March 14th, 2014

WATCH: UKIP Candidate’s Bizarre Manifesto

A co-conspirator has emailed in this bizarre video of one of UKIP’s MEP candidate hopefuls for the North East, Philip Broughton. It turns out he has an alter ego, running a wrestling company under the name Philip McMahon. Who as you can see is, um, a bit odd. Guido fully endorses Philip’s attempts to have a career outside of politics before offering himself for public service. He might need to work on the whole image thing though…


131 Comments

  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    what an absolute plum! …much like the rest of UKIP

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    • 5
      Geedo takes the Torries' Shilling says:

      So he’s having a bit of fun one day with a vid. And Geedo is posting it out of context.

      Lame. Very Lame.

      Bring on the next one.

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      • 7
        MSM (Stockholm Syndrome Division) says:

        We have Guido now.

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        • 33
          BotMod Rules OK says:

          He should have Elvis in his name to avoid lost deposit

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          • I'm paid by the EU and CCHQ to smear UKIP says:

            Hi, I’m paid by the EU and CCHQ to spread smears and misinformation about UKIP and generally make stuff up about them.

            I post on loads of blogs and websites and get paid by the hour now we getting close to the EU elections.

            Pls enjoy the rest of the comments on this blog, we have worked quite hard to make them all appear natural and spontanious.

            Thanks

            Team Smear

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      • 46
        Uncle Rupert says:

        I own Guido now.
        I own this blog.
        I own most of your country, even the moslems.

        Look upon my works ye mighty and despair.

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      • 115
        constituency trainbound says:

        ooops nigel sorry

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    • 15
      Nice Try Fawkes but no cigar says:

      Is this ‘co conspirator’ some just out of school spad at an increasingly desperate Conservative Central office perchance ?

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      • 80
        Libdems are child rapists says:

        It has Tory Central’s grubby fingerprints all over it.

        Presumably even the Daily Mail wasnt interested

        And Guido takes another slide into being just part of the Tory Poodle Press

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    • 19
      Anonymous says:

      Total votes cast in by elections where UKIP stood = 9926
      Total Ukip Vote = 2192 = 22.08%

      MAGIC Good old Nige, this just proves the Ugov polling report is biased against UKIP
      Amber Val UKIP = 23.15%
      Canterbury UKIP = 18.14%
      Cheshire UKIP= 25.87%
      East Hamp UKIP = 24.50%
      Hamp County UKIP= 23.20%
      Luton Boro UKIP= 13.13%
      Runnymead UKIP = 28.19%

      Large order for toilet rolls required at Tory HQ

      Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • 29
        Can't wait - HA HA HA says:

        Luton – aberration as it’s a refugee camp

        Runnymede, East Hamps and Cheshire – Tory heartland

        HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA …..

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      • 83
        Arse says:

        So, that’s 22% of 33%, which is about 7% of the electorate, if you remember that UKIP voters are highly motivated, mostly by their nurses, to get out on their mobility scooters and go to vote.

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    • 36
      Voter says:

      I’d vote for him.

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    • 75
      Libdems are child rapists says:

      He isn’t raping kids or other men like Tories and Libdems is he.

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    • 88
      Anonymous says:

      This video was made while he was a Tory councillor

      http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/local-news/former-stockton-councillor-takes-wrestling-3665225

      Not laughing now are you!

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    • 104
      Avg.Joe says:

      Thats actually quite a funny video.

      Better than Millibands and Camerons scripted 1 liners which fall flatter than fart in a lift.

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    • 111

      He’s not even a candidate think you need to look at our candidates List of prospective
      MEP’s. Think someone has done you up like a kipper and not as in UKIP but as in the smoked fish you have for breakfast!!!!

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  2. 2
    Tom Watson, 20lbs heavier says:

    I’m the heir to Big Daddy

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  3. 3
    Myfanwy says:

    I think he is the league of Lembit Opick, a bit self publicist and prat

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  4. 4
    Di Caprio says:

    Wolf of Wall-sall?

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  5. 6
    Pragmatist says:

    At least he is not a thief, pervert, or liar.

    Yet

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  6. 9
    On the subject of Self publicity says:

    Which one is Kay George?

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  7. 10
    Weather Spoon says:

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    • 21
      Twampersand mk III says:

      If you like the third world, rampant violence, foreign languages and crystal meth.

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    • 28
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Why name a place after a skin disorder?

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    • 43
      Lord Mooncrater says:

      How does she know? She is in Antigua.

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    • 59
      broderick crawford says:

      Good morn MsAbbott … nice lie in as it s Friday ?

      you must be ravenous …. the usual quintuple full English for elevenses followed by suckling pig roast at lunchtime okay ?? …. yes I realise I ve not included the bucket of tiramisu and the demijean of Coke but remember it s Lent and you re fasting .

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    • 107
      Geordieboy says:

      Get back indoors DIane you are blocking the sun or is it always dark in Hackney.

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    • 117
      Diane Slugusset..well known labour apologist and vaz licker says:

      only spoilt by you being there

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  8. 11
    Stella, 37 says:

    That takes the biscuit!

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  9. 13
    Anonymous says:

    It’s hard to miss the depth of quality at Ukip.

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  10. 16
    C.O.Jones says:

    O/T – Alarming news for Sandy.

    Her name has now been banned in Saudi Arabia.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/is-your-name-now-banned-in-saudi-arabia-9192298.html

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  11. 17
    Blue Corner says:

    Jimmy Saville was a wrestler in his younger days.

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  12. 18
    Anonymous says:

    What a childish post from an otherwise brilliant website. Must be a slow news day.

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  13. 20
    Yeaff says:

    Another day another smear attempt………

    Which of the unpaid Interns at Tory HQ

    God forbid a UKIP candidate had a life before politics.

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  14. 22
    Yeaff says:

    Another day another smear attempt………

    Which of the unpaid Interns at Tory HQ spent all day researching UKIP candidates to find something to leak to idiots like Paul Staines to post completely out of context

    The Tories are going to lose the General Election… Deal with it Guido!

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  16. 24
    Yeaff says:

    Another day another smear attempt………

    Which of the unpaid Interns at Tory HQ spent all day researching UKIP candidates to find something to leak to idiots like Thus blog to post completely out of context

    The Tories are going to lose the General Election… Deal with it Guido!

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  17. 25
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Getting desperate to dig up UKIP stories are we?

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  18. 27
    Chuka Ummuna says:

    Compared to me he is trash. Now where is my mirror.

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  19. 30
    Uskip says:

    What a w@nker!

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  20. 32
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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  21. 34
    Winston says:

    If this site is just going to become another arm of the politicised media and their co-ordinated UKIP smear campaign, then you will lose traffic.

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    • 71
      Libdems are child rapists says:

      Yep Guidio is firmly part of the Tory Spin machine, on the pocket of Lynton Crosby

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  22. 35
    Garfield says:

    So Guido is taking the Tories Shilling.

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  23. 38

    Clearly this guy has no future in comedy.

    As to his £1,000 suit, I feel terrible, I went into Asda and bought a suit, brand new for £21, it was reduced, £20 the jacket and £0.98 the trousers.

    Looks the part for bobbing about in, I have two others £25 a pop with two shirts and ties thrown in. I only went in for a pint of milk!

    If you want entertain, had a look at this video, the deputy leader of the Scottish National Party in Glasgow has plead guilty to threatening a disabled man.

    I have done a he has got to go video.

    Guido should look north and see how Alex Salmond and the SNP are turning Scotland into a political sewer.

    Anyway, my video is more entertaining

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    • 85
      i killed my lesbian wife, hung her on a meat hook, and now i have a three-picture deal at disney says:

      fucking hell it is a good job your surname isn’t lucas.

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    • 110
      Editor in Chief says:

      Good music but lacks content.

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  25. 44
    FrankFisher says:

    A lot of us are nutters, but we are ordinary decent nutters.

    You could call us eccentrics. Time was, England prided itself on being a country of eccentrics.

    Well, the loonies are coming home.

    Ask yourself this: do you want crooks, perverts, liars, war criminals, rapists, arsonists and agents of foreign powers running the country, or ordinary decent fruitcakes?

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    • 49
      C O (Ξ6) says:

      I would like to see this guy elected, and watch him debate the likes of Barroso in the Euro-Parliament.

      After the translators get the hang of it, I think the message from the UK would be delivered perfectly.

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    • 53
      C.O.Jones says:

      It’s ordinary decent fruitcakes for me every time. In fact I am one of them.

      Vote UKIP.

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    • 91
      All the world says:

      Some parties have loonies and fruitcakes

      Some parties have bum boy chums

      Some parties are just bum boys

      Some parties are P I e eating peedos

      Personally I would have the loonies and fruit cakes – you know where you are with loonies and fruit cakes

      Vote UKIP

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    • 112
      Jack Ketch says:

      Fifty years ago an eccentric was someone like Screaming Lord Sutch who campaigned for Votes at 18, pop music only radio stations, 24-hour pub opening. Then there was Quentin Crisp who wanted homosexual acts legalised and celebrated, John Creasey who thought that government should be conducted by representatives of the professions, management, and workers so that there would be no difference between parties and Eoch Powell who thought that a huge influx of black people would lead to riots, racism and resentment
      Crazy weren’t they?

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  26. 52
    Garfield says:

    Compared to the dross in the HoC and he does not have a history of perving,kiddie fiddling, lying.troughing.starting illegal wars I say that he is electable.

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  27. 55
    Ned Ludd says:

    At last, an honest politician.

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  28. 57
    Juggla says:

    What a berk but then again what did anyone expect from the party led by Farage, Godfrey Bloom and where previous MEPS have been jailed for fraud and others thing heavy rain is a biblical punishment or that PE lessons should be used to “cure” homosexuality?

    UKIP membership – as confirmed by the nutjobs posting on here – seems to be some sort of day release scheme from Rampton or Broadmoor.

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    • 64
      C.O.Jones says:

      And you can fuck off as well Juggla. Go back to the likes of Tony Blair and co and the present bunch.

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    • 68
      Paniagua V5.1 says:

      Don’t fucking give a shit anymore.

      It’s my protest vote and I know how to use it.

      Thanks for your advice anyway.

      My advice is, VOTE UKIP.

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    • 73
      Libdems are child rapists says:

      Lib/Lab/Con MPs and councillors certainly need curing from raping children or other men

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  29. 58
    Ewe n me & The Herd Mentality says:

    He needs to splash out on a new hairdresser.

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  30. 60
    Voter says:

    Better than the kind of slimey bastard who thinks all that but doesn’t say it.

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  31. 63
    Peter Vintner says:

    A right plonker. Almost makes you want to vote for some faceless Spad.

    Imagine this guy with a taxpayer-expense account? Scary

    I suspect Farage is going to have to discipline yet another member. Will there be anyone left?

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    • 125
      Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

      Will there be anyone left ?
      Only the whole of the British Parliament and most of the EU.
      That’s why there are 25.000.000 unemployed across Europe and a massive lowering of living standards for workers in Britain.

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  32. 69
    Say NO to European Onion says:

    He came to Hartlepool recently with Neil Hamilton, the speech he gave was possibly one of the most depressing I have heard from a MEP candidate of any party.
    This video just sums it up really.
    I don’t know how UKIP keep selecting these people.

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    • 72
      Libdems are child rapists says:

      Sums up what?

      That the bloke has a life and isn’t a grey Westminster drone…. grow up!

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      • 92
        Say NO to European Onion says:

        It sums up that the bloke has had a ‘life’ as a twelve year old wrestler, and appears not to have grown out of it.

        Sad.

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    • 103
      A nony mous says:

      Err, the bloke was a Conservative Counsellor when the video was made.

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      • 105
        Say NO to European Onion says:

        Hello to you, UKIP man.

        ‘Councillor’ not ‘Counsellor’.

        In that case, UKIP needs to avoid ex-tory cranks. They need to do more background checks on the people they select.

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        • 126
          Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

          Anything on Tory male rape and sexual abuse, LibDems child rape and sexual abuse against vulnerable constituents or Labour paedo rings and grooming gangs today ?
          No, just a poor comedy sketch by the alto ego of an ex Tory Councillor . We don’t listen anymore and that’s where your problems start.

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    • 86
      Anonymous says:

      And of course the media wasn’t interested in him then, his past life (while he was Tory) only becomes a propaganda tool once he is a member of UKIP.

      Pathetic!

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  34. 78
    Libdems are child rapists says:

    “”””Tomorrow the ex-Tory councillor’s former colleagues and constituents can catch up with Phillip Broughton as he takes to the ring for a wrestling extravaganza at Billingham Synthonia.
    Phillip, from Ingleby Barwick, served one four-year term as a Conservative councillor for Grangefield before he was ousted by Labour newcomers Mike and Carol Clark in 2011.””

    Source: http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/local-news/former-stockton-councillor-takes-wrestling-3665225

    SO:….. Another UKIP member who wasn’t newsworthy when he was a Tory Councillor. Is now rubbished by the Tories, for stuff he did while he was a Tory.

    You couldn’t make up how fuckwitted the Tories are could you!

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    • 106
      Say NO to European Onion says:

      Still though, if UKIP had done the background checks, then this sort of thing wouldn’t have happened.
      Your party knows very well that the media will be looking for this sort of stuff to trash UKIP, so why didn’t somebody check beforehand????

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      • 127
        Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

        It’s comedy not a Party Political Broadcast.
        PS, nothing’s happened and only tribalistic anti British EU obsessives are faking outrage.

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  35. 81
    tigerowl says:

    Gosh, he IS cute. Brings back memories of old, Harry Enfield’s character, loads of money. This quote says it all…. ‘It’s hard to miss the depth of quality at Ukip.’
    You really mean its hard to miss the depth to where UKIP will go.
    makes no difference. He wont get elected. We Northerners know when we are being sold a pup.

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  36. 82
    Mr Biscuits says:

    I’ve been to his wrestling shows… They’re shit!

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  37. 84
    worker drone 22 says:

    I’m pretty sure the users of this blog aren’t too familiar with modern wrestling, so here’s a few tips as to what this bloke is doing in the video……

    1) he’s pretending to be an arrogant arsehole.

    2) he’s pretending to be an arrogant arsehole because that his is role in wrestling, because, and this may come as a shock….wrestling isn’t real. It’s scripted and he is the “bad guy” sent out to whip up the atmosphere.

    He’s no Vince McMohan, but he’s giving it a good go.

    Anyone under forty will not fall for this anti-UKIP smear as they would have seen at least some WWE in their time.

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    • 89
      Anonymous says:

      “1) he’s pretending to be an arrogant arsehole.”

      Of course Tories who went Eton, aren’t pretending.

      See Andrew (You Plebs should know your place) Mitchell for details

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      • 93
        worker drone 22 says:

        It’s a good job he wasn’t pretending to be a kiddie fiddling, expenses cheating, traitor, because, let’s face it, he wouldn’t have been able to hold a candle to nearly our entire political elitist scumbags !

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      • 114
        Jack Ketch says:

        Mitchell went to Rugby, not Eton, you utter Oik. The two schools could not be more different. Eton fives are nothing like Rugby fives

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    • 113
      Jack Ketch says:

      You don’t have to be under 40, some of us remember the obnoxious Jackie Pallo and Mick MacManus who were actually real nice guys off screen.

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  38. 97
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    How dare a young bloke have a laugh with his mates ,high comedy it was not, but just harmless fun, probably after a few beers.
    If this is the worse they can find as a smeer it must be a sign of desperation !!!

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  39. 120
    the emir's kipper says:

    thank merry fuck they didn’t have iphones et al when we were young

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  40. 121
    David Crosby says:

    I used to work at Tesco with this guy before. He was a Tory councilor but no one liked him. Awful man

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  41. 122
    Ribenaninjaberri says:

    I would like to take the time to point out wrestling is made up… it might surprise you to hear that WRESTLING ISNT REAL…. are we living in Wonderland here? It’s a fairy story with a made up character…. its like saying that an actor who ‘kills’ a character in a story for a soap is a murderer. … really people? I think maybe we need to stop chasing the white rabbit here and grow up….

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  42. 123
    Anonymous says:

    Amir Khan watch out fella! I’d be shitting the bed..

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  43. 124
    Equilibrium says:

    So he’s a UKIP candidate.

    Nothing out of the ordinary here.

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  44. 130
    bongobongo says:

    Reblogged this on bongobongo.

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  45. 131
    forgottenman says:

    Thought it was Tony Blair there for a moment….easy mistake to make…

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The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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