March 12th, 2014

Tony’s Texts to Rebekah


  1. 1
    Vlad the G(r)8 says:

    RIDL (Rolling In the Dock, Laughing)

  2. 2
    Fire up the Quattro says:

    Leave it to me. I’ll get you off.

  3. 3
    Tony Blair says:

    I’m a pretty straight sorta guy.

  4. 4
    BBC says:

    Only David Cameron is cosy with Brooks. Not anyone in the Liebour Party!

  5. 5
    Sir Francis Urquhart says:

    You may say that but I couldn’t possibly comment.

  6. 6
    BBC/Guardian/Labour says:

    Ashcroft started PIE!

  7. 7
    cigpapers says:

    What do you expect from some vile, racist multiculturalist like Toerag Bliar?

  8. 8
    Ross Kemp says:

    Being married to Becks prepared me to face extreme anger across the globe.

  9. 9
    Harriet Harmskids says:

    Tonight, our friends are coming round to watch Three Men and a Baby.

    Coincidentally, that’s also the title of a film.

  10. 10
    Ross Kemp says:

    danger even

  11. 11
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

  12. 12
    Well 'ard says:

    I was a better actor than you though.

  13. 13
    Peter Grimes says:

    Will there be further revelations along the lines of ‘lol’ or are the kisses an even better indication of the clandestine relationship between the flame-haired Ms Brookes and Saint Tone of Moneypots?

  14. 14
    Owen Jones says:

    Tony Blair wasn’t real Labour I mean yeh we elected him as leader then cheered and sang songs when he won elections and never said a dicky bird whilst he was in charge but he wasn’t Labour.
    In fact wasn’t he in the Conservative party?
    Sorry must go there is a muddy puddle needs stirring.

  15. 15
    Cot Dotton says:

    No, you were right the first time.

  16. 16
    Fuck Labour says:

    Owen, how can I put this? Shall I write several paragraphs to articulate my feelings? Or shall I be more concise?

    I will opt for the latter.

    Get fucked you snot nosed little c-unt.

  17. 17
    Mitch says:

    Some of these texts seem dis-jointed? Like there’s some missing?

  18. 18
    Tony Blair Envoy of Piss says:

    I wish I had heard of this when I was buying my Industrial document shredders –

  19. 19
    Muzz Abbitt's Bloomers says:

    Cheeky! 💋💋

  20. 20
    IT Thicko says:

    I think you could have just posted – Sent from my BlackBerry® PlayBook – to prove you are an IT tard.

  21. 21
    got the t shirt says:

    If you’ve got a redhead in your life you know they’re a right royal pain the arse, but, at the end of the day, well worth the trouble and eye watering expense.

  22. 22
    Dorkass says:

    Rebekah invites the question what she knows first hand of Tony’s bum. (Do stop salivating Peter).

  23. 23
    Food For Questions? (AGAIN) says:

  24. 24
    Handycock says:

    Call those text messages. Yout should see the ones I send out.

  25. 25
    Legal Eagle says:

    assume you have quality QC advice?

    Yes,I left Cherie out of it.

  26. 26
    Dorkass says:

    As in straight up to the elbow. Known in France as a quenelle.

  27. 27
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    12:48 Breakfast !!!!

    Were you smacked off your tits last night like most of your voters?

  28. 28
    ISO 9001 says:

    QC – Quality Control ?

  29. 29
    CSS and Worpress says:


  30. 30
    The Hague says:

    “I’m no good on police stuff”

    That’s something we could put right for you Mr Bliar.

  31. 31
    Cafe Roots says:

    Angela Eagle likes her eggs unfertilised.

  32. 32
    Angry Mob with Pitchforks says:

    No need.

  33. 33
    Rhythm Kitchen - Westfield says:

    Two timing cow.

  34. 34
    Beryl the Berker says:

    K weers Central hackcherly.

  35. 35
    aurora borealis says:

    Hmm. Is that the sort of advice he charges such a lot of money for – hardly seems worth it does it?

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Fah quenelle

  37. 37
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    hilarious. assume you have quality QC advice? says Blair as his friend trots off to an interview meanwhile Labour started the dismantling of the criminal justice system and you’d be lucky to get a QC!

    I notice he didn’t recommend Cherie.

  38. 38
    broderick crawford says:

    who but a retarded urangutang begins an email to a VERY frequent email contact with the words ” Hi it’s……Tony “??

    Unkess the recipient is in a place between Cloud Nine and Cloud Cuckoo Land she will realise who the sender us a) by recognition of the VERY familiar email address b) by the content and c) by the salutation …..
    that s assuming he remebers his own name …

    And this person was once Manager –UK PLC …. the mind boggles .

  39. 39
    broderick crawford says:

    Wendi jealousy level rising . Preparing the Samurai sword.

  40. 40
    broderick crawford says:

    ‘ oi Grant … you still ( to coin your own phrase when behind the Queen Vic bar ) ” fit as a butcher s dog ” ??

  41. 41
    broderick crawford says:

    shall we compare thee to a summer s day ?

    Er no .

  42. 42
    Things would only get better says:

    Wouldn’t the world be a happier place if Blair vacated it?

  43. 43
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    They’re a fine pair, aren’t they?

  44. 44
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    He won’t jump. Someone will have to push him.

  45. 45
    Baroness ashton ate my beaver says:

    Hello my name is dave and i have an iQ of 50
    my phycopotist told me she was amased cause she thougt it wid be lower than that

    then i told her i believe yanks
    and she laffed and said dave that is the funny thing you have ever said

    she told me she wet herself

    she told me she thinks i wid fit in very well over there

  46. 46
    Pass the sick bucket. says:

    Let’s stick to tomorrow. Can’t wait. xx. Puke!

    Has sleazy B.liar just voted for her twice?

  47. 47
    The B.liar witch cunt is it project. says:

    Rebeka. As long as you confuse everyone you will get away with murder. Look at me I should be in the Hague answering for my war crimes.

    Can’t wait to shag you!

    Lots of Love

    Desperate Tone xxxxxxxxxxx

  48. 48
    crow falls off perch says:

    Follow me. I ate too many pies.

  49. 49
    The Chinese Cake of Doom says:

    Hi, Blodelick: you Norwayman? Hahaha Crawfjord, see! Any place, Wendi is a Chink, likee me. Samurai is Jap. Many people no see any diffelence; many people thick as skunkstink.

  50. 50
    The Chinese Cake of Doom says:

    Mr Ishmael construes Tone’s claim as “I’m a pretty, straight sort of guy.” What a difference a comma makes.

  51. 51
    Dreary Steeples says:

    Do you ever eat at home?.

  52. 52
    R Murdoch says:

    Hi its Rupert, some smug twat has been shagging my wife, and my Editor.

  53. 53
    Geordieboy says:

    Farquhar, Farquhar, where are you, you silly Farquhar?

  54. 54
    Geordieboy says:

    Diane says my shit will stink even more after eggs Benedict. Log in the bog time.

  55. 55
    Geordieboy says:

    Fuck us Tony right in the ginge minge.

  56. 56
    Becca says:

    Oooooh Tony, just in the right place when you’re needed.

  57. 57
    Becca says:

    But what would Wendi say if she knew?

  58. 58
    Becca says:

    Or ‘slot gob’ for that matter.

  59. 59
    Simple Simon says:

    I like pies me.

  60. 60
    Simple Simon says:

    I you suggesting he should be dead?

  61. 61
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    Simple Simon
    met a pieman
    going to the fair
    Simple Simon said to the pieman
    what have you got there?

    “Pies, you c­u­nt.”

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