March 1st, 2014

PIE Off the Menu at Labour Special Conference


522 Comments

  1. 1
    dai frying says:

    the chips are down

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  2. 2
    dai laughing says:

    remember the pissed mathematician?

    he was pie arse squared

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    • 97
      NCCL sats Test says:

      Pie Charts

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        Twampersand mk III says:

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        • 146
          Twampersand mk III says:

          Feck. How do you post a pic in the comments?

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          • rhubarb crumble says:

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          • Podiceps says:

            You can’t. YouTube clips embed themselves simply by giving the URL, but nothing else works. If you give the plain URL of the picture it will be blue and clickable, unless the URL offends some weird secret filter in the modbot’s cave, in which case your comment will simply vanish.

            Probably this is just as well, or people would be putting their holiday snaps up here.

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      • 153
        Labour says:

        Dopiest

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    • 100
      Constipated Mathematician says:

      I worked it out with the end of my pencil.

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  3. 3
    John from youknowwhere says:

    Think I’ll eat in today.

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  4. 4
    frank says:

    Vote Labour! Even paedophiles need something to believe in!

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  5. 5
    White Dee says:

    No free pie? Then what am I doing here then?

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  6. 6
    Simple Simon says:

    Jack gobbled all mine up….

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  7. 7
    Chuckus Yamunni, Lord Tristram Hunt etc says:

    What is “pie?”

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  8. 8
    No Balls says:

    Voter recall.
    How difficult can it be?

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    • 35
      Leader and Deputy Leader Joint Statement says:

      These special measures do not apply to Labour’s Aristocratic Families.

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      • 37
        Kinnoch of Air Head or is it Hair Head says:

        We are not like the tories who never help their off spring into a safe seat.

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      • 45
        Hillary Benn says:

        I can trace back my family over four generations. I should be leader.

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        • 96
          Only chavs shop at Tesco says:

          What chance does a boy named Hilary have? If my parents had called me Hilary I’d have smacked them in their faces with a wet codfish.

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        • 106
          Kim Jung-on says:

          I am really looking forward to being able to pay my sincere respects to the Benn Dynasty.

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        • 332
          Emily Benn says:

          Uncle Hilary you will only be keeping the leadership warm until i am elected. Don’t get too comfortable.

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        • 501
          Commie Twft says:

          Just shows what inbreeding can do for you.

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  9. 9
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Miliband needs to address the woman problem in the Trades Union leadership.

    He needs to stand up to vile male dinosaurs like McCluskey,Crow & Serwotka and tell them they must stand down in favour of women selected from an all-women shortlist.

    Or is it do as i say and not as i do for Labour’s paymasters!

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    • 337
      Equal Women Funding the party says:

      Labour should only accept one pound from a male for every pound it receives from a women. Income from a Union that is say 80% men should be regarded as 80% male funding 20% women funding.

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    • 343
      Working Class Party says:

      We are a party that exists to represent the working class with working class men. There should be no fucking women elected. And stop the tax on booze and fags.

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    • 502
      Commie Barsteward says:

      I assume Jack Dromey will head the all women list.

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  10. 10
    M102 says:

    Jack and Harriet the Fred and Rose of the Labia parteh.

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  11. 11
    Comedy Dave says:

    “I am the crisis that will leave you homeless,
    The heart attack you have through stress,
    The reason the hospital you need is closed,
    The prescription you cannot afford,
    The food shopping you cannot buy,
    The reason you feel ashamed to be disabled,
    The reason you no longer have a job,
    I am the reason you are called a scrounger,
    I am David Cameron,
    This is the Tory Party,
    We are your crisis,
    And we don’t care who or what you are

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    • 64
      More Comedy Dave says:

      And we are a member of that unelected political ideology that is the European Union.

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      • 68
        Comedy Milliband says:

        And we are exactly the same as above,
        but with subtle rose tint so you won’t recognise the same iron clad EU glove.

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        • 69
          Comedy Clegg says:

          And we are exactly the same as above,
          But with a subtle yellow tint so you won’t recognise the same iron clad EU glove.

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  12. 12
    Harriet says:

    Stop smearing me!

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    • 13
      Enemy of the State says:

      It’s just a test.

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    • 28
      Fly on the wall says:

      Having just listened to 30 minutes of utter dr^vel from what ever it is that you call your Leader, how could you sit there clapping like a half trained demented seal?

      Quite amazing you had the gall to show your face today; you were merely distracting the attendees from concentrating on the speaker’s pearls of “wisdom”.

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    • 72
      Anonymous says:

      “Stop smearing me”…

      I thought we had your consent ?

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    • 432
      Rabid dribbler says:

      Wouldn’t TAKE a smear off you…

      Don’t know what the obs would find.

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  13. 14
    Enemy of the State says:

    List of Labour Party preverts

    http://www.labour25.com

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    • 16
      Ted Heath says:

      Unbelievable.

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    • 111
      The Pope says:

      Thanks for posting that. This is a national scandal.

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      • 195
        BBC News says:

        No, we won’t be making any reference to this. These people are our own and we will protect them, just like we did Savile.

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      • 198
        Hugh Janus says:

        Yes, ditto. And I thought the Limp Dumbs were the ones with overactive genitalia. This lot put even them well in the shade.

        ‘Scandal’ doesn’t even get anywhere near it.

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    • 156
      \_(")_/ says:

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      • 204
        Ironside says:

        It must be put in context.
        The Russians were infiltrating every part of our lives at this time, trying to get a left-wing/ socialist takeover.
        Alexander Sheylepin – look him up. He controlled our Unions back then if you didn’t know. Durrrr…. and the design was to foment industrial strife in the UK so the government would fall. They achieved it with Heath.
        Meanwhile, they wanted to cause ‘family disintegration’ as a means for ‘control’. Oh Look, who did they have as useful idiots ? Why YES, the NCCL, with their sympathy for paedophiles. Inverted values, turn them upside down, ‘soften up’ the country so a socialist gets his hands on the levers power.
        These vile people like Harman and her horrible crew were accomplices to our enemies in the 1970’s, all of them were investigated by MI5, and rightly so.
        They push their vile creed today, the dogma of ‘the oppressed’, check out how many Labour Councillors have been convicted and jailed for paedo-style offences.
        Harman is a disgrace to this country, she is a very very horrible individual, devoted to promoting the concept of ‘oppressed’ individuals – like Paedophiles.

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      • 503
        Commie Barsteward says:

        Obviously his lips were moving when he made this claim so he must be telling porky PIEs.

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  14. 15
    P. Shooter says:

    Little Willy Hague is McCain and Lieberman’s bitch, as was Fox-Werrity. Not only will the conservatives follow American orders, they’ll lobby for tea-partyesqe solutions

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  15. 17
    The Missing Link says:

    Where’s 8illy?

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  16. 18
    C O (Ξ) says:

    Ch!na is in process of sueing U’kraine for $3bn over breach of contract re: W’heat deliveries in London:

    http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1435976/china-sues-ukraine-breach-us3b-loan-grain-agreement

    No pie in Ch!na.

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    • 29
      Fly on the wall says:

      My contribution enquiring whether or not the Chinese had paid in advance for the wheat seems to have gone the the home in the sky where Blair’s expenses reside. Odd that.

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  17. 19
    was it something I said? says:

    Something about a square PIE in a round hole?

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  19. 21
    Dromley says:

    Chocolate Munch Please

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  20. 22
    Citizen Khan says:

    Euro loons claim EU has kept the peace in Europe.

    Not for much longer.

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    • 297
      EU my arse says:

      We dont like to mention the RAF carpet bombing Yugoslavia/Serbia, on Blair’s orders, to protect swarms of Albanian muslim invaders.

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  21. 23
    Greig's says:

    Special Delivery for Dromley and Harman on us.
    Adult DoNuts with extra filling: Jammy Donuts, Creamy Donuts and Chocolate Flake Donuts

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  22. 24
    C O (Ξ) says:

    This is mixed:

    If R-Fed P’arliament deny – as UK did with S’yria – it reaffirms R’Fed democratic credibility.

    No real need for R-Fed to make move now, as U’kraine is on a course for implosion anyway.

    But if they do approve, the geo-political ball is back in O’bama’s court.

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    • 30
      C O (Ξ) says:

      R-Fed has authorized P’tin to send troops into the Autonomous Republic of Crimea.

      Price of gas will also be going up with cancellation of 45% discount to U’kraine:

      h**p://tinyurl.com/nazs7mx

      This will impact European supplies if U resorts to theft for its own use.

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  23. 25
    Hattie Harnman says:

    Toad Hole with Bangers and Porkies. Another favourite of mine.

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    Not at Home to Visitors says:

    Greenpeace co-founder Patrick Moore tells US Senate there is “no proof” humans cause climate change – Moore claims Greenpeace has taken a “sharp turn to the political left” and lost interest in science – Independent

    N.B. Patrick Moore = not the bloke who winked on the TV and talked about Uranus (who is now dead anyway)

    http://tinyurl.com/mk69c9u

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  26. 33

    Pies for Ukraine innit!

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  27. 36
    It's like the 70s all over again says:

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    • 58
      EU to me says:

      I have a new narrative for the EU dictatorship, most Brits don’t give a toss about the EU, they want their lives back away from the rules and regulations you are imposing, by the way if the EU takes Europe into another war, don’t ask us to help, as all you will get is a two finger salute.

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    • 62
      .....ZZZZZ says:

      A new narrative for Europe: Learn Russian

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    • 71
      premptive artistic statement says:

      EUghh !!

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    • 113
      Propagandists Watch says:

      Neither artists nor thinkers. Just twats and shills.

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      • 274
        Mr Quelch says:

        I think I’ll go for a s**t. I am now therefore a thinker. Can I have some money please?

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    • 477
      Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

      Read this out and we’ll increase your funding. Artists and thinkers = Establishment quislings.

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  28. 38
    He's no one's Füle says:

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    • 43
      Štefan Füle says:

      @StefanFuleEU

      I am Commissioner responsible for the enlargement of the EU and for the policy towards our neighbours. This account is serviced by me and my team.

      Brussels, European Commission · ec.europa.eu/commission_201…

      https://twitter.com/StefanFuleEU

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      • 46
        Beware of Eurocrats bearing gifts says:

        Now call me naïve but wouldn’t the Eurocrat responsible for enlarging the EU be looking at Ukraine for one reason only?

        If Putin has any sense then he would not trust this Füle any further than he can throw him

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        • 48
          C O (Ξ) says:

          U’kraine is done. They should be more concerned about T’urkey, and perhaps G’reece…

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      • 50
        NE Frontiersman says:

        One can see why Tom Sharpe retired; satirical imagination simply cannot keep up with reality.

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      • 378
        Nigel Molesworth says:

        As any file kno

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    • 47
      C O (Ξ) says:

      Territorial integrity and independence of U’kraine is being respected.

      R-Fed are legitimately present in the Autonomous Republic of Crimea.

      EU needs to be very careful with its rhetoric. :-)

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      • 79
        Blowing Whistles says:

        To CO(whatever) two subjects covered in one here (1 the EU R-fed issue and 2 the pie issue) at those who would deceive us.

        “It’s OK” … to disregard facts

        But sooner or later – those facts are going to bite the bastards who ignore them on the bum. [pun intended]

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        • 84
          C O (Ξ) says:

          Yes.

          Check issue I raised earlier thread re: R-Fed Tricolor on BTR-80’s and which news agencies put out doctored images.

          Check also point raised re: Carnation vs. tank claim – CNN. (Tank is offensive, artillery defensive in configuration deployed)

          Also check on social media who is goading O’bama, and also who affected most by US def cuts. Not ‘The People’

          It fits your narrative, and I think that precise narrative will be dealt with in due course.
          :-)

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    • 53
      Mark says:

      The EU lecturing on respecting Sovereignty? That’s Rich.

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      • 66
        EU to me says:

        Didn’t think the EU knew what sovereignty meant, they have walked over 20 odd countries with the help of bought and paid for politicians, maybe Russ ia will politely inform them what sovereignty is about.

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        • 104
          Vlad, busy says:

          Very politely and very firmly

          But you must control your neocon zi’loons also, please

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      • 370
        Anonymous says:

        or Reich

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    • 114
      Propagandists Watch says:

      You and whose army?

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  29. 39
    Harriet says:

    I love talking noncesense.

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    • 98
      Only chavs shop at Tesco says:

      Brilliant! Oh, and piss off, Harriet, and take your drone of a husband with you.

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  30. 41
    Jack Ketch says:

    When I googled “Pie” a moment ago, the predictive search engine threw up a long list headed “Piers Morgan”– try it!

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    • 44
      NSA Listening post GB.00236.MenwithHill says:

      We noticed.

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      • 165
        Blowing Whistles says:

        We the fucking public are watching you the NSA and GCHQ – “WHAT YOU LOT GONNA DO ABOUT IT?” – FUCKING DIRTY BASTARDS ALL OF YOU – and by the fucking way – you are all ‘out numbered’ you Govern.mental idiots.

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        • 349
          NSA says:

          OK Jerry, you need to come back in for re-programming. Pick up your copy of Catcher in the Rye and return to base immediately. And this time Jerry, don’t speak to Julia Roberts, she’ll only get you into trouble.

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            The saddest downside of all this 5hit going on in the world is how fucking mossad have taken over control of the likes of the NSA and GCHQ – and all them self impotent political puppest who are too fucking scared to call the fucking shot of the despicable duplicitous Israelis their deluding rabbis and so many more of them who constantly ‘hide behind’ their hollow trigger words – fuck the lot of em i say.

            The Tal.mud is a despicable pie.ce of 5hit itself.

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            i’m just wondering if i used enough fucking colloquial English in that last comment?

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    • 49
      GCHQ says:

      It’s about time you changed your underpants. Oh and comb your hair.

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    • 91
      Anonymous says:

      I just googled “pie”. The dish is not the top result anymore.

      I recommend this lot change their domain name: http://www.pieminister.com.

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  31. 51
    John Bellingham says:

    Now here’s a thing.
    Halford’s the former cycle shop, now auto-accessory emporium ran a TV ad that clearly contains innuendo. Some people interpreted this innuendo as pederastic in nature and complained to the Advertising Standards Authority. The ASA has given the ad. the all-clear. Guess who chairs the adjudication committee that decided that the ad was “innocuous”? No other than our old pal, HIV positive, enthusiastic rambler on Hampstead Heath, “Lordy” Chris Smith of the parish of Runny Bottom. He fits in his ASA job when not planning the drowning of Somerset badgers.

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    • 70
      gardenped says:

      I believe that Halfords are a well known long established exhaust specialist – much admired by Cameron, Dromey, Mandelson and PIE eaters everywhere.

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    • 119
      Normal Guy says:

      Just don’t buy anything from them. I don’t. If you live in East London, you can go to Clarkins, a far superior auto parts business where the non-perverted staff really do know their stuff.

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      • 251
        Anonymous says:

        Who the fuck would want to live in East London? Fascinating where you buy your cycle clips but some of us need a professional supplier in civilised areas,

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        • 301
          Normal Guy says:

          Only about 4 million people live in the eastern half of London. No reason for them to be taken seriously, eh?

          Where do you live? Some godforsaken little hole with one bus a week and no pub?

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    • 426
      Yankee Go Home says:

      “Some people interpreted this innuendo as pederastic in nature and complained to the Advertising Standards Authority.”

      Aka Fuckwits. You need to be 17 to drive a car in the UK, and the chap in the ad is clearly well into his twenties.

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  32. 54
    Miliband favourite son of Ralph Miliband says:

    I want these conference over before Shrove Tuesday. The press will give us a battering.

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    Alc E says:

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    • 63
      C.O.Jones says:

      Says the man whose party tripled my council tax while at the same time reducing services.

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    • 73
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Typo surely he meant “when Liebore win in 2115″

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    • 74
      nmj says:

      I presume he believes in the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy as well.

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    • 76
      Anonymous says:

      A politician’s promise is a tiny and ephemeral thing, like a mayfly, if mayflies were imaginary, or like the infinitesimals in calculus. It is a thing on the very threshold of non-existence.

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    • 121
      Everyone in Chingford says:

      Says a man whose Labour run borough of Waltham Forest is already ineptly and corruptly run by morons, ideologues, chancers and common purpose graduates.

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      • 229
        NE Frontiersman says:

        121: You forgot thieves.
        Walthamforestcouncilwatch.org
        http://www.walthamforestcouncilwatch.org/council/index.html‎
        Former Labour councillor jailed for 12 months for £100k charity fraud

        The ‘former’ is rich: he wasn’t ‘former’ while he was thieving

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      • 459
        everyone says:

        That’s what power to local government means. All the mong politicians who are too stupid to get to Westminster or Brussels go into local politics. Under Labour these people will all be given pay rises and even more powers to ‘serve’ the people.

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    • 487
      Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

      Says the leader of a political party that allowed so many cheap workers in to the UK that wages in Newham have dropped 13.8% since 2007. (source; TUC Report 2013).

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    C O (Ξ) says:

    Here is full text of request made to R-Fed Parliament:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26399642#TWEET1059205

    Details important viz intl law, as per statement from R-UN Rep that R-Fed is acting within intl law.

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  36. 78
    C O (ν) says:

    Meanwhile, in the socialist utopia aka Venezuela…

    and…

    h**p://www.businessweek.com/news/2014-02-27/protest-disbanded-by-tear-gas-marks-venezuela-holiday-start-1

    M’aduro’s policy of extra holiday is not helping at a time when the country needs to increase it’s productivity.

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  37. 81
    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Seems if Russian does not withdraw from Ukraine, Willian Hague is is heading there to tell ‘em what’s what!

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    lard John Prezza says:

    Eh oop! Lizzen ta this.

    Ah went round to Gordon’s house an I seen him sittin’ on his sofa. In the noddy! not a stitch on! Naked as an ugly baby except for a bow tie.
    When i asked him why he said

    “Nobody calls me anymore. I’m completely forgotten about. No point in getting dressed.”

    So i asks him, why are you wearing a bow tie?

    An ee says “if they call me about the Crimean situation, I want to be ready.”

    the big daft brush!

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  39. 86
    Ed Moribund says:

    Broadsword calling Danny Boyle! Broadsword calling Danny Boyle!

    Fancy doing another NHS special dancey show at Wembley for when I become PM?

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  40. 92
    Top Trumps says:

    Harman and her lefty cohorts turned a blind eye to the PIE for fear of upsetting a minority group.
    This is not just a policy from the crazy days of the 70’s where ‘lessons have been learned’.
    They are still at it now except it isn’t the PIE and it’s homosexual members they don’t want to offend it’s Muslims.(See Rochdale etc for details)
    I sometimes think that left wingers carry around a packet of ‘Top Trump’ playing cards as a guide to which social group or minority trumps the other.
    The bottom of the pack just above lab rats is where you will probably find British Children.

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    • 93
      C.O.Jones says:

      Too true, it has been going on for years. Not that long ago a Union Jack was equated with racism. We had to be told by Gordon that it was ok to use.

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      • 99
        green pixie says:

        British children certainly below badgers, urban foxes and bunnie-wunnies

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        • 101
          C.O.Jones says:

          You only have to look at spend per student in state schools. Some Labour areas receive twice as much per student as other non Labour areas.

          And you now what, they still fall below the national average expected of schools.

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          • SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

            It is obviously genetic, the schools in labour area will be full of benefit brats who’s moronic unemployable chav parents are in the habit of voting labour, so it would be unrealistic to expect their foul, unwashed, stupid offspring to be any different !

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        • 115
          How low can the left place Children? says:

          And way below shale rocks.

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      • 380
        Anonymous says:

        I think it was the George X that had the battering from the party run at the time by Anglo Scots now by a comie Walooon

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    • 152
      \_(")_/ says:

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      • 177
        Blowing Whistles says:

        There are as many dirty filthy child abusing politicians on the right as there are on the left – elm guest house is a key piece in the jig-saw that brings them ‘all down’ – and with that the rank and file dirty coppers, city ceo’s, lawyers and judges also fall. Behind them all are some very high up in the echelons royals and their dark suited men. Their ‘fairy tale’ is – fucking exposed and over.

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        • 346
          You need to consider the real evidence, not what you happen to want to believe says:

          The list of names is simply a list of names of men that went their for gay sex. You have made the mistake of pratically everybody else of assuming that the photocopied list of names are the names of people that abused boys there – it isn’t, it’s just a guest list, mostly of men that went their for grown-up bum-fun. The only politician specifically named as abusing boys there was Cyril Smith and we already know about him.

          I don’t think much else is going to come out.

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            i will quote you back you arsebandit lover.

            “The only politician specifically named as abusing boys there was …”

            So politicians and celebrities and others on the list were there – and thus Cyril Smith was the ONLY one abusing boys. So there were only boys there for ‘ONLY’ Cyril Smith eh?

            Hello … hello – do you actually realise what you have written?

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  41. 95
    Harriet's Pies says:

    We got flour and we got water
    We got a nice meat filling
    We got all the things to make a nice pie
    But we ain’t got no apology

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  42. 102
    Guy News Room says:

    BREAKING: Owen Jones approves Putin’s use of force in Ukraine, defeating alternative measure to send Parliament to Siberia.

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    The United States of America, the Russian Federation, and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, reaffirm their commitment to Ukraine, in accordance with the principles of the CSCE Final Act, to respect the Independence and Sovereignty and the existing borders of Ukraine.

    The United States of America, the Russian Federation, and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, reaffirm their obligation to refrain from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of Ukraine, and that none of their weapons will ever be used against Ukraine except in self-defense or otherwise in accordance with the Charter of the United Nations.

    The United States of America, the Russian Federation, and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, reaffirm their commitment to Ukraine, in accordance with the principles of the CSCE Final Act, to refrain from economic coercion designed to subordinate to their own interest the exercise by Ukraine of the rights inherent in its sovereignty and thus to secure advantages of any kind.

    The United States of America, the Russian Federation, and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, reaffirm their commitment to seek immediate United Nations Security Council action to provide assistance to Ukraine, as a non-nuclear-weapon State Party to the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons, if Ukraine should become a victim of an act of aggression or an object of a threat of aggression in which nuclear weapons are used.

    The United States of America, the Russian Federation, and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, reaffirm, in the case of the Ukraine, their commitment not to use nuclear weapons against any non-nuclear-weapon State Party to the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons, except in the case of an attack on themselves, their territories or dependent territories, their armed forces, or their allies, by such a state in association or alliance with a nuclear weapon state.

    The United States of America, the Russian Federation, and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland will consult in the event a situation arises which raises a question concerning these commitments.

    [budapest memorandum 1994]

    Over to you spoonface.

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  44. 105
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    As people topple their government in the Ukraine. Protestors in the UK plan to topple Waitrose, for giving away free coffee.

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    • 110
      Food Banks give away Free Food says:

      The Labour party has accused Waitrose of stealing trade from small high street shops by giving a million free coffees and newspapers to its customers every week.

      http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/243ebf2c-a054-11e3-a72c-00144feab7de.html#axzz2ujGxdRh0

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      • 147
        non taxable pikey says:

        Not as much as Starbucks has stolen from the British people. I wonder why they are not having a go at the nasty multinational company and instead are attacking what is basically a workers cooperative.

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        • 182
          Labour activists says:

          Fing is roight..fing youse as to remember roight, is we is basically, roight, a bit fick.

          Like

      • 174
        SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

        For many of us the Waitrose deal is a godsend in that there is now no need to patronise enricher owned shops in order to buy a newspaper!

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      • 196
        John Bellingham says:

        Waitrose is , of course, a part of what is in essence a worker’s co-operative. Devoid of Lefty bawl-ox, it is a very successful one. Looking at the Co-op and looking back at the nationalised industries of the past, one has to wonder why the Labour Party didn’t think of the format.

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        • 292
          Expat Geordie says:

          Waitrose (my favourite shop) and John Lewis are the most expensive shops on the high street (excluding specialist shops, etc.) yet are consistently among the most profitable. They are worker owned and really do care about their employees. I recently spoke to one of the warehouse staff at their Christchurch store and he told me that he had just come back from a career break – a six month break on half pay, or it could have been three months on full pay if he wished – which he got automatically after completing ten years service.

          Now if Labour could copy the Waitrose/John Lewis model then I could see Labour being in power for ever. Fortunately they are too stupid to do that. In fact some northern friends of mine who visited me recently called Waitrose “that posh shop”. Stupid bastards.

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          • Ed Milliband says:

            No, no no. You forget, the Labour Party is now a fully fledged Marxist socialist party. The people cannot own anything – not their houses and certainly not the company they work for. The state must own everything.

            Like

          • cityferret says:

            the john lewis business model engenders a real sense of involvement of employees .. the ethos is evidently profitable for both the consumer and workforce

            Like

  45. 107
    Pong says:

    What smells?

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  46. 118
    Tell it like it is. says:

    It would appear to my good straight self, that a lot (not all Gayers) are fully taken up with being “Gay” (see Graham Norton)

    They are professionally Jesse.

    It shouldnt come as a surprise then when they spend every waking hour trying to forward the gay agenda. The PIE lot were just pushing it to see how far they could go, whilst the man in the stret thought about football and strippers.

    Id imagine the husband of one of those getting plenty of press coverage has been 100% screaming all his life. His being a marriage of convienience

    Minorities are minorities because they are outside the norm. The Norm should be where its at.

    Hindsight is indeed a wonderful thing but the PIE members should have been napalmed.

    Here endeth the sermon

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    • 154
      The Labour Party says:

      We estimate there are as many as 20,000 votes in creating policies that appeal to men that want to have anal sex with babies

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      • 173
        Dave the Perverts Minister says:

        I got a lot of stick for not including Bumsex Marriage in the 2010 conservative Manifesto. For the 2015 one, I’m going to put in legalising anal sex with toddlers.

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  47. 130
    B1lly Hague says:

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    • 131
      B1lly Hague says:

      By oppose, does he mean with soldiers and airmen and sailors?

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      • 161
        Jack says:

        Ukraine does not have a legitimate government

        The current “government” appointed by a putsch/coup…

        Does Britain support illegal governments now?

        Hague is a brazen liar

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        • 164
          How can Hague recognise a violent coop of an elected government? says:

          +1

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        • 303
          Expat Geordie says:

          In my lifetime there have been many wars. How many would I have been happy to serve in?
          Northern Ireland – to protect British people from a foreign foe.
          Falklands – who wouldn’t?
          Cold War (Germany, et al.) – because we were facing a truly evil regime.
          Gulf War I
          Sierra Leone – Blair’s war yes, but truly the definition of a just war.
          Afghanistan – self defence. But it should have been dealt with properly, with a proper supremo like Templar in Malaya instead of putting Kharzi in charge.
          Gulf War II – despite the dodgy dossier Saddam needed twatting and we had unfinished business.

          And how many wouldn’t I have been happy to serve in:
          Former Yugoslavia – protecting white muslims and sometimes former Nazis against former communists at the behest of the EU
          Ukraine – protecting former communists against former communists at the behest of the EU.

          Not our war Willy. If the EU wants to intervene then they should send in the Belgian Army. We should stay well out of it.

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      • 166
        Let’s support the government who've stabbed us in the back for 70 years says:

        Just shut the fcuk up you bald headed little twerp.

        If you westminster w@nkers thought you had a hard time trying to sell your Syrian debacle to Joe Public, just you try and sell your latest globalist shi!t stirring venture in the Ukraine.

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      • 180
        Bob says:

        Hague supporting neo nazis now in Ukraine

        After supporting the Jihadis in Syria

        HAGUE IS MAD

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        • 342
          Doug says:

          Salmond hoping the neo-nazis in Shetland don’t form a break-away government and sieze the oillfields.

          After supporting the Jihadis in Glasgow

          SALMOND IS MAD

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        • 348
          RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

          Mad? He is livid!

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    • 134
      Jack says:

      Stay out of Ukraine you dumb neocon

      You organised the putsch

      You intefered in Ukraine, illegally,

      Stop interfering and blaming others for your own criminalty

      You are supporting neo nazis FFS

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    • 199
      whippet says:

      Does anyone know anything about paid Russian trolls?

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    • 493
      green ink says:

      the ’94 memo foundation is the pragmatic choice .. putin is determined that his seabase access to the med is uncompromised whatever the cost politically and strategically the crimea returning to russian control is a very real prospect
      given the existing demographics therein… at the present time he is acting as caretaker

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  48. 132
    Dynamic Dave says:

    Meanwhile, I have telephoned Vladimir and told him to back off Ukraine, otherwise I will be sending a crack team of NHS staff to Crimea immediately.

    He said I should fuck off, otherwise he will turn the gas off.

    Problems. Problems.

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  49. 136
    C O (Ξ) says:

    This would put US and R-Fed into a de-facto state of war:

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    • 140
      C O (Ξ) says:

      What is Russ!an for ‘bothered’ ?

      Like

      • 145
        Reich kommissar Ashton says:

        Why would the Russian want to waste time talking to the oily rag when the real UK foreign secretary is Cathy Ashton, she is the big cheese and she calls the shots now.

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      • 155
        Russian Ambassador says:

        Fuck off Hague. You are a jumped up little cnut in a poxy little island that has been bank-rupted by your LibLabConner Governments.

        Vladimir and I don’t give a shit what you and Tosser Dave think.

        The Ukraine is nothing to do with the you and the U.K.

        Just piss off.

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        • 160
          was it something I said? says:

          Isn’t that what the Russian Minister said to David Miliband?

          Still applies.

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      • 159
        Peacemaker says:

        Hague is becoming a War Criminal like Blair

        UK and US neocon intervention in Ukraine has been and is MADNESS

        http://www.voltairenet.org/article182329.html

        Just like Iraq, Suria and all the rest

        STOP THESE CRIMINAL WARMONGERS BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE

        The US and UK are creating a neo-fascist state

        Don”t say that you were not informed

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        • 163
          was it something I said? says:

          Time for some winding in of necks from Hague and the EU.

          And that jackass Obama.

          Like

          • cornwall storms says:

            I think the EU, the USA and Britain should ask Russia to withdraw their embassies back to moscow. They are obviously not interested in democratic right of people to determine their own fate.

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          • was it something I said? says:

            The Ukraine has just had a coup.

            We should be politely excusing ourselves from taking sides on this one.

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          • I think EU, the USA and Britain should STF up says:

            So when are we going to get our democratic right to determine our own fate?

            Were native Britons asked if we wanted to become a despised minority in a balkanised multiethnic state?

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        • 277
          Jack says:

          The right of neocon backed hooligans to overthrow a properly elected Ukrainian Parliament and President? Recognised by the West…

          And to replace them with neo nazi thugs?

          Or perhaps you are blind to the facts

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  50. 147
    \_(")_/ says:

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    • 171
      SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      So that’s all right then???

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    • 212
      Ironside says:

      Well if he has been prosecuted for a ‘conspiracy to corrupt public morals’ Harman should surely be similarly prosecuted as well as her mate Hewitt, what a disgusting pair. Please include Marxist Jack Dromey as well whilst you are at it.

      Yeah right, not very likely, eh ?

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    • 220
      Anon. says:

      Jack Dromey defends his behaviour from Labour conference.

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  51. 166
    David Cameron says:

    Chillaxing.

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  52. 169
    \_(")_/ says:

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    • 185
      Anonymous says:

      Dear, oh dear.

      If Putin had info on all the filth these libabcon perverts had been up to, things could get very interesting very quickly.

      Wonder if British establishment will attempt to silence RT in the UK if things start to hot up.

      Let’s hope we are approaching the end times…..for all the 5th columnists, friends of another country, NWO types and globalists that have infiltrated our governments.

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  53. 170
    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    I hope everyone isn’t too mashed up and hungover for some robust right wing political blogging tonight.

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  54. 175
    Tom from Burnham on Sea says:

    The little Irish guy in charge of British Airways has been mentioning Visas to the UK from Asia are in a complete mess.

    Is this the next train crash for David Cameron ?

    Last year there was no need to dredge the River Parrett and now it is top of his “to do” list.

    There is something about the guy I just don’t like.

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  55. 178
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Thank Christ there are no kiddie fondlers on the Tory Party !

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    • 184
      Stuart Hall says:

      I quite like young girls myself but frankly I prefer them a good few years older then ten.

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      • 189
        Bristol is sinking says:

        I believe having read the Daily Mail Mr and Mrs Harman, two leading Socialists and honorable Members of Parliament, quite like the idea of having sex with girls as young as ten.

        They may deny the allegations but quite frankly where the claims differ I prefer the the version of the Daily Mail.

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  56. 183
    Drop a daisy cutter on David Cameron says:

    I’ve spent all day searching for a U2 CD… …but I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.

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  57. 188
    Bob says:

    William Hague’s neo nazi friends in central Ukraine

    Has the UK Government gone mad?

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    • 191
      Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

      The video is truly disgusting.

      We most certainly do not want people like that in the EU.

      Mr Cameron should be saying loudly and clearly there is no way he will let Ukraine into the Community.

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      • 192
        Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

        I am most impressed by the way the security forces dealt with this naked thuggery and aggression under extreme provocation and abuse.

        It reminded me very much of the student riots in London a few years ago which of course led to the Conservative HQ being ransacked.

        Compare the performance of the security forces in Ukraine and you will realize how poorly the public in London were served by the Police

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        • 197
          Elsie Hargreaves 5 Railway Terrace Dewsbury says:

          I think we should simply stop buying any more gas from the Ukraine.

          People like that are best avoided.

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        • 252
          Anonymous says:

          if you are a mp and get caught pilfering money from the public you’ll get 3 months, if however you are young chav caught nicking a pair of trainers in the midst of a riot you’ll get 4 years.

          and talking of riots remember the sony distribution warehouse getting torched in enfield? the fuckers who were using matches that night were special branch… and i can prove that conclusively. they did it to protect eton. the ironic thing is eton was never in danger, it was part of a psy-op. so if you were one of the multitude of small record labels involved with the independent distributor pias, you should fire (no pun intnded) a foi request to met plod asking them for location details regarding special branch on the night of the 8th of august 2011.

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      • 256
        cornwall storms says:

        Dear Yvonne you miss the point – the EU are welcome to them – we are sorry they are so uncivilised, undemocratic and violent but we don’t wish to be part of the sort of EU that is encouraging them to become a member and No I am not a supporter of UKIP or labour or any other extremist leftwing party.

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    • 241
      Screw the LibLabCon says:

      So the LibLabConners have been supporting these anti-democratic scum?

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      • 281
        Anonymous says:

        Yep, just like the KLA vermin in Kosovo, and the murderous Islamo rabble in Syria.

        Subversion of independent states by the same rootless, criminal oligarchs running the west into the ground.

        The biggest enemy we in the west face are our own corrupt and compromised governments.

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        • 296
          Anonymous says:

          Tatars are prominent in that video. Their distinctive features were visable despite face coverings. They were bused in for violence and they were also the ones causing trouble in Crimea. All this has been orchestrated from day one.

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        • 312
          Expat Geordie says:

          So we “intervene” in Kosovo to save the “Kosovan Albanians” in 1999, yet in 2000 gangs of “Kosovan Albanians” (read: Albanians) are assaulting and r@píng our women in Oxford.

          At least the only Syrian that we let in was that nice Mr Assad, who used to work as an eye surgeon for the NHS in London – must be where he practiced his killing before going home.

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  58. 193
    indefinite leave to remain in the UK says:

    EU TROLL ALERT ON DM THREAD….Anyone else notice the conspicuous green thumbs up of clearly anti UKIP comments?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2570198/Nigel-Farage-launches-patriotic-push-Euro-election-victory-Ukips-new-Love-Britain-slogan-used-BNP.html#comments-2570198

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  59. 203
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    With the wee wifey away, I suddenly fancied a Sloppy Giuseppe and 30 minutes later I was totally satisfied.

    Later, I had a take-away pizza.

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  60. 209
    General (little)Willie Fag-Hag says:

    Time for strong men to step forward. I have reread all Winston`s work this last week and the time for prevarication, delay and blogging is over.

    So tis with a heavy heart that I announce that this sceptred isle will henceforth and from now on, henceforth be… er. ..tweeting comments about U.

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  61. 210
    Podiceps says:

    Has the Honest Sausage been closed too?

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  62. 211
    General (little)Willie Fag-Hag says:

    David,…..tis Willie here, no not that one on the Heath, you need to tell me how much we can spend on the U war effort, how will we get tanks over`t north sea, why not get Gideon to do a special war tax next week, like income tax we could keep it later on.

    Brilliant, eh eh?

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  63. 215
    LibLabCon central poliburo, attention, attention says:

    We shall have to make immediate arrangements for up to 54 million Ucrane refugees, they have every right to join their cousins from Bulmania and the UK is a natural fit.

    All housing waiting lists are hereby commandeered as from 7.00pm.

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  64. 217
    C.O.Jones says:

    Will Mr van Rumpey unleash the forces of hell on the Russians or will he keep the 1st Luxembourg Seals in reserve?

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  65. 219
    C O (Ξ) says:

    Very good piece pointing out that certain far left / right MSM sources have been acting in agitprop role for M’oscow / K’iev viz reporting of U’kraine protests, and analyzes propaganda:

    http://www.nybooks.com/blogs/nyrblog/2014/mar/01/ukraine-haze-propaganda/

    Publications Specifically:

    L’yndon L’aRouche’s Executive Intelligence Review
    R’on P’aul’s newsletter
    The N’ation
    The G’uardian

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  66. 222
    M103 says:

    Do you think Putin would help us to get rid of the Tories?
    And if he bombed the Somerset Levels, would that create some big holes for the water to drain into?

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  67. 224
    Anonymous says:

    Wonder why Harman and Dromney have not threatened to sue!!!!

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  68. 225
    brown-dog says:

    Match Of The Day panel is ‘too white’ and needs to become more diverse, BBC says

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2570639/Match-Of-The-Day-panel-white-needs-diverse-BBC-says.html

    Note who at the BBC is saying this. We are really being played for fools by this tribe.

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  69. 226
    EU Watch 2 says:

    G’reece should just exit the Euro and EU take a bath:

    In other developments, M’alaria has returned to G’reece as a result of the damage that has been done to public health system:

    h**p://rt.com/news/malaria-greece-austerity-healthcare-171/

    Nothing to do with climate change.

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  70. 227
    Anonymous says:

    Black Brixton bar owner blames late-night violence that is blighting nightclub industry on black people

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2570474/Brixton-bar-owner-blames-late-night-violence-blighting-nightclub-industry-black-people.html

    “The author of the post, who warned it was a ‘controversial’ message, said: ‘The absolute majority of people who have disrupted theses venues are black men and increasingly some black women.

    ‘There, I said it. It is true, I have witnessed it and there is both anecdotal and empirical evidence that what I say is true.
    ‘I know some will say that it is a “minority” doing the damage but I disagree.”

    ==============================

    Two men found dead inside car in North London as police launch murder investigation

    h**p://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2570862/Two-men-dead-inside-car-North-London-police-launch-murder-investigation.html

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  71. 228
    EU Watch 2 says:

    Further protests in S’pain despite law banning:

    One should note the news agency giving this coverage.

    RUPTLY is a division of RT based in W-G’ermany.

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    • 235
      SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      It seems that the Spanish mobs are as economically ignorant as our own ,it was their own stupid government that got them into the Euro ,now they are surprised when there is no more money .

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  72. 230
    Ah! there's never a copper when you need one says:

    Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew has apologised for headbutting Hull City midfielder David Meyler.

    WHY AREN’T THESE THUGS CHARGED?

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    • 233
      Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA … *breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA …

      Like

    • 234
      Chelsea Blues says:

      Fulham are now managed by Mr Magoo !

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    • 437
      A Prawn Sandwich says:

      At most top football matches you normally find a couple of police officers positioned close to the players entrance and centre circle right next to the managers’ huts.

      What the average idiot in the crowd does not realize is that the Police then put in a bill of over £250 plus Vat per officer which is added to the price of the ticket.

      Not bad for an afternoon or evenings work 25/30 times a year.

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      • 510
        was it something I said? says:

        Better still they use volunteer ‘special’ police. So they charge £250+VAT for somebody who doesn’t even get paid.

        Plus they (Plod) decide how many police will be needed to make sure the event is safe. And if you don’t pay up then you can’t hold the match.

        Protection money? Did somebody mention protection money?

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  73. 231
    frank says:

    Love Paedos
    Vote Labour

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  74. 236
    Ed Moribund says:

    ed Miliband hails historic change to relationship with the unions.

    “Can somebody change?
    It’s possible.
    Maybe it’s strange…
    But it’s possible.

    All my dearest companions and treasures —
    I’ve left ‘em behind…
    I’ll turn a leaf over, and who can tell what I may find?”

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    • 263
      cornwall storms says:

      Are you saying militwit said something useful in the last few days? Most of us never heard it!

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      • 291
        Ed "Chancer"Balls says:

        He said he was ending the unions power over his party. Then the unions held out a wallet stuffed with cash and Miliband said he was “”reviewing .. The situation.”

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  75. 237
    MPs deleting embarrasing wiki entries from Parliament-Studies teacher says:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/embarrassing-edits-made-to-politicians-wikipedia-pages-by

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  76. 238
    O'bummer says:

    Things are getting serious and I need to say something. Has anybody seen my autocue? I expect it to ready for action and loaded with a full ‘speech cartridge’ when I get back from my jog around the White House in my office tie and work shoes.

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    • 268
      preemptive artistic statement says:

      when the going gets tough the tough get jogging

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      • 313
        Bill Quango MP says:

        Depends on the president.

        1. Carter used to cry
        2. Ford used to play golf.
        3. Nixon would steal something
        4. Kennedy would inject something
        5. Reagan would have a little snooze
        6. Bush snr would have a drink
        7. Clinton would have a cigar and a shag
        8. and Bush jnr would invade somewhere.

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        • 325
          The President of the United States of America says:

          When I fall in love,
          It will be completely,
          Or I’ll never fall in love……

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  77. 240
    Anonymous says:

    so cameron has fucked us off for years about a referendum on the eu but here he is backing the eu regarding ukraine. but what else would you expect from someone who is involved in the common purpose cult…

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10423070/Press-row-PM-faces-questions-over-link-to-charity.html

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    • 243
      Screw the LibLabCon says:

      Cameron is a cυnt.

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      • 248
        C O (Ξ) says:

        You forgot ‘hypocritical':

        Anyone recall Syr!a ?

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        • 293
          cheche says:

          i am watching endeavour

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        • 320
          Expat Geordie says:

          Surely “Cameron is a hypocritical Hunt” is an oxymoron? Sure just using the word “Cameron” should suffice?

          Like

        • 356
          The British Public says:

          Syria is none of our business

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        • 438
          never put up with mediocrity says:

          “the world is watching”

          Unless you like cartoons you cannot help but watch ” the situation in Ukraine” on free TV this morning.

          At least Mr Cameron has his finger on the pulse .

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    • 294
      UKIP or bust says:

      Tut, tut, lot’s of pieces in the Telegraph of late that have no provision for comment.

      What are they afraid of?

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  78. 245
    Anonymous says:

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    • 249
      Sharia law says:

      Cut his hand off

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      • 260
        cornwall storms says:

        If AC supports moazzem does not that make him an accessory? AC was also associated in the apparent brainwashing of ade bol ajo and ade bow ale. What’s being done about AC?

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    • 330
      Expat Geordie says:

      The method of the Prophet was to make it up as he went along. Try reading the Kórán. It makes the most boring bits of the King James Bible sound like a Tom Clancy novel. It is the most contradictory, hypocritical made up piece of shit going. 124 bits where they say respect other religions, and one that says don’t, but this bit overrides the others. Alcohol goes from perfectly acceptable to don’t turn up to the Mósqúe pissed to totally unacceptable – all in the same bloody guide book. And you can tell where old Móhámméd was skint and having problems with the money lenders because he suddenly bans usury! Oh, and muzzie men can have up to four wives (sensible at the time due to a shortage of men) but old Mo could shag as many women as he wanted – including nine-year-olds.

      It’s all a great big bloody con.

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      • 428
        RSVP says:

        Are you free to do the sermon at either the East London or the Regent’s Park mosque next Friday?

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    • 511
      POTUS says:

      Cut his dick so he cant reproduce any more fuckers like him.

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  79. 247
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    How useful for Merkel that the neo Naz1’s are back in charge in the Ukraine. She must be so upset at that?

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  80. 250
    Piers Morgan says:

    This clown(Owen Jones) apparently going to mock MY career in the Sunday Times tomorrow… > http://bit.ly/1i2hbwy

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    • 254
      cornwall storms says:

      owenjones mocking piers morgan?

      Well that’ll be it takes one to know one won’t it!!!

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  81. 255
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Apparently there are more germs on a door handle than on a toilet seat. From now on I’m opening the door with my arsehole.

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  82. 261
    EU Watch 2 says:

    Car bomb in Cyprus targeting ref of upcoming US / U’kraine friendly match yesterday:

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  83. 262
    Fog on the Tyne says:

    Breaking ……..William Hague asks Alan Pardew to conduct diplomatic talks with Sergei Lavrov.

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  84. 264
    Fishy says:

    Has Putin’s man in the UK Parliament had anything to thay about the Ukraine cwithith?

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  85. 266
    Moddy botted again says:

    Has Putin’s man in the UK Parliament had anything to thay about the Ukraine cwithith yet?

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  86. 267
    Chuka? says:

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  87. 270
    Britain must say NO says:

    Ukraine asking the EU for military help.

    Well it was bound to happen after the way the EU whore kept showing the Ukraine fascists a lot of leg. I trust William Hague will refuse any British troops.

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    • 272
      Britain must say NO says:

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    • 275
      Britain must say NO says:

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    • 278
      And Did Europe listen? says:

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      • 279
        Wet Fart says:

        And Windmills don’t make gas.

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      • 284
        Socialism's Reward says:

        We shall send them our booklet on bum sex marriage,
        that should hold the blighters back.

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      • 286
        A whole political class just needs to go says:

        But you don’t mind us being hopelessly dependant on middle eastern oil.

        Perhaps if you establishment twats hadn’t stirred up trouble in the first place, we wouldn’t be in this potential mess.

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        • 288
          bvcdvxbcv says:

          I think you will find that they do mind. Do mind very much indeed. So very much do they mind that dependence on middle East oil has galvanised the establishment all over the world for a hundred years and more and caused a whole raft of wars.

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      • 304
        Moddy botted again says:

        No wonder the former Communists who now represent the The Green Party wanted us to dismantle our energy security. Meanwhile Milibandski has nothing to say.

        Everything becomes clear.

        Let’s get fracking

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      • 310
        Cameron's energy policy is Pink Weddings says:

        And what has Dave done about it in his four years? Nothing absolutely nothing.

        He has devoted his whole four years to homosexual weddings and telling Putin he is a Hunt for not doing the same

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      • 382
        Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

        No Carswell you Tory mong, it’s that moon faced wanker that’s your leader who along with his dwarf slaphead sidekick have done Merkel’s bidding.

        By the way where is Hollande and France in all this? Very very quiet, no doubt leaving the British to be the ones to get involved.

        Warning to our politicians, you get us involved in this and every one of you fuckers will be hanging from a lamp post.

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      • 409
        My Wife says:

        This is the kind of moronic, oversimplistic analysis which we have come to expect from the morons who now infest our Parliament and pretend to be the nation’s leaders.

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  88. 280
    ?Miband special conference says:

    Have Labour come out to announce their special relationship with the voters?

    Like

    • 282
      BBC there to help says:

      Things are moving on and growing up fast. Time is in short supply for a courtship. We will relate when something that is not short lived emerges.

      Like

    • 305
      Meband to announce says:

      I have consulted with Jack and Harriet, considered Edwards cost of living crisis, the warming climate and remain horrified with the barriers we have between us the the voters. I shall now decree all Labour members shall now dress in their birthday suites for all occasions.

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  89. 283
    Derry Cocksporn says:

    HI FROM BRIXTON PRISON, HARRIET !!

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  90. 285
    Nowt but Bloody Trouble says:

    At least 28 dead and 113 injured after gang of knife-wielding men attack a train station in China

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2570996/At-27-dead-109-injured-gang-knife-wielding-men-attack-train-station-China.html

    Horrible, why? Then I read on down the page and finally the author started using the Muslim word, then again and again. Seems that China is plagued by them too.

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    • 289
      haddock says:

      the BBC, of course, will term them “Islamists” , Christians or Budhists who kill people are called Christians and Budhists, Muslims are never called Muslims… unless they are victims

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    • 290
      Coming to a western country says:

      Watch how the BBC will try and spin this, or just outright lie.

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    • 371
      altruism in industry says:

      If this is our diversity friends that is just madness. how far do they think they are going to get against the Chinese mentality ? and by these methods ? it is insanity. Buddhism for example was spread throughout China by teaching positive knowledge.

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      • 393
        a n o n y m o u s says:

        The last time the Uighar Muslims caused shit in China, a 100 of the main ringleaders went missing overnight never to be seen again. The Chinks don’t fuck about.

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        • 430
          Fly on the wall says:

          They showed that too as they were escorting the Olympic torch around the UK. maybe we need to take a few lessons from them rather than the tits at the ECHR.

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  91. 287

    Flat Earthers protest against Apple’s environmental policies by buying shares in Apple

    http://www.nationalcenter.org/PR-Apple_Tim_Cook_Climate_022814.html

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    • 315
      Some lefties don't engage they brain before writing says:

      Um, that’s not what it actually says though, is it?

      Maybe you need to re-read it? Or have you changed sides?

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      • 351
        Jimmy says:

        Read all the way down. They are opposed to Apple so they bought shares in order to bring a denier motion which failed.

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  92. 302
    Poor sods says:

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    • 306
      Oh FFS Yet another Fucking EU Quango says:

      EU External Action Verified account

      @eu_eeas

      Latest news from the European External Action Service (EEAS), the EU’s Foreign & Security Policy Service led by Catherine Ashton. RTs/follows ≠ endorsements

      HQ: Brussels · eeas.europa.eu

      https://twitter.com/eu_eeas

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    • 307
      Oh FFS Yet another Fucking EU Quango says:

      EU External Action Verified account

      @eu_eeas

      Latest news from the European External Action Service (EEAS), the EU’s Foreign & Security Policy Service led by Catherine Ashton. RTs/follows ≠ endorsements

      HQ: Brussels · eeas.europa.eu

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    • 314
      No rush says:

      Is she busy doing something else until Wednesday?

      Like

    • 336
      Expat Geordie says:

      Can’t spell Kiev either.

      Like

  93. 309
    preemptive artistic statement says:

    Is there anybody else concerned that the foreign and commonwealth office might lack the balls to assert our independence and generally might not have a clue what should be our proper relationship with the rest ?

    Like

    • 431
      FCO(ff) says:

      You clearly have NO idea of the importance of being able to speak French AND have a degree in PPE.

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  94. 317
    That's not going to sell many copies. says:

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  95. 321
    Oh oh this is not good says:

    @mehdirhasan: Argh. Former NATO commander Admiral James Stavridis (retired) says NATO should prepare for war with Russia (!)

    http://t.co/QEUEqRihbs

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    • 327
      EU Martyrs says:

      I think we should send the Baroness Ashton and the Herman Van Rompuy on a suicide mission.

      Like

      • 347
        Tensions rising says:

        Putin told Obama Russia reserves right to protect its interests and those of Russian-speakers if there is violence in east Ukraine or Crimea.
        by David MacLean Sky 10:46 PM

        White House says Obama told Putin that he has violated international law and faces political and economic isolation over.
        by David MacLean Sky 10:46 PM

        US will suspend participation in preparatory meetings for G8 summit in Sochi.
        by David MacLean Sky 10:45 PM

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        • 366
          No not the Empty Chair. says:

          That Obama is a tough cookie. Pulling out of a meeting will have Putin quaking in his boots.

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  96. 326
    Anonymous says:

    We shall tweet them on he beaches….

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  97. 328
    Double Standards says:

    Despite all the vicious attacks, jokes, insults and abuse that was said about and to Mrs Thatcher during her time in office and after, not once did she or her allies accuse any of her detractors of being sexist or misogynist. If Harman or someone of her ilk was ever prime minister, you can bet a trillion pounds that she and her acolytes would be screaming sexism within 5 seconds of the first mildly phrased criticism.

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    • 361
      Socialist says:

      Shut Up, Pay your taxes, think & do exactly what you are bloody well told; you racist, mysogynist, middle-class, home-owning white bastard.

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    • 483
      Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

      The day Harpic gets power most men will be placed into gas chambers.

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    oioi says:

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  101. 341
    GCHQ says:

    All your user accounts are belong to us.

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    • 369
      Thick As Thieves says:

      Give us a job m8

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      • 395
        EU to me says:

        Screw that, our new masters the Russians will be here soon, we have no army /navy/airforce all the kit has been sold off or the management has gone politically correct and fly rainbow flags instead of unit colours, if the rest of the world can walk into Britain without anybody stopping them, whose going to stop them, our Dave, Ashton and the EU.

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  102. 359
    Kent Brockman says:

    I for one welcome our new Crimean overlords.

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  103. 360
    Tony Blair says:

    Please let’s have a new war! It’s good for business!

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  104. 362
    I always thought that mass medication of the population would end in tears says:

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  105. 364
    Gas Gas Gas says:

    Odd that the News is not mentioning GAS.

    Like

  106. 365
    David Cameron PM says:

    Look here Vlad you fucking oik, I’ll give you a jolly good telling off I will!

    Like

    • 368
      Gay PM takes on Russian Bear says:

      I think Putin is running scared of Dave, it really shook him up when Dave didn’t turn up at Sochi.

      Like

  107. 373
    Barry in Full Propaganda Mode says:

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  108. 374
    B@rry in Full Propaganda Mode says:

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    • 520
      Friend of Nixon says:

      My limp cock could do a better stint in presidency than that fool. Why do electorates always vote for some idealist smiley liberal type with no substance?

      Like

  109. 381
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    The gormless mong in the Whitehouse lets the world step closer to a war with Russia and the only action he takes is to allow a photo of him in his jeans posing for a photo.

    Needless to say the useless media just LOVES the photo. You wonder if the media will ever pull their noses out of his backside.

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    • 457
      C O (Ξ) says:

      Considering how much he is not doing, how exactly has he stepped closer to war ?

      R-Fed apparently recalling US ambassador – Now that is a jump towards war, but by R-Fed not US.

      WH appears at present to be doing everything it can to not antagonize the situation, and avoid having to foot the costs of this EU screw up.

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      • 479
        Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

        No he has his useful idiots Vague, Cameron and Ashton to do his dirty work for him, just like he did in Libya and he was hoping for in Syria.

        He should make it clear to the EU the USA is out of this one.

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        • 484
          C O (Ξ) says:

          I think he has already made that clear – to a point.

          Cameron et al. are not working for the US: He fired them some time back by the look of it.

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  110. 383
    Meanwhile says:

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  111. 384
    • 385
      The face that sank a thousand ships says:

      eu_eeas is a good name for Our Catherine.

      https://twitter.com/eu_eeas

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    • 390
      a n o n y m o u s says:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battleship_Potemkin

      The thickos behind the scenes in the USA and EU have fucked themselves this time.

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      • 403
        The Wisdom of Crowds says:

        This kind of fiasco is what happens when oligarchic governments are not sufficiently accountable to the public.

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    • 453
      C O (Ξ) says:

      This story originated from R-Fed Media: It is outright black propaganda.

      Observations:

      i) Has not been independently confirmed by any reputable news agency.
      (How can you see what flag a boat is flying or what intentions of commander is for a boat whose position is not known, and whose commander has not been interviewed ?)

      ii) R-Fed has U navy boxed in. They want to beat that navy without a fight.

      iii) Propaganda like this undermines the authority of the U-govt and if successful undermines moral in U army. R-Fed can take U within Intl Law if U army realigns with R-Fed. Or – turns against iffy govt and reinstates Yanukovych.

      iv) Ordering T’key to block passage of vessel through straits doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. T’key is not currently in a state of war.

      Unless T’key is in a state of war, under terms of Montreaux convention, it has no authority whatsoever to block passage of a vessel of this nature belonging to a Black Sea power. If the vessel has changed sides this changes nothing as R-Fed is a Black Sea power.

      http://sam.baskent.edu.tr/belge/Montreux_ENG.pdf

      There is a similar propaganda story doing the rounds sourced from debka (!srael) relating to the US 6th Fleet.

      The only grain of truth in that propaganda is that the surveillance vessels the US sent to Sochi which went onwards to G’eorgia, may be keeping an eye on events.

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      • 462
        Neocon/CIA black ops says:

        Here os the proof of CIA black ops behind the coup in Kiev

        http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/24784/53/

        Klitchko one of Nuland’s protegés…

        Receiving Lithuanian (CIA) funding to”destabilise” the legally elected Ukrainian regime

        The neocon/CIA criminals are clearly behind using neo nazis to perpetuate regime change while US media proisis a “revolution of the people”

        Goebbels could not have done better

        PS And why did Klichtko (and other opposition members) refuse to become PM when the positionw as offered to him in January?!

        Answer: Nocons/CIA wanted a coup…

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      • 467
        We the People says:

        The Ukrainian coup was a CIA/Neocon black operation

        http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/24784/53/

        Financing and organised by ‘NGOs” and “Lithuanians” etc

        We now have the proof, including statments about “destabilisation” at the time the Opposition refused to assume the Government, offered to them…

        The Neocons wanted regime change…NOT compromise…

        They continue their criminal warmongering and subversive operations……

        But We the People do not want war and their filthy operations…

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        • 481
          C O (Ξ) says:

          Why release screenshots and not the actual E-Mail’s with the meta-data detail ? Why are they communicating in English ? What mail client was that pictured ?

          That is again propaganda: Perhaps with the grain of truth that the West has been backing the nationalist loons in U. But that article is complete garbage until confirmed by a proper news outlet.

          However, R-Fed would prefer people in Europe to not interfere with their own plans and prefer not to engage.

          Such messages asserting that ‘We the people do not want war’ etc. are blatant propaganda assertions designed to disarm the enemy.

          Any and all who propagate such messages – in particular the left – are not acting with best intentions at heart.

          In fact they are working for ‘the enemy’.

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  112. 386
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    I suggest we all side with Putin and attack the EU.

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  113. 388
    altruism in industry says:

    Can somebody give wee willy a smack and explain that we do not want to go to war because some people want to join the EU ? as we are wanting to leave and it is nothing to do with us.

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  114. 391
    Baroness Catherine Ashton, High Representative of the European Union for Foreign Affairs and Securit says:

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    • 397
      The Ugly Stick says:

      She’s remarkable. She makes being an anti-democratic moron a bad name.

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      • 399
        Anonymous says:

        They are not fooling anybody. This is not about the Ukrainian people, they are going to be the victims here. This is all about pushing the EU’s borders East, reducing Russian influence in the Med by denying access via the bases they have in the Crimea. Punishing Putin for his support of Syria, adding the Ukraine to a long list of countries in debt to the IMF (Goldman sachs, etc). Putting the Ukrainian people into debt servitude, and getting their mits on Ukrainian resources. As usual our American poodle Hague is in the thick of, promising a blank cheque of OUR tax revenue. Our politicians are mankind’s enemy.

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        • 408
          Scallywag says:

          My god…she is one ugly motherfucker!

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        • 410
          C O (Ξ) says:

          Would be better to let the R-Fed deal with the U’s.

          U’s are utter c’unts, and they are broke.

          Only interest for countries bordering is security.

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    • 400
      The British Public says:

      The sad thing is, when she gets slung out of Europe for being bloody useless, she’s still a baroness and we are going to be stuck with her collecting 300 quid a day for the rest of her natural life. Or until arrested for treason.

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      • 413
        Baroness Cashton says:

        Don’t forget my enormous EU pension and all those lovely quangos I will be able to join.

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    • 406
      td says:

      The West has stirred this up and it is all about getting one over the so called enemy. No one cares about the people as long as the people with power keep the power or extend it.

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      • 412
        The West says:

        Don’t blame us. The main people responsible are not representative of anybody but themselves.

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    • 414
      baroness knotty ashton says:

      obviously related to ken dodd.

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    • 507
      was it something I said? says:

      I knew I’s seen that face before.

      1:26.

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  115. 396
    Displaced Brummie says:

    That’s the problem with the Labour Party. Too many senior party figures with their fingers in too many PIEs…

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  116. 398
    Anonymous says:

    The EU started this madness.

    It has got nothing to do with the United States- nothing.

    Americans – keep that half-wit Obama in check. Very simply, it is far too complicated for him or Biden to even grasp the basics of the problem. Go back to wrecking folks’ health plans.

    EU – time to apologise and offer reparations.

    Hague – shut your mouth!

    Russia – restraint – don’t give these idiots any ammunition.

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  117. 404
    My Wife says:

    William Hague is only a baldy. Why does he think he’s so important?

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  118. 407
    never turn your back on mother earth says:

    i don’t think it will be very long until we hear that rupert murdoch is performing a very convincing and exceedingly permanent impression of robert maxwell.

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  119. 416
    Jack Dromey says:

    What about black sausages?

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  120. 417
    C O (Ξ) says:

    It is looking like O’bama’s strategy is partly about figuring what the R-Fed know and where / how they are setting the terms of engagement.

    On the other hand he is sending a clear message to !srael that they could end up on the ‘wrong’ side of any new iron curtain which comes down.

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  121. 421
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Never mind all these war things and murdering of people and their economies …….

    we can all watch the fucking Oscars on sunday night and watch all the fucking luvvies talking up their shit and listen to their hollyweirdo speeches ….. of having struggled to act put a fucking film …

    Jesus Fucking H Chist.

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  122. 433
    Guy News Room says:

    Ukraine crisis: Live updates as Russian President Vladimir Putin sends our man in the Ukraine,Owen Jones, to the Crimea.

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  123. 434
    The tit still selling the UK down the river from no. 10 says:

    I like quisling, I like quisling, I like quisling and I like to quisle.

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  124. 435
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Can you pledge a couple of hours to campaign with your local Labour Party? Trust me, it makes all the difference:

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  125. 436
    A view from atop the pyramid says:

    Noticed on s’ocial m’edia past 36 hours or so.

    If you see or hear anyone using the phrase ‘hater’ or going on a race baiting fishing trip they appear to be working for P’tin.

    They seem to be mobilized against anyone critical of O’bama or EU policy.

    Just a heads up.

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    • 452
      Barry o'Maha says:

      Mirror, mirror on the wall
      Who’s the fairest of them all ?

      
      

      Damn – bloody mirror’s cracked again !

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    • 475
      a n o n y m o u s says:

      Indeed I’ve noticed how quiet certain parts of the internet suddenly became when things in the Ukraine escalated, the usual shills must have been rounded up to work overtime in the media sections to stop your average dullard from “going off message” and to astrotuft that Vlad is bad.

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  126. 440
    C O (Ξ) says:

    EU demonstrating that it has no spine and is somewhat cowardly:

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    • 456
      EU to me says:

      Strange the EU was forced on us and the rest of Europe to stop more wars in Europe, but the none democratic leaders of the EU are trying to start a war with Russia, time for Britain to pull out or arm all European politicians and let them play at war, they won’t be missed.

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      • 465
        C O (Ξ) says:

        A war with R-Fed, or encouraging R-Fed to mobilize should help European defence contractors.

        That in turn is desired by the US in order to allow USG to force its own contractors to reduce their costs (via credible competition).

        This also helps politically justify defence spending with US voters.

        EU is meant to help reduce costs to the US of maintaining security in Europe. US foots this cost not for the sake of Europeans but because Europe is an important trading partner to the US and the US does not want to see another World War at present.

        R-Fed was going to mobilize sooner or later.

        Given that the U theater will be very conventional – if R-Fed occupies U then tank forces will be primarily used, this helps make the case for un-cancelling the recently cancelled A-10 system among others.

        (h**p://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/a-10/)

        Note also that B.A.E. systems is looking at a 10% drop in earnings as a result of recent US defence budget cuts.

        http://www.reuters.com/video/2014/02/20/us-defence-budget-cuts-hurt-bae?videoId=280433853

        How could a belligerent R-Fed help with that earnings problem ?
        ;-)

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  127. 442
    Mini Kinnockio - welsh windbag Jnr says:

    This spawn of that lying wesh twat Kinnock now has a mini-windbag up for a parachute into safe seat. if selected will be a shoo in apparently as a Welsh Labour MP. He lies even before he gets selected or he’s crap with money so should make him a great Labour MP . If he is selected then it shows that Labour our voters would vote for a pile of dog shit with a red rossette. They deserve everything they get if they choose this guy.

    From seen elsewhere

    Danish news outlets have accused Mr Stephen Kinnock of underestimating the school fees, and yesterday Mr Kinnock said: “This was a fast-moving story and I was very keen to clarify some of the misleading things that were being said about my daughter’s schooling as rapidly as possible.

    “I therefore gave you a figure without properly checking the exact amount first. I was sure at the time that it was around 1,000 Danish kroner per month (£110.38), but in fact I now understand that it is 1,500 kroner per month (£165.57). I have thanked the Danish journalist who contacted me for providing me with the correct information.”

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    • 443
      Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

      hahahahahh !

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      • 498
        Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

        Conveniently forgetting to mention why state schools are good for children of the masses but not good enough for his.

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  128. 445
    The BBC shills for Labour YET AGAIN says:

    The BBC being totally selective again on how it reports the Northern Ireland letters in a piece by Peter Hain.
    “His intervention came after it emerged UK governments had written to more than 180 republican paramilitary suspects to say they would not be prosecuted.”

    Note that they say UK governments, note also from the article that Hain is painted in a light of “paving the way to peace”

    What you don’t see is any mention of Labour government or Tony Blair.

    They are not even bothering to hide now they are just openly in serious breach of their charter.

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  129. 448
    C O (π) says:

    Nice article:

    ‘The Labour party was not just “any old organization”. It was a group of elderly male perverts in stained trousers who allowed inflation to rise to 28% and then introduced a laughable “income policy” that banned pay rises so that nobody could buy anything nice and would then end up thinking “Hey-ho, maybe we should join the Soviet Union after all”.’

    Question:

    What value does HH add to the UK ?

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    • 499
      Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

      Now it’s fake austerity, corporate tax avoidance and open borders causing a strain on resources and inflicting wage deflation on millions of British workers.
      “hey-ho, maybe we should have even closer ties with the EU after all”.

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    • 517
      POTUS says:

      None.

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  130. 449
    Dave the Perverts Minister says:

    WTF is Willybum going to the Ukraine? Is he taking his latest pretty boy Spad to keep him warm at night?

    None of the Ukranians and certainly not Vladimir gives a shit about what anyone from this LibLabConner bank-rupted little island says. However, perhaps one of them will go to Edinburgh in September to advise the newly independent state of Scotchland.

    Shut the fuck up Willybum. You stupid posing jumped up little cnut.

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    • 451
      Little Willy says:

      After I’ve downed 13 pints I can sort out any situation. And I’m not taking my Spad – I’ve asked Alan Pardew to come along.

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  131. 455
    The Ukrainian coup says:

    Here thoughtful which states the background to Ukraine

    http://consortiumnews.com/2014/02/26/cheering-a-democratic-coup-in-ukraine/

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  132. 460
    Grant Shapps says:

    Tory cuts so far, 20,000 Army, 5,000 Navy, 5,000 RAF, 60,000 NHS, 16,000 Police, 730,000 Public Sector,1,700 Firemen, 0 Bankers.

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    • 469
      I'm just a common guy says:

      Only 730,000 uncivil servants, lot more to clear out then, no bankers, what do you expect these politician’s of all tribes have to have a little 2 day job a week to make end’s meet, after all their pension pot will just reach £100,000 a year, after freely throwing tax payers money around as their own for years, you can’t expect them to do that with their own money.

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  133. 461
    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    Bacon sarnie, cuppa, duvet on the sofa – the perfect PornHub moment! What’s yours?

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  134. 466
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    A few more testosterone-fuelled tweets from the right wing political bloggers, armchair generals / cruise missile liberals, and Russia will stay out of Ukraine pronto

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  135. 470
    non taxable pikey says:

    Modbot, the first sentient program? Be afraid, be very afraid.

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  136. 471
    LabourBlist-er says:

    It was a brilliant warm day in London – the first Saturday in spring, so what better than a good family matinee?

    Sadly “The Ed Miliband Show” at the ExCel Centre didn’t quite live up to it’s bill matter “The most momentous day for Labour since 1918″ boasted Ed (that’s 18 minutes past 7 to the rest of us.

    The truth is, though Ed is so very entertaining with his post-modern Norman Wisdom act, and nobody can beat him at gurning (except perhaps his brother in their double act days) , he really doesn’t have the weight to carry a one-man show.

    What was needed was some old fashioned family entertainment. The first half could have begun with Hazel Blears and Caroline Flint (“The Division Belles – the tap-dancing totties”) kicking off their retirement tour. Then to keep up the light-hearted fun, that Frantic Frolicking Funster, Frank Field, the biggest joke in Birkenhead, could have done his Ken Dodd tribute (“it’s such a lovely day, it’s the sort of day for making a little old lady happy – by shoving a little old man through her letterbox. Tatty-bye everybody!”).

    Then a song or two from Westminster’s answer to Anne Zeigler and Webster Booth – Harriet Harman and Jack Dromey. I know their dead, but then, politically so is Hattie and Jack.

    To end the first half on a show of strength, portly Rachel Reeves could have torn up phone books and bent pokers.

    Ed should have done just the second half, and, as two Ed’s are better than one, Ed Balls could have accompanied him behind the drum kit, filling in with some paradiddles, hand gestures, a few rim shots to emphasize a point, ending the act with a hearty press roll, to bring the audience to their feet.

    As it was, it was all a bit anti-climatic. The audience was on it’s foot, the band (Peter Mandelson’s Strings Attached) were playing “Tea For One”, and as the audience marched out, munching their complimentary Sainsbury’s “Basics” Sausage Roll, Jim Murphy was heard to ask what time “Ant & Dec” were on as he wanted to see if Gordon Ramsey swore as much as him.

    It was a sad reminder you can’t bring the Goon Show back, however much you want to . Eddie is no Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan or Harry Secombe

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  137. 472
    ANON says:

    I was reading calls in the media for an inquiry into NCCL. Whenever Labour supporters call for an inquiry it is always a ‘judge led Public Inquiry’ so how about a ‘judge led Public Inqiry’ into NCCL and its relationship with PIE and paedophiles in general?

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  138. 478
    The Central Presidium of the Paedo Party says:

    Now is the time for all good wimmin to come to the aid of the Hattie

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  139. 482
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Another sickening blow job interview for Ed Mongoband on Radio 5. John Piennar continually called him “Ed” all the way through as if he’s a personal friend and didn’t get one tough question thrown at him.

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  140. 509
    Harman & Dromey must resign says:

    They have no moral compass.

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  141. 515
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Anyway – it’s good to see the evil of the left and the evil of the right – eating themselves up.

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    LabourBlist-er says:

    That awful Eagle woman, defending the Saintly Harriet on Any Questions on Friday, suggested HH was “only” their legal officer.

    Surely, even back in 1976 anyone with any knowledge of the law should have realised that paedophilia was – well – ILLEGAL

    But of course, she as well as Dopey Dromey and Haughty Hewitt knew it as “PIE” so they probably thought it was an early version of The Great British Bake-Off. THAT explains it…..

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    frank says:

    Googled “Labour 25″ is this site for real?

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      Ghost of Cyril Smith says:

      Yes it is real. The whole fucking Labour party is heaving with child sexual abusers. Tom Watson swore to uncover everything but mistakenly thought it was mainly tories – he has since gone quiet as it equally affects all 3 major parties. They’re all scum.

      These care home workers made “bonuses” in the 60s/70s/80s “renting” children to these types which included business people, politicians, foreigners and glitterati. Insidious but true, a world where David Icke has credibility talking of shape changing lizards. Investigations of the finances of carers would bring this to the fore, but of course it won’t happen.

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