Hollande Has 99 Problems But a Speech Writer Ain’t One

Pierre-Yves Bocquet, AKA Pierre Evil, is the man François Hollande reckons can turn his Miliband-ish public speaking skills into oratory deserving of a president. Bocquet has just been hired to write Hollande’s public addresses. He is also a big fan of gangsta rap having written a book by that name, with his latest work ‘Detorit Sampler’ set to hit the shelves in the coming weeks. What are the chances of Bocquet advising Hollande on a 50 Cent top rate of tax…



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Mary Creagh’s coded attack on Ed Miliband…

‘I want the country to be united behind a single vision, we aren’t going to do it by sort of having a Rubik’s Cube approach to politics’. 

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