February 28th, 2014

Knives Out at Westminster Council

The richest council in Britain could soon have a new leader. Philippa Roe’s position as leader of Westminster council is under threat after May’s local elections, with Tory councillors increasingly unimpressed by her inability to get a grip on the job. “Philippa is perfectly nice,” one says, “but she’s not the brightest – she just does what officials tell her.” Adding to her troubles, Downing Street and CCHQ are said to be keen on a change following last year’s PR blunder of publicly accusing immigrants of “defecating on people’s doorsteps”. Worth keeping an eye on when it all hits the fan in May…


112 Comments

  1. 1
    Ed Balls Super Fan says:

    Chris Smith might be interested.

  2. 2
    2 Smoking EUs says:

    in doorsteps?

  3. 3
    Mark Oaten says:

    Defecating immigrants mmmmmmmmm

  4. 4
    Ed Balls Super Fan says:

    As long as they’re not flooded.

  5. 5
    The Great British Public says:

    “following last year’s PR blunder of publicly accusing immigrants of “defecating on people’s doorsteps”. ”

    At least she speaks the truth, unlike Cast Iron.

  6. 6
    Councellor says:

    Don’t shit on your own door step

  7. 7
    Shitting On Doorsteps says:

    But the nice people at the immigration and borders office told me I’d make a good impression if I created jobbies instead of stealing them from the locals

  8. 8
    TwatWatch says:

    ‘she’s not the brightest – she just does what officials tell her’

    Sounds a perfect Tory Twat – or at least, – a Cameron Twat.

  9. 9
    WTF? says:

    “Convicted killer Paul Maxwell on the run from jail
    Police warn public not to approach 49-year-old who disappeared while visiting Rochdale town centre with prison staff”

  10. 10
    WTF? says:

    “Convicted killer P@ul Maxwell on the run from jail
    Police warn public not to approach 49-year-old who disappeared while visiting Rochdale town centre with prison staff”

  11. 11
    Tin Can Cam (never buckles under pressure) says:

    I resent that!

  12. 12
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Och aye the poo :-)

  13. 13
    My Lord Mandlescum of HeatedPool and Boyz says:

    You’re welcome on mine

  14. 14
    Small Business says:

    Recognising the realities of life for many people and businesses in Central London as a result of the invasion currently underway won’t do her too much harm.

    I’d be more inclined to criticise her because it is almost impossible for a small business to get work or do businesswith local authoprities a degree in waffle and an up to date business bullshit dictionary – and they still end up paying backhanders, playing eco/diversity politics or having to waste huge sums of money and time on the red tape hoops designed to favour the multinationals and croney capitalists.

  15. 15
    Grouniad Brhune says:

    I specialise in jobbies, – and done plenty.

  16. 16
    Reader says:

    Guido , stop linking through to the Murdoch paywall. I do not want to pay money to Murdoch.

  17. 17
    Crapwatch UK says:

    There are signs in High Wycombe prohibiting defecating and urinating “in this area”. They wouldn’t have put them up unless there was a problem. HW is chocker with enrichment of all sorts.

  18. 18
    M­­a­q­bo­ul says:

    *bright idea*

    Don’t click on the sites.

  19. 19
    GOOD FOR HER. TELLING THE TRUTH says:

    So what is wrong with accusing Roma Pikeys of shitting on doorsteps when they actually do shit on Doorsteps?

    Dave’s reaction to being faced with the truth about his EU Roma immigrants is why the LibLabCon are HATED.

    i

  20. 20
    Sir William Wayde says:

    Phillipa Roe would be a good name for a box office worker, if she needs a new career.

  21. 21
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Yeah … and there is some irony as regards the front page of that organ today.

    Who had most of the pie names given (faxed) to em from the usa in 1999 Or.eOP – Conrad, Rupe and …….. And what have they done exactly with those lists?

  22. 22
    It is Cameron who should be sacked not her says:

    Tory Councillor Tells the Truth.

    Cameron wants councillor sacked for telling the truth.

    Says it all about Cameron and his true immigration policies.

  23. 23
  24. 24
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    I’ll be right round.

  25. 25
    Blowing Whistles says:

    i note that RBofS still have not uncovered all of the moneylaundering going on out of one of their local branches near Glasgow – which Gordon F Pell damned well acknowledged he was aware of some years ago!!!

  26. 26
    There was a time when Guido would have defended good councillors like this says:

    Shame on you Geedo for vilifying this good woman at the behest of some misguided Tory enforcers.

  27. 27
    J.R.Hartley says:

    Roe? Another one who sounds fishy.

  28. 28
    Councellor says:

    The lovely Philippa would make a good Number 2, after a immi vindaloo

  29. 29
    Gordie McMental says:

    I am the Supreme & Unchalleged Bogie Champion of Zanu*LieLabor
    But after a long rack around, several times

    Do I

    Eat ?

    or

    Flick ?

  30. 30
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Better to have knives out at Westminster Council than knobs out at Portsmouth Council.

  31. 31
    Cazual Observer 9 says:

    Interview from 1998 worth reading – H’arman:

    http://www.theguardian.com/politics/1998/may/31/labour.labour1997to99

    @CRMM: Definitely worth reading in context of the debate on ‘thickness’ :-)

  32. 32
    Cazual Observer 10 says:

    Interview from 1998 worth reading – H’arman:

    http://www.theguardian.com/politics/1998/may/31/labour.labour1997to99

    @CRMM: Definitely worth reading in context of the debate on ‘thickness’ :-)

  33. 33
    Maimed Cadger says:

    As I have told my Sons, ugly women are the best… just look at the Labourious Party

  34. 34
    Jack Dromey says:

    I fucked dozens of five year olds but I want to fuck 4 year olds. This is what the Labour party is all about.

  35. 35
    M­­a­q­bo­ul says:

    They used to get solitary confinement… now it’s a visit to that hellhole which is Rochdale town centre.

    Quite, WTF?

  36. 36
    Ziz says:

    “blunder of publicly accusing immigrants of “defecating on people’s doorsteps”.

    Can’t tell you how shocked, utterly shocked, at this dreadful accusation

    Should be “defaecating”.

  37. 37
    Harriet Harman says:

    I’ll cut their fingers off while you fuck em, Jack.

  38. 38
    Steve Smith Sale & England says:

    “Hey, Bill there’s a bloke over there with your arse on his chest”

  39. 39
    HoSaBC says:

    Chicken feed

    We launder hundreds of billions – including for mexican drug barons

    Without anyone noticing in the UK

    It was the US Senate which caught us

  40. 40
    The Checkers Gate House says:

    The word from the Kitchen is, HM is discussing with CMD
    the timing & date for 2014 G.E, May 22 is preferred along
    with stepping down from Public Life, for 1 or both & before
    the long Summer recess…….

    The Tree planting & War time piccy’s are just usual misleading
    smoke screen……

  41. 41
    Jack says:

    Exactly

    Guido and the window lickers go after Harman etc

    While the Big Fish involved behind Op Ore and covered up by the D Notice get off scot free

    Funny that…

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    Have the prison staff been suitably rewarded for their contribution to efforts to reduce the number of prison inmates?

  43. 43
    George Orwell says:

    Only in Westminster, the media (of all places) and in cut-off enclaves of luvviedom like Islington, Primrose Hill and Hampstead do people think it is wrong to describe reality.

    The way you have written this, Guido, suggest you are going ‘native’ .

  44. 44
    C.O.Jones says:

    She did that streak with another girl, amazing how no one knows her name. I wonder why?

  45. 45
    Owen Jones says:

  46. 46
    Leftie cunts like Owen Jones and Frances Crook will want her freed says:

    Lefties will be in uproar. It’s inhumane to imprison female serial killers who laugh during their trial!! Free poor Joanne, they’ll be screeching!

    Triple killer Joanne Dennehy is handed a whole-life sentence by a judge, who said she was “cruel, calculating and manipulative”.

    As she was sentenced, Dennehy, who had been laughing during the earlier part of the hearing, showed no emotion.

  47. 47
    Guy News Room says:

    Owen Jones,our man in Ukraine, reports Russian troops & attack helicopters moving into the Crimea real risk of conflict over Ukraine uprising now !

  48. 48
    BogWall says:

    Toilets, doorsteps, supermarket floor?

    All the same to a Roma Pikey!

  49. 49
    not going too well is it? says:

    Is Cathy Ashton still over there?

  50. 50
    PorterLoo says:

    Another U-turn, take care not to put your foot in it CamerLooon

  51. 51
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Something else for the mix guys, in respect of that debate.

    Harman being power hungry back in those days could well have been ‘privy’ to lots of other dirty info. She could also have noted how others around her with lets say dirty laundry progressed up the ladder with their dirt ‘known of’ by a select few.

    i.e. Did she see ‘those’ (Blair / Brown types) with very dubious backgrounds rise up and up and think to herself – the dirtier they are the more they get rewarded?

    The issue being of the mindset of a power hungry bastard – especially ‘legal professionals’.

  52. 52
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I’m surprised the judge didn’t add “Have you ever thought of a career in the Labour party” :-)

  53. 53
    rupert rascal esq says:

    the reason why camilla and charles didn’t get together way back in the day was quite simply because there was too much chance their offspring would be mongs, on account of the fact they are both great great grandchildren of edward the 7th (albeit camilla’s line being illegitimate via her great grandmother alice keppel). so instead to ensure that her feminine family dna got into the royal flow without the danger of mongs being spawned charles was hooked up with diana, who is also related to the keppel line- though nowt to do with the “shand” connection- that’s just one of those red herrings thrown in to keep people off the scent. course the biggest thing about all of this is that camilla is cath0lic, and diana was cath0lic as well. obviously they keep that sort of information very well hidden, but that is how it is.

    in other news new to me today was finding out that john bercow is of a mazel tov disposition. oh and that the federation of conservative students was heavily supported by a “shadowy” american organisation during the 70’s and 80’s, so much so that tebbit had to shut the fcs down. wonder if those shadows were buying people tickets to visit nicaragua back in the day…

  54. 54
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The Three main tribes – are distinctly ‘attempting’ to ‘show’ some clear ground between themselves at present [created spats / divisions] … but there are 4 key subject matters that they have firmly nailed themselves on – and which are of their collective undoing.

  55. 55
    Cazual Observer 10 says:

    U’kraine is about to go bust as well: Expect massive civil disturbances…

    Yanukovych has issued statements today re-affirming that he is still president, albeit in exile, and that he has no accounts in S’witzerland etc.

    So whose accounts did the EU freeze today ?

    One thing that appears to be certain is that the gold reserves are missing, if there were any in the first place.

  56. 56
    Oak Shed says:

    Deputy leader of the Labour party, not a big fish?

  57. 57
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Rupe is one fucking duplicitous money and power grubbing bastard. His ass has been owned for latter part of his life – it got ‘owned’ in queensland Oz in the late 70’s when his empire should have gone belly up but strangely at the eleventh hour someone was ‘bought off’ for various reasons.

  58. 58
    whippet says:

    Travellers camped on a field near me. Defacated on the pavements and the cricket pitch. People really do these things!

  59. 59
    J Saville says:

    You Party’s deficit spending has fucked children who have not even been born yet.

    Kudos.

  60. 60
    UKIP X3 says:

    Telling the truth is now a PR blunder, soon it will be a crime.

  61. 61
    Blowing Whistles says:

    A greater mass of money has been stolen from a greater mass of ordinary people. Yes on your point of drug barons – its the easiest cash to launder in the world – but if you nick say 2 to 10 thousand from your ordinary customers that sum is not insignificant and also include a greater sum for the Grg fleecing of smaller businesses.

    It amounts to hundreds of billions as well.

  62. 62
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The big big fish are all the leading city and political types who you would least and last suspect – those who are spoken of as the pillars of society. Those who are living the biggest fat lie of all.

  63. 63
  64. 64
    Posting Hiatus says:

    It really is a waste of time here. Let’s find somewhere else.

  65. 65
    Cazual Observer 10 says:

    To an earlier point you were discussing, re: O’re

    i) I believe that prosecutions stopped and much of that was buried because of fundamental problems with the way that the investigation had been carried out. There were a number of cases dismissed when it was proved that those charged had been victims of card fraud etc.

    ii) Those who were imprisoned were likely known to authorities anyway, perhaps because they had priors or were on the mailing lists of orgs. such as the P.I.E.

    iii) Why did B’lair stick his neck out so ? Perhaps H’arman has a copy of the P.I.E. mailing list which could prove damaging to many.

    The NCCL advertising for members in M’agpie would have been able to build up a broad picture of the PIE membership itself as PIE members responded to that advertisement. It would be incredible to think that NCCL failed to ask: Where did you hear about us ?

    To your point I would drop the O’re fixation, but I would very much focus on the hit list which both H’arman AND the s’ecurity s’ervices (who were monitoring NCCL) would have in their possession.

    My guess: H’arman goes down, she will take some interesting others with her.

  66. 66

    Hey! Mr I remember. WTF was the point of the link. Total waste of a click. No pic.

    Public service, I tell you.

  67. 67
    Rob Taylor says:

    Those travellers near you were clearly only following the example of the English cricket team, some of whom urinated on the pitch at the Oval last summer. When in Rome….

  68. 68
    Gerbil 7 says:

    So being honest and factual whilst reporting incidents is a PR blunder.
    Remember this the next time you’re in a polling booth.

  69. 69
    No Balls says:

    Will UKIP ever have the courage to put forward a credible voter recall policy?

    Voter recall…. get it?
    A valuable addition to our tenuous version of democracy.
    People who don’t vote will vote for this.
    Simple enough for even Farage to understand.
    Come on Nigel, show some initiative, you know it has paid off every time.

  70. 70
    Cazual Obzerver 10 says:

    To an earlier point you were discussing, re: Op O

    i) The p’rosecutions likely stopped because of fundamental problems with the way that the investigation had been carried out. There were a number of cases dismissed when it was proved that those charged had been victims of c’ard f’raud etc.

    ii) Those who were sent down were likely known to authorities anyway, perhaps because they had priors or were on the mailing lists of orgs. such as the P

    iii) Why did B stick his neck out so ? Perhaps H has a copy of the P mailing list which could prove damaging to many.

    The N’CCL advertising for members in M’P mag would have been able to build up a broad picture of the P membership itself as P members responded to that advertisement. It would be incredible to think that N’CCL failed to ask: Where did you hear about us ?

    To your point I would drop Op O, but focus on the hit list which both H AND the sec serv who were monitoring N’CCL would have in their possession.

    My guess: H goes down, she will take some interesting others with her.

  71. 71
    PorterLoo says:

    It will be dave defacated in 15!

  72. 72
    The Bundesbank says:

    We haven’t got any gold. Try the yanks.

  73. 73
    whippet says:

    If they only urinated no one would have noticed. The huge steaming piles left on the pavement diagonally opposite the primary school gates is what caused offence.

  74. 74
    mraemiller says:

    Colin Barrow, Dame Shirley Porter… since when has it been neccessary to be any good to be leader of the Westminster Council? I have to say we haven’t had any run-ins over insane parking schemes or flyering bans that are then not enforced then aborted during her era and no conflict at all with the Council who seem to be doing a lovely job of doing all those things councils should be for like keeping the place clean and tidy … so I say keep her!

    Un-PC Council leaders I can take – it’s the ones that make doing business a misery that I cant cope with.

  75. 75
    Ton`y here says:

    Hi everyone. Had a good day?

    Good to see the new europeans able to fertilise our lands, albeit more brown and unpleasant than the previous.

    Still not really an issue or even a beeg eeshue, arf arf, round my way.

  76. 76
    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Hey Hunta Kinte, leave us out of it, we will sh*t where we want, it is our culture!

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    She’s not dangerous enough.

  78. 78
    Trigger says:

    Have had my pocket picked twice, Palma and London.. On both occasions Roma were responsible and quite adept at their art.

    Having learnt from Palma, the cut and folded items of ‘The Sun’ that I lost in London, must have disappointed a little..

  79. 79
    Cow R Us says:

    “Philippa is perfectly nice,” ??

    Is he being sarcastic? She is a nasty piece of work. Rather than contribute to the immigration debate, her comments give the PC brigade excuses to close debate down. Unacceptable!

  80. 80
    Glyph Lees Jones says:

    Perhaps you could enlighten us regarding the language in which these signs are written.

  81. 81
    Never believe anything you find on Google (or anywhere else on-line) says:

    She is also rather more in tune with the voters of Westminster and those who live or try to run a business in Westminster than many of her critics, particularly those who commute in to Whitehall, Matthew Parker Street, Bressenden Place or the glass testacle between More Place and Tower Bridge.

  82. 82
    Fort Knox says:

    Neither have we. Why do you think we haven’t had a proper audit since 1953 ?

  83. 83
    Oh my Gawd Broon says:

    I haven’t got any either…Sue, no more interviews with ingots lease

  84. 84
    H Harmkids says:

    No not people, Pikeys from eastern Europe.

  85. 85
    H Harmkids says:

    Pikey and urdu

  86. 86
    H Harmkids says:

    Is that BigBlackGayCock.com, Jack here please reply

  87. 87
    On and on and on, do you ever shut up? says:

    You insufferable bore.

    You are ruining this blog with your childish interventions. I hope GF bans you before you fuck this up any more than you have already.

  88. 88
    bunch of shit munching mobbing cunts been owned says:

    fuck what up exactly?

  89. 89
    Hoi Polloi says:

    How old is she? How much worldly experience has she had to hold such an important job? Looks like she has just finished her A levels. Is she any good a gerrymandering? Is she in touch with Dame Surely Tesco?

    We need answers….

  90. 90
    Acting-Supt Peabody says:

    have you just woken up? That happened days ago! He’s probably sunning himself on the Costa Crime now.

  91. 91
    Acting-Supt Peabody says:

    he will go in the profit and ‘loss’ column for the time being.

  92. 92
    Sleuths R Us says:

    Read the link. Her name was Sarah Bennett. Wonder where she is now?

  93. 93
    Why can't plod mind their own business at times like these? says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to the expression “Cop a feel”….

  94. 94
    Hoi Polloi says:

    So she did not get to keep all her knives then. Is that plod theft?

  95. 95
    Huge Grunt says:

    Thanks for your intervention Mum.

  96. 96
    Huge Grunt says:

    Those little north African rascals are also quite good at that sort of thing. Just go to Paris or Brussels for first hand experience.

  97. 97
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    A glance to the right under “Seen Elsewhere:”, five UKIP stories out of a total of eleven! Someone, somewhere is very worried about something or other!

  98. 98
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Not always. Some ugly women are so bitter and twisted – from multiple rejections, I suppose – so they don’t fuck and they have much mental baggage.

  99. 99
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    What if we make voting compulsory – on a week end if necessary – and fine them if they don’t show? Seems to work for the Aussies. Oh, and BAN postal voting…………………………………..now.

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    “accusing immigrants of “defecating on people’s doorsteps”.”
    is nothing to get that concerned about. As long as we have politicians ****ing on us, and then rubbing it in.
    eg: Open invitation to Angela Merkel. Having been raised under an oppressive regime yourself. Doesn’t eventual complete failure of those ideologies that dare not permit themselves to be questioned, register with you? Similarly if Adolf had been amenable to a challenge of debate from a citizen, might yet one more catastrophic human miscalculation have been avoided? ‘Understandings’ only manifest a genuine claim to be cogent, if fully prepared to respond to query. Failure to do so in this case, could potentially see the rise of a fourth Reich.

  101. 101
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Does this story have anything to do with her being a woman?

  102. 102
    WestminsterTorycouncillor says:

    This story is a complete fantasy

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    She told the truth about Roma gypsies so she has to be replaced

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    Guido is just a Tory party apologist, his cover has been blown along time ago along with his fake Irish roots, the man is a tory wanker to the core…..

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    It already is….

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    While I don’t condone pissing on the pitch it’s understandable much like pissing in a swimming pool but would you take a crap n the swimming pool….

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    Not as big as she was when Labour were in government, why have they waited till now to make this public despite the fact ‘conspiracy theorists’ have been mentioning this for years….Tories getting desperate so they are going where they didn’t dare before…..the only good thing is this could open pandora’s box and Labour could retaliate outing Tory paedos and so forth….this could be great but I think like most things it will be forgotten and all the accused will be referred to as honourable ladies and gentlemen

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    But as the Telegraph said it’s better we launder it than allow other countries such as Russia or Iran to because we’d lose the profits…..yeah morals are OK but you can’t let them get in the way of profits…capitalism ain’t it a bitch

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    No a female labour politician would have hired a man to do to the killing and then complained about the murdering ways of men at his trial and how peaceful the world would be without men

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t mention the 4X2s

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    Has anyone looked under Gordon Brown’s bed…the man is not that bright, that’s probably where he hid the gold….after all he wouldn’t trust the banks and for good reason he was supervising them

  112. 112
    Anonymous says:

    They were probably Roma too they look quite similar…


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