March 3rd, 2014

Mrs Osborne on George’s Diet

Both Osborne and Balls are on the celebrity 5:2 diet, though Guido hears not everyone was entirely happy with the chunky Chancellor’s austerity effort to cut his waist size. After a female aide changed Osborne’s hair and now his slimming regime, his wife Frances was overheard exclaiming: “If anyone is going to put my husband on a diet, it’s me.”


93 Comments

  1. 1
    A Welsh Nationalist says:

    He deserves a medal for going out with that.

  2. 2
    Osborne and his Wife have the same chin says:

    it’s National Pie Week, everytime they hear this, the Labour Party shit themselves

  3. 3
    a great time to be a Tory says:

    She has quite a tidy wedge, I understand.

  4. 4
    Táxpáyér says:

  5. 5
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Has George discovered her wedge yet then ?

  6. 6
    Boris says:

    Is George a celebrity then?

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Needs to go back on the coke.

  8. 8
    A little person says:

    What we are all gagging to know is how big her wedge is.

  9. 9
    Good News if George is looking for a new cut. says:

  10. 10
    altruism in industry says:

    I applaud her attitude

  11. 11
    Village Idiot says:

    ..Maybe the diet does not mean food?

  12. 12
    Ed Balls says:

    5:2 ?

    So do I eat 3 days and starve 8?

  13. 13
    Frank Bruno says:

    Going anywhere nice for your holidays?

  14. 14
    cornwall storms says:

    developing obesity does seem to be an unfortunate side effect of a politicians ‘job’

  15. 15
    altruism in industry says:

    and the name of his shop is “Upper Cut” ?

  16. 16
    Diane Abbot says:

    Wacist

  17. 17
    Paddy from Paddy Power says:

    We are opening a book on the size of Mrs Osborne’s wedge.

    It is just a bit of harmless fun to cheer everyone up during these austere times of war.

  18. 18
    jgm2 says:

    Yeah, something like that Ned.

  19. 19
    cornwall storms says:

    certainly not coca cola is full of sugar!

  20. 20
    geordieboy says:

    A good screw takes off a shed load of calories.

  21. 21
    The public says:

    Dear BBc,
    i see that Milibaum man was on again! Doing some feeble routine about a Costa Coffe crisis.
    it was not remotely amusing.
    Please stop putting him on the air. He is awful and upsets our cats.

    Yours sincerely,

    The British Public

  22. 22
    H@rry Carpenter says:

    Go on, get in there Frank

  23. 23
    cornwall storms says:

    I just wonder whether it is because they keep getting plied with free meals in the hope they will help advertise eating establishments.

  24. 24
    Ryan from Ryanair says:

    10 euros says her wedge is bigger than Mrs O’Leary’s.

  25. 25
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Will my cat be able to vote on Scottish Independence?

  26. 26
    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    He should take some advice from Hattie, she allegedly gave up the PIE’s :)

  27. 27
    Tried black and not going back says:

    Should stay on the 5:2 –

    5 facefuls of black minge

    2 lines of coke

  28. 28
    A swiss refugee with a wife and three kids says:

    I have seen less neck on a giraffe.

  29. 29

    Isn’t coke supposed to make you skinny?

  30. 30
    Diane Abbot says:

    Just because I occasionally eat at Rhythm Kitchen, and occasionally promote Rhythm Kitchen does not mean that I actually endorse Rhythm Kitchen or advertise Rhythm Kitchen. In fact if Rhythm Kitchen offer me free Rhythm Kitchen food, I often say to Rhythm Kitchen “only if I do not have to mention Rhythm Kitchen”. Then Rhythm Kitchen usually give me the food whether I mention Rhythm Kitchen or indeed any other restaurant that may look like Rhythm Kitchen or sound like Rhythm Kitchen.

  31. 31
    Sean Connery, Ex Pat says:

    Is it Scottish?

  32. 32
    Ed Balls says:

    That’s what I and the Reverend Flowers were thinking.

  33. 33
    Peter Grimes says:

    And the Adam’s apple-hiding choker is a dead giveaway. Ed Bollox’ husband has to wear one all the time!

  34. 34
    Leon from Brussels says:

    For a supposedly top ranking politician Hattie is next to useless.

    She should not be hiding herself away. She should be getting her finger out and giving that speech.

    How the hell women will get on in Westminster with her as a role model is beyond me.

  35. 35
    Nigella says:

    They hide the finger bruises

  36. 36
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    I think his dad might have been.

  37. 37
    Andrew Efiong says:

    I don’t need to buy The Sun because Guido copy-paste’s Sunday’s leftovers on Monday!

  38. 38
    Roy Rogers' horse says:

    Makes you go bald I heard.

  39. 39
    altruism in industry says:

    I continue to be astonished at the carefree attitude of politicians, for example Salmond, whilst talking about very serious matters. I wonder if they might be on some sort of prescription medication.

  40. 40
    him says:

    Sheesh, time I want back on the drugs, this ‘reality’ is just too weird for me

  41. 41
    Toenails says:

    So I can get my exclusives a day early then?

  42. 42
    Olly Twist says:

    Many thanks for that helpful little tip.

    Every little helps during these terrible times.

  43. 43
    Peter Grimes says:

    Does Ed Bollox wear one too, then? Can’t say I’ve noticed ‘cos he normally wears a collar and tie.

  44. 44
    Tescos says:

    We understand they wish to legalize cannabis.

  45. 45
    Diane Abbot says:

    For the avoidance of doubt, that’s Rhythm Kitchen at Westfield.

  46. 46
    C O (ϗ) says:

    Had exactly the same thought when I saw the headline, and was surprised about the 5:2 diet content. Sure this isn’t a mixing ratio ?

  47. 47
    Did Someone mention Giraffe? says:

  48. 48
    Harriet Harman says:

    You stupid Hunt. You eat zero days and starve 8000. Make the world a better place, Ed.

  49. 49
    Geoffery says:

  50. 50
    Marius says:

    Hunt

  51. 51
    Táxpáyér says:

    ?

  52. 52
    jgm2 says:

    Giraffes are lovely but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

  53. 53
    Peter Stringfellow says:

    I’d give Hattie a cream pie.

  54. 54
    Yummy Mummy alert says:

    Wow. I’ve never actually seen what Osborne’s wife looks like before. What a MILF!

  55. 55
    Is it a diet that gives you a lot of gas? says:

  56. 56
    It's All over. Get back to Homosexual marriage and gay pride marches. says:

    McCain rules out Military options in Ukraine. Well that’s that then. Unless Herman takes the EU to war.

  57. 57
    jgm2 says:

    That explains Salmond’s decades long attack of the munchies.

  58. 58
    cornwall storms says:

    I see r u s s i a has given u k r aine bases in c r i m e a a 3am deadline to surrender or face an attack.

    so much for obama and the eu telling them to behave themselves then?!!

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    The BBC website has the Pretorious case in the sport section – much sicker than
    Paddy Power.

  60. 60
    Stop press says:

    Rhythm Kitchen closed due to lack of food after visit by MP.

  61. 61
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The tip is: “Don’t look directly into the Sun”.

  62. 62
    Nigel = Dave = Ed = Nick says:

    UKIP named as a “major party” by Ofcom for European elections
    The decision means the party will now be entitled to equal levels of TV coverage as the other main parties.

    http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2014/03/ukip-named-major-party-ofcom-european-elections

  63. 63
    dai feasting says:

    sharp tongue & cold shoulder anyone?

  64. 64
    Clearly his shop should be called... says:

    ‘Know what I mean, Hairy?’

  65. 65
    BBC says:

    Fuck

  66. 66
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    It’s just a prognosis about somebody with a prostheses.

  67. 67
    David Laws LibDem fiddler says:

    she needs a health check to be with him.

  68. 68
    Not so cool for Katz says:

    The Beeboids will be foaming at the mouth by now.

  69. 69
    Sky News says:

    http://news.sky.com/story/1220131/hague-says-no-military-action-over-ukraine

    Nuff said

    Now piss of Willi

    and find a solution to the fucking mess you and the neocons have created

  70. 70
    Fatty Pang says:

    We are big enough to ignore Ofcom.

    The only time you will hear the BBC mention UKIP is in a FOI request.

  71. 71
    C O (Ξ3) says:

    U bases are surrounded – under siege.

    Bases are likely sustainable for a while with services cut.

    They will need to make the first move – either fight or surrender.

    Finland gets it:

    Next problem is U itself.

    Nat Gas prices are going up, and according to RTRS, U has 4 months of gas in reserve which should meet export demands:

    h**p://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/03/ukraine-crisis-gas-demand-idUSL6N0M02L020140303

    Gold currently + ~$25

  72. 72
    but more importantly says:

    WTF has it got to do with Obama and the EU anyway?

  73. 73
    Baron Barosso says:

    “Home owners to be a minority in a generation, report warns”

    Renting. It’s the Europian way.

    Where’s today’s 50 million Cameron? Pay up or else.

  74. 74
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Charge of the Light Brigade.

  75. 75
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP !!!

  76. 76
    Baron Barosso says:

    Poof, what would you know, Libore troll.

  77. 77

    So does this mean the LibDems are now only spoonface’s second most awkward coalition partners?

    http://www.edgpace.org/

  78. 78
    Keep out of Ukraine says:

    No British money to Ukraine.
    No British troops in Ukraine.

  79. 79

    Can see this one coming up on Wednesday.

  80. 80
    vladimir putin says:

    mind your own fucking business

  81. 81
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    He was obviously acting for the EU with their insane hatred of giraffes !!!

  82. 82
  83. 83
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Aye it’s a tam cat !!

  84. 84
    Moddy botted again says:

    …and shortly to be opening in the Houses of Parliament?

  85. 85
    USA, USA, USA says:

    It is our Manifest Destiny to stick our noses into everybody else’s business

  86. 86
    Ed Balls says:

    What’s it got to do with Oxfam?

  87. 87
    Twampersand mk III says:

    Coke and Speed are great for slimming, just ask Nigel Lawson.

  88. 88

    How does giving them more airtime help them? Have you seen any of these people?

  89. 89
    John Bull (British Bulldog) says:

    Top weight-loss tip for British patriots:

    If you spend the next 198 days fighting like LIONS to save our UNITED KINGDOM, then you’re bound to burn a few calories in the process.

    You can treat yourself to a dram of single-malt and a Tunnock’s caramel wafer once the job’s done.

  90. 90
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    Ha ha. Have you seen Ed Milliband?

  91. 91
    Should have gone to Specsavers says:

    Too right.

  92. 92
    Not supporting the BBC's charity. says:

    Fair enough!

  93. 93
    Nemesis says:

    Why has she smeared her face with George’s Vaseline?


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