March 10th, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    Hugh Janus says:

    Utter bollox!


  2. 3
    Sue Denim says:

    P**ing myself laughing.


    • 8
      Sue Denim says:

      Have you ever noticed that it is alright for women to use men’s toilets (because the queue is shorter) but if a man went into the ladies all hell would break out.


      • 17
        jgm2 says:

        Use the disabled toilets. There’s never a queue for them.

        For what it’s worth I think planes should have a urinal. There’s nothing worse than bursting for a piss and having to queue behind women clutching a fucking make-up bag.


      • 95
        SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

        Too late, a pub was sued for not allowing trannies to use the ladies!


      • 102
        Myfanwy says:

        Sue the poor chap would probably get ravished if there were more than a couple of females in the female toilets, are the women would not be able to stop laughing when the solitary man (not realising women were in) took his “manhood” out pointed into the pot to relieve himself.


      • 114
        Jacqueline Dromey says:

        No, it works for me


      • 141
        Big John says:

        Sorry to interrupt, just checking my diary… when is “International Mens’ Day”?


  3. 5
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Miliband needs to address the woman problem in the Trades Union leadership.

    He needs to stand up to vile male dinosaurs like McCluskey,Crow & Serwotka and tell them they must stand down in favour of women selected from an all-women shortlist.

    Or is it do as i say and not as i do for Labour’s paymasters!


  4. 6
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Miliband should call on the government to abolish the telly tax, so as to ease the cost of living for the poor and squeezed middle :-)


    • 68
      Dorkass says:

      He’s still trying to find where the government lives and to work up the courage to go and knock on its door.


    • 127
      Myfanwy says:

      Unfortunately, the Beeb being the state owned broadcaster has to broadcast various edicts and government thoughts from Dave & Co. Sky and Fox broadcasts more or less the thoughts of The Master, anyone who is not on message is out and anyone who does not live up to the Sky ethos is out.


      • 147
        Gerbil 7 says:

        You’re drunk.
        The Beeb does whatever its left wing masters want and if anybody doesn’t toe the leftist line they they are out.
        I don’t care what Sky or Fox do as I don’t have to pay for them.


        • 157
          Myfanwy says:

          Neither am I bothered about Sky or Fox do really, I wouldn’t subscribe to them anyway. Don’t forget there have been Tory MPs that worked for the Beeb, there was one in the late 50’s, I think he became a minister ( can not remember his name it’s my age )


  5. 10
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The minimum wage not immigration is the cause of high unemployment.

    Germany (without a minimum wage) consistently has a much lower unemployment rate than the UK/USA .

    This clearly shows that the minimum wage is a jobs destroyer. It discourages firms from taking on young workers. It also encourages them to offshore jobs to China & India or to move to more automation.

    It’s high time both the UK and USA abolished the minimum wage so we can get unemployment, especially youth unemployment, down.


    • 12
      Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

      But, but WE introduced the minimum wage.

      It’s sheer genius.


    • 135
      Myfanwy says:

      So, explain why in the 80’s there was so much unemployment at times hundreds of thousands were made redundant at a time, there was no minimum wage, I know the unemployment didn’t really touch Londonistan but it will next time round, just think of all those foreign banks in London, they could move anywhere in the world, London is reliant on the finance industry, if that goes what happens then.


      • 149
        Gerbil 7 says:

        Because the state shrunk in size and the Government of the day decided that it was no longer going to prop up failing businesses with taxper’s money.
        Were you alive in the 80’s or have you just read a Labour/Guardian/BBC webpage?


        • 156
          Myfanwy says:

          Of course I was alive then dear, 35-45 as a matter of fact I live in South Yorkshire sunbeam from Nottingham southwards there was little effect but note how that has shrunk much further south knocking on the border of the M25, if the captains of the finance industry in Londonistan decide to up sticks as they are quite capable of doing what would Londonistan do then.


  6. 11
    Nick Cledge says:

    Lib Dems Prepare for Oblivion, you’ll be able to reach me on Bruxelles 417852. Don’t ring to early I like a lie in…


    • 14
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      So Labour are going down the same eco-loony tax bombshell route the Lib Dems are:

      Vote Lib/Lab for higher petrol prices

      Vote Lib/Lab for higher electricity and gas bills

      Vote Lib/Lab for higher council tax

      Vote Lib/Lab for higher income tax

      Vote Lib/Lab for more raids on your pension

      Bye bye Lib/Lab :-)


      • 24
        Screwed Taxpayer says:

        Vote Con to keep the Deficit running — the 2010 Tory Manifesto said the bulk of it would be eliminated by 2015.

        Fucking Dave & Co. have doubled the National Debt to £1.4 TRILLION

        The ConLabLibbers are all virtually the same financial incompetents


        • 28
          Indian Urban Spaceman says:

          Thanks for the cash Dave — I’ve bought a new Merc and a BMW with it — I thought I’d better keep the G ermans in jobs.

          P.S. Fuck all the lower caste shits in India.


        • 30
          A soon to be expat says:

          Thats what you get when the tosser thats running the countries finances only qualifications are a stint at folding towels for a posh supermarket and fucking degree in modern history.


          • jgm2 says:

            That’s nothing. You should see the damage that can be done by somebody with a degree in nothing more useful (useless) than Labour party history.

            What’s utterly depressing is that you’d think a student of Labour party history would be fully aware of the economic clusterfucks created by previous Labour administrations and would avoid them. Instead of repeating them. But with steroids this time.


          • Anonymous says:

            You mean BRown of course who had a degree in the Scottish Labour Party between two obscure fucking dates.


          • Myfanwy says:

            Balls was highly qualified and should have been able to advise Brown appropriately, now whether Brown would have been able to take the advice is another thing. As for Gideon, you missed inputting data for the NHS I wonder if the the NHS is still feeling the effects, could have gone into the family business, I wonder why he didn’t.


    • 15
      Sheffield says:

      Good fuckin riddance!


    • 59
      Anonymous says:

      Typo? Should be “like lying”


  7. 13
    Gerbil 7 says:

    Quotas and positive discrimination are the reason we have such a bunch of useless idiots in the House of Commons.


    • 21
      jgm2 says:

      Superficially yes. But the real blame lies with the voters.

      These imbeciles have only to fool a selection committee or have their mum, dad, husband, wife, brother or sister on the selection committee and, in large parts of the country, the electorate will then just rubber-stamp whichever ‘on-message’ jackass is put in front of them.

      This applies to all major parties.

      We, collectively, have no one to blame but ourselves.

      We, collectively, put up with this shit.

      I blame the voters.


      • 52
        Smokin Joe says:

        Its not the voters fault its the people who count the votes that decide on who governs.


      • 150
        Myfanwy says:

        jgm2, you have a point, a form of proportional representation would help, especially in one party states, one of the qualifications for standing for a constituency should be residence in the area of at least five years (that should stop the parachuting of party headquarters favourites which gets local parties very vexed). Ukip or any small party has a very hard time breaking into the big time, they at least can be a force for changing minds of government as UKip seems have done with Dave & Co.


      • 151
        Gerbil 7 says:

        To a point, I agree. It would only take one postal vote (ahem) to elect a moron however, the parties however, this also means that the main parties are taking the piss based on whichever set of rules they think we ought to have inflicted upon us – a good man for the job will be overlooked by a less than capable woman owing to the rules – see Jack Dromey.


  8. 19
  9. 20
    Graham says:

    I would prefer candidates to be selected by ability rather than sex. I would, however, exclude any candidate with an Oxbridge degree in PPE, and also anyone with a degree in Politics.It would also be a compulsory requirement to have had a real job in the real world.So let’s have a minimum age of 30 and compulsory retirement at 67 with no elevation to the Lords.


    • 25
      man on the street says:

      Spot on!


    • 29
      Gemma Jones 17 GCSEs says:

      What are real jobs in the real world?


      • 33
        Owen Jones Crabs says:

        Jobs! Real world! EEK!


        • 44
          woman in the street says:

          I don’t give a shit what sex a candidate is and
          think quotas are patronising.Ability should be the
          primary requirement for any job.


          • Baboon's arse says:

            Quite right, dear.


          • Twampersand mk III says:

            That counts out 95% of women then.

            Harpic, Blears, Mowlam, May, Fatbott, Jowell, Sally the Slapper, Flint, the Eagle brothers, etc, etc.

            All women in responsible positions that appear congenitally incompetent. Does anyone really think the country is a better place because of the ‘contributions’ of the quarter-wits mentioned above?


    • 153
      Myfanwy says:

      From memory, employers a few years when recruiting graduates as soon as they saw PPE on the CV the application was binned. I think the PPE basically a degree for those who are intending to suck on the pubilic teet as hard as they can.


  10. 23
    Britain's decline says:

    All women shortlists gave us the Eagle sisters, Barraco Barner, homosexual weddings, porn blocks, reduced motorway speed limits, dearer booze, ban page three, no smoking in cars, energy saving light bulbs, dawn raids and Baroness Ashton.


  11. 26
    Ctesibius says:

    I’m getting really sick of mugs parroting this rubbish spouted by the Liebour Party about ‘The Conservative’s women problem’. Why am I sick of it?

    1. It simply doesn’t exist.
    2. Even if it did, someone’s gender or sexuality is completely irrelevant to their ability to govern.

    Presumably if Millionaireband started spouting about ‘Cameron’s height problem’ (not enough dwarves in the Cabinet) or ‘Cameron’s hair colour crisis’ (not enough blondes in the Cabinet) Guido’s completely crap cartoonist would produce something to promote that ‘meme’.



    • 39
      Skeleton bob says:



    • 113
      Labour says:

      But we are screwed on the Economy, Education, the Environment, Immigration, Housing etc.

      Our focus groups tell us people are getting bored with the “class envy” agenda.

      So we are going with “wimmin” and the BBC will obediently lap up all of our press releases and make this a #1 story.

      Although it may put the focus back on those pædo sympathisers Harriet and Patsy, so we’ve told them to lie low for a few weeks.


    • 158
      Village Idiot says:

      ….The only requirement should be competence.Sadly lacking,i fear,as evidenced by the last 16years!…


  12. 32
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:



    • 38
      jgm2 says:

      Is it Remembrance Day already?

      I know I’m getting a bit forgetful but I’ve never had a six month blackout before.


    • 41
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      So Labour are going down the same eco-loony tax bombshell route the Lib Dems are:

      Vote Lib/Lab for higher petrol prices.

      Vote Lib/Lab for higher electricity and gas bills.

      Vote Lib/Lab for higher council tax.

      Vote Lib/Lab for higher income tax.

      Vote Lib/Lab for more raids on your pension.

      Bye bye Lib/Lab :-)


    • 48
      Skeleton bob says:

      What is the point of saving for a pension when you know for sure that sooner or later Labour will get in power and steal it.


    • 82

      The compulsory jobs guarantee scheme , that sounds interesting who is going to be compelled to find the jobs ,who is going to make the guarantees, and more to the point who is going to be compelled, and who will be doing the compelling and who will be compelled to accept these jobs.


      • 121
        Maximus says:

        There’s precedent. Millibandit’s Climate Change Act – the government will fine itself for not meeting statutory reductions in atmospheric plant food.


        • 128
          Anonymous says:

          My guess is small businesses will be compelled to take on a youngster at the minimum wage. Utter lunacy of course but when did that stop Labour?


          • SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

            Most small businesses would rather close their doors than be compelled to employ an illiterate , surly ,nihilistic ‘YOOT’! innit .


  13. 35
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP


  14. 36
    Old Timer says:

    And it was Tory MEN who stabbed Thatcher in the back.


  15. 43
    The ghost of Maggie says:

    At least they no they will be there on merit unlike Lab. — see Harman, Creasy, Reeves, Abbott etc etc or on Lord Rennard’s rating???


  16. 45
    Owen Jones says:

    Labour the party of ex communists and die hard socialists. Say no to Labour, vote Conservative.


    • 50
      Repentent Ralph Milliband says:

      Don’t split the anti labour vote – vote tory get labour —- UKIP


    • 51
      aurora borealis says:

      Well if you say yes to labour and vote bullyballs into no11 next time time he’s promising this morning to raid pensions to fund the creation of more government non jobs. Same old labour!! Same old tired failed ideas!!


    • 62

      There is no such thing as an EX communist !


  17. 47
    aurora borealis says:

    Gender shouldn’t have anything to do with it – Best man for the job and all that!


    • 60
      H Harmskids says:

      It will never happen, name a current politician who is the best man or woman for the job.Its all nepotism and contacts.
      It will be interesting when blairs son is selected as the “best” candidate in an extremely safe seat


    • 66

      Gender is a grammatical term ,nouns have genders, people have a sex.


      • 86
        Ctesibius says:

        No longer true.

        Transport for London in their travel planning define two genders, which are ‘male’ and ‘female’. BUT for TfL travel planning purposes they also insist there are no longer two, but actually nine sexes, which are:

        Hetro (sic)-sexual male
        Homosexual male
        Bisexual male
        Transgendered male
        Herero-sexual female
        Bisexual female
        Transgendered female.

        The ninth, I kid you not, is ‘Other, please specify’.

        This is taken from questionnaires they circulate. I was incredulous when I received this questionnaire. I questioned them about this and its relevance for transport planning and they were kind enough to reply to me and engaged in a correspondence. This continued until I asked them what the relevance of this was to transport planning, suggesting that I could see that there sitting down might be a problem for the recently transgendered.

        End of discussion.


        • 116
          SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

          No mention of those who ‘s objects of desire have four rather than two legs, or prefer vacuum cleaners ,thats BLATANT discrimination!!!


          • Ctesibius says:

            Well actually Size 14 they are considering such people although they were discriminated against by the Questionnaire. In my initial email to TfL I asked them who they had in mind for the ‘Other’ classification?

            I emailed to said that I could only think of b3sti@list, p@3dophil3 and n3crophili@c. I asked if they felt it was relevant to them that these ‘sexualities’ were illegal, and why they needed to canvas the opinions of people who practiced illegal ‘sex’ in order to run a better transport system. Finally I asked them to correct the spelling of ‘Hetro-sexual male’.

            They wrote back apologising for the spelling mistake, which they did correct, but saying that an investigation in to these levels of perversion (Necrophilia, remember!) was necessary in order to plan a transport system which could cater for all types of users. It was as this point that I said I couldn’t see why this mattered, except in the case of affecting the ability of the recently transgendered to sit down. They took great offence to THIS remark and terminated the correspondence.

            This did take place in the Ken Livingstone era rather than Boris. But you can see why a society so obsessed with sex that the state transport system in the capital city canvasses the opinions of people who want to have sex with corpses, cares about the sexual mix in a political party.


  18. 55
    The wonderful bankers says:

    You can’t say Lloyds bank are inefficient. Raised a complaint about their online credit card service in May last year. This morning I’ve been advised that they are ‘still looking into it’, and they’ll estimate a repair by June this year.
    All I want to see is my transactions online.

    Impressive. Give the boss a raise.


    • 94
      NSA/GCHQ says:

      We can see them clearly enough!


    • 107

      LLoyds Bank was quite efficient until their stupid management allowed Brown to persuade them to take over the Bank of Scotland and it’s toxic subsidiaries.
      A great ad for socialist interference !


  19. 56
    Sir William Wayde says:

    What percentage have degrees in waffly liberal-arts subjects?
    What percentage have ever had a proper job?
    What percentage went to state schools?
    What percentage understand reality?


  20. 57
    Joe90 says:

    So if it’s wrong for women to be under represented in Parliament, why is it acceptable for certain minority groups to be vastly over represented in Parliament?


  21. 58
    Communist Scum says:

    The UK’s Russian population should be liquidated.


  22. 67
    The BBC are cunts says:


  23. 78
    My cat just walked over the keyboard says:



  24. 80
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    And how many approved Tory candidates may I ask hail from Mars?


  25. 81
    M103 says:

    I might be hallucinating, but is there an advert for UNITE on here?


  26. 87
    The Voice of Reason says:

    There is no place for sex in the modern Tory Party.

    All extra marital liaisons are banned.


    • 92
      The Voice Of Dellusion says:

      Except bumsex that doesn’t count.


      • 105
        Ease the Quantity says:

        “Gay Marriage” means this rule applies to bumboys and lessies too.

        Just wait until the first wave of gay divorces hits the Courts.

        Judges wont know what has hit them.

        Nothing worse than a non straight scorned in love.

        Watch this space.


        • 110
          The Ukranians are revolting says:

          The thing with bumboys is that it is always self self self.

          Everything has to centre around them.

          That is the problem.


        • 115
          jgm2 says:

          The main problem in straight people’s divorces is the missus fucking off with the house, the car, half your money, half your pension, half your future earnings and all the kids.

          This is all allegedly for the sake of the kids and since gayists, in general, have no kids then I reckon gay ‘divorces’ will, on average, be much more straightforward.


          • A probing forensic question says:

            Spoken like a non lawyer !

            Hell hath no fury like…………

            Remember too kids are becoming a designer accessory for the rear entry brigade.

            A real Pandora’s Box for our non legally aided divorce courts.


          • SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

            Hell hath no fury like a catamite scorned!


          • Village Idiot says:

            …To me it seems like “job creation”;deliberate complicating of simple scenarios! …e.g. “Human rights”, great if you are a crim or illegal immy,or radicalised muzzy,not so for our disabled and elderly,which the “Nasty Party” seem to delight in victimising in a cruel,sadistic,callous way!


    • 106
      Twampersand mk III says:

      Bumsex is permitted by Dave.

      He’s done more than think about it.


  27. 93
    Clown (Ex Swivel-Eyed Loon) says:

    Jesus, Fawkes has gone all Common Purpose.


  28. 100

    The UK needs a much more progressive policy on women’s rights.
    And the rights of gays
    Saudi Arabia’s are rather attractive.


  29. 108
    Anonymous says:

    I would have thought a better cartoon would have been Labour promising jobs for kids paid for on the back of tax increases on pensioners and those saving for pensions and taxing the bankers bonus..YET AGAIN

    How many things is the bankers bonus now paying for?. This from a load of scumbags that always leave office with unemployment higher than they started even when they hose cash up the nearest wall and leave the economy in tatters. Of course Brown when further and sabotaged the economy as he left office.

    If you want Labour fine, vote for them but be prepared for the consequences.


    • 120
      Fidel from Cuba says:

      If you want political power it is a lot easier to acquire on the backs of millions of poor largely thick and uneducated people.

      Such people tend to be extremely gullible, seldom argue and tend to be extremely loyal.


    • 123
      jgm2 says:

      Banker’s bonuses are to Labour what North Sea oil is to the SNP.

      Limitless. Bottomless. A source of infinite cash. Enough money to fund every fucking imbecile promise* for ever.

      * Not subject to legitimate expectation.


      • 133
        SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

        That and ” asking the better off to share more of the burden “, great until the better off piss off, ask Hollonde !


        • 136
          Jane Birkin from Paris says:

          A poor couple in France buying a home for 100,000 euros now have to pay an extra 700 euros in taxes for the privilege.

          This is Socialism in action as it taxes the rich.


          • Duty Pedant says:

            This is Socialism in action as it taxes the rich penalises the middle class.


          • jgm2 says:

            The fact is that ‘the rich’ don’t have enough money to pay for politicians promises.

            Neither do the middle classes but that doesn’t stop politicians promising their money to buy votes.


    • 124
      Spot the Divvy says:

      Co-Op banker bonuses will be taxed while the Co-Op members continue to pay for Co-Op Labour MPs. Something is wrong here.


  30. 111
    Thank god for that says:

    “Nick Clegg forced to clarify post-election plans
    Spokesman says Liberal Democrat leader will remain in post until 2020, regardless of whether party forms another coalition”


  31. 137
    Gay Gordon McMental says:

    My vision for Scotland would involve English taxpayers providing the money that Scotland spends. It is very similar to my own case where I take taxpayers money for doing fuck all.


  32. 138
    Thinking Ben Franklin, for modern traitor Britain says:

    ‘They who would give up essential Liberty, to protect a little Russian black money, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.’


  33. 140
    Knob Ed says:

    We have decided to rename money trees as bankers bonuses. It sounds better.


  34. 143
    an awkward bastard says:

    This is all very interesting Mr Fawkes but what people really want to know is have Mr and Mrs Harman been arrested yet for child abuse and , if not, then why not.

    This is far too serious a matter to be just swept under the table in favor of all female shortlists.

    The Daily Mail have got this one wrong: an apology simply is not good enough .


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