March 3rd, 2014

Guardian Correction of the Day


49 Comments

  1. 1
    anusbridger says:

    People still read that rag ?

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  2. 2
    White Dee says:

    I am making a movie – “Zero years a wage slave” it’s being funded by the Labour Party.

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    • 12
      Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

      Yes Labour love wasting my tax on parasites.

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      • 39
        Butch Dave says:

        We should waste it on funding mortgages for people who can’t save even a deposit instead. That will cause a house price and rent boom for multiple property owners like ourselves, and also boos the value of our “second-homes” which we can cash in on when we are kicked out of parliament.

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  3. 3
    Bradley Wiggins says:

    I dodged a bullet there.

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  4. 4
    Owen Jones (I'm no window licker) says:

    Excuse me Guido, here’s your nose. I found it in my business.

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    • 13
      Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

      Does your nappy need changing yet Owen?

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  5. 8
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Who is Bradley Cooper?

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  6. 9
    Peace Prize Winner has Military Command says:

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    • 14
      Hague insults Putin says:

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      • 44
        thostids says:

        I should think Putin threatened to fart in the direction of Hague’s granny. I reckon that Putin could pull Hague’s arm off and “Cobras” Cameron would gibber like a monkey. That would teach the bugger to have voice training and sound like a gay Yorkshireman.

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    • 15
      Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

      That’s about as effective as a fart in the wind and Putin laughed at the threat of the tough eu.

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    • 17
      Herman van Rumpboy says:

      WHO KNOWS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE ?

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      • 34
        john in cheshire says:

        How much again, is this entity being paid out of our money? Where’s the value for money that we should be expecting?

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      • 36
        Fly on the wall says:

        Who was that bloke? Looks a bit like Senorita Dale to me…

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        • 45
          broderick crawford says:

          well she need not have known what he looked like

          somebody just tell her to look for the tallest person in the room with white hair , slavic features and built like a brick shithouse .

          ( who is he again ?? … looks like a Georgian expresident to me i e before the shakashvilli dude … but he was much kess ” chunky “..)

          ( and a propos… who is the crypto wonan swanning around the foyers with a scarf the size of a refugee blanket ???!!)

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  7. 19
    well Said says:

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  8. 23
    cornwall storms says:

    angelamerkel told our parliament the other day that the eu had prevented anymore european wars. What’s the eu doing about the u k r a i n e ?

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  9. 24
    Dick the Butcher says:

    Lefties tell me that children are in poverty if the household income is < 60% of average income.

    How many kiddies were plunged into poverty by Wayne Rooney's recent pay rise?

    This is not a rhetorical question; any lefty care to answer?

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  10. 26
    Owen Jones says:

    If you listen really hard you can hear the stomp of the Russian stormtroopers getting louder *claps hands*

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  11. 27
    Ellen says:

    Surely I would have taken my own “selfie”

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  12. 29
    Ah! says:

    If you listen really hard, you can hear Owen getting the clap.

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  13. 32
    john in cheshire says:

    Does 3 Marsh come after 2 Thermidor?

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  14. 40
    Screen Licker 101 says:

    The embedded video of Matthew McConaughey’s ‘Oscar’ speech is actually from the Screen Actors Guild last month http://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2014/mar/03/oscars-2014-10-things-we-learned

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  15. 41
    Fucking stupid says:

    How can anyone but the person pictured take a selfie?

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  16. 47
    Raptor says:

    We at The Guardian are self-less.

    We prefer living off other people’s money.

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