No evidence required to vote here, postal voting made it easier to cheat, anyone can fill in a postal voting application form including non-UK citizens.

  213. 213
    Tom Catesby says:

    Could be shadow boxing.

  214. 214
    Old Father Time says:

    Sorry, you’ll have to wait until Ms S Williams has popped her clogs – otherwise she will stamp her little foot very hard indeed.

  215. 215
    Hyperbole Alert says:

    “WORSE than Labour”

    No f@cking way. I’ll accept almost as bad as, but NEVER, EVER worse than.

  216. 216
    Tom Catesby says:

    Got to accept muzzie passengers it would be against their ‘human rights’ to take such measures against the danger of the rest of us being highjacked and murdered, be reasonable!

  217. 217
    Tom Catesby says:

    Have the the banks run out of other peoples’ money yet, or is there still enough left to pay more bonuses?

  218. 218
    Anonymous says:

    “Tory Wars-i: Sayeeda Declares War on PM”
    May the farce be with her…

  219. 219
    I Also Read Ceefax says:


  220. 220

    Their hypocrisy does in many ways make them worse than labour , we’ve gone from’ new labour’ to’ blue labour’ in one bound!

  221. 221
    Anonymous says:

    Well said Gove and Warsi. Fewer Eton morons running the country and more people with ability please.

    How are we supposed to find the next Maggie and excellence generally if the only employment criteria at the top is an Eton education.

  222. 222
    Myfanwy says:

    That bear reminds me of the Geedoes after a bing on the vodka and realising they had a meeting to go to.

  223. 223
    Disgusted of Neasden says:

    Come to think of it did the Americans have a referendum, even an illegal one, in 1776? I don’t recall that they did.

  224. 224
    Curry & chips says:

    What does she know about democracy, failed in Dewsbury to a twat, promoted direct to the Lords. Bleeding token.

  225. 225
    broderick crawford says:

    Warsi getting Arsey .

    In any case seven percent is a low figure

    It s about representative of the quota of kids who go to private schools .

    I thought she was going to say SEVENTY percent — that WOULD be out of orde r .

  226. 226
    Jim says:

    spelt is spelled, spelled

  227. 227
    philipsmeeton says:

    5 million Muslims in England. One Muslim is one Muslim too many.

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