March 3rd, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


154 Comments

  1. 1
    was it something I said? says:

    Boris for PM.

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  2. 2
    Scallywag says:

    Bullingdon Boys in another fracas?

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    • 6
      Vlad the Loudhailer says:

      Better Bullingdon than PIE.

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      • 25
        Fag Packet says:

        Same thing aren’t they?

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        • 80
          Anonymous says:

          Not really, one is posh blokes having fun at dinner parties and the other is a vile p@ed0file organisation supported by the higest echelons in the Labour party and links with the wider sociliast movement.

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          • Peedofile Information Exchange says:

            Don’t be associating us with the Labour party.

            We’ll see you in court.

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        • 81
          doh says:

          No, not in the least the same.

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    • 21
      Eton mess says:

      Surely Osborne was never a Bullingdon Boy, wrong school and all that.

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      • 32
        Who's the one circled? says:

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        • 72
          Dave (Ugandan gays are welcome in Britain) Cameron says:

          John Barrowman?

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        • 112
          A man in the street says:

          Hey Graham, I’m not so worried about the toffs playgroup. What I am worried about is the group supporting a murderous regime in Venezuela. Got any pictures of them?

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          • cornwall storms says:

            or indeed the officers of NCCL from 1975 to 1985 – I fancy they’re are far more worrisome than uni lads kicking up a dust.

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          • ed working class hero milliband says:

            Or pics of the fabian society committed to socialism by stealth whether voted for or not

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        • 135
          SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

          The Bullingdon club was just a gang of stupid teenage two pint bandits who threw food around in restaurants, the idea that they were capable of bullying anyone is laughable.

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          • BOZO says:

            Yes there is no connection whatsoever that Boris Johnson, David Cameron,George Osborne and Michael Gove all have powerful positions; its purely co-incidental that they are all Buller Boys and have the power that they do. And none of them ever lie about anything.

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      • 111
        Old Etonian says:

        Osborne went to the Dump on the Hump, as we call that inferior establishment.

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  3. 3
    Not at Home to Visitors says:

    :evil:

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    • 44
      Ah! says:

      you little devil

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      • 114
        Newsflash from inside the Court says:

        “My Lady” has been said in the first 30 minutes of the South African trial more often than in the 3 series of Downton Abbey.

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        • 119
          Newsflash from inside the Court says:

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        • 122
          John Bellingham says:

          Funny old thing. When the Dutchies fled the Commonwealth and dumped the Crown so that their pisswilly little tinpots could strut around with a sash like small town beauty queen and call themselves “Staatspresident” and got rid of all the trappings of Imperium–like envelopes from the taxman changed from OHMS to “Official”, Queens Counsel changed to State’s Counsel” and the photo on the wall of the court changed from the Queen to some fat-arsed nonentity—the High Court refused to drop the grovelling appellations “My Lord” and “My Lady”. There were religious objections from the Much Deformed Church at the time, but self-puffery won out.

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        • 140
          I love the BBC says:

          Why do BBC News 24 keep interrupting the greatest Crime of the 21st century with news from Crimea?

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  4. 4
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Fourth!

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  5. 5
    Ed Balls Super Fan says:

    Fight fight fight.

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    • 12
      cornwall storms says:

      No No No edballs byword is lie lie lie

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      • 13
        was it something I said? says:

        Not at the moment.

        Ned Balls has been ordered to keep his mouth shut and keep away from the voters.

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        • 98
          We KNOW liblabcon are liars.. we can hope UKIP less so. says:

          Ha ha Ned Balls, Ned Millitw@t, Ned Flanders okily dokily

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  6. 7
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    So Labour are going down the same eco-loony tax bombshell route the Lib Dems are:

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher petrol prices

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher electricity and gas bills

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher council tax

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher income tax

    Bye bye Lib/Lab :-)

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    • 21
      Screwed Taxpayer says:

      Vote Tory for :

      1. Still running a massive Deficit after 4 years in “power”.

      2. Uncounted, uncontrolled low skilled immigrants flooding in.

      3. Willybum poncing around in the Ukraine, pretending that the U.K. has influence.

      3. Bumsex Marriage.

      4. Etc. etc. Endless LibLabConning

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      • 53
        C.O.Jones says:

        So both Labour and Conservative cannot be trusted.

        Vote UKIP as the only alternative to the above 4 points.

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      • 64
        They're not right in the head says:

        Why are Kippers so obsessed with anal sex? Is is because they are ashamed that they loved it so much in the showers at public school?

        Anyway, would UKIP repeal gay marriage and criminalise anal sex? If not, then fcuck off you homophobic retard.

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        • 75
          C.O.Jones says:

          You are the one who is analy obsessed, try finding another topic.

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        • 83
          watch out, there's a lefty retard about says:

          You’re thinking of the tories you twat

          UKIP is a grass roots movement

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        • 89
          Anonymous says:

          I think the really disgusting thing about gay marriage is that it’s an EU Directive and this has been synically hidden by LibLabCon politicians.

          Our LibLabCon government rushed through their own legisliation before the EU directive came to force.

          Becuase of course, if the EU directive had been forced, that would have tripped the requirement for an EU referendum, and would all have kicked off at about the time of the General Election.

          That is disgusting.

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        • 131
          Poofs may be diseased says:

          Simply, it’s not “normal” and neither are you, leftie.

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        • 142
          Arf says:

          UKIP are right in the head but you are wrong in the arse

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    • 82
      Taxpayer says:

      Vote Con for punitive taxes on the Middle Classes.

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  7. 9
    cornwall storms says:

    +++++Laugh+++++

    politicians calling one another liars? Ho Hum!!

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  8. 15
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Osborne is sensibly putting the finishing touches to his election winning budget for next March in which he will denounce man-made climate change as a massive socialist tax scam and go on to abolish all taxes on petrol,electricity & gas, thus propelling the Tories to the biggest landslide victory in history :-)

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    • 58
      MIKE OXHARD says:

      Come on now love , wakey wakey !
      wake up it’s time for school , you’re going to be late

      Mum i was having this amazing dream that a politician actually cared for someone other than himself

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      • 129
        Village Idiot says:

        …Never going to happen in this country,until we are rid of career politicians,and those out to fill their boots!

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  9. 16
    That will teach them to mess with Homosexuals says says:

    Is Dave going to Boycott Russian gas then?

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    • 19
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Who needs it, we can get along fine with windmills and solar panels. Just ask the eco-loony Fib Dems & Liebore party :-)

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  10. 17
    White Dee's manager says:

    OK, I give up, who is it supposed to be?

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  11. 23
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It looks like Boris is losing his mojo as well as his hair :-)

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  12. 24
    Ctesibius says:

    Past it’s sell-by date. Yawn.

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  13. 29
    Herman van Rumpboy says:

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  14. 31
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Up to 68,000 people are wrongly having benefits stopped every year and the blunders are fuelling rising demand at food banks, says a think tank set up by TORIES.

    Ministers have denied links between welfare reforms and the170% increase in emergency handouts in 2013.

    But a study by Policy Exchange, created by Tory ministers Michael Gove and Francis Maude, today says so-called benefit “sanctions” are leaving claimants too poor to buy food.

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    • 41
      Anonymous says:

      How many more years are we going to be waking up to news of people starving and dying of poverty, children learning about loan sharks at school and so on? I never thought this country could be so heartless or indeed so gutless when it comes to chasing tax evaders and rogue bankers.

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      • 68
        It's the two Ed's show says:

        Fuck me , a labour troll out of bed before lunch time !
        Whats this country coming too ?

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      • 93
        Jack Ketch says:

        You are right about the leaders of this country being gutless. Too gutless to expose the http://labour25.com/. Too gutless to expose the infiltration of the judiciary, the police, the BBC, the civil service and every quango by middle-class anti-white, anti-British, anti-heterosexual, anti-Christian activists. Too gutless to expose the entrenched entanglements of Labour leaders and their families with big business, big finance and international organised crime.

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    • 70
      Skeleton bob says:

      And that is after all their essential spending on things like booze, fags and gambling.

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    • 90
      watch out, there's a lefty retard about says:

      “Up to 68,000 people”

      That includes 1. And he was probably a bennies cheat anyway.

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  15. 34
    I don't like you so I am not playing. Gay Dave says:

    So, Dave is reduced to “not going to.”

    Sochi, Sochi and Sochi.

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  17. 46
    Satesman Hague says:

    Where’s my Oscar?

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  18. 49
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Never mind this bollux about Boris

    How much taxpayers money are those fucking idiots Dave, Gideon and Willybum going to piss down the ukrainian drain?

    £10 billion? £20 billion? £ 50 billion?

    No problem — they’ll just shove it on the ever increasing National Debt.

    They are incompetent posing bastards.

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    • 54
      Ah! wait says:

      What ever happened to War Loans?

      That way we could get are money back over the next century.

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      • 69
        C.O.Jones says:

        Trouble is our kids will be paying off our PFI. War loans and bonds would be the responsibility of our grandchildren.

        We must find some way of jumping a generation ie next 30 years are interest free.

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      • 125
        John Bellingham says:

        The Russians haven’t paid back the money from WW1 OR WW2 or the sequestration of British assets in 1919 yet (although we also didn’t pay the Yanks ALL the WW1 money either).

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    • 62
      Dave (Ugandan gays are welcome in Britain) Cameron says:

      @49

      That’s why we are ramping up immigration, to pay for it all !

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    • 66
      just trying to help says:

      You analysis is probably correct.

      Nigel Farage’s latest stated position seemed to be that under him when catching a commuter train out of Central London then English would be the dominant language you heard.

      At the same time he said he would not forcibly repatriate EU Nationals.

      He might at times hit the nail on the head but he does not appear to have any clear vision for the future.

      Political offerings are very poor indeed these days.

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      • 104
        Anonymous says:

        most of us over forty and who have lived through the Silent Invasion remember when english was the language of the street.

        I think his idea is to get out of the eu so that he can control borders

        And i think that it why he heads the independence party

        clear vision? to get us out

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      • 113
        Anonymous says:

        most of us over forty and who have lived through the Silent Invasion remember when english was the language of the street.

        I think his idea is to get out of the eu so that he can control borders

        And i think that it why he heads the uk independence party

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      • 136
        Village Idiot says:

        ….One thing at a time; the EU elections on 22nd of May are the next step,and,from them they can build..A manifesto will be presented before the GE!

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  19. 57
    Anonymous says:

    What do you expect?He didn’t go to Eton.

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  20. 59
    Guy News Room says:

    Ukraine: The biggest crisis in Europe this century says Owen Jones,the doom and gloom merchant.

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    • 65
      was it something I said? says:

      Ralph Miliband’s boys will be delighted to see the Russians on the march, spreading communism across Europe.

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    • 99
      watch out, there's a lefty retard about says:

      We are only 14 years into this century, after all.

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    • 145
      Dangerous Brian says:

      Completely ignoring his beloved socialist utopia of Venezuela.
      What an astute and rounded political commentator Owen is.

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  21. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Never mind.The Eton manifesto will be a jolly jape.

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    • 123
      Here's a jolly jape says:

      Balls’s father Michael, now Professor Emeritus of Medical Cell Biology at Nottingham and admired for his work on alternatives to animal experiments, is also a Labour man. In the 1970s, while a lecturer at the University of East Anglia, he organised the successful campaign against the 11 plus in Norfolk.

      So when the family moved to Nottinghamshire, did he send his son to one of the county’s comprehensives?

      Did he bunnies. The young Ed Balls attended the private Nottingham High School (current fees £3358 per term.)

      Perhaps that is why, when he got to Oxford, Ed joined an all-male drinking club called the Steamers. He recently suffered embarrassment when a photograph from the period surfaced in the newspapers. It showed him dressed in a German officer’s uniform and staring at the crotch of a fellow student wearing comedy plastic buttocks.

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  22. 67
    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    Anyone heard from the Conservative Friends of Russia lately? Sorry, “Westminster Russia Forum.”

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    • 137
      Village Idiot says:

      …..Decent,christian moral Conservatives no longer exist,just spiteful,heartless,cruel “Nasty” ones,who attack their own people and make their lives a living hell,often in the hope,they die,which,if you believe what you read,they have!
      ….Never did I believe this country would turn on its own people,the weak and elderly and it shames me to be part of such a nasty society,but the seeds were sown in the Bullingdon……I rated Eton,but,no more!!

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  23. 78
    Huples says:

    Hague and Kerry- the West’s Batman and Robin will thwart any further advance of Russia into Ukraine’s Russian dominated provinces

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    • 91
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Never fear the EU will send a crack batallion of box-tickers,bedwetters and bureaucrats to see off the Russian bear :-)

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    • 92
      Anonymous says:

      maybe kerry could tell vague where he gets his hand knitted head gear

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      • 102
        Willybum the INTERNATIONAL STATESMAN says:

        From the Fifth Avenue knitted balaclava and willie warmers emporium.

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  24. 96
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    Today after breakfast in the best hotel in town ,the leaders of Europe will stand in Kiev and go GRRRRRRR ! at Russia
    Then they will retire for a slap up feast and some expensive wine before flying first class back to their home countries for this evenings discussion on what they found out
    Followed by yet another slap up banquet and much merry makingat another top hotel

    Anyway how do we know that these invading troops are Russian ?
    After all they are not wearing any badges

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  25. 100
    PRESIDENT PUKING says:

    We do not vont to join your stupid little union , but will pull out troops if you let Russia join your Eurovision bingly bongly Karaoke contest itso amuses us

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  26. 103
    Barry says:

    What a dreadful cartoon; neither well drawn, nor funny!

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  27. 110
    Twampersand mk III says:

    An habitually lying adulterer calls a crack-headed, whoremongering liar a liar.

    How anybody in their right mind thinks any of these spastics should be in positions of power is completely beyond me, voting for them ought to be a criminal act, making the voter party to a conspiracy to commit treason.

    Spoon face is going to be utterly decimated at the next GE. The Tory brand will be even more toxic than it is now. Having an utter mong like Boris involved anywhere, let alone at the top, is going to be a catastrophe.

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    • 143
      pol potty says:

      You lefties hate democracy, don’t you?

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      • 151
        Twampersand mk III says:

        You’re an utter prick if you think that because I can see that the Tories are a bunch of criminals and incompetant morons that I am therefore a lefty.

        Tribal twats like you are the reason these bastards are just one side of a rotating dictatorship.

        Prick.

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  28. 120
    No one says:

    Any chance of updating me on how the trial is going…..I have an endless fascination about life in South Africa. I need BBc to spend endless hours reporting shit from there. It’s so interesting

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    • 149
      whippet says:

      Cleary the inhabitants of the meeja world have a different perspective on reality! Is anybody really that interested?

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    • 150
      Dangerous Brian says:

      Ooh me too, what with that and the Oscars I’ll be lucky to get to the fixed odds terminal today, I might even miss Jeremy.

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