March 3rd, 2014

Mrs Osborne on George’s Diet

Both Osborne and Balls are on the celebrity 5:2 diet, though Guido hears not everyone was entirely happy with the chunky Chancellor’s austerity effort to cut his waist size. After a female aide changed Osborne’s hair and now his slimming regime, his wife Frances was overheard exclaiming: “If anyone is going to put my husband on a diet, it’s me.”


93 Comments

  1. 1
    A Welsh Nationalist says:

    He deserves a medal for going out with that.

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  2. 2
    Osborne and his Wife have the same chin says:

    it’s National Pie Week, everytime they hear this, the Labour Party shit themselves

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  3. 3
    a great time to be a Tory says:

    She has quite a tidy wedge, I understand.

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  5. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Needs to go back on the coke.

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  6. 9
    Good News if George is looking for a new cut. says:

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  7. 10
    altruism in industry says:

    I applaud her attitude

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  8. 11
    Village Idiot says:

    ..Maybe the diet does not mean food?

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  9. 12
    Ed Balls says:

    5:2 ?

    So do I eat 3 days and starve 8?

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  10. 14
    cornwall storms says:

    developing obesity does seem to be an unfortunate side effect of a politicians ‘job’

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    • 16
      Diane Abbot says:

      Wacist

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      • 23
        cornwall storms says:

        I just wonder whether it is because they keep getting plied with free meals in the hope they will help advertise eating establishments.

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        • 30
          Diane Abbot says:

          Just because I occasionally eat at Rhythm Kitchen, and occasionally promote Rhythm Kitchen does not mean that I actually endorse Rhythm Kitchen or advertise Rhythm Kitchen. In fact if Rhythm Kitchen offer me free Rhythm Kitchen food, I often say to Rhythm Kitchen “only if I do not have to mention Rhythm Kitchen”. Then Rhythm Kitchen usually give me the food whether I mention Rhythm Kitchen or indeed any other restaurant that may look like Rhythm Kitchen or sound like Rhythm Kitchen.

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  11. 20
    geordieboy says:

    A good screw takes off a shed load of calories.

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  12. 21
    The public says:

    Dear BBc,
    i see that Milibaum man was on again! Doing some feeble routine about a Costa Coffe crisis.
    it was not remotely amusing.
    Please stop putting him on the air. He is awful and upsets our cats.

    Yours sincerely,

    The British Public

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  13. 29

    Isn’t coke supposed to make you skinny?

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  14. 37
    Andrew Efiong says:

    I don’t need to buy The Sun because Guido copy-paste’s Sunday’s leftovers on Monday!

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  15. 40
    him says:

    Sheesh, time I want back on the drugs, this ‘reality’ is just too weird for me

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  16. 54
    Yummy Mummy alert says:

    Wow. I’ve never actually seen what Osborne’s wife looks like before. What a MILF!

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  17. 55
    Is it a diet that gives you a lot of gas? says:

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  18. 56
    It's All over. Get back to Homosexual marriage and gay pride marches. says:

    McCain rules out Military options in Ukraine. Well that’s that then. Unless Herman takes the EU to war.

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  19. 58
    cornwall storms says:

    I see r u s s i a has given u k r aine bases in c r i m e a a 3am deadline to surrender or face an attack.

    so much for obama and the eu telling them to behave themselves then?!!

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    • 71
      C O (Ξ3) says:

      U bases are surrounded – under siege.

      Bases are likely sustainable for a while with services cut.

      They will need to make the first move – either fight or surrender.

      Finland gets it:

      Next problem is U itself.

      Nat Gas prices are going up, and according to RTRS, U has 4 months of gas in reserve which should meet export demands:

      h**p://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/03/ukraine-crisis-gas-demand-idUSL6N0M02L020140303

      Gold currently + ~$25

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    • 72
      but more importantly says:

      WTF has it got to do with Obama and the EU anyway?

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  20. 59
    Anonymous says:

    The BBC website has the Pretorious case in the sport section – much sicker than
    Paddy Power.

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  21. 62
    Nigel = Dave = Ed = Nick says:

    UKIP named as a “major party” by Ofcom for European elections
    The decision means the party will now be entitled to equal levels of TV coverage as the other main parties.

    http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2014/03/ukip-named-major-party-ofcom-european-elections

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  22. 69
    Sky News says:

    http://news.sky.com/story/1220131/hague-says-no-military-action-over-ukraine

    Nuff said

    Now piss of Willi

    and find a solution to the fucking mess you and the neocons have created

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  23. 73
    Baron Barosso says:

    “Home owners to be a minority in a generation, report warns”

    Renting. It’s the Europian way.

    Where’s today’s 50 million Cameron? Pay up or else.

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  24. 77

    So does this mean the LibDems are now only spoonface’s second most awkward coalition partners?

    http://www.edgpace.org/

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  25. 89
    John Bull (British Bulldog) says:

    Top weight-loss tip for British patriots:

    If you spend the next 198 days fighting like LIONS to save our UNITED KINGDOM, then you’re bound to burn a few calories in the process.

    You can treat yourself to a dram of single-malt and a Tunnock’s caramel wafer once the job’s done.

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  26. 92
    Not supporting the BBC's charity. says:

    Fair enough!

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  27. 93
    Nemesis says:

    Why has she smeared her face with George’s Vaseline?

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