March 16th, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

Save yourself a trip to the newsagents and find out all the latest gossip by subscribing to Sun+ and reading Guido’s column online. In this week’s column:

  • Nigel’s wife Kirsten is “putting on the Ritz for him”
  • Dave meets Merkel, scores with “Flappy Bird”
  • No Costa living crisis for Labour’s Andy Sawford, who wants to ban free coffee from Waitrose yet expenses it for himself!
  • Former Tory Energy minister Charles Hendry cashes in extra £100,000 on the side despite conflicts of interest
  • Gorgeous George Galloway’s crazy Tony Benn conspiracy theory
  • Is Maria Miller looking for a good day to bury bad news?
  • Nadhim Zahawi’s latest energy bill…

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436 Comments

  1. 1
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    The polls are getting tighter . I predict a small Consevative win in the
    election that matters .The General Election.

  2. 2
    Davenicked Camercleggiband says:

    We love the smell of countricide in the morning.

  3. 3
    A swivel eyed loon says:

    A statement on behalf of the trustees of the Jimmy Savile Charitable Trust added that Guido Fawkes could taint their efforts. It read: ‘The publication of such grave allegations may affect the charitable trust, which supports so many good causes.’

  4. 4
    A heterosexual male says:

    I regret to say that I am not keen on Guido’s column.

  5. 5
    Garfield says:

    Ukraine is holding the referendum today so expect a flurry of posts from the Tin Foil Hat Brigade predicting the start of WWW111

  6. 6
  7. 7
    Jim Davidson says:

    “It’s a lesson for anyone in life. You keep your mouth shut and move on.”

  8. 8
    Mutley says:

    World Wide Web one hundred and eleven

    WTF?

  9. 9
    C.O.Jones says:

    “No Costa living crisis for Labour’s Andy Sawford, who wants to ban free coffee from Waitrose yet expenses it for himself!”

    So the taxpayer can pay for his free coffee at any choice of venue, but he says its not OK for the same people to get a free “reward” coffee from waitrose. What a low quality person IMO.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    See thats what ya get for tolerating muzzies.

  11. 11
    #harrietharmanresign says:

    Has Harriet Harman resigned yet?

  12. 12
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  13. 13
    utopia unfound says:

    wild wanking workshop … 1 on 1 on 1 ?

  14. 14
    ;) says:

    Anyoneforcoffee?

  15. 15
    utopia unfound says:

    that time already … yawn

  16. 16
    C.O.Jones says:

    Yawn and vote UKIP then. :)

  17. 17
    Tina Thatcher says:

    But Muslims are loving kind tolerant people who easily integrate into all types of communities.

    They are also very hard working and do well in business.

  18. 18
    The Sun+ says:

    “After your one month trial, Sun+ will cost £2 per week.

    This will be a rolling monthly bill 0f £8.67 per month.”

  19. 19
    Owen Jones says:

    Om nom nom nom

  20. 20
    We KNOW liblabcon are liars.. we can hope UKIP less so. says:

    Mr Nigel Farage on Sunday politics now.

    It’ll be interesting to see the hatchet job the Bast&rd Broadcasting Collective do on him?

  21. 21
    Sheikh Basha Banka says:

    Stop whinging you Trustees.

    If people were abused by Savile it is your duty to ensure compensation claims are met.

    If you cannot do this you should apply for administration even though it may mean the loss of some fees for some people.

  22. 22
    Max says:

    I’m moving to Lilliput, it will look bigger there.

  23. 23
    C.O.Jones says:

    Are you a barrister?

  24. 24
    Corporal Clegg says:

    No wait, I need to see this so I can screw him during our er debate

  25. 25
    A former Asst Secretary to the US Secretary says:

    World War 1 All Over Again

    http://tinyurl.com/p5h3e8k

    Did US Secretary of State John Kerry ask you before he delivered an all or nothing ultimatum to Russia? Did he ask Congress? Did he ask the countries of western and eastern Europe–NATO members who Kerry has committed to whatever the consequences will be of Washington’s inflexible, arrogant, aggressive provocation of Russia, a well-armed nuclear power? Did Kerry ask Japan, Taiwan, South Korea, New Zealand, Australia, Canada, Mexico, South America, Africa, China, Central Asia, all of whom would be adversely affected by a world war provoked by the crazed criminals in Washington?

  26. 26
    Roy of the Rovers says:

    I have been watching those Ukrainians on my television and they are truly dreadful people.

    If the opportunity exists to dump them and all their debts on Russia we should take it without a moment’s hesitation.

    And as for that blonde woman with the bun who was in prison until released without a hearing I can tell you this; she is as fake as her hair colour.

  27. 27
    Wonderin gas flame says:

    Is Andrew Neil busting for a heart attack or has he been sprryed with sun reddish suntan oil or are the makeup people getting their own back, I’ve tryed adusting the coloul of my tv screen but it’s not that.

  28. 28
    Fire up the Quattro says:

    Good old unbiased BBC. Pienaar’s Politics this morning was a Labour Party lover in.

  29. 29
    utopia unfound says:

    I understand the appeal .. I just don’t see power as a reality and quite how they can suggest voting to get us out of the eu when they are campaigning to become members of it is still way above my understanding

  30. 30
    Blonds can be brunettes says:

    She’s a politician, all politicians are fakes including the ones in this country

  31. 31
    The FT (free via Prison Planet) says:

    Russian companies withdraw billions from west, say Moscow bankers

    http://www.prisonplanet.com/russian-companies-withdraw-billions-from-west-say-moscow-bankers.html

  32. 32
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Listen to all the privileged and inward looking Establishment sufferers of EU OCD, yawn…..yawn….yawn….yawn.
    VOTE UKIP.

  33. 33
    Peter Hain says:

    Nah, it’s just because we hate being white!

  34. 34

    Give funds to the armed forces charities

  35. 35
    And... says:

    Loss of emolument for the Trustees

  36. 36
    Bob Powell says:

    There goes the neighbourhood.

  37. 37
    Angela Eagle says:

    I have matching collar & cuffs

  38. 38
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    ‘No, no, no, no!’

  39. 39
    Peter Hain says:

    Pienaar…good English name.

  40. 40
    rick says:

    To be fair, Guido probably knows that no one here is going to subscribe. If I can be bothered I may just check a Sun headline – just to see what the plebs are being fed – but no more than that.
    He’s just doing the right thing by his paymasters.

  41. 41
    Prime Minister David Cameron looking resplendent with a Hi Vis jacket and a custom made fart flap says:

    My love of immigration is political suicide. East Europeans despise communism and 10% of Polish immigrants plan to vote Ukip!

  42. 42
    Roy of the Rovers says:

    So if Waitrose want to give people free coffee what is his problem exactly?

  43. 43
    utopia unfound says:

    well nothing new from nigel then … good eu election results …even better ge results … balance of power in their hands … in between times ed changes his referendum pledge so he can welcome ukip into coalition … don’t laugh .. yet

  44. 44
    Digger says:

    Sometimes he bites down on my glans a bit hard though.

  45. 45
    Roy of the Rovers says:

    They are a load of piss artists and tansvestites I heard.

  46. 46
    Max says:

    Mine is a column inch

  47. 47
    Lord Stansted says:

    John Kerry? Isn’t he the guy who appears to spend a fortune at the barbers?

  48. 48
    House of Commons says:

    No, you cannot say that “all politicians are fakes” or that they are all corrupt, free-loading, bone-idle sexual deviants. It is grossly unfair to generalize from a sample of only 650.

  49. 49
    C O (Ξ7c) says:

    Wait until they start selling Gilts…

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2567576/Hundreds-wealthy-Russians-UK-visas-promising-bankroll-1million-national-debt.html

    Could explain why UK does not want to do the right thing with Visa bans.

  50. 50
    Chuka Unaware of British History says:

  51. 51
    Enoch Powell says:

    Britain’s first white honour killing: British teenage white girl brutally murdered by her Muslim lover after exposing their relationship to his family

    The piece says it happened in 2010!

    Nice to see the MSM keeping this from the stupid white goy p l e b s.

  52. 52
    A push too far by the EU says:

    how come our politicians and mainstream media are at complete odds with ordinary people (the ones who are aware) over Ukraine?

  53. 53
    Vladimir Putin says:

    Where’s the Demon Barber of Fleet Street when you need him?

  54. 54
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    That says more about your lack of understanding than UKIP’s importantly constant attack on foreign fascists making laws in Brussels, while charging British taxpayers for the privilege.
    This is democracy or lack of it. You don’t stick your fingers in your ears, expecting it all to turn out alright for us.
    We’ve tried that and look where it’s got us.

  55. 55
    Kay Burley and the incredible missing Plane. says:

    Kay Burley complete with new face on the ground in Kuala Lumpur. It’ll all be solved by tea time with Kay on the case.

  56. 56
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Any sign of Lard Rennard ??

  57. 57
    Money Talks says:

    As he owns a multi million pound rental villa on the Spanish island of Ibiza, then he would be concerned.

  58. 58
    Johnny Dexter says:

    You were a pansy like Torres

  59. 59
    Seen elsewhere says:

    Osbourne quoted as saying:

    ‘Let’s not forget there are advantages in more people paying tax at 40p. It means they feel they are a success’

    It’s time that socialist shower around Cameron were thrown out.

  60. 60
    Mr Bean says:

  61. 61
    Paint a bullseye says:

    Keep out of those two towers, Kay

  62. 62
    Baroness Ashton of Upholland says:

  63. 63
    It had to happen. says:

    The power has gone to her head.

  64. 64
    Impotent Nick says sorry again says:

  65. 65
    In this case George is correct. says:

    Probably not PC but he is right though. People do actually brag that they have to pay 40p tax.

    I remember when they first published the council tax banding and people actually complained that their house was banded too low for the tax.

  66. 66
    Muck RacK says:

    What Journalists are saying about Lord Rennard…

    http://muckrack.com/topic/Lord%20Rennard

  67. 67
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    My posts on here are a lot like my sex life, they hardly last 3 minutes and I have to wait for over an hour to have another go.

  68. 68
    Forest Gump says:

    She is ugly. That’s all I have to say about that.

  69. 69
    EU Watch 2 says:

    This started a few weeks back – most money is out:

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-03-14/russians-have-already-quietly-pulled-their-money-west

    Some has been showing up in C’yprus of all places.

    Sounds a bit strange considering what recently happened there, but one of the effects of the EU’s theft of depositor money is that many of the oligarch’s affected are now major shareholders in those banks.

    h**p://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/18/business/international/russian-business-target-of-cypriot-bailout-still-loves-the-island.html?_r=0

  70. 70
    H Harmskids says:

    Anyone for PIE.

  71. 71
    Plumbnesty International says:

    She’s right. It is bad. It is almost as bad as the sanitation in Iranian prisons.

  72. 72
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    No.

    Although this may sound a tad harsh, it really should be the Government’s responsibility to look after our service personnel and former service personnel, especially those who have been wounded and are now disabled. We, as a relatively rich country should not be depending on the charity of others to look after those who have served.

  73. 73
    Choob Commoota says:

    Bring on the driverless trains, fast.

  74. 74
    Ken Dodd says:

    By ‘eck Missus

    She makes me look handsome

  75. 75
    Farageation smear campaign starts says:

  76. 76
    M102 says:

    Well it hasn’t gone to her chin.

  77. 77
    Nice "work" if you can get it says:

    Socialist makes £1000 in one night out of a dead socialist…

  78. 78
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Since when did Labour care about paying for anything? They just take it from the money tree.

  79. 79
    JH-230912384590231-1 says:

    Free coffee can’t be taxed.

    They really love tying themselves in knots, lefties. Waitrose and John Lewis are about the only example of a well-run workers co-operative I can think of.

    The left should love it. But the truth is they hate success of any kind, apart from the success-at-destroying-native-British-culture variety.

  80. 80
    Modding test service says:

    Tube trains

  81. 81
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Good old ‘Ed’ Balls. If you notice Labour politicians are always called by their first name on the BBC, Tories by their surname only and their name is spat out unlike Labour where’s it’s done in a friendly jokey way.

    Also, Zoe Williams is a typical lefty dyke. She claimed that raising the tax allowance doesn’t help the poor as they lose it in family tax credits.

    NOT IF YOU’RE FUCKING SINGLE YOU DOZY DYKE.

    Oh and poor people should stop fucking breeding if they can’t afford to feed their own kids.

  82. 82
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    I bet she used a taxi at tax payers expense, although I don’t know if a fork lift truck can be called a taxi?

  83. 83
    Dot Cottons fag says:

    From todays current bun. MP’s are taking two holidays in the same week. Politicians will return to Westminster fro a two and a half week Easter break on April 28, before heading off again just four days later for May Day.

    They will enjoy another 10 day recess which begins on May 22. The bumper break means between April 11 and June 2 they will spend 35 days out of 52 away from Parliament. And then they could get an extra 10 days off because there are no laws to debate.

    Critics have dubbed Westminster, a part time Zombie Parliament.

    Lazy Feckers.

  84. 84
    Choob Commoota says:

    And was slapped down by Shirly Williams repeatedly and treated by her as a stupid child, classic. Speaking through her arse about dear Tony Ben whose ancestor would have employed her on the plantation.

  85. 85
    Vladimir Putin says:

    Vote for me!

  86. 86
    Garfield says:

    I bet all six who turn up are called Mo Hamhead..

  87. 87
    Not Diane Abbott says:

  88. 88
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    The Co-op is a good example of a socialist well run business .

  89. 89
    Skeleton bob says:

    The election that really matters is the one where 75% of our laws are made, mostly without the will of the British people. Westminster is fast becoming an impotent talking shop.

  90. 90
    LOL! says:

  91. 91
    Garfield says:

    Now that is good.

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    And we want to let the Labour retards run our country?

  93. 93
    C O (Ξ7c) says:

    Someone should put a stop to A’bbott’s agitprop.

    She is trying to incite rac!al hatred.

  94. 94
    Garfield says:

    Yup she looks like she has a gun to her head.

  95. 95
    Garfield says:

    This is her seduction outfit.

  96. 96
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    I hope that they can do it without the treacherous Libdems.

  97. 97
    Mike Curtiz says:

    Bring on the empty horses.

    [That’ll show Putin what’s what.]

  98. 98
    The right thing would be to stay the fcuk out of it. says:

    Is the west’s economy in such a dire shit that the neocon loons and banksters think starting a war is the only way out of their mess?

  99. 99
    Has anyone seen a plane lately? says:

  100. 100
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    She must have been aware of the joys of cultural enrichment ! But why has it taken 4 years before it comes to the attention of the press?

  101. 101
    Victoria Nuland says:

    Fuck the EU

  102. 102
    Basically, the the plane could be fucking anywhere! says:

  103. 103
    A moderate non-Muzz says:

    String him up by his circumcised appendage – and then do the halal bit with the kitchen knife. No need for a trial or any of that legal nonsense.

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    Scottish independence: Alex Salmond says UK should share currency

    He won’t give up will he………….

  105. 105
    Choob Commoota says:

    So what’s the problem? Not holes in the ground but odd white porcelain things with seats? Just gross.

  106. 106
    Choob Commoota says:

    Slapper slapped face really.

  107. 107
    Goodness my Guinness says:

    Is Kerry Irish perchance? If so, tomorrow would be a good day for the IRA to pay him a visit….

  108. 108
    Time will tell says:

    I suspect you’ll get your answer on whether he’s correct in due course, when he and his lot are shunted from office — thanks to lack of support from middle-class people any real conservative would be able to count on for votes

  109. 109
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    The referendum is being condemned by the EU Kommissars before the outcome is even announced, they have an instinctive loathing for anything that smacks of free democracy.

  110. 110
    Snip snip says:

    Collecting his OBE probably.

  111. 111
    More bullshit ^^ says:

    Forcibly overthrowing a legitimately elected President is not many folks’ idea of ‘democracy’

  112. 112
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    He’s not fit to kiss Putins arse!!!

  113. 113
    Go long on tins of beans says:

    Russia Technologically Hijacks U.S. Drone Flying Over Crimea

    Nice boobs btw!

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    Anyone joining the armed forces these days wants their heads tested.

    Seriously, why fight for a political class that hates your guts, and is hell bent on ethnically replacing you and your kin?

    Why fight in concocted wars serving no nation interest, but interests of gloablists and foreign entities?

    Loyalty and patriotism are fine things, but they really are wasted on the British establishment.

  115. 115
    Choob Commoota says:

    Always has a strange habit of excessive leg crossing and rocking, squeezing some thin’ up top, love?

  116. 116
    Maximus says:

    Whatever happened to creative accountancy. That would be a less bloody alternative IMO. Are Wall St’s accountants all intellectually bankrupt too, and not just completely pwned?

  117. 117
    More bullshit ^^ says:

    @Anonybod: er, no, most of us don’t, but until the Labour gerrymandering of constituencies is properly addressed, that could well be the outcome few of us actually want.

  118. 118
    Not in my fuckin name says:

    ……”Not in my name”…….USA…stop it!!!!

  119. 119
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    According to Fatbott the native British population are just another ‘community’ !

  120. 120
    Mr Patel and his 50 votes says:

    It’ll probably be less bent than our typical UK elections these days, what with the usual postal vote rigging.

  121. 121
    It nay so bad says:

    They forget or more likely not aware that the rise in the zero rate also applies to them so they are effectively better off anyway.

  122. 122
    More bloody foreigners says:

    Plays for Everton doesn’t he?

  123. 123
    Choob Commoota says:

    Arf

  124. 124
    Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop says:

    He’s not asking, he’s told you! Now behave

  125. 125
    Youy don't wanna go there. says:

    US jails notorious for their squalor and brutality.

  126. 126
    Comprehension? What does that mean? says:

    He must be a victim of Surely Williams’ ruination of our once excellent ejikashon systems.

  127. 127
    Vlad the pedant says:

    So err nowt to do with Putin them? Glad we got that cleared up.

  128. 128
    Comprehension? What does that mean? says:

    usually works, so why not?

  129. 129
    Britain's elections make others look good says:

    I was thinking that too.

    Abbott and Owen should be monitoring our elections, not johnny foreigners. When election officers, judges, the meeja and police say our elections are corrupt, we should be sitting up, taking notice and putting our own house in order first.

  130. 130
    Anonymous says:

    At least they are elected , What about the EU rattling sabres they are more dangerous

  131. 131
    napoleon hill says:

    It will be good for the UK if there is a “yes” vote.

    For the first time ever you will have to deal with a common shared border and some real competition.

    You will not be able to go around on your tiny little island with your finger up your sanctimomious arses any longer.

  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    Abbot could for once do something useful and start to tackle the very real problem of ray-cysim within her own community.

    It won’t be covered up forever.

  133. 133
    Make Hay while the sun shines Vlad says:

    The will of the West has never been weaker. Totally pre-occupied with homosexuals, promoting women to levels above their competency and fucking windmills.

  134. 134
    Choob Commoota says:

    2014 award, best ruskie tits.

  135. 135
    Comprehension? What does that mean? says:

    Well now, be honest – would you have refused an all expenses paid holiday in the sun for a couple of weeks, especially as even after all this time, there is still no news to report from what was announced on day one? The local Sky proper reporters will probably be feeling very pistov at being upstaged by this aging autocue reader.

  136. 136
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Proof if needed that Tinfoil hats are not just for the retarded.

    Oh, wait

  137. 137
    MH370 - Political Bumsex Twist says:

    The pilot of MH370 was apparently a big supporter of M’alaysia opposition leader: A’nwar I’brahim

    The pilot had attended the kangaroo court trial the previous day that saw I’brahim fitted up on sodomy charges:

    http://www.malaysia-chronicle.com/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=244482:shock-political-twist-after-days-of-secretly-holding-pilots-laptop-is-msian-pm-out-to-blame-anwar

    That could be considered motive for the pilot to hijack the plane.

  138. 138
    The excitable Bay Kurley says:

    Its an aeroplane!! its an aeroplane!!

  139. 139
    Crush the EU without mercy says:

    The very idea of plebs deciding their own future is anathema to the EU and the chattering classes.

    Just look at the reaction to the Swiss the other week.

  140. 140
    Labour Accuse People affected by Immigration as Rascists. Same old Same old Labour says:

  141. 141
    C O (Ξ7c) says:

    You are overlooking that the hardware on the ground is R’ussian.

    R’ussia is commencing annexation of Cr!mea, and is going to move into East U’kraine.

    Since neo-con has been re-defined as anyone who expresses ‘anti-P’tin’ sentiment, it’s real meaning has been clouded.

    A more accurate definition of neo-con is a Liberal who has been woken up by reality. In that respect, most liberals should be transitioning to neo-con state at present.

    The only way out of the current geopolitical mess may be for the West to enter into conflict, which they would win, if P’tin tips the balance such that the benefits of Western involvement prove either unavoidable (eg. Art-5) or profitable.

  142. 142
    Comprehension? What does that mean? says:

    … and Iranian jails are really just popsy wopsy holiday camps. But be warned, they will confiscate your iPads and mobiles.

  143. 143
    Choob Commoota says:

    Then as a follow up book, she could do the caste system in I, now that’s what you call R.

  144. 144
    Comprehension? What does that mean? says:

    Just makes the silly cow look even more stupid. Is she supposed to trying out for Queeny or something? How much longer do we have to put up with this ex-CND bean counter?

  145. 145
    Shirley says:

    Don’t call me Surely.

  146. 146
    Clickpimp says:

    Not interested.

  147. 147
    Lesser of two weavals says:

    To put in Labour that will tax them more, good plan

  148. 148
    I Fucking love paying 40% Tax. says:

    Vote Tory

    Gideon for Tory leader

    *struggles in straight jacket*

  149. 149
    Comprehension? What does that mean? says:

    Sorry, the gravy train does not stop at this station.

  150. 150
    Baboon's arse says:

    It wasn’t a forklift, but one of these:

  151. 151
    Dr Strangelove says:

    It would be worth joining up to fight for freedom in the streets of Britain, but that’s about it.

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    That looks more like Andrew Marr to be honest

  153. 153
    Repetition is the soul of utter stupidity says:

    Your idiotic comment was posted yesterday on the post below. It was answered. I suggest you go back and have a read.

    … and then fuck off as you obviously have no idea of the situation in Kuala Lumpur.

  154. 154
    Anonymous says:

    Well depends who she is voting for doesn’t it?

  155. 155
    Leave him, he can't help it says:

    He is just obsessed with anal penetration.

    Must be Cameron.

  156. 156
    Photoship of the decade award says:

    WINNER

  157. 157
    Repetition is the soul of utter stupidity says:

    … and don’t forget to bring your bags of cabbages and rotten tomatoes and fruit.

    Time this hippo was ejected from the gravy train. She obviously does not like living here, so why doesn’t she effoff back where she came from. Lots of lovely coconuts to eat out there.

  158. 158
    I Fucking love paying 40% Tax. says:

    Replace her with Anjem Choudary. He cares more for this country than her.

  159. 159
    Anonymous says:

    Several years ago when I arrived in France I explained to a French acquaintance that I was actually paying tax in France.

    He was somewhat surprised by this and explained in the town we lived 40% of people paid no tax whatsoever.

    Perhaps if everyone had been paying tax when I arrived things would be better now.

  160. 160
    There Hon. Barrington -Smythe cocktrumpet says:

    Hahahaha real competition? Hahahahahahahahahahah from the scotch?? Hahahahahahahahahahah
    Oh my aching fucking sides

  161. 161
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

  162. 162
    I Fucking love paying 40% Tax. says:

    To be fair, when have we produced good Scotch Whiskey, and morbidly obese ginger people?

  163. 163
    The Rt Hon. Barrington -Smythe cocktrumpet says:

    She is the most racist of all. Everything comes down to colour in her world and if the association of black* insert name* is not racist then what is?

    Te association of white * insert name * no doubt.

  164. 164
    Anonymous says:

    Stop crowing please its unbecoming

  165. 165
    Choob Commoota says:

    Just the half million per annum that’s the prob, dear, plus breeding rates. Nothing to worry about then.

    Ps remind me how many Carib fathers are around their offspring five years after the fun?

  166. 166
    Vlad says:

    I’ll give you all a lesson in democracy.

  167. 167
    Anonymous says:

    # C O (Ξ7c)

    “The only way out of the current geopolitical mess may be for the West to enter into conflict”

    Are you fucking high?

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    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    The EU were amongst the instigators of the riots in Kiev in the first place i
    Ukraine has no emotional attachment to the Crimea ,was only incorporated in 1954 for administrative convenience, it is historically part of Russia

  169. 169
    Screw the LibLabCon says:

    What a stupid bloody question. How on earth can a supranational governing body full of over paid apparatchiks and bureaucratic pen pushers ever increase living standards of the peoples that pay for their very existence?

  170. 170
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    How on earth can being robbed by the state improve anything ?

  171. 171
    rick says:

    Well said, above. Many more are waking up to the fact that our real enemy is our own Government, and probably has been for the best part of a century – increasing in malignancy until it has all but destroyed us as a Nation.

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    JH-230912384590231-1 says:

    She was just a little piece of dirt for him to enjoy on the quiet, before entering an arranged marriage with a ‘respectable’ religion-of-peacer.

    Darwin would cock an eyebrow at this one to be honest. If you lie with dogs…

  173. 173
    Bradford of the Baltic says:

    Those Swedes ain’t no fools they can see the writing on the wall, just ask any blue eyed blonde haired Swede living in the culturally enriched shithole of Malmö.

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    wrong Firm says:

    Sky is not the bloated BBC. They have just one dude doing the whole of Australasia and all bits tacked on.

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    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Has her head finally exploded?

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    In the interests of Balance to the Photoshop Abbott above says:

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    In the interests of Balance to the Photoshop Abbott above says:

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    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    I’m sorry, I take that back , he IS fit to kiss Putins arse ! ! !

  179. 179
    Screw the LibLabCon says:

    Who are these ‘majority of people in this country’?

    I think Diane Abbott needs to get out more, this country consists of more than Hackney, Londonistan and the studios of the BBC.

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    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    WRONG ! ! the UN observers should now be monitoring OUR elections .

  181. 181
    Poor sod says:

  182. 182
    C O (Ξ7c) says:

    UK will be treating this sensitively.

    M’alaysian opposition – Pakatan Rakyat (PR) – is a coalition of three separate parties: PKR, DAP, PAS.

    PR won the total number of votes in 2013, but were still beaten by the ruling B’arisan N’asional (BN) due to the peculiarities of their First Past the Post voting system combined with excessive gerrymandering of constituencies.

    Sound familiar ?

    A’nwar I’brahim was the leader of the PKR.

    I’brahim was cleared of the charges back in 2012, but was found guilty upon appeal. This is business as usual for removing political opponents in M’alaysia.

    http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/f582e940-ab90-11e3-90af-00144feab7de.html#axzz2w8LyyBfu

    There was a separate issue last Tuesday with the leader of the DAP being fined RM4,000 for apparent sedition:

    h**p://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/malaysian-opposition-mp/1028640.html

    This sounds minor, but the judgement will likely lead to him being disqualified from Parliament as the fine is over RM2,000

    There will likely be no direct link to the parties in question, but the political infighting being played out on the global stage may be what the pilot was aiming for if he was indeed involved.

    If this was a politically motivated pilot hijacking then the chances of the passengers being alive is quite high as it would not make any sense to kill them.

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    Mind the gap between socialists' ears says:
  184. 184
    Anonymous says:

    To answer that question would mean a calm discussion about who controls or even outright owns most of the media and entrainment outlets. Best not go there – not on this blog.

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    Poor sod says:

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    David Cameron's retired old police horse says:

    Why the long face ?

    Boaz.

  187. 187
    C O (Ξ7c) says:

    Should also note that A’nwar I’brahim has very close ties to the M’uslim B’rotherhood:

    http://globalmbreport.org/?p=1097

  188. 188
    JH-230912384590231-1 says:

    Why do you think that is Diane?

    Could it be that the people actually paying for all this shit are getting sick to death of being told they are not allowed to object or disagree in any way, under pain of accusations of racism?

    Could that little ace card be finally getting dog eared, after 40 years of over-use by the likes of you and your fellow travellers?

    Perhaps?

  189. 189
    C O (Ξ7c) says:

    No.

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    JH-230912384590231-1 says:

    The money they were not paying in tax was either spent elsewhere – on the things they actually wanted – or saved for future spending.

    No money was ‘lost’ anywhere, in the way it is when the state pisses it up the wall and uses it to subsidise and encourage idiotic, destructive behaviour.

  191. 191
    JH-230912384590231-1 says:

    Fucking hell, someone left the heat on too high at the waxworks museum.

  192. 192
    Carthorse Ashton says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TG5r8wj_hM
    Welcome again, President Er, er , er…..

  193. 193
    Diane Abbott warns about Immigrants taking our jobs says:

    The prospect of all those jobs must be almost irresistible to Jamaican politicians. However, they will have to be careful that Jamaicans are not just relegated to the ‘ancillary roles’,

    http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/columns/Caution–Casino-jobs-may-come-with-a-heavy-price_16269695

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    Carthorse Ashton says:

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    Numbskull and Crossbones says:

    No lizard tongues, now.

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    Bon Voyage says:

    That argument may have worked in the past, but won’t now.

    For many real conservatives, Cameron’s lot are now just another side of the socialist coin.

    I suspect that Cameron has long been hoping/aiming for another coalition with LibDems, but even that looks iffy now.

  197. 197
    Mr Nobody says:

    I’ve been saying that Labour are heading for a big defeat for some years now. One look at Ed Miliband will tell you that, but the socialists don’t seem to have cottoned on yet. By the time they do it will be too late for them.

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    Not Subliminal... says:

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    We're mugs for putting up with it says:

    Britain’s been f-ing good for immigrants. That’s for sure.

  200. 200
    EU Troll says:

    The only thing standing between the UK people and a fully fledged plutocratic corporatist neolibcon semi-fascist far right-wing kipper/tory wet dream is the EU – god help us…

  201. 201
    Fatbot says:

    Watch out for those blue eyed Finnish nurses. They’re the worst.

    Don’t let dem YTs divide us, sistas.

  202. 202
    Putin Shows Britain how to hold Fair elections says:

    Sky went into a polling station.

    Puts ours to shame.

    For a start you have to show ID before you can vote. That would fuck up the rigged Labour vote from the moslems straight away in this country.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Well said.

  204. 204
    Lord Stansted says:

    WTF is Andy Sawford? Did he appear on the White Heather Club?

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    Lord Stansted says:

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    Lord Stansted says:

    more like stupid.

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    Diane Abbot says:

    .

    W
    A
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    I
    S
    T

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    Stand up for Whites says:

    What is an “hysterical” immigration debate?

    Is it one in which no one screams “racist”?

  209. 209
    fruitcake says:

    Aaargh my dreams! You swine Garfield!

  210. 210
    Waving a USB stick at a passing plane says:

    A USB stick is in what way a “remote” device?

  211. 211
    winniebagel says:

    I always loved nelson’s

  212. 212
    Duke of Wellington says:

    Fuck off Napoleon

    we sorted you out before

  213. 213
    Labour...filth...just filth says:

    she stands in for vaz in the gravitas stakes … slug hypocrite

  214. 214
    Chaff is not just for chavs says:

    She’s not quite got the hang of deploying counter-measures.

  215. 215
    Pol Potty says:

    Are you calling Cameron’s pinko bum-sex tories “far right-wing”?

    You fucking mentalist.

  216. 216
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    So Labour are going down the same eco-loony tax bombshell route the Lib Dems are and they also plan to abolish the 25% single person rebate on Council Tax if elected.

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher petrol prices

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher electricity and gas bills

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher council tax

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher income tax

    Vote Lib/Lab for more raids on your pension

    Bye bye Lib/Lab :-)

  217. 217
    Frau Merkel's Diary says:

    Zsar Vladimir Gimp …. clomp

    add a plug and lead and he could hoover carpets

  218. 218
    This "woman" is paid hundreds of thousands of pounds of taxpayers' money says:

    Un-fucking-believable!

  219. 219
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    One of my shrewdest appointments to the Horse House of Lords ! :)

  220. 220
    crimea chant choir says:

    vote vlad get gas

  221. 221
    C O (Ξ7c) says:

    P’tin and M’erkel had a phone call at M’erkel’s request. Nothing conceded by P’tin:

    http://eng.kremlin.ru/news/6878

    Meanwhile, U and R-Fed have negotiated a truce over Cr!mea in which R-Fed will give U until 21st March to deal with its military bases in Cr!mea:

    h**p://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/16/us-ukraine-crisis-truce-idUSBREA2F0DP20140316

    The option for U forces stationed in Cr!mea to swear allegiance to Cr!mea has been rumoured.

  222. 222
    Radar Beacon says:

    If the Malaysian plane had been wearing that hat it would have been visible on all radar Screens from Hawaii to the Canaries. and Antarctic to Murmansk.

  223. 223
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    LET ME HAVE ANOTHER GO…

  224. 224
    taproom says:

    good size jugs

  225. 225
    dierdre moist (miss) says:

    we can only pray that a video appears of the slug sitting on chukka’s kisser whilst keith vaz slips his private member down her gullet

  226. 226
    dierdre moist (miss) says:

    the gap between their legs is more worrying

  227. 227
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Stupid c-nt was probably washing her feet in the bog .

  228. 228
    The Bellend in Number 10 says:

    Do nothing about BBC…………check.
    Do nothing about boundary changes…………check.
    Do nothing about postal voting…………………check.

    Labour landslide in 2015…………check.

  229. 229
    Now where was I...? says:

    She needs to fucking get [thrown?] out PERMANENTLY.

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  231. 231
    Can the Scots save England from Labour ?? says:

    It will all turn on the result of the Scottish referendum on independence…if the vote is “YES” then it is all academic as even if Labour win in May 2015…unless they win with more than 45 they will ose their majority as the 59 MPs representing Scottish Constituencies at westmoinster will cease to be MPs at midnight 15 March 2016 as the Act of Independence takes effect at one minute past midnight on 16 March 2016.

    A lib/Lab coalition will also cease to be effective as well probably.
    In today’s Sunday Telegraph

    “The leading lawyer who wrote the Westminster government’s legal advice on Scottish independence is now warning that a “Yes” vote in the referendum would have major ramifications for the election, and could destabilise the next British government.

    In a memorandum for the House of Lords, Professor Alan Boyle, a specialist in international law at Edinburgh University, outlined two options for the election if Scotland chooses independence on September 18.

    Emergency laws could be passed months before the election to ban the 59 Scottish constituencies from taking part and hold polls only in England, Wales and Northern Ireland next May, he said.
    Alternatively, the election could proceed as planned across the UK but all Scottish MPs would then be ejected from the Commons on the day that Scotland becomes an independent country, which could come as soon as March 2016, only 10 months after the election.”

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10700499/Scotland-vote-threatens-to-derail-2015-election.html

  232. 232
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Cabbage and rotten tomatoes……….. why, are we going to feed the c-nt?

  233. 233
    Independence Day... says:

    Independence Day
    Vote UKIP.

  234. 234
    Déjà vu......I think this is where we came in isn't it ?? says:

    No wonder Putin is in stitches when he thinks about the EU response to his annexation of Crimea

  235. 235
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Do you think Cameron cares if Milliband ends up winning the election ,his sinecure in Brussels is there for the asking if it isn’t already prearranged.

  236. 236
    We all know it says:

    Jimmy Saville, Labour, H@rman, Dr0mey, PIE….

    Spot the difference.

  237. 237
    I'm paid to smear UKIP by the EU, CCHQ and the BBC says:

    Hi, I’m paid by the EU and CCHQ and the BBC to spread smears and misinformation about UKIP.

    How is everyone doing ?

    Clearly we are going to stitch up the Clegg Farage debate and have made sure the usual question time audience will be on site.

    What we wanted some feedback on is;

    A) Do you want more anti UKIP smears

    B) Do you want a lot more anti UKIP smears

    C) Do you want wall to wall 24/7 anti UKIP smears from all TV stations, all newspapers including the Daily Mail who have promised to only print photos of Nigel we give them which show him with a funny face and for the LIbLabCon MPs to repeat all of the above smears and misinformation whenever they are within 20 feet of a TV camera.

    D) All of the above….. plus we will wheel in foreign politicians like Merkel, Barroso, Schauble and Obamma and loads of other big business CEO’s who make billions of £’s from cheap immigrant labour whilst paying no tax, who will also repeat the same smears and misinformation and lies.

    This will help us better direct our smear campaigns in the run up to the EU elections and thereafter the GE in 2015. Any feedback greatly received.

    Have a great weekend.

  238. 238
    Vlad's Long Armoured Column says:

    Assuming Brussels is still there next year.

  239. 239
    I'm paid to smear UKIP by the EU, CCHQ and the BBC says:

    I hope you like the above Abbot tweet, it was devised by us at a cross party liblabcon anti UKIP misinformation seminar that our friends in Common Purpose sponsored.

    We particularly liked the obvious B N P and UKIP smear which although illogical ( B N P are a left wing organisation) plays well to the stupid thick mongs and plebs in the Uk.

    Keep watching for more specials from us.

    I’m working on something with a tie up between an anti racist organisation, the RSPB and Frack Off the anti fracking group. The synergies between the groups who might not normally agree on issues, creates a strong appeal and convinces doubters of the smears legitimacy. We got this tactic from a Lynton Crosby feedback session.

    Keep up the good work.

  240. 240
    I'm paid, to smear UKIP, by the EU, CCHQ and the BBC says:

    I hope you like the above Abb0t tweet, it was devised by us at a cross party liblabcon anti UKIP misinformation seminar that our friends in Comm0n Purpose sponsored.

    We particularly liked the obvious B & pee and UKIP smear which although illogical ( B & pee are a left wing organisation) plays well to the stupid thick mongs and plebs in the Uk.

    Keep watching for more specials from us.

    I’m working on something with a tie up between an anti r@ cist organisation, the RS PB and Frack Off the anti fracking group. The synergies between the groups who would usually campaign on very diverse issues, creates a strong appeal and convinces doubters of the smears legitimacy. We got this tactic from a Lyn t0n Cr0s by feedback session.

    Keep up the good work.

  241. 241
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    THE LIBDEMS ARE ON THE MOVE….

  242. 242
    Credit Control says:

    My impression is that muslim-run enterprises rarely pay their non-muslim suppliers on time or employ non-muslims in positions of trust. Has anyone done any studies on this?

  243. 243
    Thomas Hardy says:

    He can always emigrate abroad. His parents did.

  244. 244
    Active Measures says:

    Time to re-assess what the Eco-Loons, Common Purpose and lefty shit-stirrers are really all about:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_measures

    ‘Active measures ranged “from media manipulations to special actions involving various degrees of violence”. They were used both abroad and domestically. They included disinformation, propaganda, counterfeiting official documents, assassinations, and political repression, such as penetration in churches, and persecution of political dissidents.’

  245. 245
    Napoleon says:

    Never interrrupt your opponent when he’s making a mistake

  246. 246
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    WE ARE THE PARTY OF CONFISCATION, NOT ASPIRATION.

  247. 247
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Fuck off, you old fart. I can trouser that for two speeches.

  248. 248
    Choob Commoota says:

    Dominatrix who chained up men and whipped them is fined… for breaching fire regulations

    Lorraine White, 41, was prosecuted by the fire service after they were called to a fire and could not get in to her sex dungeon in Stockport.

  249. 249
    The British Public says:

    Wrong. We should be monitoring our elections.

    Any political party found to have gerrymandered constituency sizes, appointed party supporters to the electoral or boundary commissions, lied in its manifesto, fiddled its election expenses returns, taken donations from foreigners, stolen votes, bought votes, interfered with the vote by collecting postal ballots or in any way benefitted from such activities and infringed the right of the public to an equal vote in equal sized constituencies should be banned from Parliament and their leaders put in prison. Yes, that means you, Labour, Conservative and LibDems. You are all criminals.

  250. 250
    Todger Trouble says:

    It’s what get grabbed inside your rousers.

  251. 251
    Stop me if you've heard this one before says:

    Former socialist,Owen Jones, has said he plans to stand as a candidate for Salford and Eccles in the next General Election.

    He is undecided as to which Party will adopt this lunatic.

  252. 252
    Prime Minister David Cameron looking resplendent with a Hi Vis jacket and a custom made fart flap says:

    Unchecked greed of bankers nearly financially bankrupted us. Unchecked payday lenders leaves us morally bankrupt.

  253. 253
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    He only has to ask,and I’ll lend the little shit my donkey jacket.

  254. 254
    Don't be vague says:

    I recommend that we take a haircut.

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    Are Labour taking notes ? says:

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    Anschluss says:

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    Village Idiot says:

    …..”Are we paying our way in the world since we have been members of the EU”?
    …Since open door immigration are we paying our way in the world?
    ….”When was the last time we paid our way in the world?
    …………………..When will we pay our way in the world?
    ……………………….Who pays?

  258. 258
    Diane Fatbott says:

    WWWAAAAAACCCCCCCCCIIIIIIITTTT !!

  259. 259
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Putin has just played a blinder with that Kraut, Merkel.

    Putin, knowing Merkel to be afraid of dogs, brings massive dog to negotiating room #Trollololol pic.twitter.com/hGbXCljaAu

  260. 260
    Not in my fucking name says:

    ….Not in my name ….EU……stop it!!!!
    (wasn,t the ousted Ukraine President elected?)

  261. 261
    Prime Minister Comrade David Cameron says:

    From A to Z: Ukraine is latest of 35 countries where US has supported fascists, drug lords and terrorists http://bit.ly/OjNQAp

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    was it something I said? says:

    One reason to join up would be for all that free weapons training and combat experience.

    We’ll need a few natives on our side when the Religion of Peace finally goes all ‘arab spring’ in the UK.

  263. 263
    EU Troll says:

    I hope UKIP get slaughtered at the polls, they really have been a very unpleasant circus sideshow, regressive policies and extremely bigoted views. Hardly a healthy addition to the political landscape

  264. 264
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Philippa Stroud failed to win a seat in 2010. IDS employed her in the DWP anyway. She got a 36% pay rise last year. Isn’t that nice?

  265. 265
    Owen Jones says:

    Gove says “..a ridiculous number of Old Etonians in Downing St. He’ll be selling Socialist Worker newspapers next!

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    when will the British public says:

    Lucky Crimeans to get a referendum.

  267. 267
    just asking says:

    Do BBC staff have to provide receipts for expenses?

  268. 268
    just remind me says:

    Hoe much does the EU provide the BBC in funding?

  269. 269
    Good'n says:

    All PR be it good or bad PR is still good PR, thanks for helping UKIP’s PR.

  270. 270
    just saying says:

    Politicians and the mainstream media are also completely at odds
    with ordinary people over the EU.

  271. 271
    Twampersand mk III says:

    It’s not true that she’s the first, they have been at it for years.

    Google Paige Chivers and Charlene Downes, then ask yourself 3 questions:

    1. Why have I not heard of these people, but I have heard of Stephen Lawrence?

    2. Would I have heard of them if they weren’t white?

    3. Do I really want another kebab from these beasts, ever again?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1374443/Police-hid-abuse-60-girls-Asian-takeaway-workers-linked-Charlene-Downes-murder.html

  272. 272
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Diane Abbott MP represents a political party that has an open borders immigration policy for EU citizens while our Commonwealth cousins are denied access.
    Diane Abbott and Labour are racist.

  273. 273
    hang on a min says:

    Hands up all those who has ever voted for
    Ashton in any election for any politicial position.

  274. 274
    altruism in industry says:

    and just 2 weeks to organize it too. (sigh)

  275. 275
    C O (Ξ7c) says:

    Now wait for the Tower Hamlets style voter turnout.

  276. 276
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    They had to turn up to vote !!!!!!!!
    The new fascists get votes posted on their behalf.

  277. 277
    When are the vlad tanks gonna roll says:

    Well a result that should make every communist left proud

    Crimea Referendum Poll: 93% Vote For Russia

    Mmmm……

  278. 278
    altruism in industry says:

    I’m a bit worried about these nuclear umbrellas.

  279. 279
    When are the vlad tanks gonna roll says:

    On the ballot paper, voters were asked whether they would like Crimea to rejoin Russia.

    A second question asked whether Ukraine should return to its status under the 1992 constitution, which would give the region much greater autonomy.

    But! Most importantly……

    There was no option for those who wanted the constitutional situation to remain unchanged.

  280. 280
    thick as thieves says:

    Cable amply demonstrating his commie beliefs there. What a fucking turnip.

  281. 281
    Anonymous says:

  282. 282
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    The police must have been complicit not only in the cover up, but must have got their share, there can be no other explanation

  283. 283
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    West Indians in the UK must struggle for jobs and earn less if they find one because the Labour Party now support racist Eastern Europeans.
    The Labour Party are trying to use divide and rule between working class Britons.

  284. 284
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    He must sure as hell know what she looks like!……….A fucking goat !!!!

  285. 285
    Twampersand mk III says:

    The west would win a conflict with Russia?

    I suppose London in uninhabitable ruins is a bit of a result, come to think of it.

  286. 286
    C O (Ξ7c) says:

    The UKR govt is intending to sign the EU Eastern Partnership agreement this Friday – coincident with P’tins deadline for getting UKR forces out of Cr!mea which do not wish to assimilate.

    That EU signing will be performed without a referendum – which again puts the West on the back foot.

    For the tanks rolling into E UKR – give it a couple of days…

    NB: P’tin regards EaP as being the alternative NATO. If UKR is put into NATO, UK is drawn in.

    Here is primer on EaP:

    h**p://www.cfr.org/europe/european-unions-eastern-partnership/p32577

    R’ussia needs the UKR in its E’uras!an customs union.

    For that it is fully prepared to fight a war.

  287. 287
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    I see Andrew Neil has spat his dummy out on Twitter about RT news. He’s saying we shouldn’t believe them as they don’t tell the truth…unlike the BBC.

    Yes, remind me how many times the BBC has been in the shot for lying, making things up and pointing the finger at the innocent?

    At least the people of the Crimea are getting a vote, unlike here in Britain where we don’t. Yes, Mr Neil perhaps you might like to ask where Dave’s cast iron guarantee of a referendum is, or what exactly Milimong’s promise is?

    I don’t see riots in the Crimea, seems to me the majority would rather be with Russia than the Ukraine and absorbed into the evil EU.

  288. 288
    Baboon's arse says:

    How could they tell there’d been a change?

  289. 289
    When are the vlad tanks gonna roll says:

    At least they are getting a vote. Yeah right

    Do you want to be part of Russia ?
    Do you want to be err.. Part of Russia

  290. 290
    Screw the LibLabCon says:

    Discussing!

  291. 291
    Screw the LibLabCon says:

    LOL

  292. 292
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    But think of the deliberate damage they would inflict on England in collusion with a Labour Government that knew in a years time their majority would evaporate in March of 2016 maybe forever .
    If Wales ever goes the same way it will be impossible for a Labour Government ever again to be elected to Westminster .

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    If only 5% of the total licence payers stop aving then the BBC would fold. says:

    Deal or No Deal? Noel Edmonds says he is ready to buy the BBC with backing from rich investors to save it from ‘disaster’
    Television presenter claims he has backing of investors across the globe
    Has called proposed purchase ‘Project Reith’ after BBC’s first director
    Blasted the broadcaster’s licence fee and its ‘bloated bureaucracy’
    Thinks BBC should be a not-for-profit organisation
    If five per cent of licence-holders stopped paying it would fold, he claims

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2582097/Deal-No-Deal-Noel-Edmonds-says-ready-buy-BBC-backing-rich-investors-save-disaster.html#ixzz2w9iR1HQp
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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    Baboon's arse says:

    Didn’t hear a word she said … mesmerising.

  295. 295
    The Public says:

    No. It sounds corrupt. A person rejected at the polls should have no place in government.

  296. 296
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    The age old conundrum who will monitor the monitors ?

  297. 297
    The BBC causes serious mental illness says:

    If they just broadcast some of his cardigan collection as a rolling test card that would improve their output immensely.

    Much more impartial and less irritating than the rigged EU-Labour sponsored propaganda shit like Newsnight, and the funny as cancer entertainment / climate change effluent they insist on pumping out.

  298. 298
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    92% of EU citizens are not convinced that the EU has helped support Europeans’ living standards.

  299. 299
    Cameron's Cast Iron EU Referendum says:

    Do you want what’s left of the UK to:

    i) Stay in the EU ?
    ii) Remain in the EU ?

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    Vlad says:

    Vote for me and I won’t allow any wishy washy liberal lefties to teach your children the joys of bumsex and I’ll even leave the gas on too! A vote for Vlad is a vote for warm houses, cheap energy bills, no national debt and grand children.

    Vote Vlad you know it makes sense!

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    A flying seagull says:

    After listening to Hague Fabius Ashton and Putin those Crimeans have voted to turn to Russia.

    Lets respect their wishes and get our money back.

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    We didn’t even get a vote on the EU you fucking mong. The people of the Crimea see themselves as Russian not part of Von Merkel’s greater Fatherland.

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    Japanese Poodle says:

    Turnips are useful. Cable isn’t.

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    Owen Jones says:

    David Cameron couldn’t motivate a bowel movement let alone a Cabinet of Old Etonians.

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    Mr Polite says:

    Pleasse do not use violent language if you don’t mean it. It is uncivilized. Thank you.

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Bring on the Labour/LibDems plutocratic corporatist neolibcon semi fascist left-wing EU wet dream.
    god help us.

  307. 307
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    Why this obsession with bowel movements ? Are you a LibDem now ?

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    Giz a job says:

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    Just trying to help says:

    93% have voted to go back to their historical roots with Russia.

    Although this might upset a few EU technocrats and rattled some Banks we should wish them well and let them get on with it.

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    Mr Polite says:

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    altruism in industry says:

    would have been better it was a boxer rather than a soppy lab

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    The UK people are more worried about a fully fledged plutocratic corporatist neolibcon semi-fascist far left-wing labour/libdems EU wet dream.
    Catch up

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    P l e b says:

    At last – a politician talking sense.

    No man on this earth needs that much to live on.

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    altruism in industry says:

    I think I meant bulldog innit

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Who’s messing with my posts ???

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Where’s Vince Cable’s house……ridip !!!!!

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    Andwotnot says:

    As part of the middle I don’t mind being squeezed. I believe in progressive taxation I am happy to pay more towards services they I will never use but matter to others in society. However I get pretty pissed about tax avoidance and tax cuts for the very wealthy at a point when we need their contribution to be greater not less. We’re all in this together right?

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    Hoorah. Putin has won the first battle says:

    And what did the EU do to the Oirish when they voted the wrong Answer?

    And don’t forget. The Oirish bailout did not bailout one single ordinary Oirishman, it all went to German banks and that Twat Osborne had to borrow our bailout money, probably from German Banks.

    So Dude I hope Putin Twats the Fucking EU because it is EVIL.

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    Barney Rubble says:

    Switch over to shITV and suck up those adverts and competitions then…

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    Michael Gorbachev says:

    EU = Soviet Russia in Western Clothes

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Why doesn’t Vincent talk sense concerning the free movement of cheap foreign workers into the UK causing lower wages for millions of working class Britons ??
    Vincent is a corporate lackey using the mega rich as a diversion tactic.

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    Putin says:

    Does that asshole Kerry look like Herman Munster or what?

  325. 325
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    You’re right.
    The Establishment One Party State are an unpleasant circus.

  326. 326
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Our mistake, we thought it was 9.3%.

  327. 327
    Ah! prefer the real stuff says:

    Mo Farrah collapses at the end of the NY half-marathon.

    Returns post haste to advertise Quorn mince on TV. :(

  328. 328
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Can I have a vote on being English ??

  329. 329
    JH-230912384590231-1 says:

    Or switch OFF, for Christ’s sake. Did you EVER consider that as an option?

    There is something half-watchable on about every three weeks. The license fee is fucking shit value for money – who would actually pay to watch some god-awful 90s action film getting repeated for the 90’000th time?

    Besides which, the BBC is awash with adverts – for other BBC shit, featuring their latest flavour of the fucking month. That and telling us how wonderful Labour is, and how nasty and horrid those same old Tories and evil UKIP are.

  330. 330
    Apocalypto Now says:

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    Someone else says:

    I see no reason why I should pay tax so other people (whose basic needs are already amply met) can have a lifestyle of ease and entitlement they have not worked for. I am fed up with paying tax to a government whose services I rarely use but which NEVER thanks me or listens to my opinions with respect; which wastes huge sums overseas, runs down our own infrastructure and defences and undemocratically seeks to socially engineer this country into accepting unnatural and immoral behaviours.

  332. 332
    What's on the menu? says:

    So. The vegetarian option isn’t as good as he claims.

  333. 333
    altruism in industry says:

    this plane disappearing has got to be playing havoc with politicos travel plans.

  334. 334
    EEquality says:

    Maybe Doreen Lawrence could take the initiative and get a memorial request going for Lee.

  335. 335
    altruism in industry says:

    I’m not sure, it might be unfair to the actor comparing him to a warmonger

  336. 336
    Bus Pass Elvis says:

    I’m gonna kick your ass.

  337. 337
    Podiceps says:

    It’s made from a fungus, not a vegetable. Fusarium venenatum, if you were wondering. And yes, venenatum does mean what you thought it does,.

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    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    The first time I can say I feel genuinely sorry for Kerry ,that is the stuff of nightmares

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    John Ward @ The Slog says:

    1. Despite having the knowledge from 1949 onwards that Britain had experienced a massive baby bulge, neither Whitehall nor Westminster ever did a damned thing to address its ramifications in terms of pensions, healthcare or aged State retirement homes.
    2. Despite the lead being offered by Jo Grimond and his Liberal Party in 1955, neither Labour nor the Conservatives grasped the negotiating power they had over France and Germany to join the Common Market, and reshape it for the better.
    3. Despite being offered North Sea gas on a serendipitous plate, no Government after 1968 displayed any commercial nous whatsoever in terms of negotiation or investment on behalf of the British People.
    4. Despite an Everest of evidence to show that the lack of means testing (Labour) explosion in health discoveries (Conservative) Trade Union job-loading (Labour) and shortcomings of private health insurance (Conservative) were strangling the NHS, no senior political figure or Whitehall mandarin did anything to enable the smooth transition from Bevan’s 1940′s austerity vision into contemporary reality.
    5. Despite being offered, in 1997, the greatest mandate for root and branch Constitutional reform and economic reconstruction since 1832, New Labour under Tony Blair chose instead to be guided by Thatcherite bigotry, pc bollocks, management consultancy targets jargon, half-baked House of Lords fiddling, and the risible Special Relationship with Washington.
    6. Despite the imbalance of the British economy towards a City out of control, and our regrettable loss of a skilled making things economy, no British Government since 1979 has made the slightest concerted effort to redress the bias and reconstruct a relevant manufacturing sector.
    7. Despite, since May 2010, facing the greatest threat to personal liberty, freedom of speech and social justice since King John in 1215, the Left has blown every opportunity to dump its redundant Big State collectivism, and recognise what most human beings continue to want: self-determination alongside communal decency. Its failure to engage in united cultural opposition to neoliberalism – or even provide the political Opposition to Coalition sociopathy – will I am sure go down as one of the great crimes of British history.
    8. Despite the obvious desire of all Europeans for local diversity and economic flexibility, the British political and administrative Establishment continues to cleave to the wreckage of an EU that has failed to deliver on any of its predicted benefits.
    I’m left with the distinct feeling that I have contributed around 30% on average of my salary between 1969 and 2013 to the governance of the United Kingdom, and yet remain at a loss to calculate what if anything I have gained in so doing. I do not mean selfish personal gain, but rather what good having ‘government’ contributed to the social wellbeing of my country over that 44 year stretch.
    No doubt this will come across as an unoriginal taxpayer’s moan about value for money. But it isn’t – not at all. My main concern here is to ask why it has cost all of us oodles of money to watch amateur idlers and embezzlers sell the assets we helped create to greedy bastards…almost none of whom are British, or pay tax into the Exchequer. They range from Australo-American pornographers, Wall Street banking firms, Brussels bureaucrats, autistic bankers and bent coppers to Russian blaggers, US health insurance gargoyles, Channel Island mediacrats, German car makers and Chinese nuclear reactor engineers.
    All of them seem to be doing jolly well raping Britannia. And not one of them is being resisted by the legislators for whom we unwisely continue to vote. On the contrary: they are being welcomed with open arms. For is not Britain Open for Business?
    Not only is nobody in government of any use – the Opposition is merely a bunch of collaborators: a pointless shower of actors in a farce that long ago ceased to be funny.
    I am not a revolutionary. I am a reconstructionist. Nevertheless, I have come to accept that before there can be safe reconstruction, there has to be skilled but comprehensive demolition. I am not Right and I am not Left. I am a communitarian in favour of mutualist capitalism.
    I see this as a relatively new (and almost wholly untried) idea whose time has come. I hope anyone coming here will be inspired by this, and help spread the word.

  340. 340
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    But what if Putin himself is gay?

  341. 341
    EU Watch 2 says:

    Meanwhile in !taly…

  342. 342
    Anonymous says:

    jeeez now I know why you call it the slog

    Almost gave up at the second paragraph and by the third I had lost the will to live.

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    Kinnockio the welsh wind bag in Europe says:

    awwwweriight!!!

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    The Gay Gondolier says:

    don’t worry it will all be water under the bridge by next week

  345. 345
    Michael of Casablanca says:

    nobody can track you in Morocco

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    So a second Boeing 777 (Flying coffin) is diverted.

    Looks like they will have to recall all 777s from service.

    Sell Boeing shares :-)

  347. 347
    Dipstick spotter says:

    really there speaks a mong of knowledge

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    Strange how the plod would arrest anyone else for this says:

  349. 349
    Handycock Immigrant Trafficker says:

    Then bring more Muslims in Dave, you can always send them to Portsmouth and it will guarantee that I will get elected again. Boaz

  350. 350
    Russia- 1 EU- 0 says:

    The Eu isn’t into democratic voting.

    Well done VLAD!!

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    Nose spite face says:

    The Oirish bailout helped them scrap air passenger duty, develop Dublin airport and fuck over the Belfast airports which are both saddled with the stupid fucking tax.
    Well done Green Camerin you fucking wanker

  352. 352
    Bastards says:

    Amazing how they left Northern Ireland off that list. The slimy Yanks supported IRA terrorism for decades .

  353. 353
    altruism in industry says:

    Precision problem (pages 73-82)
    Clarity problem: Needless Complexity (pages 83-90)
    Clarity problem: ambiguity (pages 90-96)

  354. 354
    EU refuses to recognise Democratic vote. There's a surprise says:

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    EU refuses to recognise Democratic vote. There's a surprise says:

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    Globalist Elite says:

    Watch the pay of pilots that fly corporate/private jets soar to the clouds.

    We can buy anyone. Everyone has a price.

  357. 357
    Barroso never replies. He's not worried, no elections for his job. says:

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    nerd says:

    That’s an A380 not a 777.

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    hang on a min says:

    No postal voting in Crimea.
    Which makes the result more believable than
    British elections.

  360. 360
    Fishy says:

    Medical emergency.

    Just like BA256 diverted from Delhi into Budapest on Friday

  361. 361
    Owens' long suffering Mum says:

    Bed time…… NOW!

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    err says:

    Newsnight should be renamed Newslite.

  363. 363
    Mo Farah says:

    It’s her trainers that do it for me!

  364. 364
    BBC News and Propaganda Unit says:

    Disinformation and propaganda is our speciality.
    Our latest wheeze is employing an economics editor
    with no proper journalistic background.

  365. 365
    but more importantly says:

    Hands up all those who voted for Barroso..

  366. 366
    Julian Clary says:

    Don’t be silly…how could he be g@y?

  367. 367
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Add these to the list – check
    The Tories can’t win in 2015 as
    1. No boundary changes
    2. Corruption within the Postal voting system not resolved
    3. UKIP trending at ~ 15% in the polls; they cost the Tories 20 seats in 2010 with 3% of the vote.
    4. Pilgrims still in position actively campaigning against the Government of the day using taxpayers money
    5. Union education fund is still in place
    6. Cameron’s appalling judgement in appointing Andy Coulson
    7. No TU reform allowing Crow and his mob hold us to ransom
    8. Tory constituency parties are disintegrating in protest at Cameron’s liberal policies
    9. The Tories will lose 7/8 seats along the route of HS2 to single issue candidates
    10. The Tories will lose one seat in Portsmouth due to shipbuilding being concentrated in Scotland
    11. No control of mass immigration
    12. Public spending still out of control and the national debt rising on a daily basis
    13. Human Rights Act still in place
    14. No referendum on Europe
    15. State control of the press introduced
    16. Cameron wanted to take us to war in Syria
    17. Gay Marriage
    18. The BBC is left wing and will act as Labour’s main election campaigner in 2015
    19. QE is destroying any savings people may have
    20. Cameron’s continued, unsubstantiated, support for Climate Change and general green issues.
    21. No promised Bonfire of the Quangos or reduction in Red Tape for businesses
    22. Cameron’s pathetic support for Yeo. More evidence of his lack of judgement.

  368. 368
    BBC Free Speech programme says:

    Don’t mention the word Gay.

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    potato salad says:

    It has also been revealed that the pilot’s wife and three children moved out of the family home the
    day before the plane went missing.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2582146/Caught-CCTV-Pilots-doomed-Malaysian-Airlines-flight-walk-security-final-time-off.html#ixzz2wAOddGvm
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

    oh, standard domestic then with terrible outcome??

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    altruism in industry says:

    the air travel is a bit of a dinosaur anyway, It’s cool to get to another city in 3 hours for work but these days it’s not really required I don’t think and if it is that important, just take a bit longer to get there. Using the globe as a holiday destination is really not very green and makes the globe feel like a big happy family which it is really not.

  371. 371
    Silent Bob says:
  372. 372
    40 says:

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    The Biased BBC says:

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    That's a certainty. In what state is the mystery says:

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    EU - bringing post democracy to where there was once democracy says:

    First the Swiss, now the Crimea. Tut, tut. People voting the wrong way.

    Perhaps you could ask Mr Putin to hold another referendum to get the right result.

  376. 376
    Bigot Watch says:

    Au contraire mon ami.

    UKIP merely wish to withdraw from the EU.

    It is your views that are extremely bigoted.

  377. 377
    BBC G@y Mafia says:

    Maybe the SNP are not g@y enough?

  378. 378
    Donkey Sanctuary says:

    That’s just wrong, Elvis.

  379. 379
    Yentob's Pension says:

    What the fuck do the BBC spend £3.75 Billion per year on anyway?

    It’s not new fucking programmes that’s for sure.

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    nerd says:

    Anyone with Microsoft Flight Simulator X knows how to do that.

  381. 381
    You're left, not middle says:

    Lend us 20 quid, I could murder a curry and a couple of pints.

  382. 382
    Holidaying in Swansea says:

    “Using the globe as a holiday destination is really not very green”

    Fuck off.

    Seriously.

    And stay fuck off’d.

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    MH370 - Political Bumsex Marital Separation Grumpy CCTV Democracy is Dead Fanatic Shocker says:

    Pilot’s wife allegedly walked out with kids on day of kangaroo bumsex trial:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2582146/Caught-CCTV-Pilots-doomed-Malaysian-Airlines-flight-walk-security-final-time-off.html

    Was looking shifty at security as well, according to anonymous government source who does not like seditious T-Shirts.

  384. 384
    bring on 40, luv it says:

    Try consulting your Medical Professional (private) for a cure or relief of Attention Deficit Syndrome

  385. 385
    BBC G@y Mafia says:

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    Everyone in the EU who isn't on the Brussels payroll says:

    Who is Barroso? Who is Van Rumpy?

    Did we vote for them?

    No.

  387. 387
    Catalonia says:

    Good idea

  388. 388
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    FAT CHAV MUNTER!

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    altruism in industry says:

    It is understandable the septics support the Irish as we did behave very badly there, but now everything is different, there is central control by people with social awareness and a long term vision.

  390. 390
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    I admire you skill and dedication with the keyboard

  391. 391
    Porky the Pig says:

    No. It’s what you get for allowing yourself to be sexually exploited by nasty stupid mediaevil bigots, and what we get for tolerating nasty stupid mediaevil bigots

  392. 392
    George Orwell says:

    Time to re-read ‘1984’.
    Now more relevant and poignant than ever!

  393. 393
    Taxpayer says:

    Vince you fatuous Hunt. Your lifestyle costs more than 1 million per year once the security and flights and offices are thrown in. I se what you mean about not needing to “earn” it though.

  394. 394
    altruism in industry says:

    why would you want to encourage all of this movement of lard about the planet ?

  395. 395
    Frank Drebbin says:

    Landed in the south Indian ocean most likely. Too remote for any floatable remains to have been found yet. If it had landed safely on land, what the fvcking hell have they been doing for the last 9 days? Hijackers usually make demands or want publicity for something.

    Either that or North Korea have cooked up some fiendish plot do something or other.

    Or possibly a conspiracy of global news networks so that they have something to talk about for weeks on end.

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    1984 says:

    Except this time, it’s the EU which is the totalitarian regime we have to fear, not the USSR!

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    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Does that lisping effeminate little faggot Barroso seriously believe that Putin gives a flying fuck what he thinks?

  398. 398
    George Orwell says:

    Thank you, I should have clarified that, of course.

  399. 399
    Frank Drebbin says:

    knew of a bloke who, after finding out his missus was having an affair, drove her and their kids up a motorway the wrong way (he was a muzzie ). He got done for attempted murder. But I suppose he wasn’t an airline pilot.

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    altruism in industry says:

    are you saying I should read all those words ?

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    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Crushed toads do make you skid.

  402. 402
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    If you can find one.

  403. 403
    Lawyer says:

    Think she’s crossed a line there!
    Actionable!

  404. 404
    Er... says:

    The plane actually landed in Beijing as planned, but the passengers are all still stuck in bagage reclaim

  405. 405
    McCain's Chips says:

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    BBC F@ggot Society says:

    Scottish ‘yes’ vote ‘will force Britain to abandon nuclear weapons’

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scottish-independence/10701826/Scottish-yes-vote-will-force-Britain-to-abandon-nuclear-weapons.html

    Britain will be forced to abandon its nuclear weapons if Scotland becomes independent, a senior admiral has warned.

    In an article for The Daily Telegraph today, Vice-Adml John McAnally said Scottish independence is “the biggest strategic threat faced by our Armed Forces”. He warned that Britain would lose its seat on the UN Security Council and England and Scotland would be reduced to “two struggling nations on Europe’s periphery”.

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    The LibDems are an extremist party. says:

    The LibDems cannot be trusted.
    They hate the UK and prefer the religion of peace to the UKs indigenous peoples.
    You need no more evidence than this video of Simon Hughes.
    Vote for the UK hating libdems at your peril.
    They are an extremist party at the edge of politics who are a minority political party.
    They were even beaten by an Elvis impersonator at the last bi election.
    If they weren’t so dangerous they would be a joke.

  408. 408
    1984 says:

    The EU really is becoming the totalitarian expansionist superstate in the Orwell book first published in 1948.

    I wonder is that where Jean Monnet got the idea?

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    BLOG CLOSED FOR MIGRATING TROLLS says:

    Vote UKIP!

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    Labour voters are destroying themselves says:

    My god it looks like the rosette voting labour mongs are beginning to wake up.

    What will they realise next, that immigration has lowered their wages and crap schools keep them thick or that the EU controls 80% of the Uk laws.

  411. 411
    Tory traitors says:

    What about a chancellor who studied history ?

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    I'm paid to smear UKIP by the EU, BBC and CCHQ... says:

    Sorry, EU Troll is a new recruit and hasn’t been on the comm0n purp0se UKIP smear training course yet. As a rooky smearer he is a bit raw. Anyway give us a coupe. Of weeks and we will have him spreading bigoted smears and mis information about UKIP like a pro.

    Have a great weekend.

    Cheers

  413. 413
    The bbc would fail if 5% didn't pay.... says:

    Newsshite more like.

  414. 414
    Mad Al Gore says:

    Venice should declare itself a “global warming-free zone”, then we could sit back and watch the waters subside.

  415. 415
    tvgolho says:

    in other news sending a couple of confirmed spinsters to do a bit of operating system sniffing stuck out like a saw thumb and talking of thumb in the prints sense electricity leaves its mark unrestrained by the man made notion of time. with clever application and clever applications one can move far back and ever so slightly forward in time. which is great for gathering intelligence. it can also take advantage of one of the pitfalls of t.e.m.p.e.s.t. but obviously no further alluding from me on that other than the fact there really are more dimensions than you know about.

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    The view from KL says:

    You really need to widen the extent of your reading mate and remove your blinkers (or of course just STFU and stop pontificating on virtually every subject which is raised in this forum).

    First time round Ibrahim was acquitted on a minor technicality, coupled with the fact that there was a general election pending and the whole gamut of his supporters were out creating (usually illegal) rent-a-mob mayhem all over Kuala Lumpur, disrupting people’s lives and local businesses. People I know went along for the occasions as they were given free t-shirts, free food and a few ringgit in their pockets to cover travel expenses – none of which was covered in the local media.

    The prosecution appealed the acquittal and this time, as the political situation has become less volatile, the Upper Court reversed the decision, telling the lower court judge that he had not taken sufficient account of the prosecution case and had “mis-informed” himself. As an aside, at the time he was of course in a very difficult position given the heated emotions being whipped up artificially at the time and the need to maintain peace and security in the country.

    You note that Ibrahim has close connections with the Moslem Brotherhood – absolutely correct – but that has nothing to do with the missing 777.

    He is power mad, was expecting to take over from Mahathir in due course, and has never forgiven Mahathir for chucking him out of government instead. His latest antics in the Kajang constituency where the recently elected incumbent was ‘encouraged’ to stand down was designed to pave the way for his accession to the top post in Selangor, the richest and most developed state in Malaysia. The court’s decision seems to have put the kibosh on his latest little effort to subvert the democratic process.

    He should be in jail.

  418. 418
    Repetition is the soul of utter stupidity says:

    They are of course to throw at her as she spouts her raysist bullshit from atop her little platform.

    Thereafter, you can feel free to feed the c-nt to the crocodiles in the zoo when you have run out of missiles…

  419. 419
    Fuck The EU says:

    Remember this ?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18519395

    “EU should ‘undermine national homogeneity’ says UN migration chief”

  420. 420
    HS2 stinks says:

    Some clown is going round saying that the only way to keep the costs of Cameron’s train set down is to start building it now.
    This is complete bollocks.
    The best and obvious way to minimise the costs is to scrap the ridiculous white elephant before anything is built at all.

  421. 421
    Now, where was I? says:

    Well the stupid cvnt did not have to either embrace or kiss her. A simple formal handshake would have done just as well. Perhaps he just couldn’t keep his hands off her??

  422. 422
    Now, where was I? says:

    …. journalistic or economics….

    Still, for a couple of hundred thou a year, somebody has to do it….

  423. 423
    Now, where was I? says:

    Does this mean that the entire Labour front bench are off to Australia? What time is the plane?

  424. 424
    Now, where was I? says:

    Maybe Doreen Lawrence could take the initiative and buy herself a one way ticket back to where she came from.

  425. 425
    Now, where was I? says:

    The dog is there to ensure that there is no elephant in the room….

  426. 426
    Now, where was I? says:

    …. nor on the tv sofas doing press reviews…

  427. 427
    Now, where was I? says:

    Gove is subtly trying to point out the differences between ‘educated’, ‘clever’ and ‘intelligent’.

  428. 428
    Now, where was I? says:

    Are all politicians fucking megalomaniacs – or is that just the impression they try to convey?

  429. 429
    Now, where was I? says:

    If you go down in the woods today you’re sure of a big surprise..

    For every gay that ever was will gather there for certain because today’s the day that Vladdy has his picnic.

  430. 430
    This is not an ad says:

    Oh dear, that page “does not seem to exist”.

    Besides which having flown on the MAS A380 I can thoroughly recommend it, especially Business Class. Give it a try one of these days; Malaysia is a beautiful country, full of friendly people, good food, abundant nightlife and excellent scenery etc.

  431. 431
    Immig Ossifer says:

    What is your nationality/ethnicity? You don’t sound like a native Briton to me.

  432. 432
    Naval gazer says:

    John Mc Anally ?? Talking out of his Scotch arse then. If Scotch piss off the nukes will move to Plymouth. the the Russky navy can play peekaboo in the outer islands.

  433. 433
    Rob Roy says:

    You are forgetting about the new Scottish Russian Defence Pact.

    Wiggle on that Eton boys !

  434. 434
    Lord Cutglass says:

    What are you mumbling on about ?

  435. 435
    Vladimir Putin says:

    No bumsex in Russia or Crimea.

    Stop the US/EU spread and promotion of bumsex

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    Julian Clary says:

    Didn’t Owen do a bit of “unpaid interning” for Mark “crisis when I turned 40″ Oaten? Apparently it was only Oaten was losing his hair though – so that’s alright then.


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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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