March 1st, 2014

PIE Off the Menu at Labour Special Conference


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    dai frying says:

    the chips are down

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    dai laughing says:

    remember the pissed mathematician?

    he was pie arse squared

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    John from youknowwhere says:

    Think I’ll eat in today.

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    frank says:

    Vote Labour! Even paedophiles need something to believe in!

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    White Dee says:

    No free pie? Then what am I doing here then?

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    Simple Simon says:

    Jack gobbled all mine up….

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    Chuckus Yamunni, Lord Tristram Hunt etc says:

    What is “pie?”

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    No Balls says:

    Voter recall.
    How difficult can it be?

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Miliband needs to address the woman problem in the Trades Union leadership.

    He needs to stand up to vile male dinosaurs like McCluskey,Crow & Serwotka and tell them they must stand down in favour of women selected from an all-women shortlist.

    Or is it do as i say and not as i do for Labour’s paymasters!

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    M102 says:

    Jack and Harriet the Fred and Rose of the Labia parteh.

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    Comedy Dave says:

    “I am the crisis that will leave you homeless,
    The heart attack you have through stress,
    The reason the hospital you need is closed,
    The prescription you cannot afford,
    The food shopping you cannot buy,
    The reason you feel ashamed to be disabled,
    The reason you no longer have a job,
    I am the reason you are called a scrounger,
    I am David Cameron,
    This is the Tory Party,
    We are your crisis,
    And we don’t care who or what you are

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    Harriet says:

    Stop smearing me!

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    Enemy of the State says:

    It’s just a test.

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    Enemy of the State says:

    List of Labour Party preverts

  15. 15
    P. Shooter says:

    Little Willy Hague is McCain and Lieberman’s bitch, as was Fox-Werrity. Not only will the conservatives follow American orders, they’ll lobby for tea-partyesqe solutions

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    Ted Heath says:


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    The Missing Link says:

    Where’s 8illy?

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    C O (Ξ) says:

    Ch!na is in process of sueing U’kraine for $3bn over breach of contract re: W’heat deliveries in London:

    No pie in Ch!na.

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    was it something I said? says:

    Something about a square PIE in a round hole?

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    Dromley says:

    Chocolate Munch Please

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    Citizen Khan says:

    Euro loons claim EU has kept the peace in Europe.

    Not for much longer.

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    Greig's says:

    Special Delivery for Dromley and Harman on us.
    Adult DoNuts with extra filling: Jammy Donuts, Creamy Donuts and Chocolate Flake Donuts

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    C O (Ξ) says:

    This is mixed:

    If R-Fed P’arliament deny – as UK did with S’yria – it reaffirms R’Fed democratic credibility.

    No real need for R-Fed to make move now, as U’kraine is on a course for implosion anyway.

    But if they do approve, the geo-political ball is back in O’bama’s court.

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    Hattie Harnman says:

    Toad Hole with Bangers and Porkies. Another favourite of mine.

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    Oh My Tom says:

    Frier still not hottied up and rhe riff-raff are queuing and gossiping.

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    Fly on the wall says:

    Having just listened to 30 minutes of utter dr^vel from what ever it is that you call your Leader, how could you sit there clapping like a half trained demented seal?

    Quite amazing you had the gall to show your face today; you were merely distracting the attendees from concentrating on the speaker’s pearls of “wisdom”.

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    Fly on the wall says:

    My contribution enquiring whether or not the Chinese had paid in advance for the wheat seems to have gone the the home in the sky where Blair’s expenses reside. Odd that.

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    C O (Ξ) says:

    R-Fed has authorized P’tin to send troops into the Autonomous Republic of Crimea.

    Price of gas will also be going up with cancellation of 45% discount to U’kraine:


    This will impact European supplies if U resorts to theft for its own use.

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    Not at Home to Visitors says:

    Greenpeace co-founder Patrick Moore tells US Senate there is “no proof” humans cause climate change – Moore claims Greenpeace has taken a “sharp turn to the political left” and lost interest in science – Independent

    N.B. Patrick Moore = not the bloke who winked on the TV and talked about Uranus (who is now dead anyway)

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    Chuka stands by PIE says:

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    Pies for Ukraine innit!

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    Chuka stands by PIE says:

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    Leader and Deputy Leader Joint Statement says:

    These special measures do not apply to Labour’s Aristocratic Families.

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    It's like the 70s all over again says:

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    Kinnoch of Air Head or is it Hair Head says:

    We are not like the tories who never help their off spring into a safe seat.

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    He's no one's Füle says:

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    Harriet says:

    I love talking noncesense.

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    Ralph Miliband says:

    Me and my boys never got anywhere without help from friends and family.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    When I googled “Pie” a moment ago, the predictive search engine threw up a long list headed “Piers Morgan”– try it!

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Well at least the nazis won’t be able to gas the j’ews a second time :-)

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    Štefan Füle says:


    I am Commissioner responsible for the enlargement of the EU and for the policy towards our neighbours. This account is serviced by me and my team.

    Brussels, European Commission ·…

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    NSA Listening post GB.00236.MenwithHill says:

    We noticed.

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    Hillary Benn says:

    I can trace back my family over four generations. I should be leader.

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    Beware of Eurocrats bearing gifts says:

    Now call me naïve but wouldn’t the Eurocrat responsible for enlarging the EU be looking at Ukraine for one reason only?

    If Putin has any sense then he would not trust this Füle any further than he can throw him

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    C O (Ξ) says:

    Territorial integrity and independence of U’kraine is being respected.

    R-Fed are legitimately present in the Autonomous Republic of Crimea.

    EU needs to be very careful with its rhetoric. :-)

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    C O (Ξ) says:

    U’kraine is done. They should be more concerned about T’urkey, and perhaps G’reece…

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    GCHQ says:

    It’s about time you changed your underpants. Oh and comb your hair.

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    NE Frontiersman says:

    One can see why Tom Sharpe retired; satirical imagination simply cannot keep up with reality.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Now here’s a thing.
    Halford’s the former cycle shop, now auto-accessory emporium ran a TV ad that clearly contains innuendo. Some people interpreted this innuendo as pederastic in nature and complained to the Advertising Standards Authority. The ASA has given the ad. the all-clear. Guess who chairs the adjudication committee that decided that the ad was “innocuous”? No other than our old pal, HIV positive, enthusiastic rambler on Hampstead Heath, “Lordy” Chris Smith of the parish of Runny Bottom. He fits in his ASA job when not planning the drowning of Somerset badgers.

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    Dromley says:

    Look meat balls are on the menu.

    Pudding spotted dick.

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    Mark says:

    The EU lecturing on respecting Sovereignty? That’s Rich.

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    Miliband favourite son of Ralph Miliband says:

    I want these conference over before Shrove Tuesday. The press will give us a battering.

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    Dromley says:

    I can’t toss a pancake.

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    Alc E says:

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    EU to me says:

    I have a new narrative for the EU dictatorship, most Brits don’t give a toss about the EU, they want their lives back away from the rules and regulations you are imposing, by the way if the EU takes Europe into another war, don’t ask us to help, as all you will get is a two finger salute.

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    Is there a photo he is not in? says:

    This guy must be the most vain twat in Westminster. I feel sorry for any female admirers, it’s clear he only loves himself.

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    C O (Ξ) says:

    Here is full text of request made to R-Fed Parliament:

    Details important viz intl law, as per statement from R-UN Rep that R-Fed is acting within intl law.

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    Snotty Harriet says:

    you like a good dirty mixer.

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    .....ZZZZZ says:

    A new narrative for Europe: Learn Russian

  63. 63
    C.O.Jones says:

    Says the man whose party tripled my council tax while at the same time reducing services.

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    More Comedy Dave says:

    And we are a member of that unelected political ideology that is the European Union.

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    Anonymous says:

    Red Hot Dutch Pancake

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    EU to me says:

    Didn’t think the EU knew what sovereignty meant, they have walked over 20 odd countries with the help of bought and paid for politicians, maybe Russ ia will politely inform them what sovereignty is about.

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    Vince Cable says:

    He takes after me

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    Comedy Milliband says:

    And we are exactly the same as above,
    but with subtle rose tint so you won’t recognise the same iron clad EU glove.

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    Comedy Clegg says:

    And we are exactly the same as above,
    But with a subtle yellow tint so you won’t recognise the same iron clad EU glove.

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    gardenped says:

    I believe that Halfords are a well known long established exhaust specialist – much admired by Cameron, Dromey, Mandelson and PIE eaters everywhere.

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    premptive artistic statement says:

    EUghh !!

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    Anonymous says:

    “Stop smearing me”…

    I thought we had your consent ?

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Typo surely he meant “when Liebore win in 2115″

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    nmj says:

    I presume he believes in the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy as well.

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    David Irving says:

    I’m saying nothin’.

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    Anonymous says:

    A politician’s promise is a tiny and ephemeral thing, like a mayfly, if mayflies were imaginary, or like the infinitesimals in calculus. It is a thing on the very threshold of non-existence.

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Hattie always says “Suffer little children” :)

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    C O (ν) says:

    Meanwhile, in the socialist utopia aka Venezuela…



    M’aduro’s policy of extra holiday is not helping at a time when the country needs to increase it’s productivity.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    To CO(whatever) two subjects covered in one here (1 the EU R-fed issue and 2 the pie issue) at those who would deceive us.

    “It’s OK” … to disregard facts

    But sooner or later – those facts are going to bite the bastards who ignore them on the bum. [pun intended]

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    Lord Raglan says:

    The last time Russia annexed the Crimea it caused no end of trouble.

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Seems if Russian does not withdraw from Ukraine, Willian Hague is is heading there to tell ‘em what’s what!

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Pies getting in my head I think, above should read ‘Russia’ and no double ‘is’….

    Seems we are obliged to defend Ukrainian borders…

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    lard John Prezza says:

    Eh oop! Lizzen ta this.

    Ah went round to Gordon’s house an I seen him sittin’ on his sofa. In the noddy! not a stitch on! Naked as an ugly baby except for a bow tie.
    When i asked him why he said

    “Nobody calls me anymore. I’m completely forgotten about. No point in getting dressed.”

    So i asks him, why are you wearing a bow tie?

    An ee says “if they call me about the Crimean situation, I want to be ready.”

    the big daft brush!

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    C O (Ξ) says:


    Check issue I raised earlier thread re: R-Fed Tricolor on BTR-80’s and which news agencies put out doctored images.

    Check also point raised re: Carnation vs. tank claim – CNN. (Tank is offensive, artillery defensive in configuration deployed)

    Also check on social media who is goading O’bama, and also who affected most by US def cuts. Not ‘The People’

    It fits your narrative, and I think that precise narrative will be dealt with in due course.

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    Ed Moribund says:

    Broadsword calling Danny Boyle! Broadsword calling Danny Boyle!

    Fancy doing another NHS special dancey show at Wembley for when I become PM?

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    Lord Cardigan says:

    I hate you Raglan

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    Anonymous says:

    I think quite a few women would rather he loved himself anyway.

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    Scallywag says:

    Like a drug addict, they seek supply.

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Thank f8ck for that, we have already had too many of second rate political leaders thinking they are world leaders, wanting to drag us into wars.

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    Anonymous says:

    I just googled “pie”. The dish is not the top result anymore.

    I recommend this lot change their domain name:

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    Top Trumps says:

    Harman and her lefty cohorts turned a blind eye to the PIE for fear of upsetting a minority group.
    This is not just a policy from the crazy days of the 70’s where ‘lessons have been learned’.
    They are still at it now except it isn’t the PIE and it’s homosexual members they don’t want to offend it’s Muslims.(See Rochdale etc for details)
    I sometimes think that left wingers carry around a packet of ‘Top Trump’ playing cards as a guide to which social group or minority trumps the other.
    The bottom of the pack just above lab rats is where you will probably find British Children.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Too true, it has been going on for years. Not that long ago a Union Jack was equated with racism. We had to be told by Gordon that it was ok to use.

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    C O (Ξ) says:

    Would be better if we were not mislead on this matter.

    If R-Fed move beyond Crimea into U – eg. look to capture Kharkov – then things change, but more UN / CSCE related.

    What people should not be naive to is that P’tin will be content to stop at Crimea. Probability of onward push into U is v. high.

    Thankfully U is not NATO so no Article-5 response if that happens – off to the UN.

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    Harriet's Pies says:

    We got flour and we got water
    We got a nice meat filling
    We got all the things to make a nice pie
    But we ain’t got no apology

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    Only chavs shop at Tesco says:

    What chance does a boy named Hilary have? If my parents had called me Hilary I’d have smacked them in their faces with a wet codfish.

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    NCCL sats Test says:

    Pie Charts

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    Only chavs shop at Tesco says:

    Brilliant! Oh, and piss off, Harriet, and take your drone of a husband with you.

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    green pixie says:

    British children certainly below badgers, urban foxes and bunnie-wunnies

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    Constipated Mathematician says:

    I worked it out with the end of my pencil.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    You only have to look at spend per student in state schools. Some Labour areas receive twice as much per student as other non Labour areas.

    And you now what, they still fall below the national average expected of schools.

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    Guy News Room says:

    BREAKING: Owen Jones approves Putin’s use of force in Ukraine, defeating alternative measure to send Parliament to Siberia.

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    The United States of America, the Russian Federation, and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, reaffirm their commitment to Ukraine, in accordance with the principles of the CSCE Final Act, to respect the Independence and Sovereignty and the existing borders of Ukraine.

    The United States of America, the Russian Federation, and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, reaffirm their obligation to refrain from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of Ukraine, and that none of their weapons will ever be used against Ukraine except in self-defense or otherwise in accordance with the Charter of the United Nations.

    The United States of America, the Russian Federation, and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, reaffirm their commitment to Ukraine, in accordance with the principles of the CSCE Final Act, to refrain from economic coercion designed to subordinate to their own interest the exercise by Ukraine of the rights inherent in its sovereignty and thus to secure advantages of any kind.

    The United States of America, the Russian Federation, and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, reaffirm their commitment to seek immediate United Nations Security Council action to provide assistance to Ukraine, as a non-nuclear-weapon State Party to the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons, if Ukraine should become a victim of an act of aggression or an object of a threat of aggression in which nuclear weapons are used.

    The United States of America, the Russian Federation, and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, reaffirm, in the case of the Ukraine, their commitment not to use nuclear weapons against any non-nuclear-weapon State Party to the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons, except in the case of an attack on themselves, their territories or dependent territories, their armed forces, or their allies, by such a state in association or alliance with a nuclear weapon state.

    The United States of America, the Russian Federation, and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland will consult in the event a situation arises which raises a question concerning these commitments.

    [budapest memorandum 1994]

    Over to you spoonface.

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    Vlad, busy says:

    Very politely and very firmly

    But you must control your neocon zi’loons also, please

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    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    As people topple their government in the Ukraine. Protestors in the UK plan to topple Waitrose, for giving away free coffee.

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    Kim Jung-on says:

    I am really looking forward to being able to pay my sincere respects to the Benn Dynasty.

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    Pong says:

    What smells?

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    UN Observer says:

    Plus 1000

    These political pygmies are creating very dangerous situation

    Firstly supporting neo fascists and torching of police

    Now 4 neo fascist MINISTERS in the new U “government”

    Including Minister of the Interior

    Attacks by terrorists on govrrnment buildings in Crimea and Eartern U today..repulsed by self defence militia

    The Nuland /Sikosky (his wife Applebaum is US citizen and neocon)/Fabius led putsch has endangered the world

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    General Von Rompouy from the eatern front says:

    Operation Barbarossa II has ground to a halt in the Ukraine :Stop:

    Require Europhile reinforcements :stop:

    Bring Jimmy to peel spuds :Stop:

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    Food Banks give away Free Food says:

    The Labour party has accused Waitrose of stealing trade from small high street shops by giving a million free coffees and newspapers to its customers every week.

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    The Pope says:

    Thanks for posting that. This is a national scandal.

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    Spoonface says:


    Noone told me about this…

    Tony Blair told me we should support the putsch in Ukraine…Blair is paid by Pinchuk and the criminal Oligarchs to protect their interests…

    What have we got ourselves into?

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    Propagandists Watch says:

    Neither artists nor thinkers. Just twats and shills.

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    Propagandists Watch says:

    You and whose army?

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    How low can the left place Children? says:

    And way below shale rocks.

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    Historian says:

    This group would be suitable as the board of governors of some deprived primary school

    Not to run Britain…

    God help us…

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    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

    Ed Balls

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    Tell it like it is. says:

    It would appear to my good straight self, that a lot (not all Gayers) are fully taken up with being “Gay” (see Graham Norton)

    They are professionally Jesse.

    It shouldnt come as a surprise then when they spend every waking hour trying to forward the gay agenda. The PIE lot were just pushing it to see how far they could go, whilst the man in the stret thought about football and strippers.

    Id imagine the husband of one of those getting plenty of press coverage has been 100% screaming all his life. His being a marriage of convienience

    Minorities are minorities because they are outside the norm. The Norm should be where its at.

    Hindsight is indeed a wonderful thing but the PIE members should have been napalmed.

    Here endeth the sermon

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    Normal Guy says:

    Just don’t buy anything from them. I don’t. If you live in East London, you can go to Clarkins, a far superior auto parts business where the non-perverted staff really do know their stuff.

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    Mud Pie says:

    You are obviously not up to speed with current affairs Historian. Harriet Harman would not pass the CRB checks for school governor.

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    Everyone in Chingford says:

    Says a man whose Labour run borough of Waltham Forest is already ineptly and corruptly run by morons, ideologues, chancers and common purpose graduates.

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    Europhile says:

    I love the EU flag but I wouldn’t die for it send in someone else’s kids into the fight and tell them it’s the Union Jack they are defending.

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    Historian says:

    I stand corrected

    Could they be the board of governors of anything, then?

    Not even of my local swimming pool?

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    Micheal Crick says:

    There are more old white bastards than at a UKIP conference.

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    Tolstoy says:

    When I was a student the Left and their liberal allies used to bang on and on about ‘no platform’ for all sorts of people they disagreed with (some of whom were fairly unpleasant, to be fair, but not usually actually advocating criminality).

    And yet they are happy sharing a platform with this horrible woman. It’s odd, where the priorities lie.

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    Dr Frankenfreud says:

    No-one in their right minds would fight for the ‘EU’.

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    C O (Ξ) says:

    L’ithuania has invoked Article-4:

    T’urkey did similar during the !raq war and NATO responded by strengthening border security.

    L’ithuania does not share a border with either R-Fed or U.

    L’ithuania / P’oland were the main protagonists voicing support for the anti-R protesters in K’iev.

    Article-4 will prompt consultations on U.

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    Abuse says:

    How sick. Loving the EU flag.

    Love Europe by all means, it’s a great place. But the undemocratic, corrupt EU how can anyone love that?

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    David 'I am allergic to angry bears' Cameron says:

    Gay marriage, anyone ?

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    B1lly Hague says:

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    B1lly Hague says:

    By oppose, does he mean with soldiers and airmen and sailors?

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    Dynamic Dave says:

    Meanwhile, I have telephoned Vladimir and told him to back off Ukraine, otherwise I will be sending a crack team of NHS staff to Crimea immediately.

    He said I should fuck off, otherwise he will turn the gas off.

    Problems. Problems.

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    Florence Nightingale says:

    The Crimean war. I remember it well.

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    Jack says:

    Stay out of Ukraine you dumb neocon

    You organised the putsch

    You intefered in Ukraine, illegally,

    Stop interfering and blaming others for your own criminalty

    You are supporting neo nazis FFS

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    The British light cavalry says:

    I notice those Russian soldiers were wearing Balaclavas yesterday. Ominous.

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    C O (Ξ) says:

    This would put US and R-Fed into a de-facto state of war:

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    Crimea says:

    Where Florence Nightingale crafted her trade

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    Test says:


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    Test says:


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    C O (Ξ) says:

    What is Russ!an for ‘bothered’ ?

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    Result says:

    Why is N1ght1ng@le verboten?

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    C O (Ξ) says:

    You would also have noticed they wore nothing identifying them as R Soldiers also. More ominous.

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    The British light cavalry says:

    Battle of Balaclava.

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    Twampersand mk III says:

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    Reich kommissar Ashton says:

    Why would the Russian want to waste time talking to the oily rag when the real UK foreign secretary is Cathy Ashton, she is the big cheese and she calls the shots now.

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    Twampersand mk III says:

    Feck. How do you post a pic in the comments?

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Not as much as Starbucks has stolen from the British people. I wonder why they are not having a go at the nasty multinational company and instead are attacking what is basically a workers cooperative.

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    \_(")_/ says:

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    Winston Churchill says:

    Don’t worry about it. We went to war over Poland and then handed it to the Russians with just a shrug. Can’t win ‘em all.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Certainly not, too much chance of a few dodgy kiddie pictures.

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    was it something I said? says:

    That gurning imbecile, bottom right, looks suspiciously like Peter Griffin.

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    \_(")_/ says:

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    Labour says:


  154. 154
    The Labour Party says:

    We estimate there are as many as 20,000 votes in creating policies that appeal to men that want to have anal sex with babies

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    Russian Ambassador says:

    Fuck off Hague. You are a jumped up little cnut in a poxy little island that has been bank-rupted by your LibLabConner Governments.

    Vladimir and I don’t give a shit what you and Tosser Dave think.

    The Ukraine is nothing to do with the you and the U.K.

    Just piss off.

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    \_(")_/ says:

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    Poor Bloody Infantry says:

    What the fuck are these balaclavas that the MoD have supplied to us? They’ve got no fucking holes in them — must be meant for Dave and his gay mates BDSM sessions.

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    was it something I said? says:

    Sounds like a job for Baroness Ashton.

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    Peacemaker says:

    Hague is becoming a War Criminal like Blair

    UK and US neocon intervention in Ukraine has been and is MADNESS

    Just like Iraq, Suria and all the rest


    The US and UK are creating a neo-fascist state

    Don”t say that you were not informed

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    was it something I said? says:

    Isn’t that what the Russian Minister said to David Miliband?

    Still applies.

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    Jack says:

    Ukraine does not have a legitimate government

    The current “government” appointed by a putsch/coup…

    Does Britain support illegal governments now?

    Hague is a brazen liar

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    Chinese Whisper says:

    Send three and fourpence, we are going to a dance.

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    was it something I said? says:

    Time for some winding in of necks from Hague and the EU.

    And that jackass Obama.

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    How can Hague recognise a violent coop of an elected government? says:


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    Blowing Whistles says:

    We the fucking public are watching you the NSA and GCHQ – “WHAT YOU LOT GONNA DO ABOUT IT?” – FUCKING DIRTY BASTARDS ALL OF YOU – and by the fucking way – you are all ‘out numbered’ you Govern.mental idiots.

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    Let’s support the government who've stabbed us in the back for 70 years says:

    Just shut the fcuk up you bald headed little twerp.

    If you westminster w@nkers thought you had a hard time trying to sell your Syrian debacle to Joe Public, just you try and sell your latest globalist shi!t stirring venture in the Ukraine.

  167. 167
    David Cameron says:


  168. 168
    LibLabConner Moderator says:

    Because she went to the Crimea without the approval of the NHS Management and a full PC risk assessment

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    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    I hope everyone isn’t too mashed up and hungover for some robust right wing political blogging tonight.

  171. 171

    So that’s all right then???

  172. 172
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The trouble for Applebaum the neo-con is that she let many ‘cats out of the bag’ in her gulag book – that’s why i have been asking people to read it.

  173. 173
    Dave the Perverts Minister says:

    I got a lot of stick for not including Bumsex Marriage in the 2010 conservative Manifesto. For the 2015 one, I’m going to put in legalising anal sex with toddlers.

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    For many of us the Waitrose deal is a godsend in that there is now no need to patronise enricher owned shops in order to buy a newspaper!

  175. 175
    Tom from Burnham on Sea says:

    The little Irish guy in charge of British Airways has been mentioning Visas to the UK from Asia are in a complete mess.

    Is this the next train crash for David Cameron ?

    Last year there was no need to dredge the River Parrett and now it is top of his “to do” list.

    There is something about the guy I just don’t like.

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    Charles De Conc says:

    Saved us though.

    But we still hate you for it.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    There are as many dirty filthy child abusing politicians on the right as there are on the left – elm guest house is a key piece in the jig-saw that brings them ‘all down’ – and with that the rank and file dirty coppers, city ceo’s, lawyers and judges also fall. Behind them all are some very high up in the echelons royals and their dark suited men. Their ‘fairy tale’ is – fucking exposed and over.

  178. 178
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Thank Christ there are no kiddie fondlers on the Tory Party !

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    rhubarb crumble says:

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    Bob says:

    Hague supporting neo nazis now in Ukraine

    After supporting the Jihadis in Syria


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    Podiceps says:

    You can’t. YouTube clips embed themselves simply by giving the URL, but nothing else works. If you give the plain URL of the picture it will be blue and clickable, unless the URL offends some weird secret filter in the modbot’s cave, in which case your comment will simply vanish.

    Probably this is just as well, or people would be putting their holiday snaps up here.

  182. 182
    Labour activists says:

    Fing is roight..fing youse as to remember roight, is we is basically, roight, a bit fick.

  183. 183
    Drop a daisy cutter on David Cameron says:

    I’ve spent all day searching for a U2 CD… …but I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.

  184. 184
    Stuart Hall says:

    I quite like young girls myself but frankly I prefer them a good few years older then ten.

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    Anonymous says:

    Dear, oh dear.

    If Putin had info on all the filth these libabcon perverts had been up to, things could get very interesting very quickly.

    Wonder if British establishment will attempt to silence RT in the UK if things start to hot up.

    Let’s hope we are approaching the end times…..for all the 5th columnists, friends of another country, NWO types and globalists that have infiltrated our governments.

  186. 186
    Ed "Peter"Balls says:

    Have you heard! The bird is the word!

  187. 187
    Hugh Janus says:

    The DT describes him today as “a rising star”. Shit a brick, we are truly doomed if that is so.

  188. 188
    Bob says:

    William Hague’s neo nazi friends in central Ukraine

    Has the UK Government gone mad?

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    Bristol is sinking says:

    I believe having read the Daily Mail Mr and Mrs Harman, two leading Socialists and honorable Members of Parliament, quite like the idea of having sex with girls as young as ten.

    They may deny the allegations but quite frankly where the claims differ I prefer the the version of the Daily Mail.

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    Obama says:

    We will take action over the Russian actions – I will send in our shock troops; a few gay marriages and some shite about global warming will soon teach these bastards a lesson.

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    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    The video is truly disgusting.

    We most certainly do not want people like that in the EU.

    Mr Cameron should be saying loudly and clearly there is no way he will let Ukraine into the Community.

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    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I am most impressed by the way the security forces dealt with this naked thuggery and aggression under extreme provocation and abuse.

    It reminded me very much of the student riots in London a few years ago which of course led to the Conservative HQ being ransacked.

    Compare the performance of the security forces in Ukraine and you will realize how poorly the public in London were served by the Police

  193. 193
    indefinite leave to remain in the UK says:

    EU TROLL ALERT ON DM THREAD….Anyone else notice the conspicuous green thumbs up of clearly anti UKIP comments?

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    C O (π) says:

    Check out HH’s old friend, G’eoffrey P’rime:

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    BBC News says:

    No, we won’t be making any reference to this. These people are our own and we will protect them, just like we did Savile.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Waitrose is , of course, a part of what is in essence a worker’s co-operative. Devoid of Lefty bawl-ox, it is a very successful one. Looking at the Co-op and looking back at the nationalised industries of the past, one has to wonder why the Labour Party didn’t think of the format.

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    Elsie Hargreaves 5 Railway Terrace Dewsbury says:

    I think we should simply stop buying any more gas from the Ukraine.

    People like that are best avoided.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Yes, ditto. And I thought the Limp Dumbs were the ones with overactive genitalia. This lot put even them well in the shade.

    ‘Scandal’ doesn’t even get anywhere near it.

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    whippet says:

    Does anyone know anything about paid Russian trolls?

  200. 200
    Del Boy says:

    There is plenty of money to be made in education I hear.

  201. 201
    John Bellingham says:

    Product placement.

  202. 202
    Sheikh Basha Banka says:

    Leave William Hague alone with this and he could just start a war.

    Does anyone know the full exposure of UK Banks in the Ukraine?

  203. 203
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    With the wee wifey away, I suddenly fancied a Sloppy Giuseppe and 30 minutes later I was totally satisfied.

    Later, I had a take-away pizza.

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    Ironside says:

    It must be put in context.
    The Russians were infiltrating every part of our lives at this time, trying to get a left-wing/ socialist takeover.
    Alexander Sheylepin – look him up. He controlled our Unions back then if you didn’t know. Durrrr…. and the design was to foment industrial strife in the UK so the government would fall. They achieved it with Heath.
    Meanwhile, they wanted to cause ‘family disintegration’ as a means for ‘control’. Oh Look, who did they have as useful idiots ? Why YES, the NCCL, with their sympathy for paedophiles. Inverted values, turn them upside down, ‘soften up’ the country so a socialist gets his hands on the levers power.
    These vile people like Harman and her horrible crew were accomplices to our enemies in the 1970’s, all of them were investigated by MI5, and rightly so.
    They push their vile creed today, the dogma of ‘the oppressed’, check out how many Labour Councillors have been convicted and jailed for paedo-style offences.
    Harman is a disgrace to this country, she is a very very horrible individual, devoted to promoting the concept of ‘oppressed’ individuals – like Paedophiles.

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    So we have sent in the clowns?

  206. 206
    John Bellingham says:

    Florence ran a hospital like a WW2 German internment camp.
    Mary Seacole ran a brothel for the troops.
    Who said immigration was all bad?

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    But she did use handwash.

  208. 208
    broderick crawford says:


    You re so vain (chukka)

    i bet you think this song is about you

    You re so vaaaaayynnn !!

  209. 209
    General (little)Willie Fag-Hag says:

    Time for strong men to step forward. I have reread all Winston`s work this last week and the time for prevarication, delay and blogging is over.

    So tis with a heavy heart that I announce that this sceptred isle will henceforth and from now on, henceforth be… er. ..tweeting comments about U.

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    Podiceps says:

    Has the Honest Sausage been closed too?

  211. 211
    General (little)Willie Fag-Hag says:

    David,…..tis Willie here, no not that one on the Heath, you need to tell me how much we can spend on the U war effort, how will we get tanks over`t north sea, why not get Gideon to do a special war tax next week, like income tax we could keep it later on.

    Brilliant, eh eh?

  212. 212
    Ironside says:

    Well if he has been prosecuted for a ‘conspiracy to corrupt public morals’ Harman should surely be similarly prosecuted as well as her mate Hewitt, what a disgusting pair. Please include Marxist Jack Dromey as well whilst you are at it.

    Yeah right, not very likely, eh ?

  213. 213
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    I’ve got the Zep’s Custard Pie running ’round my head, now.

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    LibLabCon central poliburo, attention, attention says:

    We shall have to make immediate arrangements for up to 54 million Ucrane refugees, they have every right to join their cousins from Bulmania and the UK is a natural fit.

    All housing waiting lists are hereby commandeered as from 7.00pm.

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    A man of cloth near Berkeley Square (maybe) says:

    Keep the bloody noise down !

  217. 217
    C.O.Jones says:

    Will Mr van Rumpey unleash the forces of hell on the Russians or will he keep the 1st Luxembourg Seals in reserve?

  218. 218
    Pat Hewitt says:

    Time for bed.

  219. 219
    C O (Ξ) says:

    Very good piece pointing out that certain far left / right MSM sources have been acting in agitprop role for M’oscow / K’iev viz reporting of U’kraine protests, and analyzes propaganda:

    Publications Specifically:

    L’yndon L’aRouche’s Executive Intelligence Review
    R’on P’aul’s newsletter
    The N’ation
    The G’uardian

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    Anon. says:

    Jack Dromey defends his behaviour from Labour conference.

  221. 221
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    A slice of pie for supper first.

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    M103 says:

    Do you think Putin would help us to get rid of the Tories?
    And if he bombed the Somerset Levels, would that create some big holes for the water to drain into?

  223. 223
    trapp says:

    You forget the Austrian Navy!!!!

  224. 224
    Anonymous says:

    Wonder why Harman and Dromney have not threatened to sue!!!!

  225. 225
    brown-dog says:

    Match Of The Day panel is ‘too white’ and needs to become more diverse, BBC says

    Note who at the BBC is saying this. We are really being played for fools by this tribe.

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    EU Watch 2 says:

    G’reece should just exit the Euro and EU take a bath:

    In other developments, M’alaria has returned to G’reece as a result of the damage that has been done to public health system:


    Nothing to do with climate change.

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    Black Brixton bar owner blames late-night violence that is blighting nightclub industry on black people

    “The author of the post, who warned it was a ‘controversial’ message, said: ‘The absolute majority of people who have disrupted theses venues are black men and increasingly some black women.

    ‘There, I said it. It is true, I have witnessed it and there is both anecdotal and empirical evidence that what I say is true.
    ‘I know some will say that it is a “minority” doing the damage but I disagree.”


    Two men found dead inside car in North London as police launch murder investigation


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    EU Watch 2 says:

    Further protests in S’pain despite law banning:

    One should note the news agency giving this coverage.

    RUPTLY is a division of RT based in W-G’ermany.

  229. 229
    NE Frontiersman says:

    121: You forgot thieves.‎
    Former Labour councillor jailed for 12 months for £100k charity fraud

    The ‘former’ is rich: he wasn’t ‘former’ while he was thieving

  230. 230
    Ah! there's never a copper when you need one says:

    Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew has apologised for headbutting Hull City midfielder David Meyler.


  231. 231
    frank says:

    Love Paedos
    Vote Labour

  232. 232
    Anonymous says:

    A black man and an asian looking woman are currently fronting the BBC’s sports desk on the BBC News 24 channel.

  233. 233
    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:


  234. 234
    Chelsea Blues says:

    Fulham are now managed by Mr Magoo !

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    It seems that the Spanish mobs are as economically ignorant as our own ,it was their own stupid government that got them into the Euro ,now they are surprised when there is no more money .

  236. 236
    Ed Moribund says:

    ed Miliband hails historic change to relationship with the unions.

    “Can somebody change?
    It’s possible.
    Maybe it’s strange…
    But it’s possible.

    All my dearest companions and treasures —
    I’ve left ‘em behind…
    I’ll turn a leaf over, and who can tell what I may find?”

  237. 237
    MPs deleting embarrasing wiki entries from Parliament-Studies teacher says:

  238. 238
    O'bummer says:

    Things are getting serious and I need to say something. Has anybody seen my autocue? I expect it to ready for action and loaded with a full ‘speech cartridge’ when I get back from my jog around the White House in my office tie and work shoes.

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    Screw the LibLabCon says:

    Good point!

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    Anonymous says:

    so cameron has fucked us off for years about a referendum on the eu but here he is backing the eu regarding ukraine. but what else would you expect from someone who is involved in the common purpose cult…

  241. 241
    Screw the LibLabCon says:

    So the LibLabConners have been supporting these anti-democratic scum?

  242. 242
    Diane Abbottopotamus says:

    There is only one word to describe the above post, and it begins with ‘W’.

  243. 243
    Screw the LibLabCon says:

    Cameron is a cυnt.

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    Anonymous says:

    Is that good or bad?

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    Anonymous says:

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    It is obviously genetic, the schools in labour area will be full of benefit brats who’s moronic unemployable chav parents are in the habit of voting labour, so it would be unrealistic to expect their foul, unwashed, stupid offspring to be any different !

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    How useful for Merkel that the neo Naz1’s are back in charge in the Ukraine. She must be so upset at that?

  248. 248
    C O (Ξ) says:

    You forgot ‘hypocritical':

    Anyone recall Syr!a ?

  249. 249
    Sharia law says:

    Cut his hand off

  250. 250
    Piers Morgan says:

    This clown(Owen Jones) apparently going to mock MY career in the Sunday Times tomorrow… >

  251. 251
    Anonymous says:

    Who the fuck would want to live in East London? Fascinating where you buy your cycle clips but some of us need a professional supplier in civilised areas,

  252. 252
    Anonymous says:

    if you are a mp and get caught pilfering money from the public you’ll get 3 months, if however you are young chav caught nicking a pair of trainers in the midst of a riot you’ll get 4 years.

    and talking of riots remember the sony distribution warehouse getting torched in enfield? the fuckers who were using matches that night were special branch… and i can prove that conclusively. they did it to protect eton. the ironic thing is eton was never in danger, it was part of a psy-op. so if you were one of the multitude of small record labels involved with the independent distributor pias, you should fire (no pun intnded) a foi request to met plod asking them for location details regarding special branch on the night of the 8th of august 2011.

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    cornwall storms says:

    He’s looking remarkably fat. Is that good living off the back of we taxpayers?!

  254. 254
    cornwall storms says:

    owenjones mocking piers morgan?

    Well that’ll be it takes one to know one won’t it!!!

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    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Apparently there are more germs on a door handle than on a toilet seat. From now on I’m opening the door with my arsehole.

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    cornwall storms says:

    Dear Yvonne you miss the point – the EU are welcome to them – we are sorry they are so uncivilised, undemocratic and violent but we don’t wish to be part of the sort of EU that is encouraging them to become a member and No I am not a supporter of UKIP or labour or any other extremist leftwing party.

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    cornwall storms says:

    I think the EU, the USA and Britain should ask Russia to withdraw their embassies back to moscow. They are obviously not interested in democratic right of people to determine their own fate.

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    Does my bomb look big in this says:

    Hope they don’t invade the Bikini Atoll.

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    Ducky-Smith says:

    Looks more like me

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    cornwall storms says:

    If AC supports moazzem does not that make him an accessory? AC was also associated in the apparent brainwashing of ade bol ajo and ade bow ale. What’s being done about AC?

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    EU Watch 2 says:

    Car bomb in Cyprus targeting ref of upcoming US / U’kraine friendly match yesterday:

  262. 262
    Fog on the Tyne says:

    Breaking ……..William Hague asks Alan Pardew to conduct diplomatic talks with Sergei Lavrov.

  263. 263
    cornwall storms says:

    Are you saying militwit said something useful in the last few days? Most of us never heard it!

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    Fishy says:

    Has Putin’s man in the UK Parliament had anything to thay about the Ukraine cwithith?

  265. 265
    Wot a waste says:

    LOL. FFS why are you pissed out of your skull at 8 O’clock on a Saturday night.

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    Moddy botted again says:

    Has Putin’s man in the UK Parliament had anything to thay about the Ukraine cwithith yet?

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    Chuka? says:

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    preemptive artistic statement says:

    when the going gets tough the tough get jogging

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    Chuka? says:

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    Britain must say NO says:

    Ukraine asking the EU for military help.

    Well it was bound to happen after the way the EU whore kept showing the Ukraine fascists a lot of leg. I trust William Hague will refuse any British troops.

  271. 271
    C.O.Jones says:

    And two days ago, this

    “The BBC drama controller, who is himself gay, said he was “really worried” that there are not many gay characters on television”

    Are the BBC discriminating against heterosexual white males? We certainly know that their ranks are disproportionately filled with white gay males.

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    Britain must say NO says:

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    was it something I said? says:

    The Ukraine has just had a coup.

    We should be politely excusing ourselves from taking sides on this one.

  274. 274
    Mr Quelch says:

    I think I’ll go for a s**t. I am now therefore a thinker. Can I have some money please?

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    Britain must say NO says:

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    I think EU, the USA and Britain should STF up says:

    So when are we going to get our democratic right to determine our own fate?

    Were native Britons asked if we wanted to become a despised minority in a balkanised multiethnic state?

  277. 277
    Jack says:

    The right of neocon backed hooligans to overthrow a properly elected Ukrainian Parliament and President? Recognised by the West…

    And to replace them with neo nazi thugs?

    Or perhaps you are blind to the facts

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    And Did Europe listen? says:

  279. 279
    Wet Fart says:

    And Windmills don’t make gas.

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    ?Miband special conference says:

    Have Labour come out to announce their special relationship with the voters?

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    Anonymous says:

    Yep, just like the KLA vermin in Kosovo, and the murderous Islamo rabble in Syria.

    Subversion of independent states by the same rootless, criminal oligarchs running the west into the ground.

    The biggest enemy we in the west face are our own corrupt and compromised governments.

  282. 282
    BBC there to help says:

    Things are moving on and growing up fast. Time is in short supply for a courtship. We will relate when something that is not short lived emerges.

  283. 283
    Derry Cocksporn says:


  284. 284
    Socialism's Reward says:

    We shall send them our booklet on bum sex marriage,
    that should hold the blighters back.

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    Nowt but Bloody Trouble says:

    At least 28 dead and 113 injured after gang of knife-wielding men attack a train station in China

    Horrible, why? Then I read on down the page and finally the author started using the Muslim word, then again and again. Seems that China is plagued by them too.

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    A whole political class just needs to go says:

    But you don’t mind us being hopelessly dependant on middle eastern oil.

    Perhaps if you establishment twats hadn’t stirred up trouble in the first place, we wouldn’t be in this potential mess.

  287. 287

    Flat Earthers protest against Apple’s environmental policies by buying shares in Apple

  288. 288
    bvcdvxbcv says:

    I think you will find that they do mind. Do mind very much indeed. So very much do they mind that dependence on middle East oil has galvanised the establishment all over the world for a hundred years and more and caused a whole raft of wars.

  289. 289
    haddock says:

    the BBC, of course, will term them “Islamists” , Christians or Budhists who kill people are called Christians and Budhists, Muslims are never called Muslims… unless they are victims

  290. 290
    Coming to a western country says:

    Watch how the BBC will try and spin this, or just outright lie.

  291. 291
    Ed "Chancer"Balls says:

    He said he was ending the unions power over his party. Then the unions held out a wallet stuffed with cash and Miliband said he was “”reviewing .. The situation.”

  292. 292
    Expat Geordie says:

    Waitrose (my favourite shop) and John Lewis are the most expensive shops on the high street (excluding specialist shops, etc.) yet are consistently among the most profitable. They are worker owned and really do care about their employees. I recently spoke to one of the warehouse staff at their Christchurch store and he told me that he had just come back from a career break – a six month break on half pay, or it could have been three months on full pay if he wished – which he got automatically after completing ten years service.

    Now if Labour could copy the Waitrose/John Lewis model then I could see Labour being in power for ever. Fortunately they are too stupid to do that. In fact some northern friends of mine who visited me recently called Waitrose “that posh shop”. Stupid bastards.

  293. 293
    cheche says:

    i am watching endeavour

  294. 294
    UKIP or bust says:

    Tut, tut, lot’s of pieces in the Telegraph of late that have no provision for comment.

    What are they afraid of?

  295. 295
    Expat Geordie says:

    Ugly old bitch.

  296. 296
    Anonymous says:

    Tatars are prominent in that video. Their distinctive features were visable despite face coverings. They were bused in for violence and they were also the ones causing trouble in Crimea. All this has been orchestrated from day one.

  297. 297
    EU my arse says:

    We dont like to mention the RAF carpet bombing Yugoslavia/Serbia, on Blair’s orders, to protect swarms of Albanian muslim invaders.

  298. 298
    windy on Meths says:

    Dead birds below the blades do rot and give off methane. Very Very Nasty.

  299. 299
    accustomed to class says:

    We shall remain a high cost party.

  300. 300
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    You’re not the Crystal Methodist are you ?

  301. 301
    Normal Guy says:

    Only about 4 million people live in the eastern half of London. No reason for them to be taken seriously, eh?

    Where do you live? Some godforsaken little hole with one bus a week and no pub?

  302. 302
    Poor sods says:

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    Expat Geordie says:

    In my lifetime there have been many wars. How many would I have been happy to serve in?
    Northern Ireland – to protect British people from a foreign foe.
    Falklands – who wouldn’t?
    Cold War (Germany, et al.) – because we were facing a truly evil regime.
    Gulf War I
    Sierra Leone – Blair’s war yes, but truly the definition of a just war.
    Afghanistan – self defence. But it should have been dealt with properly, with a proper supremo like Templar in Malaya instead of putting Kharzi in charge.
    Gulf War II – despite the dodgy dossier Saddam needed twatting and we had unfinished business.

    And how many wouldn’t I have been happy to serve in:
    Former Yugoslavia – protecting white muslims and sometimes former Nazis against former communists at the behest of the EU
    Ukraine – protecting former communists against former communists at the behest of the EU.

    Not our war Willy. If the EU wants to intervene then they should send in the Belgian Army. We should stay well out of it.

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    Moddy botted again says:

    No wonder the former Communists who now represent the The Green Party wanted us to dismantle our energy security. Meanwhile Milibandski has nothing to say.

    Everything becomes clear.

    Let’s get fracking

  305. 305
    Meband to announce says:

    I have consulted with Jack and Harriet, considered Edwards cost of living crisis, the warming climate and remain horrified with the barriers we have between us the the voters. I shall now decree all Labour members shall now dress in their birthday suites for all occasions.

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    Oh FFS Yet another Fucking EU Quango says:

    EU External Action Verified account


    Latest news from the European External Action Service (EEAS), the EU’s Foreign & Security Policy Service led by Catherine Ashton. RTs/follows ≠ endorsements

    HQ: Brussels ·

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    Oh FFS Yet another Fucking EU Quango says:

    EU External Action Verified account


    Latest news from the European External Action Service (EEAS), the EU’s Foreign & Security Policy Service led by Catherine Ashton. RTs/follows ≠ endorsements

    HQ: Brussels ·

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    Jacked says:

    Red sky at dusk RED SHEPARD’S delight

  309. 309
    preemptive artistic statement says:

    Is there anybody else concerned that the foreign and commonwealth office might lack the balls to assert our independence and generally might not have a clue what should be our proper relationship with the rest ?

  310. 310
    Cameron's energy policy is Pink Weddings says:

    And what has Dave done about it in his four years? Nothing absolutely nothing.

    He has devoted his whole four years to homosexual weddings and telling Putin he is a Hunt for not doing the same

  311. 311
    Expat Geordie says:

    Doesn’t Hodge the Dodge and her role in Islington come into this as well?

  312. 312
    Expat Geordie says:

    So we “intervene” in Kosovo to save the “Kosovan Albanians” in 1999, yet in 2000 gangs of “Kosovan Albanians” (read: Albanians) are assaulting and r@píng our women in Oxford.

    At least the only Syrian that we let in was that nice Mr Assad, who used to work as an eye surgeon for the NHS in London – must be where he practiced his killing before going home.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Depends on the president.

    1. Carter used to cry
    2. Ford used to play golf.
    3. Nixon would steal something
    4. Kennedy would inject something
    5. Reagan would have a little snooze
    6. Bush snr would have a drink
    7. Clinton would have a cigar and a shag
    8. and Bush jnr would invade somewhere.

  314. 314
    No rush says:

    Is she busy doing something else until Wednesday?

  315. 315
    Some lefties don't engage they brain before writing says:

    Um, that’s not what it actually says though, is it?

    Maybe you need to re-read it? Or have you changed sides?

  316. 316
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    The BBC lies? Really? I’m shocked.

  317. 317
    That's not going to sell many copies. says:

  318. 318
    Putin's man in the UK Parliament says:

    Give him a chance, my princess, you never know

  319. 319
    This should sell more says:

  320. 320
    Expat Geordie says:

    Surely “Cameron is a hypocritical Hunt” is an oxymoron? Sure just using the word “Cameron” should suffice?

  321. 321
    Oh oh this is not good says:

    @mehdirhasan: Argh. Former NATO commander Admiral James Stavridis (retired) says NATO should prepare for war with Russia (!)

  322. 322
    This should sell more says:

    Mod bot has gone rogue.

  323. 323
    MI 5 says:

    He is a key component of “Operation Lance the Boil”

  324. 324
    That's more like it says:

  325. 325
    The President of the United States of America says:

    When I fall in love,
    It will be completely,
    Or I’ll never fall in love……

  326. 326
    Anonymous says:

    We shall tweet them on he beaches….

  327. 327
    EU Martyrs says:

    I think we should send the Baroness Ashton and the Herman Van Rompuy on a suicide mission.

  328. 328
    Double Standards says:

    Despite all the vicious attacks, jokes, insults and abuse that was said about and to Mrs Thatcher during her time in office and after, not once did she or her allies accuse any of her detractors of being sexist or misogynist. If Harman or someone of her ilk was ever prime minister, you can bet a trillion pounds that she and her acolytes would be screaming sexism within 5 seconds of the first mildly phrased criticism.

  329. 329
  330. 330
    Expat Geordie says:

    The method of the Prophet was to make it up as he went along. Try reading the Kórán. It makes the most boring bits of the King James Bible sound like a Tom Clancy novel. It is the most contradictory, hypocritical made up piece of shit going. 124 bits where they say respect other religions, and one that says don’t, but this bit overrides the others. Alcohol goes from perfectly acceptable to don’t turn up to the Mósqúe pissed to totally unacceptable – all in the same bloody guide book. And you can tell where old Móhámméd was skint and having problems with the money lenders because he suddenly bans usury! Oh, and muzzie men can have up to four wives (sensible at the time due to a shortage of men) but old Mo could shag as many women as he wanted – including nine-year-olds.

    It’s all a great big bloody con.

  331. 331
    Anonymous says:

    Bullying one nation

  332. 332
    Emily Benn says:

    Uncle Hilary you will only be keeping the leadership warm until i am elected. Don’t get too comfortable.

  333. 333
  334. 334
    Jack Dromay MP says:

    I’m sure it was accidental!

  335. 335
    oioi says:

  336. 336
    Expat Geordie says:

    Can’t spell Kiev either.

  337. 337
    Equal Women Funding the party says:

    Labour should only accept one pound from a male for every pound it receives from a women. Income from a Union that is say 80% men should be regarded as 80% male funding 20% women funding.

  338. 338
    preemptive artistic statement says:

    man the firewalls

  339. 339
    Ed Milliband says:

    No, no no. You forget, the Labour Party is now a fully fledged Marxist socialist party. The people cannot own anything – not their houses and certainly not the company they work for. The state must own everything.

  340. 340
    Expat Geordie says:

    Too bloody right. I definitely typed the word c.u.n.t and yet it came out as H.u.n.t.

    Looks like it happened to someone else as well.

  341. 341
    GCHQ says:

    All your user accounts are belong to us.

  342. 342
    Doug says:

    Salmond hoping the neo-nazis in Shetland don’t form a break-away government and sieze the oillfields.

    After supporting the Jihadis in Glasgow


  343. 343
    Working Class Party says:

    We are a party that exists to represent the working class with working class men. There should be no fucking women elected. And stop the tax on booze and fags.

  344. 344
    Harman is toast says:


    FFS now I know why countries end up in wars

  345. 345
    Ivan says:

    The hours are good but the fringe benefits are limited

  346. 346
    You need to consider the real evidence, not what you happen to want to believe says:

    The list of names is simply a list of names of men that went their for gay sex. You have made the mistake of pratically everybody else of assuming that the photocopied list of names are the names of people that abused boys there – it isn’t, it’s just a guest list, mostly of men that went their for grown-up bum-fun. The only politician specifically named as abusing boys there was Cyril Smith and we already know about him.

    I don’t think much else is going to come out.

  347. 347
    Tensions rising says:

    Putin told Obama Russia reserves right to protect its interests and those of Russian-speakers if there is violence in east Ukraine or Crimea.
    by David MacLean Sky 10:46 PM

    White House says Obama told Putin that he has violated international law and faces political and economic isolation over.
    by David MacLean Sky 10:46 PM

    US will suspend participation in preparatory meetings for G8 summit in Sochi.
    by David MacLean Sky 10:45 PM

  348. 348
    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Mad? He is livid!

  349. 349
    NSA says:

    OK Jerry, you need to come back in for re-programming. Pick up your copy of Catcher in the Rye and return to base immediately. And this time Jerry, don’t speak to Julia Roberts, she’ll only get you into trouble.

  350. 350
    Pornhub Morgan says:

    Classic , What a twat
    Lol lol lol

  351. 351
    Jimmy says:

    Read all the way down. They are opposed to Apple so they bought shares in order to bring a denier motion which failed.

  352. 352
    Tyne twat says:

    Fuck off you Geordie tosser

  353. 353
    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Send over the Toonarmy? :)

  354. 354
    Slimy Vaz says:

    Which airport are they arriving at?

  355. 355
    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    William Hague is full of gas trying to be a world leading statesman :)

  356. 356
    The British Public says:

    Syria is none of our business

  357. 357
    Labour destroyed my country says:

    Perhaps he could do us all a favour and get rid of Labour once and for all

  358. 358
    Labour destroyed my country says:

    They wouldn’t have enough defence to get past the front door

  359. 359
    Kent Brockman says:

    I for one welcome our new Crimean overlords.

  360. 360
    Tony Blair says:

    Please let’s have a new war! It’s good for business!

  361. 361
    Socialist says:

    Shut Up, Pay your taxes, think & do exactly what you are bloody well told; you racist, mysogynist, middle-class, home-owning white bastard.

  362. 362
    I always thought that mass medication of the population would end in tears says:

  363. 363
    Labour destroyed my country says:


  364. 364
    Gas Gas Gas says:

    Odd that the News is not mentioning GAS.

  365. 365
    David Cameron PM says:

    Look here Vlad you fucking oik, I’ll give you a jolly good telling off I will!

  366. 366
    No not the Empty Chair. says:

    That Obama is a tough cookie. Pulling out of a meeting will have Putin quaking in his boots.

  367. 367
    Everyone in Chingford says:

    Boris complains about someone lying? That’s fucking rich from the man who went round Chingford seeking votes by saying he’d save the Walthamstow Dog Track and then allowed it to be developed into a slum. What a total Huhne the man is.

  368. 368
    Gay PM takes on Russian Bear says:

    I think Putin is running scared of Dave, it really shook him up when Dave didn’t turn up at Sochi.

  369. 369
    Thick As Thieves says:

    Give us a job m8

  370. 370
    Anonymous says:

    or Reich

  371. 371
    altruism in industry says:

    If this is our diversity friends that is just madness. how far do they think they are going to get against the Chinese mentality ? and by these methods ? it is insanity. Buddhism for example was spread throughout China by teaching positive knowledge.

  372. 372
    To be fair says:

    There are worse things to look at on the internet

  373. 373
    Barry in Full Propaganda Mode says:

  374. 374
    B@rry in Full Propaganda Mode says:

  375. 375
    Barry in Full Propaganda Mode says:

    Is it something I said?

  376. 376
    NSA says:

    Dissapointed. There are no actual asians on that link, just chavvy East Europeans.

  377. 377
    Expat Geordie says:

    Remember, when you hear of Arábs being referred to a “Camel Shaggers”, she was the camel.

  378. 378
    Nigel Molesworth says:

    As any file kno

  379. 379
    Podiceps says:

    Ah yes, the Sunday Ex-Princess, our number one source for medical news. Makes the Lancet look like Viz.

  380. 380
    Anonymous says:

    I think it was the George X that had the battering from the party run at the time by Anglo Scots now by a comie Walooon

  381. 381
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    The gormless mong in the Whitehouse lets the world step closer to a war with Russia and the only action he takes is to allow a photo of him in his jeans posing for a photo.

    Needless to say the useless media just LOVES the photo. You wonder if the media will ever pull their noses out of his backside.

  382. 382
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    No Carswell you Tory mong, it’s that moon faced wanker that’s your leader who along with his dwarf slaphead sidekick have done Merkel’s bidding.

    By the way where is Hollande and France in all this? Very very quiet, no doubt leaving the British to be the ones to get involved.

    Warning to our politicians, you get us involved in this and every one of you fuckers will be hanging from a lamp post.

  383. 383
    Meanwhile says:

  384. 384
  385. 385
    The face that sank a thousand ships says:

    eu_eeas is a good name for Our Catherine.

  386. 386
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    I suggest we all side with Putin and attack the EU.

  387. 387
    Playing with Time Bombs says:

    The thing is. If Statins or any other mass medication turn out to be harmful not only will a significant section of the population be adversely affected, the lawyers will have a field day.

    Absolute madness to put everyone on the same pill.

  388. 388
    altruism in industry says:

    Can somebody give wee willy a smack and explain that we do not want to go to war because some people want to join the EU ? as we are wanting to leave and it is nothing to do with us.

  389. 389
    Here he is! says:

  390. 390
    a n o n y m o u s says:

    The thickos behind the scenes in the USA and EU have fucked themselves this time.

  391. 391
    Baroness Catherine Ashton, High Representative of the European Union for Foreign Affairs and Securit says:

  392. 392
    Screw the LibLabCon says:

    I’ve noticed that too.

  393. 393
    a n o n y m o u s says:

    The last time the Uighar Muslims caused shit in China, a 100 of the main ringleaders went missing overnight never to be seen again. The Chinks don’t fuck about.

  394. 394
    Anonymous says:

    one s, two ps

  395. 395
    EU to me says:

    Screw that, our new masters the Russians will be here soon, we have no army /navy/airforce all the kit has been sold off or the management has gone politically correct and fly rainbow flags instead of unit colours, if the rest of the world can walk into Britain without anybody stopping them, whose going to stop them, our Dave, Ashton and the EU.

  396. 396
    Displaced Brummie says:

    That’s the problem with the Labour Party. Too many senior party figures with their fingers in too many PIEs…

  397. 397
    The Ugly Stick says:

    She’s remarkable. She makes being an anti-democratic moron a bad name.

  398. 398
    Anonymous says:

    The EU started this madness.

    It has got nothing to do with the United States- nothing.

    Americans – keep that half-wit Obama in check. Very simply, it is far too complicated for him or Biden to even grasp the basics of the problem. Go back to wrecking folks’ health plans.

    EU – time to apologise and offer reparations.

    Hague – shut your mouth!

    Russia – restraint – don’t give these idiots any ammunition.

  399. 399
    Anonymous says:

    They are not fooling anybody. This is not about the Ukrainian people, they are going to be the victims here. This is all about pushing the EU’s borders East, reducing Russian influence in the Med by denying access via the bases they have in the Crimea. Punishing Putin for his support of Syria, adding the Ukraine to a long list of countries in debt to the IMF (Goldman sachs, etc). Putting the Ukrainian people into debt servitude, and getting their mits on Ukrainian resources. As usual our American poodle Hague is in the thick of, promising a blank cheque of OUR tax revenue. Our politicians are mankind’s enemy.

  400. 400
    The British Public says:

    The sad thing is, when she gets slung out of Europe for being bloody useless, she’s still a baroness and we are going to be stuck with her collecting 300 quid a day for the rest of her natural life. Or until arrested for treason.

  401. 401
    Another Engineer says:

    There are already millions on statins so there are plenty of statistics.

    You’d be better changing lifestyle a bit than taking pills though, unless you have an inherited condition.

  402. 402
    td says:

    Leaders now have a problem with the internet and instant news. They no longer can lie and manipulate what news is fed to us. A decade or two ago we would probably have backed going into Syria but today people see what is going on and make up their own mind. A legitimate leader over thrown by an armed uprising and this uprising is now suppose to be the legitimate government. I do not think so.

  403. 403
    The Wisdom of Crowds says:

    This kind of fiasco is what happens when oligarchic governments are not sufficiently accountable to the public.

  404. 404
    My Wife says:

    William Hague is only a baldy. Why does he think he’s so important?

  405. 405
    Anonymous says:

    What about Syria ?
    Wee Willy and Cast Iron spoon face were desperate to get involved…

  406. 406
    td says:

    The West has stirred this up and it is all about getting one over the so called enemy. No one cares about the people as long as the people with power keep the power or extend it.

  407. 407
    never turn your back on mother earth says:

    i don’t think it will be very long until we hear that rupert murdoch is performing a very convincing and exceedingly permanent impression of robert maxwell.

  408. 408
    Scallywag says:

    My god…she is one ugly motherfucker!

  409. 409
    My Wife says:

    This is the kind of moronic, oversimplistic analysis which we have come to expect from the morons who now infest our Parliament and pretend to be the nation’s leaders.

  410. 410
    C O (Ξ) says:

    Would be better to let the R-Fed deal with the U’s.

    U’s are utter c’unts, and they are broke.

    Only interest for countries bordering is security.

  411. 411
    Anonymous says:

    Exactly, a more accurate description using the ultimate derogatory swear word would be.

    “That Cast Iron is a complete and utter cameron”.

  412. 412
    The West says:

    Don’t blame us. The main people responsible are not representative of anybody but themselves.

  413. 413
    Baroness Cashton says:

    Don’t forget my enormous EU pension and all those lovely quangos I will be able to join.

  414. 414
    baroness knotty ashton says:

    obviously related to ken dodd.

  415. 415
    Blowing Whistles says:

    i will quote you back you arsebandit lover.

    “The only politician specifically named as abusing boys there was …”

    So politicians and celebrities and others on the list were there – and thus Cyril Smith was the ONLY one abusing boys. So there were only boys there for ‘ONLY’ Cyril Smith eh?

    Hello … hello – do you actually realise what you have written?

  416. 416
    Jack Dromey says:

    What about black sausages?

  417. 417
    C O (Ξ) says:

    It is looking like O’bama’s strategy is partly about figuring what the R-Fed know and where / how they are setting the terms of engagement.

    On the other hand he is sending a clear message to !srael that they could end up on the ‘wrong’ side of any new iron curtain which comes down.

  418. 418
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The saddest downside of all this 5hit going on in the world is how fucking mossad have taken over control of the likes of the NSA and GCHQ – and all them self impotent political puppest who are too fucking scared to call the fucking shot of the despicable duplicitous Israelis their deluding rabbis and so many more of them who constantly ‘hide behind’ their hollow trigger words – fuck the lot of em i say.

    The Tal.mud is a despicable pie.ce of 5hit itself.

  419. 419
    Blowing Whistles says:

    i’m just wondering if i used enough fucking colloquial English in that last comment?

  420. 420
    Anonymous says:

    Boris is a complete and utter cameron.

  421. 421
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Never mind all these war things and murdering of people and their economies …….

    we can all watch the fucking Oscars on sunday night and watch all the fucking luvvies talking up their shit and listen to their hollyweirdo speeches ….. of having struggled to act put a fucking film …

    Jesus Fucking H Chist.

  422. 422
    Blowing Whistles says:


  423. 423
    C O (Ξ) says:

    Shouldn’t be any prob with that.

    if people do not want to watch it then they will not. :-)

  424. 424
    Podiceps says:

    You’ve been commenting on this blog for years, and you’ve only just noticed that? My, what pure language you must have used.

  425. 425
    Podiceps says:

    Uh, numbering has broken down too. 1.47 was addressed to Expat Geordie.

  426. 426
    Yankee Go Home says:

    “Some people interpreted this innuendo as pederastic in nature and complained to the Advertising Standards Authority.”

    Aka Fuckwits. You need to be 17 to drive a car in the UK, and the chap in the ad is clearly well into his twenties.

  427. 427
    0/10 for geography says:

    Of course they were wearing balaclavas. It is bloody freezing out there at this time of year.

  428. 428
    RSVP says:

    Are you free to do the sermon at either the East London or the Regent’s Park mosque next Friday?

  429. 429
    Fly on the wall says:

    Well, he got that right anyway! Must be a first…..

  430. 430
    Fly on the wall says:

    They showed that too as they were escorting the Olympic torch around the UK. maybe we need to take a few lessons from them rather than the tits at the ECHR.

  431. 431
    FCO(ff) says:

    You clearly have NO idea of the importance of being able to speak French AND have a degree in PPE.

  432. 432
    Rabid dribbler says:

    Wouldn’t TAKE a smear off you…

    Don’t know what the obs would find.

  433. 433
    Guy News Room says:

    Ukraine crisis: Live updates as Russian President Vladimir Putin sends our man in the Ukraine,Owen Jones, to the Crimea.

  434. 434
    The tit still selling the UK down the river from no. 10 says:

    I like quisling, I like quisling, I like quisling and I like to quisle.

  435. 435
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Can you pledge a couple of hours to campaign with your local Labour Party? Trust me, it makes all the difference:

  436. 436
    A view from atop the pyramid says:

    Noticed on s’ocial m’edia past 36 hours or so.

    If you see or hear anyone using the phrase ‘hater’ or going on a race baiting fishing trip they appear to be working for P’tin.

    They seem to be mobilized against anyone critical of O’bama or EU policy.

    Just a heads up.

  437. 437
    A Prawn Sandwich says:

    At most top football matches you normally find a couple of police officers positioned close to the players entrance and centre circle right next to the managers’ huts.

    What the average idiot in the crowd does not realize is that the Police then put in a bill of over £250 plus Vat per officer which is added to the price of the ticket.

    Not bad for an afternoon or evenings work 25/30 times a year.

  438. 438
    never put up with mediocrity says:

    “the world is watching”

    Unless you like cartoons you cannot help but watch ” the situation in Ukraine” on free TV this morning.

    At least Mr Cameron has his finger on the pulse .

  439. 439
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    C’est magnifique mais ce n’est pas la gare.

  440. 440
    C O (Ξ) says:

    EU demonstrating that it has no spine and is somewhat cowardly:

  441. 441
    Mam'selle d'Avignon (mais pas sur le pont) says:

    C’est vrai; c’est le pissoir, non?

  442. 442
    Mini Kinnockio - welsh windbag Jnr says:

    This spawn of that lying wesh twat Kinnock now has a mini-windbag up for a parachute into safe seat. if selected will be a shoo in apparently as a Welsh Labour MP. He lies even before he gets selected or he’s crap with money so should make him a great Labour MP . If he is selected then it shows that Labour our voters would vote for a pile of dog shit with a red rossette. They deserve everything they get if they choose this guy.

    From seen elsewhere

    Danish news outlets have accused Mr Stephen Kinnock of underestimating the school fees, and yesterday Mr Kinnock said: “This was a fast-moving story and I was very keen to clarify some of the misleading things that were being said about my daughter’s schooling as rapidly as possible.

    “I therefore gave you a figure without properly checking the exact amount first. I was sure at the time that it was around 1,000 Danish kroner per month (£110.38), but in fact I now understand that it is 1,500 kroner per month (£165.57). I have thanked the Danish journalist who contacted me for providing me with the correct information.”

  443. 443
    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    hahahahahh !

  444. 444
    M­­a­q­bo­ul says:

    He’ll be the only cu­nt in Carmarthen wearing a suit. At least, the only one not heading to the courts.

  445. 445
    The BBC shills for Labour YET AGAIN says:

    The BBC being totally selective again on how it reports the Northern Ireland letters in a piece by Peter Hain.
    “His intervention came after it emerged UK governments had written to more than 180 republican paramilitary suspects to say they would not be prosecuted.”

    Note that they say UK governments, note also from the article that Hain is painted in a light of “paving the way to peace”

    What you don’t see is any mention of Labour government or Tony Blair.

    They are not even bothering to hide now they are just openly in serious breach of their charter.

  446. 446
  447. 447
    RightwinggitRedux says:


  448. 448
    C O (π) says:

    Nice article:

    ‘The Labour party was not just “any old organization”. It was a group of elderly male perverts in stained trousers who allowed inflation to rise to 28% and then introduced a laughable “income policy” that banned pay rises so that nobody could buy anything nice and would then end up thinking “Hey-ho, maybe we should join the Soviet Union after all”.’


    What value does HH add to the UK ?

  449. 449
    Dave the Perverts Minister says:

    WTF is Willybum going to the Ukraine? Is he taking his latest pretty boy Spad to keep him warm at night?

    None of the Ukranians and certainly not Vladimir gives a shit about what anyone from this LibLabConner bank-rupted little island says. However, perhaps one of them will go to Edinburgh in September to advise the newly independent state of Scotchland.

    Shut the fuck up Willybum. You stupid posing jumped up little cnut.

  450. 450
    Ah! but look says:

    NO Mention of this on Today’s site. Pulled!!!

  451. 451
    Little Willy says:

    After I’ve downed 13 pints I can sort out any situation. And I’m not taking my Spad – I’ve asked Alan Pardew to come along.

  452. 452
    Barry o'Maha says:

    Mirror, mirror on the wall
    Who’s the fairest of them all ?


    Damn – bloody mirror’s cracked again !

  453. 453
    C O (Ξ) says:

    This story originated from R-Fed Media: It is outright black propaganda.


    i) Has not been independently confirmed by any reputable news agency.
    (How can you see what flag a boat is flying or what intentions of commander is for a boat whose position is not known, and whose commander has not been interviewed ?)

    ii) R-Fed has U navy boxed in. They want to beat that navy without a fight.

    iii) Propaganda like this undermines the authority of the U-govt and if successful undermines moral in U army. R-Fed can take U within Intl Law if U army realigns with R-Fed. Or – turns against iffy govt and reinstates Yanukovych.

    iv) Ordering T’key to block passage of vessel through straits doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. T’key is not currently in a state of war.

    Unless T’key is in a state of war, under terms of Montreaux convention, it has no authority whatsoever to block passage of a vessel of this nature belonging to a Black Sea power. If the vessel has changed sides this changes nothing as R-Fed is a Black Sea power.

    There is a similar propaganda story doing the rounds sourced from debka (!srael) relating to the US 6th Fleet.

    The only grain of truth in that propaganda is that the surveillance vessels the US sent to Sochi which went onwards to G’eorgia, may be keeping an eye on events.

  454. 454
    Modbot says:

    Modbot begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

  455. 455
    The Ukrainian coup says:

    Here thoughtful which states the background to Ukraine

  456. 456
    EU to me says:

    Strange the EU was forced on us and the rest of Europe to stop more wars in Europe, but the none democratic leaders of the EU are trying to start a war with Russia, time for Britain to pull out or arm all European politicians and let them play at war, they won’t be missed.

  457. 457
    C O (Ξ) says:

    Considering how much he is not doing, how exactly has he stepped closer to war ?

    R-Fed apparently recalling US ambassador – Now that is a jump towards war, but by R-Fed not US.

    WH appears at present to be doing everything it can to not antagonize the situation, and avoid having to foot the costs of this EU screw up.

  458. 458
  459. 459
    everyone says:

    That’s what power to local government means. All the mong politicians who are too stupid to get to Westminster or Brussels go into local politics. Under Labour these people will all be given pay rises and even more powers to ‘serve’ the people.

  460. 460
    Grant Shapps says:

    Tory cuts so far, 20,000 Army, 5,000 Navy, 5,000 RAF, 60,000 NHS, 16,000 Police, 730,000 Public Sector,1,700 Firemen, 0 Bankers.

  461. 461
    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    Bacon sarnie, cuppa, duvet on the sofa – the perfect PornHub moment! What’s yours?

  462. 462
    Neocon/CIA black ops says:

    Here os the proof of CIA black ops behind the coup in Kiev

    Klitchko one of Nuland’s protegés…

    Receiving Lithuanian (CIA) funding to”destabilise” the legally elected Ukrainian regime

    The neocon/CIA criminals are clearly behind using neo nazis to perpetuate regime change while US media proisis a “revolution of the people”

    Goebbels could not have done better

    PS And why did Klichtko (and other opposition members) refuse to become PM when the positionw as offered to him in January?!

    Answer: Nocons/CIA wanted a coup…

  463. 463
    Keef Vazeline says:

    I’ll be waiting at the borders
    To repel all would-be boarders.

  464. 464
    Unelected andout of his/her depth says:

    I know politics is show business for ugly people but couldn’t they have said “WARNING – GRAPHIC IMAGES”

  465. 465
    C O (Ξ) says:

    A war with R-Fed, or encouraging R-Fed to mobilize should help European defence contractors.

    That in turn is desired by the US in order to allow USG to force its own contractors to reduce their costs (via credible competition).

    This also helps politically justify defence spending with US voters.

    EU is meant to help reduce costs to the US of maintaining security in Europe. US foots this cost not for the sake of Europeans but because Europe is an important trading partner to the US and the US does not want to see another World War at present.

    R-Fed was going to mobilize sooner or later.

    Given that the U theater will be very conventional – if R-Fed occupies U then tank forces will be primarily used, this helps make the case for un-cancelling the recently cancelled A-10 system among others.


    Note also that B.A.E. systems is looking at a 10% drop in earnings as a result of recent US defence budget cuts.

    How could a belligerent R-Fed help with that earnings problem ?

  466. 466
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    A few more testosterone-fuelled tweets from the right wing political bloggers, armchair generals / cruise missile liberals, and Russia will stay out of Ukraine pronto

  467. 467
    We the People says:

    The Ukrainian coup was a CIA/Neocon black operation

    Financing and organised by ‘NGOs” and “Lithuanians” etc

    We now have the proof, including statments about “destabilisation” at the time the Opposition refused to assume the Government, offered to them…

    The Neocons wanted regime change…NOT compromise…

    They continue their criminal warmongering and subversive operations……

    But We the People do not want war and their filthy operations…

  468. 468
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Will it get back in the bomb bay? (Dark Star).

  469. 469
    I'm just a common guy says:

    Only 730,000 uncivil servants, lot more to clear out then, no bankers, what do you expect these politician’s of all tribes have to have a little 2 day job a week to make end’s meet, after all their pension pot will just reach £100,000 a year, after freely throwing tax payers money around as their own for years, you can’t expect them to do that with their own money.

  470. 470
    non taxable pikey says:

    Modbot, the first sentient program? Be afraid, be very afraid.

  471. 471
    LabourBlist-er says:

    It was a brilliant warm day in London – the first Saturday in spring, so what better than a good family matinee?

    Sadly “The Ed Miliband Show” at the ExCel Centre didn’t quite live up to it’s bill matter “The most momentous day for Labour since 1918″ boasted Ed (that’s 18 minutes past 7 to the rest of us.

    The truth is, though Ed is so very entertaining with his post-modern Norman Wisdom act, and nobody can beat him at gurning (except perhaps his brother in their double act days) , he really doesn’t have the weight to carry a one-man show.

    What was needed was some old fashioned family entertainment. The first half could have begun with Hazel Blears and Caroline Flint (“The Division Belles – the tap-dancing totties”) kicking off their retirement tour. Then to keep up the light-hearted fun, that Frantic Frolicking Funster, Frank Field, the biggest joke in Birkenhead, could have done his Ken Dodd tribute (“it’s such a lovely day, it’s the sort of day for making a little old lady happy – by shoving a little old man through her letterbox. Tatty-bye everybody!”).

    Then a song or two from Westminster’s answer to Anne Zeigler and Webster Booth – Harriet Harman and Jack Dromey. I know their dead, but then, politically so is Hattie and Jack.

    To end the first half on a show of strength, portly Rachel Reeves could have torn up phone books and bent pokers.

    Ed should have done just the second half, and, as two Ed’s are better than one, Ed Balls could have accompanied him behind the drum kit, filling in with some paradiddles, hand gestures, a few rim shots to emphasize a point, ending the act with a hearty press roll, to bring the audience to their feet.

    As it was, it was all a bit anti-climatic. The audience was on it’s foot, the band (Peter Mandelson’s Strings Attached) were playing “Tea For One”, and as the audience marched out, munching their complimentary Sainsbury’s “Basics” Sausage Roll, Jim Murphy was heard to ask what time “Ant & Dec” were on as he wanted to see if Gordon Ramsey swore as much as him.

    It was a sad reminder you can’t bring the Goon Show back, however much you want to . Eddie is no Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan or Harry Secombe

  472. 472
    ANON says:

    I was reading calls in the media for an inquiry into NCCL. Whenever Labour supporters call for an inquiry it is always a ‘judge led Public Inquiry’ so how about a ‘judge led Public Inqiry’ into NCCL and its relationship with PIE and paedophiles in general?

  473. 473
    Sunny Boy says:

  474. 474
    PDubya says:

    339 That is probably the only reason I personally would ever seriously think about joining the commie party.

  475. 475
    a n o n y m o u s says:

    Indeed I’ve noticed how quiet certain parts of the internet suddenly became when things in the Ukraine escalated, the usual shills must have been rounded up to work overtime in the media sections to stop your average dullard from “going off message” and to astrotuft that Vlad is bad.

  476. 476
    Sarah knows best.. says:


  477. 477
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Read this out and we’ll increase your funding. Artists and thinkers = Establishment quislings.

  478. 478
    The Central Presidium of the Paedo Party says:

    Now is the time for all good wimmin to come to the aid of the Hattie

  479. 479
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    No he has his useful idiots Vague, Cameron and Ashton to do his dirty work for him, just like he did in Libya and he was hoping for in Syria.

    He should make it clear to the EU the USA is out of this one.

  480. 480
    Labour...mendacious expedient sociopaths says:

    looks as if angelas sampling iain’s pickings

  481. 481
    C O (Ξ) says:

    Why release screenshots and not the actual E-Mail’s with the meta-data detail ? Why are they communicating in English ? What mail client was that pictured ?

    That is again propaganda: Perhaps with the grain of truth that the West has been backing the nationalist loons in U. But that article is complete garbage until confirmed by a proper news outlet.

    However, R-Fed would prefer people in Europe to not interfere with their own plans and prefer not to engage.

    Such messages asserting that ‘We the people do not want war’ etc. are blatant propaganda assertions designed to disarm the enemy.

    Any and all who propagate such messages – in particular the left – are not acting with best intentions at heart.

    In fact they are working for ‘the enemy’.

  482. 482
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Another sickening blow job interview for Ed Mongoband on Radio 5. John Piennar continually called him “Ed” all the way through as if he’s a personal friend and didn’t get one tough question thrown at him.

  483. 483
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    The day Harpic gets power most men will be placed into gas chambers.

  484. 484
    C O (Ξ) says:

    I think he has already made that clear – to a point.

    Cameron et al. are not working for the US: He fired them some time back by the look of it.

  485. 485
    Labour...mendacious expedient sociopaths says:

    and the audience ed’s droppings

  486. 486
    Twampersand mk III says:

    Me too. I think it’s something to do with him continuing to breathe.

  487. 487
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Says the leader of a political party that allowed so many cheap workers in to the UK that wages in Newham have dropped 13.8% since 2007. (source; TUC Report 2013).

  488. 488
    cityferret says:

    the john lewis business model engenders a real sense of involvement of employees .. the ethos is evidently profitable for both the consumer and workforce

  489. 489
    Perhaps you need to clear cache? says:

    Health chief slams statins: Millions face terrible side effects as prescription escalates

  490. 490
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    She’d better watch her step, or the Russians might have to let slip that she was on the payroll…

  491. 491
    Dr Kendrick says:

    Statins might alter what is written on your death certificate but they are extremely unlikely to change the date

  492. 492
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Is that a White Power meeting ??

  493. 493
    green ink says:

    the ’94 memo foundation is the pragmatic choice .. putin is determined that his seabase access to the med is uncompromised whatever the cost politically and strategically the crimea returning to russian control is a very real prospect
    given the existing demographics therein… at the present time he is acting as caretaker

  494. 494
    Twampersand mk III says:

    Wogz causing trouble?

  495. 495
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    They’re arriving at Victoria Coach Station so hang around Heathrow looking smug.

  496. 496
    south of the M4 says:

    It gets tougher. Hague has vowed to ensure there will no tea of coffee either.

  497. 497
    Twampersand mk III says:

    Harpic is a busted flush after all this sicko gay stuff.

  498. 498
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Conveniently forgetting to mention why state schools are good for children of the masses but not good enough for his.

  499. 499
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Now it’s fake austerity, corporate tax avoidance and open borders causing a strain on resources and inflicting wage deflation on millions of British workers.
    “hey-ho, maybe we should have even closer ties with the EU after all”.

  500. 500 says:

    Is this solidarity with Harriet Harmskids?.

  501. 501
    Commie Twft says:

    Just shows what inbreeding can do for you.

  502. 502
    Commie Barsteward says:

    I assume Jack Dromey will head the all women list.

  503. 503
    Commie Barsteward says:

    Obviously his lips were moving when he made this claim so he must be telling porky PIEs.

  504. 504
    Cool Bugger says:

    What about

  505. 505
    Cool Bugger says:

    Yes but its better living in England rather than the foreign sh5thole you live in.

  506. 506
    Gazvlad says:

    Well Hague will certainly put the willies up them.

  507. 507
    was it something I said? says:

    I knew I’s seen that face before.


  508. 508
    Dromeyscock says:

    Harriet Harmskids

  509. 509
    Harman & Dromey must resign says:

    They have no moral compass.

  510. 510
    was it something I said? says:

    Better still they use volunteer ‘special’ police. So they charge £250+VAT for somebody who doesn’t even get paid.

    Plus they (Plod) decide how many police will be needed to make sure the event is safe. And if you don’t pay up then you can’t hold the match.

    Protection money? Did somebody mention protection money?

  511. 511
    POTUS says:

    Cut his dick so he cant reproduce any more fuckers like him.

  512. 512
    POTUS says:

    Cameron is a wanker except when someone else is doing for him, a bumsex friend

  513. 513
    POTUS says:

    Well said friend.

  514. 514
    POTUS says:

    Excellent idea.

  515. 515
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Anyway – it’s good to see the evil of the left and the evil of the right – eating themselves up.

  516. 516
    LabourBlist-er says:

    That awful Eagle woman, defending the Saintly Harriet on Any Questions on Friday, suggested HH was “only” their legal officer.

    Surely, even back in 1976 anyone with any knowledge of the law should have realised that paedophilia was – well – ILLEGAL

    But of course, she as well as Dopey Dromey and Haughty Hewitt knew it as “PIE” so they probably thought it was an early version of The Great British Bake-Off. THAT explains it…..

  517. 517
    POTUS says:


  518. 518
    frank says:

    Googled “Labour 25″ is this site for real?

  519. 519
    Ghost of Cyril Smith says:

    Yes it is real. The whole fucking Labour party is heaving with child sexual abusers. Tom Watson swore to uncover everything but mistakenly thought it was mainly tories – he has since gone quiet as it equally affects all 3 major parties. They’re all scum.

    These care home workers made “bonuses” in the 60s/70s/80s “renting” children to these types which included business people, politicians, foreigners and glitterati. Insidious but true, a world where David Icke has credibility talking of shape changing lizards. Investigations of the finances of carers would bring this to the fore, but of course it won’t happen.

  520. 520
    Friend of Nixon says:

    My limp cock could do a better stint in presidency than that fool. Why do electorates always vote for some idealist smiley liberal type with no substance?

  521. 521
    Taxpayer-funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

  522. 522
    Taxpayer-funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

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