March 10th, 2014

And on That Bombshell…

UKIP is aiming for public backing from Jeremy Clarkson before the European elections in May. Which given the Top Gear star lives in David Cameron’s constituency, and that the PM even dressed up as The Stig for Clarkson’s 50th birthday, isn’t going to go down too well with Dave. Their friendship has cooled of late, with Clarkson blaming the fact Samantha Cameron “is one of those non-smokers who suddenly remembers when she’s presented with a smoker like me that what she’d like to do is smoke all my bloody cigarettes”. Another possible UKIP-er who has been in trouble for making controversial comments about politics…


202 Comments

  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Ain’t gonna happen. Clarkson’s never endorsed any party before and won’t do so in the furture.

    Rather smacks of desparation from the Kippers.

  2. 2
    The Stig says:

    First!

  3. 3
    Maximus says:

    The PM dressed up as The Stig for Clarkson’s 50th birthday? Now that is sad.

  4. 4
    Enough about proxy fucking cars, do your duty, man says:

    He should stand for UKIP.

  5. 5
    All the Clowns stick together. says:

    I thought UKIP were rejecting supporters if they had any skeletons?

  6. 6
    annoyed user says:

    Clarkson may comment but now way he will lend support to anyone.

    I have to say SamCam gets more interesting by the day.

  7. 7
    jgm2 says:

    It was either that or as a Gestapo officer and that’s not funny apparently.

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    great bloke and great show but he forgets he is one of the ones that will find it easy to leave if Labour get back in.

    The rest of us will just have to suffer

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Nick Clegg putting votes before animal welfare.

  10. 10
    jimbooo says:

    Problem is Guido now you’ve nailed your colours to the mast of Harman style moronic feminism and claiming that giving women over 30% of seats in Parliament still isn’t enough and that you will harp on and on about there being a “women problem” – so you’re now taking your political cues direct from Miliband and Harman as well as the worst of the Guardian writers – you’ve shown yourself to be intellectually feeble and your blog has taken a real hit in terms of credibility.

  11. 11
    jimbooo says:

    It’s true that H4dley Freeman, C4thy Newman, K4ty Brand, and the other tiny clique of extrem1st women on twitter as well as the BBC/Guardian will bang on endlessly about any group or section of society where the split isn’t 50/50 (except curiously things like de4ths in w4r or inc4rceration rates for murd3r etc but then nobody would accuse them or their type of being thinkers) filling twitter with their rubbish but nobody outside the bubble even thinks about it. Maggie Thatcher showed a woman can be PM, the argument is over, if women on the whole don’t want to be MPs then the only respond se is “so what?” Why you side with the morons so decisively is a curious thing.

  12. 12
    Observant says:

    Jeez JC is only 53 – heavy paper round!
    He may well have switched to UKIP after seeing the Dave’s performance as pm.

  13. 13
    Al Adding says:

    UKIP are getting desperate if they need celeb endorsements.

  14. 14
    Garfield says:

    Maybe we should let Cleggie experience the Halal method. Then we could have Halal Cleggie.

  15. 15
    Danielle Stevens says:

    Anyone watching Clarkson’s excellent “Meet The Neighbours” on YouTube will be left in no doubt – he loves Europe but despises the European Union.

    Natural Ukipper is Jezza.

  16. 16
    C.O.Jones says:

    On the other hand there are 4,500 junior schools without any male teachers. Nothing said about that.

  17. 17
    Give us strength says:

    You get some sod who’s on tv and the next thing they are the be all and end all of all known life, people beat paths for their knowledge of life and everything, people buy their books on their lives of fckall, the books end up in a car boot sales or Poundland, if UKIP are beating the same path to the rich and nasty to help them in their quest, then then they can do without my vote.

  18. 18
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    What’s Clarkson doing supporting the UKIP when lives in the Isle of Man which isn’t even live in the UK? And no doubt, has a lower tax regime.

  19. 19
    The Stig says:

    It must really boil the piss of BBC execs that one of their most popular shows and biggest money spinners is ‘Top Gear’ presented by Jeremy Clarkson.

  20. 20
    An old bloke in blue jeans says:

    I like Rambo. I like Farage.
    I’ve a Lambo in my garage.

  21. 21
    Bring on the Skeletons says:

    Skeletons have back bones. Unlike spineless metrosexual Tories.

  22. 22
    Ugly hoon says:

    Or middle aged dumpling paunches?

  23. 23
    C.O.Jones says:

    Oh the talent here … :)

  24. 24
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Do you know how many women are dustmen, er.. Community Waste Management Officers ?

    Clearly the local authorities have a problem with wimmin doing manual work.

  25. 25
    That figures says:

  26. 26
    Ugly old has-been says:

    I like denim, I like speed
    Bit I don’t like Millipede

  27. 27
    geordieboy says:

    Another TV presenter 2 ounces short of a pound.

  28. 28
    Nick leg says:

    If you Vote UKIP you must therefore hate Europeans is a lie.
    A lie used to marginalise and try to shame people into not voting UKIP.

  29. 29

    And this is news because we always thought he voted Green?

  30. 30
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Yet women make up 65% of public sector workers. Presumably all those 60k a year real nappy investigation officers and 5 a day climate change enforcers are all women.

  31. 31
    Jabba Le Chat says:

  32. 32
    Sid Cleverbollocks says:

    So, child brides, polygamy and death by stoning next then Nicky boy?

  33. 33
    still walking into darkness says:

    He’ll be beaten too it by several Conservative MP’s in the autumn rightly fearing the impending loss of their seat

  34. 34
    Stig of the dump says:

    no!

  35. 35
    Worker Drone says:

    I always imagined he voted Tory.

    It will be great if he comes out for UKIP as he has many fans who like his no nonsense approach. And let’s face it, Clarkson has a the fantastic ability to piss off lefties just by waking up every morning. I like the bloke.

  36. 36
    Nigel Farage as in Garage says:

    Jeremy Clarkson is the acceptable face of UKIP.

    Oh bugger…

  37. 37
    Nigel Evans says:

    Fist!

  38. 38
    Ned Ludd says:

    I waffle on and I’m vague
    I must say I like Willy Hague

  39. 39
    Geedo Fawquotas says:

    I expect most integrated muzzies don’t give a toss.

    Religious extremist Juice and muzzies can always go vegetarian.

  40. 40
    Joe Thorpe says:

    More likely he didnt actually go he just sent someone along pretending to be him to chaperone Samantha while she chased after Jeremy & his fags

  41. 41
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    You will be taken outside and ****

  42. 42
    Skeletor says:

    I fully endorse UKIP

  43. 43
    Rebecca Adlington says:

    He should have gone as a spoon.

  44. 44
    Vince Cable says:

    And what’s wrong with that?

  45. 45
    Eddie Izzard says:

    I don’t agree with celebrity endorsement of any political party.
    Getting someone’s vote on the back of a film they may have watched or a song they like is as bad as postal voting fraud.

  46. 46

    He’s an oafish saloon bar reactionary. If the Lemon Party can’t get his vote they may as well pack up and go home.

  47. 47
    jgm2 says:

    You’re a bit peevish this morning. Bad internal polling results?

  48. 48
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    An oafish saloon bar reactionary – you could be describing Ed Balls.

    Why are you so retarded?

  49. 49
    I'm a profeminist men talker says:

    No Premier League Footballers. There are a dozen semi professional women footballers. No body watches them. Typical of our professional feminist from Greer to Harman. They like talking about men not women.

  50. 50
    Anonymong says:

    How’s that copy and paste coming along?

  51. 51
    Richard "The Hamster" Hammond says:

    No. It’s news because Clarkeson is one Gheedough’s fellow sun-columnists and always willing to plug the Massa.
    Funny how fatboy never claims to have broken all the entries about Clarkeson in Private Eye’s “Eye-Sky” column.

    But enough of P**l “Burn yer bra” St**nes. You post a lot here Jimmy but you never tell us how you felt about the party you campaign for murdering half a million Iraqis and British soldiers.

  52. 52
    Richard "The Hamster" Hammond says:

    No. It’s news because Clarkeson is one Gheedough’s fellow sun-columnists and always willing to plug the Massa.
    Funny how fatboy never claims to have broken all the entries about Clarkeson in Private Eye’s “Eye-Sky” column.

    But enough of P**l “Burn yer bra” St**nes. You post a lot here Jimmy but you never tell us how you felt about the party you campaign for murdering half a million Iraqis and British soldiers.

  53. 53
    C.O.Jones says:

    Anyone who calls Gordon Brown a one eyed Scottish idiot – then apologises for raising his disability – is OK by me.

    Can anyone tell me what disability he was referring to?

  54. 54
    Richard "The Hamster" Hammond says:

    He’s a really dreadful writer too.
    No, seriously. Even worse than you might imagine.

    But he’s never killed half a million to get himself a nice pension

  55. 55
    The London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine says:

    See how London has been ethnically divided in this map:

    http://now-here-this.timeout.com/2013/09/10/londons-ethnicities-mapped/

  56. 56
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    He makes a lot money with that persona. If he looked like just another twat of a BBC radio 4 marxist, I suspect we wouldn’t be talking about him now.

    He has been part of the London media class all his working life, worked for the BBC for over 20 years and has publicly always been a fan of Europeans and European culture.

    Any public association with UKRAP will be a gimmicky stunt, if isn’t a load of bollocks from Parker Farage and the miserable old farts party.

  57. 57
    Nigel Evans says:

    Would you like to see my one-eyed trouser snake?

  58. 58
    Paid EU troll says:

    Excellent work comrade!

  59. 59
    The fifth column says:

    Gordon Brown has many disabilities, but the chief disability was that of the Labour party in allowing him to remain leader, and the electorate in not forcing him from office sooner.

  60. 60
    Liberate Europe says:

    Europe is not the EU, the EU is not Europe.

    The EU is a parasite which is slowly but surely killing Europe.
    The EU must be driven out and destroyed.

  61. 61
    Pieman Jack D says:

    I like big, I like black
    People know me as Harriet’s Jack.

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    They’d be fools then, since all that will happen is they’ll end up with the lower UKIP vote. Switching to UKIP won’t prevent losing seats to Labour.

  63. 63
    Gerbil 7 says:

    The most Clarkson has ever volunteered regarding his political affiliations was when somebody asked him if he admired Mrs. Thatcher to which he replied “she did some good things”. He then went on to say how much better off we would be without Government and how we don’t need Government to run our lives.
    I’d say the party that is nearest to his beliefs is UKIP but whether he’ll endorse them or not, only he can say.

  64. 64
    Waist not, want not says:

    Not looking at the guy’s stomach!

  65. 65
    Paunch Watch says:

    And he’s got a fair paunch on him judging by last night’s prog.

    I don’t think he will be reviewing many Mini Coopers in the near future.

  66. 66
    Lib Dump hints to canvassers says:

    While doorstepping, if you meet a supporter of UKIP, do not be alarmed by the implications of their appalling bigotry, but keep calm and do not rile them into anger by your questions.
    Simply call up your local liblab council and have their children taken into care, where you will be free to visit them for “young love” in an atmosphere of mutual understanding.

  67. 67
    Boris Carloffe says:

    I think if UKIP could persuade Clarkson to join and then stand as a candidate in the General Election next year, he would stand a good chance of becoming an MP, because he is very popular and with UKIP it could be possible, However I doubt it as he would have to stand down from Top Gear and give up his huge income.

    Sad, really as I personally think he would be a great MP and outspoken, just what we need, but I am afraid its not going to happen

  68. 68
    Libertarian Watch says:

    H sounds like a true libertarian.

  69. 69
    Mitch says:

    You don’t normally ask?

  70. 70
    Matt says:

    Clarkson is paid up member of the Cotswold Conservatives.

    There is no chance of him endorsing UKIP.

  71. 71
    BBC 3 says:

    If we had had Top Gear repeats instead of BBC management flogging them off to Dave, people might have tuned in.

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    The treason law return I crave
    Lynching Milly Clegg and Dave

  73. 73
    Elf-n-say-ftee says:

    Would you be happy if your pilot took a selfie?

  74. 74
    Nigel Farage says:

    A man after my own heart!

  75. 75
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    You can say that again !

  76. 76
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    I was being rhetorical you knobhead.

  77. 77
    Silly Bercow says:

    I like a lot of Men and I like a lot of Booze.
    But Johnny is [sadface] when he sees me in the news.

  78. 78
    Harriet Harman says:

    I like

    I like …

    Sorry, I’ve gone blank.

  79. 79
    Mitch says:

    So, the guys using stolen passports on the Malaysian flight “weren’t of Asian appearance”. Well, yeah, because the passports belonged to whites from Austria and Italy.

    However, it now turns out that the two passengers were black!

  80. 80
    I'm not so sure... says:

  81. 81
    Bill Quango MP says:

    The Eu. What is the point of it? Apart from a way of making really long, multi lane roads that are mostly devoid of cars , so really good for bombing along in an old F-40, there is no point to the EU.

    Just take those empty 6 lane roads. Take the one between Valencia and Alicante or Dijon and Zouton-sur -le Fromage-Mer. Just as you get up to a good 120mph -or 200KPH or whatever, a bloody toll booth.

    Why? The roads were paid for out of EU taxes already. No sane person would have built a sixteen lane superhighway between Bum-Pinchi in Italy and Pickopockest in Romania. No one wants to go there. No one wants to travel between them. And if they did, they could travel on the Highspeed tramline or travel between Bum-Pinchi and Pickopockest by the International airports that connect the two one whorse towns.

    That’s what the EU is good for. Spending taxpayers money on insanely expensive, unnecessary infrastructure projects, whilst simultaneously green taxing cars and planes and trains out of existence, so we all have to bloody well work or take a {gobs onto floor} bicycle, clad like a Lycra condom.

    Madness!

    Vote UKIP
    Jeremy Wheelspun

  82. 82
    Tony Bliar says:

    Posting two identical comments is a tragedy.

    Murdering half a million identical ragheads is an investment.

  83. 83
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    It is perfectly plausible to be a Europhile without wanting to be part of the EU failed experiment.

  84. 84
    jgm2 says:

    If that’s a helicopter then the pilot sits on the right.

    Absolute babe whoever she is.

  85. 85
    Diane Abbot says:

    Beautiful proud dark skinned afro-centric, of a filthy coffee-coloured browning?

  86. 86
    Bill Quango MP says:

    bloody well work

    Walk.. I meant WALK. I tried that once. Put one leg in front another to get from A to B. Pathetically medieval age slow. Can’t recommend it if you have a Maserati .

    Jeremy Wheelspun

  87. 87
    wtf? says:

    Anonymous says:
    March 10, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    great bloke and great show

    ?

  88. 88
    oh dear says:

    BBC Countryfile last night declared that animals
    didn’t suffer when slaughtered by halal methods.
    This was despite a top vet saying he was against
    such inhumane treatment.

  89. 89
    Gran, wot u doin says:

    That’s my gran I think.

  90. 90
    albacore says:

    How much more do you reckon British folks can take
    Before they stop voting for some LibLabCon snake
    Who they know, without a doubt, will sell them all out
    Since, these days, there’s nowt else that Parliament’s about?

  91. 91
    Who are these two then? says:

  92. 92
    Spartacus says:

    because you were once the prime minister of . . . belgium

  93. 93
    Seb Coe and Glenda Jackson says:

    We both agree.

  94. 94
    geordieboy says:

    Guido my friend, How much did you get for the Unite advert on your home page?

  95. 95
    A nony mous says:

    Evidence ?

  96. 96
    jgm2 says:

    Lots I hope. It’s not likely to convert anybody is it?

  97. 97
    geordieboy says:

    And £16 a minute off the BBC for mouthing off lefty diatribe.

  98. 98
    A nony mous says:

    I bet that Cast Iron, Dumbelbe, Ken Clarke and assorted other quisling MP’s and BBC presenters wouldn’t dare call Jeremey Clarkson a racist to his face.

    Clarkson coming out for UKIP is a serious problem for the LibLabCon and their political mouthpeice the BBC because their racist smears would seriously backfire if they attempted to smear Clarkson like that.

    Clarkson is thought of as a man down the pub done well and he connects with people accross the country (mabe less so with women), however his support is broad, accross age, class and racial divides.

    The establishment and LibLabCon are losing their grip.

  99. 99
    geordieboy says:

    The NHS was ruined by successive Labour Ministers of health and still no apology.
    Unfortunately there is no link in the advert to stick it up ‘em

  100. 100
    Round the Bend says:

    She could hold my joystick anytime.

  101. 101
    Cast Iron dave... says:

    At Eton I used to punt
    At Uni I was a runt
    Now I am an utter cnut

  102. 102
    Gerbil 7 says:

    That’s the free market my friend and even better if you can take money off your enemies.

  103. 103
    Moddly botted again says:

    And one of them Burnham was on R4 Toady prog this morning, sounding off.

    The bastard has no shame and should have left public life after his mishandling at Stafford

  104. 104
    Abolish the TV tax says:

    The BBC would, wouldn’t they.

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Thatcher was a woman – we thought she was just a lying megalomaniac with a superiority complex, empathyless bitch with a penchant for imbecilic children and jimmy saville – so there you, under that cold heartless exterior was a woman – who would have thunk it!

  106. 106
    Jade Goody says:

    Happened to me. Thanks Max

  107. 107
    geordieboy says:

    Well fed ,well paid and can fuck off anywhere to avoid taxation.Just stick to the steering wheel and keep the fuck out of politics Jeremy and while you are at it a bit of liposuction will do you a bit of good.

  108. 108
    Beware, anarchists at work! says:

    @96

    “The NHS was ruined by successive Labour Ministers of health and still no apology.”

    Maybe they were making it ripe for privatisation?

    These liberal democratic types eh!…what are they like.

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    He could have dressed up as a tory tosser – oh wait a minute……

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    UKIP are desperate

    There fixed that for you

  111. 111
    On THAT bombshell!!!! says:

    A staunchly left-wing trade union that has fought a bitter campaign to protect the pay and conditions of 250,000 public-sector workers is poised to impose draconian terms on its own staff’s pension plans.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/exclusive-the-public–commercial-services-union-protect-our-pensions-union-faces-its-own-pensions-crisis-9180044.html

  112. 112
    Nick Clegg says:

    For the EU I will do anything
    To me they are everything
    Post 2015 I hope they give me a ring
    Otherwise I might go to court and end up a crim
    Whence it will be me, who gets a good fcukin
    Because all my life’s work, is being a traitorous quisling

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    Especially when laughing at them would work just as well

  114. 114
    geordieboy says:

    Ask Clarkson to line him up and shoot him.

  115. 115
    A nony mous says:

    The LibLabCon feeling seriously threatened…

    Nothing like a popular uprising to unite the quislings…

  116. 116
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    Looks like a lot of provokatsiya coming from the K’remlin agitprop machine today.

    The following is worth a read to understand this particular propaganda technique.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/blogcollegeofjournalism/posts/Russian-media-and-the-art-of-provokatsiya-

    This increase in dezinformatsiya is reflecting R-Fed’s growing frustration with the U soldiers in Cr!mea refusing to surrender and the U govt. making moves to block the upcoming referendum.

    A bloodless capture of Cr!mea is a key part of P’tin’s strategy. Stirring up tension with the Tatars as is reported to be happening at present is perhaps his plan C for enabling the Cr!mean govt. to impose a state of emergency.

  117. 117
    Anonymous says:

    hahahhahhaahahahh hahahahhahahahh

    losing their grip

    oohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho

    ukip – hehehehehehehehheehhehehehehehhhhheheheheh

    stopit please, mu=y sides hurt now

    ukip are a serious problem for the mental health hospitals, there’s not enough beds to accomodate them all

  118. 118
    Spartacus says:

    conservatives are getting desperate if they dont stop licking the common market arse.

    • Bolton West: Labour 18,329; Conservative 18,235; UKIP 1,901
    • Derby North: Labour 14,896; Conservative 14,283; UKIP 829
    • Derbyshire NE: Labour 17,948: Conservative 15,503; UKIP 2,636

    Do you want to see the other 20 odd seats lost by cameroon?

  119. 119
    A nony mous says:

    If hypocrisy is a disability, the entire Labour party would qualify for DLA.

  120. 120
    Spartacus says:

    first they ignore you

    then they laugh at you

    then . . .

    • Dorset mid & Poole: Labour 21,100; Conservative 20,831; UKIP 2,109
    • Dudley North: Labour 14,923; Conservative 14,274; UKIP 3,267
    • Great Grimsby: Labour 10,777: Conservative 10,063: UKIP 2,043

  121. 121
    Diane Abbot, Racist says:

    I recommend holidaying in Romania this year. Petty crime levels have plummeted there recently.

  122. 122
    A nony mous says:

    Maybe he is coming forward now, becuase the BBC have said no more Top Gear and he has sold the production company behind the live shows back to them.

    The BBC are utter traitors and quislings. They should be sold off and broken up in the national interest as they are a danger to this countries economic wellbeing and security.

  123. 123
    Weygand says:

    Clarkson – a swivel-eyed loon. Who would have thought so?

  124. 124
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    “Voluptuous mounds of Jamaic ‘em fat”, said ex-health minister.

  125. 125
    Ex Leader of the LibDems says:

    Well done Jeremy, a man after my own heart

  126. 126
    H Harmskids says:

    Under represented by pedos as well, it isn’t fair

  127. 127
    Are there any heterosexuals in parliament? says:

    Roy Jenkins and Tony Crosland. Who knew?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/10687788/Roy-Jenkins-male-lover-Tony-Crosland-tried-to-halt-his-marriage.html

  128. 128
    Winston says:

    Notice the deliberate choice of colours to conceal the true picture. White British is green so that it blends in with the large areas of parkland and green spaces. If they did the same exercise for say under 21s, the picture would be a lot different.

  129. 129
    Myfanwy says:

    My Clarkson looks so masterful infront of that UKip taxi

  130. 130
    H Harmskids says:

    Mong.

  131. 131
    Money for old rope says:

  132. 132
    H Harmskids says:

    Well said.

  133. 133
    Myfanwy says:

    Big Bubber is awaiting your arrival, he is getting quite excited at the prospect, he will be so diappointed if you are not sent down the line and share his cell with you.

  134. 134
    Garfield says:

    Just thought I would ask where do you get your info from, Beano perhaps

  135. 135
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    I think Putins stance on diplomacy will be pretty much like this:

  136. 136
    Garfield says:

    Wonder how much of that £1,000 pounds finds its way into a plods back pocket.

  137. 137
    Anonymous says:

    ….then we keep laughing at ukip……………………………….

    Everyday another classic from the nutter party

    If its not Homosexuality can be cured by some PT, then its euthanise disabled children,

    My local ukip candidate think sthe NHS murdered his family, that teh new world order is taking over, aided and abetted by the illuminatti – he stands up and says these thingsat public meeting too – much to the hilarity of the gathered audience – who are all there just for teh laughs from the crazy ukip chap.

    He’s al;so a born again RC with a serious god delusion

    Absolutely raving bonkers but what a laugh

    P.S Ghandi would be pishing himself laughing at ukip too – remember what he doen to the empire – how ironic that you picked him to quote

  138. 138
    Myfanwy says:

    That’s a bit like Boris should be a surgeon, would you fancy him operating on you?

  139. 139
    T Blair says:

    Christ is that all, wasn’t worth the money.

  140. 140
    O.Cromwell says:

    A massive reduction in government interference would be most welcome.

  141. 141
    jgm2 says:

    Not a fucking cent.

    About £100 each finds its way into the dr*iv*er and the prison officer’s pocket and the rest finds its way into the pocket of SERCO management and shareholders.

    Imagine. £1000 per fare to run a glorified taxi service.

  142. 142
    Spartacus says:

    you are napoleon xiv and i claim my five pounds

  143. 143
    Anonymous says:

    OOPS – Looks like ukip got soundly humped from those figures

    Farage should stand for Broadmoor – he’ll be able to identify with teh nuttters in there – the yorkshire ripper has similar views on woman to ukip

  144. 144
    Multiply that says:

    How many prisoners in a prison van?

  145. 145
    Myfanwy says:

    Did the LibLabCons ever have any grip in the first place?

  146. 146
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    How many prisoners have left the meter… ‘running’ ?.

  147. 147
    Arsenic Yankmybitch says:

    Tartars are Turkish muslims, deport them.

  148. 148
    Myfanwy says:

    Why not, it could take many times that to sent them back from the UK, after appeals etc

  149. 149
    Neocon is a stupid word. says:

    Vote Labour, get Clegg.

  150. 150
    Myfanwy says:

    No he hasn’t been part of the London media class all his working life, he worked for the following after working for Mummy and Daddy,
    he trained as a journalist with the Rotherham Advertiser, before also writing for the Rochdale Observer, Wolverhampton Express and Star, Lincolnshire Life and the Associated Kent Newspapers (courtesy of Wikipedia)

  151. 151
    Myfanwy says:

    Of course they were backed by the Tories only the LibDems voted against it

  152. 152
    Myfanwy says:

    Yup, now where’s my knife

  153. 153
    Anonymous says:

    “I hate Britain”.

    Indeed. Here’s Clegg’s opinion of his countrymen in 2002. I’m sure it sounded clever when he was an MEP, kissing up to the Eurocrats. Today,
    it shows the utter craven dishonesty of the man.

    The Liberal Democrat leader said the British have “a misplaced sense of superiority, sustained by delusions of grandeur”.

    “All nations have a cross to bear, and none more so than
    Germany with its memories of Nazism,” Mr Clegg wrote. “But the British
    cross is more insidious still. A misplaced sense of superiority,
    sustained by delusions of grandeur and a tenacious obsession with the
    last war, is much harder to shake off.”

    Get that – ‘more insidious still’ than the legacy of fascist Germany.

  154. 154
    Anonymong says:

    Hmmm it uses census data.

    Illegals living in garages won’t be included in a “census”.

    Somalians crapping on street corners won’t care for filling in a form if it doesn’t come with a bag of Khat.

  155. 155
    pootle says:

    That was a god reply!

  156. 156
    Only chavs shop at Tesco says:

    Anonymous – you’ve been told before. Your meaningless rants and inconsistent posts MUST stop. Ask Nurse Ratched to triple your dose. Now.

  157. 157
    Nick Ferocious says:

    Under represented in ‘pedo’ prosecutions might be more accurate.

  158. 158
    utter cynic says:

    As if PM didn’t have enough of his own fags!

  159. 159
    Mr Neddy says:

    He was thinking of standing for election in Ed Miliband’s constituency. It also happens to be his home town. If he were to stand there, I would love all the other parties to withdraw their candidates to give Clarkson a free run at Miliband.

  160. 160
    What sort of a name is that says:

    Are you French?
    Or a Muzzie?
    Or (God forbid) both?

  161. 161
    What sort of a name is that says:

    Or a Cat?

  162. 162
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    They are probably on the way here as you are reading this post !!

  163. 163
    Jim says:

    Have you not seen labour and Tory reps? Their attitude to spending our money is the real same old joke, but it is just not funny anymore.

  164. 164
    Jim says:

    UKIP are nothing to do with the BBC and are never likely to be given a fair hearing. Even on the newspaper reviews when mentioned by third parties they are ridiculed by BBC staff.
    You should pause for thought and source check before making such a hasty judgement.

  165. 165
    Tel E Caster says:

    I bet that, like that woman who thinks that “Barraco Barmer” is “our” president, you too have 17 GCSEs. All obtained from your local Marxist Propaganda unit (also known as a “comprehensive.”)

  166. 166
    RichUpNorth says:

    Can’t wait for Clegg to be consigned to the history books, preferably in the Obituary section.

  167. 167
    RichUpNorth says:

    Just because they’re ‘ancient beliefs’ doesn’t mean they’re right. It’s about time some people came and lived in the 21st century with the rest of us.

  168. 168
    The original Isacc Hunt says:

    My mate Jeff has decided to get a TV license because he wants the BBC to protect him from the truth.

  169. 169
    Tel E Caster says:

    An oafish saloon bar reactionary who connects with ordinary folk in a way you smug metrosexuals could never hope to.

  170. 170
    And on that bombshell says:

    I’ve lost my deposit

  171. 171
    Jack Ketch says:

    ENJOY, Mohammed Clegg!

  172. 172
    Stick that bombshell up your arse says:

    He proudly and boastfully punched the so brave phone hacker Piers Morgan and he broke his finger very painfully now tell me there isn’t karma or a good god

  173. 173
    Jack Ketch says:

    The KGB, Mi-5, the CIA, The SDECE, the Stasi and many enormously enriched labour party profiteers.

  174. 174
    JC for PM says:

    Perhaps the helicopter is on the ground, doesn’t say it is the air does it

  175. 175
    Mr Neddy says:

    The BBC would never EVER admit to this.

    The only main supermarket which labels it’s food and allows you to choose not to buy Halal, is Morrisons.

  176. 176
    Mr Neddy says:

    So Nick wants Isl ami c people and j e wish people to be able to follow their ancient religious beliefs, even when there is appallingly cruelty inflicted on that animal for its last few minutes alive? Yet has no interest in protecting Christian religious belief when it comes to homosexuals getting married?

    What a total and utter bigot!

  177. 177
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    Jeremy Clarkson = Russell Brand with a brain, some balls, a sense of humour and a lack of hypocrasy.

    One adored by guardian twats the other adored by daily mail types. Just remind me what has the biggest circulation?

  178. 178
    Mr Neddy says:

    Yes they are desperate.

    Desperate to save this country from being completely consumed by a foreign, unelected, unaccountable, corrupt power.

    Desperate to return power to choose who makes OUR laws to our own electorate?

    Desperate to save millions of people from fuel poverty caused by insane adherence to the insane climate change act?

    Desperate to return the power to our country to decide who we allow into our own country?

    There is a hell of a lot for them to be desperate about, and they are right!

  179. 179
    Mr Neddy says:

    +1. Those libdems are not human.

  180. 180
    Mr Neddy says:

    Patrick Stewart, David Tennant, Richard Wilson, Eddie Izzard…. All labour luvvies.

    William Roche, Michael Caine, Gary Barlow all tories.

    John Cleese, Stephen Fry, Colin Firth, Liberal Democrats…

    You cannot vote for those. There is really only UKIP left.

  181. 181
    A teacher says:

    English please!

  182. 182
    broderick crawford says:

    Clarkson hasn t a bone of skeleton about him .

    What he has developed of late is a robust paunch ….

  183. 183
    broderick crawford says:

    but he won t though will he .

    he s lining up President if the EUSSR POLITBURO .

    who d yah think is going to replace senor barrelloflardandouzo ??

  184. 184
    Anonymous says:

    Hahaaaaaahahahahaha oh oh wait, haaa haaahahahaa haaaaa ha haaaa

    Serves those lying traitourous quisling b@stards right.

    History will show what a useless spineless prime minister Cast Iron was.

    They deserve to lose a lot more seats than that, and I say that as someone who has voted conservative for 25 years.

  185. 185
    Anonymous says:

    And the conservatives have……

    wait for it….

    An angry birds playing, fat, lying, spoonface.

    Perlease, the man is a joke and hated across class, race and gender divisions if only because he lies.

    Spoonface has to go, and go now.

  186. 186
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Freeman? Newman? Brand? Where’s the bloke with the Z’ionist conspiracy theories?

  187. 187
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    And you’re a knob-end!

  188. 188
    The Medikated Karnsil says:

    The drugs don’t work.

    Full and extensive neuro-surgery is the only avenue left to us.

  189. 189
    The Medikated Karnsil says:

    Clarkson punched Piers Morgan

    that qualifies him to be PM

  190. 190
    The Medikated Karnsil says:

    No mozbait we’re laughing at you.

  191. 191
    The Medikated Karnsil says:

    It wasn’t a stig costume – it was a supposiTory

  192. 192
    The Medikated Karnsil says:

    If you don’t like Clarkson you are either a male homosexual, a marxist or a p#do

  193. 193
    The Medikated Karnsil says:

    Heavy smoker

  194. 194
    Marine says:

    I am smart and I am able
    I am in no way Vincent Cable.

  195. 195
    Confused of Belgium says:

    Thome thay thith ith thilly thit
    I thay they have a half a wit.

  196. 196
    kepi says:

    Has Camermong confused Golden Dawn with the UAF and Hope against Hats?

  197. 197
    grimoopnorf says:

    you’d love to give him a bit of lip o’suction wouldn’tcha

  198. 198
    Bill says:

    If Labour get back in you won’t notice any difference from the present shower.

  199. 199
    Pol Potty says:

    “He’s an oafish saloon bar reactionary”

    Translated from Lefty-Mongist into English, that reads:

    “I disagree with his opinions but I support his right to have them”

  200. 200
    Bill says:

    Asda does too. Or at least their branch at the Brighton Marina does. Not sure if their policy is decided at branch or national level.

  201. 201
    Anonymous says:

    “UKIP is aiming for public backing from Jeremy Clarkson”
    Are they planning to involve Mole and Ratty as well? Or is it just Mr. ‘T’ they’re interested in?

  202. 202
    PC Dixon says:

    Why is everyone so worried about Jeremy – he’s good fun, says what most people would like to say if they had a backbone, his TV is mostly a load of rubbish but all my kids and grandkids and their mates seem to rate him pretty well – so keep saying what you believe Jeremy – I’llm always forgive you !!


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