March 3rd, 2014

Another Comedy Tax Blunder
Rufus Hound Company Uses Tax Minimising Celeb Accountants 

‘Comedian’ turned wannabe politician Rufus Hound embarrassed himself when he said “David Cameron wants your kids to die” while announcing his decision to run for the European Parliament last month. Moralising Hound summed up his policies as:

“We all pay our little bit of tax and our fair share, and for that we expect schools, hospitals, police, fire service and a little bit of defence.”

But does Rufus himself pay his ‘fair share’?

Bob Simpson, as Rufus is actually called, is the owner of a company called Dogface Limited, which has no discernible presence anywhere and has just one other director: his wife. As Guido revealed in yesterday’s Sun, for some reason Dogface’s registered address is exactly the same building as that of showbiz accountants, Blue Skies Partnerships. On its website Blue Skies promises clients “we ensure you always pay the legal minimum amount of tax” and even has a whole section devoted to “minimising your tax”. Is that the same as your ‘fair share’?

Bob did not dispute the story yesterday:

Always looking to pay the minimum amount possible, eh Bob?


  1. 1
    Peter Grimes says:

    Typical Leftist tax-dodger!

  2. 2
    Baroness Ashton says:

    Did someone just mention Dogface?

  3. 3
    An adoring people says:

    Where’s Dave?

  4. 4
    Peter Grimes says:

    But his physog is less hirsute than yours, ‘Baroness’ Ashton.

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    UKIP or bust says:

    Twobob, Bob.

  6. 6
    A people threatened by the Homophobic anti-Democratic Rus says:

    Where’s our mighty Leader Dave?

  7. 7
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Aha, Guido’s flushed him out.

    I’ve never heard of Rufus Hound but he’s a laughing stock now!

  8. 8

    If anyone can find legal way to minimise his tax it is his DUTY to grab it with both hands.

  9. 9
    Putin says:

    another fucking bumboy no doubt. arse bandit lovers not warriors, yeah yeah

  10. 10
    Round the Bend says:

    Who told him about it – Ken Livingstone.

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    Slap Heads says:

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    ChrisBryant'sAnus says:

    A typical leftist cu’nt

    I can see why this unfunny twat is so popular with the BBC vermin

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Is everyone who reads this blog just a massive Hunt? FFS You guys are some of the worst people ever.

  14. 14
    Russell Brand says:

    Leave Rufus alone! He’s a socialist hero, just like me! I’m at the forefront of the anti-capitalist anti-corporate movement! Apart from, you know, having made several million dollars appearing in Hollywood movies produced by studios that are owned by billion dollar conglomerates like Time Warner, Comcast and Disney.

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    Pitkapoika says:

    Thought Labour Party had enough comedians!

  16. 16
    Alan Duncan, Nigel Evans, Crispin Blunt, Derek Laud, Michael Portillio, Ted Heath, Lord Boothby says:

    No bummers in our party, duckie!

  17. 17
    Shitting it says:

    Look at the body language here.

  18. 18
    Steve Miliband says:

    Does he buy his cars from Chris Moyles?

  19. 19
    Keith Lemon says:

    He got right on my tits I tell thee

  20. 20
    Harriet Harmskids supported nonces says:

    I personally don’t like the racists, homophobes and idiots who post here – ok, that’s most of them – but you can’t deny the rampant hypocrisy of the left.

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    cornwall storms says:

    Why do these leftwing ‘entertainers’ think they have the wherewithal to go into politics? Or is it that gravy train that is so attractive – a much easier way to earn a living than trying make people laugh?

  22. 22
    Maximus says:

    Precisely. WhoTF cares. Taxation is theft. If it’s there, why can’t it be at a flat rate for everyone and everything? Can’t get fairer than that, and it would simplify the regulations no end. Not to mention eliminate Guido’s incessant misdirections.

  23. 23
    PK says:

    RH (Bob) is such a cnut.

    Take away the taxpayer funded BBC ‘air’ they breath and see how his career does.

  24. 24
    ChrisBryant'sAnus says:

    Yes of course we kid

    Almost as big a bunch of cu’nts as leftist cu’nts who portray themselves as socialistic heroes, then prostitute themselves to huge corporations, or sign up with some clever tax lawyers

  25. 25
    Jacko says:

    I’m a bad invincible dangerous motherfucker! Shamone motherfucker!

  26. 26
    Mitch says:

    But not then ponitifcate about the morality of paying taxes?

    Some people might call it HYPOCRISY? What a surprise..

  27. 27
    The luvvies are just self obsessed exhibitionists says:

    Stop giving all the hypocritical lying luvvies any publicity.

    Just ignore the fucking posers.

  28. 28
    Fred says:

    After listening to the evidence against oscar pistorius I can only conclude that the guy doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

  29. 29
    Go on then says:

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    Humple PIE says:

    Another leftie hypocrite? Surely not!

  31. 31
    Rufus Hound says:

    Guido was really unfair yesterday – they don’t sell ‘The Sun’ in the Caribbean.

  32. 32
    William Hague was a Commedian. Once. says:

  33. 33
    John Bull (British Bulldog) says:

    FFS. Because one Eddie Izzard just isn’t enough.

    How does any of this help to preserve our UNITED KINGDOM in this year of destiny?

    198 days to go.

  34. 34
    Peter Grimes says:

    Another anonymous Leftist apologist cnut for the hypocritsrus that is ZaNuLab! Collect your subscription refund on the way out… and foxtrot oscar!

  35. 35
    Amazon, Google and Starbucks says:

    We also pay the legal minimum, so why does this piece of navel lint get so upset.

    Is he a fucking big leftie hypocrite by any chance?

  36. 36
    Nasal Ed says:

    If Bob has more than one source of income (which presumably he has) then his accountants would have been negligent if they hadn’t have advised him to set up a Limited Company.

  37. 37

    Everyone likes a sequel!

  38. 38
    Eddie Izzard says:

    I agree. Our careers are flatlining so we need this additional exposure.

    How dare Guido point out our hypocrasy – it’s just a Daily Mail smear!

  39. 39
    Bonzo Dogface DooDah fuckwit band says:

    Nothing surprises me about the shower of shit lefty ‘comedians’ fucking champagne socialists one and all, their lefty fans are being mugged off because they are all closet capitalists.

  40. 40
    Peter Grimes says:

    Yeah, but Rufus is a floater.

  41. 41
    cunt off back to w0g land you fat lesbo says:

    this place is the 4chan of uk politics.

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    Hangers On says:

    Because my agent and all my friends tell me I’m wonderful and would be a great politician.

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    still walking into darkness says:

    Putin must look at Cameron, Milliband, Clegg, Hollande and the other EU puppets as some sort of practical joke. Once again the media trying to portray Putin as a mad fool, he’s anything but. Outmaneouvring Obama as ever, getting the EU/IMF national socialist machine into a real pickle. Joy to watch.

  45. 45
    Mitch says:

    The point is that Rufus didn’t have to appoint an accountant that explicitly states they will minimise their clients tax bill. If paying tax is so important to him.

  46. 46
    Jimmy Carr says:

    Barclays are disgusting tax dodgers!

  47. 47
    On the scale of cancer being hilarious says:

    I find him less funny than Marcus Brigstock.

  48. 48
    I suspect I may have said, in a similar situation... says:

    Keep your hands off me you smelly old bastard

  49. 49
    The Peninsula game says:

    What is the difference between Britain protecting tGibraltar and Russia protecting the Crimea?

  50. 50

    AGREED !

  51. 51
    I copied this from the last thread cos it's so funny says:

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  52. 52
    jgm2 says:

    I’ve never heard of him so he’s already funnier than Marcus Brigstock.

  53. 53
    I copied this from the last thread cos it's so funny says:

    Why the fuck does that always happen?!!! Anyone know how to paste one of these ASCII things without someone’s head being decapitated?

  54. 54
    Dawn French says:

    Am I funny?

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    Clown (Ex Swivel-Eyed Loon) says:

    and a little bit of defence

    What an utter, utter moron.

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    i_love_monday_mornings says:

    What’s the problem? If you believe in lower government spending, this guy’s a hero. The best way of stopping the government pissing your money up against a wall is not to give it to them in the first place.

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    Clown (Ex Swivel-Eyed Loon) says:

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  59. 59
    Left and Right says:

    Rufus Hound may be a hypocritical twat, but be honest, can anyone name a single funny right wing comic? Actually, can anyone name a right wing comic full stop? Jim Davidson doesn’t count, he’s always been as funny as genocide.

  60. 60

    John Wayne wasn’t 1980s.

  61. 61
    Cast Iron Dave says:

    About 1800 miles

  62. 62
    I copied this from the last thread cos it's so funny says:

    What’s your secret? How does one paste correctly? Tell me your magical ways!

  63. 63
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    Putin is running rings around these eu fools. The UK has no military strike force left and Putin would look at the UK as a mere potential gnat bite. No Carriers, no effective strike planes, emasculated manpower and no equipment. Putin must be laughing at the weak fool Obama and his destruction of the USA military.

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    still walking into darkness says:

    1.oil and gas pipeline and access to such resources,
    2. huge country geographically and strategically signifcant
    3. very large population

    whereas Gibraltar is rock with a few monkeys on it

  65. 65
    A message for Rufus says:

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    Hope this Helps says:

    Gibraltar is a sovereign territory and has been for years. Crimea is semi-autonomous region and has allegiances to both sides.

    Also, the UK hasn’t sent hundreds of troops to swarm all over Gibraltar. Nor does the UK have any claims to, or intention of interfering in, the politics of surrounding countries, as Russia does.

  67. 67
    You ain't nothing but a Hound Dog says:

    Why are you hounding Hound for doing the sensible thing and reducing his tax bill to a minimum Geedo?

  68. 68
    IMDB says:

    Neither was the Matrix

  69. 69
    You were simply marvellous, darling says:

    Probably not. The Blue Skies Partnership is chocka with clients from the world of luvviedom. On their website they boast

    “The Blue Skies Partnership specialise in accountancy services for the TV, Media and Creative arts sector.”

    I suspect they are well known on the luvvie circuit.

  70. 70
    Chris Moyle's Motors says:

    I’m doing a special on MOT’s all this week (Minimisation Of Tax), only £22k each.

  71. 71
    Lenny Neither am I Henry says:


  72. 72
    Wahey! says:

    No problem.

    Ken Dodd.

    And he has an excellent attitude to tax as well.

  73. 73
    The Left says:

    How many times do you righties need to be told?

    It’s wrong when you do it

    It’s ok when we do it

  74. 74

    He was referring to the character of John Matrix, played by Arnold in Commando, hence “action heroes”

  75. 75
    Fly on the wall says:

    So you sprung to his defence then?

  76. 76
    Clown (Ex Swivel-Eyed Loon) says:

    Work it out numbnuts, took me all of two seconds.

  77. 77
    Left and Right says:

    Since when is Ken Dodd right wing? And even if he is, his material isn’t political.

  78. 78
    Wahey! says:

    Shigella and cholera are funnier than Marcus Brigstock.

  79. 79
    Hope this Helps says:

    Read the post from start to finish.

  80. 80
    Round the Bend says:

    I got told about this tax fiddle 30 years ago, strange NO gov has taken steps to close it.

  81. 81
    Pillars of Hercules says:

    “the UK hasn’t sent hundreds of troops to swarm all over Gibraltar”,

    You have never been to Gib then. It’s a great run ashore too. Nuclear Z berth, RN presence, Army Presence. Won’t mention all the tunnels and what’s stored in them.

    Gateway to the Med, Gateway to the Atlantic. Protected like shit

  82. 82
    jgm2 says:

    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown is probably a bit right wing.

    So is Kevin ‘Bloody’ Wilson.

  83. 83
    Stevey Fry says:

    I love the BBC and the millions they lavish upon me!

  84. 84
    Clarification says:

    “the UK hasn’t *recently* sent hundreds of *extra* troops to swarm all over Gibraltar”

  85. 85
    cured lefty says:

    There must be some,just they never get booked at bbc .any right wing journalists work for bbc??

  86. 86
    Peter Grimes says:

    That’s all fine and dandy but just means that fuckwit Leftoids will be wanting to steal more from me to make up the shortfall caused by dodging by them and their mates. It’s the sheer waste of public spending which is the problem.

  87. 87
    An Anthropologist says:

    Homo Socialisticus Hypocriticii.

  88. 88
    Jerome Packs-Mann says:

    Because they get an audience of self-selected lefty fuckwits laughing along with them, they think the entire country will too.

    Then they get a dose of reality, like when Fry’n’Izzard tried to sell us the 3rd-class quasi-PR voting system and were told to, basically, fuck right off.

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    No Difference says:

    Crimea.. Strategically essential to Russian Defence

    Gibraltar… Putting the EU aside and the wise virgin must, Strategically essential to British Defence

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    jgm2 says:

    Try this one…

  91. 91
    Nasal Ed says:

    I haven’t seen many accountants advertising their services for maximising your tax bill. Minimising your tax bill is part of the job description of any accountant.

  92. 92
    Billy says:

    Where have your hands been?

  93. 93
    Irregular Verb says:

    I mitigate tax
    You avoid tax
    They evade tax

  94. 94
    do you like gladiator movies? says:


  95. 95
    Mitch says:

    But, surely, given his socilaist credentials, St Rufus’ approach to tax would be to pay his share and not complain? And to not try and minimise his share?

    Because that’s what he believes in..?

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    This is going to scare the sh*t out of the Russians, we might as well have sent in the clowns!

  97. 97
    Pussy Riot says:

    You’d be so lucky, you fucking four-eyed fat lezza.

  98. 98
    Rob Roy says:

    eh? The issue is one of self-consistency – not the “doing”. You attempting to muddy the waters.

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    Liberators or Opressors says:

  100. 100
    Chris Bryant says:

    Men! You can’t live with them and you can’t live without them.

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    he's a joke says:

    I’m pissed off with being lectured by
    tax-dodging twats like Hound.

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    Left and Right says:

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    Money is no object. Dave says:

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    The Left says:

    Are you on drugs?

  105. 105
    jgm2 says:

    How do you think politicians launder their NED-ships and consultancy fees?

    There’s your answer.

    Same reason they’ll pull any trick in the book to keep house prices massively inflated.

  106. 106
    Please Explain says:

    WTF is “urgent technical help for economic + political reform”?

  107. 107
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Right wing comedian? I like Nigel Farage, most hilarious!

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    jgm2 says:


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    jgm2 says:

    If it ain’t fucked don’t fuck with it.

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    jgm2 says:

    Boris Johnson?

  111. 111
    Soros says:

    You’re getting no more money out of me until you start some more trouble in a Church.

    But for fcuk sake stay away from any Mosques….and Synagogues obviously.

  112. 112
    Susan Boils says:

    Cameron going to sue Mr ‘Hound’ then?

    Pretty sure I would if such a public person said I wanted the electorate’s kids to die.

  113. 113
    He does a lot of work for charidee says:

    “Jimmy Carr is a very nice man who works incredibly hard and has donated loads of money to good causes. He’s done absolutely nothing illegal.” – Rufus Hound on Twitter.

  114. 114
    Fuck you, you gay fruit says:

    Very kind of Hague to hand over yet money borrowed money to Ukraine. I’m sure the taxpayer will be over the moon about it

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    He does a lot of work for charidee says:

    “So don’t get all angry with Jimmy Carr, get angry with a system that allows clever accountants to allow rich people to bypass paying their income tax.” – Rufus Hound interview with

  116. 116
    Nappy Easter says:

    Coogan makes me wet myself. Cannot help it. Hacked-off have ruined my bladder control since Leveson.

  117. 117
    exceptionally thick except when it comes to their own money says:

    Yet another thick Labourite expecting us all to swallow his bullshit.

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    comedy died with bernard manning says:

    Er, point me to a left wing comedian who’s funny then.

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    Anonymous says:

    Has Hague apologised yet?

  120. 120
    Jack Ketch says:

    The truth is that after celebrating Valentine’s night, he was legless. But Prosecuting counsel may dismember his evidence, especially after he put his foot in it over phoning for help, the police have tried to break into his i-phone, but the password has them stumped.

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    Gerbil 7 says:

    Good work Fawkes!

  122. 122
    b-b-p says:

    Firstly lets dispel Labour and UKIP’s pretence if they were in power they would save the NHS .Notice your spam folders more and more Private Health Insurance’s advertising long waiting lists and for a small sum ect – Privatisation is already and waiting to take over .
    What job satisfaction or security have we got – None ,zero hour contracts ,Agency work whereby it is hit and miss whether you work one day or the next .
    Workfare were Jobseekers are being forced to work for free to earn Corporations Larger Profits .
    Education ,how long have the Tories been in power and only today made the statement we will implement the teaching of maths and English in schools .
    Housing , Shapps said after selling off G3 for 22.5 Billion it was earmarked for Housing .Yesterday he lied by saying anyone votes Tory will get a Referendum ,what happened to the last promise .
    The Liverpool Care Pathway ,how to die in dignity – starved of food but still administered ‘medication’ .
    Welfare Reform – in chaos and no solution in sight . Jobs Market – 800,000 and again 700,000 jobs only advertised in the EU and not here .
    Referendum on the EU – no chance .
    So we can forget about Poverty ,Atos Deaths ,Food Banks ,Benefit Sanctions ,Workfare ,Tuition Fees ,Bedroom Tax ,no Fuel Price Control ,Lies & Deceit and more Cuts to come it still does not paint a pretty picture of the Government does it .

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    Urgent technical help to who’s Swiss bank account this time ?
    If the money was actually there it would be bad enough ,but it will be borrowed ,stolen from pensioners and children yet unborn .
    These C-nts must be certifiably insane !

  124. 124
    Cabbage says:

    I have no idea what any of that means. Please repost in English.

  125. 125
    Jack Ketch says:

    Has there been a “right-wing” entertainer since Hughie Green? (No cheap shots at Boris and Nigel, please). Every so-called comedian appearing on the BBC has to demonstrate their Left-wing credentials, usually with gratuitous insults against everyone except the kiddie fiddler promoters, thieves and slow learners in the Labour Party.

  126. 126
    Observant says:

    Every time I see milipeed lisping his way through some badly informed opinion I laugh my nuts off. Possibly Rufus Dufus thinks he could get more laughs.

  127. 127
    Red Ed Millitwit says:

    Cotht of thelebrithy taxth avoidanth cwithith!

  128. 128

    What is this mysterious Bedroom tax I here so much about ,there is no mention of it on any of my pay slips ?

  129. 129
    Twampersand mk III says:

    It is every sane person’s moral obligation to starve this Government of every single penny it can.

    I don’t want my very hard earned being spunked away in the Ukraine, or Syria, or Iraq, or Afghanistan. I don’t want it spent on NHS death camps like the one at Stafford. I don’t want it spent on gay shame marches and fucking mugs advertising bumsexers, I don’t want it to fund 200,000 abortions a year, I dont want nuclear weapons or spy satellites so my own Government can frank, stamp, number, index and file me.

    If I never paid another penny in PAYE or NI, I’ve made my contribution to this nation, what’s left of it, and I will still be contributing 20% of every pound I spend in VAT. If a Government cannot run the country on 20% of every pound spent they most certainly should not be trusted with more.

    Fuck them.

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    Twampersand mk III says:

    He has never pontificated about paying more than the legal requirements.

    It’s the Gov you should be attacking, for its mafia-like protection racket, not the people who don’t like paying extra.

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    But it’s okay to avoid tax as long as you vote for to change it:

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    The Critic says:

    Followed swiftly by:

    ‘Carr admits ‘I’ve made a terrible error of judgement’ -ITV Player 2012.

    Rufus, presumably has made no such error of judgement? Will he be making a donation to the NHS to help avoid further deaths?

  133. 133
    Twampersand mk III says:

    Muppets like you who think that people who burgle turds are normal, and those who don’t are homophobes, are precisely the legitimising force behind some of Harriet’s insane crusades.

    Piss off to CiF to desperately display your PC credentials, they don’t count for much round here.

  134. 134
    Shawell says:

    Funny how socialists, when they have little, want everything to be shared equally yet as soon as they acquire, status, position, influence and wealth they go out of their way to make sure they don’t share any of it and deny anyone’s right to question their revised position. Do they? The names are interchangeable: Harman, Hound, Bono; Blair; Brown; Straw; Dromey; Maguire; Napoleon, Squealer . . . . . ad nauseam

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    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    A little tip Rufus: When you are stuck in a hole of your own making, stop digging. You just make these, “make rich people pay more tax” comments to elicit support from the naive kiddies in your audience.

    A fair tax system should surely be where everyone pays exactly the same amount.

  136. 136
    Willygates says:

    As a victim of Labour ejakashern poly seas you will never be able to detect moving the cursor down two or three lines before hitting submit.

    Oh shit, have I given away Guido’s top secret code?

  137. 137
    Willygates says:

    Does the bogey eater count? Or is he under the funny-peculiar list?

  138. 138
    Willygates says:

    S’ok – they’ll just print a few more billion. Unlike Venezuela we do not yet have a shortage of printing paper and ink.

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    Sid Bonkers says:

    Rufus!! Wake up!! You and your ‘right on’ mates had thirteen years to change it. You had Blair and Brown and their bleeding hearts to change it but they didn’t, did they? They made the tax system more complicated than it has ever been. Clever lawyers and accountants make fortunes dodging tax for the likes of you whilst the low earners have to struggle on PAYE and never get a break. I bet you claim tax back for the jeans and tee shirts you wear every day as “stage costume” .

    You really are a most awful pillock if you think that voting Labour will result in a fairer society.

  140. 140
    Ben Elton says:

    My favorite joke was Jimmy Carr getting monstered for being part of a tax avoidance measure which a lot of his colleagues from 8 ou of 10 cats were also in!

  141. 141
    Ben Elton says:

    Harman and Dromey wanted to share information through PIE but the Tories and MRS THATCH would not let them.

  142. 142
    Malcolm Smith says:

    Leave it out, you f**king c**t!

  143. 143
    A nonny mus says:

    Boris… Is a Liberal comedian …

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    Nasal Ed says:

    You cant assume that it was done to lower his personal taxes. There are other reasons to have a Ltd company. In some circumstances it can actually increase a layer of costs and additional taxes. until it is known what proportion of dividends versus salary he is paying himself he should just about get the benefit of the doubt.

    I do agree that the hypocrisy of the left in general with regards to tax avoidance and their own circumstances is staggering……………

  145. 145
    Max Hastings imposter says:

    ….I understand your bitterness!

  146. 146
    Village Idiot says:

    …If we all stop laughing….?

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    Anonymong says:

    Fuck off you lefty shirtlifter.

    Don’t let the Grauniad give you tax avoidance advice on the way out.

  148. 148
    Anonymong says:

    4chan. mmmm 4chan.
    Tits. or GTFO.

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    Anonymong says:


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    Anonymong says:

    Too old in that photo.

    Too old in 1977 now I think about it.

    Was Sa Vile East Coast or West Coast? I’m not very good at deciphering gang signs.

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    broderick crawford says:


    It s all that Jimmy Carr s fault .

  152. 152
    broderick crawford says:

    Body language is one of the very few things you cannot be tried for in this country as it does not yet constitute either libel , slander , copyright infringement or passing off.

    …. but give them time …

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    broderick crawford says:

    Indeed the Hound has morphed into somewhat of a dog s breakfast .

  154. 154
    broderick crawford says:

    and charlie bronson

  155. 155
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    Massive Hunt? I thought Sally the Alley wasn’t trending anymore?

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    Anonymous says:

    Typical left wing hypercrit, say one thing do another. People like this make me sick.

  157. 157
    Scottish Chav says:

    leftie hypocrite wants you to pay his tax
    do as he says, not as he does
    move along, no story here … just business as usual

  158. 158
    Not supporting the BBC's charity. says:

    We are nothing more than charity for these arsehole celebrities to fill their bank accounts with while they RUN roughshod over our rights. Utter Slime!

  159. 159
    Your jokes are not funny anymore. Infact they never were funny! says:

    He needs to grow a moral spine and to jog on to Dignity and put himself to sleep forever. Hypocricitical, leeching, morally spineless- as funny as stepping on dogshit coming out of dog’s arse- SCUMBAG!

    Perhaps he should change his company’s name to Parasites in dog shite!

  160. 160
    Winny in a wheelchair! says:

    Dogface? Rufus Hound has a face like a dog’s anus and the jokes he craps out makes you want reach for the poop scoop. Now that is funny and TRUE!

  161. 161
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    Fancy a date? I bet I can change your mind?

  162. 162
    Mindbleach says:

    Since they gave up on outdated concepts like ‘balancing the books’, any shortfall just gets borrowed on the international bond markets (ie China and anyone else looking for a turn on government debt).

  163. 163
    Ex-Labour says:

    Izzard’s a worse wanker than Fry. A smug peecee cretin who’s liked by middle-aged women on dating sites because they think he’s unthreatening, parroting each and every nu-left meme going and milking it.

    The bloke’s a tosser. Downfall is eagerly anticipated, popcorn at ready.

  164. 164
    Ex-Labour says:

    No because

    1/ the lefty priests know how to work an audience
    2/ the radicalised and eager young lefty audience know the power of networking to establish false realities amongst the Don’t Knows.

    It’s why we need a free press and it’s why we need the Daily Mail.

  165. 165
    Ex-Labour says:

    Patricia fucking Hewitt’s funnier than Marceuse Brigstocke.

  166. 166
    Ex-Labour says:

    Read up on “cultural marxism”. It explains a lot.

  167. 167
    Ex-Labour says:

    I’ve never heard of any British “Rufus” who isn’t a tosser. It is a very tossy name. To have it inflicted on one is something, but I’m given to understand the young BBC fuckwit adopted it himself to aid his own climb up capitalism’s greasy pole.

    He chose to be rufus-doofus.

  168. 168
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Rufus Hound, Rufus Hound,
    the dirty dog has gone to ground.
    For he and his dear wife Bet,
    Haven’t explained their funny little tax dodge scheme, yet.

  169. 169
    Cruxx says:

    Simplesite for simpletwats

  170. 170
    new comedy says:

    I say stupid things …..stupid people laugh……stupid people pay me….. it’s my money why should I give it to Thatcher ! Thatcher !Thatcher ! …Cue canned laughter…

  171. 171
    heedmackem says:

    Hound is not a leftist! he is a Bleeding heart Fib Dem!

  172. 172
    To Be Fair says:

    Rufus hound comedian turned opportunistic c unt is revealed as a typical seleb pretendy socialist . To be fair this appears to be mandatory in the entertainment business.

  173. 173
    Just to clarify says:

    No you fail to understand, what Deputy dawg or what ever his name is is advocating is a socialism for the little people and a tax regime for other people to pay into but not him. Clear now ?

  174. 174
    WWBD- What would Bono do says:

    St Bono openly advocates higher spending by Govenments on foreign aid yet by his skillfully constructed tax arrangements denies the Government the very funds they need. Get other people to pay for your compassion .This is Bono- benevolence in its purest form.

  175. 175
    Its far more than a rock with monkeys says:

    Gibralta has huge strategic significance . As the gateway to the mediteranean it probably cost Hitler the war.

  176. 176
    Rufus fuckwit exposed says:

    Wrong ! He HAS pontificated about paying no more than legally required. See his tweet on tax ‘avoidance’ ( which is legal ) being morally wrong. He’s been called out on his hypocricy.

  177. 177
    Its a fraud alright says:

    Has Moyles been arrested for fraud yet ?

  178. 178
    FFS says:

    Fuck me #67 is the reason the lefty hypocrites get away with their hypocricy. Folk just cant see it !

  179. 179
    Compromised says:

    Hague could donate the money he saved on his sleeping arrangements by only booking one room for his aide and himself.

  180. 180
    The insanity of our politicians says:

    Why the fuck do we have to borrow money to give to other countries when they could borrow it themselves ?

  181. 181
    RichUpNorth says:

    Rufus Hound is an anagram of ‘ seriously unfunny cnut’.

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