March 7th, 2014

Guido’s Guide to Leaking

The drip, drip, drip of leaks from parliament, Whitehall and rival newsrooms are what makes this blog happen. Guido relies on you for information and makes every technological effort to make it easy and safe to blow the whistle on politicians:

  • If you call the voicemail number (0709 284 0531) you are asked to give a name, genuine or not, you will then either be connected or your message will be digitally recorded and automatically converted to text. Your voice is then erased.
  • If you want to send an untraceable encrypted email, Guido recommends using Hushmail.
  • If you want to forward an email, DO NOT send it from your parliament, government or party account. COPY and PASTE the text into a personal email and send it from there.
  • DO NOT forward attachments as your bosses may use tracking software to determine where it has gone. Download the file first, then upload it to your personal account.
  • An easy way to leak digital information without getting caught is to take a screenshot on your phone camera, documents can be photographed by most smartphone cameras. No way for your bosses to track it back to you if it’s your personal phone.

Voicemail : 0709 284 0531
Fax : 0709 201 2337
Email : Guido.Fawkes@Order-Order.com

Sources are anonymous (unless you want credit). Who is on the fiddle? Who is lying? If you know “the line” is a lie, ask yourself why you got into politics; was it to cover up the truth or to tell it?


234 Comments

  1. 1
    C.O.Jones says:

    You can whistle while you work!

  2. 2
    Welshracer says:

    The Ship of State is the only ship that leaks from the top.

  3. 3
    Betty Badger says:

    Cleveland Police are bent !

  4. 4
    Daly Male says:

    ‘Islamic takeover plot’ in Birmingham schools investigated…

    FFS, is anybody prepared to stand up to this lot?

  5. 5
    England's green and UNpleasant land says:

    ‘Not a police matter’ December 2013. Move along now.

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Turkey’s supreme court has ordered the release of ex army chief of staff, due mistrial. Erdogan threatening to shut down social media after recordings of him discussing corrupt deals and ways of influencing the judiciary were released onto Facebook. Kiev Mk2 in Ankara soon.

  7. 7
    GCHQ PsyOps Operations Commander says:

    HA HA HA HA HA !!

  8. 8
    #Barracobarner says:

    Yes We Khan!

  9. 9
    Tin foil top hat says:

    I want to leak that Cameron, Milliband and Clegg are all useless t*ssers who would pimp the grandmothers if the EU issued a Directive telling them to.

  10. 10
    Number 6 says:

    Isn’t it about time we did something about Guido.F, Number 3?
    he’s becoming a bit of a bore.

    Maybe you should do a bit of Yewtree on him?

  11. 11
    Message to Wossy says:

    C’mon Wossy, get on that phone mate. Ring up Russell Brand and tell him that you had sex with his mum, just for a laugh like. She’s got breast cancer it seems, so go for it dude, ruin someone else’s life before it’s too late.

  12. 12
    Prezza says:

    Not when I were in charge, cawz then it leaked from Hull mate.

  13. 13
    Pte Pike says:

    Whistle while you work
    Cameron’s a burk
    he’s half barmy
    and he’s smarmy
    Whistle while you work

  14. 14
    All the world says:

    Heard the one about mps want to decriminalise non payment of tv tax, and make it a civil offence?
    BBC – tv tax – scrap the lot

  15. 15
    Dave Camperon says:

    No we Khan’t

  16. 16
    Smiley says:

    Or just walk down a street lined with photographers with your briefing notes in full view

  17. 17
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    if you’ve had a spot of bovver with your local pigs – your MP will ask you to put it all ‘in writing’ – he / she / it will then proceed to use said info – for their own personal and financial gain. That’s just one trick them pesky dirty MP’s use every day.

  18. 18
    broderick crawford says:

    hiw much does the 0709 prefix cost us gweeds ??

    is it dearer tha the 0909 lot ??

    why not 0845 then it lo call rate for ys and you don t have to oay for anything as its not a freefone service (???)

  19. 19
    Abu Qatada says:

    Tories want to rename their party “the workers party” maybe “the lying slimy scumbag party” would be more apt?

  20. 20
    M­­a­q­bo­ul says:

    No, I’m afraid the latter is already taken by the Bedwetters Party aka Labour.

    Try again.

  21. 21
    Mac Clifford says:

    “Look at my penis. Isn’t it tiny? What can I do with this?”

    Following your instructions I copied above from your Quote section and pasted.

    Hows that for blowing the whistle on myself

  22. 22
    M­­a­q­bo­ul says:

    Don’t think the Russians have the ships to get to Turkey.

  23. 23
    M­­a­q­bo­ul says:

    The screenshot of the screen is a good’n.

  24. 24
    Squeaker Bercow says:

    The woman at the job centre said she had 3 openings for me.

    “That’s 2 more than Sally…”, I thought to myself as I took off my pants.

  25. 25
    Jessicacacaca Reed, Guardian middle-class "liberal", pre-packaged dopey pc opinions on twitter says:

    Guido is a white male so unrepresentative. That’s wrong.

  26. 26
    M­­a­q­bo­ul says:

    I’m sure Max had more BJs on the casting couch than any alpha male could dream of. So thirty years later one or two have realised that there’s more to be had than the usual fiver.

  27. 27
    Did Hattie tell some porkie P1ES says:

    More pressure was piled on Harriet Harman and Patricia Hewitt today after it was revealed they were in contact with a notorious paedophile group after they said it was a spent force.
    A 1979 letter from a peedoughfile Information Exchange (PIE) supporter, containing £50 for ‘the defence’ of three members facing prosecution, is labelled with Ms Harman’s initials.
    The Labour deputy leader has said she ‘has never had anything to do’ with PIE, and the group was ‘marginalised’ before she joined the National Council for Civil Liberties (NCCL) as legal officer in 1978.
    Her shadow minister husband Jack Dromey maintains that PIE was ‘defeated’ by him in 1976.
    DAILY MAIL

  28. 28
    Ah! but says:

    How do you know you’ve got a small penis?

  29. 29
    Did Hattie tell some porkie P1ES says:

    Mail stating that Hattie Harman was in contact with the said group after they said it was a spent force. A 50 pound letter from a P group supporter for the defence of 3 individuals has her initials on it.

    She said she never had anything to do with the group. Well according to the mail she did and the letter is produced on the mail website

    Can’t post the link due to modbot but now up in the daily mail website

  30. 30
    Did Hattie tell some porkie P1ES says:

    The letter was 1979

    The Labour deputy leader has said she ‘has never had anything to do’ with PIE, and the group was ‘marginalised’ before she joined the National Council for Civil Liberties (NCCL) as legal officer in 1978.
    Her shadow minister husband Jack Dromey maintains that PIE was ‘defeated’ by him in 1976.

    Trying to get past modbot

  31. 31
    I don't get it? says:

    Tiny URL?

  32. 32
    Voice message converted to text says:

    Eye jars scene egg mini bat quiche in will yon hake.

  33. 33
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

  34. 34
    Diane Fatbott says:

    WWWAAAAAAAAACCCCCIIIIIIIISSSSTTTTT !!!

    ( That always shuts down this type of debate )

  35. 35
    Garfield says:

    For some peculiar reason according to LBC today is “Go Commando Day” they named celebs that are “going commando” at this point I nearly threw up on my keyboard as one of the “celebs” was Lard Prescott”. Now that is bloody obscene.

  36. 36
    aurora borealis says:

    Lots of lying going isn’t there by people like hattyharpic and dromey and officers in the met to name just a few?

    We need a mega clean up of conduct of officers in our public services , the corruption is deeply ingrained , widespread and scandalous. What we need are more rigorous laws governing all persons in public offices and bring them to court for misconduct in public office (an offence that carries a prison sentence) every time they are found to be lying.

    And of course if convicted they should be stripped of their responsibilities, relieved of their employment and not be able to access any pensions or financial remunerations from their post.

  37. 37
    Black Hat says:

    take a screenshot on your phone camera, documents can be photographed by most smartphone cameras. No way for your bosses to track it back to you if it’s your personal phone.

    Apart from the EXIF data which generally says what model of phone, OS version etc (i.e. narrowing down the suspects, not to mention GPS data on most phones telling them where exactly it was shot.

  38. 38
    aurora borealis says:

    do anything for a free meal will prezza.

  39. 39
    To Late says:

    That is so last decade.

  40. 40
    Garfield says:

    I believe that Harman is on LBC tonight on some sort of panel. My own opinion but I think that giving this woman airtime is a grave mistake.

  41. 41
    Dusty Bin says:

    Very Good! Not just politicians but plenty celebrities up to no good. As for the Bullshitting Brainwashing Criminals- BBC- it should be closed down! Stay tuned!

  42. 42
    'Call me Dave' Dave says:

    Useful to know if you should find a paedo phile working in the next-door office

  43. 43
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    The Arab spring was caused by less corruption that this.

  44. 44
    A Voter says:

    Giving her air is an even bigger mistake imho.

  45. 45
    stun () says:

    Mobile phone prefix of course, so depends on your network / contract.

  46. 46
    Podiceps says:

    On a red leather bench in the Upper House
    Lord Prescott was taking his ease.
    His belly hung down to his ankles,
    His buttocks hung down to his knees.
    He crowed, ‘See me going commando,’
    But was met with the the dismal refrain:
    ‘For heaven’s sake, John,
    Put your underpants on,
    Put your bloody pants back on again!’

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Which has the nice side effect of making it a civil matter, and thus they will get you “on balance of probabilities”, and will argue its “probable” if you have a TV or a computer that at some point you have watched TV and thus should be fined.

    Much lower standard of evidence needed, must more rapid ‘rubber stamping’, and a move further towards guilty unless proven innocent.

    The whole point behind iplayer showing stuff live is to allow the argument that simply having a broadband link should mean having to pay the telly tax.

    They can foxtrot oscar.

  48. 48
    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    OMG are you sure?

  49. 49
    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Is is ‘cos I is blick? Blick or broon…….

  50. 50
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    Nice touch from the K’remlin:

    Have the BBC followed suit yet ?

  51. 51
    The Guido advertiser says:

    The above headline is one of the best pieces to appear on this blog. Guido been a bit desperate of late and lacking judgement. Keep the piece fellow conspirators can feed off to last in the evening.

  52. 52
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Guido, I can let you have some Welsh leaks. Just let me know where you want them sending.

  53. 53
    Party of Dave still letting in 517,000 immigrants per year says:

    Even when the people of Crimea vote to become part of Russia again like they were before 1954 you can guarantee the BBC and the rest of the lickspittle MSM won’t change any of their maps.

  54. 54
    Blowing Bent Whistle or Owen Jones says:

    Hard choice……

  55. 55
    England's green and UNpleasant land says:

    Perhaps your handle should be TOO mr mozzie, and reported BY the BBC today so shove it where the curry comes out.

  56. 56
    Mrs Murdoch (ex) says:

    Photographing the screen rather than copy-and-paste is essential – there is plenty of widely-used software that will make a recording on a remote server of every move you make on your laptop.

  57. 57
    common sense says:

    She should be given time at her majesty ‘s pleasure.

  58. 58
    Chopper Soo-e says:

    Ah so, waytfa gerear errekshun.

  59. 59
    History Repeats says:

    Hmm, one does wonder what Mr Guido is after here. Could he be simply informing us readers of the ways to contact his team? Or maybe he is aware of something big brewing in the political sphere, something that will, possibly, bring down a government. What could such a thing be? Maybe it is linked to the ever pending but always covered up ch!ld abuse scandals, some very, very big names are mentioned whenever one looks into the various angles on that story. Perhaps it is related to the corruption in the MET that is, yet again, coming to light today with certain top cops being linked to murder. If that does happen a whole house of cards will come crashing down there, the MET are basically a Mafia organisation with links to drugs, people trafficking, kidnapping and many, many murders. What ever it is you are after Mr Guido we urge you to be careful, as one very high up person in this country once commented, “there are some very dark forces at work in this country today”.

  60. 60
    you are to be votings now says:

    Side with the hard as fuck, well armed and highly organised Russian army.

    Or

    Side with the disorganised, EU infiltrated, multi factioned rabble that is the Ukrainian ‘army’.

    Tough call.

  61. 61
    The Public Sector says:

    All this talk about screen shots etc is completely over the top.

    Simply copy whatever sensitive & confidential data you want to a memory stick, and leave on a train/park bench/etc

    Simple.

  62. 62
    Party of Dave still letting in 517,000 immigrants per year says:

    China Sides With Russia On Sanctions.
     

  63. 63
    men of principle says:

    Here is a novel idea. How about exposing the corruption and putting your name to it. Be a man and stand for something. Only cowards sneak around snitching on their own whilst collecting the pay cheque every month.

  64. 64
    g65 says:

    So, GCHQ and the rest of the Goons aren’t watching Geedough’s then?

  65. 65
    Jack Dromey says:

    I lent him some of my porn

  66. 66
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    That would be OK we’re it not for the fact that the media, politicians, police and judges are all corrupt and can’t be trusted.

  67. 67
    Tutti Frutti says:

    Having had the pleasure of launching Andreessen’s Netscape into the UK way back when, it delights me that the Internet has evolved – right here – into a feared weapon for shedding sunlight on dark politics. The pixel truly is mightier than the sword.

    Great job.

  68. 68
    Party of Dave still letting in 517,000 immigrants per year says:

    I’m calling for the BBC and the rest of the lickspittle MSM to merge the Liberal Democrats in to the ‘others’ part of their info graphs and listings and replace them with UKIP.

  69. 69
    Stay Tuned Folks says:

    According to journalist Alexander Zhilin the new government in Ukraine is preparing false flag attacks on its own military.

    “According to reliable sources in Kiev, foreign military advisers and the new authorities are preparing provocations against Ukrainian troops.

    “The aim is to organize a night attack on a military unit and then blame the Russians.”

  70. 70
    JH-230912384590231-1 says:

    They have certainly redrawn the map to show us as part of the EU.

  71. 71
    Jimmy the labour troll is the biggest twat ever! says:

    F’uck off nell.

  72. 72
    White hat geek says:

    Accesses to that type of media can and should be logged.

    Also, it may be blocked.

  73. 73
    Shove it up your nose, Clegg says:

    Don’t leave the building

  74. 74
    EU Watch 2 says:

    Large demonstration by police and army in Portugal yesterday evening over proposed cuts in pay:

    Very little coverage in European MSM. NB: Note RT covered.

    This report sourced originally from X’inhua:

    h**p://www.neurope.eu/article/portuguese-police-protest-against-wage-cuts

  75. 75
    JH-230912384590231-1 says:

    Pretend economies, pretend bond/interest rates.

    It won’t last.

    House prices will plummet once Mr. Market gets control over interest rates again.

  76. 76
    Ali Ben tabnab says:

    Revealed: Islamist plot dubbed ‘Trojan Horse’ to replace teachers in Birmingham schools with radicals
    Birmingham city council has warned of an alleged dirty tricks campaign
    It has documents purporting that non-Muslim teachers are being targeted
    Islamic fundamentalists allegedly want to replace them with radicals
    Called Trojan Horse, the operation has reportedly succeeded in places
    The documents reveal a plan for the operation to target other cities

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575759/Revealed-Islamist-plot-dubbed-Trojan-Horse-string-schools-Birmingham-self-styled-Jihad.html#ixzz2vJC8HsnX
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

  77. 77
    Garfield says:

    “Vince Cable blames rise of Ukip for Scottish separatism”

    It is becoming more apparent on a daily basis that Cable needs treatment.
    His bizarre statements and pronouncements are indicative of Pre-Senile Dementia.

  78. 78
    UKIP_(Ukraine Independence party) West_Ukraine_Branch says:

    An anonymous man answering to Vlad has just sent us some gold bars.

  79. 79
    BBC says:

    Tra la la la la la la la la la la la la la tra la la la la la la la la la la la la la…

    (fingers in ears)

  80. 80
    Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    And what is Pob Gimp doing about this?

  81. 81
    Sir Humphrey Appleby says:

    I said that first!

  82. 82
    MSM suck LibLabCon cock says:

    Not on the pro EU BBC, I shocked!

  83. 83
    Max Hardcore says:

    These Islamic invaders have no intention of integrating into our society and are only interested in turning our great nation into a caliphate. What’s the betting that the findings will be swept under the carpet with the usual “may harm the community” excuse?

  84. 84
    MSM suck LibLabCon cock says:

    It can’t be nell she’s in to turnips.

  85. 85
    Kangaboy says:

    True. The Portuguese army no longer uses a single vehicle which is made in Portugal. How did they end up with an economy which is so technologically retarded?

  86. 86
    Blowing Whistles says:

    look behind the operation countryman ‘cover up’ – all them criminal homos and pa3dos. And shedloads of pigs at it as well.

  87. 87
    Anon. says:

    Ed Davey Lib Dem & Climate change expert:

  88. 88
    Non conducive to the public good says:

    Round them up and deport them. These islamic subversives are the enemmy within.

  89. 89
    3" penis says:

    This was inevitable, and just a matter of time for this happen with the millions of muslims that have flooded into the UK.

    What the hell did they think would happen when islam is becoming the majority in many areas?

    Fools.

  90. 90
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Look behind the years of covering up in ‘Operation Countryman’ – yes so many criminal homos, pa3dos and pigs. Of Course Brendas Family are part of the mob covering up … and she has the audacity to talk [forked-tongue] of Dark Forces when most of them are hers.

  91. 91
    The Guido ditty says:

    He’s Fat, He’s Round, He lives in Londonistan, Guido Fawkes, Guido Fawkes

  92. 92
    Mr Nurdle says:

    Of course they are and noting all the comments which can be traceable. Don’t worry they are also watching the little darlings in the HoC and HoL, they already know all their misdemeanour and carrying ons, must be a bit hectic when a lot of the shower are replaced.

  93. 93
    OnMeds says:

    Islam is the religion of peace. Islam advocates equality for all – especially the persecuted minorities. Islam is an ideology which embodies the message to fight viciously against patriarchal establishments so that women’s basic human rights are secured and respected. Islam, above all, liberates the people and most certainly does not impose brutal, oppressive regimes on its followers. Islam also believes freedom of speech is a fundamental cornerstone of any theocratic society, and actively encourages people to voice arguments which contravene the teachings found in Islam. Islam opposes unreasonable demands for women to be chaste and pure, and abhors the practice of FGM in order for women to achieve this status of purity. Yep, Islam can only enrich the fabric of Western societies..

  94. 94
    Number Two says:

    Information. We need Information.

  95. 95
    Cart before horse says:

    SNP founded 1934
    UKIP founded 1993

  96. 96
    altruism in industry says:

    the only solution is to proscribe Islam or it’ll just get worse

  97. 97
    men of principle says:

    I am sure if our host really wanted to bring the government down he could reveal the truth about why the entire media, met plods and government have colluded to cover up the crimes of a certain mr and Mrs McHunt. What is so important about Labour’s MI5 heart expert and scene sterilisation pro G McHunt?

  98. 98
    gerry mccunt says:

    Depends on who you are. I put my trust in them and so far they haven’t let me down.

  99. 99
    Clear as gold says:

    在蛋迷你乳蛋饼蝙蝠渊眼睛罐子场景将鳕鱼

  100. 100
  101. 101
    Trouble 't Mill says:

  102. 102
    Anon. says:

    “Fourth place” ?

  103. 103
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    This article is worth reading:

    One aspect it comes close to re: P’tins propaganda and PR, is that P’tin is exploiting a Frankfurt school weakness that has compromised much of Europe and is currently eroding US society.

    Recalling A’dorno’s diatribes about the authoritarian personality, much of the West is currently encumbered with weak feminized leaders cut in the cloth of social democrats partly to avoid a repeat of a leader such as H’itler re-emerging.

    The appeal of the authoritarian still very much exists and in the face of the soft social democrat will hold a naturally subversive attraction for many, despite the fact that in this case we are talking about an allure to a very real and direct threat: Like a moth to a flame.

    The article above correctly argues that in order to counter the current problem we need to become a little like the enemy, and that should be reflected in our political leadership – seeking direct change if necessary.

    However, a secondary debate is whether the Frankfurt model itself is being knowingly exploited or not by P’tin. That I believe to be the case.

    This opens much deeper questions about post WWII political development in both Europe and the US.

  104. 104
    Cause or effect says:

    The LibDem is a party with many thieves and perverts
    Vince Cable is a LibDem

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    But what about Dave’s mate, who – it is claimed – likes pictures of very young people? No leaks or mention about this – for some reason.

  106. 106
    Next Move says:

  107. 107
    Expat Geordie says:

    No shit Sherlock.

    Back in 1995 an Asian gentleman managed to join Cleveland Police after passing out in December 95 from Aykley Heads Police Training College in Durham. He ended up doing time for passing himself off as a police inspector to have free sex from prostitutes (among other things). At the time he was privately described as “a rank amateur” – no pun intended – by other members of Cleveland Police.

  108. 108
    carlo gambino says:

    You tell us, Pob, what *are* you going to do about it?

  109. 109
    Mr.T.Blair says:

    Yes, I hate people who lie and are slimy.

  110. 110
    They'd gas them all again says:

    I see the rabid Irish Republican hatred of Israel was on display in Galway today.

  111. 111
    Expat Geordie says:

    Funny that – I remember the News of The World running huge front page articles about the evil PIE in 1981 or 1982. Now if PIE was defeated in 1976, where was the story?

  112. 112
    aurora borealis says:

    My goodness your completely off the track there bit like militwit and his support for anthropogenic global warming!

  113. 113
    Expat Geordie says:

    And don’t many companies/organisations (mine included) ban the use of camera phones in the office for exactly this reason?

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    “…make no mistake, and so far Vladimir Putin is winning. After a sudden increase in Russian military personnel on the sensitive peninsula, more than 6,000 troops, mostly Special Operations Forces (SOF), Moscow has pulled out all the stops in waging what I have termed Special War: provocations, espionage, black and white propaganda, and the use of deniable SOF, often under false flag.”

    But the C1A are really P1SSED off, because Russia is now mastering all their old tricks.

  115. 115
    Sapiens says:

    What happens when they decide who should receive schooling/ healthcare/ care home ( delete as appropriate ), where will the non believers be placed on the lists?

  116. 116
    Democracy Now says:

    Any political party that can’t be bothered to seek a mandate from the electorate of this country has foresaken its right to govern

  117. 117
    Jimmy the labour troll is the biggest twat ever! says:

    That is one ugly biatch.

  118. 118
    aurora borealis says:

    More power to your elbow Guido. We need to expose mp’s and public officers who tell lies rather than truth & cover up wrongdoing. Because they are the ones who undermine true democracy.

  119. 119
    Jimmy the labour troll is the biggest twat ever! says:

    F’uck off nell.

  120. 120
    Jimmy the labour troll is the biggest twat ever! says:

    ++Laugh++!!

  121. 121
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    The weaker the West looks the faster P’tin will allow his plan to progress.

    The action at the A-2355 base is the start of the consolidation in Cr!mea.

    It is designed to nudge the other bases into surrender, and continue P’tins dominance of the narrative in the media outlets both sides.

    Works for the West as we can now start to portray P’tin as a war lord.

    Above article speaks more to the real next step which will be in U itself.

    P’tin may move there sooner rather than later, under the cover of some actions against ethnic R’s. That action will most likely be carried out by GRU (FSB outside of R-Fed…)

    This is worth reading to get the point:

    http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/europe/russia/140305/interview-russian-ukraine-putin-war-Andrei-Illarionov

    P’tin will need to move fast on U to minimize West s’ubversion and time for U Govt to establish irregular militias. GRU will already be working to foment useful tensions and defuse West induced tensions.

    The West will want a serious sectarian conflict in response with heavy losses to deny R-Fed a good victory. Helps with establishing pariah status after the attack, and should also turn R-Fed public opinion against P’tin.

    An ungovernable U for R-Fed with R-Fed up to its neck in civilian blood is the best outcome from our point of view.

  122. 122
    Sapiens says:

    War games are a match of two halves and at the end Vlad always wins.

  123. 123
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    These are old Soviet tricks. The C!A learned a lot from the Rusky’s during the Cold War.
    :-)

  124. 124
    Candlesticks says:

    Oh the grand old Duke of York
    He loves five star hotels
    Hanging out without a care in the world
    And sending the bills to the poor

  125. 125
    Jimmy the labour troll is the biggest twat ever! says:

    Fu’ck off nell.

  126. 126
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    The R-Fed have proven form for that.

    Would argue on balance of probability that any ‘false flag’ to get R-Fed into U will be initiated by GRU against their own.

    Check over Mainila 1939, 1999 bombings in M’oscow, Buinaksk and V’olgodonsk, and what really got C’hechnya started.

    See link posted below by Illarionov.

    There are no reliable sources in U as all are infiltrated by the R-Fed / GRU by now.

    It is not credible for a govt. which is under threat of attack to ‘leak’ that it is going to carry out a false flag in order to initiate that attack.

  127. 127
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    here’s one of earlier today

    • 98
    Shit Zoo says:
    March 7, 2014 at 3:13 pm
    GF only had that blog up for 16 minutes after which he posted the next blog, and yet it has received the most posts/comments today.
    It is rather ironic that the likes of Mr Aaronovitch and Mr Dimbley, two of the chosen ones, protecting the rights of minorities in the UK so vigorously on QT week in and week out.
    You only have to look at what the likes of Danny Cohen are doing at the BBC in order to progress their agenda of multiculturalism here.
    “Match Of The Day panel is ‘too white’ and needs to become more diverse, BBC’s Danny Cohen says”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2570639/Match-Of-The-Day-panel-white-needs-diverse-BBC-says.html

    Are any of you out there beginning to see the pattern in the behaviour and actions of a chosen few?
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    o 129
    Anonymous says:
    March 7, 2014 at 4:32 pm
    Lets be sensible. Even if you do believe the MOD panel is too white you do not want to risk the possibility of Garth Crooks becoming a member. A man with the intellect of an amoeba (apologies to amoeba).
    Reply
    o 133
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:
    March 7, 2014 at 5:29 pm
    BW certainly has been noticing it – and still there are so many around who ‘daren’t remove their blinkers’ … to the bastards in full view and plain sight. Spineless, pathetic dupes everywhere and by 80% in Parliament.

    BTW – wasn’t the Reichstag fire also a false flag?
    And just exactly who really wanted all them books burned so as to obliterate certain portions of history?

  128. 128
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    A mandate from the public – i dare say in another guise i as BW have been banging on about lawful mandates for quite some time – but how many smearers have been batted off into silence – mantra loving trigger word ‘conditioned f-wits’ that they all are.

  129. 129
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    Just call them out as K’remlin agitprops (which they are – notice how A’aronovitch on QT last night let slip his prejudice about black people…) and be done with it.

    The cultural Marxist’s are very busy at the moment.

    Why have none of them pointed out the BLATANT rac!sm in P’tins ‘I want to defend the ethnic R’s’ rhetoric ???
    ;-)

  130. 130
    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    CO bar6 you go around in circles. Perhaps you might wish to think more about that the western govt’s ought just to stop fucking lying to its own people and thieving and robbing from its own people while pretending to be ‘whiter than fucking white’ and practicing the direct and absolute fucking opposite of what its great and good preach to the rest of us.

    The evil of the left [e.g. Common Purpose] have their equal and opposites the evil of the right [e.g. The Masons]. They are being split down the middle by ‘people’ who have learned that politics is thoroughly rotten to its core.

  131. 131
    Blowing Bent Whistle or Owen Jones says:

    You could try saying you have been 1000% behind PC and ethnik forced enhancement. Best of luck as Blighty is fucked.

  132. 132
    Nut Job says:

    turn modbot off…you might be surprised.

  133. 133
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Sounds like Newsnight is about to kick the shit out of the police. Not as second too soon…

  134. 134
    I don't get it? says:

    You appear to have mis-read what he has written.

  135. 135
    Blowing Bent Whistle or Owen Jones says:

    Don’t Cry Daddy

  136. 136
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Whoever we’re in coalition with in 2015, we will scrap free bus passes.

  137. 137
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    K’remlin has now officially signalled that it is prepared to annex Cr!mea:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/08/world/europe/ukraine.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0

    Now – This is K’remlin propaganda at it’s best.

    However, irrespective of the outcome, the S’cottish Independence vote is now enshrined in history as being used by the K’remlin to defend and support the referendum that has been called in Cr!mea.

    Well done Salmond – your place in history is now assured.
    :-)

  138. 138
    Fed up Taxpayer says:

    and we’re about to kick the shit out of the BBC.

  139. 139
    Blowing Bent Whistle or Owen Jones says:

    Newsnight could not kick shit out of a paper bag. They are on the fucking payroll and part of the problem.

  140. 140
    I don't get it? says:

    A man, who went by the name of a well known former MP, is mentioned on the guest list of a guest house operated for the benefit of gay men. He may or may not have been the MP, how may simply have been somebody using that name – perhaps as a joke. If indeed said MP did go to said guest house, he was likely a closet homosexual, which may indeed be something he would rather be kept dark.

    What there is no evidence of, however, no evidence at all, is that said MP had anything to do with kiddie fiddling at said guest house.

    What some on the net have done is drawn two very large dots very close together, then let the readers draw the inevitable line between them. Closer inspection of the available evidence does not, however, allow you to conclude anything more than there may have been closet gay member of Maggies cabinet.

  141. 141
    JadedJean9 says:

    Notice to BW…

    It’s certainly a difficult topic. As I keep saying, all I’m really interested in is fairness and I’ve strongly urged you to look into Rawls and his Political Liberalism on the issue of ‘the good’ as this practically underlies liberal-democracies’ legislation on this matter.

    All else is academic. The rule of law is all that matters on these matters. I think you have done us a service by raising t his issue once again, and I hope you will take my advice regarding looking into Rawls (and Dreben’s influence). Pursuit of truth using logic is what matters, and that requires fairness and attention to difficult details. I fear we are being manipulated by friends of Israel, and I’m not at all sure that that is in our collective interest. Having said that, Israel is our ally but being someone’s friend means not letting them do things which are not in their greater interest. Israel is an infantile/adolescent state.

  142. 142
    Guido says:

    and don’t forget: always point Percy at the porcelain

  143. 143
    I don't get it? says:

    Loving it…..

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-26482599

    They are pushing it too far, too fast.

    Civil war by Christmas at this rate. No more mass immigration after that!

  144. 144
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    Well, the Soviet’s and C!A learned a lot of this from the British – the Soviet’s did develop some of the techniques quite a bit – in particular the art of dis-information.

    Only mention as it is important to understand the enemy, something which the decision makers seem to have a few cognitive blocks with at present.

    Hope is not a strategy.

  145. 145
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Trojan came;l surely :-)

  146. 146
    Bendy Boris says:

    There will still be buses in 2015? Why?

  147. 147
    Jim says:

    Someone tried to tell me SNP was the Scottish version of UKIP yesterday on here-wonder if it was Vince?

  148. 148
    altruism in industry says:

    Will the EU confiscate Salmond’s assets ?

  149. 149
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

  150. 150
    I don't get it? says:

    Rubbish. That would be like saying “We have decided you have to pay a parking fine because in all probability at some point you probably have parked illegally”.

    They still have to demonstrate a reasonable likelihood of guilt. In the case of watching live TV on iPlayer they would need to show that you had deliberately accessed their iPlayer server during the time you did not have a licence. Simply block the BBC web address and that won’t even happen by accident.

  151. 151
    I don't get it? says:

    sub judis

  152. 152
    Lady Prescott says:

    Could be worse. I’ve seen him in a thong.

  153. 153
    Lady Prescott says:

    No they don’t. Because in the days of the smartphone that would be just silly. don’t use it in the toilets though.

  154. 154
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Miliband should call on the government to abolish the telly tax, so as to ease the cost of living for the poor and squeezed middle :-)

  155. 155
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    Socialists don’t ‘do’ resignations, you pillock.

  156. 156
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    So Labour are going down the same eco-loony tax bombshell route the Lib Dems are:

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher petrol prices

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher electricity and gas bills

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher council tax

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher income tax

    Bye bye Lib/Lab :-)

  157. 157
    How I Entertain Myself Is Not A Matter For The Criminal Law says:

    Good idea.

    The use of criminal courts to enforce the BBC telly tax is silly. You wouldn’t threaten someone with prison for deciding not to renew their golf club subscription.

  158. 158
    Ophelia Cox says:

    Dirty fucking bitch.

  159. 159
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Miliband needs to address the woman problem in the Trades Union leadership.

    He needs to stand up to vile male dinosaurs like McCluskey,Crow & Serwotka and tell them they must stand down in favour of women selected from an all-women shortlist.

    Or is it do as i say and not as i do for Labour’s paymasters!

  160. 160
    The BBC are cunts says:

    Don’t be silly. We are the State broadcaster for the Loony Left.

  161. 161
    Ophelia Cox says:

    Makes a change from hard core porn, kiddie porn, terrorism instructions, internet bullying and on-line gambling.

  162. 162
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    This September’s referendum will be Scotland’s one and only chance for freedom.

    If they fail to take it not only will they have shamed their great ancestors Wallace & Bruce but they will be known the world over as haggis eating surrender monkeys. A bunch of pussy-whipped slaves forever under the English jackboot.

    Freeeedom! :-)

  163. 163
    Ophelia Cox says:

    When you make a lot of money from tourism it’s difficult for any other industry to compete.

  164. 164
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Labour don’t recognise England,Scotland & Wales as nations in their own right. Labour will no doubt demand that the 6 nations rugby trophy be renamed the 4 nations trophy (France,Ireland,Italy & One Nation something or other).

  165. 165
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Germany (without a minimum wage) consistently has a much lower unemployment rate than the UK/USA .

    This clearly shows that the minimum wage is a jobs destroyer.

    It’s high time both the UK and USA abolished the minimum wage so we can get unemployment, especially youth unemployment, down.

  166. 166
    Ophelia Cox says:

    Just wait until they really kick off. Then civil war and they leave of their own accord.

    Only a matter of time now.

  167. 167
    Abbowen says:

  168. 168
    Ophelia Cox says:

    They’re only too fucking keen to get down to the local knocking shop for a bit of anal action with some young white babe in latex.

  169. 169
    Mr Nobody says:

    Scotland will still have a choice in 2015 between devo max (SNP) and the status quo (Labour). I’m guessing it will be the latter, but they may yet surprise us.

  170. 170
    Ophelia Cox says:

    Oh do shut up you delusional pillock.

  171. 171
    Chuck a Umooner says:

  172. 172
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

  173. 173
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Grow a pair and stop paying the telly tax.

    I haven’t paid it for 9 years.

    I still get the odd letter addressed to “The Legal Occupier”, but as i know of no such person i burn them in the fireplace :-)

  174. 174
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    The following is a good article on political economy of Russ!a as of last year:

    http://www.aei.org/outlook/foreign-and-defense-policy/regional/europe/the-political-economy-of-russian-oil-and-gas/

    Should dispel a few myths about the importance of gas, and EU reliance on R-Fed gas.

    i) Oil accounts for over 50% of R-Fed’s commodity exports. Gas is much less.

    ii) Supply of gas to EU was reducing.

    This sounds strange but is due to EU diversifying into LNG and alternatives such as fracking.

    Some EU member states are dependent on R-Fed for nuke fuel:

    h**p://www.world-nuclear-news.org/C-Ukrainian-reactors-operate-through-turmoil-0603144.html

    But still this does not explain the trade arguments for EU appeasing R-Fed.

  175. 175
    Ophelia Cox says:

    What plan? We aren’t going to do anything in Ukraine. Nothing at all. There is neither the need nor the will.

    I tire of people like you talking of war and conflict over nothing. What is it that motivates your peculiar thinking I wonder?

  176. 176
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    Following recall of Q’atar envoys by S’audi A’rabia / U.A.E. over concerns about Q’atar’s commitment to regional security, S’audi A’rabia formally declare the M’uslim B’rotherhood a terrorist group:

    http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/middle-east/2014/03/07/Saudi-Arabia-declares-Muslim-Brotherhood-terrorist-group.html

  177. 177
    Ophelia Cox says:

    Precisely. A president that doesn’t like gays, doesn’t like nig nogs and doesn’t like muzzies sounds like the ideal leader of thre UK.

    Bear in mind that our current leader isn’t our democratically elected Prime Minister but some effete socialist chap in Brussels. Given that we handed power to the Franco German alliance we can sit back and see how well they do against the Russians. May the best man win I say – and I for when will welcome our new Russian overlords. God knows they have got to be better than the EU…

  178. 178
    Mong the Miliband says:

    It should be replaced with One Nation netball.

    I was good in Goal Attack.

  179. 179
    Ophelia Cox says:

    Man with J e w i s h surname part of “4 p r o t o c o l s o f Z i o n” plot shocker.

    Meanwhile, outside of the B&P……

  180. 180
    Ophelia Cox says:

    Of course it’s a good idea. UKIP though of it.

    http://www.economicvoice.com/ukip-puts-case-for-non-payment-of-tv-licence-fee-to-be-civil-offence/50039508/

    Tell me, who’s running the country again?

  181. 181
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Putin is still a pussy-whipped paper tiger unless he adopts the Ha’rry S. Truman solution to Muslim fanatics and nukes both Riyad & the Qatari capital off the face of the earth.

    If a Russian citizen at home or abroad so much as stubs a toe due to a Muslim then another Muslim city gets nuked.

  182. 182
    Ophelia Cox says:

    Devo max = we want all the power and all the money, but none of the responsbility.

    Yep, can see that one flying.

  183. 183
    The Nearer the Euro elections the dirtier LibLabCon play says:

  184. 184
    Ophelia Cox says:

    Except that’s bollox. According to Eurostat (using equivalent unemployment figures) Germany has generally had a higher rate of unemployment than Britain.

    http://www.economist.com/node/15641069

    So your argument is based on foundations of soft poo.

  185. 185
    He's not the only one to notice says:

  186. 186
    Carney says:

    Mr Market is currently undergoing re-education training in gitmo.

  187. 187
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Flattery will get you nowhere.

  188. 188
    Pc Plod, 999 Letzby Avenue says:

    That’s Saint Lawrence to you, scumbag

  189. 189
    Gordon Brown says:

    Prudent.

  190. 190
    Noose Watch says:

    No piano wire… yet.

  191. 191
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    The Germans who ARE employed are busy working in proper manufacturing jobs and are not part time workers unpacking chinese made computers, or working in call centres for French owned utility companies.

  192. 192
    Tim Farton, President of the Cockroach Party says:

  193. 193
  194. 194
    Ed Dafty (to all climate change deniers) says:

    Shut it!

  195. 195
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    You have to allow for German unification with the devasted/poor East Germany from the 1990s to date.

    If you take the figures for West Germany then unemployment has been consistently lower than UK/USA and youth unemployment much lower even though Germany has a higher number of migrant workers (Turks etc.) than the UK.

  196. 196
    Ed says:

    I am not thlimy. I am fantathtic.

  197. 197
    Gordo McDoom says:

    Not me guv, I never go there.

  198. 198
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    They have started their anti UKIP campaign early.
    But even if UKIP had murdered small children in their beds, it makes no difference , our country has been sold out by marxist traitors, who despise everything that we stand for, and can’t wait until the last vestiges of our independence has been lost to the socialist bureaucrats in Brussels ,who will never be content until what is left of England is turned into a third world islamic pisshole

  199. 199
    Leftist says:

  200. 200
    They all look the same. Cllr Bally Singh says:

  201. 201
    I never expected to be anybody important says:

  202. 202
    blowing rentboys says:

    Every TV show I enjoy is written and produced by the chosen ones. I suspect that if there is a conspiracy it is a conspiracy to entertain the fuck out of me.

    In contrast nothing written or produced by paranoid fantasist BW is ever entertaining, unless you are reading it as some kind of mental illness case study.

  203. 203
    Grey Voter says:

    Just 30%?

  204. 204
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    R-Fed is beginning crack down on journalists now.

    Some changes to law are going through Duma which will enable journalists who write articles which are considered ‘detrimental to the state’ to be treated as ‘terrorists’

    http://www.blacklistednews.com/Minstry_of_Truth:_Russia_Drafts_Law_That_Targets_Journalists_as_Terrorists/33472/0/38/38/Y/M.html

    Original article (R’ussian):

    h**p://izvestia.ru/news/567042

    NB: Journalists were targeted in earlier attack on Cr!mean airbase. U soldiers did not surrender in that attack.

  205. 205
    The Anti-Democratic Privy Council Press Gagging Traitors says:

    Where the UK leads, the rest are bound to follow.

  206. 206
    Ophelia Cox says:

    And you have to take into acoHunt we’re unified with Bandladesh and Somalia.

  207. 207
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    When they start whipping J’ames C’hapman for asking if anyone has been arrested today in an impertinent way at govt press conferences, then we are about where R-Fed is on press freedom.
    :-)

  208. 208
    Vald the Impaler says:

    I’ll turn your fucking gas off!

    Now Crimea river bitch.

  209. 209
    C O (Ξ6) says:

    Motivation for correct thought is a pathological disdain for all things Communist.

  210. 210
    Vald the Impaler says:

    Ukraine if you want to the impaler’s not for turning.

  211. 211
    Elvis says:

    BOGOF

  212. 212
    John from Hull (last in translation) says:

    Kulcha, Eddy, mix chapati o’ pie dough fills.

  213. 213
    Vince Cable says:

    My rambles have been lost or stolen. It must have been an inside job.

  214. 214
    Chlöe Sal Gerbeeba says:

    The demanding of payment to fund the broadcasting of leftist propaganda is a decidedly uncivil offence which should be brought before the ECHR.

    
    

    Meanwhile, the proposed ‘decriminalisation’ is designed to make it more difficult to refuse to pay for your own indoctrination.
    The correct solution is to abolish the BBC, lock up the Crapita goons and throw away the key.

  215. 215
    Travel agent says:

    .. and deport every fucking last one of them to Saudi Arabia where they will most happy with the system. If the Saudis don’t want them, they will know what to do with them.

  216. 216
    Travel agent says:

    Lots of Labour has-been get lots of air time eg Smiff, Jowell, Hain etc etc. Nothing has changed since they were kicked out 4 years ago.

  217. 217
    Travel agent says:

    Is that an English thong ie knickers, or an Oz thong ie flipflops?

  218. 218
    Who are we talking about here? says:

    I have had the great misfortune to have met the pompous and arrogant Duke of York. He is one of the most easily dis/unlikeable people I have ever met. Pity he didn’t get shot down over the Falklands – that would have been a boon to both his family and the country in general.

  219. 219
    Goodbye Britain, it's all over now says:

    That is why she sold herself into serfdom with the EU. Must have been following fellow German Merkel’s orders.

  220. 220
    non taxable pikey says:

    Considering the Clifton North council election result, I will not lose any sleep over the front page of today’s Daily Express. The Libdumbs are out of touch with reality and are caught in a trap from which there is no way out.

  221. 221
    Expat Geordie says:

    Must just be my, multi-billion pound, employer then. Something to do with the DPA and protecting customer details.

  222. 222
    Colonel Mustard says:

    This is an authorised leak. Who and in what priority are your target audiences?

  223. 223
    Colonel Mustard says:

    We need this for our return to the Interception Commisar

  224. 224
    Poseidon says:

    We have a Concordia.

  225. 225
    aaron says:

    you ain’t nuthin but a hound dog

  226. 226
    jgm2 says:

    It’s Muriel from ‘Muriel’s Wedding’.

  227. 227
    Jolly sensible people the Germans - and that nice Mr Farage is married to one says:

    Germany has a much stronger union movement than either the USA or the UK, but the German union movement is a non-political responsible one that actually looks after its working members but does not seek to overthrow governments.

    The German unions have agreed lower, than would be otherwise, salaries in return for no or minimal redundancies.

  228. 228
    Anonymous says:

    “Who is lying?”
    In this crazy world we live in, best advice might be as follows:
    Assume everyone is, unless and until proven otherwise. And the best way of finding that out for certain, is to question. Since only those who are dishonest or who know not of that which they speak, will fail to willingly engage. In a search for that truth, which will one day set us all free.
    In the meantime: If areas such as crime statistics are ring-fenced against examination. Why would one expect any other realms of governance to be immune from distortion?

  229. 229
    Leon Brittan says:

    I’m not worried. Much.

  230. 230
    Twampersand mk III says:

    Much simpler would be to simply encrypt transmissions and charge a subscription. That way no one could watch without paying.

    They’ll never do it, not in a million years, because they would go bust within a year because not many would willingly pay for the dribble they pump out.

  231. 231
    Watch with Mother says:

    Make the BBC illegal.

  232. 232
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Good chess players!

  233. 233
    Eng too says:

    Helium is commonly used to carry out leak tests.
    In this instance it would also serve to disguise the source of the leak, as well as giving us all a cheap laugh.

  234. 234
    Myfanwy says:

    Geedoo is not the only fat one in the Cons, or live in Londonistan, Geedoo would have to scoff and drink a lot more to catch Pickles up!


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