March 13th, 2014

MPs Laughing at Cancer

Over £100, 000 was raised last night at the Sixteenth Annual Macmillan Cancer Support’s Parliamentary Palace of Varieties. The Daily Politics were there, though they missed Guido losing a bet to LibDem MP John Hemming that Fabricant, Gillan and Binley would slag off the PM in their turn. They didn’t, Hemming got Guido’s money which he very sportingly spent on brandy and port. Glasman and Jesse Norman were blowing their own trumpets once again, yet the star of the night was Lord Dobbs of Gilbert and Sullivan. Michael Fabricant in bunches is a sight you will struggle to forget…


63 Comments

  1. 1
    Guido is one of them now. says:

    Traitorous fucker.

  2. 2
    I'm paid by the EU and CCHQ to smear UKIP says:

    It’s an interesting story but I can’t see the obvious UKIP smear in this….

  3. 3
    Guido says:

    They were not invited.

  4. 4
    C.O.Jones says:

    It’s obvious he is not fussy about the company he keeps.

  5. 5
    Garfield says:

    Did they claim all their donations back on expenses, cannot remember the name but one claimed for a wreath on poppy day.

  6. 6
    Nigel Mirage says:

  7. 7
    Harman is at best dubious says:

    Be fair Gudio the idea was that they displayed some talent for something, so why should they have been.

  8. 8
    Dave, Ed'n'Nick says:

    We love the EU – and so should you. If you don’t, you’re a r@cist! And a Little Englander!

    http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kentish_gazette/news/shipping-container-is-home-to-14121/

  9. 9
    Questions of our time says:

    Is Akhmetov next ?

  10. 10
    dai amused says:

    the participants appear to have have found their true vAcation

  11. 11
    Michael Fabricant says:

    Do I have a blonde wig? well it just so happens.

  12. 12
    Waffer-thin excuse says:

    What was for pudding?

  13. 13
    Odessa says:

    I’ve read all his books. I Robot was pants.

  14. 14
    I'm paid by the EU and CCHQ to smear UKIP says:

    Ahhh, I think I’ve spotted the smear now, didn’t take long.

  15. 15
    Diana Abbott says:

    For pudding I had a late breakfast.

  16. 16
    Reasder says:

    If they wanted to raise money, for the right reasons, they could have written a cheque for ten grand each and then kept quiet about it. This is just egoism.

  17. 17
    close the door, it's cold inside says:

    So I’am a racist and a little Englander, who’s country seems to have the most of the peoples of the world heading to or living here, isn’t about time the countries that these people come from help their own people and not leave it to a country who has a soft spot for unloved cats and dogs and people from different lands who’s country folk and government doesn’t give a mothers fck about helping it’s people or creating jobs for them.

  18. 18
    Sir Paul Mcartney says:

    If I just gave my money to charity then I wouldn’t get a knighthood and a bucketful of free publicity for my new album.

  19. 19
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  21. 21
    Dave, Ed'n'Nick says:

    Look, shut up and keep paying your taxes, you little pleb. We’ve got to keep pissing money away, you know…

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26554649

  22. 22
    Bin Effiz Khalidmen says:

    ii. The authors themselves found a fiscal cost to the UK from migrants in the UK of £95 billion between
    1995 and 2011. This result can be found only in Table 5 at the end of their paper; the figure is not
    mentioned in their text and the abstract of their paper makes no mention of any fiscal cost at all.
    Furthermore, their findings show a net cost every year as illustrated below

  23. 23
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    I was thinking that, but about the politicians.

  24. 24
    Questions says:

    How come in Germany a bloke gets three and a half years in clink for tax evasion and in the UK you get to stand on the naughty step?

  25. 25
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    We need more immigrants: they are the bedrock of our Postal Voters society.

  26. 26
    Cast Iron Dave says:

    My Hero

  27. 27
    Fishy says:

    Balls

  28. 28
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Serves the stupid fucker right :-)

  29. 29
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Because the Krauts are fascist automatons?

  30. 30
    It costs 35k a year to keep a criminal in a jail says:

    Factor in the cost of crime which non native Britons commit and it is much worse.

  31. 31
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    They have become their own Spitting Image characters.

  32. 32
    The Complete Twat in Number 10 says:

    Bumped into Tony Blair on my visit to the Middle East. We had a great laugh about telling lies to the electorate! Toodle pip.

  33. 33
    Diane Fatbott says:

    WWWAAAAAAACCCCCIIIIIISSSTTTT !!!

  34. 34
    was it something I said? says:

    Lucky they didn’t cut his fucking throat. No doubt Plod will want a word with him when he gets back too. Sooo… these 4 AKs? … essential humanitarian aid you say? …

    Stupid c*unt.

  35. 35
    was it something I said? says:

    I went to a Childline charidee thing with the missus years ago. Somebody had bought a table.

    It seems like most of these charidees are just a mechanism to give the ladies something to do while their husband runs GlobalCorp or whatever.

    I’d be amazed if 10% of the money spent on frocks and taxis and venue hire and bags of freebie handouts and raffles and fuck knows what else made it to the charities in question after ‘costs’ had been deducted.

  36. 36
    close the door, it's cold inside says:

    Danegeld for being a good government despite having enough oil to lubricate all the wheels in it’s own country, it’s found a way to have more via our corrupt politicians, we are not a world leader anymore all that has been destroyed by politician’s incompetence and corruption, time to look inwards to our country and get it sorted out on our own, we can still export and don’t need the extra EU corruption and laws telling us how to run our own country while they piss themselves laughing at us following EU dictates.

  37. 37
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Shouldn’t you be more concerned with why it costs £35K a year to keep someone in jail rather than who is in our jails.

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Funny old world.

    Blair shags Wendy.
    Rebek@h texts Tony.
    Tony meets Cameron.
    Cameron hires Coulson.
    Rebek@h shags Coulson.
    Cameron texts Rebek@h xxx
    Rebek@h and Coulson in court.
    Camerons brother hired to defend Rebek@h
    The digger divorces disgraceful Wendi
    Guid0 is hired by the fully erect Digger.

    But who goes to jail ?

  39. 39
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Those are plaits, not bunches.

  40. 40
    Big Brother says:

    I have turned the entire country into a prison.

  41. 41
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    The antics of our MPs are usually about as funny as cancer.

  42. 42
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Yes, and as such they have a fairly clear and rational tax system. Ours is like a madwoman’s knitting, so it is hard to tell whether somebody is criminally evading tax or is merely baffled.

  43. 43
    Londoner says:

    A single entry adult ticket to London Zoo costs £24.00.

    That is too much, in my view.

  44. 44
    Ed E Izzard says:

    Would you recommend his Foundation ?

  45. 45
    House says:

    MPs are a cancer in our public life

  46. 46
    was it something I said? says:

    Don’t go then.

    Problem solved.

    Anything else we can help you with?

  47. 47
    Ian Duncan Shit says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget. I may now be the only person who believes this.

  48. 48
    Beast says:

    Fabicant must be the only person who has entered a wig makers with a photo of Boris and said
    “I’ll have one like that but in nylon!”

  49. 49
    Big Bullshitting Con says:

    I do not support cancer charities.

  50. 50
    Malice says:

    Why do Englishmen like dressing as girls?

  51. 51
    Auntie Beeb, lying slag says:

    Whatever the EU tells us to say.

  52. 52
    broderick crawford says:

    + one million anonymous

    and the answer is ; nobody ( goes to jail )because every one is part of the oligarchic kleptocracy .

  53. 53
    broderick crawford says:

    didn t some claim for a POPPY on Poppy Day ?

  54. 54
    broderick crawford says:

    Cocks in Frocks that s why .

  55. 55
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    Doesn’t Fabricant look ridiculous in a wig ?

  56. 56
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    I can’t get the shoes .

  57. 57
    Tom Catesby says:

    Didn’t think there was any decency left in our political class.
    at least it was a good effort to raise money for a good cause, so fair play for that.

  58. 58
    Cheeky Monkey North of Watford says:

    You can come oop North an’ see my munkey for less Londoner, by eck.

  59. 59
    ned ludd says:

    Oh f,king puhlees!

  60. 60
    No conscience says:

    ..The last thing a cancer charity wants, is a cure; end of charity!
    Charities and the spirit of charity has all but gone,save for a few deluded souls,and become high pay businesses,on the back of suffering!..In fact,how do these conners’ sleep at night?
    I would be happy to be proved wrong,but after nearly a lifetime of seeing how charities have changed,it does make you wonder!
    However,i do give to wateraid,and,i bought some stuff in a charity shop today!

  61. 61
    Rome burns! says:

    ….Your opening statement was correct,sir!

  62. 62
    Jack Ketch says:

    Ed balls claimed for wreaths, TWICE.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5380085/MPs-expenses-Ed-Ballss-claim-for-Remembrance-Sunday-wreaths.html

    Adrian Bailey, Labour MP for West Bromwich claimed for a poppy and for parking for going to a service–a total of £3.15

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Guido did you notice how ‘Binley’ looks very much like Bob Neill MP?!! – no wonder John Hemming took your money….


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