March 7th, 2014

A Little Less Representation


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    FrankFisher says:

    LibDems are over. No one is factoring that into the 2015 result. LibDems are absolutely stone dead. In Wythenshare they couldn’t raise half a dozen people to campaign.

    An ex-party.

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    Im Voting UKIP says:

    The LibDem has left the building

    Prick Clegg says “He’s all shook up”

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    Danielle Stevens says:

    Vince Cable to rejoin Labour in 2015 shocker!

    Nick Clegg to become EU Overlord in 2015 shocker!

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    Anonymous says:

    Bus Pass Elvis has maintained a consistent position on MP recall and boundary change, unlike the LDs.

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    Thank you very much folks. says:

    ‘One for the money, two for the show!’

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    And booked in to recuperate at Heartbreak Hotel

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    Anonymous says:

    Embarrassing………The LD’s are just a laughing stock these days, no one even talks of them as a serious party anymore.

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Should the Conlibliebore party be worried by the rise of the Bus Pass Elvis Party?

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    Joe Public II says:

    Never mind Nick — Brussels awaits — enormous salary — vast expenses — offices — power to invent endless restrictive PC regulations — Heaven on earth for a Libdump fucking cnut like you.

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    Cast Iron Dave says:

    I’m not wearing blue suede shoes.

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    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Is Bus Pass Elvis splitting the UKIP vote?

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    Dawn says:

    As I’m 75 and in my golden years should I run as Golden Dawn?

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    I ain't nothin but a hound dog. says:

    I voted for the dog.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Looks like UKIP probably robbed the Tories of the victory. Maybe that tw*t Halfon will wake up now.

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    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    When did Cable leave Labour?

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    Tom Catesby says:

    You used to be great in that old ‘Laugh In’ show back in the seventies.

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    Sheffield says:

    It’s Cleggys turn soon, watch what we do!

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    Vote for the Dog. says:

    Not in Wythenshawe either Frank, pleased to hear it’s happening all over the country.

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    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Now that I wanna see :D

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    Anonymous says:

    Its got to be better than that golden shower called the limpdumbs

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    Blundering Boris says:

    The Libdems are career politicians. They’ll just join another party and continue to spout their nonsense from a different corner.

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    Elvis says:

    Are the Lib Dems a hoax?

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    mustapha djinn says:

    Maybe if boy Dave had his hair designed by Donald Traump ??

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    Moddly Botted again says:

    And well done to UKIP for putting Labour in.

    UKIP and Labour working together for more Miliband, more Socialism and more Europe.

    Norfolk and Bristol today, Britain next year.

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    Anonymous says:

    Brilliant, good to see the Church of the Militant Elvis is still going strong in Notts.
    One of his better posters was the push Geoff Hoone under a Trent Bus, and win a day trip to Skeggy, All hail Lord Biro.

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    No no no says:

    I think rather than blaming UKIP you should thank Dave.

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    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


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    He was right says:

    Regarding the previous thread, why was that man called an idiot by the video uploader? He spoke sense. He wasn’t racist. He was booed down by the leftie twats in the audience just for saying he can’t get a job.

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    Anonymous says:

    My favorite Poster.

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    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    I would like to see the LimpDumb perverts wiped out at the next election.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    I am sending one of my Interns SpAd’s out to find out what this work concept is. Or is it a construct?

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    A drift to the right says:

    There is no point in pretending any more that there will not be major civil disturbances in the UK caused by the immigration policies of recent years, but the actual English should allow the immigrants to start this.

    A’aronovitch let the cat out the bag yesterday with his prejudice, but why did no one pick up the A’ustralian about her governments policies ?

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    Herman Achille Van Rompuy says:

    You will fucking well riot when we tell you and not before.

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    The Local Asylum says:

    We don’t have 56 empty beds.

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    Frank Carson says:

    When I got a Lib Dem leaflet in the post, I marked it Return to Sender.

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    lojolondon says:

    I suspect fraudulent activity here – else how did the LimpDims manage to get 56 votes??
    One good thing – at a steady 20% of the polls, this makes it harder for the proposed debates to exclude UKIP.

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    Cameron says:

    Looking forward to Cleggy and Cable signing on after the next election.

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    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Phew ! I thought you said Chris Hoon there.

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    The Tories are also dead.

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    Hezza goes Tarzan on Foghorn says:

    Another juicy moment from last night’s Question Time.

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    Cleggy says:

    How true, how very true.

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    Rufus Hound says:

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    The Critic says:

    A nailed on fact -they did and let Labour in as a result. Dave’s in the wrong coalition…so is Cleggy.

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    A drift to the right says:

    People will not riot: They will ‘ethnically cleanse’

    This will start when enough people make the connection between what is happening against the indigenous UK population and policies of discrimination that took place under the Soviets being replayed at present in U’kraine.

    Denial of access to work and public services is a form of oppression.

    When people euphemistically say EUSSR, they may not realize it but this is part of what they are alluding to.

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    M­­a­q­bo­ul says:

    Dave has just “unfriended” Putin on Facebook. Things are getting serious now.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Five thousand copies of ‘Das Kapital’, please and a thousand of ‘The Thoughts of Chairman Mao’, please.

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    The Critic says:

    Let’s be honest,they have bugger all experience of it do they? and they seem determined to do as little as possible . Suits me if they stopped completely as none of the work they do is remotely useful.

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    still walking into darkness says:

    Clegg’s signing on to the EU payroll in 2015 as a Commissioner. I say signing on in the context of signing up to a bigger pay cheque as he’s already on one from the EU.
    Cable will end up running a quango or three. Simon Hughes if he’s not died of Aids will get the Arts Council or the like, don’t worry the lib dem boys will be looked after

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    The BBC are cunts says:

    Boring snoring Rachel Reeves.

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    The Critic says:

    Or perhaps a map to the nearest taxi rank?

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    The Future says:

    Cameron: “The Buss-Pass Elvis party are swivel-eyed loons and racists.”

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    BBC Trending (licence fee?) says:

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    The Future says:

    Clegg: “I will challenge the leader of the Bus-Pass Elvis party to have a public debate on LBC radio.”

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    parisclaims says:

    Notice both of them used the massaged down net figures, not the real figures.

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    Vince does know his onions says:

    Vince to be fair is one of the few who entered politics from the work place.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    If he is wealthy he should hand his bus pass back.

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    parisclaims says:

    Can someone please explain to me how Cable gets elected in Twickenham? It’s not a hotbed of socialism, after all. Could it be because they’ve “seen him on TV?”

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    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    Wow ! Massive turn out then

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    Doctor says:

    Big student vote. Clegg will be returned, no problem.

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    Tooth fairy says:

    Halfon has only 11% lead, no wonder he is attacking UKIP.

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    parisclaims says:

    Couldn’t agree more.

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    Anonymous says:

    Calling operation Yewtree.

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    Sossijiz says:

    Bishop? Looks a dead ringer for a certain Reverend.

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    Barratt Obummer says:

    The EU was setup by us as a patsy proxy to thwart Russia.

    Simple as really.

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    bitcoin says:

    love me legal tender

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    C O (Ξ6) says:

    o/t: First bond default now confirmed in Ch!na:

    Ch!nese Solar was targeted for Tariff’s by the EU because G’ermany couldn’t compete:


    Ch!na’s turn to serve…

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    Myfanwy says:

    I’ll tell you what boyos, I pity that poor dog, what an embarassment to appear with the Master with him dressed like that!

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    Thank you much for all your western aid money , turned my third world country back into military super power
    Thank you EU for building all my nice new hi tec weapons and for paying to clean up all old nuclear subs that i finish with
    thank you BP for finding me much gas to make me rich and buy most of London
    Thank you Mr Blair for lifting immigration laws to allow many thousands of my citizens to come to your country
    Thank you Mr Cameron for dismantling your military and make it easy for me to invade you next to protect much Russian investment and lots of Russian citizens who live there

    Well done the west for sticking big nose into very poor communist country like Russia and China and all your lovely aid money that now make us military super powers once again

    We come visit you soon, the next world leader

    Vlad the impaler

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    Moddly Botted again says:

    As mentioned in an earlier thread, it’s worth watching this to hear Reeves fail to accept Labour made mistakes on immigration, ’cause she’d only been an MP since 2010.

    She’s thick…only an MP since 2010…now on Labour’s front bench, shadowing on the largest Govt. Department. How did that happen?

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    Tardkiller says:

    looks like EUkippers gave Labour the victory.. maybe the twats will wake up now and realise they’ll be the drunken racist yob that gets kicked out of parties and not the king-maker they wish they were

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    A drift to the right says:

    But it seems to have backfired slightly.

    Best laid plans of mongs and Cathy Ashton and all that. :-)

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Miliband should call on the government to abolish the telly tax, so as to ease the cost of living for the poor and squeezed middle :-)

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Miliband needs to address the woman problem in the Trades Union leadership.

    He needs to stand up to vile male dinosaurs like McCluskey,Crow & Serwotka and tell them they must stand down in favour of women selected from an all-women shortlist.

    Or is it do as i say and not as i do for Labour’s paymasters!

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    A drift to the right says:

    The Tory wets shamelessly split UKIP’s vote.

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    Myfanwy says:

    It is noted the Tories didn’t get in, I wonder what UKip’s showing was last time up or down, if up they are taking from the Tories

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    Moddly Botted again says:

    I wonder why he didn’t go for the Labour Party biography, that’s on display there; ‘Dinosaurs.’

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    Moddly Botted again says:

    Quite right Tardy.

    The morons won’t have it though

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    Myfanwy says:

    I think the boyos on here love their “bitty”

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    Simple says:

    No gag reflex

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    Moddly Botted again says:

    Having watched Boring Snoring Reeves last night, he needs to address the woman problem on his front bench.

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    Dorkass says:

    No wonder Ugley Davey gets more hysterical by the week. Attention & rent seeker.

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    Skeleton bob says:

    So what are the Tories going to do about it besides whinge, which is all they are good for?

    If the Tories want people to vote for them then they should listen to what the people want. UKIP will, so why won’t the arrogant Tory toffs?

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    Maximus says:

    Really do think Alex the Salmon could do his bit here. Seems not to be pulling his usual weight lately.

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    Skeleton bob says:

    It is the Dave and his Tories that want to invite 75 million Moslim Turks and you are happy about that. Who are the morons?

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    Owen Jones,Weatherman says:

    Gonna piss down !

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    Myfanwy says:

    They have only themselves to blame going in with the Tories, they should have remained independent and been true to themselves, supported the Cons when they thought it was right and supported Liebore when they thought they were right, still the promise of ministerial power and money may have been a factor. They are just considered a branch of the Cons, they have lost the title of “The Party of Protest” to UKip.

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    Fido says:

    I left my deposit.

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    Maximus says:

    I doubt Ed remembers how to address an envelope.

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    Myfanwy says:

    Tom, boyo, people who are of an age to have a bus pass and the ones within 15/20 years of having one are the ones who bother to vote which is something any party wanting seats in the HoC wants to note

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    His master's voice says:

    There was almost a pooch in Clifton yesterday.

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    Myfanwy says:

    Afraid not not doc, if I am not mistaken it used to be a tory seat, one of the better parts of Sheffield

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    Wonderful News says:

    Vince the Incapable says voting UKIP would iccrease the chances of a yes vote in Scotland. VOTE UKIP.

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    Buy George an abacus says:

    “Osborne faces £20bn black hole in UK public finances, says report”

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    aurora borealis says:

    It will be interesting to see how libdems fair in the EU election this coming May.

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    aurora borealis says:

    I’d take everything bumbling vince says with a pinch of salt

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    Nick Clegg says:

    I’m all shook up. Uh-huh-huh. Woah. Yeah. I’m all shook up.

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    rick says:

    Yet he still beat the dumbs.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I think it’s Germany who will end up with most of the Turkish immigrants as they already have a lot of Turkish immigrant workers there already.

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    Ctesibius says:

    Hope Ian Dale doesn’t induce it to bite its owner’s bum.

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    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    I fail to understand why people like you insist on blaming UKIP.

    As both Tory and UKIP appeal to the Rightish of the electorate, why is it somehow UKIP’s fault that they appear to attract a proportion of the right vote that is disillusioned?

    So what shall we do, get rid of UKIP so the disillusioned simply don’t bother voting (thats what I would do for one).

    Suggesting stopping people how they wish to vote is worthy of Putin.

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    jgm2 says:

    I’d say it was closer to a 120bn hole.

    I bet George dreams of a mere 20bn quid shortfall.

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    Today's Daily Express says:

    THE LIB Dems are to demand an urgent increase in benefits paid to asylums seekers.

    A party policy document also argues that restrictions on asylum seekers taking jobs should be relaxed. It alleges the thousands of claimants for refugee status awaiting a decision on whether or not they can stay in the UK are becoming “increasingly worse off” under the current rules.

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    Guy News Room says:

    Owen Jones confirms he’s had “no guarantees” from president Putin about peace in the Crimea.

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    Appeasing Arseholes says:

    G’ermany can go fuck itself, after it’s economy has been razed again.

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    Bob Crow says:

    Why isn’t this on the news? >

    Who knows about Chevron and Shell fracking deals in the Ukraine £10billion?!

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    Is that Halal Dog? says:

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    Hugh Gottalarf says:

    “………money MAY have been a factor”


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    Doctor says: The constituency is Sheffield Hallam, as in Sheffield Hallam University.

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    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    The LibDems have been in the coalition now for almost four years.

    Now that the local elections are looming they’re suddenly bursting into action. What have they been doing since May 2010 ?

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    RickB says:

    Get real – it’s the students who will bring the pompous ar’sehole down.

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    Nick Ferrari says:

    Dead ringer for Nick Ferrari

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    bergen says:

    Labour are much impressed by her record of being an economist to a bank that went bust. These quailities will be needed when they bankrupt the country again.

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    Ed on the phone while making a speech. says:

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Labour promises: not worth the IOU they’re printed on.

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    Enid Blyton says:

    Children’s fiction. An apt place for Labour literature.

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    Moddly Botted again says:


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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    He’s still using the abacus Gordon Brown was using :-)

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    Ah!'d send for Sally says:

    Court hears Max Clifford told a 19 year old model at a film audition in his office:

    “Look at my penis. Isn’t it tiny? What can I do with this?”

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    Moddly Botted again says:

    Because UKIP (them of the ‘new politics) are a party born of a lie. That they will ever govern the UK is a lie, their ‘cast iron referendum jibe is a lie’, and Farage is a joke

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I told you Miliband is leading Labour to their worst ever defeat.

    Watch the Tories surge ahead as we get closer to the election and the nightmare thought of Milimong as PM dawns on the voters :-)

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    rose coloured glasses found and lost dept. says:

    Carry on moaning about your tribe coming second, with Camoron in charge it’s all you will get, second, blame UKIP for all your woes, it’s better than blaming the real problem you have Camoron an EU warmonger, who is attempting to take us to war again, stuff the LibLabCon all that’s happened is we get poorer and the politicians get richer on the LibLabCon merry go round, time for change even if we get a low before a high.

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    South7eventh says:

    An update picture of Dawn yesterday in the Daily Mail with an inset of her in 1972.

    Dawn, you still look wonderful. I hope you enjoy an active and enjoyable Golden Dusk!

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    That’s niiiice :)

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    Anonymous says:

    Once again UKIP get 18.75% of the vote yet Ugov polling reports never put them above 12% are we in for a shock or what?

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Uh-huh :)

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    HP Detective Agency says:

    Surely the real issue is that all three of them (LibLabCon) are really just branches of the same self serving elite? All three have long ceased to have a real connection to their alleged constituency of support and pay lip service to it as it suits them. They all really want a Federal Europe with power devolved upward to an appointed executive and knee jerk elected legislature without power.

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    The view from Golders Green says:

    Hahahahaha – even Bus Pass Elvis got more votes! May be things are beginning to look up.

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Not such a clever f*cker now is he!

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    Silly Sally B13COW says:

    Leave it on the mantelpiece.I’ll smoke it later.

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    The view from Golders Green says:

    Jailhouse Rock breaking on Dartmoor would be more preferable please..

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    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    Listening to the worst Elvis impersonator is still infinitely better than listening to the lies of Clegg.

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    Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    Lie 1: Three days before the election, David Cameron: “Any cabinet minister . who comes to me and says ‘Here are my plans’ and they involve front-line reductions, they’ll be sent straight back to their department to go away and think again”.

    Lie 2: A month before the election, David Cameron: “Our plans involve cutting wasteful spending, Our plans don’t involve an increase in VAT.”

    Lie 3: The coalition agreement: “We will stop top-down reorganisation of the NHS.”

    Lie 4: The coalition agreement: We will guarantee that health spending increases in real terms.”

    Lie 5: Two months before the election, from David Cameron: “I wouldn’t change child benefit, I wouldn’t means test it. I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

    Lie 6: Michael Gove, just before the election: “Ed Balls keeps saying that we are committed to scrapping EMA. I have never said this. We won’t.”

    Lie7: Liam Fox: “a bigger army for a safer Britain”, but it now loses 7,000 soldiers.

    Lie 8: In October 2009 George Osborne said: Retail banks should stop paying out significant cash bonuses. A year later, he opposed an updated EU Capital Requirement Directive intended to limit them.
    In 2013 he took a plane to Europe in bid to block a Europe-wide cap on bankers’ bonuses

    Lie 9: David Cameron: “Yes, we back Sure Start. It’s a disgrace that Gordon Brown has been trying to frighten people about this.” Yet the government’s Early Intervention Grant means a reduction of £1.4 billion in the amount given to early intervention programmes. As a result,More than 400 Sure Start children’s centres have closed during the first two years of coalition government.

    Lie 10 No cuts in tax credits for families with an income of less than £50,000;

    Lie 11 prison for anyone carrying a knife;

    Lie 12 no cuts to the navy;

    Lie 13 keeping the child trust fund for the poorest third of families;

    Lie 14 no hospital closures;

    Lie 15 3000 more midwives since 2010 they’ve created 1000. Lowering the shortage from 6,000 to 5,000.

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    The view from Golders Green says:

    But hopefully we’ll be outside of all the nonsense soon. Then he can legislate to the stars as he sees fit.

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    Anonymous says:

    Whats happened to the video of the bloke who stormed out of Question Time, Were his comments to truthfull for Guido and the LIBLABCONS?

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    The Student Prince says:

    We have not forgotten this cvnt’s betrayal of our trust. Won’t happen again.

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    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    But when the Labour party *shudder* was formed was it not true of them then As the political elite were just Tories and Liberals?

    And just for completeness …

    1. How many of the Tories promises are lies?

    2. Cameron is a ________ (Others can fill in)

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    Blaming UKIP won't wash says:

    Cameron, with his vile smears and devious “cast-iron” policy agenda, has done much to shed Conservative voters and bolster UKIP support.

    He and his socialist cohorts have no-one but themselves to blame if/when Labour get in.

    Could they and their supporters accept that? Probably not — that would involve being honest with themselves, which is not something they ever seem inclined to do.

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    A car analogy says:

    Vauxhall – We have a car, its OK just about, but one of our competitors (Ford) has launched a model that looks the same, but goes faster, is available with more options that are actually available, drives better, and is seen more as a car of the people rather than for posh out of touch folk.

    So the question is “Should Vauxhall get the sh1t together and offer something the customers want, or should we simply burn Ford to the ground?”

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    The Student Prince says:

    Do they stock Gordon’s thesis? I can’t find a copy anywhere and I really really really would like to know more bout the Scotch Labour Party of 100 years ago.

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    FrankFisher says:

    Fuck you tory boys. Do you think you are OWED our votes or something? Cameron is no different to Miliband. Where was the bonfire of quangos? where are the public spending cuts?

    Nope. UKIP it is, and if you clowns get wiped out in 2015 so be it.

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    A car analogy (modded) says:

    Vauxhall – We have a car, its OK just about, but one of our competitors (Ford) has launched a model that looks the same, but goes faster, is available with more options that are actually available, dr1ves better, and is seen more as a car of the people rather than for posh out of touch folk.

    So the question is “Should Vauxhall get the sh1t together and offer something the customers want, or should we simply burn Ford to the ground?”

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    What does the law say? says:

    Is that a criminal offence or just a man behaving badly?

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Is the bloke in the picture the drummer out of Queen?

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    Cast Iron Dave says:

    Why is Obama ignoring my calls *stern face*?

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    Dedicated to Labour says:

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    Dead Wood says:

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    That’s funny but I thought the Lib Dems were more bottom feeders?

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    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    Never never trust the treacherous Libdems ,they are beneath contempt.

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    Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

    There was no money left.

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    More woes at the beeb says:

    I believe the complainants. I knew someone who once worked with Lawson years ago and she told me he’s an absolute arsehole of the highest order.

    Mark Lawson, the presenter of BBC Radio 4’s Front Row, is to leave the nightly arts programme after 16 years. The broadcaster’s departure follows allegations of bullying among several staff in the BBC Radio arts unit.

    Graham Ellis, the deputy director of BBC Radio, was reportedly given a petition signed by 15 members of the Radio Arts Unit, making claims against Lawson and another BBC producer. They apparently complained of “appalling behaviour” and the “browbeating” of junior staff working on Front Row.

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    Knotty Ash says:

    That’s what happens when you chain your bike to a tree in Scouseland.

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    The Student Prince says:

    Well, if he just told the EU to effoff until they produced fully audited accounts for the past 29 years and stopped handing all that cash over every day, his deficit problem would soon be solved. Why is this so difficult to understand?

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    Jazzspin says:

    Does she want all axes dead?

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    Labour are Dinosaurs says:

    You can get two good anti-Labour campaign posters out of that

    Freeze the footage with first Miliband, then Umunna behind the Dinosaurs poster.

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    Executive Summary says:

    Vote UKIP

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    Anonymous says:

    What a shock, Labour politician in the kiddies end.

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    Vlad from Moscow says:

    Thirty odd years ago a young lady pulled my todger and she did not need much persuasion.

    Should I be worried about it today?

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    My favourite Elvis tune says:

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    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    Cable is a typical example of a hypocritical backstabbing Libdem.
    He does not know the meaning of the words loyalty and integrity .

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    inside out says:

    I00% there is not a fag-paper thickness of difference between any of them.

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    jgm2 says:

    Oh do fuck off bedwetter. It’s conditioning. We, in England, grow up being told dogs and horses are pets and not food so we find it harder to see them as food. Just as the religion of peace grows up being told pigs are ‘unclean’.

    These chaps obviously have no such taboos.

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    Tory Gain says:

    Meanwhile in Ramsbottom by-election

    Votes as follows: labour 1033, Tory 1398, UKIP 351, green 157, lib dem 38
    Tory gain from Labour who won by drawing lots last time.

  166. 166
    The Student Prince says:

    Objecting, obstructing and generally being a pain in the butt – oh and abusing female staff members and little old ladies.

  167. 167
    inside out says:

    Cast Iron pledge on tuition fees,even the dumb students will remember that,I hope.

  168. 168
    The BBC are cunts says:

    That’ll be several hundred thousand Pounds of Taxpayers’ money in compo then ?

  169. 169
    What is it with this person and death? says:

    All living things die; it is the way of the world.

  170. 170
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Spot on.

  171. 171
    Peedos are everywhere says:

    She should be arrested for taking pictures outside a school.

  172. 172
    The Student Prince says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to ‘dog eat dog’.

  173. 173
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

  174. 174
    Mark Oaten says:

    I ate mine

  175. 175
    Mark Oaten says:

    Some of us are yes.

  176. 176
    That'll show 'im... says:


    Cameron has called a COBRA meeting to discuss whether to block Putin from Cameron’s Twitter account in protest at Russia’s intrusion into Ukraine.

  177. 177
    inside out says:

    Have you been to Wood Green recently?

  178. 178
    Mark Oaten says:

    I have a suggestion for a more nutritious diet.

  179. 179
    Tim Farton, President of the Cockroach Party says:


  180. 180
    jgm2 says:

    By the time of the election most, if not all, students will never have known anything other than paying £9K a year for their useless degrees.

    They’ll never have known any better. What you never had you never lost.

    That’s why the Tories should have fired Brown’s 1,000,000 on Day One.

    They’d be over it by now.

  181. 181
    38 says:

    Ha ha ha ha

  182. 182
    Anon. says:

    Radio 5 was fun last night.Lefty extraordinaires John Pienaar and Stephen Nolan held the phone in. Nolan was for the most part touching cloth.

    Highlights are 02.21.54 & 02.30.33

  183. 183
    Tory Gain says:

    Or 1.3% to put it another way.

  184. 184
    BBC announcer says:

    Now over to Nick Robinson outside Graceland…..

  185. 185
    jgm2 says:

    Labour lead 3%?

    Do you think the bedwetters are the teensiest bit worried at this point?

  186. 186
    For Dave the bell tolls says:

    “Cast-iron” Dave is stuffed.

    His previous smears have much to do with the fact he wont win lost Conservative voters round, and further smears like yours serve to drive that wedge further.

    (Really smart psychology in comments like yours! Like much of Cameron’s agenda, you can’t even execute an effective blame game.)

    You have only yourselves to blame. Get used to it.

    See comment 137 above (Blaming UKIP won’t wash).

  187. 187
    Village Idiot says:

    …..I knew that in 1975,but we,the people,kept voting,and as for TB,3x?
    I didn,t,but I,m a smug knowall,whose predictions ,unfortunately,came true,but no fucker would listen!
    …..I only have the hope that UKIP bring the politicians to their senses!!!

  188. 188
    Lakes Loiner says:

    Are you sure you want rid of Cleggy.

    That means Tim Farron will be Deputy Prime Minister next time around.

  189. 189
    jgm2 says:

    Simple Jazz(mine)

    This head-movie makes my eyes rain

  190. 190
    Jazza says:

    Without fail he always manages to insert at least one pro gayer message into his evening slot. He will not be missed.

  191. 191
    Scott of the Arse Antics. says:

    Is it called Rinka?

  192. 192
    Anonymong says:

    Because you’re an inconsequential bellend.

  193. 193
    Observant says:

    So Marshall got 54 ‘postal votes’ then.

  194. 194
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    It ain’t shocking me!

  195. 195
    Owen's Foreskin says:

    Clean me.

  196. 196
    DM says:

    Lib Dems all shook up by being beaten in an election by the Bus Pass Elvis Party which wants brothels to give OAPs a 30% discount

  197. 197
    Aye Doctor says:

    The same abacus that Gordoom ate all the beads off?

    I told him several times that they’re not for fit for bong-eyed consumption.

  198. 198
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    All t’urds in the same rectum.

  199. 199
    Anonymong says:

    Keep the sweetcorn.

  200. 200
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    There’s a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s libdum….

  201. 201
    Disco Biscuit says:

    More to the point, Labour seem to have brought an and to “Tory Rule” in the district…

  202. 202
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Looks like a sausage dog…

  203. 203
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    there all running scared of UKIP. Condemning UKIP as racist with one hand whilst copying their policies with another

  204. 204
    Moddly Botted again says:

    With the help of the KIPPers.

    Oh, I do look forward to Farage bringing us more Europe in 2015, courtesy of Miliband. But of course, it’ll be alright for him…he can carry on claiming his € millions in Euro expenses.

  205. 205
    Jabba Le Chat says:

  206. 206
    BotMod Rules OK says:

    like charles kennedy?

  207. 207
    Jabba Le Chat says:

  208. 208
    Blooming Godfrey says:

    But then how will the Voice of Labour (aka the BBC) spout their leftish nonsense?

  209. 209
    Lord Blowe-Jobb says:

    + 69

  210. 210
    The Student Pprince says:

    That of course is correct – but we are now all of an age to vote properly with our heads and not how the NUS loonies would like. We have informed those who followed us of the Libdem treachery, so rest assured Clegg is in for a very good kicking.

  211. 211
    The Student Prince says:

    Sorry Frank but bumsex had to take priority in this Parliament. Maybe next time….

  212. 212
    The Student Prince says:

    Have you allowed for the time difference? He’s probably not in the office just yet.

  213. 213
    The Student Prince says:

    Well there are probably a few thick-headed die-hards who will take out a subscription. No hope for some people I’m afraid.

  214. 214
    The Student Prince says:

    Only if it is still hanging on by a thread…

  215. 215
    Up your utube pal says:

    “This movie is not available”.

  216. 216
    Dummy says:

    Absolutely. Mid-term voting in council elections is just like general elections! IDIOT!

  217. 217
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    UKRAP dummies letting Labour in!

  218. 218
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    The media is full of wankers. It is the worst industry for people dishing out and putting up with nastiness.

  219. 219
    Grammar School Boy says:

    The Lib Dems have left the building!

  220. 220
    Anonymous says:

    Vote Bus Pass Elvis!

  221. 221
    Anonymous says:

    There is always one that dose not understand about crossing-the-line.

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    he looks like the same elvis that tipped up at sir jangle’s funeral…

  223. 223
    Anonymous says:

    I Just Can’t Help Believing, since It Is Always On My Mind, that you lot have Suspicious Mind(s).

    (Just listening on YouTube – a great singer)

  224. 224
    Anonymous says:

    +600,000 pa

  225. 225
    Anonymous says:

    +600,000 pa

  226. 226
    Anonymous says:

    Does Reeves have false teeth ?

    She never opens her mouth properly and sounds like she’s got falsies in that are loose.

    She is a hateful creature.

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    Then again, this site is part of the media.

  228. 228
    broderick crawford says:

    message to the libdems from elvis and virtually everybody else


  229. 229


  230. 230
    broderick crawford says:

    well .. the FDP were wiped out overnight in Germany kast year . From 93 seats to zero in one day .

    mind you they do have proportional representation over there and any party who gets less than five percent of the vote cannot be represented .
    on the negative side ….. the FDP were the coalition partners of Merkel and although she nearly got one she failed to obtsin an absolute majority.

    Which means she is condemned to five years of infighting with the Luddite Social Democrats…..

  231. 231
    broderick crawford says:

    no chance i m afraid .

    clegg will be a senior eurocrat and “my cousin ” Vinnie will accede to a city banking sinecure to pad out his days.


  232. 232
    Anonymous says:

    Just out of interest – what did he say?

  233. 233
    broderick crawford says:

    oh i don t know

    the tories had a fair knock in Clifton

    if they grow up and coalesce with ukip they d win no problem

    divided however gives labour an open goal even if scotland goes indie … as if needed they can always rely on the rump (“one cabinet seat and we re yours !!”) of the residually and miraculously re elected lib dems ….

  234. 234
    broderick crawford says:

    i thought upvc was a type of double glazing

    also — does the govt . now take roughly two percent of the voter s DNA when they enter the polling station .

    or is that just for the postal votes …

  235. 235
    broderick crawford says:


    This must be the Iraqi Elvis …

  236. 236
    Cliff Richard says:

    Cheesy but superb American Trilogy – what a voice, even the relatively modern remix of ‘A little less conversation’ is the biz

  237. 237
    Heir to Bliar says:

    Vote Tory get Labour

  238. 238
    lojolondon says:

    I hope that Cast-Iron Dave won’t take this as a message and try to negotiate with Nigel Farage – because I want the Tories to choose another leader and kick him out, so a proper Conservative party can make a deal with UKIP and take the next election. The signs are all there, it can happen!

  239. 239
    Mike Hodges says:

    If the 2014 EU elections reflect this kind of result then I wonder how long “I Agree With” Nick Clegg is going to last? Will the LibDems dump him, and the coalition, in the hope that they might recover enough support to keep a few of their MPs in parliament? I must remember to order in extra popcorn!

  240. 240
    ned ludd says:

    Fookall wrong wi Luddites. Watch thy gob, lad. X

  241. 241
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Vote UKIP get Labour.
    Vote Bus pass Elvis, get Elvis.

  242. 242

    What’s with this ‘some’ nonsense?

  243. 243
    Tom Catesby says:

    Student votes, Cleggie?
    Who was it that lied about fees?

  244. 244
    Back Biter says:

    Yeah and it stopped the f^cker barking.

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