March 12th, 2014

Tony’s Texts to Rebekah

A clingy sounding Mr Tony coaches Rebekah through her select committee appearance:



  1. 1 says:

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    Sent from my BlackBerry® PlayBook™www.blackberry.comFrom: “Guy Fawkes’ blog” <>To: “” <>Sent: 12 March 2014 13:41Subject: [New post] Tony’s Texts to Rebekah

    WikiGuido posted: ”



    • 6
      Sir Francis Urquhart says:

      You may say that but I couldn’t possibly comment.


    • 20
      Muzz Abbitt's Bloomers says:

      Cheeky! 💋💋


    • 21
      IT Thicko says:

      I think you could have just posted – Sent from my BlackBerry® PlayBook – to prove you are an IT tard.


    • 30
      CSS and Worpress says:



      • 39
        broderick crawford says:

        who but a retarded urangutang begins an email to a VERY frequent email contact with the words ” Hi it’s……Tony “??

        Unkess the recipient is in a place between Cloud Nine and Cloud Cuckoo Land she will realise who the sender us a) by recognition of the VERY familiar email address b) by the content and c) by the salutation …..
        that s assuming he remebers his own name …

        And this person was once Manager –UK PLC …. the mind boggles .


    • 46
      Baroness ashton ate my beaver says:

      Hello my name is dave and i have an iQ of 50
      my phycopotist told me she was amased cause she thougt it wid be lower than that

      then i told her i believe yanks
      and she laffed and said dave that is the funny thing you have ever said

      she told me she wet herself

      she told me she thinks i wid fit in very well over there


  2. 2
    Vlad the G(r)8 says:

    RIDL (Rolling In the Dock, Laughing)


    • 14
      Peter Grimes says:

      Will there be further revelations along the lines of ‘lol’ or are the kisses an even better indication of the clandestine relationship between the flame-haired Ms Brookes and Saint Tone of Moneypots?


      • 18
        Mitch says:

        Some of these texts seem dis-jointed? Like there’s some missing?


      • 22
        got the t shirt says:

        If you’ve got a redhead in your life you know they’re a right royal pain the arse, but, at the end of the day, well worth the trouble and eye watering expense.


      • 40
        broderick crawford says:

        Wendi jealousy level rising . Preparing the Samurai sword.


        • 50
          The Chinese Cake of Doom says:

          Hi, Blodelick: you Norwayman? Hahaha Crawfjord, see! Any place, Wendi is a Chink, likee me. Samurai is Jap. Many people no see any diffelence; many people thick as skunkstink.


    • 23
      Dorkass says:

      Rebekah invites the question what she knows first hand of Tony’s bum. (Do stop salivating Peter).


  3. 3
    Fire up the Quattro says:

    Leave it to me. I’ll get you off.


  4. 4
    Tony Blair says:

    I’m a pretty straight sorta guy.


  5. 5
    BBC says:

    Only David Cameron is cosy with Brooks. Not anyone in the Liebour Party!


  6. 8
    cigpapers says:

    What do you expect from some vile, racist multiculturalist like Toerag Bliar?


  7. 9
    Ross Kemp says:

    Being married to Becks prepared me to face extreme anger across the globe.


  8. 10
    Harriet Harmskids says:

    Tonight, our friends are coming round to watch Three Men and a Baby.

    Coincidentally, that’s also the title of a film.


  9. 12
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls


  10. 15
    Owen Jones says:

    Tony Blair wasn’t real Labour I mean yeh we elected him as leader then cheered and sang songs when he won elections and never said a dicky bird whilst he was in charge but he wasn’t Labour.
    In fact wasn’t he in the Conservative party?
    Sorry must go there is a muddy puddle needs stirring.


    • 17
      Fuck Labour says:

      Owen, how can I put this? Shall I write several paragraphs to articulate my feelings? Or shall I be more concise?

      I will opt for the latter.

      Get fucked you snot nosed little c-unt.


  11. 19
    Tony Blair Envoy of Piss says:

    I wish I had heard of this when I was buying my Industrial document shredders –


  12. 24
    Food For Questions? (AGAIN) says:


  13. 25
    Handycock says:

    Call those text messages. Yout should see the ones I send out.


  14. 26
    Legal Eagle says:

    assume you have quality QC advice?

    Yes,I left Cherie out of it.


  15. 31
    The Hague says:

    “I’m no good on police stuff”

    That’s something we could put right for you Mr Bliar.


  16. 36
    aurora borealis says:

    Hmm. Is that the sort of advice he charges such a lot of money for – hardly seems worth it does it?


  17. 38
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    hilarious. assume you have quality QC advice? says Blair as his friend trots off to an interview meanwhile Labour started the dismantling of the criminal justice system and you’d be lucky to get a QC!

    I notice he didn’t recommend Cherie.


  18. 43
    Things would only get better says:

    Wouldn’t the world be a happier place if Blair vacated it?


  19. 44
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    They’re a fine pair, aren’t they?


  20. 47
    Pass the sick bucket. says:

    Let’s stick to tomorrow. Can’t wait. xx. Puke!

    Has sleazy B.liar just voted for her twice?


  21. 48
    The B.liar witch cunt is it project. says:

    Rebeka. As long as you confuse everyone you will get away with murder. Look at me I should be in the Hague answering for my war crimes.

    Can’t wait to shag you!

    Lots of Love

    Desperate Tone xxxxxxxxxxx


  22. 53
    R Murdoch says:

    Hi its Rupert, some smug twat has been shagging my wife, and my Editor.


  23. 56
    Geordieboy says:

    Fuck us Tony right in the ginge minge.


  24. 57
    Becca says:

    Oooooh Tony, just in the right place when you’re needed.


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