March 1st, 2014

As Seen on TV


207 Comments

  1. 1
    Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    UKIP to win eu election.

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    Fabians are EVIL - told you so! says:

    History

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    “As Seen on TV”
    DVD of political party leaders being presented with simple questions, that they can’t for the life of the species answer? That’ll be the day.

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    Fabians are EVIL says:

    ooops! History will be kind to UKIP.

    As to Brown and Blair and the pi loving left – Once again it has been proven –

    ‘Fabians are Evil’

  5. 5
    Ken Clarke says:

    Go Nige Go

  6. 6
    Phil Osipher says:

    Is evil any good?

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    Anonymous says:

    It does not matter what party is in power. Without a legal system, that is fit for purpose, there is no point in laws.

    Just had a flat refusal from a public body to do their statutory duty. It is a monopoly that knows it is a monopoly.

    But since taking the last one to court was unfruitful. because the Judge had an interest in the public body. it seems pointless to try again.

    Political parties are only there to play act at making laws, the Judges do not even care what they say. They do what is in their own interest. The civil servants gold plating EU law are creating our misery. Read other countries laws that derive from the same EU document and you will see how they over egg the situation every time.

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    Jack Dromey says:

    The black sword stands by you, if evil is to prevail we need to keep up the façade.

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    Jack Dromey says:

    The answer is BigBlackGayCocks.com

  10. 10
    Worra loadofolCossacks says:

    Lighten up, miseryguts.

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    Meanwhile the LibLabCon press on to destroy marriage says:

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    Patricia Hewitt says:

    I like to think that I’m immune to the stuff
    Oh yeah
    Closer to the truth is saying
    I can’t get enough
    You know I’m gonna have to face it
    I’m addicted to PIE

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    cameron Destroys Tory Party as well as marriage says:

    Billionaire Tory donor pulls plug on Cameron over equal marriage

    Michael is fed up with David Cameron and George Osborne and doesn’t see why he should prop up the party any longer,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2568073/SEBASTIAN-SHAKESPEARE-Billionaire-Tory-donor-pulls-plug-Cameron.html

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    A Flying Start says:

    See that Pound sign in the UKIP logo? Well that proves they have been correct since day one.

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    Patricia Hewitt says:

    He’s got a smile that it seems to me
    Reminds me of childhood memories
    Oh oh, sweet child of nine

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    What No One Dare say TODAY says:

    The Elephant in the room is that PIE was a Homosexual rights organisation and that is why the leftists supported them.

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    We KNOW liblabcon are liars.. we can hope UKIP less so. says:

    We hope yes.
    But when people don’t even have a UKIP candidate locally the GE is another story.

    Even without a candidate you could register a vote by joining them here.

    http://ukip.datawareonline.co.uk/JoinOnline.aspx?type=1

    Maybe have a look here.

    http://www.ukipdaily.com/about-us/#.UxG38qOnzJs

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    Jack Dromey says:

    Your butt is mine
    Gonna tell you right
    Just drop your pants
    In broad daylight
    Well they say there’s an age limit
    But to me that aint true
    But my friend you have seen nothing
    Just wait till I fuck you
    Because I’m bad, I’m mad, you know it
    You know I’m bad, I’m sad, you know it
    And the whole classroom has to undress right now
    Just to show you once again
    Who’s bad?

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    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    Where would feel more like a “foreign land” to you: a mixed community in London, Birmingham and Manchester, or UKIP conference?

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    Alan Duncan, Crispin Blunt, Michael Portillo, Leo Brittanica, Derek Laud, Lord Boothby, Lord McAlpine, Margot James, Peter Bummingly, Pete Lilo, Ted Heath says:

    No woofters in our party, dear! No cover-up of nonces in the 80s!

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    Banana Republic Britain says:

    EU funded trolls are out in force today.

  22. 22
    C.O.Jones says:

    Time for a spring clean in politics, vote UKIP.

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    Kerching says:

    Double time at the weekend…

  24. 24
    Osric Testicles says:

    Sad bug eyed pushing 60 golf club nazis are out in force today. UKIP core vote,your heart attacks can’t be far away fellas!

  25. 25
    Your Mom and Dad says:

    You always were a nasty little shite!

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    cornwall storms says:

    Where would OJ feel more at home one wonders a labour conference stacked to the gunnels with eminent labour grandees who supported lowering the age of consent to 10 ( as proved in DM this morning) or a ukip conference , albeit a bit wacky, that has as its core a love of Britain?

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    cornwall storms says:

    so has harman and dromey retired to their luxury country cottage in suffolk to hide from the media for a bit?

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    There Are None So Blind As Those Who Will Not See says:

    That’s as may be but you are confusing two very different issues. The NCCL was concerned with gaining human rights for every oddball organisation they could find and gay rights was their number one cause hence they saw or chose to see no flaws in PIE.

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    Yours in Solidarity says:

    I hope these people won’t mind when I decide that out of a sudden and new-found respect for coprohiliac rights I should be allowed to pass a tu-rd on their doorsteps.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Probably, every time she opened her mouth this week she put her foot in it. She needs to go on a 12 day holiday to nowhere like her Patricia did.

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    Libertarian says:

    Good news. It’s not for The State to regulate who can’t and can’t get married. If two consenting adults want to get married, eat a curry or kayak down the Thames, off they go.

    Hopefully UKIP can adopt the same position too as I see some supporters on here calling for State approval and regulation for personal activities like marriage.

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    altruism in industry says:

    It is the ones who hate Britain that you should be worried about.

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    Henry Hodge was evil says:

    They were concerned less about rights than about levering themselves into power by taking control of the voluntary sector and becoming one of the main conduits by which policy initialtives emanating from civil society were organised and coralled to fit within their far left agenda.

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    Harriet Hatemen says:

    We are making Pies

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    Anonymous says:

    if anyone really wanted proof that william hague is a turd burglar then look no further than the moment he kisses ffion outside the chapel on their wedding day video. this fucker is marching around the world giving it the big ‘un but he can’t even kiss a bird properly- fucking twat.

    and just in the interest of balance douglas alexander probably shags his sister.

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    Henry Hodge was evil says:

    Some people think she is cracking up.

    I think she has always been a functioning psychopath, but no-one has ever really stood up to her and tried to properly hold her to account.

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    Mikey Handycock says:

    More Ukraine Women for Europes Brothels a vote winner for everyone

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    Henry Hodge was evil says:

    Its certainly fun. If you like that sort of thing.

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    nn says:

    Tying yourself in knots there then. Until recently the state did not say who could and could not get married, that was left to the Church. And of course the Church sees marriage as the bedrock of the family and stable society. Then the state got involved with register office weddings and that worked well. Then other groups complained, (sisters, friends, homosexuals, etc) that their partnerships were not treated equally by the state mainly in matters financial, tax and rights, so the state introduced Civil partnerships and everyone was happy.

    Then along came Dave and decided that Homosexual civil partnerships should have the same name and definition as the original Church definition of marriage, Which hardly anyone was asking for anyway.

    So in a stroke Dave has ruined centuries of human relationship, society and family on a whim of his that a man and a man are the same as a man and wife, when they clearly are not.

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    Nigel Farage says:

    Stand firm with the protestors in the Ukraine by boycotting Waitrose’s Chicken Kiev.

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    C O (π) says:

    Being spun that π infiltrated CHE.

    Suggest CHE emerged as legit movement from π.

    Savile offending took off significantly once 1967 Sexual Offences Act passed.

    There is correlation.

    As per π membership (their figures): Predominately male-homosexual. Implies p’ed0’s are majority male-homosexual.

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    Fixed it for you. says:

    Good news. It’s not for The State to regulate which heterosexuals can and can’t get married. If two consenting adults of opposite genders want to get married, eat a curry or kayak down the Thames, off they go.

    Hopefully UKIP can adopt the same position too as I see some supporters on here calling for State approval and regulation for personal activities like marriage. Of course, gays are entitled to have a legal mechanism to assist them by societal and legal recognition of their personal commitment. That however, is not the same as a potentially procreative relationship such as marriage.

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    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    Look,here we have a UKIP Fruitcake !

    A UKIP councillor has said he will have to step down from the Rushmoor Borough Council after pleading guilty to arson.

    Councillor Malcolm Small, who represents the West Heath ward, admitted one count of arson when he appeared at Aldershot Magistrates’ Court on Thursday February 20.

    He admitted burning items of clothing belonging to Kim Van Opdorp at his home in Brewers Close on February 4.

    The case has been adjourned for a pre-sentence, all options report and he will appear for sentencing on March 14 at Basingstoke Magistrates’ Court.

    He said: “I enjoy my job but I will have to step down if I go to court and I feel that’s so wrong when I enjoy helping people.”

    What a fucking idiot !

  45. 45
    Lord Cardigan says:

    Its the Brown Bottle’s you have to watch out for!
    {may need a google to appreciate}

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    Pliny the Welder says:

    Yeah, the church….tcha!
    Thankfully, science is true even if you don’t believe in it.

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    Agreed, but it will take more than a spring clean, more like a giant “Dirt Digger.

  49. 49
    Chris Huhne speedster says:

    My ex punched me in the schnoz

    Happens.

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    altruism in industry says:

    swearing only really works when there is sincerity in the statement

  51. 51
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    Nazis? That’s your peedo mates on the left you nonce.

  52. 52
    UKIP councillor says:

    Snow storms are caused by gay marriage.

  53. 53
    Jasmin Beckett says:

    I actually cried when I saw all the mean things being said about Harriet, Jack and Patricia. I want all victims of child abuse dead.

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    Here in occupied territory says:

    I live in the so-called ‘mixed community’ in London. I seem to be one of the few people who actually mixes.

    The Pakistanis all keep to themselves and employ each other, the Turks do the same, the Afro-Caribbeans are a bit better at socialising but as a ‘community’ are fairly disfunctional and ‘low-trust’ – they are usually only able to organise themselves through their black-only churches. [The ‘white’ churches either cater to the Poles or are church of England

    The eastern Europeans tend to cluster together on their disperate national lines and will willingly pay double the prices in their ‘ethnic’ shops for goods that are also on sale in Sainsbury’s (which they rarely go in unless they are Romanians who everyone assumes are there on shop-lifting sprees.)

    It is mainly only the white English people under 60 who do any real mixing accross these ethnic boundaries, but the sad truth is that younger people in all-white families have been leaving the district as fast as they can. Nearly all the white English (and Irish) people I know who remain are in mixed marriages.

    When Nigel Farage talks about not hearing English heard in public on trains, he is dead right. The same goes for the buses and underground. I’m used to it and don’t really pay it much mind, but I fully understand why sometimes people flip and engage in disinhibited rants.

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    RKM says:

    Drain the Swamp?

  57. 57
    C.O.Jones says:

    I could never in my worst nightmare imagine sitting at the same table as p43dophiles and those promoting incest and be able to keep my mouth shut. It would just never happen.

  58. 58
    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    With the vote for Scottish independence drawing ever closer, it’s never too early to start panic-buying smoked salmon.

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    (''')>^,.,^ says:

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    On Par says:

    Whats wrong with Golf? Maybe you should take it up and get some fresh air round you instead trying to give it the big one as a keyboard warrior in your parents basement

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    Sir Henry getting Away says:

    PS Thanks Margaret for all that easy come easy go cash. “Chin Chin only little people pay tax”!

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    Here in occupied territory says:

    I live in the so-called ‘mixed community’ in London. I seem to be one of the few people who actually mixes.

    The Pak*stanis all keep to themselves and employ each other, the Turks do the same, the Afro-Caribb*ans are a bit better at socialising but as a ‘community’ are fairly disfunctional and ‘low-trust’ – they are usually only able to organise themselves through their black-only churches. [The ‘white’ churches either cater to the Poles or are church of England and on their last legs.]

    The eastern Europeans tend to cluster together on their disperate national lines and will willingly pay double the prices in their ‘ethnic’ shops for goods that are also on sale in Sainsbury’s, ASDA, etc. (which they rarely go in unless they are Romanians who everyone assumes are there on shop-lifting sprees.)

    It is mainly only the white English people under 60 who do any real mixing accross these ethnic boundaries, but the sad truth is that younger people in all-white families have been leaving the district as fast as they can. Nearly all the white English (and Irish) people I know who remain are in mixed marriages.

    When Nigel Farage talks about not hearing English heard in public on trains, he is dead right. The same goes for the buses and underground. I’m used to it and don’t really pay it much mind, but I fully understand why sometimes people flip and engage in disinhibited rants.

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    C O (Ξ) says:

    This is K’remlin covering it’s arse – originally reported Interfax:

    h**p://edition.cnn.com/2014/03/01/world/europe/ukraine-politics/index.html?eref=edition

    ‘Crimea PM calls on P’tin for help’

    R-Fed so far within intl law as active ground forces have no-insignia.

    Photo’s with BTR-80’s showing R-Fed Tricolor have been photo-shopped.

    Compare pic in MSM against eachother for inconsistencies, and against video:

    – Where are the insignia’s ?
    ;-)

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    south of the M4 says:

    In trying to create a multi-cultural society we have created a society of multi cultures keeping themselves to themselves. Who would have thought….

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    PIE says:

    Does Ms Harman have the kiddies’ consent to take their photos and place them on the internet?

  67. 67
    LMFAO says:

    Somebody replied ‘Give them a slice of PIE’
    :)

  68. 68
    Prime Minister David "Moneys No Object" Cameron,the ignorant prick. says:

    I really am trying very hard to lose the 2015 General Election,and here is my latest wheeze.
    Yes,I really am an ignorant prick indeed.

    Elderly and disabled passengers could lose vital bus services because of cuts in government funding, councils in England warn.

    The Local Government Association (LGA) says support for the concessionary fares scheme has been reduced by over a third since 2010.

    Under the scheme, councils have to provide free off-peak travel for those aged over 62 or disabled.

    The government says it provides funding to meet subsidised travel costs.

    Local authorities say the funding from central government for concessionary fares has been cut by £261m since the coalition came to power

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    Jack Dromey says:

    Clean them up and have them brought to my room…….so that I may teach them of the Union movement!

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    Who's mad now? says:

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    Swansea says:

    I hope their MOT was up to date.

  72. 72
    The View from Alaska says:

    Palin was mocked for being Palin

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    Guy News Room says:

    A spokeswoman for the Department for Transport said: “We know that bus services are vital for many older and disabled people. That is why the right to free travel is enshrined in law, and government provides funding to meet the cost of subsidising off peak travel for these groups.However,the sooner this shower of shit,known as the Conservative led coalition is thrown out of office,the better.”

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    C O (Ξ) says:

    Tax disk in the post…

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    But he is going to offer lower cost travel to lesbians. So this is good.

  76. 76
    Ed Moribund says:

    Only lose if you are quite sure the economy is fixed. Because I’m going to need bankloads of cash for the splurge to end all splurges that I have planned.

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Did I read rightly elsewhere that Stuart Rose is now chairman of the NHS?
    When the fuck did they sneak that one through?

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    Away on business says:

    I look forward to the day we can kick those dreadful shops selling crappy tartan toys and rip-off shortbread out of the Heathrow airside shopping malls.

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Well the flooding was caused by a gayer. Chris Smith.

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    C O (π) says:

    Don’t they look a bit young to vote ?

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    My name is.... says:

    I have one message for the United Kingdom….

    That’s it… I have one message for the United Kingdom… leave the EU.

    When (IF) UKIP comes to power, what about Treasury, NHS, armed forces, foreign affairs, security?

    Don’t bother, the answer will be just as simplistic… just as naive.

    the fourth protocol Ian Richardson Anton Rodgers – Just you, and your schoolboy politics.

  82. 82
    Guido Fawkes says:

    I’m embarrassed to be an Irishman today. How can we call ourselves a democracy with a corrupt government.

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    Prime Minister David "Moneys No Object" Cameron,the ignorant prick. says:

    Listen to me you twat.

    Money’s no object !

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    C.O.Jones says:

    £13 for a small packet of shortbread. Unbelievable but true.

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Our doctor sends prescriptions directly to our local pharmacy (unless you tell them not to). It’s called Boots (who took over the independent guy) which is now owned by a non-dom Italian in Monaco who transferred Boots HQ to the Swiss Canton of Zug where he pays only 4% tax on profits. Boots are actively hoovering up more small independents so they can expand this massive offshoring tax avoiding scam funded by our NHS prescription business. I’ve been picking mine up and taking them to the Co-op, but even that is now being flogged off!
    It’s time to cut the Swiss off from any relationship with the EU now they’ve voted No to freedom of labour movement

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    Anon. says:

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    Councillor Silvester says:

    +1

    And Smith gave away all the flood defence money to Gay Pride and Gay Mugs.

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    Can't help wondering says:

    Do you suppose Nick Clegg would also glow beautifully if we put a match to him ?

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    M103 says:

    I love children, but I couldn’t eat a whole one…

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    Ed's big day in ruins says:

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    Banana Republic Britain says:

    So what you are saying is that these institutions/areas of government have been so well run that no one should consider voting anything other than Labour or Conservative.

    Keep on taking the crystal meth and all your worries will disappear.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Where can I invest in a bit UKIP coins?.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    If one trawls back through history, all of the legislation restricting or criminalising homosexuality in Britain was related to the protection of young men and boys. From The Buggery Act of 1533, designed to close down the homosexual brothels run by the Monasteries, as a “first salvo” of their dissolution, to the Labouchere Amendment that was spawned by the Cleveland Street Scandal. Nelson’s Navy, contrary to popular opinion, dealt harshly with sodomy and was particularly protective of the large number of boys who served at sea. The framers of the 1967 Sexual Offences Act were particularly conscious of the problem of pederasts when they put the lower age limit for homosexual acts as 21 years. One must question the motivation of those who have chipped away at that protection until 5th Formers and those legally too young to drive a car or buy cigarettes became legalised nonce fodder.

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    Me says:

    Yeah – like the Global Warming science is true.

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    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    Next time you are in Starbucks, ask for a Tax Free cup of Coffee.

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    Lesley Gore says:

    Perhaps I will re-release “It’s my party ” after all.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    If one trawls back through history, all of the legislation restricting or criminalising homosexuality in Britain was related to the protection of young men and boys. From The Buggery Act of 1533, designed to close down the homosexual brothels run by the Monasteries, as a “first salvo” of their dissolution, to the Labouchere Amendment that was spawned by the Cleveland Street Scandal. Nelson’s Navy, contrary to popular opinion, dealt harshly with sodomy and was particularly protective of the large number of boys who served at sea. The framers of the 1967 Sexual Offences Act were particularly conscious of the problem of pederasts when they put the lower age limit for homosexual acts as 21 years. One must question the motivation of those who have chipped away at that protection until 5th Formers and those legally too young to drive a car or buy cigarettes became legalised nonce fodder and especially the even

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    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Never let my bullshit stress you.

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    Love Europe. Abolish the EU. says:

    It’s the same thing on this side of the Irish Sea. You may feel this is a local, cultural problem, and of course, in terms of the solution, that is an aspect of the problem. However. I bet you will find Belgians, Spaniards, Italians and Greeks have similar feelings. Much of Europe has been turned into a shithole, due to the corrupting influence and unaccountability of the pan-European anti-democratic power structures.

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    Sue Denim says:

    They are filling in the postal votes. Even a toddler can write an ‘X’.

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    As Russia invades the Ukraine, we send in W.H. job done :)

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    C O (π) says:

    The NHS-Boots deal was done by H’witt when Health Sec:

    http://tinyurl.com/q9lxxvl

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    W.H.Smith?.

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    Vote Counter says:

    Q. Do stick men and badly drawn houses / aeroplanes count as a valid indication of voting intention ?

    Elec Comm: So long as they are mainly in the box next to the Labour candidate, yes.

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    funny that the BBC’s Norman Smith didn’t mention that in his report. His report claimed everything was sweetness and light in Labour

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    M103 says:

    It is time Britain threw out the title and honours system once and for all. It is an anachronism in the 21st century, a system rooted in the past which does not exist anywhere else in the world. In our so called democratic state Mr and Mrs are more than enough for the second house which also needs a cull. The House of Lords provides almost 30% of Europe’s senators. Totally unjustified for what they do.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    It was in every national newspaper and on every TV channel. He did interviews for most of the major channels and was on all the business shows.
    If you read something apart from the Socialist Worker you might have seen it.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    This is not just a massive spike in unavoidable deaths: it is an NHS spike*……

    *Geo. Orwell fans will remember the term “spike”.

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    I won't be voting for Rumpy says:

    Current Paddy Power odds on largest UK party in European Parliament:

    Labour 6/5
    UKIP 6/5
    Conservatives 5/1
    Lib Dem 100/1
    Green 150/1

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    But Obumma was never mocked even though he’s a moronic thick corrupt lying terrorist loving wanker.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Not Hewitt the PIE approver ?

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    A Free Man says:

    No-one cares what the EU thinks?

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    Guido is a Jeremy Hunt says:

    I bloody well hope so. Vote UKIP

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    Ed Moribund says:

    No Len!
    This is my Onenashion party!

    And I am GOING NOWHERE!

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    Ed Moribund says:

    why?

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    lard John Prezza says:

    i campaigned me whole life against privileged and snobbery and toffs lording it over others.

    But I came to see the error of my ways.

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    Anonymous says:

    Then Boots gave her a cushy job. Pure coincidence of course.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Pukka!

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    never60 says:

    @me.
    global warming science? I must have missed that. the only ‘evidence’ for global warming seems to be a mockery of science:
    no null hypothesis,
    no open, peer reviewed, experiments,
    no explanations based on known science for the divergence between the expected and actual climate,
    and so on.
    in fact there is only computer modelling – and we all know that shit in produces shit out.

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    C O (Ξ) says:

    Guess it’s just a formality:

    US has just issued likewise:

    h**p://bigstory.ap.org/article/state-department-warns-americans-ukraine-travel

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    Me says:

    @never60 – I was being sarcastic.

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    Righties are deluded says:

    Such a terrorist lover, that’s why Bin Laden’s dead and drone strikes are killing Taliban every week.

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    Baron Kinnock of Multipensions says:

    So did I. But then I was always a corrupt hypocritical money-grubbing Welsh twat. So I’ve got some excuse.

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    Barry O'Bummer says:

    I am sitting here looking for something to do after jogging around the White House for a publicity stunt. Anything happening in the world?

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    altruism in industry says:

    For fuck’s sake don’t let Wee Willy try to drop us in it again.

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    J.M Barroso says:

    I don’t care what you think

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    600,000 pa says:

    Go Nige.
    +600,000 pa

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    Posting Hiatus says:

    Heim ins Reich again.

    Next year World War?

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    Money Plant says:

    Agreed. The quality of the legislation which they ‘scrutinize’ is often dire in any event.

    We should think about abolishing the Lords and replacing it with directly elected people.

    Maybe one senator to represent each county with one senator per major conurbation (to a maximum of, say, 6 large major cities). No bishops, no government appointees, no ‘Lord Lords’.

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    Jack "mad4black" Dromey says:

    and watching videos

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    EU Watch 2 says:

    EU states it does not have funds to bail out U’kraine:

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/02/24/us-ukraine-crisis-usa-idUSBREA1N1NC20140224

    Given actual strength of Eurozone economy this is credible.

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    A Spade says:

    No. Corruption.

  133. 133
    Jack "mad4black" Dromey says:

    Vote? That’s a consent form!

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    Razz Putin says:

    Don’t bother. Anything more demanding than reading an autocue and you’re useless.

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    Obama Quack Quack Limp says:

    He’s a coward. Treating war like a video game.

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    Palin's knickers says:

    Iron Sky

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    600,000 pa says:

    No doubt the first go many who will withdraw financial support from Cast Iron’s traitors party.

    The Tory membership has collapsed in the last 5 years, hardly surprising as their is precious little difference between the LibLabCon.

    Maybe if the Tory party came out as a Eurosceptic party with a Eurosceptic leader they might stand a chance of getting back into power over the next 15 to 20 years.

    I do not hold out much hope though, they seem intent on self destruction now being run by 5th columners such as Hague, Ken Clarke et al.

  138. 138
    C O (Ξ) says:

    No – do not think so.

    Halt to EU expansion east and shared EU / R-Fed free trade zones in U’kraine / T’urkey would be best outcome.

    If EU still exists by then.

    EU member states struggling austerity should consider this latest failure the final straw. Next will be real demand for reform – M’erkel’s stoicism will fail.

  139. 139
    Dave says:

    That’s OK. Money is no object as far as I am concerned

  140. 140
    The Budapest Memorandum says:

    Pardon ?

  141. 141
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    That went well then Ed

  142. 142
    The Eastern Front is faltering says:

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    frank says:

    Does that make BluLabour’s David CAMERON a “Cast Iron Hoof”?

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  145. 145
    Rickytshirt says:

    Nicely conflated.

  146. 146
    EU to U 2 U says:

  147. 147
    frank says:

    Bloody UKIP. Our LibDem super politicians don’t go down for anything less than placing bombs around their villages. No fruitcakes in LibLabCon land…

  148. 148
    C O (Ξ) says:

    Crimea is an autonomous region: Autonomous Republic of Crimea.

    The local government has stated it rejects the government in K’iev.

    h**p://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/27/crimean-parliament-seized-by-unknown-pro-russian-gunmen

    The validity of the decree signed by the interim government is questionable, and is designed to provoke war.

    http://www.straitstimes.com/breaking-news/world/story/ukraine-declares-crimea-premiers-appointment-illegal-20140301

    R-Fed has been invited in by Crimea PM before decree was signed, so officially R-Fed troop presence in Crimea is fine under intl law.

    R-Fed can now justify any action by stating it is protecting the right of Crimea to be autonomous region. Should not contravene Budapest Memorandum.

    Dangerous move on part of U govt, but demonstrates some of the real dynamic in the country that the W-MSM have not reported on.

    Problem U-govt: They do not have full military support, or strong military.

    With paramilitary forces they can fight guerilla war, which may yet happen, depending on support for govt.

  149. 149
    Courage. Is that what they call courage these days? says:

  150. 150
    BBC is On Message says:

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    frank says:

    Maobama wrecked the OBL job by giving away the details of US assets involved- causing a Pakistani doctor to get life imprisonment for helping the US. The drone strikes prevent the aquisition of prisoners who, under an American president, could be induced to talk. Muslim Brotherhood was bankrolled to power by MaoBama.

  152. 152
    M103 says:

    I read that he was just an adviser, not running the show.

  153. 153
    C O (Ξ) says:

    M’od B’ot killed grammar – irrelevant if content clear. :-)

  154. 154

    “Collectors’ editions of the infamous brochure Godfrey Bloom”

    Do you have it in any other colours?

  155. 155
    Out of interest? says:

    When was the last time the Portuguese army fought anyone other than their own people?

  156. 156
    C O (Ξ) says:

    Oops…

    h**p://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1435976/china-sues-ukraine-breach-us3b-loan-grain-agreement

  157. 157
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Even better disband the Lords and replace it with an ENGLISH parliament with fully devolved powers !

  158. 158
    bourgeois counter-revolutionary says:

    Marriage isn’t a personal or private matter, it’s a social institution upheld by the state, and one that the Left has tried to smash for over a century – read your Marx. The whole tactic has been to turn it into a private contractual relationship and side-line the rights of children so that the gays can have their ‘own’ kids. Why do Libertarians side with marxists?
    If you want to be that kind of Libertarian go live on a desert island.

  159. 159
    bourgeois counter-revolutionary says:

    Notice how the followers of scientism use the word ‘science’ in the same way religious believers use the word ‘God’. There ain’t no such thing as science, only scientists using particular methods to investigate the world. Of course, Pliny will probably use the Warsi Gambit when it turns out some scientist got it, or made it, wrong.

  160. 160
    Mr Leader's Oration says:

    “My party will face up to and deal with inequality wherever we find it”

    … except of course the gerrymandered boundaries which seem not to have got a mention.

    … and that “magnificent” victory we got in Wythenshaw where under 20% of the electorate actually bothered to vote for any candidate.

    … etc etc

  161. 161
    The view from Henley says:

    The ONLY reform we want is to shut the whole fucking lot down and start again as free independent states. Then we can hang all the traitors one by one….

  162. 162
    Persona non grata says:

    Special needs conference.

  163. 163
    The view from Henley says:

    Is this your subtle way of disposing of the Vice President who is clearly unfit for such activity?

  164. 164
    Fly on the wall says:

    Any muzzies in Ukraine? They have a penchant for blowing up Moscow’s underground stations.

  165. 165
    Fly on the wall says:

    He seems to think that union members will now cancel their subs to their union and transfer them instead direct to the Party – or am I missing something? What did Len say?

  166. 166
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Amen to that.

  167. 167
    Fly on the wall says:

    Anyone from the UK invited?

  168. 168
    Fly on the wall says:

    Have the chinks paid for it in advance? If not just tell them to effoff.

  169. 169

    Does this mean he has to give his knighthood back?

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    How can the State Marry anyone anyway? says:

    Exactly. The state should not be involved in “marriages”, that is the Church’s job, anything else is a civil partnership . The state holding a marriage ceremony is no different to the state holding Holy communion and it can’t.

    The state’s involvement in a marriage should be limited to the legalities it decides to apply to legal partnerships.

  171. 171
    S'true says:

    Now, ain’t that so.

  172. 172
    peterthepainter says:

    I rather take advice from them than you ducky.

  173. 173
    Airey Belvoir says:

    I wonder if the ‘truth that dare not speak its name’ is that, while most gay men are not paedophiles, most paedophiles are gay men.

  174. 174
    Blowing Whistles says:

    There are skulls and bones rattling in her (Hewitt’s) background / cupboards of her time as the head of the Department of Timidity and ineptitude [PEYE’s branding of the DTi] and of who was leveraging influence oops i mean fiddling influence at that DEPT.H and also of what Byers the legal shyster was also up to during the hours of darkness.

  175. 175
    Blowing Whistles says:

    See below – who was pulling Hewitt’s strings when she was at the tiller over at the now rebranded DTi?

    There are plenty of docs that Labour – did not shred still out there. Documents with Name trails all over them. Legals involved everywhere including of consultations as to how to silence ‘whistleblowers’ too, would you believe it?

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    Only Invitee says:

    yes, the guy that wites Britain’s cheques

  177. 177
    Uncle Sam IOU says:

    The yanks have already worn that one thin.

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    nigels parchute says:

    It does seem a bit racist to look at a picture of some people and then say there are not enough darkies in that picture

  179. 179
    Blowing Whistles says:

    One only needs to download the french wiki pages [link was up earlier this week – i copied it] of pie – it is clear that male-homos have a predeliction for youngsters while stonewalling tatchell denies it.

  180. 180
    Blowing Whistles says:

    So who exactly are you trying to defend Worra, every bent legal who is part of the judicial tyranny?

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    William Hague :)

  182. 182
    More than me job's worth guv says:

    You can’t park that here mate, that’s for disabled pass holders only.

  183. 183
    Fcuk the liblabcon and their f-nick cleansing says:

    And all against the wishes of the indigenous peoples.

    Never forget, never forgive.

  184. 184
    Diversity's for gullible whites says:

    Do think you’ll ever find a non-white race say, ‘Hey, that picture’s waycist. It don’t contain enough white people!”

  185. 185
    Village Idiot says:

    …Courage,…the same courage that took us to war,…or stupidity,….time will tell!

  186. 186
    Drew Peacock says:

    Dont for fuck sake believe this tosser on anything he says about a referendum

  187. 187
    Drew Peacock says:

    Jolly voting weather
    We are all europhiles
    We’re very clever
    And lie to you all the while
    You fell for our promise especially the CAST IRON trick
    We’re all from Eton, and you lot are all too thick.

    If you think I’ll claim back powers,
    You haven’t got a clue
    We’ll hand the UK to Merkle,
    There is nothing that you can do
    No referendums Changes through on the nod
    I am the PM and I’m a duplicitous sod

    As for immigration
    I know it gets on your tits
    I will flood the nation
    And pay their benefits
    I am from Eton; I am one of the ruling class
    If you don’t like it, you can just kiss my ****

    If I agreed the Treaty
    Things that it would amend
    Required referendums
    And that would be the end
    We’d be out of Europe and that’s what the public crave
    But I’m undemocratic, just call me dictator Dave

  188. 188
    Our Master and Lady says:

    And the Lady who approves them

  189. 189
    The Dave, Nick and Ed Show says:

    Just feel and embrace the enrichment! Isn’t it maaaahvellous!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-26365593

  190. 190
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Good for him anyone who pays tax he could avoid is a fucking idiot .

  191. 191
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    I want all child abusers dead.

    Starting with labour and libscum.

  192. 192
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    ALL homos are pedophiles ALL of them without exeption!!

  193. 193
    Lenin says:

    Line ‘em up and save bullets.

  194. 194
    Anonymous says:

    Who voted for Barmy Barroso ?

  195. 195
    nigels parchute says:

    Bollocks- im gonna keep calling it gay marriage

    Thats what everyone called it before it was introduced. Obviously after gay marriage is legalised no one will be allowed to call it gay marriage

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    +1million says:

    + 1million

  197. 197
    never60 says:

    @me.
    I figured you were. I was trying (not too successfully) to point out, and ridicule, the oxymoron that is the phrase ‘global warming science’.
    we are on the same side. trouble is, the heavier the irony in a printed statement, the easier it is for the irony to be not recognised. and that, ironically, is also ironic.

  198. 198
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Why don’t you sufferers of EU OCD make your minds up ?
    One minute we’re geriatrics and the next we’re schoolboys. Why are you doing nothing while EU Nationalistic Socialism creeps across Europe again ?

  199. 199
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Brilliant !!!!
    Everyone will get free private schooling, a place at Oxbridge studying politics, a safe seat in Parliament and an evitable peerage and seat in the House of Lords.
    Have we got that in writing and where do we sign up ?

  200. 200
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    They’ve learnt from previous mistakes.
    No Eastern Front until the spring this time.

  201. 201
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Talk among yourselves chaps.

  202. 202
    middle class messiah says:

    + many

  203. 203
    Godwin says:

    Fail

  204. 204
    Real Brit says:

    Don’t care

    voting UKIP come what may

    got the fucking message yet?

  205. 205
    Wee Eckerslike says:

    Smoked Salmond, you mean.

  206. 206

    Reblogged this on politicoid and commented:
    In case you didn’t know, Godfrey Bloom is the dickslap that goes on about stopping foreign aid to “bongo-bongo land” and thinks women are “sluts”. He famously hit reporter Michael Crick over the head with the noted brochure at last years UKIP conference.

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