March 12th, 2014

DPMQs LIVE: EU Love-in Edition

Q1 Naomi Long (Belfast East)

Q2 Sir Alan Beith (Berwick-upon-Tweed)

Q3 Andrew George (St Ives)

Q4 Mr Peter Bone (Wellingborough)

Q5 Mr John Whittingdale (Maldon)

Q6 Mark Pawsey (Rugby)

Q7 Lilian Greenwood (Nottingham South)

Q8 Geoffrey Clifton-Brown (The Cotswolds)

Q9 Andrew Selous (South West Bedfordshire)

Q10 David T. C. Davies (Monmouth)

Q11 John Woodcock (Barrow and Furness)

Q12 Meg Hillier (Hackney South and Shoreditch)

Q13 Penny Mordaunt (Portsmouth North)

Comments in the comments please…


105 Comments

  1. 1
    Ed Miliband says:

    I’ll give you a referendum, unless I won’t.

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    • 28
      coeur_de_lion says:

      ‘We’ll introduce a Bankers Bonus Tax to pay for………….’

      …..every fucking policy you ever trot out Harriet, it can’t pay everything. And getting murdered by Nick Clegg is pretty embarrassing.

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      • 57
        Clegg the Cockeroach says:

        Cracking Job by H Harmskids,not, she really is a total dick.

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        • 69
          RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

          The list of questions are not always accurate, no mention above of Ronnie the Tw*t, Blyth, on the above list.

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    • 91
      Ed Milliband says:

      If Euan Sutherland of the CoOp had given Ed’s statement on the referendum today this is what he would have said.

      “I will never give you a referendum, I won’t.”

      —————————————————-

      I’ll give you a referendum, unless I won’t.

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    • 94
      Victoria Nuland says:

      Fuck the EU

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  2. 2
    Ed Moribund says:

    Inward not outward. In Europe not upside down. Round and around not sideways and frontsides. The case for Europe is clear! I will {cover mouth with hand and whisper] mfffshhhs blippy blohhghssd timn.
    That is my clear position.

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  3. 3
    Vince says:

    Where’s Dave?

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    • 27
      Bath House Barry says:

      My fellow fags, Cast Iron Dave and dual-citizen Ed Miliband are doing a hell of a job. For Israel.

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    • 35
      Morgan's Organ says:

      Why do we have to have our eardrums pierced by Harrigan Harwoman PIE and her husband Top Croney BBC shouting in the background together with the LimpDim Calamity Clegg posing and postulating. Come Dave quick.

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  4. 4
    Garfield says:

    Clegg “occupied Palestinian territories” another libdem raghead lover.

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  5. 5
    Pundit says:

    Elvis has entered the building.

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  6. 7
    Peter Bone says:

    Will the PM please keep Mrs Bone happy and prevent her going to jail for fraud?

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  7. 8
    Pundit says:

    PIE fight !

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  8. 9
    Round the Bend says:

    Custard PIE in the face for Harriet the hypocrite.

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  9. 10
    THE BBC HAS LEARNED...... says:

    That PIE = 3.142

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  10. 11
    Fuck Labour says:

    That p*edo supporting c-unt has a lot of nerve to show her face.

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    • 59
      Clegg the Cockeroach says:

      Say what you mean don’t pussy foot about, if it looks like a c unt it is a c unt.

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  11. 12
    Fuck Labour says:

    Credit where it’s due, Clegg is quite good at PMQs.

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    • 15
      Ed Moribund says:

      And he’s always up against Batty Hattie. Makes
      He could beat her if he was on a webcam in his bath.

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  12. 13
    M102 says:

    F’uck me Belsen Burnham is wearing more makeup than Harman and Cooper.

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  13. 14
    Rid us of this turbulent p'edo says:

    Keep it up Hattie, you filthy fiddler.

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  14. 15
    Garfield says:

    Free school meals I thought that was understood to be disaster.

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  15. 17
    Questions of our time says:

    Is Hattie speaking on behalf of PIE or Labour ?

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  16. 18
    M102 says:

    What’s she doing with her left arm? Does she think she’s a rapper?

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  17. 19
    Fuck Labour says:

    Good job from Clegg on mentioning Labour’s record on Mid Staffs.

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  18. 21
    Go Cleggy Go says:

    Bloody Hell. Cleggy is giving Harman a reet good kicking.

    A joy to behold.

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  19. 23
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    Harperson is truly pathetic.

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  20. 24
    Labour PIE checklist says:

    Bad:

    Banker bonus
    Food banks
    Bedroom Tax

    Good:

    Child abuse

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  21. 25
    Mrs Harpersons Boys says:

    It’s all PIE in the sky darlings.

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    • 105
      Hugh Janus says:

      I had a canvasser for Labour around the other day. I’d just finished some baking for dinner and was in an unusually ebullient mood. Despite my lack of hostility to what around here is basically a party of mongs this twit beat a hasty retreat from my doorstep. I can’t think what I did to scare him off.

      I only got as far as saying, “Hello, there. Would you like a slice of pie…?” before he legged it.

      *innocent face*

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  22. 26
    Harriet should resign says:

    Resign.

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  23. 28
    Fuck Labour says:

    Is that talentless c-unt Ayesha Hazarika still writing Harpic’s awful jokes?

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    • 36
      was it something I said? says:

      Possibly. Is there any evidence Harman has tried to be funny?

      No?

      Still possible.

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  24. 30
    Fuck Labour says:

    I usually don’t like Clegg but in fairness the bloke does good at PMQs.

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  25. 33
    Round the Bend says:

    Tributes to Bob Crow – FFS

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  26. 34
    Jon Snowbird says:

    BONE

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  27. 37
    Garfield says:

    Well all in all Clegg gave Harman a right pasting.

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  28. 38
    Hair of the4 dog says:

    Crikey.

    Whittingdale has got the DTs in a bad way

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  29. 41
    Ain't nothing but a lapdog says:

    Clegg missed:

    At least we didn’t sign L’isbon without proper consultation of the British people.

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    • 45
      was it something I said? says:

      They (Liberals) did renege on a referendum too. It went to a vote at the HoC. Labour and Liberals reneged and Cameron and the Tories (in fairness) voted for a referendum.

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  30. 42
    Garfield says:

    Ronnie Campbell is he really thick as he sounds.

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  31. 43
    Round the Bend says:

    Is Heidi Alexander wanting more pay for nurses so she can offered more cream cakes.

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  32. 44
    Nick Clegg, Cockroach-in-Chief, Pervs Я Us says:

    It’s the DP bit of DPMQ that I really enjoy.

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  33. 47
    Mitch says:

    Perkins is a w@nker, never seen him in Chesterfield

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  34. 49
    M102 says:

    North Koreans have enough on their plate without getting BBC radio as well. They would probably find it too left wing :)

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  35. 51
    helpful suggestion to the Tories says:

    Commit yourselves to a proper EU referendum and mean it.
    The election will be in the bag.

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  36. 53
    Labour.The party who introduced Tuiton fees even though they said they would not says:

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    • 56
      are you forgetting says:

      Labour introduced tuition fees.

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      • 58
        C.O.Jones says:

        And then they upped the fees nearly tenfold. Hypocrites!

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      • 60
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

        They also presided over a record rise in youth unemployment to over 1 million during a so called boom.

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        • 68
          was it something I said? says:

          They created 1,000,000 public sector jobs overnight in 2001/2. That cohort of graduates doesn’t know they were born. All of them now over a decade into their job for life. Wondering why kids only a year or two younger than them have no career and can’t afford a house.

          That million, on a graph of frequency ‘v’ age in the public sector, are like a snake that swallowed a brake disc.

          The downside is that all that money borrowed to create that miracle for the 1,000,000 2001/2002 graduates was money that couldn’t be spent giving jobs to any graduates since. Hence record youth unemployment in the middle of an alleged ‘boom’.

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      • 61
        M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

        So they did one good thing in the 13 years of bedlam.

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      • 63
        Jack Ketch says:

        No wonder Labour buggered up kid’s education, they don’t want people to learn any history. Over and over again the worms deny the things that their party has done, like the Labour twat at PMQs asking what is to be done about Syria when his own party voted against any action a year ago.

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      • 71
        Bob says:

        and bedroom tax.

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    • 88
      Fantastic Mr Fox says:

      What a f*ck*ng chickenshit politician you are Harrison. Tweeting rather than debating.

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      • 100
        Quack, cluck, moo says:

        You are forgetting chicken shit is a valuable source of fertiliser for cabbage heads.

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  37. 54
    Mitch says:

    Are schools supposed to have a full A+E unit, just in case?

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  38. 62
    Barraco Barner says:

    Nigel would get a big treat if he checks out the contents of my lunchbox.

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  39. 67
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    A Labour EU finger of fudge is full of sugary bollocks and very easy to tweet :-)

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  40. 70
    Fishy says:

    Is Angela Eagle a serious politician?

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  41. 80
    Ed Miliband says:

    I shall now be known as Fudge Ed.

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  42. 89
    Cut cock is so much tastier says:

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    • 99
      Foxie says:

      Which is a bit odd. He doesn’t support a two state nation at home.

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    • 102
      Quack, cluck, moo says:

      But for crying out loud, don’t mention East Jerusalem or settlements.

      If the locals can’t build any more settlements, perhaps they can be shipped over here to help with our housing ‘crisis’.

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  43. 92
    Financial Fred says:

    I notice Peter Bone is still asking questions. Have the CPS decided what action to take in
    relation to his generous financial arrangements with Northamptonshire Social Services. I feel
    It should be known as a Boneloan. Generous rates with no need to payback.

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  44. 93
    The British Public says:

    It’s getting the the point with these mongs in Westminster not listening to the public that we need a referendum on whether to abolish Parliament

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  45. 95
    Nemesis says:

    When I see that treacherous slimy twat Clegg standing in as PM and with the usual smirk on his face I could vomit. The Lib Dems have power that massively exceeds their votes and it just highlights what a disgusting setup this Lib/Con farce is. I hope beyond hope that they are annihilated at the next election to such an extent that no matter who wins they will be unable to offer any support. They really are the party of traitors, arse lickers and opportunists.

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    • 101
      Foxie says:

      In most recent by and local elections, the LibDums have been obliterated and the Cons have come a distant third, fourth or fifth…

      Lab is on reduced majorities with that Purple and Yellow party coming second or, as in Haverhill, a decisive FIRST (UKIP won the Borough Council seat with 54% and the Town Council seat with 64% of the vote).

      Looks like your wish is going to come true.

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Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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