March 1st, 2014

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…

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  1. 1
    3.14159265358979323846 says:

    PIE me kangaroo down, sport!

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  2. 2
    indefinite leave to remain in the UK says:

    Pie r square. No they’re round

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  3. 3
    A timely reminder says:
    
    

    Remember : the EU is NOT Europe – avoid falling into the trap of referring to them as if they were one and the same.

    
    

    Remember : the EU is a parasite that has sought to take over Europe by stealth; the EU exists in order to control and oppress the peoples of Europe.

    
    

    Remember : the EU is totally corrupt wicked and evil; it is built from nothing but lies – lies piled one upon another. The EU cannot be reformed – it can only be destroyed.

    
    

    Remember : freedom is anathema to the EU and democracy is something which the EU will never tolerate.

    
    

    Remember : the policies of the ‘Conservatives’, Labour and the LibDems are that we should be permanently oppressed and enslaved by the EU monster.

    
    

    Remember : Take every opportunity to show those who falsely claim to represent us that what they are doing is fundamentally wrong and that a day of reckoning is fast approaching.
    Stand up and fight for your freedom and the liberation of the peoples of Europe.

    
    

    Vote UKIP.

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      Taxfodder says:

      +1

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        koba says:

        +2

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        Why I support but in a GE cannot vote UKIP says:

        Good speech, gooood speech ( for the EU elections) and I fully intend to vote UKIP in the EU elections. I normally write a protest message on the ballot paper but not this time.

        Trouble is in a GE all you will get by voting UKIP is Milliband if you do. At least there are dissenters in the Tory ranks. To think of having Milliband , Balls Harman and Co in Government with the EU well…Frightening. I sympathise fully with the UKIP view I really do but i am sensible enough to know they cannot win the election by taining enough seats to make a difference.

        UKIP and some supporters also fall into the “cast iron” trap every time. Cameron sated that there would be a referendum if Lisbon remained unsigned. Brown and Labour sneaked in them through the back door and signed anyway against the wish of the people. Keep in mind the Labour Party had put in their manifesto they would offer a referendum but did the direct opposite but funny enough that’s never mentioned.

        If UKIP wishes to charge into battle on a principle and sew the seeds of its demise and in the process destroy this country once and for all then what can I as a single voter do.

        The issue I have is I agree with UKIP but I just cannot let those left wing bastards get a chance of getting anywhere near power again. I have suffered up to 1979 badly and now the BLair / Brown years, redundant 4 times always under a labour government and lost my house to boot. I am quite simply scared to death of these morons getting back in, no I’m petrified and UKIP are the catalyst that could see Labour in Downing St again before mid next year.

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        • 63
          Freedom says:

          You have nothing to fear but fear itself.

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        • 87
          Anonymous says:

          Vote UKIP get UKIP.

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        • 136
          Betty Bea Getty McClanahan says:

          Those Tory ‘dissenters’ have done nothing, nada, zilch … they’re full of shit. They’re there to con dummies like you. Vote Tory get EU.

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          I dislike socialists intensely says:

          I agree 100%. Vote UKIP and get Miliband and the rest of the Labour scum.

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          SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

          Just because the traitor Brown signed the Lisbon surrender document does NOT mean that Cameron could not have torn it up .
          What happened to the principal that no Government can bind it’s successor ?
          The truth is Cameron was just as keen to sign away our rights and freedom as was Brown.

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      Traitor Dave says:

      Frau Merkel assured me this week that there is absolutely nothing to worry about the Fourth Reich.

      I’m carrying on doing important things — such as ensuring that I can pose on TV with the first bumsex marriage happy couple

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        (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

        And proudly claiming responsibility for the success of the badger cull and the overall reduction in nett migration.
        Two of my greatest achievments.

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      • 61
        Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

        Why Cameron will not win in 2015

        1. No boundary changes
        2. Corruption within the Postal voting system not resolved
        3. UKIP trending at ~ 15% in the polls; they cost the Tories 20 seats in 2010 with 3% of the vote.
        4. Pilgrims still in position actively campaigning against the Government of the day using taxpayers money
        5. Union education fund is still in place
        6. Cameron’s appalling judgement in appointing Andy Coulson
        7. No TU reform allowing Crow and his mob hold us to ransom
        8. Tory constituency parties are disintegrating in protest at Cameron’s liberal policies
        9. The Tories will lose 7/8 seats along the route of HS2 to single issue candidates
        10. The Tories will lose one seat in Portsmouth due to shipbuilding being concentrated in Scotland
        11. No control of mass immigration
        12. Public spending still out of control and the national debt rising on a daily basis
        13. Human Rights Act still in place
        14. No referendum on Europe
        15. State control of the press introduced
        16. Cameron wanted to take us to war in Syria
        17. Gay Marriage
        18. The BBC is left wing and will act as Labour’s main election campaigner in 2015
        19. QE is destroying any savings people may have
        20. Cameron’s continued, unsubstantiated, support for Climate Change and general green issues.
        21. No promised Bonfire of the Quangos or reduction in Red Tape for businesses
        22. Cameron’s pathetic support for Yeo. More evidence of his lack of judgement.

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          King Edward says:

          A fair summary. There are other points, but at the end of the day it all boils down to the fact he will lose because the system is rigged and because he is a loser who does not offer want the countyr needs or wants.

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          Twampersand mk III says:

          You missed out the fact that he is a complete and utter twunt.

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          Handycock whipping it out says:

          I will retain my Portsmouth South seat as an independent. It is of the utmost importance to me to remain a member of the Council for Europe, which I can only do as an MP, so that I can continue shagging in eastern Europe at tax payer’s expense. Boaz.

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          • Eric Joyce says:

            Well said Handy, I am thinking of standing again for the same reason, there is nothing like the young girls out there. Boaz.

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    • 47
      MIKE OXHARD says:

      +100%

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      • 52
        MIKE OXHARD says:

        Look if the Ukrainians can do it so can we , after all , all you have to do is stand outside all night burning shit loads of old car tyres which we now fuckin millions of due to EU disposal regulations lol

        This is an apt tune to go with this topic and on independence for the “Sweaty Socks”

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          Victoria Nuland, wife of Robert Kagan - author of PNAC 'NWO' document says:

          I haven’t ordered the’Sponatneous Uprising’ for UK until 2018, you dumb schmuck.

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      Iceaxed Cameron says:

      +1

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  4. 4
    Droney the Big Bleck Cock Fancier says:

    Chin up Hattie darling — the media circus is moving on — you’ve got away with it

    P.S. I like the look of that chucky piccaninny — I’ll bet he’s still nice and tight

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  5. 11
    Mandingo says:

    Well done Jack now nosh on this

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    3.14159265358979323846 says:

    But also in the UK:

    * We have the party of Churchill promoting homosexual marriage

    * We have its coalition partner shielding its own sexual predators

    * We have the socialist opposition, led by PIE apologists, consistently ahead in the polls

    * The leading political blog is promoting its Facebook page

    Meanwhile a re-armed superpower’s tanks have rolled into an eastern European country unopposed.

    Uncomfortable parallels? Anyone? Hello!!!!!!!! · · · (echo) · · · (echo) · · · · · · (echo) · · · · · · · · · · · · (e c h o) · · · · · · · · · · · · …

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      Chukas Yermunni (the tailor's dummy) says:

      Darn Tooting !

      
      

      BTW, never mind the Nazis’ Facebook page, take a look at mine. I’ve just finished polishing that and my Wikipedia page for today (at least until lunch-time).

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    • 18
      Winston says:

      I want my party back.

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        OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT says:

        You need to arrange the “elimination” of Dave. A few of his Bulgaroma immigrant mates will bury him in concrete for a some cash in hand. That will solve our problem with the traitor.

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      Village Idiot says:

      ….Have you seen the way we treat our disabled,..isn’t it great,and if we are lucky,after the threatening intimidation,and their life being made a misery by the conservative party, that I voted for during 40yrs,…some of them, thankfully, die…I am so proud of this nation and the way it demonises old people,perhaps the conservative party and its supporters think it is great how we treat the disabled and elderly,as, lets face it,they are a drain and its less money for the bankers,or tax cuts for the wealthy..What a disgusting party the conservatives of today are,even Maggie had respect for the disabled and elderly,ask the Bolsover beast..We ,through the actions of the conservative party,have become a cruel,nasty,vindictive,spiteful nation…Its not the disabled or elderly that has brought this country to the status of Shithole,but boy,through the conservatives actions and lack of any compassion,they truly are,The Nasty Party….(40yrs…what a fool)

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      • 35
        10000 at Stafford and the dead of Labour wars says:

        Oh do fuck off you troll.

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      • 59
        Worra loadofolCossacks says:

        It’s a disgrace the way we treat them. Even Maggie would have let them keep their taxpayers funded spare room for their taxpayers funded mobility scooter.

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        • 70
          Basatards says:

          Which they drive on the pavements with no thought for anyone else.

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          Twampersand mk III says:

          Yep, it’s disgraceful the way IDS’s brilliant schemes to save less than week’s contribution to the EU let people like Mark Wood starve to death. He weighed just over 5 stones when he was found.

          Atos stopped his disability allowance, even though he was clearly totally unfit to do so. Saved the country about 2 grand. If you don’t count the 10s of thousands it costs for the recovery of his body, the post mortem, the funeral and the Coroner’s inquiry.

          Worth every penny, eh?

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      • 95
        White rabbit says:

        Thank fuck that facebook shit has gone. Now we can get back to laughing at posts from half-wit Socialists.

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        SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

        Ask LABOUR why they may tell you that ‘there’s no more money’ !

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    • 116
      J Edgar Dyson says:

      This sucks!

      I am Grand Cross.

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    • 165
      Gheedough's plug for da Massa says:

      “promoting its Facebook page”

      And tomorrow I shall be telling you that the Sun costs £1 per month to subscribe when it’s really £8.67 per month.

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      (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

      Said super-power’s tanks rolled into Eastern European countries unopposed in 1956 and 1968, when we were all armed to the teeth, unlike now. Your point is?

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  7. 15
    Sally says:

    I’m an alky slut who spends most of my time getting bladdered and fucking other men. Instead of raising my kids, including one who has autism, I prefer to spend every night getting hammered and cuckolding my husband. *cum face*

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    Chukas Yermunni (the tailor's dummy) says:

    Darn Tooting !

    
    

    BTW, never mind that NSAFacebook page, take a look at mine. I’ve just finished polishing that and my Wiki page for today (at least until lunch-time).

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  9. 17
    Patricia Hewitt says:

    Say hi, hi to that 4 year old PIE

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  10. 22
    Frances Crook, The Howard League for Penal Reform says:

    Why has this poor woman Joanne Dennehy been given a whole life tariff? All she did was kill three men. So what that she said murdering was more-ish? So what that she wrote a letter to the judge saying she wasn’t sorry for what she did. And so what psychiatrists said she’s a psychopath? She’s another victim of these coalition cuts. She’s a victim of a society that wants to punish murderers. She is a hero to all feminists. It’s time we all celebrated the deaths of men. All men are evil. Joanne is a hero for all womankind. Free her now!

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    • 72
      Smarmy Chuckkabutty - the REAL Enemy Within and 'Chair' of what was the Peedo-loving NCCL says:

      Hear, hear. It’s an appalling breach of her human rites and her liberty.

      I’ll get my lawyer chums onto this right away – paid for by Legal Aid, natch.

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    • 111
      White rabbit says:

      Anyone who has a tattoo is substandard and has character flaws and is probably a Socialist. Two exceptions : Polynesians. Royal Navy ratings. That’s it.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It’s about time we had all women shortlists for the Trades Union leaders.

    Vile Trades Union dinosaurs like McCluskey,Crow and Serwotka should step down in favour of women elected on an all women shortlist.

    Or is it do as i say and not as i do for Labour’s paymasters!

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    So Labour are going down the same eco-loony tax bombshell route the Lib Dems are:

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher petrol prices

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher electricity and gas bills

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher council tax

    Vote Lib/Lab for higher income tax

    Bye bye Lib/Lab :-)

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Labour don’t recognise England,Scotland & Wales as nations in their own right. Labour will no doubt demand that the 6 nations rugby trophy be renamed the 4 nations trophy (France,Ireland,Italy & One Nation something or other).

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Germany (without a minimum wage) consistently has a much lower unemployment rate than the UK/USA .

    This clearly shows that the minimum wage is a jobs destroyer.

    It’s high time both the UK and USA abolished the minimum wage so we can get unemployment, especially youth unemployment, down.

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      altruism in industry says:

      zero marks for logical thinking

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    • 45
      Me says:

      You repeat yourself more often than the BBC.

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      Twampersand mk III says:

      Great idea. Give Tesco’s the right to pay its staff 3 quid an hour.

      The minimum wage is currently so low that if a company can only afford to employ someone on less than that they are a) a shit company and b) it won’t make a blind bit of difference to the economy, they still will not be net contributors and will continue to claim benefits. It will simply allow whichever piece of shit that is running the show at the time to claim that unemployment had gone down, even though the benefits bill continues to rise.

      The minimum wage has rapidly become the maximum wage for unskilled labour, and it is not enough to live on.

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    • 166
      Gang-leader says:

      And it’s pretty easy to avoid paying anyway. Take off the rent for the bunk in the luxury garden shed for a start, or simply pay cash

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    This September’s referendum will be Scotland’s one and only chance for freedom.

    If they fail to take it not only will they have shamed their great ancestors Wallace & Bruce but they will be known the world over as haggis eating surrender monkeys. A bunch of pussy-whipped slaves forever under the English jackboot.

    Freeeedom! :-)

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    • 38
      Bill Mc-Wally-Ace says:

      Hahahahaha

      “Haggis eating surrender monkeys”

      Love it. Nailed on if the skirt wearing wimps vote no.

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    • 46
      Me says:

      You repeat yourself more often than the BBC.

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    • 54
      Maria Miller says:

      I have warned the Jockanese that if they leave the Union there will be no more BBC for them, telling them what to think.

      That will teach them, won’t it Mr Cameron, Sir ? [swoon]

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      • 167
        Alex Salmonella says:

        Yeah but it won’t be against the law for us to point our satellites at the Astra dish and get it for nothing. We’ll simply be released from the obligation to pay for it.
        Meanwhile we can set up our own SBC to broadcast SNP propaganda and force the Jocks to pay for that instead.

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    • 71
      MIKE OXHARD says:

      I can’t think why Westminster give more funding per head to a “gang of slaves” than they give to the English
      Look what else they have
      higher paid teachers
      free university fees
      free care for the elderly
      free heating system installation for the elderly even if the own or rent the property
      aND GOD KNOWS WHAT OTHER “BENEFITS” THEY ARE GIVEN

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      • 178
        (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

        Like the Jocks, the French in Quebec have their own legal system, currency, education, etc., etc., but they STILL talk about separating from Canada! The Quebec tail wags the Canadian dog! I guarantee that the same will happen here!

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    Films for Harriet, Jack and Patricia says:

    Child’s Play
    Home Alone
    Three Men and a Baby
    The Young Ones
    Children of Men
    Baby Boom
    Three Men and a Little Lady
    10

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    • 69
      Bill Quango MP says:

      American Pie
      American Pie II
      American Pie seeks to bring down the age of consent.

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    • 170
      Owen's Remedial Media-Studies teacher says:

      Fiddler on the Roof
      Jim’ll Fix It
      Fore-play school
      Jack-in-your-niece
      On Top of the Tots
      Tot-Queer
      Child-Love, Actually

      And the classics:
      Richard, 2
      Richard, 3
      Henry, 4
      Henry, 5
      Henry, 8 (one of the Bard’s less popular plays)

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    • 171
      Owen's Remedial Media-Studies teacher says:

      Fiddler on the Roof
      Jim’ll Fix It
      Fore-play school
      Jack-in-your-niece
      On Top of the Tots
      Tot-Quear
      Child-Love, Actually

      And the classics:
      R1chard, 2
      R1chard, 3
      Henry, 4
      Henry, 5
      Henry, 8 (one of the Bard’s less popular plays)

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  17. 30
    Jack Dromey says:

    I want to love you
    PYT
    Pretty Young Thing

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  18. 31
    Harriet says:

    Being a thick, useless, talentless, crooked, lying, hypocritical, smug, corrupt, evil, troughing, nonce enabling piece of shit is as easy as PIE.

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  19. 39
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    They are all in it together
    They all like a piece of the PIE

    http://conspiracytruths.co.uk/mpscovictedofsexoffense.html

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    Tony Hall -BBC says:

    I’ve decided it’s a good idea to force internet users to pay the licence fee too. After all, you can watch BBC content online. We will also be spying on you all too to make sure nobody is using the internet without paying us the necessary 145 a year. Dave won’t stand in our way.

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  21. 41
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    I hope Dave and WillyBum Vague don’t start mouthing off and making idle threats to the Russians over invading Ukraine
    They might just turn our gas off , and now we are totally reliant on imported energy it would be a very bad move

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    • 48
      Bill Mc-Wally-Ace says:

      Mike Oxhard you really talk some shite.

      You are right we have to rely on imported energy but as a Labour troll you also know that power stations and energy production decisions had to be made at least 10 years ago so planning and building could take place. it tales a minimum of 10 years and i am in the business.

      Thats About the time Blair started to fight his illegal war. We are short of power because of Labour and Labour alone and in particular Milliband who was energy secretary spending more time crying at a conference Sweden than keeping the fucking lights 0n!!

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      • 62
        MIKE OXHARD says:

        Labour troll ? you dopey twat ! and as for your 10 years to plan and build power stations you better get your fuckin skates on on the nuclear front and give the French energy companies shit loads of our cash to build their next generation nuclear power stations here , after all they wouldn’t want to build them in France
        Now fuck off and build another windmill !

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        • 75
          Bill Mc-Wally-Ace says:

          So no argument about timing then and acceptance of responsibility. You are a labour troll I have seen your posts before.

          You are also a total Dickhead and talking out your arse. You know fuckall about energy generation and even less about development.

          Fuck off yourself.

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          • MIKE OXHARD says:

            READ THE ORIGINAL POST YOU FUCKIN KNOBHEAD , NOTHING ABOUT TIMING /PLANING OR BUILDING POWER STATIONS NOW AS YOU ARE IN THE POWER INDUSTRY
            FUCK OFF AND CHANGE ANOTHER LIGHT BULB

            now i will do my caplock

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          • Passing observer says:

            I guess you must have missed the fact that you said we get our gas from abroad and inferred that it was this government that had caused this problem. You did you know you did.

            Using caps doesn’t change that Anybody who uses caps is a mong.

            Just like you then.

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    • 58
      Here we go again says:

      It’s not a British problem and if he and 18 pints has any other idea’s other than keeping out of this EU self made problem then he better be prepared because even with water cannon, I don’t believe the people of Britain are interested in another European or world war, two wars and millions dead and we get crapped on by a gang of corrupt lefty war mongering crap wanting to take over Europe yet again this time aided by our corrupt politicians.

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    • 143
      C O (Ξ) says:

      UK Gas mainly imported from Norway – LNG from Mid East (soon maybe US)

      UK not dependent R-Fed Gas.

      EU different story – but in words Nuland: Fuck The EU.

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      • 156
        Twampersand mk III says:

        If we don’t need it, why are we buying it?

        In fact why are we buying oil and gas at the same time as we are exporting it?

        No, really, we are.

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    Anon. says:

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      Anon. says:

      #PuttingTheFunIntoPedoFila

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      • 55
        Anon. says:

        #LookingForAjobAtTehBBC.

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          Anon. says:

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          • Lefties now defend the indefensible. says:

            @TimMontgomerie @gilescoren Horrendous Can’t believe many people downplaying the heinous complicity of public figures Unforgiveable
            8:50 AM – 1 Mar 2014

            Tim
            they wouldn’t normally but these are the left wing and Labour politicians. Had these been Tories we all know these same people with the connivance of the BBC, QT, Radio 5, Radio 4 and AQ would have rounded on them like a pack of North Korean dogs that had not been fed for a month and were in the final stages of rabies.

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          • Lefties now defend the indefensible. says:

            ” Can’t believe many people downplaying the heinous complicity of public figures Unforgiveable”

            Tim
            they wouldn’t normally but these are the left wing and Labour politicians. Had these been Tories we all know these same people with the connivance of the BBC, QT, Radio 5, Radio 4 and AQ would have rounded on them like a pack of N.Korean dogs that had not been fed for a month and were in the final stages of rabies

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          • Lefties now defend the indefensible. says:

            Fucking modbots gone mad

            they wouldn’t normally but these are the left wing and Labour politicians. Had these been Tories we all know these same people with the connivance of the BBC, QT, Radio 5, Radio 4 and AQ would have rounded on them like a pack of Kim’s dogs that had not been fed for a month and were in the final stages of rabies

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          • Lefties now defend the indefensible. says:

            Test

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          • Lefties now defend the indefensible. says:

            Well this comment has been so modbotted its removed the point pretty much. 4 th time of posting trying to eliminate whatever might have set it off. None of the normals words

            they wouldn’t normally but these are the left wing and Labour politicians. Had these been Tories we all know these same people with the connivance of the BBC would be all over this like a pack of rabid dogs

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          • Lefties now defend the indefensible. says:

            they wouldn’t normally but these are the left wing and Labour politicians. Had these been Tories we all know these same people with the connivance of the a well know tv outlet would be all over this like a pack of rabid dogs

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          • The hard left establishment is only beginning to be exposed says:

            Bingo. They have finally worked out that there really is an enemy within. The people identified had a malign and unpleasant influence far beyond NCCL: they would turn up almost everywhere within civil society and had a major influence on the direction, strategic decision-making and employment choices in the voluntary sector, at least in London.

            They were perceived as ‘movers and shakers’ and no-one ever crossed them, even when like Henry Hodge they were organisting the flooding of the country with immigrants (he is described as a judge but he was one of the most nakedly ambitious and politically biased judges I have ever met, except perhaps Collins. Hodge lieterally took his orders from Tony Blair over dinner in Downing Street). Many copied their examples, sought to ingratiate themselves with this crowd for career advancement reasons and aped their ‘PC’ opinions and behaviours. They were an integral part of the reign of teror: people in positions you’d have expected would have opposed the tyrranny were instead its cheerleaders.

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      • 67
        Bill Quango MP says:

        I know that Sooty was whispering in Mr Corbetts ear, “stop touching me”

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    • 90
      MIKE OXHARD says:

      Good man please find the footage and ruin the bastards

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

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  24. 66
    Vladimir Putin says:

    Get out of my way!
    I won’t tell EU again.

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  25. 77
    Fun Pie Three says:

    We were just being modern, we thought it was what was best for everyone, we thought we were just modern geeks, sorry Greeks, who had child fondness, didn’t they.

    But sorry is the hardest word.

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  26. 83
    Screw the Lib-Lab-Con says:

    “The residents have announced they are going to hold a referendum on March 30 to determine the fate of the Ukrainian autonomous region”

    http://tinyurl.com/lq9mglp

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  27. 84
    Vlad All Over says:

    Phase One success. R Fed wins Scotchie.

    Phase Two success. Crimea back in the fold.

    Phase Three success. I wasn’t bothered about Bulmania and they are all going to the UK now to crap on doorsteps there anyway.

    Phase Four……… Turn the Gas Tap down again…March 2014, down more December 2014.

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  28. 94
    REd's on the March says:

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    • 98
      Anonymous says:

      Sky reporting Milliband saying that the one member one vote ” will change Labour and British politics”

      Really? So how after over 114 years can you giving your members each a single vote and catching up with everyone else have anything to do whatsoever with British politics. ( other than the fact that you just put the unions in the driving seat and they are going to be in charge come 2015)

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    • 99
      Liam Byrne says:

      I am afraid that there is not even any small change left.

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    • 100
      One Nation Miliband says:

      Why is Ed adopting Νazi slogans?

      “.. Do you now appreciate the depth of our National Socialist Movement? Can there be anything greater and more all comprehending? Those who see in National Socialism nothing more than a political movement know scarcely anything of it. It is more even than religion; it is the will to create mankind anew.” Adolf Hitler.

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      • 101
        Adolph Miliband says:

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        • 119
          Chancellor Ed says:

          Ein Volk!
          Ein Human Right!
          Ein Fuhrer!

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        • 120
          Anonymous says:

          Except the ones you killed at , Stafford the ones that dies in illegal wars and the millions you threw on the dole

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        • 127
          I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question. Mr spock says:

          There is a certain lack of logic there. If Ed is fighting for Everyone, who is he fighting against?

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          • Ed 'fliperty' Balls says:

            He’s such a wuss. I could take him down with a swift kick to the nads.
            He’s be down for a week.

            I’m just waiting for Len to give me the nod. Then its a sock full of snooker balls, whacky whacky, and the labour party will be back in safe hands.

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      • 121
        Anonymous says:

        Change the country

        You already did that and fucked it completly

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        • 146
          Vlacav Havel says:

          They changed the country but they failed to change the nature of our humanity. These people can and must be defeated.

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    • 105
      Ed Balls says:

      …For the worse.

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  29. 102
    Jack Dromey says:

    I like spotted dick in chocolate custard.

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  30. 104
    Ah! I spot a leopard says:

    Guantanamo Briton faces Syria charge Moazzam Begg
    Former UK Guantanamo Bay detainee Moazzam Begg and a 44-year-old woman are charged with Syria-related terror offences, West Midlands Police say.

    So Hopefully the £1,000,000. compo we paid him had conditions attacked?

    I won’t hold my breath.

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  31. 110
    Red star in the morning should be a warning says:

    How come the Russians refuse to allow any solution in Syria yet are into Ukaraine at the drop of a fur lined hat

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    • 115
      Corectionaldo says:

      They aren’t refusing “Any” solution in Syria. They just do not happen to agree with the EU’s. And to be honest I have yet to see any reasonable explanation why the EU and Ashton and Hague think Al Quaeda is the solution.

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      • 124
        Stalins Grandad says:

        They are never the solution but I don’t think that was the point being made

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        • 149
          Hague never says:

          Russia has a stake in the Ukraine as a whole and a direct and fairly powerful political and historic claim to protect regarding its interests in the Crimea in particular. We really should recognise that sometimes the Russians are not entirely in the wrong, even if we think their methods are foolhardy.

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          • Foolhardy? No way Hosay. says:

            There is nothing Foolhardy in what Putin is doing. The West has never been weaker with a Lame Duck president in the states and all European countries shackled to a corrupt and decadent EU.

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      • 128
        Vlad All Over says:

        DM reporting hand chopping there alive and well (!?).

        Seventh century barbarians coming to live next to the Roma and you when Ed gets in

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    • 132
      These are the people Camerron, Hague and Obama see as the solution. says:

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      • 150
        FCO never says:

        Any twat who has been advocating sending money and material to support this disgusting cause, directly or indirectly, should be sacked without a pension. Now.

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  32. 117
    Steward prescott says:

    Lardarse Prescott filling the screen on Sky spouting about what he did as deputy leader.

    Say hi to to Tracy for me and while your at it a Gin and Tonic and make it snappy

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    • 125
      Fat so says:

      Tracy’s still having spinal correction surgery after having Prescott lying on top of her for lengthy periods which resulted in her spine being crushed.

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    • 133
      Bill Quango MP says:

      He sat in an office, at the far end of Westminster, with a phone that wasn’t plugged in, an Ipad that was just a mouse mat and a laptop that was actually a briefcase with a typewriter in it.

      His civil service aides bought him old news papers, magazines and made up memo’s for him to action.

      “Wah, Bah gum! Lookee this! The Republik of IKEA wants to make me a Grand Knight of the order of the bath showroom! Wot an honour, Eh? I’ll phone the missis.. she loves this flunkery.! Hello..Hello! Still not working this phone isn’t lads.”

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    • 135
      Vlad All Over says:

      Did he mention the unfulfilled pledge card, did he pull it out, did he?

      The fat was sack. A sure plus for the con/ UKIP merger.

      Ps Dave.. Get it done or it’s a Blair life for you.

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  33. 118
    Kent Brockman says:

    I for one welcome our new Russian overlords.

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  34. 130
    Was it Ed or was it Ed? says:

    So who’s bright idea was it to shut down all our coal fired power stations, become totally dependent on Russian gas and make Windmills our prime source of energy?

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  35. 138
    J Edgar Dyson says:

    Facebook logic

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  36. 139
    Vlad All Over says:

    DM reporting hand chopping there alive and well (!?). Well the hand no longer is. Also, they chopped the wrong one off, ………..sorry is the hardest word , ask HH.

    Seventh century barbarians coming to live next to the Roma and you when Ed gets in, the West got this Sy’ria thing badly wrong, you might have thought they would have learned after other basket cases that we waded into.

    Al Q…. Proving that violence pays, ask SF.

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  37. 140
    Harriet says:

    Can I come out now?

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  38. 147
    Montgomery Burns says:

    A new war in eastern Europe? Eeexcellent!

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  39. 148
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m still available for speeches and after dinner speaking.

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  40. 154
    EU Somerset swamplands webfoot says:

    Has to be said, Harman is *the* archetype of the refuse-to-give-a-straight-answer-to-a-question evasion, full-of-p1ss-and-conceit-we-know-what’s-best-for-you, and janus-faced subterfuge socialist. Horrible piece of work and gives the Left a bad name.

    Even her own side can hardly have failed to register that (cf. David Milliband’s caught-on-camera confab with her at his marxist sibling’s ‘mistakes-were-made-and-we-wholly-dissociate-the-party-with-that-time speech).

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  41. 158
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m changing my name. Henceforth, I shall be known as Spunky Fishflaps.

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