March 6th, 2014

WATCH: Dave Built This City


55 Comments

  1. 1
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    WE’RE HERE TO HELP.

  2. 2
    Camerclegg says:

    We built this city on cock and bull

  3. 3
    The Doreen Effect. Bet she's a lefty says:

    Stephen Lawrence police review prompts public inquiry

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26466867

  4. 4
    Food banks are for scammers says:

    We not only had to import workers to do the Jobs white Dee wasn’t prepared to do,we also had to import buskers and big issue sellers to do the begging she didn’t need to do because our welfare is so generous.

  5. 5
    This will not please the BBC says:

    Crimea parliament asks to join Russia

  6. 6
    Corner of The Yard says:

    I didn’t think DC liked cats?

  7. 7
    nun says:

    Camerclegg says:

    March 6, 2014 at 1:01 pm

    We built this city on cock and bull

  8. 8
    Max says:

    “Look at my penis, isn’t it tiny? What can I do with this?”

  9. 9
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    In the 80’s we asked to join Russia too.
    Where did that glorious state run monocracy go? We loved the old USSR. Loved it!

  10. 10
    EU WOT MATE?! says:

    Love Twats. Vote Lib/Lab/Con.

  11. 11
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Filling for a canape hot dog?

  12. 12
    It's like a parallel Universe says:

    Catherine Ashton, CND organiser and friend of Russia

    Baroness Ashton, EU external action organiser and enemy of Russia

  13. 13
    aurora borealis says:

    Well!

    I guess the best one can say about that is that they’re probably doing something more useful riding those bikes than rattling about the corridors of westminster and brussels.

  14. 14
    Tom says:

    If racism was really a problem in this country there would be so many Stephen Lawrences they wouldn’t have been able to indulge this one murder for the last 20 years.
    The British by nature are a tolerant people who on the whole don’t require beating over the head by left wing bedwetters.
    In fact I think lefties make matters worse and are certainly no friend of the Bl*ck community.

  15. 15
    Nick Clegg says:

    Nigel Farage is a liar.
    I’m going to give him real facts about how wonderful the EU is.

    And I’m going to give the real facts that if we were to leave the EU The UK would have to pay a skillion-zillion-jabillion euro fine and be banned from world trade for 100 years.

  16. 16
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    Of course! That’s where the unelected centrally planned, bureaucratic, self enriching elite went. They formed the EU!

    That’s why we love the EU so much and won’t report a word against it.

    {more cash please Brussels..but call it something unnoticeable like the future digital amalgamation fund.}

  17. 17
    Mrs Slocum says:

    Or pussies.

  18. 18
    Prime Minister Comrade David Cameron says:

    Tax rich households more to cut average council tax bill, says Owen Jones.

    And I agree with Owen.

  19. 19
    Diane AbbongoBongott says:

    Wacist!

  20. 20
    Gordon MacBreath says:

    Tax everyone more and that will cut average taxes.
    lalalalalalall lllooooooo moooo

  21. 21
    Cliffhanger says:

    PR consultant Max Clifford used his celebrity contacts “to bully and manipulate” girls and women into sexual acts with him, a court has heard.

    Opening the prosecution case, Rosina Cottage QC said Mr Clifford knew how to “manipulate, lie and get what he wants”.

    Mr Clifford from Hersham, Surrey, faces 11 counts of indecent assault relating to seven alleged victims, aged from 14 to 19, between 1966 and 1984.

  22. 22
    Jeremy Paxo says:

    Eeeeyyyyyyyyeeeerrrrssss…….

  23. 23
    Dave - the pervert's best friend says:

    Cock and bum actually.

  24. 24
    Bill Quango MP says:

    BBC 3 – new comedy version

    “R- U- B- N- Swerved”

    Captain Peacock – “Mrs SlowCum – Will you be able to attend the gay marriage of Mr Lucas and Mr Mr. Humphries on the floor of GraceSisters online retail warehouse later on? Or is your gash still dripping ?”

    [run laughter track – 21.45 seconds]

  25. 25
    Sir William Wayde says:

    We already do. It’s called ‘income tax’.

    Next glib and facile statement, please.

  26. 26
    in a parallel parallel universe says:

    The unelected ‘president’ of Ukraine has
    just described the rulers of Crimea as being
    illegitimate.

  27. 27
    Young Mr. Grace says:

    You’ve all done very well….

  28. 28
    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    In America, flipping the bird means an offensive gesture using your middle finger.
    In Britain, flipping the bird means it’s time for anal.

  29. 29
    Sick of them says:

    The Farage v Clegg debate will pull in record numbers. No doubt about it. Everyone despises the EU and will want Farage to wipe the floor with the scheming cùnt

  30. 30
    The British public says:

    We’d still rather leave.

  31. 31
    Sick of the greed and lies(still) says:

    We spend so much time making cultural allowances such as Christmas etc. In 2012, the worlds most expensive Christmas tree was installed in a Shopping Mall. Not in a western country but in Abu Dhabi!
    If they can do it, why can’t we celebrate Christmas?

  32. 32
    Sir William Wayde says:

    Any group that topples statues of Lenin can’t be all bad. He was a mass-murderer.

  33. 33
    Jimmy Carr and Rufus Hound says:

    Paying tax is for little people.

  34. 34
    BBC News and Propaganda Unit says:

    We won’t allow that to happen.

  35. 35
    Spart-acus says:

    Sir William, looks like you are being modded too.

  36. 36
    Colonel Bloodnok says:

    Surely no man likes his widget being poked fun at;-/

  37. 37
    Spart-acus says:

    thankfully after the next election, the limpdems wont have a say in the outcome

  38. 38
    David Dimbleby says:

    The audience will only really be tuning in for me, I’ll make sure I interrupt that loon Farage at every opportunity to maximize my airtime.

  39. 39
    it was a fatherland political broadcast says:

    Representative from Ukrainian pro-EU Fatherland
    Party just given free rein on BBC’s Daily Politics.

  40. 40
    Garfield says:

    I think that the cat in the clip looks more statesman like than them three

  41. 41
    Mizz Brahms says:

    “If you don’t give me a payrise I’ll say you touched my tits and Its operation yew tree for you.”

  42. 42
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    We will be busing in an audience specially.
    From Tuscany.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    The BBC have been paid £20m over the last few years by the EU.

    How can they claim to be impartial on the EU ?

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Cast Iron is the smeggy lubricant around the Lib Dems bum and Labours c0ck.

  45. 45
    Sick of them says:

    Well, when I say everyone, there’s a rump of jealous types in the blogosphere who want out of the EU, but hate Farage so much they’d prefer he fails.
    The knives have been out for him.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    The Lib Dems and Greens are bigoted minority parties with an extreme viewpoint which. is at odds with their supposed cuddly middle of the road image.

    The lib dems also seem to be a party of beardy wierdy pervs most at home taking sexual advantage of junior staff and vulnerable constituents. In this respect they are more like Labour.

    The greens would be worse if they had more power and thought they could get away with it.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Over 50% of voters would like to leave the EU.

    That’s a bigger mandate than any of the LibLabCon have ever got.

  48. 48
    ooo,,,eerrr... says:

    Rose in a cottage…. ooh er!

  49. 49
    broderick crawford says:

    Why is portillo forced to sit so close to abbott on the daily politics show ?

    An elf and safety personal odour issue surely …

  50. 50
    Right Full Rudder says:

    Shouldn’t that be “We built this city on the Hertfordshire countryside so there would be more homes for Romanians”?

  51. 51
    Truthteller says:

    I want to live in a democratic society, I’m off to Russia.

  52. 52
    Truthteller says:

    I want to see Cameron, Clegg and Miliband in a cage fight against Putin.

  53. 53
    Too Thick To Stay On Topic says:

    Sandcastles don’t attract council tax.

  54. 54

    This will not happn as Putin will wipe the floot with them. Thay are no match fot him.
    Their defeat will keep them out ofpolitics until after thd next election
    This good as we will.have a new Government which is truly representive of the British Pepple.

  55. 55

    This will not happn as Putin will wipe the floot with them. Thay are no match fot him.
    Their defeat will keep them out ofpolitics until after thd next election
    This good as we will.have a new Government which is truly representive of the British Pepple.


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