March 9th, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

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  • Guido has obtained the top secret Tory Party parliamentary candidates list and David Cameron’s women problem worsens: less than 1/3 of the names on the Tory candidates list are female.
  • UKIP’s plan for Jeremy Clarkson
  • What did David Cameron’s barrister brother do during Friday’s strike over legal aid cuts?
  • A new twist in the race to be EU commissioner
  • Why has Alastair Campbell been keeping so unusually quiet about Russia?
  • Gove for Foreign Secretary?

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  1. 1
    Brigadier Gerard says:

    Will the last person to leave the Crimea please read the meter before turning off the lights, otherwise you may be over-charged.

  2. 2
    Nip The Bud says:

    Reckon you are too close to Tory HQ Geedo. Appreciate it gives you plenty of blog material but it’s taking away the cutting edge you once had. Surely the New Labour old guard have some juicy stuff?

  3. 3
    Food for thought says:

    Gove for Foreign Secretary?

    Well it’s clear, it is to me anyway, that Hague has to go. He has gone Native in the EU.

    Gove is an excellent chap but isn’t his passion education?

  4. 4
    Ned Ludd says:

    Hague is being bottied by Johnny Foreigner these days. He’s turning into a demned dago!

  5. 5
    Some say. Jezza is the Stig says:

    UKIP’s plan for Jeremy Clarkson?

    Sounds good to me. At least he will stop or bring to light many of the loony ideas coming out of the EU and Tory metrosexuals.

  6. 6
    Garfield says:

    You could hardly call Wee Willie Hague and Ashton the dynamic duo. Soon after Ashton went to the Ukraine Putin sends in the troops. Now I hear that Ashton has just arrived in Iran, so prepare for complete clusterphuck.

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  8. 8
    All change here; mind the gap says:

    Agreed he would be good at the FCO, but should not be moved until his education reforms are well entrenched and away from the loony NUTs.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Geedes is under orders to only do Tories, that is until the Master plays another another tune, because the Master always wants to be the “one that won it”. If the Tories don’t get in, the Master will one less on the payroll.

  10. 10
    Ah! unzipit says:

    It’s about time the judge asked Max Cl1fford to whip his pen1s out, and save the taxpayer funding the rest of the performance.

    Call it a ‘show-trial’ if you like.

  11. 11
    altruism in industry says:

    because of decision making by so called representatives England is becoming a shit hole populated by people who have no love for it.
    All is not lost, half breeds do exhibit nationalistic fervor which is how it was always supposed to be. What is required is to proscribe the abomination Islam and encourage the feeling of citizenship amongst our young.

  12. 12
    UPD says:

    I delivered a brown paper parcel to a certain address 6 months ago. You may / may not get a surprise

  13. 13
    UPD says:

    should have delivered to#10

  14. 14
    Home is where the heart is. says:

    How can Islam possibly be patriotic to England? FFS most Moslems send the dosh they earn here (England) back to the Islamic lands because those are the lands they would fight and die for.

  15. 15
    In a Nutshell. says:

    I notice Diane Abbott was supporting Russia on “This Week” while her leader takes the pro EU line.

  16. 16
    A walk in the woods says:

    Does Campbell have some slimy connection to criminals and murderers? Apart from Labour, that is.

  17. 17
    Volte Face says:

    In the 70s Lefties supported communism (the USSR) and were anti capitalism (the common market).

    Including one Catherine Ashton (CND) who is now Baroness Ashton (High Representative of the Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy for the European Union)

  18. 18
    altruism in industry says:

    of course somebody like me who has only recently started thinking about the politics of the UK has very little knowledge of the actual machinery. But I think you can say that non of this stuff just appeared out of thin air. The politicians mostly are people who have been raised in particular families and that upbringing has given them a slant on thinking as opposed to people who have worked things out for themselves.
    When I used to hang about the young socialists as a teenager I was aware that these new thoughts of social manipulation were like an abstract view of society and what goes on with the end results when people want to make factories to make things.
    but now I think it is just about families really and what shape things are ( determined by manufacturing) is incidental.

  19. 19
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:


  20. 20
    Ed Dafty ( hard nut) says:

    Shut it!

  21. 21
    Andy and the convenient photo-op says:

    So nice of Prince Andrew to provide a perfect photo-op for tabloids of himself kissing a woman. That Andy, what a ladies man. :-D

    On a completely different note, anyone else find it odd that every single time Brown mentioned Sarah in the weeks leading up to the last election, he kept shoehorning in the line “I love her”, no matter how strange and irrelevant it was? I wonder why he felt the need to keep telling us he loves her. Almost as if he was protesting too much.

  22. 22
    Is she a tad thick? says:

    This schoolgirl who’s fallen for another teacher – she’s a bit of a moron, right? I mean, seriously, she seems rather stupid.

  23. 23
    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:


  24. 24
    Sarah Teether says:

    Did Lard Rennard go the LieDems conference ?

  25. 25
    Fuck the EU says:

    ‘A new twist in the race to be EU commissioner’

    – Yes – Vlad Putin has thrown his hat firmly into the ring.

  26. 26
    NekNominate Ashton says:

    I neknominate Cathy Ashton to join The Office of Sarah and Gordon Brown.

  27. 27
    altruism in industry says:

    In my life as a person who sold my creative I admit sometimes the boundaries between the reality, the perceived reality and the invented reality might become a little blurred. When people start talking about a fight in a pub or a war between nations then you have to stop being creative and get down to the physical violence and the violence in thinking about the reality.

  28. 28
    Is it a form of Fascism says:

    Left are dominate by a person who two making decisions that stick around for a few decades. That falls a part and a new person makes a new dominating decision. Not very good.

  29. 29
    altruism in industry says:

    yes the Islamist cannot be patriotic to England because Islam does not understand England as a concept.

  30. 30
    M102 says:

    The whole cabinet has gone native in the f’ucking EU

  31. 31
    Left wingers are sex pests says:

    The reason lefties want to lower the age of consent is because so many Guardian reading teachers and CoE clerics end up in jail for taking the underage bait.

  32. 32
    Harriet Harmskids says:

    Anyone for PIE? Jack likes chocolate sauce on his.

  33. 33
    P.Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    Did someone mention slime?

  34. 34
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  35. 35
    altruism in industry says:

    when people see stuff with their brain it is digested into a mulch and fed to preconceptions, of course we don’t want any of that with our representatives, particularly any fuckwit who might put us at war

  36. 36
    Jack Dromey says:

    Nothing wrong with boy love. That short black kid on Diffrent Strokes was cute. I loved his catchphrase. I use it at home all the time. Whachoo talkin about, Harriet!

  37. 37
    Persona non grata says:

    Never again.

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  39. 39
    Sapiens says:

    Odd how DM peed0 article is getting modded out. Nest pas?

  40. 40
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    Looks like Daily Mail are running some K’remlin dis-information:

    The pro-Russ!an demonstrators in Donetsk were largely brought in from R’ussia after local support waned as a result of the C’r!mea invasion:


    With GRU fully active on the ground it would be difficult for Western merc’s to infiltrate, let alone pose for pictures in the street.

  41. 41
    General Public says:

    We would like to see him serve a full term in Pentonville.

  42. 42
    J. Dromey MP says:

    It’s the wrong colour.

  43. 43
    T. B£iar says:

    Putin for EU President.

  44. 44
    Lord Stansted says:

    and I suppose the rest of the media are not running with EU dis-information?

  45. 45
    Fuck the EU says:

    The more countries sign up for the EU/NATO empire the more likely we’ll end up having to go to war on behalf of some small tin pot shithole because some bearded twat in a hat got assassinated.
    Just like in 1914.

  46. 46
    Garfield says:

    I think that the majority of people in the UK hope that Putin gives the EU a right kicking, may be wrong.

  47. 47
    Its 1936- 39 all over again says:

    Who voted for her and the EU to take us to the brink of war.

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  49. 49
    Only in the Sun says:

  50. 50
    The venerable Judge PInkington Smythe says:

    Yes I like to get the measure of the man I see before me.

  51. 51
    Tory Watch says:

    While an estimated 500,000 children head towards poverty,the pathetic quisling Lib Dems squabble about whos idea it was to lift the tax threshold on the lowest paid.While completely ignoring the fact they voted through a raise in VAT,reduction in working tax credits,child benefits,ESA,benefits for the disabled,the fucking bedroom tax,they voted against an inquiry on whether benefit changes had anything to do with the spiralling rise in the use of foodbanks.While Rawnsley thinks people are that stupid they cant recognise engineered spats in this wretched coalition,and now expects us to believe that 12 months before an election its all getting serious.The lost deposits better hope they not standing against too many people dressed as penquins,or Elvis Presley,or they really will be in the shit

  52. 52
    Wow Man says:


    Just seen a bit of Cleggy’s speech. The backdrop is like a flashback to the Psychedelic sixties.

  53. 53
    michael cricked says:

    meanwhile right this very second in york someone called nick clegg appears to be speaking at a double glazing conference.

    basically he is spieling a big pile of shit and then pauses, whereupon the audience clap until they stop clapping whereupon he starts spieling more shit. when he finally finishes spieling shit the audience will stand up and clap for a very long time. they will then politely shuffle out of the conference hall and spiel shit to each other for the rest of the day. sarah teather will mingle amongst them with a bowl of gak sellotaped to her giant slaphead

  54. 54
    Lib Dem Watch says:

    Let’s judge Clegg & the rest of the LibDems on their performance & record in government to date:

    Here is a list of what the lying Clegg and his ilk have enabled the Tories to do:

    NHS – Health and Social Care Act 2012
    Thanks to Liberal Democrat votes they must share responsibility for wasting £3billion on a top-down NHS reorganisation while more people wait longer in A&Es and over 5,000 nurses are cut.

    Tuition Fees: Trebling Tuition Fees to £9000 (despite promising to abolish them.

    Educational Maintenance Allowance (EMA)
    Lib Dems helped Tories abolish it

    Abolished ESA

    Snoopers charter

    Bedroom Tax
    (Spare Room Subsidy) Voted with the Tories to charge poor people between £14 and £24.00 PER WEEK inflicting distress and suffering on millions, now over 50,000 people are in rent arrears and face eviction and the figures will continue to increase.

    Privatisation of Probation Service

    In opposition Clegg & Lib dems spoke of “TORY VAT BOMBSHELL” then voted with Tories to increase VAT to 20%

    Part Privatisation of prison service

    Bombing Syria
    Voted/supported With Tories to bomb Syria

    Sure Start Centers
    Supported Tories to close over 558 Sure Start Centres (so far) despite promising not to,

    Cut Income Tax for Millionaires
    Backed a Tory cut in the top rate of tax, giving 13,000 millionaires a tax cut worth an average £100,000 while millions are paying more.

    Falling Living Standards
    Clegg says he’s making life “fairer and easier” with tax cuts, however, wages are down £1,500 since the election and a million young people out of work.

    Mansion Tax
    Nick Clegg said “The Mansion Tax is right, it makes sense and the Liberal Democrats will continue to make the case for it. they said they would “stick to their guns” however when given the chance to stand up for their own principles and vote for a mansion tax, Liberal Democrat MPs voted against it.

    Constitutional Reform
    Nick Clegg said his constitutional reform programme would be “the biggest shake-up of our democracy since the Great Reform Act of 1832″. It wasn’t. He abandoned Lords reform after Conservative MPs refused to back it, and he failed to deliver reform of the voting system.

    In the Liberal Democrat manifesto, Nick Clegg promised to put 3,000 more police on the beat. But in Government they backed Tory plans to cut more than 15,000 police officers.

    Special Advisers
    In opposition, the Liberal Democrats said that special advisers “are political jobs, and should, therefore, be funded by political parties”. They changed their tune when they got into Government. Nick Clegg alone has sixteen Special Advisers – paid for at the taxpayers’ expense.

    Soaring use of foodbanks

    Soaring cost of gas, electricity and water.

    Child Poverty
    There are now 2.6million kids in the UK being brought up in hardship, with more than half of them in working households. The number of children living in poverty has leapt by 300,000 under the Coalition Government.

    Meant to be “greenest” government ever, but helping Tories introduce Fracking

    Lobbying Bill
    Not one single Liberal Democrat MP opposed the party of the government’s draconian Lobbying Bill that muzzles charities and campaigners.

    Secret Courtd
    In an Act of Parliament Liberal Democrat MPs voted in favour of Secret Courts and helped put on the statute books just five months ago! Now they have the cheek to say they will repeal it? Then why vote it through? Is this what Clegg calls blocking the excesses of the Tories? Voting something through then saying they will repeal it?

    Legal Aid
    Liberal Democrats voted with the Tories to stop ordinary people gaining access to legal aid;

    Judicial Review
    The curtailing of judicial review.

    Workers Rights
    Removing workers rights to a tribunal and charging them at least £1000 to bring a case

    Bankers Bonuses:
    While most of us never see a bonus in our lifetime

  55. 55
    Little pansy says:

    Hague showed his true colours the moment he had the chance to scupper the public having a say over Lisbon.
    From that moment, he was the enemy within.

  56. 56
    nell. says:

    In order to boost their potential vote I really do think the Lib Dems should seek an alliance with Bus Pass Elvis. If you can’t beat them, join them.

  57. 57
    This is worth listening to if you have 15 mins says:

    Profile on R4 did Putin this week. Very interesting. Looks like the West have not really got to grips with who he is and where he came from.

  58. 58
    Chukka says:

    Hague,Ashton,Barroso goodbye Crimea and Eastern Ukraine,Ashton how did this woman rise to such power no wonder Putin has played a blinder for Russia.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Clegg is the devil incarnate, he is loathed and despised by most right thinking people, he promised so much and ratted on every principle he had for thirty pieces of silver. He will not be remembered except as a Quisling

  60. 60
    Scrubs up ok says:

    Is that Angela Eagle?

  61. 61
    Prime Minister David "Moneys No Object" Cameron,the ignorant prick. says:

    The hypocrisy and insincerity of Nick Clegg’s speech is simply stomach-churning.

  62. 62
    Rene says:

    Has anyone else noticed the astonishing resemblance between James Brokenshite and Herr Otto Flick of ‘Allo ‘Allo are they by any chance related?

  63. 63

    Tell me about this mysterious bedroom tax,it NEVER appears on any of my tax demands!

  64. 64
    Glorious Gloria de Piero says:

    No, it’s me.

  65. 65
    Baboon's arse says:

    You beat me to it :-)

  66. 66
    C.O.Jones says:

    Ashton was never capable of doing the job in the first place. She has never been elected to any position of responsibility in her life.

    Leftie is as leftie does, jobs for their boys and girls – they are dangerous people capable of starting wars through ignorance. But other peoples children fight them!

  67. 67
    Manna for the Ternimally Deluded says:

    I’m at the LibDem Coference. It’s great!

  68. 68
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    Find an example and post it.

    Would suggest usual suspects most certainly are.

    But if you are buying into the ‘putsch’ / ‘U govt are Nazi’s’ line bear in mind that was K’remlin sourced initially.

    You can defeat by noting that the U J’ewish community are behind the current govt. and Y’atsenyuk is a J’ew.

    However, T’graph did print a story today which clouds this simple observation quite nicely, but why did they decide to print this now ?

  69. 69
    Barraco Barner says:

    Why is our black president in Russia? Scary.

  70. 70
    Barraco Barner says:

    You need education encase you want to Tweet.

  71. 71
    D L George says:

    LibDem watch surely?

    ps You missed the bit where they deliberately engineered the boundary changes vote, allowing labour a 30+ seat headstart at the next election. The lowest decision a liberal ‘democratic’ party could possibly take.

  72. 72
    Gawd Help Us says:

    If I remember correctly wasn’t she an appointee of our Gordon, it would certainly explain a great deal.

  73. 73
    Molly The Dog says:

    IDS denying a range of figures from various different sources on the Sunday Pol….

    Master should have carried out the interview from IDS’s castle as I like a good moat to take a dump in.

  74. 74
    Amazing clark san yeh st says:

    careful with islamophobia or could get engalaland!like punk came to annoy mum and dad or was it just dad?

  75. 75
    altruism in industry says:

    what is the difference between a job and a person ?
    does the job make the person or does a person invent a job ?
    I ask because when I see somebody like Hague, who I lump together with speaker for this argument,
    People who are in a role ( paid for) which they like, would tend to do things that were the role rather than themselves. The experience gained by doing stuff paid for by the job makes them more confident that they deserve. Perks lavished upon them increases their confidence and this and that meanwhile the very serious task that they were given becomes less important than looking like you are doing the job what with all the perks and wotnot.

  76. 76
    C.O.Jones says:

    What happens when you give retards power? – you had the Arab Spring, an ongoing clusterfuck.
    Iraq and Afghanistan – a total clusterfuck portrayed by western media as a great success.
    The Ukrainian Spring – developing into a catastrophe.
    Syria – a Saudi and Western sponsored regime change attempt hijacked by Earl Kweeda. Believe me, the people most suffering here are the ordinary Syrians who would on the whole have preferred Assad to the torture that the country is presently going through.

    How do we get leaders with some semblance of intelligence?

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha :)

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Let us be perfectly clear about this; the only people responsible for the ongoing problems in Ukraine are the Ukrainians themselves.

  79. 79
    Village Idiot says:

    ..How dependent on Russian Fuel is the EU,and are we in the UK vulnerable,or have our politicians over the last 15years,ensured our fuel /energy supplies are secure and able to take “shocks”?????

  80. 80
    C.O.Jones says:

    It certainly does. It explains everything. Idiots holding each other in high esteem.

  81. 81
    C.O.Jones says:

    In your mind only.

  82. 82
    Do you like wearing dirty macs says:

    For a PR guru, our Maxy seems sadly lacking in expertise these days.

  83. 83
    Barraco Barner says:

    My president is concerning.

  84. 84
    Abbott expresses Browning race hatred says:

    She is slim but not voluptuous; dark-skinned, and sports a short Afro. Her looks are a world away from the traditional Jamaican “browning”.

  85. 85
    altruism in industry says:

    Black, brown, white I trained myself not to see colour, now I wait until somebody open their mouth before I decide if they are worthy. but if somebody is saying they are affiliated with Islam then I know that they are an arsehole to be avoided.

  86. 86


    Instead of courting either the EUSSR or Russia they should get on with their own life and become an independent state. With all those natural resources and wheat plains they should be very wealthy going it alone.

  87. 87
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    Yes. They tried playing EU off against R-Fed and are now screwed.

    Unless of course it can be proven that the Y’anokovych election was rigged, which would change things.

    The election he lost in 2004 to Y’uschenko remains fishy.

  88. 88
    The Grand Federal Plan is NOT to be self sufficient. says:

    Brussels does not want any member state to be independent. They want all states dependent on each other and hence beholden to a federal Europe. Hence the electricity and gas grids being built trans Europe.

    And this government is going along with it. Bastards

  89. 89
    Alex Salmond, formerly the cleverest man in politics says:

    This week I shall be making perfectly reasonable demands that the English pay Scotland £100B in reparations for laughing at gingers and that the Treasury hand over our unicorns stolen in 1707.

  90. 90
    Sapiens says:

    But there was no EU then! The current risk is more dangerous though as you say and probably when the n African muzzy ring come in after tur key, that risk would be massive as we got caught fighting one sect v another, almost making syr Ira look like a tea party on a bigger scale then.

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    Can't help wishing that Putin rubs Hague's nose in the dirt says:

  92. 92
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    They are an independent (ish) state but depend on Russia for their energy supplies, one lot wishes to join the EU and the other lot, the millions of Russian speaking people in the Ukraine still see themselves as Russian citizens, perfect civil war scenario (see Syria). I wish somebody would explain that to Wee Willie.

  93. 93
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    You are ignoring the other lot who would prefer to see the country remain as an independent sovereign state.

    That group includes folk from across the entire spectrum of their society, however, admittedly less in the Cr!mea.

  94. 94
    Ex RBS employee says:

    I am of course Brave Belly, full of fried mars bars and shit, why I didn’t even bother to research the currency options but I did a lot of research on curry options. Burp.

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    Skeleton bob says:

    The Lib Dems basically lie about everything. Ask one Mr Hu*hne.

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    Vlad always wins says:

    Well Mr or is that Miss Hag, let us not dwell upon your hotel stay arrangements but are you really hard enough to warn and threaten me? I believe not and we shall see who is the girl in the room.

  97. 97
    Vlad always wins says:

    Go.and get back to pussy shaving, miss idiot. Your view of world politics is best left undiscovered. Luv and xxx.

  98. 98
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Could face what? a ban on Caviare exports or is Hague contemplating cutting off our energy imports from Gazprom…Doh!.

  99. 99
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    H’ague is correct in the ‘over time’ rhetoric.

    The decommissioning of UK coal fired power stations should perhaps be viewed as a serious strategic blunder that has played in R-Fed’s favour:

    As that was a result of EU directives and the green morons, it is perhaps clear now where some of UK’s fifth column problems lay.

    Part of the problem is that R-Fed holds indirect control over UK pension funds:


    In FP – Interests trump principals, and too many UK interests are under de-facto R-Fed control. Perhaps largely due to Labour.

  100. 100
    Lupert's Liar says:

    Still telling everyone that the Sun online costs £1 per month when that’s just for the first month, after which it costs £8.67 per month.

    But Lupert the cuckold needs *someone* to suck his “old cock” since his third wife started taking it up the wrong ‘un from a wrong ‘un.

  101. 101
    Silicone Valley says:

    They look a bit false to me.

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    Vlad always wins says:

    Little Islamders of the UK, you can see how I pull all strings, why even all nations turn up to my Paralympics, your little prince is not missed, is he another hag ue type?

    Come join let us spread R Fed westwards, no gaying events, marrying or the like. No tolerance of those who have sun fried brains from sandy lands.

    Mr barmer was talking only yesterday about spreading west with my new message.

  103. 103
    Lard Rennard says:

    “You need hands” will be my song, followed by “Shakin’ All Over”

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Looks like Hague has got his facts wrong.

    Russia is legally entitled to have

    – 25,000 troops,

    – 24 artillery systems with a caliber smaller than 100 mm,

    – 132 armored vehicles, and

    – 22 military planes.

    On Crimean territory.

  105. 105
    SpAd-Spotter says:

    Huge chunks of the above email are on the Facebook site of Cheryl Pidgeon: South Derbyshire Labour PPC.

    Seems we’ve got an official Huntpaste copy.

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    jgm2 says:

    Diane Abbott is a testament to the iniquity of ‘positive discrimination’.

    There is no way an equally stupid, talentless white person would ever have had the opportunity to go to Cambridge. This woman took a place at university from a far smarter person purely because she’s black.

  107. 107
    jgm2 says:

    Crimea has voted to return to Russian control. Russia can legally stick the entire Red Army there if they feel like it.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Well considering 58% of Crimeans are ethnic Russian, provided they secure the rights of the minority Ukranians and Tatars then I don’t see the problem.

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Once agin this morning on the BBC the usual lefties were sneering at anyone who opposes immigration, after all it’s been good for the economy…..hasn’t it?

    Well of course so long as you’re a white well off middle class lefty or fat cat Tory, but not if you’re white and working class.

    Funny that the benefits of immigration don’t apply to all those middle class lefty jobs in the media, especially the BBC, journalists or the well off public sector.

    Why can’t we see Polish journalists working at the BBC for £6 an hour?

  110. 110

    Well done Out of touch Camermong for giving £140,000,000 to repair a few potholes That won’t cover the pot holes in just the M62 moterway you knobhead

    How about getting back that BILLION QUID you have just given Ukraine , before the Russians get their hands on it ?
    or even better spend the fucking billions of road tax money on what it was intended for , instead of keep giving it away in foreign aid , you tosser

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    jgm2 says:

    I’m not bothered either. I don’t know why Hague and Omaha keep telling us that we should be bothered. Russia’s actions seem perfectly reasonable to me.

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    Anonymous says:

    At the height of the Cold War, the very idea that the west would even consider the Crimea a source of possible confrontation would seem ludicrous.

    It just shows how far the west has been hijacked by the PNAC/neo con crowd of 5th columnists.

    Never mind, the Barbara Spectre types have a nice new shiny country in the shape of the Ukraine to loot, trash and turn into a third world dump.

    Mission accomplished.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    TBH, I think a split along the lines of East and West Ukraine will be on the cards at some point in the future. Worked in Czechoslovakia.

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Perhaps Gove is overrated.

    Remember he was having a hard time when his shadow was Balls.

    Putin and Obama would at least be able to have a laugh together I think.

  115. 115
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    What makes you think Socialists have either brains or hearts ?

    You are a very strange fellow methinks.

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Ever wondered how many of these ‘good for the country’ immigrants end up arrested for criminal offences? What proportion of the prison population were not born in the UK?

    Immigrants arriving in the UK start again with a clean criminal record, they will receive caution after caution until they have committed a serious arrestable offence and then appear in court.

    The cost of interpreters is considerable and we tax payers are funding it, costing millions every year.

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Well as long as we seal the borders with Hungary, Poland and Romania and start fracking all over the place at home, your are welcome to your little win.

  118. 118
    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    What is £12billion shared out amongst friends ?? Not like they had to ask the tax payers first…..

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    Skeleton bob says:

    We and most of the EU also depend on Russia for our energy supplies.

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    Sanity Clause says:

    Clegg should be sent down for life, not just for parole.

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    Sheikh Basha Banka says:

    Ukrainian Sovereign default will lead to a run on EU banks and check mate to Vlad you idiot.

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    Sheikh Basha Banka says:

    My dear friend, we have no need for white working class males these days.

    Have you not heard of computers ,the internet and the millions of Asians and Africans prepared to work all month for the price of a Starbucks coffee?

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    Sarah Twat, the Twitty Tweeter says:

    She’s not bright enough to join our Team, – ‘sides, – she might object to a blow from Gordo’s Nokia.

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    Sitting judge was also a friend of PIE says:

    We should find out if this man has ever presided over child abuse cases.

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    Fuck the EU says:

    As a means of destroying the Eurozone economy, it would actually damage R’ussia more.

    It would be preferable to destroy productive European capital in addition to the financial system to do real harm.

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Stop picking on him, he has said he cannot recall or remember any details………. :)

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    rick says:

    It’s the trap we have all been sleepwalking into. It is probably too late now for UKIP – the oligarchs behind the corrupt EU front-men are too powerful and would never allow little UKIP to succeed.

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    We immigrants do not pay for television licences, thankfully :)

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    Handycock whipping it out says:

    I think that is an extremely good idea. Boaz.

  131. 131
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    Nor do we.

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    rick says:

    This applies to the entire political class – worldwide.

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    Sitting judge was also a friend of PIE says:

    I know, strangely convenient his memory loss, isn’t it? Just like Dromey who also says he has no memory of ever saying they “expected a furore” over the age of consent campaign. And hasn’t it also been revealed the Callaghan government gave tens of thousands to PIE or, at the very least, the NCCL?

  134. 134
    X ploy tation PR says:

    Interesting twitter page that.
    I shall never listen to 1D in the same way.

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    Funniest tweet of the year says:

    Owen Jones tweeted earlier this week that union donations to Labour are “the cleanest money” in politics.

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    Managibg to get by without thieving, thanks, says Mr Laws, adding says:

    Lib dmes wanting to serve a full term?
    My word, even Chris Huhne didn’t want that.

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    JadedJean10 says:

    Y’atsenyuk is not a J’ew. His mother, Maria Grigoriievna Yatsenyuk (nee Bakai), was not J’ewi’sh and neither was his father. His is also a member of the Ukr@aine Greek catholic church.

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:


    Fulford, Adrian Bruce; QC 1994 ; a Recorder, since 2001; b 8 Jan. 1953; s of Gerald John Fulford and Marie Bettine (nee Stevens).
    Educ: Elizabeth Coll, Guernsey; Southampton Univ. (BA Hons), Housing Advr, Shelter’s Housing Aid Centre, (1974-1975);
    Called to the Bar, Middle Temple, 1978. Ed. UK Human Rights Reports, 2000-.
    Publications: (contrib.) Atkin’s Court Forms,1987; (ed)., Archbold Criminal Pleadings and Practices, 1992; (jtly) A Criminal Practitioner’s Guide to Judicial Review and Case Stated, 1999.
    Recreations: riding, tennis, politics, golf.
    Address: 14 Took’s Court, Cursitor Street, EC4A 1JY.
    Club: Reform.

  139. 139
    Windows'r'us says:

    ‘meanwhile right this very second in york someone called nick clegg appears to be speaking at a double glazing conference.’

    Typical pane in the glass LibDem then.

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    Dmitri Goros says:

    At least Silvio knows the value of money.

    After all, unlike many, he started with nothing and ended with plenty.

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    His seriuos voice is lower than his balls says:

    Hague, a hard man?


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    In the future says:

    Nor will I

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    Members of the HoP says:

    Nor do we.

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    Name a person in a position of power who is not warped says:

    I’m not old nor senile enough to be an MP or a judge.
    And I have known parents.

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    Nick the Dick says:

    The EU is a wondrous, heaven sent gift laden with goodies and we should all be devoted to it… deservedly won the Nobel Peace Prize despite some right wing people living in Britain and it stopped the bloodshed in Kosovo, the rise of New Fascism in Greece, Hungary & Spain, it protected the Ukrainians and it enriched us all…erm, those of us employed by the Commission.

    So as I leave the stage at this Conference….my path is clear….straight to Brussels like Kinnockio & Mandelson….to become richer than yow……

    Who cares about the two dozen LibDem voters left behind…..!!

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    and ..... says:

    ‘Sir Adrian Bruce Fulford (born 8 January, 1953), the British judge
    person, homosexual, Barrister, judge, Capricorn person’

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    tn02 says:

    Well said.

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    Happy yet, Blair, Campbell, Straw, Scarlett et al? says:

    ‘A suicide bomber driving a minibus packed with explosives has killed at least 45 people and wounded 157 in the southern Iraqi city of Hilla, police and medical sources say.
    Bombings and other attacks killed almost 8,000 civilians in 2013, the worst period for the country since 2008.’

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Well said +1

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Well said, but remember the well off elite drive Range Rovers so potholes don’t worry them.

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    Expense Account says:

    They remember well enough when it comes to money…..

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    C O (Ξ6) says:

    The chief Rabb! of U: Y’aakov D’ov B’leich would agree.

    This debate in Ha’aretz from 2009 indicates the controversy on the ground:

    Not all agree, including the J’ewish community of U for some reason – who went as far as to name him one of their 50 most important J’ews of all time.

    Some even say his ancestors wrote part of the T’al M’ud.

    Others have publicly censured him for his own denying that he is J’ewish.

    O’i v’ey.

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    JadedJean10 says:

    There are many parallels here to history gone by.

    Before WW2 Germany made efforts to avert war many times. Read/watch Pat Buchanan’s article/book/interview on this. Just remember, Germany had territory inside Poland, the Polish-Danzig corridor was really German but he didn’t even demand that back – think of Berlin after the war and how the Western allies had a corridor to West Berlin. It’s why there had to be an airlift. Second, remember that the USSR ‘invaded’ Poland at the same time as Germany. Britain and France did not declare war on the USSR in 1939. Why not?

    The confusion is that people don’t understand what right-wing comprises… Hitler was in fact left wing.

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    Amateur playing with the Big Boys says:

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    Jack Straw says:

    Th e English as a race are not worth saving.

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    Looks like she found the third bottle says:

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    Dare you ask him Cath says:

    Err why would a nation blessed with abundant oil and gas want a “peaceful nuclear program”?

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    If ever there was a case for the full burqa THIS IS IT !!

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    Michael Gove(Foreign Secretary Designate) says:

    When will we hear? Obama: “here is my true birth certificate”

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    The venerable Judge PInkington Smythe says:

    Gordon brown signed Lisbon. Anything else after was academic

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    C O (Ξ6) says:

    The most dangerous immediate WWII parallel here is the notion that P’tin is being given the ability to cast a credible ‘Munich Analogy’.

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    Anonymous says:

    The pro-Russ!an demonstrators in Donetsk were largely brought in from R’ussia after local support waned as a result of the C’r!mea invasion:

    Now et methink who else does this?
    BBC QT
    Labour rent a gobmobs

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    Mrs May says:

    Would he have been a friend of Judge David Selwood perchance?

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    Anonymous says:

    In other words 500,000 don’t ave 48″ plasma s and xboxes

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    Pervy Teacher says:

    It won’t help teachers. They’re not allowed to shag 16-year-old pupils now cos they are in a position of trust.

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    or even Heatherington – and don’t links go all the way to … Jersey!?

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    The Iranian President says:

    Can somebody find a hijab for this woman!

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    Liebore Watch says:

    >While an estimated 500,000 children head towards poverty

    We took 500,000 people out of poverty in Iraq and sent them to muzzy heaven.

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    Nonce Watch says:

    You mean this one,and there’s more where he came from.

    A former circuit judge who pleaded guilty to child pornography charges has been spared a jail sentence.
    David Selwood, from Winchester in Hampshire, pleaded guilty to 12 counts of making and possessing indecent images of children.

    The 70-year-old was charged after police found 75 images of naked and semi-naked boys aged between eight and 14 on his laptop computer.

    A spokesman for the Department of Constitutional Affairs said that Judge Selwood would be entitled to a full pension. The spokesman said that he was due to retire when he reached the age of 70 but was retiring early because of ill health. “The judge is innocent until proved guilty and therefore, like any other person, is entitled to his full pension upon retirement”, the spokesman said.

    Presumably, his retirement will not effect police investigations in any way, but the question should be asked, would he have decided to retire due to such ill health had he not been arrested and placed under investigation?

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    600,000 pa says:

    +600,000 pa

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    Anonymous says:

    Even mussies born in the UK would rather fight for other mussie countries.

    They would attack the UK, the country of their birth without a seconds hesitation.

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    Anonymous says:

    The LibDems and lying, are like Labour to hypocrisy, and Dave to cast iron.

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    aurora borealis says:


    My word that is not a face to launch a thousand ships is it?!

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    Gooey Blob says:

    That’s one “Pidgeon” even Dick Dastardly and his crew couldn’t fail to stop. South Derbyshire is an easy Tory hold for 2015.

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    Owen Jones says:

    I did a piece on Nettie Pollard NCCL last week, good to see Guido Fawkes will be following it up.

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    Nobody says:

    I give a fuck

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    Anonymous says:

    He looks like Cast Iron more and more every day.

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    Yes,Of Course says:

    Nettie Pollard: NCCL official and PIE member

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    Guy News Room says:

    Owen Jones refused to answer the door to us when we visited his home.

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Charlie Falconer’s paws [Blairs Flatmate] were as the LCJ – all over the cover up and pay off.

  181. 181
    Grant Shapps says:

    Link to a number of new jobs at the Labour Party, from research to organising. please share.

  182. 182
    altruism in industry says:

    say it is not true Obama is a created child of the CIA

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    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    Red Len promised that job to me.

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    Tiger Lance says:

    So any imposed sanctions would be counterproductive.

    The best way forward is for ever increasing trade between east and west with more movement of people.

    Why has Militwit as Opposition Leader not brought this up?

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    Guy Verhofstadt, handsome guy. says:

    Her ugliness is used to distract us from the fact that she is totally useless.

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    JadedJean10 says:

    There is an awful lot which you fail to see. I suggest you reflect upon that at times. We all have to. It highlights our lack of omniscience.

    The Soviets and Germans were allies ideologically in the 1930s and early 40s. They were both resisting Bolshevism as anarchism. That is what the purges in the 1930s in the USSR were all about. I have provided links such as this before to put you on the right trail.

    Just look at what actually happened geo-politically, not to what, propaganda circulated by ‘the allies’ after the war, said happened. The USSR won WWII. The USSR was National Socialist just as the PRC (and her allies) is today.

    Sometimes strategists sacrifice assets for longer term gains. One has to ask, ‘what did National Socialism, properly understood as statism, actually lose in WWII?’ It was a war against ‘J’ewish’ Bolshevism/anarchism. The homeland of J’ews in Europe was Poland and Western USSR, we know from the historical record that they were the ones who ran Bolshevist USSR and the Comintern, but that was quite different in referent to the ‘Russian’ ‘Old Labour’ Soviet Union, as shown by the purges in the 1930s and policy in Spain in the 1930s. This should be born in mind when thinking about the Danzig problem in 1939 I suggest. The war between Britain/France and Germany in Europe was incited by vested interests. Whose? Britain lost its empire and was effectively bankrupted by it. The nation which economically benefited was anarchistic USA which was shortly in a Cold War with the statist USSR and shortly after, the PRC.

    Plus ca change.

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    altruism in industry says:

    looking on the bright side war always triggers a spurt in ingenuity

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    Am I bovvered? Nope. says:

    Teenager seriously ill after taking possible ‘Mortal Kombat’ ecstasy pill at house party.

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    The Sump-Pan of Bruni says:

    Is she related to Bercow ? Her feet don’t seem to reach the floor.

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    UKIP or bust says:


    Never mind about Putin, or Obawana, or what Goofy Ed, Honky Dave, Or Glogg is up to. This is what shit is going down and it’s gets worse every time it is allowed to happen.

    “an operation by fundamentalists to “take over” state schools in the city of Birmingham, undermine the headteachers and ensure they were “run on Islamic principles”.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    What a bummer!, managing to come second in the World Ugly competition final (but which one?).

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Advise you and CO bar 6 re read applebaum’s piece of Feb 21st.
    She’s still in lon was believ at LSC – spouting last week.

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    altruism in industry says:

    muslims are not born, they are created later

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    I got hit over the head with a non-stick frying pan, I blame NASA.

  195. 195
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    The Indictment Against the Tory Party: That They Did Wilfully and With Malice Aforethought Cruelly Abandon People to…

  196. 196
    altruism in industry says:

    they went wwwsssd[shift]w[shift]d too quick ?

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    Barraco Barner says:

    Why has this place become like Facebook? Scary.

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    Podiceps says:

    Teflon (or PTFE to give it its proper name) is much older than NASA. It was discovered in 1938, by accident when trying to make a new kind of CFC for refrigerators.

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    Vlad always wins says:

    Why does she have to mozzie up? Next Charl es will be dancing in Sau di in a frock. Oh, he did that last month. Does Ashpan have the look of the wolf dressed as a grandma in Red Riding hood?

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    Crowded roads, schools, houses, what next ? says:

    what about the other 56,000,000. Excludes 4,000,000 arrivals since 1997.

  202. 202
    Ah! H says:

    ” see it now on BBC4 and BBC4 HHHHaitch Dee”

    Even the effin announcers

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    Vlad always wins says:

    Little island People of England……. Why not join my R Fed ? You need strong man government, no nancy PM or Foreign Secretary, I give good job to Mr Nigel.. He is a true Russian.

    New laws special for England.. No homo marriage and no muzz, full clear out Africa style can be done.

    Vote Vlad.

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    Feeling Dopey, and maybe Grumpy too says:

    Was Blair really referred to as Bambi?

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    Ed's left nostril (snot the other one) says:

    Has the money been laundered?

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    Messaih Tone says:



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    Jessicacacaca Reed, Guardian middle-class "liberal", pre-packaged dopey pc opinions on twitter says:

    Glad to see Guido is now subscribing to the idea of relentlessly pushing the nation that anything that has even 33% women is a women problem as women should be 50/50 regardless of merit. Cathy Newman agrees with me, as does Harriet Harman and David Cameron. We will overcome the patriarchy of ugly working class white men.

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    Kit Marlowe says:

    or one to wake up with.

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    rick says:

    “Schools in Rotherham ……… having only a small number of pupils from minority ethnic groups – will no longer be able to enjoy sausages, bacon or ham.”

    English Kids can now only eat Hal Al/Kosher.

    Important not to blame the Muslims here – it is the English imposing the rule on themselves. And we have the neck to call the French “surrender monkeys” – our ancestors would disown us.

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    Barraco Barner says:

    Jesus died so that I can play video games naked until 5 am.

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    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    the Ukraine to …. turn into a third world dump.

    You’ve obviously never been there.

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    Too many of us already says:

    If you can’t afford a child don’t have one. And don’t ask me to pay for you to bring up any of your foul-ups. That’s your job, not mine.

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    Screw the LibLabCon says:

    Throw in half price gas and oil and you may well have something there Vlad.

  214. 214
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    I saw him a few weeks ago in person. His head, reflecting in the winter sun, shone as white as the moon. Some dago.

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    Screw the LibLabCon says:

    That woman is ugly.

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    Screw the LibLabCon and the BBC says:

    I haven’t for four years and will continue to do so.

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    Vlad always wins says:

    Old news, nothing will happen, the indigenous only want Skating on Gay Factor Voice two minute singing shit, perhaps when the mozz come to hang them from the lamp posts, till then…..

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    A Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the Party of Dave says:

    Vote for me if you want to cut immigration and have loads of referendums on any old shit at all. Remember a vote for the party of Dave is a cast iron guarantee set in stone and triple locked honest! So don’t be gay on the 22nd of May, vote for the party of Dave, you know it makes sense!

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    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    Westerners do not understand how the people of the Former Soviet Union see themselves, as they did before the break up and as they do now.

    They do not think in terms of national identity but in ethnic terms.

    For example, the owner of Chelsea Football Club is not a Russian no matter where was born, nor what passport he holds. He is a J­ew.

    Ethnic Russians who were we born and bred in Latvia, Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, Kazakhstan, Georgia, Tajikistan woteva see themselves as Russian and will call themselves so. Georgians, Azeris, Tatars, Je­ws, Ukrainians, Cossacks etc etc are first and foremost that, no matter in which country they now find themselves in, thanks to Stalin’s human chess games.

    So ethnic Russians living in Ukraine have never thought themselves Ukrainian and look to Putin a the leader of their mother country who has come to bring them home. Or bring home to them. The only reason they are “Ukrainian” is that they were outnumbered in the referendum.

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    aurora borealis says:

    Nancy? Are you talking about that nancy delolio person?

    I think we can say with a fair certainty, despite her ‘aspirations’ she is not going to make it to Buck House!!

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    aurora borealis says:

    Not bothered. Took YoungNells out of state education last year and put her into an Independent School. Transformation has been amazing! Worth all the sacrifice and every penny!!

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    aurora borealis says:

    That was bliar, alycampbell and labour!!

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    The Great British Public says:

    This years Lib Dem conference has been like a Facebook reunion for Dignitas.

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    aurora borealis says:

    Or as militwit would say – vote for me if you do not want an EU referendum , want the kinnochios to keep troughing your money in eu pensions and worthless eu jaunts to just about anywhere, want uncontrolled immigration and uncontrolled welfare benefits, want dodgy postal votes, want economic incompetence, want a failing NHS, want worthless state education……………………..

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    aurora borealis says:

    Ah barraco barner! The benefits of a labour education!!

  228. 228
    Gordon Brown (Doctor of History) says:

    You mean that our communist heroes are not running Russia? When did that happen?

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    By their Noses/Penises shall ye know them says:

    Like the old West Belfast joke at the time of the 1982 Movie:

    “How do you know E.T.’s a Protestant?
    He looks like one.”

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    Anon says:

    In this context it is evident that the word is used as an adjective Nan and not a name. Perhaps your private educated grand child can explain. BOREaulis indeed.

  231. 231
    Abu Qatada says:

    Inhumane killing of animals for tradition sake is wrong. Ban halal slaughters

  232. 232
    Anon says:

    Stop gloating woman

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    Victoria Nuland says:

    Fuck the EU

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    A former Asst Secretary to the US Treasury says:

    Obama Comes Out Against Self-Determination

    The White House Fool has repeatedly declared erroneously and foolishly that it is “against international law” for Crimea to exercise self-determination. Self-determination, as used by Washington, is a propaganda term that serves Washington’s empire but is not permissible for real people to exercise. On March 6 Obama telephoned Putin to tell the Russian President again that only Washington has the right to interfere in Ukraine and to insist against all logic that only the “government” in Kiev installed by the Washington-organized coup is “legitimate” and “democratic.”

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    Anonymous says:

  236. 236
    Rachel Reeves says:

    I’m the next led of the Labour Party.
    Honk! hoooooonnnnnk honk honk!

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    Barracks O'Bummer says:

    I’m totally out of my depth. I didn’t expect to get elected to a second term so I’ve got to grin and bear it until I can start the lecture circuit.

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    Rationalist says:

    Or as anyone with any sense would say, do your best to kick over the whole corrupt, traitorous self-serving applecart.

  239. 239
    Baroness Nosebag says:

    You’re all horrible. Even top ranking EU officials have feelings. Now where’s my stable? I could do with a nice munch of hay.

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    Dorkass says:

    She has Seven Chins, that’s why. Beat that.

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    rape the pope's anus with a nuclear warhead says:

    if the commander in chief were a piece of fruit he would be president obanana.

  242. 242
    YouTube says:

    This video is private.

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    Dorkass says:


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    Lucretia Burger says:

    Piss off Rachel — my honking conk is bigger than yours

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    altruism in industry says:

    of course language is a way of communicating within certain preconceived notions but what interested me about the idea of brain cells communicating to each other by gas was the degree of subtleness that this would enable.
    Somebody should build a computer that is more organic like a brain.

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    All religions are Bollux. says:

    All done to placate the various imaginary sky fairies — and don’t forget the mutilation of children by FGM and circumcision.

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    Dorkass says:

    God, it will hurt when the EUSSR, USSA, IMF cough up to kick the Uk’raine default down the road, to see that money disappear straight into GazProm’s pocket.

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    altruism in industry says:

    for example; if wee willy Hague was a brain cell he would be emitting excitement by gas and so you would be aware of his presence depending on how close you were to him.
    Very close and you might be overcome be a malevolent odour but 2 thousand miles away and you might not even notice his smell at all.

  249. 249
    Clement Fitz-Benny says:

    Wot Benny said

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    Hang him says:

    The dirty old bastard

  251. 251
    Bail out! says:

    I am thankful to Gordon ‘bloody’ brown’s reign of terror for motivating me to move my whole family to New Zealand. You can’t stop the troughing bastards but some of you will be lucky enough to be able to get the fuck out of it while you can. The white flight is already underway!

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    altruism in industry says:

    do you know that python or something like that maybe an anaconda it will bite you maybe on the wrist or the ankle but it will walk its jaw teeth up your limb without letting go a little bit at a time until it reaches your throat then it will latch on and suffocate and kill you.
    That is what Islam is like to a society.

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    here is a portion of it [m’bot in the way at present]

    The Foreign Secretary, Jack Straw, and the Lord Chancellor, Lord Irvine, today confirmed that the UK”s candidate for election to the panel of judges at the International Criminal Court will be Mr Adrian Fulford QC.
    Announcing Mr Fulford”s nomination, Jack Straw said:
    “I am pleased to confirm that Adrian Fulford will be our candidate for election to the International Criminal Court. Now that the ICC is a reality, the next stage is to ensure that it quickly becomes effective. The election of judges of the highest calibre is an important first step and I am confident that Mr Fulford will be a strong contender.”

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Did blair give the dirty d everything he wanted in return for some favours at the time? [prem. ship rights – bigggg buck$]

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    SMART AdServer says:

    The Sun is for morons though.

  257. 257
    altruism in industry says:

    polytetroflouroethelene innit ? I used to buy it for a release agent

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    Gordon Brown says:

    It’s Chico time.

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    Save yourself a trip to the newsagents says:

    You’re reading this, aren’t you?

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    Anonymous says:

    What a great idea – about as useful as rearranging the deck-chains on the Titanic.

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    JadedJean10 says:

    But there is national socialism and international socialism.

    Here is some simple, but important history for you.

    Take on board that up to the early 1980s the British Labour Party was very like the Leninist Russian Labour Party. It was opposed to the equivalent of the old Russian non Leninist Labour Party (Militant Tendency were Trotskyites). Think of the New Labour Party as being this non-Leninist Labour Party and bear in mind what Thatcher’s Libertarian Government did to the unions in the 1980s and how this was continued under New Labour.

    You will then start to understand why (New Left) Ed Miliband and his 34 year old Shadow Secretary to the Treasury did not support the Public Sector strike a year or so ago.

    These are New Left (Social Democrats) – not Old Labour. The Liberal-Democrats started out as the Social Democratic party, which was a splinter group from Old Labour plus a small Liberal Party. These were pro USA. Old Labour types (socialism in one country) are not popular with the USA and you can see this as the USA has been to war against these types (Vietnam, Cambodia, Korea, and today it is threatening Syria and Iran by proxy). Do you think it would allow Old Labour in Britain or Europe? This is what the Marshall Plan and EU Project, and plans for a 27 state EU Constitution superstate was designed to keep at bay – think the opposition, the CIS/SCO. This is what the current EU crisis is all about. It is about furthering Libertarianism (anarchism) and rolling back the state.

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    altruism in industry says:

    I discovered that I could make a silicone rubber cast of something that had all the detail then spray PTFE on that and pour silicone rubber on that and it would release perfect leaving a silicone rubber original which was handy

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    SMART AdServer says:

    Not really. I’m listening to Johnnie Walker on iPlayer whilst buffering Live and Let Die on ITV+2.

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    The ideal replacement for Squeaker says:

    A pity the public can’t vote for Speaker. Brian Blessed would make the greatest Speaker ever. Just imagine him bellowing ORDER!

  265. 265
    Save yourself a trip to the newsagents and find out all the latest gossip says:


    Was that was the blaxploitation/speedboat/voodoo one or the one where Bond gets laid?

  266. 266
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    i have viewed the 13:28 min video over on G’s blog of ‘like-guidos-facebk-page’ of yesterday – a video of Antony Sutton from July 1987 – watch it or don’t watch it. p.s. will look at the two you pointed at ‘t other day also.

  267. 267
    Maqboul has seen William says:

    Shit Hague has been seen, live, as a white man.

  268. 268
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Please see below for links to a video by Antony Sutton – go to the link on yesterday’s blog [G’s f.aceless boook plug and bob’s your uncle].

  269. 269
    JadedJean10 says:

    It was me that posted the Prof Antony Sutton video last night under the moniker of Leon Trotsky.

    My usual moniker is not always accepted.

    Thank you all the same.

  270. 270
    Pëë Staïns says:

    Nobody reads my shitty blog no more.

    I wish my ?wife? looked similar to Jane Seymour.

  271. 271
    Anonymous says:

    Not happy with rapping yourself in it, you also seem to be waring your Union Flag under-pants. Confusing hard-right nationalistic fervor with love of one’s country – have you signed up for UKIP or the EDL yet?

  272. 272
    hold on a min says:

    BBC Countryfile informed me earlier that animals
    slaughtered by halal methods didn’t really suffer.

  273. 273
    jgm2 says:

    Another immigrant family being given free social housing and preferential treatment.

  274. 274
    abdul-y-dark says:

    Graham Bonnet

  275. 275
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    That point is fine but you seem to have completely missed the subtle one that I alluded to.

    Raising a ‘Munich Analogy’ of itself should not affect the judgement of other states, but certainly provides the tools required by some to shift domestic political support in a direction where it otherwise would not be possible to go.

    The questioning of US credibility is a disingenuous and dangerous rhetoric. Neither the US nor R-Fed consider this in their current planning / actions. This will not directly affect FP today, but will be very effective in causing public opinion to change in a negative way – if avoidance of conflict is desired.

  276. 276
    JadedJean10 says:


    What a lot of people don’t understand is that this (Daniel Hannan) is Social Democrats at work, the Left-Communists which Lenin attacked as anti-statist Libertarians in the early part of the c20th and which in more recent times has been known as the New Left. It is NOT left wing! It is anti-Government. Take note that the Human Rights legislation applies only to what goes on in the Public Sector. It is designed to cripple the state, erode the PUBLIC Sector managed by the elected Government.

    It is very hard for most people to grasp how this works, as they think that Governments do the opposite. Just think about the facts, and you’ll soon see why Germany rose up against all this subversion in favour of free-market anarchism in the 1930s. Those they rose up against then fled to the West, i.e Britain and the USA which they incited to wage war against their oppressors. That is why you see this (right-wing Libertarian) politically correct behaviour mostly in these countries today. It is poisonous to the REGULATIVE state by design. It’s why Hitler and Stalin are the arch bogeymen.

  277. 277
    Poker Bum says:

    Clare Torry

  278. 278
    comp kid says:

    Little Owen’s accidentally drawn attention to himself again by
    letting the world know he’s joined the Guardian as a columnist.
    He’ll feel right at home with all the other Oxbridge tossers.

  279. 279
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like Jones will be turning a blind eye to tax avoidance?

  280. 280
    jgm2 says:

    Beauty is subjective but I vaguely recall seeing an article suggesting that a unit of beauty should be the ‘Helen’ being the amount of beauty sufficient to launch 1,000 ships.

    The unit of ugliness should be the ‘Ashton’. Being the degree of ugliness sufficient to stop 1,000 clocks.

  281. 281
    Billie Boredom is The Grossest Bumpile, EVER !! says:

    only tosseurs like us know what hes talking about dont they guido

  282. 282
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Try getting a life.

  283. 283
    Guido Fawkes says:

    In English, Billie, before I bounce you.

  284. 284
    Anonymous says:

    Hahahaha ,,,,,,

  285. 285
    Anonymous says:


  286. 286
    God says:

    Simon Coultûrd?

  287. 287
    non taxable pikey says:

    He’ll feel right at home at the Grauniad.

  288. 288
    God says:

    You’re obsessed with minutiae.

  289. 289
    They'd rather have a camel says:
  290. 290
    Billie Boredom is The Grossest Bumpile, EVER !! says:

    lets change the subject to +male patten baldness+ giudo!!!!

  291. 291
    Diane Abbott says:

    Diane Abbott.

  292. 292
    The EU's Version says:

  293. 293
    Guido Fawkes says:

    No twat’s going to to click that, Steve.

  294. 294
    Wee Willy Hague says:

    That reminds of Homeland,she’s such a hero.

  295. 295
    Anonymous says:

    Whatever you call it, this nasty, heart-less, charge is hurting many people. All part of the upper-class-war on the unemployed/poor and disabled. ‘Caring Conservatives”? My a**e.

  296. 296
    Simon Coulter says:

    Igonnakum Jerk

  297. 297
    Igonikon Jack USA says:

    Brenda Lacluster.

  298. 298
    Brendon Lacluster says:

    Robert Ambridge.

  299. 299
    Anonymous says:

    So, how many Tories voted for this bloody, costly and illegal war?

  300. 300
    Tony Blair says:

    I’m making tons of lovely dosh advising dictators, and now I’m going to give some of that blood money to Labour in return for my son Euan landing a safe seat. What is important is!

  301. 301
    E says:

    Wotevver happened to that great internet god , I wonders ??

    Love E x x

  302. 302
    Null hypothesis says:

    Facebook is built upon the principle of friendship. That is its appeal to those who visit it. It panders to the ego of its members and their emotional need to be approved of by their audience.

    Guido Fawkes is built upon the principle that politicians, in the modern era, tend towards self-gratification and self-reward, to which the site is quite correctly and critically opposed. This means that this blog ought to be regarded with fear and anxiety by most politicians, especially when they are in their business for the wrong reasons.

    There thus appears to be a diametrical conflict between the aspirations of this site and the objectives of Facebook.

    To our host my main recommendation would be: Please keep this site nasty!

  303. 303
    My dog's cancer-ridden left testicle reads The Telegraph says:

    Who cares?

  304. 304
    NSA says:

    So you might think

  305. 305
    Steve says:


  306. 306
    My dog's cancer-ridden left testicle reads The Telegraph says:

    Euan-me? My solicitors are on to you.

  307. 307
    Satan says:

    My patience is infinite, but the pincers are already in the fire. See you in due course, my friend.

  308. 308
    Billie Boredom is The Grossest Bumpile, EVER !! says:

    Is that a promise goidu ??

  309. 309
    When a Myth becomes a fact says:

    Clare Torry.

  310. 310
    Gok Wan says:

    Iranian men don’t usually wear ties. They also don’t do a lot of shaving, but they use loads too much aftershave.

  311. 311
    My Other Van's A Comma says:

    Eddy Eagle.

  312. 312
    Stretch Marx says:

    Clare Torry.

  313. 313
    Chippenham says:

    That’s great new. Now I can enjoy the Independent sudoku without feeling pissed off about having put bread on your table. Twice the pleasure.

  314. 314
    Tehranosaurus says:

    Why is she wearing a grope-proof frock?

  315. 315
    Tom Uttlerly Boring says:

    He’s writing crap for The Daily Mail now.

  316. 316
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  317. 317
    Owen Jokes says:

    The Gurniad is a little kinder to my piles.

  318. 318
    Tom Utley says:

    Clare Torry.

  319. 319
    Who said? says:

    Max made his money not so much from what was said about his clients as from what was not said

  320. 320
    Tel E Caster says:

    Well, English clearly isn’t your first language if your spelling is anything to go by.

  321. 321
    Stars..No stripes says:

  322. 322
    Fuck the EU says:

    Why not give her a cup of Polonium tea and put her on a plane back home with some terrorists on stolen EU passports ?

  323. 323
    Who said? says:

    Blah blah blah. You post this shit here regularly, but you really haven’t a clue, have you?

  324. 324
    UKIP for me says:

    She is supposed to represent a liberal progressive EU? The women oppressing bigots have forced Ashton to wear a slave rag on her head and what amounts to a burkha.

    This sends a crystal clear message to the religious women hating mullah regime, it validates the oppression of women by forcing them to hide their bodies.

    Thanks Comrade Ashton, all those women being oppressed in muslim nations look at you for hope and you answer by obeying the mullahs demands.

  325. 325
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    perhaps you missed the troll attack – requesting that i put up some evidence that J Pierpoint M0ron [Bankster] was involved in the bolshi revolution the other week and where i responded with an Antony bokk and specific page number … somehow i think you may have clocked that though.

  326. 326
    Fuck the EU says:

    She values her virginity ?

  327. 327
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    To ‘who said’ – You wouldn’t be a pitiful political troll by any chance would you?

  328. 328
    The non proliferation and r'ape treaty says:

    That moniker would be a secret weapon of mass destruction.

  329. 329
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    fuck off back to tatchells cock Gok.

  330. 330
    cunt off you inbred genocidal pervert says:

    so you really do want the world to see the probe video?!

  331. 331
    The most rabid on the left says:

    The mullah’s have done the right thing in this specific case.

  332. 332
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    And Elvis says – ‘great balls of fire”

  333. 333
    Millionaire Chucks claims for milk in his brew says:

  334. 334
    Millionaire Chucks claims for milk in his brew says:

  335. 335
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Note to Rupe – i haven’t even started on your shysters – fuckhead.

  336. 336
    Are Igbos like Jocks? says:

  337. 337
    Anonymous says:

    Ok, so I’ve got news. Really sad to leave the Independent, TO WHOM I owe so much, and delighted to join the Guardian as a columnist.

    Fucking useless twat

  338. 338
    A lan R usbridger says:

    So did I, but I blame the NSA.

  339. 339
    Silas marner says:

    That is why the miserable bastard is a mllionaire

  340. 340
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Oh nooo ! Not Bus Pass Elvis, please !

  341. 341
    Dodgy D. Laws says:


  342. 342
    Osmin the Overseer says:

    You Englishmen, what fools you are, to leave your wives their freedom!

  343. 343
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:


  344. 344
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

  345. 345
    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Not the prettiest……

  346. 346
    cheche says:

    Just listened to the papers review on SKY. Lots of talk about the weather but nothing about muzzors taking over skools

  347. 347
    Fingers crossed says:

    I hope nobody brings a copy of that leaflet to the Farage/Clegg debate.

  348. 348
    Podiceps says:

    Why dissemble? You, I and everyone hope that someone does.

  349. 349
    Rupee Murdokk says:

    You don’t come on here (or buy The Sun newspaper) expecting to read the truth do you? For heaven’s sake….

  350. 350
    jgm2 says:

    I’ll be happier when Blair is referred to as ‘the defendant’.

  351. 351
    Hang him says:

    We pay for his cafe au lait

  352. 352
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    To give insight into Cr!mea referendum, an advert on bill board that has gone up:

    Translation of tweet:

    @varlamov All means are fair in war. RT @GraniTweet Nothing like this billboard for the referendum in Sevastopol.

    If interested, the text for the referendum can be found here:


    There are reports of arson attacks against Tatars in Cr!mea, and also Pro-R folk are apparently marking Tatar homes with X’s.

    Starting to get nasty.

    P’tin will make his move on U proper once he has the U forces stationed in Cr!mea either under his control or out of the Cr!mea. One can guess what one of the first executive orders of the Cr!mean Parliament is likely to be once the referendum result is in if the U forces are still there.

    Now if K’iev does not recognize the result, and order its forces out, what happens next ?

  353. 353
    Moddly botted again says:

    Does that mean we’ll see even more of the twat on the BBC now he’s joined their print arm

  354. 354
    Owen's special needs teechur says:

    I’ll learn Owen how to say it proper at skool tomorrow.

  355. 355
    Hack watch says:

    It is indeed worrying that journos from a rag with such a small circulation receive so much air time.

  356. 356
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Total blackout on it.

  357. 357
    EU Watch 2 says:

    They will likely not be mentioning this either:

  358. 358


  359. 359
    Barraco Barner says:

    And the territories around the R-Fed started to fall like Dominoes:

  360. 360
    Hello Blind Pugh says:

    Tories had to go on the assurances that were given by Blair in the Houses of Parliament.

    Perhaps the Tories would have cow-towed to Bush. We don’t know.
    Labour were in power and they had to make the decision, but remember Blair lied and he got *nothing* in return from Bush — not even a slice of the money-making pie for British firms. Nor the Eco-stuff that was big at the time (whether you think that was worthwhile or not).
    We can equally assume a toryu PM would have seen through bush’s lack of intelligence and not been lured by the plaudits and money-making chances.

    It was Labour — and they fucked up for Britain, and fucked up for the world.

    Compare also Blair’s (seven?) wars with Thatcher’s (one/two?)

  361. 361
    Podiceps says:

    The page has been pulled. This was to be expected.

  362. 362
    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    There is no need for the “OK or the “so” or the “I’ve got news.”

  363. 363
    mary caitrin mahoney and many others says:

    the mess from the prez falls mainly on the dress.

  364. 364
    Di rear says:

    Brilliant !

  365. 365
    Time to do a Chuka and put out the trash says:

    There is no need for Owen. Period.

  366. 366
    Shirley says:

    He meant fifth columnist.

  367. 367
    Angelina Murky says:

    Curses! You noticed….

  368. 368
    Get your censors out for the lads.. says:

    Why does she etc… A good question.

    There was a similar parallel some years ago when an African dance troupe from South Africa came to perform in London. Anyone who has been to SA will know that it is traditional for unwed maidens to dance topless – and they planned to carry on their traditions on stage in the West End.

    The local straight-laced and outraged censor at the time issued an order forbidding this nudity on stage. The Africans said “It is our custom”, but the censor refused to bend.

    The riposte to him was along the lines of OK fine, but the next time some dance troupe from the UK come to our country, they will be required to follow OUR customs too.

    It was too long ago now for me to remember how this all ended.

  369. 369
    Get your censors out for the lads.. says:

    Somewhere on the internet is a video of a computer analyst/specialist breaking down the version of the certificate presented to the world. Detailed and minute computer analysis shows several places where it is clear that it had been doctored, although that might not be immediately obvious to a human eye.

    Nobody knows how this half-breed jumped up Chicago social worker managed to get his arse on the Presidential seat in the White House.

  370. 370
    Get your censors out for the lads.. says:

    I hope that pill was halal!

  371. 371
    Get your censors out for the lads.. says:

    Foreigners cannot be expected to know a lot about the English language.

    SO WTF do the BBC employ them?

  372. 372
    Happy expat says:

    Sensible fellow. Welcome to the club.

  373. 373
    Backwoods hickory stick says:

    Not Elvis, it was Jerry Lee – you know, the one who married his 13 year old cousin. Wonder what HH and co had to say about that then?

  374. 374
    Backwoods hickory stick says:

    Now y’ll know why we call yer little ol’ place the land of milk an’ honey (‘cept honey ain’t back from the launderette yet).

  375. 375
    Jam tomorrow says:

    Is the string coming out of the top her head the end of the noose round her neck (hidden by the scarf).??

    One day soon, one day soon….

  376. 376
    Jam tomorrow says:

    … not only ‘someONE’. The whole audience should be given a copy on entry to the studio.

  377. 377
    non taxable pikey says:

    Want to bet that Nigel is way ahead of you?

  378. 378
    Quinn Martin says:

    Come, come now, you should know we English are not supposed to give a damn about what is happening in our own country and under our own noses. No, no, no. We must be totally focused on Ukraine, Russia, Syria, Iran – anywhere but our own country.

    It’s what our betters want.

  379. 379
    Michello Barner says:

    Don’t you mean our president?

  380. 380
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    What next? Hosepipe ban, of course!

  381. 381
    Village Idiot says:

    ….Get it all off your chest;you will feel better soon!….Sadly,there is so much to be annoyed with,and,our elites have not listened to the discomforts of the populace.
    …Democracy died in 1975, the rest is mind manipulation,nudges and subtle brainwashing!…Trouble is,..most,who are interested,can see through it!…The rest,whose educational attainments have been deliberately stifled,do not care…
    …The blame can be laid at the door of the “professional ” classes,who have failed in their chosen professions! The result is “Chaos”…The teacher that does not teach the difficult ones,the social worker,tethered by rules and fear,the useless doctor,banker ,politician,it goes on and on,till it kicks off!

  382. 382
    Anonymous says:

    Sorry, having a bit of a bad spell.

  383. 383
    Anonymous says:

    “…Abandoning a domesticated animal or withdrawing its supply of food can end in criminal convictions here in the UK, yet the duty of care and animal cruelty legislation does not, it seems, apply to human beings. This government has taken Britain over the line into barbarism, around 5 million Britons, if they get their way, are headed for the Tory party knacker’s yard.

    Cameron seems fixated on trying to stop the unemployed or other victims of his money laundering fraudster City funders from eating and sleeping. The Britain he wants to see is a sadistic place where, as US writer Gore Vidal mockingly commented: “It is not enough to succeed, others must fail.” Only the selfish, the ignorant and the rich count as human in Cameron’s financial determinism.

    If there is a political backlash, he doesn’t care, he knows he’ll walk straight into a multimillion job in the EU’s corporate world when his political bolt is shot. So as far as ‘Call me Dave’ and his Eton Bullingdon Club chums are concerned, the poor can just go to hell.”

    “Starved & evicted: Britain’s poor now treated worse than animals”,
    Tony Gosling on RT

  384. 384
    By the way says:

    But was not this site built upon the principle that all politicians – apart from the hard-right – tend towards self-gratification and self-reward? To this end, such a trouble-making blog needs to be regarded with fear and anxiety – by centre and left-wing politicians. On the road to a one-party state, this site needs to be vile and nasty – to anyone that does not agree with it.

  385. 385
    By the way says:

    Are you saying that we should return to being backward-looking, narrow, Little Englanders, with no idea of what is happening in the wider world? Well that is OK – if you that don’t mind being kept in the dark and fed on BS. Clearly, the powers-that-be would certainly want love that.

  386. 386
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    At least people in the other parts of the former USSR who might be tempted by Brussels/Washington gold will now realize that they shouldn’t rely on any support other than vainglorious fucking bluster!

  387. 387
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    You’ve got to be fucking joking! Have you seen al-Beeb’s World News lately? Not a white face to be seen!

  388. 388
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Hear hear!

  389. 389
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Headline in the Iran Chronicle: “Camera in for repairs after visit by EU envoy!”

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