March 4th, 2014

Private CCHQ Briefing Warns MPs How to Stay Out of Trouble

Tory MPs and their staff attended a meeting this afternoon where they were warned about dodgy donations while making their latest declarations. Click through the slides* below to see who they are scared will expose their financial misdeeds:

You have been warned…

*We kept the other 43.


  1. 1
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    If people in public life need to attend courses to be taught how to stay out of trouble the country must be in a very bad state indeed.

  2. 2
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    If they weren’t all corrupt lying thieving kiddy fiddling cuunts there wouldn’t be a problem,

  3. 3
    Al Capone says:

    We have the finest politicians money can buy.

  4. 4
    Ed Miliband says:

    Can Guido post the entire presentation?

  5. 5
    magog says:

    Rebekah Brooks: Charlie concealing bags was a ‘monumental cock-up’
    Ex-NI chief tells court she ‘lost it’ when she heard her husband had hidden items including ‘his rather large porn collection’

  6. 6
    Dave's Somerset Levels Floating Voters says:

    That’s why so many are going to UKIP.

    Stuff the rest vote UKIP

  7. 7
    CCHQ insider says:

    Rule 102 – don’t assault other men in public

    Rule 103 – don’t sniff lines in the Chamber of the House of Commons

  8. 8
    Grunt Crapps says:

    We have the finest candidates and fighting machine

    We are the Workers Party

  9. 9
    Bill Quango MP says:

    In Moscow, president Putin and President Obama are at The Talks.

    Putin stands up from the table.. He is angry.

    “I shall listen no more..Obama you are pushing this crisis!”

    Obama responds. And you,Vladamir..You are pushing the world into war! Can’t you see that..You must back down or the US and the UN , EU, China and Nato are going to put you in the can!”

    Putin angrily informs the interpreters to tell Obama he cannot deal with him anymore. World peace is hanging by a thread!

    “You are not man enough to resolve this situation..I will not deal with you anymore…Only a great leader with strong Socialist Workers Republik sympathies can resolve this crisis..Only OWEN JONES can prevent conflict! ”

    Obama signals his aides.. “Get that Dr Jones Use Airforce One..The situation is critical..we’re going to need to know if Jones can get Putin to have Cornflakes or Cocoa Puffs … Cornflakes or Cocoa Puffs … and do you want hot milk?
    Owen? Owen? Do you want hot milk?

    Oh, do, hurry up Owen!

    The school bus will be here soon…stop daydreaming, my little munchkin man!”

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    Podiceps says:

    They probably also get secret briefings on how to conceal dodgy donations.

  11. 11
    Michael Gove says:

    I have told Tthe real Leader of the Tory Party, Mr Murdoch, that I would not be suitable as a future PM

    We had a nice dinner with Digger and my wife Sarah remains one of his employees

    No conflict there

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Item 101: Charge of the Light Brigade – about 12 pence per KiloWatt hour :-)

  13. 13
    UN Observer says:

    John Kerry has just said

    “We must de-escalate”

    I hsd never seen any escalation

  14. 14
    Táxpáyér says:

    How many MPs are supported by unions!?

    Some are “public sector” unions who win by extorting more from taxpayers.

    That can’t be right.

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    PK says:

    have to say, seems eminently sensible – and am surprised they don’t do it every year !

  16. 16
    Táxpáyér says:

    Teh Zero’s regime is a paper tiger.

    With apologies to paper and tigers.

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    Brassed Off Joe Public says:

    Is CMDD moving the pieces into place for his contrived early G.E ???

    His over riding motive is to derail the UKIP surge & save his own neck !!

    but the big weakness for CMDD he is NOT a Chess Master

    & his only attributes are mendacity & manipulation which he learnt

    at the feet of the real master Bliar at whose feet they all worship……..

    However can Voters be trusted to comply with the Master & his

    devious acolytes grand scheme ……..hmmmmmm

    Interesting times

  18. 18
    Owen Jones says:

    Am I the only one who thinks Patrick Rock is being set up?

  19. 19
    Mitch says:

    Would that be the UKIP who’s MEP’s were found out fiddling their expenses?

  20. 20
    Falseflag says:

    Somewhere between a smokescreen and a sacrificial lamb

  21. 21
    M102 says:

    What a w@nker :)

  22. 22
    C O (Ξ5) says:

    Try this:

    Similar to R-Feds testing of UK air defence over past few years.

  23. 23
    Scampi Flaps says:

    What sort of fucktard collects porn when it is all available for free on the internet? The same kind of fucktard who would pay for the Sun on their iPad when that too is easily found, for free, online. Mr Murdoch and friends really don’t seem too savvy when it comes to tech stuff do they? Remember The Daily anyone? Anyone?…………………………..Anyone?

  24. 24
    Police Federation boss says:


    Rock is a pleb

    What kind of name is that?

  25. 25
    General says:

    Does UK still do air defence?

    I thought the RAF had run out of planes

  26. 26
    Scampi Flaps says:

    You fucking tard, just wasted my time reading that shite, about as funny as finding your kid is missing then realizing she was checking her voice-mail and clinging to that bit of hope that your child may still be alive then being told it wasn’t her it was a PI under instruction from one of Cameron and Blair’s closest Grant Mitchell beating friends.

  27. 27
    War Games says:

    Are you sure those aircraft are real?

    My son has a computer game with better kit than this….

  28. 28
    UKIP or bust says:

    Or liblabcon who’s MP’s were fiddling their expenses, and kiddies?

  29. 29
    Jakob Grimm says:

    Would have found that more believable if you had said Chuka rather than Owen.

  30. 30
    Temper, temper says:

    Ooh, get you. Has he said bad things about your hero?

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    C O (Ξ5) says:

    It would be preferable for the enemy to think that way ;-)

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    Dougie Bader says:

    Still a few Spits around.

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    Scampi Flaps says:

    Catch up fucknuts, none of this is right, every fucker in that house is a corrupt, contemptible bastard who deserves to be shot in the fucking head and their kids forced to bury them on live tv. Every single one of them regardless of what party they claim to be in, execute each and every one. Save Cameron and Millitard for a special big execution show on new years eve. Make Gary fucking Barlow sing songs while lucky winners get to slowly decapitate the pair of them, then make Barlow lick up the shit, tears and blood before repeating the process on him, Thanks for watching, over on BBC2 now Joooools Netherlands live(ish) with Travis and Texas. Don’t have nightmares,

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    Moddy botted again says:

    Clean as a whistle the UKIP boys

  41. 41
    Horatio Hormblower says:

    Poor CallmeDave.

    Not only has he got a growing bald patch –

    He’s suffering from Aides.

  42. 42
    Scampi Flaps says:

    Just fucking stop. There must be something far more useful you could be doing. Maybe put your head in the oven, turn the gas on and count backwards from 10,000. Good luck, wanker.

  43. 43
    Moddy botted again says:

    Cough! Although it has to be said the fragrant Nikki protests her innocence.

  44. 44
    Diane's food tips says:

    Today, I will be mostly eating.

  45. 45
    Unelectable Ed Miliband says:

    It’s Dave or Ed for PM when the election arrives. I assume your choice is for Ed.

  46. 46
    Rock Hudsons Dirt Box says:

    Sounds like a butch name to me.

  47. 47
    No steps forward 100 steps back says:

    I see the picture above is showing how full of MPs the green seating in the house of corruption can get.

  48. 48
    David Cummerbund says:

    we shall take Inkerman by July and Sebastapol by Christmas.

  49. 49
    Podiceps says:

    Natural gas isn’t poisonous, as many idiots trying to kill themselves have found. You just lie there until it catches fire. It was the old coal gas that was poisonous, because it contained carbon monoxide.

  50. 50
    I dinghy says:

    For a troll you are a bit lame.
    Are you on some sort of day release scheme?

  51. 51
    Scampi Flaps says:

    My heroes are not tards like Jones, dirty vile fucking shit stabber he deserves an Arse Injected Death Sentence, preferably from one of his ethnic friends and administered with a shit smeared broken bottle. Tear that northern spunk gargling fuck into a few kilos of minced minced meat. Then force him down a drain Nielsen style.

  52. 52
    Rupert M. Urdoch says:

    You get round my pay wall and I’ll bite your nuts off you pubic lice faced bushbuggerer.

  53. 53
    Putin says:

    Where’s Cameron? Protecting nonces?

  54. 54
    Scampi Flaps says:

    Burn the fucker to death? I like your style, even better if the kids are sleeping upstairs like those northern chavs who done their bit for the deficit recently.

  55. 55
    Jimmy ROCKford says:

    Nothing wrong with a little ‘Rock&Roll’ ‘RockAbilly’ or Scotch on the Rock’s

  56. 56
    Scampi Flaps says:

    Troll the salty gleam from the tip of my cock and then say thank you. Imagine the taste as my rancid cock forces its way into your idiotic mouth, the texture on you fucking stupid tongue. You fucking dirty rotter.

  57. 57
    Scampi Flaps says:

    Sorry old bollock head, you beloved Sun is available for free, each day on at least five expat chink blogs.

  58. 58
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Labour don’t recognise England,Scotland & Wales as nations in their own right. Labour will no doubt demand that the 6 nations rugby trophy be renamed the 4 nations trophy (France,Ireland,Italy & One Nation something or other).

  59. 59
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    This September’s referendum will be Scotland’s one and only chance for freedom.

    If they fail to take it not only will they have shamed their great ancestors Wallace & Bruce but they will be known the world over as haggis eating surrender monkeys. A bunch of pussy-whipped slaves forever under the English jackboot.

    Freeeedom! :-)

  60. 60
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Miliband needs to address the woman problem in the Trades Union leadership.

    He needs to stand up to vile male dinosaurs like McCluskey,Crow & Serwotka and tell them they must stand down in favour of women selected from an all-women shortlist.

    Or is it do as i say and not as i do for Labour’s paymasters!

  61. 61
    Where Eagles Bare says:

    Rebekah Brooks ‘lost it’ with husband Charlie when he admitted to hiding his ‘rather large’ lesbian porn collection from phone hacking police as they raided their home, jury hears…..



  62. 62
    Podiceps says:

    What is it with these fossils that they have collections — either on paper or as images on their computers? With so much porn of every kind online, why don’t they just view it there, using a proxy server to avoid leaving traces?

  63. 63
    I get paid by the EU Farage....BASTARDS! says:

    Or reusing to comment on the odd dodgy “Educational Trust” off shore?

  64. 64
    TAT says:


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    C O (Ξ5) says:

    Not yet properly confirmed (RIA is K’remlin mouthpiece) but R’euters are reporting that R’ussia have successfully performed test launch of ICBM’s today over the C’aspian:

    Was probably scheduled test (if it happened), but in current situation it can only be perceived as mischievous.

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    Not quite the same is it.... says:

    Fiddling EU expenses paid for by German taxpayers?


  68. 68
    The Archbishop of Canterbury says:

    Go fuck yourself in the arse with a broken bottle you smegma stained excuse for human being. I’d rip the spine from your back, wrap it round your neck and choke you to death before shitting in your foul fucking mouth.

    Now fuck off you diseased testicle.

  69. 69
    Peter North says:

    …and the pages tend to get stuck to each other!

  70. 70
    carlo gambino says:

    Wavy Davy came out with this sort of crap.

    ‘Before you do something, think how it would look on the front page of the Daily Mail’.

    How about not doing something wrong because IT’S WRONG rather than because of fear of what would happen if you got caught.

    And Wavy Davy is the Prime Minister FFS.

  71. 71
    The Archbishop of Canterbury says:


  72. 72
    Frau Merkel says:

    Happy days…

  73. 73
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Well done link man for exposing 7 thieves in 7 years. All found out and all removed.
    We have Establishment Westminster politicians that are thieves, ponces and nonces that are named by the minute not the year.
    A thieving and raping Establishment that has abused us for centuries.
    Why are you happy with that Moddy ???

  74. 74
    Army Surplus special offer this week: Eurofighter Typhoon says:

    Plenty of planes, just no spare parts to keep them flying!

  75. 75
    Westminster Bubble Watch says:

    Moddy and the rest of the psychopathic Westminster tax-teat sucklers are missing a working moral compass.

  76. 76
    Fu Man Chu says:

    As is the FT

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    It's one thing to speak with your heart to a pollster, quite another when your future is at stake says:

    There’s only one place that “X” will be going come decision day

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    statist says:


    Stupid bitch on C4 News (Loiuse Cooper – WTF is she?) thinks Putin’s only in power because the oligarchs let him and the fact that the Russian stock market has (temporarily) dipped 8% will mean the oligarchs will put pressure on him.

    And Brookes Newmark (J’ewish) is threatening Putin with target amd specific sanctions on Putin and his coterie.

    Watch out Putin!

    It’s all laughable.

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    What was he doing with the lesbian's porn collection anyway? says:

    Yes charlie, give it back to the lesbians.

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    I'm not sure I understand British justice anymore says:

    Is this relevant, to the case in hand I wonder? Or is this yet another court case that has gone on a wild flight of fancy who knows where?

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    This might teach them how to stay out of trouble says:

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    This might teach them how to stay out of trouble says:

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    C O (Ξ5) says:

    Meet the SS-25 Sickle Topol RS-12M ICBM.

    Mobile, can deliver 1000kg payload over distance 10,000 km (just over 6000 miles) These are designed to deliver nuclear payloads, single 550kt device, with decoys.

    This is what was tested today, minus the nuke.

    R-Fed are in the process of upgrading their delivery systems.

    More details:


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    Each action etc. says:

    Putin has decided that the EU and the US are led by weak corrupt politicians who have no support from the people, he has the gas and the oil and the money pot, he can turn East and go and play with his mates in China and sell his gas and oil to them, he knows if the EU and US politicians had balls he would have some problems, but as he knows they are weak chinless wonders he couldn’t care less, get used to getting crapped on, I think he has more to come.

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    That’s a big assumption that Red Tories and BluLabour will not implode and have a cost of leadership crisis.

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    Anon. says:

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Wunaway wunaway. The Yanks can only carpet bomb innocent civilians while sitting safely in the US.
    A real fight with Russia’s finest and the Yanks are hiding behind Baroness YouGov.

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    it could have been her’s.

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Baroness YouGov and the EU have offered the Ukrainian Government £20 billion as bribes to join the EU.
    The UK Parliament will borrow £2.4 billion at 5% to lend to the unstable and bankrupt Ukrainians while Britons suffer mass unemployment, an affordable housing crisis and a lack of resources emergency.

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    Margaret Dodge says:

    £2.4 billion is a tiny tiny amount.

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    Eagle Bros. R Toast says:

    Time to leave. Nigel…step it up, son.

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    koba says:

    The UK should ask to see the audited accounts from last year before we offer another penny.

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    C O (Ξ5) says:

    P’Tin will use this as a means of getting rid of his political opponents.

    Those who are going to be burned are of no concern.

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    Father Jack Hackett says:

    Feck off EU.

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    Bobby Sochs says:

    Catherine Ashton really does not have a chin

    Was she chosen as our tame European to hoist the white flag?

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    important stuff says:

    Guido has pulled the piece about the Russian newsreader who went awol about the Crimea for some reason. What a weirdo Guido is. Does he not realise there is this thing called the Internet and we can see what he has, and has not, posted?

    Where have you buried the poor Russian reporter, Guido?

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    important stuff says:

    Perhaps, in his researching, he found out that most of the cabinet were viewing kiddy porn. So they got rid of him. Honestly, it is far more likely that this poor man found out something about Cameron, than that he was looking at kiddy porn.

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    Sheikh Basha Banka says:

    All Putin wants is to go back to implement an agreement Hague and Fabius signed less than a fortnight ago and in the interim prevent gangs of thugs going around ransacking state buildings.

    Obviously Russia’s chances of getting paid in full by the Ukrainians are receding by the hour, so there is logic in him raising gas prices to cover the risks of future defaults.

    Thats what the Banks effectively did with the Greeks.

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    C O (Ξ5) says:

    The EU is irrelevant now: It has proved itself to be part of the problem and should be removed. (By Europe)

    P’tin is sticking to Sun Tzu at the moment.

    P’tin understands where the weaknesses of his enemies are and is exploiting these. He is trying to win bloodless victories as he does not have the resources to wage bloody wars, and also wishes to extend governance over the maximum number of people.

    R-Fed has a demographic problem which is factored into his calculations to partly solve.

    That he is on an imperialist quest to reclaim territory lost when the SU broke up must be assumed.

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    important stuff says:

    And Obama says: “You’re not fooling anyone, Putin.” And that is about the end of it.

    Chicago street thug meets a son of the KBG. No contest.

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    Defence correspondent says:

    They will then sell them to the Chinese

    Along with latest air defence systems which are pretty good

    And perhaps Iran if the US goes on insulting Vlad

    Kerry will then say the US has pivoted towards Mexico

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    Banker says:

    Seize a few oligarchs’ accounts

    That will cover it

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    C O (Ξ5) says:

    On the face of it yes.

    But with the careful planning that is evident in what has unfolded that reasoning is incredible.

    P’tins solution is different to what happened to G’reece.

    He wishes to absorb the country whole into the R-Fed.

    From his point of view that is more valuable than the debt owed.

    Thinking in economic terms alone is one of the weaknesses of the West that he is exploiting at present. He is not thinking in those terms in the way we do, or would assume.

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    important stuff says:

    You hope. As Obama says: “You’re not fooling anyone, Putin.”

    America has all the oil and gas it needs, and you little lefty left-behinds can keep hoping for the end of the American world, but it won’t happen in your lifetime.

    So go get a job.

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    important stuff says:

    Watch out Putin, because everyone knows that the Ukraine is just the start of his own domestic troubles. Stop cheerleading for Russian, you leftist creeps.

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    all lib dems are liars. says:

    Tut tut Guido. It wasn’t today it was yesterday. Plese get It right.

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    Banker says:

    EU Commissioner said EU would pay off Ukrainian debt to Gazprom this evening

    The Russians will get paid

    Otherwise gas tap goes off..uge cost to Germany, France, Italy etc

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    C O (Ξ5) says:

    Not a good idea exposing oneself to K’remlin propaganda.

    All R-Fed news agencies, especially RT, are in that category.

    UK govt should withdraw broadcast licenses if any have been issued in the UK for such outlets as they are overt propaganda / deza outlets.

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    Jack says:

    He will accept Ukraine and EU and US undertaking never to allow U to become a member of NATO

    He doesnt want the whole of U

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    Jack says:

    Continue your debt and deficit and you will run into the wall

    Like in 2008

    Fuck off with your NSA, banksters, corruption and Lady Gaga’s ass

    Noone needs you in the world apart fron Ysrael

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    rocknrolla says:

    Anyone else seen the funny carnage over at Dan Hodge’s telegraph hosted blog? He’s gone into total meltdown. He basically argued, in a foreshadowing one assumes of most f the mainstream media trying the slur, that UKIP are all “racist” because someone told a joke about a different national group and Nigel Farage pointed out that there are times on public transport that one doesn’t hear English being spoken (clearly very sadly true). The comments tore him to pieces and he had to block any further ones.
    Today he has claimed that Putin is invading The Ukraine because we don’t have enough immigrants in England and are therefore not engaged enough with the world.
    Not seen a fall from grace quite so rapid in a while, he has truly gone mental.

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    C O (Ξ5) says:

    Add U to be part of R-Fed free trade zone, maybe with a few new bases and enhanced troop presence, and he may settle for it being ‘independent’.

    But I would not credit that assumption much.

    He is also after this which is what European’s should be concerned about:

    Free trade zone between Eurasian and EU trade zones.

    The US is perhaps not so impressed. U would be the ideal territory in which to start.

    Problem is that would be the end of E’urope as we currently know it.

    The EU as a junior socialist quasi autonomous region adjunct to a new R-Fed empire is likely closer to P’tins view of the future.

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    C O (Ξ5) says:

    U cannot afford to pay its bills now.

    So, moving forward EU is going to be paying for the U.

    That is almost as shit a decision as the others the EU made to get to this current point.

    In fact it is worst.

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    Well Said Fred says:

    I can tell you the rules are so complex and arcane, that Guido probably saved you from a fate worse than death by not posting the other 43 pages.

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    JH-23091238459023 says:

    Can you imagine the shit the KGB has on Ashton?

    They used to fund the CND for Christs sake.

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    Our Defence says:

    Air traffic control would turn them away.

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    Under the weather says:

    War planes are not very effective in the rain. Johny Foreigner can’t cope with the cold. Lastly if they did attack they will end up killing their own people. Not very good.

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    i the real BW appear to have been banned.

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    Rebekah Brooks says:

    As a editor I need to know the competition. LOL.

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    Spit or swallow? says:

    The only relevant fact that you need to know about Hodge is that his tongue is permanently up Blair’s arsehole.

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    C O (π) says:

    At least DM are balanced:

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    Sergi says:

    No one has had anything and never wanted to.

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    Anonymous says:

    So compliance is the new word and the good old principles of honesty and common sense are chucked out of the window!!

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    or and could it be that i have someone interfeering with i’s posting again.

    Remember Article 19 “Freedom of Expression” the Universal Dcelaration of Human Rights (1948)

    Remind it to your MP’s and them sickos in the EU.

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Strange that the RT blog was pulled but BW was allowed to make several comments on it up to at least 9:30pm tonight. A bit of simple sleuthing worked one or two ‘very odd and strange things out’ as i said previously apologies to BDW – same applies again.

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    aurora borealis says:

    so they spend their time, at our expense, attending meetings on how to protect themselves from dodgy donors and then no doubt, as part of the event, partaking, at our expense, of a luxurious buffet lunch with matched expensive white wine.

    I didn’t think that’s what I voted for my MP to be doing with his/her ,very expensively taxpayer funded time.

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    Blowing Donkey Whistles says:

    Research CGHE – the tory side of pa3do groupings. an angry fan is interesting.

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:


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    statist says:

    It wasn’t pulled…it was just transferred to the Media Guido part of this site. Look at the tabs at the top of this page.

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Oh please Guido you have to go on this. A tour of the Guardian will St Polly.

    Is it true she uses a urinal to pee in?

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Blood money. But Labour don’t care.

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    A former Asst Secretary of the US Treasury says:

    “Note the absurdity of the situation. K i e v has been taken over by ultra-nationalist neo-n a z is. A band of ultra-nationalist thugs is the last thing the European Union wants or needs as a member state. The EU is centralizing power and suppressing the sovereignty of the member states. Note the alignment of the neoconservative Obama regime with anti-s e m i t i c neo-n a z i s. The neoconservative clique that has dominated the US government since the Clinton regime is heavily J e w ish, many of whom are dual I s r aeli/US citizens. The J e w ish neoconservatives, Assistant Secretary of State Victoria Nuland and National Security Adviser Susan Rice, have lost control of their coup to neo-N a z i s who preach “death to the J e ws.” ”

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    Moddy botted again says:

    Littlejohn is wrong.

    People arrested should be entitled to privacy until charged. Gone are the days when coppers could get a backhander for letting the press know of celebrity arrests.

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    I notice the BBC and Channel 4 mongs are making a big thing of Abby Martin speaking out on RT. By the way she’s not off to the Crimea, more BBC and Channel 4 lies.

    but how quickly the British media forget. Remember this? Imagine if this were Putin kicking him out.

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    lost socialists assoc says:

    I;ll have a large one thanks

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    statist says:

    He seems to be able to post comments over on Media Guido.

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    C O (π) says:

    Balanced in terms of day and impact of coverage: Agree your point.

    Overlooks fact that there would have been major security investigation also given sensitive nature of computer network affected.

    Suspect a little more going on but resignation and headlines closes down constructive speculation – likely connected U.

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    JJ10 says:

    I see Malcolm Rifkindstein (Chairman of the Intelligence and Security Committee) is NN again tonight attacking the statist Russians.

    Is anyone else seeing a pattern here?

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    The British Media are cunts says:

    NN’s Kirsty Sqark peddling the lie of Russia’s anti-gay legilation.

  142. 142
    Stupid Irrational Women are abound within the MSM says:

    Russia Today host who criticised Kremlin sent to Crimea

    Now Newsnight are wetting themselves over this non-story.

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    Where Eagles once landed says:

    Slight over reach by Vlad but US business media quite happy with current state of play and especially the Ollie’s displeasure at the ten per cent drop in shares yesterday plus the rouble deval.

    They reckon Vlad blinked. I would say, the contents of your cup of tea.

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    Where Eagles once landed says:

    Looks like they have lost four somewhere.

  145. 145
    Where Eagles once landed says:

    Oh, five now.

  146. 146
    Displaced Brummie says:

    “How to stay compliant:

    Remember you are not a Labour MP and you will do well. But if you do act like a Labour MP, you will do time.

  147. 147
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  148. 148
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Except Martin has said she’s not going.

  149. 149
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Interesting that on Newsnight the two bints were talking about Cameron’s creepy ex SPAD. One said that there was no reason why Downing Street couldn’t have simply stated he’d left his job without going into detail.

    Funny then that the BBC got that out of lawyers in less than 24 hours, yet failed to even SHOW the front page of the Mail when it was Harpic and co on the front page.

    According to dame Nikki Campbell the BBC couldn’t report the Mail story until their lawyers had checked it out, so why did that take over a week?

  150. 150
    Getting utterly fucked with spam says:

    Getting inundated with spam using well known company names. I am blocking , spam filter to maximum but no use its forcing me off my own email and its all utter shit

    Why do they do this?
    How can it be stopped?

    Anyone got any ideas?

    I’m gong to have to change my email address otherwise

  151. 151
    Ed(invisible) Balls says:

    So that gives us a 15% lead taking postal votes into consideration.

  152. 152
    Podiceps says:

    Try Mailwasher Free. I have a very old email address dating back to the 1980s which is constantly attacked by spam, 419s and viruses in a dozen languages, and the prgram gets rid of almost everything. You have to train it to a certain extent, but it learns quickly. There is also a paid-for version of the program, which I have bought but now realise that the free one was just as good. There are Windows and Mac versions. For Linux, try Spamassassin, also free.

  153. 153
    Getting utterly fucked with spam says:

    Many thanks pedicels . Will give that a go.

  154. 154
    Getting utterly fucked with spam says:

    Podiceps !

    Auto correct

  155. 155
    EU Watch 2 says:

    Austerity protests still ongoing in S’pain:

  156. 156

    Unless you’re a six year old girl in a bikini why would you be on the front page of the Daily Hitler?

  157. 157

    Be funny if it turns out the photos were from the Daily Hitler website.

  158. 158
    Wee Geordie says:

    Sounds like a northern bank to me. Can I have a couple of mortgages?

  159. 159
    UKIP or bust says:

    7 O’clock news on Toady, top of the news was a ‘suppressed’ report on immigration. The beboid reporter was admonishing the Tory party, more than once, for refusing to reveal the contents of said report.

    Oh, is that the same Bbbc that it takes one man years and countless FoI’s just to find out who was at a Bbbc meeting, and more recently it took virtually an act of parliament to find out how much money they were getting from the EUSSR.

    Still what do they care they have no morals, no sense of right and wrong or what is good for the country and its people, they only have a sense of what they get from the lies they tell and the poverty of daily life it causes.

  160. 160
    Untrustworthy goons says:

    Fuck the BBC. If I see an item in the news which grabs my attention, I then go research it myself to form an opinion, rather than take the word of their biased reporters.

  161. 161
    smell my finger says:

    If in trouble utter the words “Miliband” “Labour” and “fault” in close proximity.

    No need for any expensive courses.

  162. 162
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  163. 163
    Lateral Thought says:

    Given the high youth unemployment levels across Eurozone, it would be worth considering raising a conventional conscript army in order to meet P’tins forces.

    Bailing out U is not a good policy solution, but demonstrating strength, or at least getting rid of what are the seeds of future weakness in Europe is perhaps a much more enlightened solution.

    With the numbers involved it should be possible to raise an army that can outnumber R-Fed forces by at least 4 or 5 to 1.

    On those odds, only minimal investment is needed in the counter force.

  164. 164
    Persona non grata says:

    What worries me is that Barry will start a war, just to save face.

  165. 165
    C O (π) says:

    Because you are an un-apologetic Labour apparatchik who supports PIE ?

  166. 166
    C O (π) says:

    Photo’s most likely from H’olland or G’ermany.

  167. 167
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Good idea. You go first.

  168. 168
    Free Catalonia says:

    The Spanish have been putting their hands out for other people to put money in them for my entire lifetime. I see nothing which could be described as ‘news’ in this story.

  169. 169
    Our Mighty Call Centre Full of Generals says:

    War is too important to be left to the amateurs.

  170. 170
    Don't be a p#do, vote UKIP says:

    The thing is, UKIP kicks out anyone found to be misbehaving.

    Cameron and Miliband put them in the House of Lords.

  171. 171
    Vote Theft Watch says:

    The southerners will be out-gerrymandered by the Scots, the Welsh and the rotten Northern boroughs .

  172. 172
    Persona non grata says:

    Harman and Dromey would approve, they like that sort of stuff. Are they still trying, along with the nonces at the EU, to give wanking lessons to four year old schoolchildren.

  173. 173
    C O (Ξ5) says:

    Good explanation of how the on-air anti-P’tin rant on RT yesterday was just K’remlin agitprop:

    In summary: Pseudo-dissident false flag. A classic Cold War propaganda technique.

    NB: Glenn Greenwald is K’remlin dis-info – Western news agencies which rebroadcast indicating this proves RT balanced are also dis-info (deza) agents.

  174. 174
    Lateral Thought says:

    Plenty of cannon fodder on the continent.

    Would go but bit old for it myself.

  175. 175
    Lateral Thought says:

    If they can point a gun and shoot at the right people that is all that counts.

    Most would not be expected to return.

    It is just a numbers game.

    Russ!an forces are quite small.

    Provided nukes are kept out a war is very winnable.

    Even with nukes, a war is still winnable: Defining win as the US remains a recognizably functional state with a population capable of recovery afterwards.

  176. 176
    Ah! FFS says:

    We now have to teach 10yr olds how to take sellotape off their mouths

  177. 177
    bill says:

    R4 Today is a joke.
    It stopped pretending to be impartial years ago.

  178. 178
    Questions of our time says:

    Will that mean Jimmy will be posting more ?

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:

    Fine. As long as they withdraw the BBC’s broadcast license at the same time.

  180. 180
    no I thought not says:

    Did she mention attitudes to gays in Muslim countries?

  181. 181
    C O (Ξ5) says:

    So, looks like O’bama’s defence cuts are going to be deeper than first admitted:

    This changes the picture entirely on the question of T’aiwan, future of J’apan / S’outh K’orea and if DPRK’s recent missile tests were connected imply that DPRK correctly anticipated.

    Is pax Amer!cana ending ?

  182. 182
    let's not forget says:

    He gave amnesty to IRA murderers.

  183. 183
    C O (Ξ5) says:

    There is no connection as try to imply.

    BBC just needs to be cleaned up and have EU funding removed.

    But as a UK dis-information agent it works very well. Would be better if the dis-information was targeted at the enemies of the people and not the people.

  184. 184
    Where Eagles once landed says:

    Will someone tell us what we can eat without daily scare stories??

  185. 185
    Equal and Opposite reaction says:

    Long time since I’ve listened to R4 Today in the car, prefer to use CDs or MP3 player, saves on a heart attack or ripping the radio apart.

  186. 186
    jgm2 says:

    Ah yes. Suddenly kiddy porn is funny.

    So different from last week when you were dr*in*king into the night and getting all sweary on the blog because the blessed Harmon was in the frame.

    Total Jimmy meltdown.

  187. 187
    Where Eagles once landed says:

    Let’s get real. P wants Crimea, U bust, EU no cash and populations increasingly unwilling (effniks excepted who he really don’t give a toss) to foist further debt on their unborn grandchildren.

    So, £50bn in cash not gas credits from R fed to U.

    Next please

  188. 188
    Joe Public II says:

    Immigration in the year to September 2013, 212,000. That’s UP BY A THIRD from the immigration in the year to September , 2012.

    Hang on, isn’t Dave cutting it 100,000 per year?


  189. 189
    what me get a heart attack with all that grease says:

    Take no notice, we have too many scare stories these days, keep wondering how generations of the human race got this far, I presume they had tossers telling them not to eat an animal as they were using their spears and bows to try and kill it.

  190. 190
    jgm2 says:

    Don’t subscribe to Guido’s ‘Guy News’. You’ll get much less betting and casino-related spam that way.

  191. 191
    The Chinese not believeing their luck. says:

    Go ahead punks. Make my day.

  192. 192

    Just who will be expected to train them , the age of mass conscript armies with thousands of tanks and artillery pieces is history .
    More to the point who is going to keep an eye on the millions of ethnics who now form a massive alien wedge in every major western country who have no allegiance whatsoever to the host ?

  193. 193
    Error 404 says:

    … “funraising”… at the Guardian…

    Beeeeep.. Does not compute.

  194. 194
    Error 404 says:

    I thought Americans were not allowed to have dual citizenship – or did I miss something on a day to bury bad news?

  195. 195
    Anonymous says:

    “Private CCHQ Briefing Warns MPs How to Stay Out of Trouble”
    CAUTION:When installing a command and control structure, consider what might occur when a different party comes to power. (Provided the inception and use of same is not intended to prevent an instance of that). Otherwise it might be a case of: “We never ever imagined, that authorizing those ovens would result in subsequent incumbents using them for anything other than baking our daily bread.

  196. 196
    ToriesAreBastards says:

    Correct – your post isn’t right….

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