March 3rd, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


154 Comments

  1. 1
    was it something I said? says:

    Boris for PM.

  2. 2
    Scallywag says:

    Bullingdon Boys in another fracas?

  3. 3
    Not at Home to Visitors says:

    :evil:

  4. 4
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Fourth!

  5. 5
    Ed Balls Super Fan says:

    Fight fight fight.

  6. 6
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Better Bullingdon than PIE.

  7. 7
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    So Labour are going down the same eco-loony tax bombshell route the Lib Dems are:

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher petrol prices

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher electricity and gas bills

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher council tax

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher income tax

    Bye bye Lib/Lab :-)

  8. 8
    cornwall storms says:

    Possibly.

  9. 9
    cornwall storms says:

    +++++Laugh+++++

    politicians calling one another liars? Ho Hum!!

  10. 10
    was it something I said? says:

    Go forth and multiply.

  11. 11
    The Bells says:

    Is Rick wakeman doing politics now?

  12. 12
    cornwall storms says:

    No No No edballs byword is lie lie lie

  13. 13
    was it something I said? says:

    Not at the moment.

    Ned Balls has been ordered to keep his mouth shut and keep away from the voters.

  14. 14
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Good idea

  15. 15
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Osborne is sensibly putting the finishing touches to his election winning budget for next March in which he will denounce man-made climate change as a massive socialist tax scam and go on to abolish all taxes on petrol,electricity & gas, thus propelling the Tories to the biggest landslide victory in history :-)

  16. 16
    That will teach them to mess with Homosexuals says says:

    Is Dave going to Boycott Russian gas then?

  17. 17
    White Dee's manager says:

    OK, I give up, who is it supposed to be?

  18. 18
    The Russians are coming says:

    American Bluster. It’s like American Hustle. A big con but no wins.

  19. 19
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Who needs it, we can get along fine with windmills and solar panels. Just ask the eco-loony Fib Dems & Liebore party :-)

  20. 20
    South African says:

    And the award for the best performance by an actor in a courtroom drama goes to…..

  21. 21
    Screwed Taxpayer says:

    Vote Tory for :

    1. Still running a massive Deficit after 4 years in “power”.

    2. Uncounted, uncontrolled low skilled immigrants flooding in.

    3. Willybum poncing around in the Ukraine, pretending that the U.K. has influence.

    3. Bumsex Marriage.

    4. Etc. etc. Endless LibLabConning

  22. 22
    Eton mess says:

    Surely Osborne was never a Bullingdon Boy, wrong school and all that.

  23. 23
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It looks like Boris is losing his mojo as well as his hair :-)

  24. 24
    Ctesibius says:

    Past it’s sell-by date. Yawn.

  25. 25
    Fag Packet says:

    Same thing aren’t they?

  26. 26
    Romanian Interpreter says:

    Sally Bercow, doing a hand stand.

  27. 27
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    It’s your W.D. giving Borris the Turk a facial.

  28. 28
    Skeleton bob says:

    Funny how the west and the EU talk so much about democracy and then totally ignore it when it doesn’t suit them. As with Greece and as with the thugs taking over Ukraine.

    EUrophiles hang your heads in shame if you have any.

  29. 29
    Herman van Rumpboy says:

  30. 30
    was it something I said? says:

    I think Italy deserves a mention too.

  31. 31
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Up to 68,000 people are wrongly having benefits stopped every year and the blunders are fuelling rising demand at food banks, says a think tank set up by TORIES.

    Ministers have denied links between welfare reforms and the170% increase in emergency handouts in 2013.

    But a study by Policy Exchange, created by Tory ministers Michael Gove and Francis Maude, today says so-called benefit “sanctions” are leaving claimants too poor to buy food.

  32. 32
    Who's the one circled? says:

  33. 33
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

  34. 34
    I don't like you so I am not playing. Gay Dave says:

    So, Dave is reduced to “not going to.”

    Sochi, Sochi and Sochi.

  35. 35
    Skeleton bob says:

    Like prostitutes calling each other sluts.

  36. 36
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Boris is joining the Butler Heseltine & Co. Club of aspiring P.M.s that never made it.

    He’s missed his own bus by not knifing Dave a couple of years ago.

  37. 37
    Guy News Room says:

    “I don’t believe racism came into this decision at all,” adds Owen Jones

  38. 38
    Gay Dave says:

    How much gas do Windmills and solar panels produce Ed?

  39. 39
    An ordinary person says:

  40. 40
    Hugh Kranian says:

    The Russians are coming? They’re already here and we’re fucked.

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    How many more years are we going to be waking up to news of people starving and dying of poverty, children learning about loan sharks at school and so on? I never thought this country could be so heartless or indeed so gutless when it comes to chasing tax evaders and rogue bankers.

  42. 42
    a non says:

    Primate change.
    He has fallen out of his tree.

  43. 43
    Sochi & Sochi says:

    Labour isn’t working :-)

  44. 44
    Ah! says:

    you little devil

  45. 45
  46. 46
    Satesman Hague says:

    Where’s my Oscar?

  47. 47
    Obvious riposte... says:

    Ed Miliband:

    I’m a millionaire son of a Marxist Lecturer, whose entire life has been spent in political jobs.

    That’s why I understand ordinary people.

  48. 48
    Putin says:

    Am I bovvered?

  49. 49
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Never mind this bollux about Boris

    How much taxpayers money are those fucking idiots Dave, Gideon and Willybum going to piss down the ukrainian drain?

    £10 billion? £20 billion? £ 50 billion?

    No problem — they’ll just shove it on the ever increasing National Debt.

    They are incompetent posing bastards.

  50. 50
    A person says:

    Who are “ordinary people”. I’ve yet to meet one

  51. 51
    The Ukraine Fascist Government says:

    It’s not as if they are spreading democracy either.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    At least he makes an effort to understand them, unlike Cameron.

  53. 53
    C.O.Jones says:

    So both Labour and Conservative cannot be trusted.

    Vote UKIP as the only alternative to the above 4 points.

  54. 54
    Ah! wait says:

    What ever happened to War Loans?

    That way we could get are money back over the next century.

  55. 55
    The Oirish says:

    If democracy is all about voting. Then they gave us loads of democracy.

  56. 56
    was it something I said? says:

    The really funny thing is you probably believe that.

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    What do you expect?He didn’t go to Eton.

  58. 58
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    Come on now love , wakey wakey !
    wake up it’s time for school , you’re going to be late

    Mum i was having this amazing dream that a politician actually cared for someone other than himself

  59. 59
    Guy News Room says:

    Ukraine: The biggest crisis in Europe this century says Owen Jones,the doom and gloom merchant.

  60. 60
    Bob says:

    Yep, miliband tries and fails miserably and cameroon doesn’t bother and fails miserably. Voting for either is a vote for failure.

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Never mind.The Eton manifesto will be a jolly jape.

  62. 62
    Dave (Ugandan gays are welcome in Britain) Cameron says:

    @49

    That’s why we are ramping up immigration, to pay for it all !

  63. 63
    Jack Ketch says:

    It’s Oscar’s night!

  64. 64
    They're not right in the head says:

    Why are Kippers so obsessed with anal sex? Is is because they are ashamed that they loved it so much in the showers at public school?

    Anyway, would UKIP repeal gay marriage and criminalise anal sex? If not, then fcuck off you homophobic retard.

  65. 65
    was it something I said? says:

    Ralph Miliband’s boys will be delighted to see the Russians on the march, spreading communism across Europe.

  66. 66
    just trying to help says:

    You analysis is probably correct.

    Nigel Farage’s latest stated position seemed to be that under him when catching a commuter train out of Central London then English would be the dominant language you heard.

    At the same time he said he would not forcibly repatriate EU Nationals.

    He might at times hit the nail on the head but he does not appear to have any clear vision for the future.

    Political offerings are very poor indeed these days.

  67. 67
    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    Anyone heard from the Conservative Friends of Russia lately? Sorry, “Westminster Russia Forum.”

  68. 68
    It's the two Ed's show says:

    Fuck me , a labour troll out of bed before lunch time !
    Whats this country coming too ?

  69. 69
    C.O.Jones says:

    Trouble is our kids will be paying off our PFI. War loans and bonds would be the responsibility of our grandchildren.

    We must find some way of jumping a generation ie next 30 years are interest free.

  70. 70
    Skeleton bob says:

    And that is after all their essential spending on things like booze, fags and gambling.

  71. 71
    Pissed Stories says:

    And his Day. In court.

  72. 72
    Dave (Ugandan gays are welcome in Britain) Cameron says:

    John Barrowman?

  73. 73
    Skeleton bob says:

    South Africa?

  74. 74
    Jack Ketch says:

    But does anyone understand Milliband?

  75. 75
    C.O.Jones says:

    You are the one who is analy obsessed, try finding another topic.

  76. 76
    melvin says:

    Brilliant!

  77. 77
    Gulags-R-Us says:

    It could be worse.

  78. 78
    Huples says:

    Hague and Kerry- the West’s Batman and Robin will thwart any further advance of Russia into Ukraine’s Russian dominated provinces

  79. 79
    The Green Party says:

    To the climate-change-denier camps with you.

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    Not really, one is posh blokes having fun at dinner parties and the other is a vile p@ed0file organisation supported by the higest echelons in the Labour party and links with the wider sociliast movement.

  81. 81
    doh says:

    No, not in the least the same.

  82. 82
    Taxpayer says:

    Vote Con for punitive taxes on the Middle Classes.

  83. 83
    watch out, there's a lefty retard about says:

    You’re thinking of the tories you twat

    UKIP is a grass roots movement

  84. 84
    American Bluster says:

    This red line must not be crossed. Let me make this clear. There will be costs. If you like your doctor you can get stuffed. There’s not a smidgen of evidence of corruption. The real threat to the world is global warming. This is not a terrorist attack it’s just a video.

  85. 85
    Peedofile Information Exchange says:

    Don’t be associating us with the Labour party.

    We’ll see you in court.

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    will Korea be in the eu next year??

  87. 87
    C.O.Jones says:

    Next he will be off to the supermarket in his new Honda Jazz, paid for by mobility allowance, that is after he has been to the food bank for his nibbles. You have to hand it to hand out man.

  88. 88
    C.O.Jones says:

    Modern day beggars.

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    I think the really disgusting thing about gay marriage is that it’s an EU Directive and this has been synically hidden by LibLabCon politicians.

    Our LibLabCon government rushed through their own legisliation before the EU directive came to force.

    Becuase of course, if the EU directive had been forced, that would have tripped the requirement for an EU referendum, and would all have kicked off at about the time of the General Election.

    That is disgusting.

  90. 90
    watch out, there's a lefty retard about says:

    “Up to 68,000 people”

    That includes 1. And he was probably a bennies cheat anyway.

  91. 91
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Never fear the EU will send a crack batallion of box-tickers,bedwetters and bureaucrats to see off the Russian bear :-)

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    maybe kerry could tell vague where he gets his hand knitted head gear

  93. 93
    Jack Ketch says:

    You are right about the leaders of this country being gutless. Too gutless to expose the http://labour25.com/. Too gutless to expose the infiltration of the judiciary, the police, the BBC, the civil service and every quango by middle-class anti-white, anti-British, anti-heterosexual, anti-Christian activists. Too gutless to expose the entrenched entanglements of Labour leaders and their families with big business, big finance and international organised crime.

  94. 94
    watch out, there's a lefty retard about says:

    “At least he makes an effort to understand them, unlike Cameron.”

    What is your evidence for this?

  95. 95
    watch out, there's a lefty retard about says:

    They are the first ones sent to the gulags when the lefties gain control.

  96. 96
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    Today after breakfast in the best hotel in town ,the leaders of Europe will stand in Kiev and go GRRRRRRR ! at Russia
    Then they will retire for a slap up feast and some expensive wine before flying first class back to their home countries for this evenings discussion on what they found out
    Followed by yet another slap up banquet and much merry makingat another top hotel

    Anyway how do we know that these invading troops are Russian ?
    After all they are not wearing any badges

  97. 97
    jgm2 says:

    Yeah. That’ll fuck ‘em.

    The Russian military machine stuck in one big traffic jam – tailbacks to Omsk.

  98. 98
    We KNOW liblabcon are liars.. we can hope UKIP less so. says:

    Ha ha Ned Balls, Ned Millitw@t, Ned Flanders okily dokily

  99. 99
    watch out, there's a lefty retard about says:

    We are only 14 years into this century, after all.

  100. 100
    PRESIDENT PUKING says:

    We do not vont to join your stupid little union , but will pull out troops if you let Russia join your Eurovision bingly bongly Karaoke contest itso amuses us

  101. 101
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    A wheel-clamper’s wet dream :-)

  102. 102
    Willybum the INTERNATIONAL STATESMAN says:

    From the Fifth Avenue knitted balaclava and willie warmers emporium.

  103. 103
    Barry says:

    What a dreadful cartoon; neither well drawn, nor funny!

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    most of us over forty and who have lived through the Silent Invasion remember when english was the language of the street.

    I think his idea is to get out of the eu so that he can control borders

    And i think that it why he heads the independence party

    clear vision? to get us out

  105. 105
    jgm2 says:

    Naaaah. The first ones sent to the gulags are other lefties.

    They round up and eliminate their internal rivals first.

  106. 106
    Oak Shed says:

    Don’t f’king encorage them, we’ve enough of the fuckers over here now.

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    And of course the mandatory Sky and an iPhone what!

  108. 108
    Baboon's arse says:

    “Honda Jizz”, shurely.

  109. 109
    Baboon's arse says:

    Good to know that John Kerry is on the case, and that he’s the only man capable of preventing WW3.

  110. 110
    Twampersand mk III says:

    An habitually lying adulterer calls a crack-headed, whoremongering liar a liar.

    How anybody in their right mind thinks any of these spastics should be in positions of power is completely beyond me, voting for them ought to be a criminal act, making the voter party to a conspiracy to commit treason.

    Spoon face is going to be utterly decimated at the next GE. The Tory brand will be even more toxic than it is now. Having an utter mong like Boris involved anywhere, let alone at the top, is going to be a catastrophe.

  111. 111
    Old Etonian says:

    Osborne went to the Dump on the Hump, as we call that inferior establishment.

  112. 112
    A man in the street says:

    Hey Graham, I’m not so worried about the toffs playgroup. What I am worried about is the group supporting a murderous regime in Venezuela. Got any pictures of them?

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    most of us over forty and who have lived through the Silent Invasion remember when english was the language of the street.

    I think his idea is to get out of the eu so that he can control borders

    And i think that it why he heads the uk independence party

  114. 114
    Newsflash from inside the Court says:

    “My Lady” has been said in the first 30 minutes of the South African trial more often than in the 3 series of Downton Abbey.

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    free speech is alive and suppressed in the land of the free

  116. 116
    There's only one Winnie Churchill says:

    Sadly no. St Pauls.

  117. 117
    Harrow all the Way says:

    ‘Eton, that’s not a public school; that’s group therapy for congenital deviates,’

  118. 118
    Davey Cameron's bumsex army says:

    As opposed to the Tories, who are an arse shoot movement.

  119. 119
    Newsflash from inside the Court says:

  120. 120
    No one says:

    Any chance of updating me on how the trial is going…..I have an endless fascination about life in South Africa. I need BBc to spend endless hours reporting shit from there. It’s so interesting

  121. 121
    Do you come here often? says:

    Same old same old.

  122. 122
    John Bellingham says:

    Funny old thing. When the Dutchies fled the Commonwealth and dumped the Crown so that their pisswilly little tinpots could strut around with a sash like small town beauty queen and call themselves “Staatspresident” and got rid of all the trappings of Imperium–like envelopes from the taxman changed from OHMS to “Official”, Queens Counsel changed to State’s Counsel” and the photo on the wall of the court changed from the Queen to some fat-arsed nonentity—the High Court refused to drop the grovelling appellations “My Lord” and “My Lady”. There were religious objections from the Much Deformed Church at the time, but self-puffery won out.

  123. 123
    Here's a jolly jape says:

    Balls’s father Michael, now Professor Emeritus of Medical Cell Biology at Nottingham and admired for his work on alternatives to animal experiments, is also a Labour man. In the 1970s, while a lecturer at the University of East Anglia, he organised the successful campaign against the 11 plus in Norfolk.

    So when the family moved to Nottinghamshire, did he send his son to one of the county’s comprehensives?

    Did he bunnies. The young Ed Balls attended the private Nottingham High School (current fees £3358 per term.)

    Perhaps that is why, when he got to Oxford, Ed joined an all-male drinking club called the Steamers. He recently suffered embarrassment when a photograph from the period surfaced in the newspapers. It showed him dressed in a German officer’s uniform and staring at the crotch of a fellow student wearing comedy plastic buttocks.

  124. 124
    er says:

    Militwat stood exactly like that when he was
    wallowing in shit last week.

  125. 125
    John Bellingham says:

    The Russians haven’t paid back the money from WW1 OR WW2 or the sequestration of British assets in 1919 yet (although we also didn’t pay the Yanks ALL the WW1 money either).

  126. 126
    John Bellingham says:

    So 80% of Owen Jones’ life?

  127. 127
    Village Idiot says:

    ….Oh Boris,your time has come………..and gone…too late sunshine!!!!!!

  128. 128
    Fly on the wall says:

    But he came fifth and lost his beer money.

  129. 129
    Village Idiot says:

    …Never going to happen in this country,until we are rid of career politicians,and those out to fill their boots!

  130. 130
    White Dee says:

    Labour never works..

  131. 131
    Poofs may be diseased says:

    Simply, it’s not “normal” and neither are you, leftie.

  132. 132
    cornwall storms says:

    or indeed the officers of NCCL from 1975 to 1985 – I fancy they’re are far more worrisome than uni lads kicking up a dust.

  133. 133
    Village Idiot says:

    …John Bercow seems like a costly burden to hard working families if the holiday expose is accurate!

  134. 134
    Taxpayer-funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  135. 135
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    The Bullingdon club was just a gang of stupid teenage two pint bandits who threw food around in restaurants, the idea that they were capable of bullying anyone is laughable.

  136. 136
    Village Idiot says:

    ….One thing at a time; the EU elections on 22nd of May are the next step,and,from them they can build..A manifesto will be presented before the GE!

  137. 137
    Village Idiot says:

    …..Decent,christian moral Conservatives no longer exist,just spiteful,heartless,cruel “Nasty” ones,who attack their own people and make their lives a living hell,often in the hope,they die,which,if you believe what you read,they have!
    ….Never did I believe this country would turn on its own people,the weak and elderly and it shames me to be part of such a nasty society,but the seeds were sown in the Bullingdon……I rated Eton,but,no more!!

  138. 138
    Walter Mitty says:

    Are you a UKIP councillor by any chance?

  139. 139
    Ralph Milliband says:

    Who knew that it would be the Russians who ended up marching across Europe fighting communism, against the wishes of the British left and cheered on by the patriotic right.

  140. 140
    I love the BBC says:

    Why do BBC News 24 keep interrupting the greatest Crime of the 21st century with news from Crimea?

  141. 141
    BOZO says:

    Yes there is no connection whatsoever that Boris Johnson, David Cameron,George Osborne and Michael Gove all have powerful positions; its purely co-incidental that they are all Buller Boys and have the power that they do. And none of them ever lie about anything.

  142. 142
    Arf says:

    UKIP are right in the head but you are wrong in the arse

  143. 143
    pol potty says:

    You lefties hate democracy, don’t you?

  144. 144
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Ed Milliband must understand ordinary people, he represents Doncaster, nothing more ordinary than that really.

  145. 145
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Completely ignoring his beloved socialist utopia of Venezuela.
    What an astute and rounded political commentator Owen is.

  146. 146
    Yawn says:

    Boris is yesterday’s man. His chance had gone.

  147. 147
    ed working class hero milliband says:

    Or pics of the fabian society committed to socialism by stealth whether voted for or not

  148. 148
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Are you certain he wasn’t staring into a mirror?

  149. 149
    whippet says:

    Cleary the inhabitants of the meeja world have a different perspective on reality! Is anybody really that interested?

  150. 150
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Ooh me too, what with that and the Oscars I’ll be lucky to get to the fixed odds terminal today, I might even miss Jeremy.

  151. 151
    Twampersand mk III says:

    You’re an utter prick if you think that because I can see that the Tories are a bunch of criminals and incompetant morons that I am therefore a lefty.

    Tribal twats like you are the reason these bastards are just one side of a rotating dictatorship.

    Prick.

  152. 152
    pol potty says:

    ok, so you’re just a moron who hates democracy

    probably a B en Pee er

    so yeah, a lefty after all

  153. 153
    Twampersand mk III says:

    You’re a fucking moron if you think we live in a democracy.

  154. 154
    Pol Potty says:

    Fuck off to North Korea if you don’t like it here, twat.


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