March 13th, 2014

The Honourable Member for Tinder


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Probably fake – why would he be on Tinder, he is gay?

  2. 2
    Nigel's hand down your trousers says:

    Yep, them gays are on Grindr. So I’ve been told.

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    Stella, 37 says:


  4. 4
    Stella, 37 says:

    Would you or Steve like to pop round for a biscuit?

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    Mike Litorus says:

    R swipe you mean.

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    Helpful suggestion says:

    Guido, to help explain the piece, could you perhaps illustrate this item with a photo of another MP who has posted “dating” photos of himself online?

    As Gilbert is a Cornish MP, perhaps someone from the other side of the Bristol channel?

  7. 7
    Garfield says:

    It’s St Paddy’s Monday. Guido will be pissed.

  8. 8
    Cristobel Bryant says:

    I’m the only g@y MP in the village.

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Wait till the General Election in 2015.

    He’ll be able to tinder his resignation.

  10. 10
    Lard Everard says:

    Hob nobs ??

  11. 11
    Chris Bryfronts says:

    Anyone up for a spot of 100% penis grabbing?

  12. 12
    Cristobel Bryant says:

    You mean Hob Knobs.

  13. 13
    Cristobel Bryant says:

    I will scratch your eyes out I’m the only G@y MP allowed to post here.

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    Podiceps says:

    Active 27 minutes ago? Hope it wasn’t in the House.

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    Derron Brown full time w@nker on Crap4 says:

    Tricky Dicky! phwoar get your t!ts out!

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    Chukka Umbrella says:

    I’m off home to put in 40p expense claims and stare into the mirror for a few hours.

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    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    No, he looks like the sort of irritating little oik we used to flush down the lavatory at boarding school

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    Boris says:

    I’ve always want to see a porn star with the following tattooed on his arse

    ‘How’s my muff diving? Call 1-800-000-000

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Don’t forget to include a claim for the cost of the sheet of paper on which you’ve printed your expense form!

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    Cwispy pants Bwyant says:

    HoC Knobs.

  21. 21
    Gordoooom Brown says:

    British knobs for British wankers.

    British slobs for British shirkers.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Two consecutive polls now have Labour’s lead down to three percent with well over a year to go. Maybe someone in Labour will finally wake up and realise that Ed is leading them to defeat. We all know Ed is unelectable.

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    Tricky Dicky Jogs to Bogs for the BBC stinking Charity says:

    Clothes on! Clothes off! Still Boggin.

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    Chrispee Brownspants says:

    Why does Chris Bryant make me want to puke? It is not cos he is gay, he is bit of a creep.

    Maybe Gilbert & Bryant can have a hot date in the nearest bog!

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    Ah! thank Science says:

    Using little more than a few perforated sheets of plastic and a staggering amount of number crunching, engineers have demonstrated the world’s first 3D acoustic cloak.

    The new device reroutes sound waves to create the impression that both the cloak and anything beneath it are not there.

    It works in all three dimensions, no matter which direction the sound is coming from or where the observer is located, and holds potential for future applications such as sonar avoidance and architectural acoustics.

    Construction is underway to place them over the whole of Strasbourg, Brussels and Luxembourg.

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    Derron Brown is a full time w@nker for Crap 4 says:

    Chrispy Brownpants is fit for the sewers.

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    Blade Runner says:

    Top tip, eat strawberry jam sandwiches. They taste as good coming up as they did going down!

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    Linus Gayanus says:

    Does he go straight for the luncheon meat? Still a twat!

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    Bosun Higgs says:

    A fine-lookin’ lad. I’d give him a swing o’ my hammock.

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    Justin PoofyBoots says:

    He should keep his clothes on & stick to lemonade!

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    Incitatus says:

    Neigh, there’s no such thing as unelectable.

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    Count Dracula says:

    Put me down for one of those.

  33. 33
    clean old man says:

    Fella still on steam powered desktop.

    will some body please fill me in…

    err .. tell me what’s this is about

  34. 34
    Ed the Eunuch says:

    Do you want a laugh? Then read this pile of boggin crap from the master of Ballocks economics!

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    Hot Dog says:

    Where is Jimmy today ?

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    Practical Economics for Ed Balls says:

    Fuck Off.

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    The Michael Fabricant Fan Club says:

    A gentleman, and a scholar:

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    Top Cat says:

    What a nasty evil BITCH! Does she work for the BBC!

    I hope she is forced to clean out prison bogs for the whole time she is there! EVIL BITCH.

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    Vlad the Impaler says:

    Willybum — you are just an impotent little arsehole.

    When the Crimeans vote 60% to join Russia on Sunday — then what are you going to do.

    Shut the fuck up, otherwise I’ll turn the gas off and the EU will be begging me to turn it on again in a few weeks.

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    Rough justice needed says:

    Hopefully the Prison Officers will have a rather long tea break, while the other inmates give her some seriously rough treatment.

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    BBC going on about gay marriage once again.

    Question? Why do dykes insist that one of them dresses as a groom and one as a bride on the wedding day? Is one of them wearing a strap on?

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    ned ludd says:

    We have to ask ourselves how Guido came upon (narf narf) this photo. Ooer, missus!Gay or what?

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    Fishy says:

    An awful reminder of when the lefties tried to bring down the Government. And the moron Toynbee maintains that Socialists are nicer and more intelligent people.

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    Podiceps says:

    There is always a simulation of male and female roles in homosexual relationships. On the other hand, I have seen pictures of gay ‘weddings’ in which both partners are dressed the same.

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    Staying on top of the bullshit says:

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    Chris B, 52 says:

    I wouldn’t say no either.

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    Dickhead Dave says:

    I will stamp my feet and be wery wery cross.

    And Willy Vague will hold his breath until he goes purple.

    And we shan’t speak to you.

    So there, Mr Putin.

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    C O (Ξ6) says:

    K’remlin agitprop.

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    Davy C says:

    Enough gayness everywhere already. Fucking sick of it. Talk about the syrup of fish/ cat on fabric ants head FFs.

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    Cynic says:

    Left swipe. is that a perversion?

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    Love the white dinner jackets!

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    Davy Lamp says:

    Is it not a jowish symbol of fertility?

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    Davy C, sick of gaying all over the shop says:

    Hhhmmm, Brighton references seem very strong, why does Wiki not say he is married? Eh eh.

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    Sex contact Apps are the new Public Toilets says:

    I don’t believe it. Yet another Homosexual MP. Is it compulsory to be a pervert in order to stand for Parliament?

    Why on earth did Dave give them weddings when the last thing they want is one steady loving partner.?

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    chaffers says:

    He has previous trying his luck on the internet. He tried to chat up a lass i know telling her that he was a pilot, good looking, rich and six four.

    He had a difficult job explaining himself when she came over from Canada to meet me. I had to persuade her that the short sighted nerd with raspberry splotches all over his face was the same person

    Don’t know why people think he’s a lib dem. Avowed thatcherite tory who would, and did, do anything to get elected.

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    Nutter Warden says:

    Whoop,Whoop,Whoop Nutter Alert, Nutter Alert break out the Valium anal probe.

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    Straight Silver Surfer says:

    I haven’t a clue either.

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    tony no matesl says:

    Tony B.liar peace envoy to the ME? No! Full time banker!

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    Nurses are not angels says:

    I don’t think the prospect of a strike by nurses is a bad thing. Their absence will probably save a lot of lives.

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    The British Media are cunts, especially the BBC says:

    “Gilbert is one of 24 openly g’@y MPs in the House of Commons.”

    FFS this is must utter rubbish. I bet there are far more than that.

    There are more J’o’os in the HoC and they are only 0.5% of the population!

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    was it something I said? says:

    I don’t know why she didn’t just drown it and be finished with it but all the court is doing is jailing her for being stupid.

    You can’t fix stupid.

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    was it something I said? says:

    It’s almost as if Osborne and the Tories are trying to incite strikes.

    I suppose they figure (rightly) that it was paying for all these public sector workers that destroyed the UK economy in the first place. I reckon they’re hoping the public sector go on strike. It’ll remind folk what it will be like if Labour get back in.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Are they Prospective Parliamentary candidates like Conor Burns was back in 2003 and where are the oranges in their mouths?

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    tn02 says:

    Have you ever noticed that many g@ys seem to be inflicted with the narcissism gene?

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    Realist says:

    He’s my local MP and openly gay; indeed some might say brazenly so, but he’s a Lib Dem and it’s not unexpected.

  66. 66
    T May says:

    Yankee Go Home

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    i have had some fun battering the smear merchants on the previous blog.

    btw – Is Putin actually taking the fucking pi55 out of ‘Cameron and the EU’s forked-tonguedness’ – over the LACK OF A REFERENDUM for the British Public … i do believe he is?

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    The truly buggered electorate says:

    If only.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    At some point the LibLabCon – really ought to stop digging that hole – they can only go deeper into the mire.

    btw – some don’t like some of the thigs that i state – however they should read the content and remember Voltaire – H/T to the Kitty for that.

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    Nigel Farage says:

    LOL ;)

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    John Bercow says:

    I’ve got a funny feeling that there will be a Guido Facebook blog very shortly.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Twas said on B/S kyB – jeffy’s prog by some bint form the city thast 100 oligarchs control the U economy – so how many megaArchs control the oligarchs – in the UK – or the world for that matter?

    And what when the people find out how they have been duped, robbed and thieved from by successive governments [lefty and righty] for decades – all living a big fat lie?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    excellent point there tn02 – noted.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And next month it will be Ed Milibands turn to suck Bibi’s knob.

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    Pliny the Welder says:

    BW – Dyslexic, or dumb.

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    Voltaire (1776) says:

    God is dead.

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    God (1778) says:

    Voltaire is dead.

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    Pliny the Welder says:

    Watt about ohms, hmm? Surely they are more current than Voltaire?
    Can you challenge ME to a duel, BW, and get yourself exiled to the Ukraine?

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    C O (Ξ6) says:

    Pre-text for R-Fed intervention in east U is being played out now.

    The R’ussian army is fully mobilized near the U border to the North and East:


    Away from the main action, it looks like the R-Fed is going to re-engineer the Dayton agreement in B’osnia. Lavrov recently had a meeting with Republica Srpska’s Dodik (Republica Srpska – Serb entity in Bosnia):


    Ashton was over in B’osnia recently for talks, but the rhetoric is very likely not winning either hearts or minds:


    Ashon’s visit was partly due to protests which have been taking place in B’osnia recently.



    S’erbia’s continued realignment with R’ussia needs to be considered in light of the shift of R’epublica S’rpska. Re-opening this can of worms really could be the single largest failure of EU foreign policy yet, and certainly would make the dynamic in the B’alkan’s dysfunctional at best.


    Other nearby countries are likely to be drawn into what is essentially P’tins move to recapture the former Y’ugoslave states, and S’erbia’s desire to restore a Serb dominated Y’ugoslavia and territories ceded back in the 90’s.

    In other news, U oligarch Firtash was arrested in A’ustria today at direction of FBI:


    Some background on Firtash:


    RosUkrEnergo / G’azprom are of interest, as is the S’tockholm A’rbitration T’ribunal ruling.

    Y’anukovych signed an accord with Russia in 2009 which removed RosUkrEnergo from the market, and accused Tymoshenko of abuse of power in her and her governments signing of Gas contracts with Russia.


    Firtash admitted links to Russian Mafia figure Seymon Mogilevich as revealed in Wikileaks release of US Embassy cables:


    Firtash confirmed he needed M’ogilevich’s approval to get into business in the first place.

    T’ymoshenko is being painted as a possible good choice by EU for and US for leading U, so the arrest of Firtash could be considered more a means of improving her optics and also removing an individual who could cause her problems if she makes it back into office.

    Some further background on T’ymoshenko aka the Gas Princess:


    Finally, on the issue of S’tockholm and S’weden, other than Carl Bildt being one of those instrumental in negotiating what looks now to be a failed Dayton agreement, S’weden are looking to join NATO ASAP:


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    Rule 57 says:

    It’s not gay unless balls are touching

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    Into the valley says:

    And we won’t pay for what we don’t buy.
    RFed, bankrupt…. Again, because the crooks have all the money, not Dobby.

  82. 82
    Into the valley says:

    You can only elect it, or put them in charge of local planning.

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    Into the Valley says:

    Bw – narcissist or friend of Dorothy?

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    Willy Hague says:

    I may now have to send a really,really stern letter.

  85. 85
    T May says:

    Yankee Go Home

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    You have been rather silent for some time Pliny – here’s one for you providing it gets past the u know what – The J chrncl ran some articles [past year] of some rabbis standing up against gay marriage them rabbis were ‘ruled over’ by higher powers … so what does that say about who’s ruling the roost?

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    tabblenabble01 says:

    “As went the Soviet Union, so goes America.”

    Sadly, yes. Look into Solzhenitsyn at the site.
    Then think of the major influences on the US economy in the last century via NYC. It’s been a slow process, but a devastating one for all but a few. Note the Russian Oligarchs?

    Look into what happened to the USSR in three phases: 1917-1928;
    1928-1953 and finally 1953 onwards. In the last phase China nearly went to war with them for being revisionist. In the middle phase many thought the USSR led the world politically (see the Webbs and Richard Acland of the 1941 Committee). Many of those responsible for the first phase above came over from NYC. The post war Cold War can be seen as in large part a consequence of what happened in 1928 after which there was a major team change in the USSR, which was then replaced after 1953 to the USSR’s ultimate cost.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    btw – re the mantra ovens ‘smearing’ of i in the past – you lost fuckhead.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    i like i’s dot – it has significance – but its not for the completely fucked in their thinking process.

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    Here's a thought says:

    Imagine the media was mainly run by women and/or gay people. All quite unrelated people too. Would they collectively exert a bias on how the media operated do you think, especially if being female (or being gay) was genetically determined.

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    C O (Ξ6) says:

    US is not going the same way – but Europe most certainly is at present.

    On the direct matter of U, forgot to mention above that all R-Fed air carriers have now amended their routes to bypass U airspace:

    There was a possibility that all the build up could have been maskirovka, but with the real costs that are being born by the R-Fed economy at present that is incredible.

    Following article is also telling, even though the ‘we’ is strictly G’ermany as no one else in their own right mind has publicly questioned P’tin’s mental health:


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    Blowing Whistles says:

    A pathetic attempt at satire there Pliny. Try this:

    Resistance is futile; for the charges against your mob [Pliny] are far greater than you can imagine.

    People have become charged in their knowledge of what was told to them [repeatedly] as being complete B/S.

    There is a capacitance of charge that has been built up and it is being released and it is an unstoppable force against complete bullshit.

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    Nutter Warden says:

    Whoop,Whoop,Whoop, Nutter Alert, Nutter Alert. Standby with Lithium Drip.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The sooner the fucking criminal Organisation known as the EU ‘implodes’ the better for all the peoples of Europe – and not the political pygmies across Europe who have been lying to their peoples because they are all fucking ‘owned’. Bring it on.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Sub-note: How many more times can the likes of Straw MP and his current office holders state that ‘we are going to be MORE transparent et fucking cetera …’

    Whic means that claiming to be transparent in the first place – was a great big fucking lie.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    This is the twenty first century – and the pygmies in the British Parliament are obsessed and embroiled with homosexual hedonism and corruption …

    What does that say about Parliament and its 650 moneygrubbing actors all suborned to diktats of the owned and controlled establishment?

    Come on … those of you on here who profess to be of some fucking intellect who aren’t political tribalist monkeys.

  97. 97
    Jack Ketch says:

    Because he used to be a C of E vicar and one cringes at the thoughts of choir practice.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    from the previous blog for your info – nite nite – as for QT – oh please.

    Blowing Whistles says:
    March 13, 2014 at 8:36 pm

    The current issue of that magPeye is very interesting of them legal shysters at Tower Hamlets … very interesting indeed considering … well lots of docs that i have got hold of.

    Consider this – has your local council entered into a criminal conspiracy ‘in partnership’ with your local police?

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    A biologist says:

    >being female was genetically determined

    Tell me, did you actually go to school?

  100. 100
    The Chief Lizard says:

    We are coming for you.

  101. 101
    Loops says:

    Gareth Bale slipping one in there

  102. 102
    Julian Gibb says:

    I had one but I can’t find it now.

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    Mrs. Ball-Scooper, TRIPLE FLIPPER says:

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    a wimmin says:

    its a wimmins rite to chooz innit

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    Beep bop brrrr click says:

    This morning on he BBC world paper review they had a young guy on and the two BEeboid women that run the programme. The young guy mentioned the upcoming budget and cost of living crisis ya de da.. and not a murmur from either of the two women. then he went completly off message and said it was a pat on the back for the Chacellor and the economy is doing good they all think so.

    Holy cow you should have seen these two beeboids they puffed and shook heads and spat vennom and both argued with him at the same time shouting over each other. He held his ground and said its doing well

    the change from saying something derrogatory to saying something good was stunning and utterly blatant it was like a smack in the face. i

    If I knew how to get if off U tube or that I player thing I would. It is seriously worth seeing.

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    Anonymous says:

    What about the neo’con agitprop you post incessantly?

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

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    C O (Ξ6) says:

    Some interesting developments on the missing MH370:

    US Media concerned that the plane may have been redirected to an as yet undetermined location:


    Further analysis of ground data and ping logs indicates that the data reporting system and transponder appear to have been shut down at different times:

    This indicates that catastrophic failure is not the reason for the aircraft vanishing from radar, and that there must have been manual intervention on the plane. (Absent a very unlikely combination of equipment failures)

    The aircraft continued to ping a satellite for several hours after it vanished from radar, which is why search area has now been extended to 2000nm from the last civilian radar sighting @ 1:31AM.

    Good article on how the politics of M’alaysia has affected government reporting of this incident:


    And the sodomy angle:


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    WHo keeps posting this repulsive filth?

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    C O (Ξ6) says:

    The reality of what R-Fed is going to do in U is beginning to hit home.

    M’erkel today has acknowledged that there is a strong possibility that Europe could be dragged into war.

    This is not hyperbole either.

    The UK should consider very seriously it’s membership of the EU now as the geopolitical risk this has always posed is now being realized.

    One should in particular be sensitive to the disapora + fait acompli strategy which R-Fed are using again in U to justify their annexation.

    The more foreigners which settle in the UK the larger the risk to UK national security. Particularly those from eastern Europe and R’ussia.


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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  112. 112
    What Time is it? says:

    Yes you guessed it… it’s Pat rant time again!

    This week Pat calls the ‘Great British Public’ a bunch of cowardly scum, to be honest he has a point.

  113. 113
    White Dee says:

    ‘nd i’z be choozing da black cock init.

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    EU Bribery says:

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    Gheedough Forks says:

    Dunno, but I don’t dislike it enough to delete it

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    Handypara says:

    Oh, do fuck off. Very few on this blog want to see that sort of disgusting behaviour portrayed here.
    Can’t believe that got past the mods.

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    EU Watch 2 says:

    This is what EU funding has been paying for in T’urkey:

    The training of police and supply of tear gas and other weapons used to put down dissent, as well as miscellaneous bungs to the corrupt government of E’rdogan.

    It is unlikely that T’urkey will join the EU.

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    EU Watch 2 says:

    The Berkin Elvan case which has set of latest protests in T’urkey (see above) has also triggered protests in G’reece:

    Berkin was a 15 year old who was in a coma for 1 year after being shot in the head with a tear gas cannister (purchased from the EU with funds supplied by the EU) during protests last year in T’urkey.

    He himself was not involved.

    Berkin died a few days ago.

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    Anonymous says:

    deary me.

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    EU Watch 2 says:

    Cathy Ashton is still being hammered by !ranian ‘hardliners’ who are irritated that she interfered in !ranian internal affairs on her recent visit by when she met with activists:

    Looking at the content of the protest notices one should conclude that her position as a diplomat is completely untenable now.

    Fatwa ?

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    Podiceps says:

    This page on the Hurriyet site
    makes the point that Erdogan apologised with tears at a rally for the deaths of the children of religious zealots, but stayed shtumm on the subject of Berkin Elvan, an uncommitted boy who was pointlessly killed when he went out to buy a loaf of bread. Not unlike the apology strategy of some of our own politicians.

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    EU Watch 2 says:

    Erdogan and his family are corrupt bastards:

    – Corrupted with EU money, not apologizing for his latent criminal tendencies though.

    The EU, for what it is worth, has censured T’urkey about its policy of aiming tear gas at peoples heads during demonstrations.

    This is an example of what was going on last year…


    This also glosses over the continued denial which exists over the Joris Demmink scandal, which involved Demmink who was Sec Gen of D’utch Ministry of Justice sexually abusing and trafficking young boys in T’urkey.

    The Demmink affair is a major EU / D’utch cover up.

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    The Avenging Angel of slow Death says:

    Why do you allow fag porn on your site Fawkes? Thought you were supposed to be a conservative not some homo promoter. Or did you just want to shake everyone up to show you what the fudge packers really do.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    That one on the bottom right looks like a drawing of a pair of tits ( . ) ( . )

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Desperate tin-foil hat stuff put out in the US media on Boeing’s behalf to avoid a collapse in Boeing’s share price.

    Occam’s razor (the simplest explanation is the one) points to sudden catastrophic failure not the Bermuda triangle or alien abduction.

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    Podiceps says:

    Appropriate, perhaps, since it says ASHTŪN!

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    takes one to know one says:

    I think it’s to entice latent wooftahs like you onto this site.

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    World Traveller says:

    Just this week, W Scott Johnson, emeritus prof at Tuft’s Uni in the USA reassured us that 6 million was indeed the correct figure. As it’s in the papers it must be true. No?

  129. 129
    World Traveller says:

    Many of the best NHS trained nurses have gorn orf to work in the middle east where conditions are so much more rewarding both personally and financially. They don’t care much if they are not allowed to operate a motorised vehicle in Jedda.

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    A level literature syllabus says:

    Now we’ll all be happy, now we’ll all be gay cos the sun has got his hat on and is coming out to play..

  131. 131
    Garbage collector says:

    So where has all the debris gone, long time waiting……?

  132. 132
    Jack Dromey says:

    Pale imitation of the real thing.

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    albacore says:

    It’s funny, though, ain’t it, how Dave’s prime priority
    Was that the gay fraternity and sorority
    Could all up and get hitched instantly, without a glitch
    While divorce from the E U is too much of a bitch

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    Mozart says:


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    R Eccifo says:

    If he was in the House then presumably he hadn’t lost his deposit – yet.

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    Lee Childs says:

    There is too much ‘chaff’ flying around this missing aircraft; methinks the bloody thing has been hijacked and ongoing negotiations are being kept from us by way of all the crazy ‘latest sightings’.

  137. 137
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    This week has been too much for me .

    First Bob Crow and now Tony Benn.

  138. 138
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The ocean is a big fucking place and metal sinks.

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    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    RIP Tony Benn. One of the few to see off Ali G. Class.

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    Equal lefts says:

    Slot gobs.

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    BBC leftwit says:

    Oh nos! We are still drying out our hankies from Madiba’s passing!

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    Cressida's Dick says:

    RIP Tony Benn.

    He & Thatcher were what politics should be about. Conviction.

    Not the lilly livered dissembling tools like Cameron, Clegg & Milliband.

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Ding Dong…….

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    Welcome to the House of Bum says:

    What a little a fibber and a right prick tease from what i hear!

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    Welcome to the House of Bum says:

    You’re a bitch and it’s well known.

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    RIP Tony Benn says:

    RIP Tony Benn. Whatever one thought of him, he was one of a diminishing number of people on the left who spoke out about the dangers of the EU (cf Bob Crow). Also an interesting and engaging speaker. Rest in Peace.

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    Z says:

    That’s torn it.

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    Fuck Labour says:

    Tony Benn has died. I didn’t agree with his politics at all, but I respect the man and his principles. My condolences to his family and friends.

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    Squeaker Bercow says:

    Tony Benn — The issue is Thatcher: via @YouTube

    RIP Comrade

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    Fuck Labour says:

    The wrong politician called Tony with the initials TB has died. I’d much rather that the rotten, evil Tony Blair had snuffed it. Benn, love him or loathe him, had his principles and was a vocal critic of the EU. He had conviction and didn’t join in the left’s outrageous celebration of Thatcher’s death. For all that, I mourn his passing. RIP

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    Your either in front of Guido or in bed says:

    Somebody get Fawkes out his pit and tell him Tony Benn is dead.

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    The age old defence of the arsehole monkeys to gag criticism ,if you show disgust it’s because you are a ‘Latent homo’ , there is no such thing ,it’s just psychobabble !

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Yes who could forget classic quotes from Tony Benn:

    “Nuclear power will be too cheap to meter”

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    RIP Tony Benn says:

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    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Must have been a late night

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    The Bucket says:

    Tony Benn has shuffled off his proletarian coil

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    Tony Benn says:

    I bet you all thought i was already dead, well i am now.

    By the way i closed more coal mines than Maggie Thatcher.

    P.S. Did i tell you that nuclear power will be too cheap to meter.

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    Satan says:

    Off to my special circle of hell reserved for hypocritical bastard millionaires who live their lives by lying to the poor whose taxes they demand at the threat of imprisonment and whose lives they blight and dreams they destroy through oppression and mediocre statism.

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    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    See, you reckoned without all-party fuckwittery re nuclear power

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    Glad to see the back of him says:

    Let’s all enjoy the moment.

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    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    Under Conservatives, each day the economy is creating 2,000 jobs with 89% going to British people.

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    UKIP for me says:

    The EU acts rather like a gangrene infection, it corrupts everything it touches because that is how it spreads it malignant influence. It finds and feeds the corrupt in order to better absorb each region it sets its malignant eyes on. The EU is nothing less than a deadly infection and needs to be eradicated with extreme prejudice if Europe is going to escape a new dark age.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Guido probably sprang up when he heard Tony’s dead.

    When he realised it was Tony Benn and not Tony Blair, he promptly went back to sleep :-)

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    Guido Fawkes says:

    Bob Crow, Tony Benn. Be afraid Owen Jones, be very afraid, the reaper is coming for you.

  165. 165
    Owen Jones says:

    But I haven’t had my CoCoPops yet!

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

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    The Second Viscount Stansgate says:

    I was nobody’s comrade. Just a selfish, egotistical bastard who liked people to stand up and clap when I marched about pretending to be at the vanguard of socialism and swivvelling my eyes at everything honest and decent.

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    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    They both shared a passion for closing down unprofitable coal mines, although Benn closed more.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    You obviously don’t remember much about the idiot. Benn thought he was the vanguard of modern Britain, yet he represented the opposite. His motorcycle factory lasted only a few years, and concorde was eventually scrapped as too expensive. His sole contibution seems to have be endless appearances on Question Time – big deal.

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    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Step forward Owen Jones to fill his boots.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    Steak and blowjob day.
    Equality for both men and women, because they both deserve a mouth full of meat

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    SC says:

    He spotted a fellow phoney

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    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    How did the EU job interview go Nick?

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    A two face champagne socialist………. :) He will not be missed!

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    Prasie be says:

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Takes one to know one :)

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    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    £4m Ugandan benefits cheat who claimed for 100 fake children demands asylum

    Hear ! Hear !

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    P says:

    He was a fucking tedious old bore. I listened to him speak for an hour once and there wasn’t a single coherent thought in his head. He could play a crowd, i’ll give him that, but when you later thought about what he’d said it was just mushy platitudes delivered in between a series of self-regarding affectations.

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    Un descamisado says:

    Tony Benn – conviction politician. Trouble is his convictions were all wrong and, as some idiots fell for them, dangerous. Quel tosseur.

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    Anonymous says:


    I trust you won’t succumb to penning an article about Tony Benn being a lovely man.

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    FFS they are grief stricken in North Korea today..

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    CND says:

    Yerrrs an archetypal smoke and mirrors politician

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    Mr Benn says:

    I never really liked dressing up – that was just an act for for the kiddywinks.

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    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Is that our Owen?

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    Stella Creasy says:

    But, but, anyone who complains about foreigners milking the benefits system is a racists. A racist I tell you. We should be celebrating her diversity.

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    Un descamisado says:

    Tony Benn – socialist intellectual. An oxymoron, surely.

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    Anonymous says:

    Tramp the dirt. The bloke was a complete cnut.

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    Hampstead says:

    No, those are the cheap seats. Owen is in the VIP enclosure these days.

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    Mrs Benn says:

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    We KNOW liblabcon are liars.. we can hope UKIP less so. says:

    It probably went down quicker than Hugh Grants trousers. .

    Just Boeing share prices being propped up while you sell sell sell!


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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    “demands asylum”

    I hear Broadmoor has a few spare places

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    Burn the Lisbon Treaty - NOW says:

    Well said.

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    Same as it ever was says:

    The twat should be hanged at the Tower with liebour cnuts forced to watch.

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    Fabians are EVIL says:

    I remember Benn coming to our school in Bristol ( St. Thoms) – circa 1968/9? puffing away on his pipe and spouting all sorts of empowering crap from the school stage. We duly responded by having sit down strikes in the playground and demanding all sorts of rights. To see the panic and confusion on our teachers faces was a pure delight.

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    And burn the treacherous filth who signed it.

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