March 5th, 2014

PMQs LIVE: Rock Bottom Edition

Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Mr Peter Bone (Wellingborough)

Q2 Diana Johnson (Kingston upon Hull North)

Q3 Stephen Mosley (City of Chester)

Q4 Mr Brooks Newmark (Braintree)

Q5 Mark Menzies (Fylde)

Q6 Mr Graham Stuart (Beverley and Holderness)

Q7 Mr David Heath (Somerton and Frome)

Q8 Jenny Chapman (Darlington)

Q9 Mrs Louise Ellman (Liverpool, Riverside)

Q10 Mr Michael Thornton (Eastleigh)

Q11 Ian Lavery (Wansbeck)

Q12 Dr Thérèse Coffey (Suffolk Coastal)

Q13 Mr Tobias Ellwood (Bournemouth East)

Q14 Grahame M. Morris (Easington)

Comments in the comments please…


76 Comments

  1. 1
    Mr Peter Bono says:

    Anyone got £200k they can lend me?

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    • 12
      rocknrolla says:

      Anyone else seen the funny carnage over at Dan Hodge’s telegraph hosted blog? He’s gone into total meltdown. He basically argued, in a foreshadowing one assumes of most f the mainstream media trying the slur, that UKIP are all “racist” because someone told a joke about a different national group and Nigel Farage pointed out that there are times on public transport that one doesn’t hear English being spoken (clearly very sadly true). The comments tore him to pieces and he had to block any further ones.
      Today he has claimed that Putin is invading The Ukraine because we don’t have enough immigrants in England and are therefore not engaged enough with the world.
      Not seen a fall from grace quite so rapid in a while, he has truly gone mental.

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      • 15
        Dave - the pervert's friend says:

        Has spent too long sucking Blair’s cock.

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      • 40
        Dan Hodges says:

        Putin is invading The Ukraine because we don’t have enough women on the front bench.

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      • 50
        Anonymous says:

        Hodges is in a desperate panic.

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        • 56
          Mine d'Boggles says:

          Mr. Hodges, could you identify the place, date and time, as I would not want to miss the horror involved in seeing you attempting to streak. Thanks.

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  2. 2
    Wrong Dave says:

    Except UKRAINE does not have a legal elected government.

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  3. 3
    Vlad says:

    Putin 4 UK PM.

    He’s miles better than the shower of shit we have

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  4. 5
    M102 says:

    Who is that behind Mili with the big knockers?

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  5. 6
    Scrap the EU says:

    Fuck the war mongering EU

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  6. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    Never mind this world bollox – how many women on the front bench?

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    • 36
      D "utter twat" Hodges says:

      Yes, that’s all that matters, appeasing the militant feminists. Read my twitter feed, I take them to task for the fact that only 65% of the Labour front bench is women, it’s an outrage and shows we need more immigrants in England and to be more diverse, then Putin will be scared of us.

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  7. 9
    Put-in the boot in says:

    E-U r joking? EU up to the task?

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  8. 10
    Weird Ed says:

    Look at me evewybody. Today I’m pretending to be a thtatesman

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  9. 14
    Dave is a Traitor says:

    There you go DAVE IS An EU Rophile

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  10. 17
    M102 says:

    Boring as f’uck today.

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    • 57
      This was a truly heartwarming moment says:

      But for the demeaning of poor Jack Straw.
      Just think how much worse his depression must be now.

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  11. 19
    Too soon for Owen Jones says:

    How!

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  12. 20
    Hugh Jend says:

    Internet what?
    Where do you find that?

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  13. 21
    Hugh Jend says:

    Needs an iron fatty

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  14. 22
    Dave is a Fool says:

    Costs and Consequences? Evey fucking action that Red Ed, the EU and even Dave are proposing have massive costs and consequences for the UKi

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  15. 24
    Why can't MPs have brain cells? says:

    So is Dave going to ban the screening, making. showing, owning, selling, pirating and so on of every film that includes a r@pe?

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  16. 25
    Vlad The Inhaler says:

    Call me Dave has used the MPs stock phrase “lessons will be learnt”

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  17. 26
    Vlad The Inhaler says:

    Eagle using the pointy finger and death stare.

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  18. 27
    Mitch says:

    Straw going on far too long. A decent Speaker would have shut him up ages ago.

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    • 33
      aurora borealis says:

      We haven’t had a decent speaker since Betty Boothroyd – if only they could have her back she might be able to restore some respect for the now trashed reputation of the House of Commons.

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  19. 29
    Round the Bend says:

    Straw does not live near his ‘colourful’ constituents, I am surprised.

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  20. 31
    Vlad The Inhaler says:

    Typhoon export simple sell them to the Ukraine. Sorted

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  21. 34
    aurora borealis says:

    so today ed has decided he’s going to be the anodyne militwit.

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  22. 35
    Vlad The Inhaler says:

    Heath LibDem beardy.

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  23. 37
    Mitch says:

    Evans should be in jail. Disgraceful that he’s allowed to waffle on.

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  24. 38
    Fuck the EU says:

    Cameron winning ? :-)

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  25. 43
    Watching says:

    Michael Fabricant just smiled at me.

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  26. 45
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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  27. 46
    Would I? says:

    From the left – YES, NO, NO

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    • 53
      Rhodes Boyson says:

      Why are there no white men at that table ?

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    • 73
      Anonymous says:

      The one on the left gets a yes from me as well. The one in the middle is wearing a bullfrog suit.

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      • 74
        Jim says:

        Can you imagine a Tory sitting with two, middle aged white blokes, proudly exclaiming they’re chairing a meeting of “white businessmen”.

        They would be shredded.

        How/why is this discrimination allowed?

        Why can’t Flabbot simply chair a meeting of businesspeople; why black women only?

        Does it not violate race laws in this country, to exclude/promote on the basis of skin colour?

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  28. 47
    Best Stand Up Comedian 2014 says:

    And the award goes to …..

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  29. 49
    M103 says:

    Re Patrick Rock and the delay in reporting his arrest.

    Is it not more worrying that:

    Rock allegedly got the opportunity to resign hours before he was arrested?
    Why was he allowed to resign?
    On what grounds did he resign?
    Why wasn’t he sacked or put on infinitive leave after the Police arrested him?
    Why is nobody asking those questions?

    I consider these questions to be of much more importance if the dates released yesterday are the true dates.

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  30. 51
    Cuntwatch says:

    Normally you would not expect a person to know they are being investigated until they were arrested. Yet here they appeared to have been allowed to resign before being arrested.

    This is on the face of it does seem to indicate political interference in the investigative process, for political purposes and appearance.

    It is all very irregular.

    Defending the delay in releasing the information, Cameron said: “I don’t think it would be right to pre-emptively brief out a criminal investigation and that’s why we did not do that.

    “But as soon as questions were asked, as questions would inevitably be asked, we have given very full and straightforward answers, which is absolutely the right way to answer this.

    “I’ve been clear right along – and I was told about this issue pretty much as soon as it was discovered – and I have been very clear we must handle this in an absolutely correct way and I am satisfied that is what No 10 Downing Street has done.”

    He added: “I have to be careful about what I say about this issue because a criminal investigation is under way. He did play an important role at Downing Street and he’s resigned that position.”

    David Cameron’s explanations are not credible. To say that No.10 gave “very full and straightforward answers” is stretching the truth so far that it has become a lie. Very evasive and vague would have been a more accurate description.

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    • 54
      Anonymous says:

      “very full and straightforward answers” is the same as let me be very clear about this…..just means they are going to talk bs

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      • 58
        Mrs Nicholas Clegg says:

        What is wrong with a delegation of taxpayers visiting Downing Street and examining in detail the offending documentation on the Downing street computers and preparing a report for the people for information purposes.

        The Prime Minister will then be able to get on with what he does best namely boosting the economy and getting people off benefits and into work.

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    • 66
      The Critic says:

      well, be fair, they would be as full and straightforward as any other politician….care to comment Harriet?

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  31. 55
    A Ship's Lawyer says:

    Will the Prime Minister tell us who has been caught with their fingers in the Forex?

    Will all relevant documentation be placed on the internet for us all to see the extent of the manipulation so we can all better assess our individual claims for compensation in the Courts ?

    Or does the Prime Minister think I am asking too much ?

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  32. 69

    The Navy have not called into the floods to help out in rescue and recovery. Where are all the small boats? They have none the cuts have sunk them and have no money as it has all gone to Elizabeth and Victoria with there being no money in the kitty for the next 200 years?

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  33. 71
    anti establishment party ukip says:

    Dan…if you really think it is wrong for a national political party to be held to account for being led by a comedian who bangs on about British jobs for British workers then….oh hang on..my favourite comment from the dan hodge blog fiasco

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  34. 76
    testing crap says:

    Tarek Fatah. Indian born in P*kistan, Punjabi born in Islam, Hindu ancestry and Sikh heritage. At home in Israel or P*lestine, but above all a Canadian! Secular, progressive and liberal activist. That is just the start. My brain hurts…

    What a mixture! It is going to take some time to absorb his position, given his background. Good write-up in WP but not sure how nonviolent resistance is going to keep the Ruskies at bay.

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