March 16th, 2014

Quote of the Day


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    Final proof that Osborne is from another distant planet.

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    I’d feel even more successful if I was paying income tax at 35p. as I’d get the impression that the Government was on my side and not on the side of the war-mongering EU or Indian astronauts.

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    Ed Balls Super Fan says:

    Osbornes a cock !

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    The man is a deluded idiot ,a modest pay rise can quite easily put you into the 40% tax bracket where you instantly become worse off than before .

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    Anonymous says:

    If you tax them at the 75% rate, then they will feel even more of a success.

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    institute of rectal fistitude says:

    but the advantage of regressive taxation is that it enables the poor to appreciate better the virtues of avarice

    raising the community charge discount as property prices rises and further according to the number of spare bedrooms would make the point even better

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    e&oe (ret'd) says:

    one ‘s’ too many in ‘rises’

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    On the next plane to New York .

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    broderick crawford says:

    the beatles , stones and other artistes were so successful in e 1970 s that they ended up paying tax at 98 percent

    now that s what i call ” success” !!

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    Lke you said the bankers ARE scum says:

    The silver spoon fed idiot is a complete & utter jerk and deserves to be shot or hanged I don’t care which as long as he’s dead

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    That’s when they invented tax-exiledom.

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    Owen Jones says:

    George is stealing my lines now.

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    institute of rectal fistitude says:

    you are already probably on c40% on basic rate tax (inc 2x nic’s + community charge)

    do the calc on your own income – it may to be unnerving

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    i dont know about that missing plane but i did find the following drifting all alone in the ether last night after it disappeared for some strange reason… spooky eh ….!!!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Actually they only feel a success when they avoid paying tax. Then they are truly middleclass.

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    Gideon says:

    I’ve always enjoyed taking a rise out of the poor.

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    George Nobsborne says:

    Yes people will feel much more successful by giving their hard earned to the government rather than having it in their pockets to spend on getting a nicer house or paying off their student loans early

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    100% taxation is slavery so that must mean we are 100% successful. What utter tosh.

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    Taxpayer says:

    Not surprised by this rich twat talking like that. Him, Cameron, Clegg…the all detest the middle classes with a passion. Still, at least it’s now confirmed The Tories are now the party of high tax and anti-aspiration ( unless you are a millionaire or on benefits of course). Wankers.

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    Roger Dewhurst says:

    Osborne is a blithering idiot.

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    Only a dam fool pays tax he could legally avoid , in fact I consider it my duty to keep as much of my money out of the hands of any government ,especially when it is given away to unwashed, moronic, underclass, sub human morons who have never got off their lazy arses in their lives.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And like the worlds most highly intelligent military minds don’t already know where that plane was landed … oh dear.

    Perhaps they the top line politicals from a handful of states haven’t worked out their next move – seeing as there are far more good people calling their bluffs within hours of their latest ‘offerings of data’ / backtracking excuses et cetera when their versions are torn to shreds.

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    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    Was reading the Mail earlier – what has Sally Bercow got against Nigel Farage?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Probably a lot of funding from lynton C and the LibLabs also. They really do all together appear to be the three desperados.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Might have a day out at Cardiff Crown Court tommorrow – writing up for ‘The Public Record’ seeing as the msm have been ughh’d noticed into silence in this jurisdiction. Can you guess what case it might be?

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    Supposedly successful says:

    Fucking Prick, I’ll feel like a success when I own my own home and have a decent disposable income. Im a higher rate taxpayer and can’t tick either of those boxes yet as I’m taxed to the hilt.

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