March 3rd, 2014

Guardian Correction of the Day


49 Comments

  1. 1
    anusbridger says:

    People still read that rag ?

  2. 2
    White Dee says:

    I am making a movie – “Zero years a wage slave” it’s being funded by the Labour Party.

  3. 3
    Bradley Wiggins says:

    I dodged a bullet there.

  4. 4
    Owen Jones (I'm no window licker) says:

    Excuse me Guido, here’s your nose. I found it in my business.

  5. 5
    George Soros, John Kohn(Kerry), Victoria Nuland... says:

    Bomb Russia! The plebs must fight for G_d’s Chosen.

  6. 6
    Lance says:

    but not the syringe.

  7. 7
    Bradley says:

    Clear as Mush.

  8. 8
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Who is Bradley Cooper?

  9. 9
    Peace Prize Winner has Military Command says:

  10. 10
    William Hague says:

    Who am I?

  11. 11
    Oscar Pissedorious says:

    If they find me guilty, I’m doing a blade runner.

  12. 12
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    Yes Labour love wasting my tax on parasites.

  13. 13
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    Does your nappy need changing yet Owen?

  14. 14
    Hague insults Putin says:

  15. 15
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    That’s about as effective as a fart in the wind and Putin laughed at the threat of the tough eu.

  16. 16
    The World says:

    Where’s Dave?

  17. 17
    Herman van Rumpboy says:

    WHO KNOWS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE ?


  18. 18
    Dave says:

    As soon as I leave this toilet cubicle, the one John Major hid in when the pound crashed, I’ll address my adoring people on how I plan to stand up to the ex-KGB, judo black-belt Putin.

  19. 19
    well Said says:

  20. 20
    Sam, Dave's beard says:

    oh ffs Dave, you’ve shit your pants again.

  21. 21
    Dave says:

    I have called a meeting of the COBRA emergency committee, at which I will be announcing £10bn of UK taxpayer money in humanitarian aid for besieged fellow fudge packers in the Ukraine.

  22. 22
    morris says:

  23. 23
    cornwall storms says:

    angelamerkel told our parliament the other day that the eu had prevented anymore european wars. What’s the eu doing about the u k r a i n e ?

  24. 24
    Dick the Butcher says:

    Lefties tell me that children are in poverty if the household income is < 60% of average income.

    How many kiddies were plunged into poverty by Wayne Rooney's recent pay rise?

    This is not a rhetorical question; any lefty care to answer?

  25. 25
    REALITY CHECK says:

    NATO prevented the Germans from doing what comes naturally.

  26. 26
    Owen Jones says:

    If you listen really hard you can hear the stomp of the Russian stormtroopers getting louder *claps hands*

  27. 27
    Ellen says:

    Surely I would have taken my own “selfie”

  28. 28
    The Wolfpack says:

    Hangover the movie

  29. 29
    Ah! says:

    If you listen really hard, you can hear Owen getting the clap.

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  30. 30
    Some people thousands of miles away you've never heard of says:

    Who the fuck are you? Some Kleptocrat’s whore?

  31. 31
    Ah! hopefully says:

    You sup over, and I’ll sup under.

  32. 32
    john in cheshire says:

    Does 3 Marsh come after 2 Thermidor?

  33. 33
    Fly on the wall says:

    … apart from causing the biggest diplomatic fuck up for the past 20 years you mean?

  34. 34
    john in cheshire says:

    How much again, is this entity being paid out of our money? Where’s the value for money that we should be expecting?

  35. 35
    Importantly says:

    I’d give her one

  36. 36
    Fly on the wall says:

    Who was that bloke? Looks a bit like Senorita Dale to me…

  37. 37
    Suckers says:

    If you said that was a Banksy, some lefty twat would pay you 5 million quid.

  38. 38
    Village Idiot says:

    …What about the victims of the floods?

  39. 39
    Butch Dave says:

    We should waste it on funding mortgages for people who can’t save even a deposit instead. That will cause a house price and rent boom for multiple property owners like ourselves, and also boos the value of our “second-homes” which we can cash in on when we are kicked out of parliament.

  40. 40
    Screen Licker 101 says:

    The embedded video of Matthew McConaughey’s ‘Oscar’ speech is actually from the Screen Actors Guild last month http://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2014/mar/03/oscars-2014-10-things-we-learned

  41. 41
    Fucking stupid says:

    How can anyone but the person pictured take a selfie?

  42. 42
    Mr Weetabix (and NSA) says:

    Well done, you seem to be the first one to notice that :)

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    I would not wipe my arse on that commie rag. Only the bolshevik broadcasting corporation and its mass purchase keeps the stinking pile of excrement alive.

  44. 44
    thostids says:

    I should think Putin threatened to fart in the direction of Hague’s granny. I reckon that Putin could pull Hague’s arm off and “Cobras” Cameron would gibber like a monkey. That would teach the bugger to have voice training and sound like a gay Yorkshireman.

  45. 45
    broderick crawford says:

    well she need not have known what he looked like

    somebody just tell her to look for the tallest person in the room with white hair , slavic features and built like a brick shithouse .

    ( who is he again ?? … looks like a Georgian expresident to me i e before the shakashvilli dude … but he was much kess ” chunky “..)

    ( and a propos… who is the crypto wonan swanning around the foyers with a scarf the size of a refugee blanket ???!!)

  46. 46
    broderick crawford says:

    Srevadnadze … that was the Georgian dude s name .

  47. 47
    Raptor says:

    We at The Guardian are self-less.

    We prefer living off other people’s money.

  48. 48
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    Are you sure they’re not from the Film Actors Guild?

  49. 49
    Charlie Martel says:

    Who the fuck are you? Some moslem’s rent boy?


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