March 3rd, 2014

Guy News: Palin and Romney Were Right About Russia


  1. 1
    Owen Jones says:

    I suppose that it won’t be long before Russia asks for the return of Alaska. Something else for Obama to “be concerned” about! :)

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    cornwall storms says:

    well let’s be honest obama doesn’t have much grip on world politics – like palin he’s a lightweight .

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    Rickytshirt says:

    I agree, he’s picked up a lot of knowledge doing that pole-to-pole series.

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    Socialist with exploding head says:

    Noooooo! Palin’s incredibly dumb. Everyone knows that.

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    Sarah Palin says:

    Ukraine is just a squirmish!

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Obama doesn’t have much of a grip on anything, except perhaps on reading an autocue.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Putin takes over the Crimea.
    South Africa takes over our UK TV stations.

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    I would support that :)

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    Paul Sh1t Staines says:

    No wonder she’s an expert on the Russian behaviour in Ukraine. She can see it all from her house apparently.

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    or a golf club?

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    Peter Martin says:

    Maybe he drew inspiration from his comfort zone?

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    Vlad the Impaler says:

    I see the EU Trojan horse trying to deliver NATO onto my doorstep and decided to act.
    Got a problem with that bumsex boy?

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    taxpayer-funded astroturfing EU troll says:

    Poland hasn’t been invaded for a while. Poland is usually the first casualty of war.

  14. 14
    Sports fan says:

    His own dick

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    The sooner he is found guilty of murder the better, let’s face it he doesn’t have a leg to stand on…… thought his gf was an intruder, yeah right!

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    Gerbil 7 says:

    Anything from Simon Carr?
    I need a dose of well written insight in to the thinking and exploits of our vile politicians.

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    Peter Martin says:

    Be fair. It’s been what… a few months since the last time?

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    Weak man says:

    Or the arse of one his bathhouse buddies

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    BBC at Nelson memorialfest says:

    He’s wonderful. He’s the first bl@ck President so he must be. He models himself on Chuka.

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    General Putin says:

    As soon as I’ve liberated Kiev I shall send my special forces to rescue comrade Handycock
    still trapped in his sick bed in Portsmouth. Hang on Handy my boys are coming for you.

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    He's pushing up the daisies, I'm all cried out says:

    Fuck me, more Mandela nonsense on BBC2…….

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    He doesn’t have two legs to stand on. I think you are correct with regard to his guilt.

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    WTF is Mandela still dead?

  24. 24
    Brent Fraser says:

    Michael or Sarah?

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    Chuka Upa says:

    This place is a dump!

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    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    There’s an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman…

    It used to be a Scotsman, but he wants to go it alone so fuck him.

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    Hercule Poirot says:

    On this side of Europe, it’s usually Belgium.

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    Mandela Free Zone says:

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    Rough as says:

    i was in Scotland for the weekend. By god, the women are ugly….

  30. 30
    Reader says:

    I saw some comments a week or so ago mentioning there was some kind of a money issue. Any truth in the rumours, etc etc. ?

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    Now there's something you can tell Lord Owen says:

    Europhiles are nothing more than expansionist pigs sponsored by the USA.

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    Quiz time says:

    Hi righties

    As many of you here don’t like “wimmin”, here’s a little quiz for you. Who said the following:

    “If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.”

    Name the leftie feminazi wimmin who said that.

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    Meanwhile Ed's Needle is still stuck says:

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    The Stilton Eater says:

    Obama’s having Chicken Kiev for lunch.
    Putin is having Obama for breakfast.

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    Barry Obama says:

    … geo-political wtf does that mean. I didn’t see no geo-politicals in Chicago.

    Is I a president coz I is black?

  36. 36

    Margaret Thatcher

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    GCSE English Grade B+ says:

    Anyone using the phrase “reaching out” is suspicious.

    Does his tweet imply that Labour is currently a false One Nation party?

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    Quiz time says:


    Do you agree with her?

  39. 39
    A swivel eyed loon says:

    North Korean election this week. I’m on the edge of the toilet seat already.

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    RAC patrolman says:

    A woman who doesn’t own a car probably.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    What even Mary doll?

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    Quiz time says:

    It was Mrs Thatcher.

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    Ed Balls says:

    I’m a little concerned at how we’re going to deliver “Fixed Energy” to consumers whilst there is so much turmoil in the eastern corridor…

    Ha ha, no I’m not. I’m a politician. I don’t have to deliver fuck all.

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    Dafty says:

    One nation except for one of the constituent nations of the United Kingdom which Labour refuse to recognise, eh Ed?

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    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    I am on a train. GUY NEWS ROOM next stop.
    I am still contemplating the futility of THE HANDKERCHIEF.

    It’s consuming me.

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    Ed Miliband the second son of a useful idiot says:

    Lord Owen?not what you would call a road to Damascus conversion.

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    Little mice says:

    There will be a freeze alright if Putin turns the gas off.

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    The Agressive EU is marching East says:

    I can’t see any other sensible option but for Putin to seize East Ukraine while he still has the initiative.

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    David Dimblebore says:

    Why! Why did he have to die, so young! Boo hoo… So much still to hoo…Thursday’s Question Time will be coming from Johannesburg as a tribute..and because its a lot warmer there right now..

    Boo hoo…

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    Ed Balls Ed Balls says:

    Lord Owen only wanted to have a labour party but without the looney left bits.

    well…we all want that Lord O. Not going to happen though.

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    Ed's Election Pledge says:

    So just how is Ed Miliband going to freeze the price of Russian gas?

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    Golden oldie says:

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Don’t worry lefty mongs your beloved EU has sent “Baroness Ashton”

    She’ll have Putin looking like a pussy-whipped paper tiger in no time :-)

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    Jim says:

    Which nation, though? Scotland, England, Ireland or Wales?
    I knew Londoncentrics were geographically impaired, but I would have thought this pillock knew there were 4 nations in the UK

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Labour don’t recognise England,Scotland & Wales as nations in their own right. Labour will no doubt demand that the 6 nations rugby trophy be renamed the 4 nations trophy (France,Ireland,Italy & One Nation something or other).

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    Miss Mac D says:

    Who the fuck are you? “Adonis”

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    This September’s referendum will be Scotland’s one and only chance for freedom.

    If they fail to take it not only will they have shamed their great ancestors Wallace & Bruce but they will be known the world over as haggis eating surrender monkeys. A bunch of pussy-whipped slaves forever under the English jackboot.

    Freeeedom! :-)

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    There’s only one candidate on the ballot paper :-)

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    Is nobody going to state the obvious? Is anyone in charge over there? says:

    Even if he genuinely believed she was an intruder, it shouldn’t be allowed as a defence in a court of law. Anybody would be able to point at the Pistorius case and say “I shot the wife that I hated and despised and was threating to leave me and take most of my money and my kids because I thought she was an intruder taking a dump”. “Ah yes, the Pistorius defence. OK, case dismissed!”

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    geordieboy says:

    Her face alone is enough to do that, turn him into a pillar of salt she will.

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    Roger Brown says:

    Bankrupt Western countries stand off with Russia and the start of a new cold war and what does the Telegraph lead with on its front page? The Oscars! (Hollywood and Pistorious). In one paper we can see the sickness of Western Society.

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    belasariust says:

    Given that this problem originates in Poland’s attempt to be the regional power in Eastern Europe, controlling the EU-aligned countries in the Eastern Agreement along Russia’s borders, they’d better worry about Merkel and Putin stitching them up over regional power status.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Thank fuck we’ve got all those windmills and solar panels to keep the heat/lights on :-)

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    EU ignores own strife says:

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    Grim Discovery says:

    In reality Sarah Palin wouldn’t know Ukraine from Yucatan.

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    The Diary of Owen Jones aged 13¾ says:

    Dear diary; oh wot a quandary!

    The Soviet Union that I adore beyond measure has reformed itself and is marching to take back its former territories.

    BUT The Ukrainians want to join the EU and have overthrown a totalitarian dictator. A real bad one. By that I mean, not a lefty one.

    So.. who to support? Oh the agony of two brave freedom loving worker parties in conflict. I will send a letter to each side and offer to mediate.


  67. 67
    Ed Milliband says:

    Ein Reich!

  68. 68
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    She’s so hideously ugly she’d even turn Medusa to stone :-)

  69. 69
    Obama says:

    I’m surrounded by Trash

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    An Old Soldier says:

    Yes and why not, perhaps after that he could come and seize the UK out of slavery to the EU.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    I’ll open a can of whoopass on that Mofo Putin

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    The Western backed putsch against the democratically elected government and president of Ukr@ine has gone horribly wrong and spun completely out of control.

    Time for the West to back down gracefully – as Russi@ is obviously going in to restore Ukr@ine back to the Russi@n orbit.

    This really has nothing to do with the UK and I for one don’t want a single penny of my tax money wasted here on actions against Russi@ who are fully and completely justified in any actions they may take in Ukr@ine.

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    Gerbil 7 says:

    If true, that’d be a shame.
    It’s fun to read about tittle-tattle but Simon’s sketches brought a hard dose of reality which is needed.
    Hope whatever it is gets sorted soon.

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    Bingo says:

    Get Baroness Ashton on to Putin

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    The public says:

    Dear BBC

    On each news bulletin you keep telling us what Ed Miliband thinks about something or other.
    This is of no interest to us at all. Please stop doing it.

    Yours sincerely,

    The British Public

  76. 76
    Mr Vorster says:

    Thank God.

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    Team America says:

    Yuck Yuck Yuck

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    altruism in industry says:

    rioters encouraged by EU oust elected representative and do not have elections rather abolish Russian language and threaten Russian assets and people why are people surprised that Russia acts and why is Wee Willy talking to unelected rioters ?

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    For goodness sake... says:

    We don’t get our gas from Russia.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    To be fair Guido even a corpse would have more geo-political nous than Obama.

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    Labour Landslide to bury Torys and UKAP says:

    He’s Britain’s next Prime Minister so it matters.

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Putin’s already won this one. The Oscars are pushing Ukr@ine out of the headlines. There will be appeals and empty threats and whatnot, but in a couple weeks, western countries will have forgotten Crime@ is in Russi@n hands to stay. The US and most of all the EU have been humiliated. The world has seen once again that the West only acts tough when the enemy cannot hit back. P’utin’s hand will be strengthened and Russi@n minorities in other ex-S’oviet states might get restive too.

    If the Ukr@ini@ns had just waited until the next election, and turfed the government out by the ballot box, under third party monitoring, they would not have lost territory.

    The EU is lead by dangerous, completely unaccountable amateurs. Something has to be done to stop it.

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    An easy mistake to make says:

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    Labour Landslide to bury Torys and UKAP says:

    Simples. Russian rouble is falling. Gas getting cheaper. Prize freeze even easier.

    Landslide coming at ya!

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    A UK Taxpayer says:

    Just let Hague stay there, rescind his return ticket the useless bastard.

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    Bingo says:

    The problem with the left is that they believe their own propaganda

    The EU verses Russia is commies v nazis all over again

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    But the price we pay for imported gas will go up.

    All of this shows why we must speed up fracking for gas/oil and build more nuclear power stations to make us less dependent on imports.

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    Handycock says:

    Hague has gone there to put the willies up them.

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    Pissed Off says:


    “Putin takes over the Crimea.
    South Africa takes over our UK TV stations.”

    Bankrupt Western countries stand off with Russi@ and the start of a new cold war and what does the Telegr@ph lead with on its front page? The Oscars! (Hollywood and Pistorious).

    In one we page we can see the sickness of Western society.

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    Dont Give A Fuck says:

    And we know who are the new NAZIS don’t we.

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    oioi says:


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    Weirdie Ed says:

    Yeth, A One Nathion Party, except for Bankers, we don’t want bankers, or fund managers or anyone from the city in our Nathion…Oh nor people who publish the Daily mail…or the Mail on Sunday…or their editors or writers….or their readers. Nor anyone who has anything to do with Murdoch, Sky, or the Sun or the Times…or their readers too.

    And we don’t want banks and energy companies, or those big successful international technology companies in our nation…nor those Amazon people or any companies who pay only the minimum wage. Nor Waitrose their free coffee is an affront to my ‘One Nation’ notion

    Any anyone who sends their kids to private school aren’t going to be allowed to be in my ‘One Nathion’… and the same goes for anyone who uses private health care…or that woman who caused all of the problems in Stafford for Andy Burnham, she definitely is not allowed in…nor anyone who demands improvements to the NHS, that sort of disloyalty is definitely not ‘One Nathion’…it’s not allowed.

    And while were at it, anyone who is a climate change denier has to be removed….or re-educated. They are not ‘One Nation’ either…or anyone who does not embrace the joys of immigration… they are nasty and not part of my ‘One Nation’ cult.

    And ‘One Nation’ means that our future is in Europe, so any Tory voters who want a referendum, or any UKIPpers, aren’t going to be allowed to be in my gang and are definitely not ‘One Nation’ either. Nor are any people who want to see the poor’s benefit’s capped – my ‘One Nation’ vision means that people have to hand over their earning to keep those poor ‘One Nation’ people on the same level of income, as those earning. Anyone complains isn’t in the club.

    So Comrades, there we have it, as you see, rally behind me…we are ALL part of One Nation Labour.

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    Sarah Palin, noted Tina Fey lookalike, says:

    As opposed to half the British population, who wouldn’t know Ukraine from UKIP. Or the British government, who have never known their asses from a hole in the ground.

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    JJ11 says:

    You don’t see many women engineers. There is a genetic reason for that.

    Women’s verbal intelligence exceeds their spatial intelligence and it is the other way around for men.

    Women are talkers (some say wreckers) and men are builders.

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    Bray Fart says:

    So after the “yes” vote we will move English troops into Scotland to protect our national interests, Faslane, Lossiemouth and Leuchars. We will move lat 50:55N to recapture the oil fields given away by the Wilson Govt in 1964.

    We will also be protecting the English in Scotland from being spat at for flying the Flag of St George, and from being discriminated against generally in a racist manner (employment, student fees and the list goes on). We will kick Scottish pensioners back to their wee crofts to scratch a living, and get NATO to provide the support so vital to peace in Europe. Bring on the smoked Salmond.

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    Skeleton bob says:

    You are assuming that the majority of Ukrainians wanted to get rid of the deposed President rather than a minority of thugs. It was an undemocratic act supported by the EU – nothing new there.

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    RAC patrolman says:

    Thatcher.Not famed for owning a car if I seem to remember.
    So I was right.

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    Even Polly has a better grasp of world politics than Obama

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    Oscar says:

    That clip reminds me of the film “12 Years a Slave” for some reason.

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    Helpful says:

    Lots of Russians in the Baltic States; Obama better dig out all the spare red lines he has stashed away, he is going to need them. Anyone know what is Russian for Lebensraum?

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    2112 says:

    Mrs. T never had much truck with “wimmin,” so what exactly is your point?

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    oioi says:

    Crimea are going to get a referendum on remaining part of Ukraine. Wonder how that’s going to turn out?

    This wasn’t thought through.

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    Vlad. says:

    Like home yes?

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    For goodness sake... says:

    No it won’t. Russia doesn’t set the price of gas internationally. It has tried to but without success. Anyway, Russia now needs to sell more gas to pay for its escapades, not less.

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    Anonymous says:

    Given events right now, this seems very fitting. Well worth listening to – from the start to finish!

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    Jess The Dog says:

    Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. An occupation of the Crimea – where Russia has a 50 year naval basing lease – has probably been a Kremlin contingency plan since the mid 90s….under certain circumstances, like these.

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    Oh no it's Ed Milliband says:

    Yes Ed may be an uninspiring, awkward looking ,posh sounding twat who has no experience of life outside of his London-centric and Oxford debating world, but sadly I agree, he will probably be the next PM.

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    The Decline of the West says:

    Obama is America’s John Major or worse….the weakest & distinctively rudderless President since Jimmy Carter. His Eurostyle neo-socialism never worked in Europe in the first place. And the USA is now paying the price of electing an inexperienced smooth talker as their economy continues to decline.

    His policy of alienating his friends & comforting his enemies, his frequent absence from the world stage, his invisibility on the key issues, his lack of historical compass has weakened the West & opened the door to an assorted band of thugs from Morsi to Maduro from Putin to Kim Jong Ii, from Iran to the House of Saud to enjoy a free pass in gleefully repressing their people, spreading hatred & terror worldwide and in victimising their own minorities & opponents.

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    Anonymous says:

    A Lesson from History?

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    Pitkapoika says:

    Lord Owen….not the most decisive inmate of the asylum.

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    Pitkapoika says:

    Nice one Ed.

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    Mr Weetabix (and NSA) says:

    What has Putin done to deserve that!

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    Mr Weetabix (and NSA) says:

    Oo that’s harsh.
    But fair.

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    Anonymous says:

    Given that 300 tons of the nuclear waste leaked out recently, and considering that Japan has no idea what to do with the rest – do you really consider that more nuclear power is a good idea?

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    Mr Weetabix (and NSA) says:

    Nice one sir!

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    Ed Balls says:

    It’s an International Wholesale market. Domestic suppliers don’t get preferential treatment.

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    Anonymous says:

    But what would many of your UKIP supporters say about Ukrainians joining the EU?

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    Anonymous says:

    But don’t we need a totally pointless gesture to raise to tone of the war?

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    Aardvark says:

    When John Major left office Britain was in the best financial state in its history, we were one of the best economies in the world, a powerhouse of wealth creation and entrepreneurship.

    If only Obama was Major.

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    Try Harder says:

    A few Spanish girls throwing buckets. Not even those walking past could give a feck.

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    God's Holy Trousers says:

    More like the US version of Bliar I would suggest.

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    Big D says:

    The Ruassian bear is on the march again watch out all the previous parts of the USSR Putin will have you all down to be next.
    Hes figured out Obama is a week spouting mouthpiece who never comes up to the mark when push come to shove .
    Please let America pick a tough guy or gal next time around though by then Russian could be banging on the gates of the White House demanding to be let in .
    Still no doubt Lady Ashton and the EU are about to give him a fright !

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    Anonymong says:

    Obama is a self-rewarding, self-aggrandising waste of space.

    He is the Blair of the White House.

    Not to worry. He’ll soon be gone. Leaving a trail of economic and political misery in his wake.

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    Johnny Foreigner on the Grove Park commuter train says:

    The EU is lead by dangerous, completely unaccountable amateurs.

    The EU is tin by dangerous, completely unaccountable amateurs.

    The EU is silicon by dangerous, completely unaccountable amateurs.

    All those sentences make just as much sense as the top sentence.

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    Anonymous says:

    If his troops want to park up at my house on their way to the HoC/HoL, I’ll happily put the kettle on.

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    Johnny Foreigner on the Grove Park commuter train says:

    … with a little help from UKEEP. They are secret lovers of Ed Millipede.

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    surlyscot says:

    EU really means Germany and its ambition for the 4th REICH – doing well so far – UK should keep well out of it – meantime would that gurning bastard Hague just shut the fuck up and concentrate on the UK for a change.

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    Observation says:

    Something has to be done to stop it.

    LibLabCon stands for more of the same.

    We need to change the political landscape by voting for a party that stands for UK independence.

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    Palin wins again -socialist heads still exploding says:

    With a little elevation on a clear day, you can see it from Alaska. Russia that it is, not Ukraine. She never said she could see it from her home.

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    Big D says:

    One good thing about Putin , bet he wont be trying to put his military on trial in forty years for fighting against armed and murderous terrorist ( ref the IRA ) See Cameron has nowt to say on that particular disgrace .
    Perhaps we should after all invite him here , hes just about an improvement on the Germans who are after all simply getting the Master Plan they have always deamed of.
    Hitler must be laughing in his grave.

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    Vladimir Putinski says:

    If I keep up my bully boy tactics towards all those ex Soviet Union countries around Mother russia, the UK better start fracking and the sooner the better.

    If your principles result in no electricity, change them quick.

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    Village Idiot says:

    ….On the EU side,it all looks very blatent,and a little disconcerting!…Not in my name EU!

  133. 133
    broderick crawford says:


    Smell my rancid breath you Western lickspittle guttersnipe !!

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    With points for artistic interpretation !

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    Col. Stok says:

    Beware unintended consequences my friends, if the take over of the Crimea sets off other Russian national groups in other states you could have a real problem very quickly. As it is the only way now to stop this going into a civil war is to create a federal Ukraine that lets the Eastern regions and Crimea align with Russia and the Western Ukraine to join the EU. This won’t solve the long term problem of Russia’s strategic access so this would be an interim position till they formally annex theses regions. The West Ukraine will then join NATO.
    Other factors will be the other former Soviet states they will jump one way or the other now but soon.
    Once the shooting starts then all bets will be off.

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    George Galloway says:

    The collapse of the Soviet Union was the greatest tragedy in my lifetime, now I need to go to lots of different countries to get my fill of totalitarian delights.

    Britain can be a socialist Islamist Ba’athist Republic led by a Catholic Glaswegian!

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    Jabba Le Chat says:

    Polish troops and armour have been moving along roads and via railways to the Ukrainian border…

  138. 138
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Better start fracking then!

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    Mr Neddy says:

    Major inherited the Iraq situation from Thatcher and handled it just as well. He was PM when Saddam Hussien was actually disarmed of his WMD.

    He was also involved correctly in the early stages of the Serbian/Croatian/Kosovo situation, and tried to involve and include Russia in the dialogue, to which the British media reported as “Oh look, John Major is wearing a funny hat!”

    Blair inherited this conflict and then Blair backed, armed, funded and trained the KLA, which were a murdering bunch of Islamic extremists.

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    Keitho says:

    Well spotted.

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    Col. Stok says:

    ‘Routine manoeuvres’ be wise for Poland there are other former Soviet states that also might get the urge to rejoin Mother Russia that are close to them, I’d expect the Baltic states to be putting their forces on alert. I’ve heard as whisper the the NATO Baltic air police contingent is being reinforced (the USA are the current provider of the force).

    It will need some real statesmen to get out of this one without more deaths.

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    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    For a very short time, I imagine

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    Mindbleach says:


  144. 144
    Minnie Price says:

    What about people who like to drink cheap high-strength cider, Ed?

  145. 145
    Stan Dard Packs says:

    Yeah Ed, and what about smokers?

  146. 146
    jabez says:

    Under the aggressive thumb of the bleeding royals and monarchy more like it!

  147. 147
    jabez says:

    Oh agreed!

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    Bray Fart says:

    Smoked Salmond and Nicola sturgeon. Dead fishy! They rot from the head d’ye ken

  149. 149
    Anonymous says:

    He hasn’t got any legs, so he gets a pass.

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    lefties are stupid says:

    Palin is so stupid she predicted that Putin would invade the Ukraine. What an idiot!

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    Mr Neddy says:

    Unlike Palin, Obama called it 100% wrong on Russia. They laughed at her when she predicted Russia would go after Ukraine next.

  152. 152
    Mr Neddy says:

    So far, and let’s hope that is all it is.

  153. 153
    Mr Neddy says:

    I think you must have accidentally strayed here from somewhere else… Your good sense and rational argument is most rare here.

  154. 154
    Mr Neddy says:

    Too right. We need grown ups to deal with this. Obama, Cameron et all are not up to it.

  155. 155
    Mr Neddy says:

    A one one party nation more like. Totalitarian scumbag that you are Miliband.

  156. 156
    Mr Neddy says:

    Yes, so long as we don’t build them on a known fault line, next to an unprotected coast.

    Funny how all the other nuclear power plants in Japan were fine. Ours are even safer.

  157. 157
    A.L.T. says:

    Half a league, half a league,
    Half a league onward,
    All in the valley of Death
    Rode the G7.
    “Forward, the LightWeight Brigade!
    “Charge for the guns!” Hague said:
    Into the valley of Death
    Rode the G7

  158. 158
    kipper says:

    My red line for Putin is the rhine frontier he can have all up to that with my total indifference.
    If however he ventures across that boarder into France he will have my TOTAL ENTHUSIASTIC SUPPORT! Just leave the cheap Carrefours alone in Calaise could’nt give a shit for the rest

  159. 159
    Tapper says:

    In fact they’re insiders. Wars are planned decades in advance, with the recent theatre laid on for popular consumption, and much hoo-haa. Putin gets his funds from the Rothschilds and plays with their Central Banking BIS. He’s in on the game from the start, merely acting out the role he’s been ascribed. Wars are organised events, not chance. They are simply too profitable.

  160. 160
    Displaced Brummie says:

    But Palin’s rather dim, isn’t she? So this means that Obama is more dense than Palin?

    Oh my god. We are f**ked, aren’t we?

  161. 161
    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:

    @ Mr Neddy and Aardvark +1000!

  162. 162
    The Decline of the West says:

    John Major might have scored well with Edwina Currie & the domestic economy (inherited from Thatcher) but this is the man who sold us down the river internationally (think Maastricht) and ERM/Black Wednesday plus his Sunday Trading Bill changed Britain for ever & not necessarily in a good way.

    His weak, high pitched voiced didn’t scare too many of our enemies on the international stage. Although he beat the Kinnockio, he fatally let in “Devil Eyes” Blair and by default destroyed the very best of our way of life in the process.

  163. 163
    Blame Culture says:

    Tin helmets all round

    Buy cheap from Tapper Paranoid Inc

  164. 164
    MittLomney says:

    Barry Obama has a superb golf handicap. As Jack Nicklaus once said, “the more I practice the luckier I get”. Trouble is, Barry’s used up all his luck.

  165. 165
    Commonpurpose says:

    You leave that Cathy Ashtray alone. She was a good cleaner whilst at the NHS. So I heard.

  166. 166
    Commonpurpose says:

    Surely not a shirt lifter? I don’t believe it. Where’s the evidence?

  167. 167
    Dick4lunch says:

    Where’s Crimea? Near the Isle of Wight? Are they in the EU? If not, why not?
    I get so confused sometimes.

  168. 168
    Vladshalfbrother says:

    That Willie Vague will sort it all out. Like he did with Libya, Egypt,half of Africa and Llandudno. The way he laid those flowers down was superb.
    Is he Churchill’s grandson by the way? He does sound like him. Or tries to.

  169. 169
    Seymour says:

    EU & US back anti-democratic regime change in Kiev.
    Russia objects and according to EU & US main stream media it’s Riussias fault.

    The EU and US have been playing a dangerous game with our lives on many fronts, this is just one more.

    Luckilly Putin won’t take their inteference nor bow to their attempts at bullying. Problem is we’ll pay one way or another not the EU commissars nor the fascists in the whitehouse.

  170. 170
    biffo says:

    Ashton – the Bringer of War – and illegal regime change.

  171. 171
    Captn P says:

    Even stupid people get lucky.

    Wasn’t Romney the pillock who said that London wasn’t ready to host the Olympics? Palin the woman who didn’t know where Russia was?

  172. 172
    ExPat 'n Sam says:

    RomaBob, lived in South Africa have you? I don’t know anyone there who hasn’t had their home broken into more than once, hasn’t been mugged, hasn’t been carjacked, hasn’t been robbed at gunpoint. It is the crime capital of the world.

    It’s crass to say, but he is lucky she wasn’t an intruder or he would be missing more than his legs.

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    But don’t you think that the people of the Ukraine have suffered enough?

  174. 174
    Anonymous says:

    Anything but sleep, you rogue! glowering like the moon,’
    Rattling in an iron jug with an iron spoon,
    Rumbling, tumbling round about, crowing like a cock,
    Shrieking like I don’t know what…

    Hey, Willie Winkie – the child’s in a creel!
    Wriggling from everyone’s knee like an eel,
    Tugging at the cat’s ear, and confusing all her thrums
    Hey, Willie Winkie – see, there he comes!”

  175. 175
    Anonymous says:


    “Lord Owen calls for release of Blair and Bush Iraq evidence

    Former foreign secretary critical of Whitehall’s refusal to disclose records and describes Blair’s stance on the material ‘an affront’.”
    Richard Norton-Taylor, The Guardian, Thursday 14 November 2013

    Well, well, having laid the ground for Blair – who then took the country to war using sexed-up evidence – David Owen now seems to be is atoning for his sins. So maybe the writing is on-the-wall for Tony and his mates?

  176. 176
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Squeamish about a skirmish?

  177. 177
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    What, you mean she really can see the place from her house!

  178. 178
    Dessert Rat says:

    Putin can’t have Llandudno, but he is welcome to Rhyl!

  179. 179
    Dessert Rat says:

    Could go either way!

  180. 180
    Anonymous says:

    One should be not more suspicious when there is a consensus among the main parties, why is Russia evil? Why is Palin right? yeah it inconveniences US/EU/Nato but Guido is right Russia is evil the west is good? As we know the western establishment just wants the best for its slaves…….Fuck Russia and fuck the west neither are good neither are right kill all leaders and their pathetic cuckold followers such as the west Brit guido?????

  181. 181
    Anonymous says:

    Guido worships Kissinger the warmonger who caused all of this shite with his fake shah …guido is just a pathetic ‘Irish’ man looking for acceptance among the unmanly upper classes of the pathetic British elite

  182. 182
    Anonymous says:

    Can anyone guess why Jimmy Carter is so unpopular????he said no to the you know who the 4X2s….

  183. 183
    Anonymous says:

    Jimmy Carter – Rocket scientist

    Ronald Reagan – ACTOR, and C grade business studies student

    Why does Guido hate the achiever …..Israel

  184. 184
    Anonymous says:

    Faggot supporting British conservatives want to go to war with traditional marriage supporting Russians ……..sounds about right

  185. 185
    Anonymous says:

    Do you the mean fire-bombing, police-beating, thugs that forced out an elected government?

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    Oh, you cannot even imagine how people from Crimea are glad to be a part of Russia.

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