March 3rd, 2014

There’s a Dave Look-a-Like Who Looks a Lot Like Dave

Guido would never usually push one of the endless stream of PR emails he gets each day, but this one did tickle him. At the launch of the Two Together rail card at Kings Cross this morning, a David Cameron look-a-like was hired. Now normally these people never look like the actual person they are meant to be, but you have to admit this one is a dead ringer though:

Too much hair though.


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    East India Company Wallah says:

    why is the socialist wearing a blue tie

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    I wager Doeww says:

    Pc Keith Blakelock attacked ‘without mercy’ during Broadwater Farm riots, court hears

    Police officer killed during the 1985 Broadwater Farm riots sustained more than 40 stab wounds during “ferocious” murder, trial told

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Maybe this explains all the Cameron u-turns.

    It’s his doppelganger that makes them :-)

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    dave says:

    I look nothing like a Conservative Prime Minister.

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    Not Really says:

    Yeah, spitting image: whilst dru’nk..without your a cave..with the lights off.

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    altruism in industry says:

    is the attraction to all things phallic some sort of genetic trait ?

  9. 9
    Garry Gary Gari says:

    A eye for an eye…

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    Ugly Pay says:

    A Baroness Ashton lookalike is the job no one would brag about

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    Sochi & Sochi says:

    Labour isn’t working!

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    Not Really says:

    With the angle of Photo 1 and 3 – possibly. Photo 2 – definitely not.

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    Sir William Wayde says:

    Is there no case so old and dry that lawyers cannot squeeze some gravy out of it?

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    She’s so hideously ugly that she would turn the Medusa to stone :-)

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    Sally Cinnamon says:

    Fucking hell, is that really the best you can do? Not funny, not insightful, not clever. Just fucking pointless. If that comment had been left by a dribbling spakka mong it would not have been an excuse for its fucking pointlessness. You really are the biggest wanker on this site and that is a fucking tough contest to win.

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    Jimmy says:

    Is it an offence to impersonate a Prime Minister?

    Oh, hang on…

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    Anonymous says:

    That cannot be him he is holding a pasty from Greggs

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    rick says:

    Is he also a traitorous hunt ?

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    more importantly says:

    I don’t give a shit what she looks like.
    But I fear that a degree in sociology from Bedford
    College and a job chairing a local health authority
    doesn’t give her the necessary skills to help prevent

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    A Registrar says:

    Is he a homosexualist?

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    just asking says:

    Have you been taking comedy lessons from Rufus?

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    I think Gove has that gig sewn up don’t you?

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    Jack Ass says:

    14 months till the next election and already the vultures are queuing up to pick over the corpse of CMD with friends like these who needs enemies. But in my opinion BJ is perfect to lead the Tories a serial adulterer with a classics degree and a stuff you I’m alright Jack attitude.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Sorry, but I am the biggest wanker on this site.

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    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

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    broderick crawford says:

    perhaps he s the new doppelganger .

    wheeled out at sensitive press conferences or PNQs when the real dave would rather not participate himself

    Or indeed emulate dave in the style if one of uday hussein s doubles who were prepared to take a bullet for the psychopath hussein junior rather than undergo the ensuing tortures for not doing so .

    Not very hygenic though … he s holding his subway baguette in his naked left hand without even the protection of a napkin .

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    “Given the recent events in Georgia, we do not believe that the current arrangement in the European Democrat group in the Council of Europe parliamentary assembly can continue as it is.

    “We are already in the process of consulting our partners within the group, such as the Polish Law and Justice party and the Czech Civic Democrats about the way forward.”

    [nasty spokesgimp, august 2008]

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    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

    Is that the job spec ? I tick most of those boxes. Never did classics though.

    Fat sicks yes. Classics no.

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    broderick crawford says:


    have you been fired from the grauniad and relegated to the “i” ??

    Obviously they have not cut your salary … no wonder the “i” went up by 50 percent on its daily issue price recently .

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    cornwall storms says:

    hmmm didn’t churchill have a double in case of a g e r m a n invasion during WW2? I do hope that is not a bad omen and they are planning the same for cameron with this u k r a i n e thingy seeming to get a bit worrying.

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    Barry Shitpeas (pronounced Shapaz-it's French) says:

    Does he support Gay Marriage as well?

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Kicking off in the Crimea.

    Ultimatums have been given. Get out or its war!

    {i thought we had until August before the hundredth anniversary of the start of Armageddon?}

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    Nick Ferocious says:

    2 looks a bit like a Littlejohn, but with only the one chin.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    He is quite funny. Not as funny as he thinks, but still a cut above the average lefty comedian.

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    Not bad but sadly not mine. My socks may be improving.

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    Saddam Who'ssane says:

    I had loads of doubles.
    One of the poor chaps was hung in a prison at a war crimes trial.

    Meanwhile, myself and Mummar are safe in Saudi.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    I think you’re confused. Ed Miliband is a socialist, he’s very left wing. Price controls, more spending on benefits, tax hikes and all that. That’s socialism. Cameron is centre-right.

    All your post said was that you are further to the right than Cameron’s Tories. That’s fine, but it does not make them socialists and does not put them in the same league as Labour whose policies would be downright dangerous were they to find themselves in the unlikely position of being able to implement them.

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    Unelectable Ed Miliband says:

    I look like a hard left socialist one.

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    Persona non grata says:

    Barry now like a rabbit caught in headlights. They will probably impeach him after this latest humiliation.

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    Abdul Krim's bumboi says:

    ones enough, now there’s two of the buggerz!

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    A nonny mus says:

    Calm down dear….

    Anyway Cast Iron is a Liberal at heart with Liberal policies.

    That liberal policies are pretty socialist and Cast Iron is that way inclined..I dont think that’s ground breaking or many people would argue with it.
    Certainly not Samantha anyway..

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    Guy News Room says:

    Owen Jones ready to Travel to Ukraine to Prevent Bloodshed. Yes, Owen Jones will stop Putin

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    A nonny mus says:

    He looks like a sorry stand in excuse for the supposed leader of this country.

    In fact a lot like rusty old Cast Iron.

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    C O (Ξ4) says:

    It was a team effort, but before impeachment we will see the following blamed:

    i) The secret service
    (Part justifiable: )

    ii) State Dept. : They are primarily responsible for the FUBAR.

    iii) The O’bamacare website.

    iv) Defence cuts.

    v) S’nowden.

    Then someone may text him while he is on the golf course.

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    A nonny mus says:

    I don’t think a double of the opposition leader in 2015 is going to get many bookings is he…

    Better make hay whilst Somerset is flooded hey ho…

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    President Obamacare says:

    Shit! This situation is getting out of hand.
    I need my top guys in the oval office right now!

    Guys and gals, you people need to to sit round this table until you’ve worked out a strategy for how one of my ‘yes we can’ speeches will get us out of this mess.

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    JH-230912384590231- says:

    Stick him on the front of a tank, stick it in drive and set it off towards Russian lines. Just listen to the little fucker screaming BUT I’M ON YOUR SIDE as they open up.


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    JH-230912384590231- says:

    Stick him on the front of a tank, stick it in gear and set it off towards Russian lines. Just listen to the little fucker screaming BUT I’M ON YOUR SIDE as they open up.


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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Be like that Yes PM sketch.

    If he goes to Russia and succeeds in bringing peace, He’ll be a hero!
    And if he goes and fails, well at least he tried.

    And if he doesn’t come back at all, he won’t be missed.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    What if you happened to be a Harriet Harman look alike (due to no fault of your own), that would be a real pisser!.

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    Helmet Von Moltke says:

    The timetable has been set. The trains have left the stations.
    Nothing can stop it now.

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    The twilight zone says:

    …. then O’bama’s skin split and underneath was revealed… Ed Miliiband …

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    Charge of the mong brigade says:

    Can they send H’ague with him.

    In it together, and all that…

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    'Butch' dave and his Bundance Chancellor says:

    I work for Ms H.Harman of the Union Pacific railroad

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    BBC Red Bottom says:

    We interrupt this breaking news of war ultimatums in the Crimea to bring you an urgent special broadcast about the continuing death of Nelson Mandela.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    RPG-7 to the left of them
    Hind-24 to the right of them
    Into the valley of death
    strode the remaining 600 men of the British armed forces.

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    Ed Moribund says:

    My glasses ..{plink..crack} Awww…my glasses!

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    C O (Ξ4) says:

    This is a flavour of what likely coming next, and why:

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Box car Willy came too.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Putin reminds me of that killer ED209 robot in Robocop.


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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The BBC have embalmed him, he will hang around for the next 5,000 years.

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    David Cameron says:

    I do a great impersonation of a Prime Minister.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Owen dreams about being at the Guardian.
    He has always been at the I.

    The ‘i’ is like working as a TV producer, but for a home shopping channel.

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    The public says:

    He’s gone bbc. Let it go.

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    It ain't Gladstone says:

    First Prime Minister for renting. Oh!

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    Could be useful says:

    Have a car crash. To the victim: “You know where to find me”. Drive off.

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    Sky not at night or the day says:

    Seems that South African trial is also getting the same Mandela treatment on Sky, screw Russia it’s just another war.

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    C O (Ξ4) says:

    He is sticking within intl law and ensuring he is not painting himself as violent aggressor.

    Truth is that R-Fed is not that strong at present: Capturing back territory is fine by the US as they are now learning how his methods work.

    (US cannot afford conventional wars like !raq. One should observe how P’tin’s strategy so far has captured a large area of land in short space of time without any shots reportedly fired.)

    He will extend that deadline a few more times: Has the bases in C under siege and is in no real hurry, nor is R-Fed losing credibility.

    Above is maybe more to confuse K’iev and demoralize U commanders to help speed up surrender in C. But then it could be exactly what he will do next.

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    Chubby Checks says:

    Don’t you think one Camoron is enough for this country, why do we have to suffer with a now where near clone of Camoron, the only clone is his suit which looks like Camorons.

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    Vladdy says:

    Don’t worry…

    Angela Merkel and I will sort this all out when the Great British, American and French Publics realise that they are led by dangerous, neocon, ignorant and decadent loonies…

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    Common Porpoise says:

    This looks a lot more like Dave, and he is pointing at something

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    Stop me if you've heard this one before says:


    Owen Jones is preparing several hilarious tweets against Russia over Ukraine crisis, Guido News Room says .

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    The British Press are bloody useless says:

    The man is an imposter and a poor one at that.

    David Cameron would never ever be photographed with a baguette in his hand.

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    The British Press are bloody useless says:

    The next UK Prime Minister will be a Soviet appointed technocrat.

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    Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

    Hitler had a double during WW2 to stave off assassination attempts.

    Cameron might be learning fast but I can’t see him winning or even hanging on in a war until May 2015 .

    The next UK Prime Minister is going to be an outside appointment.

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    Auntie Duggan says:

    We havnt gone away Madiba is our inspiration No Justice No Pizza.

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    Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

    Has Owen Jones been given his white feather yet?

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    Golly says:

    Has anything interesting happened in Syria today ?

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    jgm2 says:

    The middle one looks like Jerry McCann.

    He might be able to monetise that somehow too.

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    M102 says:

    They had a Miliband double too but he kept getting the sh!t kicked out of him.

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    Dr Llareggub says:

    Dave has a paunch, the photo only shows head and chest

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    C O (Ξ4) says:

    Not in Syr!a per se but:

    Some of the US 6th Fleet is heading into Black Sea to meet up with vessels sent in for Sochi. Very likely to monitor what is going on only.

    They will want to keep carrier away from R-Fed missile cruisers though.

    According to U TV, R-Fed assault on U naval command building has started.

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    Mrs Murdoch (ex) says:

    Not fat enough

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    Dreary Steeples says:

    Robocop did not require botox though.

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    A Bloody Lawyer says:

    The Bloody Sunday Inquiry was a lawyer invoice fest!

    Thank you Tony Blair.

    Thank you Lord Saville.

    Thank you Lord Widgery.

    Thank you Peter Hain.

    And lastly a big thank you to all the dead people that made it possible for us lawyers to rake it in at your expense.

    Gosh…it’s just like the Oscars!
    I thank you all.

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    That'll teach them to mess with Homosexuals says:

    Dildo yes…baguette no.

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    statist says:

    “Next, Putin Will Seize Donetsk and Kharkiv”

    I hope he seizes the fucking EU. At least he was fucking democratically elected FFS!

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    Not supporting the BBC's charity. says:

    Very good. He looks slightly younger.

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    Moddy botted again says:

    Who is the ugly ‘Stop the War Coalition’ munter on C4 news?

    Seems happy that we aren’t going in, but also happy that the Ruskies are on the march…and disgusted that we have upset Russia and caused a new cold war.

    Looks like a lefty, sounds like a lefty, oozes hypocrisy like a lefty

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    Moddy botted again says:

    he certainly was – thanks to the advisers he brought in from Tower Hamlets

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    Historian says:

    It was a report from the neo nazi government in Kyev that said Russians had given “deadline”

    Pure disinformation

    Russian defence ministry has said deadline report is “rubbish”

    Meanwhile the West is “scrambling to find a strategy” Sky News!

    But one can exclude “financial sanctions since the London banks and house market depend on Russian cash. So cash will prevail over morality” Sky News at about 5.30 pm today…

    You could not make all this up…

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    Historian says:

    They will be in the range of Russian shore based missiles as well..

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    Historian says:

    Don’t believe Ukrainian TV for God’s sake

    Wait for independent reports

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    A Smackhead from Benefits Street says:

    Close them Borders now.

    By the end of the week those Ukrainians will be flocking here in their thousands claiming political asylum, State benefits and new Council houses.

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    A true Conservative says:

    I was against the illegal war in Iraq

    I am also against the illegal overthrowing of the elected President of Ukraine

    And believe the Russian Federation has the right to protect its legal bases in Crimea

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t you mean the current one, the one before and the one before ?

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    Cabbage says:

    Saw that interview as well. Pretty typical of Stop the War people. No answers to any questions and naturally blamed the West and specifically the US for the Ukraine problems. Why do they give these idiots airtime?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    What has gone around is going to come around – and many a shyster should be hanging on a lamp post for their evil deeds. Step forward Michael Mansfield QC. No 1 duplicitous Hunt on the establishment payroll.

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    Samcam says:

    Hmm, maybe a threesome?

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    Anonymous says:

    Cast Iron is a busted flush, even Liberals acknowledge that now.

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    John Prescott says:

    I served Monty a double!

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    The Great British Public says:

    Sam Cams dream threesome…

    Lib, Lab & Con..

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    Curious says:

    Is he a gay lover as well? Or a fully blown bumsexer?

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    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Which one would be in the middle?

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    Vlad the Impaler says:

    Independent reports from the British Bollux Caster perhaps? No fucking chance.

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    Samcam says:

    Dave likes a dildo in his arse not his hand. Believe me. I have to live with the gay loving perv.

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Are Stop the War anti EU ?

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Despite retarded lefty socialist muppets continually saying UKIP are right wing, why do UKIP agree with Putin’s stance on Syria and anti EU aggression in the Ukraine ??
    Are the left now pro EU, aggressive, warmongering and anti Russian which is really confusing for previous anti EU, passive, CND and pro Russian lefties.

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    actually says:

    I marched against the illegal war in Iraq.
    I’m anti EU expansionism and against the illegal
    overthrow of the elected Ukrainian President.

    The British public isn’t fooled by such a blatant
    set-up.Russia has every right to protect it’s interests.

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    Duncan d'Eaunutz says:

    Is it Fatbot on a 5:2 diet?

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    The view from Haifa says:

    Was he taking the Hippo her elevenses snack?

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    The view from Haifa says:

    … and I bet he slipped in “our common purpose” too somewhere where he hoped nobody would notice…

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    The view from Haifa says:

    We need a military coup now to stop these clowns Hague and Cameron before they do any more damage – and it will all be done in those immortal words “without a shot being fired”.

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    The view from Haifa says:

    The connection is that both sides – the EU and Oscar – do not have a leg to stand on when trying to defend their actions.

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    The view from Haifa says:

    Presenters and writers with Meeja Studies degrees do not make very competent political informants. So best to ignore them and switch over to the Golf Channel.

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    The view from Haifa says:

    He survived on a few cans of WD40. (rather like my car!)

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    The view from Haifa says:

    He got the idea from Ozzie and that late night office Big Mac pic a few months ago.

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    The view from Haifa says:

    Just naval tourism month. Relax.

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    Ancient Seafarer says:

    You must be a British citizen then. Not many of us left.

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    Ancient Seafarer says:


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    Ancient Seafarer says:

    Because UKIP are (relatively) honest and can see the EU for what it really is. I suspect the vast majority of British and European folk support the Russians in protecting their own assets from the thugs and loonies who now form the illegal ‘government’ in Kiev. The only ones who do not seem to be able to see this are Hague and Cameron.

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    Von Rumpoy killed our giraffe. says:

    The UK Government has overthrown itself.

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    Von Rumpoy killed our giraffe. says:

    But are retarded lefty socialist muppets agreeing with UKIP and Putin by opposing EU nationalistic expansion or are the RLSM now pro EU nationalistic expansion and support the Conservatives and US against their old Russian motherland ??
    Can any RLSMs please clarify their position.

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    Anonymous says:

    “you have to admit this one is a dead ringer though:”
    He doesn’t look nearly as worried as the real one, to me.

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