February 27th, 2014

How’s That Tory Manifesto Immigration Pledge Going?

In the 2010 Tory manifesto, the party vowed to reduce net migration to below 100,000:

“Immigration has enriched our nation over the years and we want to attract the brightest and the best people who can make a real difference to our economic growth. but immigration today is too high and needs to be reduced. We do not need to attract people to do jobs that could be carried out by british citizens, given the right training and support. So we will take steps to take net migration back to the levels of the 1990s – tens of thousands a year, not hundreds of thousands.”

Today’s ONS figures show net migration has risen by 56,000, hitting a total of 212,000 for the last year. You don’t need to change the axes on the graph below to show the Tories have failed to keep their pledge:

migrationClick to enlarge.

This is what you get for making promises about something you can’t really control…


  1. 1
    UKIP I will be watching for Vaz at Luton says:

    Just wait until the Bulgarians and Romanians who are here tell their mates about the plumbing opportunities!

  2. 2
    Johnson says:

    Tories didn’t get a majority so the yellow-bellied Lib Dems have been blocking them:


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    The Roma are here, the Roma are here! says:

    Net migration soars over 200,000 despite David Cameron’s pledge


    Official figures show a net flow of 212,000 migrants to Britain, up nearly 60,000 year-on-year, with a surge in arrivals from Romania and Bulgaria

  4. 4

    Maybe it has more to do with people thinking Labour will win so more people are leaving the country…

  5. 5
    David Cameron says:

    I am an EU troll.

  6. 6
    What can one possibly say? says:

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    Nigel is Correct again. says:

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    Shooty* says:

    And yet they concentrate on keeping the argument in terms of Romanians and Bulgarians when, in reality, no one is worried about them, but no one DARES say “actually, it’s that ‘peaceful’ lot we’re worried about. Any chance you could stop them, please?”

  9. 9
    Angela Merkin says:

    Love you David

  10. 10
    Immigration has enriched our nation says:

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    Fuckwit Watch says:

    I’ve got Romanians next door to me.

    You have no fucking idea.

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    And those here? says:

    Has it not gone beyond that also?

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    N. Richment says:

    For the Bulmanians, rise of 166 per cent from 9,000 to 24,000 year-on-year. These figures are up to last September. Thought they were’nt coming until Jan. Am I surprised? No. Am I p1ssed off? Very.

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    Cast Iron Dave says:

    I love the little kisses at the end of the graphs. Did Rebekah leave them for me?

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    Anonymous says:

    “Invitation to join the British Government.”
    First, liberally apply glue to any coalition cracks. Second, gloss over with a coat of blue paint wherever a blue hue is currently not visible. Alternatively try the following practical guide to immigration: Pour water from a brimming bucket into tumbler, up to its mid-point. Is glass now half full or half empty? Next decant remainder of liquid into small receptacle. Is it full or overflowing? Additionally, was there any point at all in the process when the procedure should have been halted?

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    Vote for Nige says:

    Once again, man down the pub gets it spot on.

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    time for a new MP says:

    Did you receive an introductory initiation? No. Just another photo-shot.

  18. 18
    Jack Cade of Heathfield says:

    I think that IS the reserve army!

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    Narcissist Watch says:

    Great for whom exactly?

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    Ex banker says:

    And here are Gideon’s smoke and mirrors about the UK deficit…


    The highest in the G8….

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    Far be it from me to defend spoonface but I don’t see what more they could have done to make Britain a less attractive destination.

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    Ethel of Purley says:

    I would love to know how these immigrants have enriched our country, does he mean murdering their daughters? mutilating their genitals? filthy shops and filthy takeaway joints, spitting and shitting in the streets, sexually abusing young girls, beeeeg eeeshu, playing the same dreadful dirge on a sqeezebox all day long.

    Just because a few are doctors etc does not mean for every one that does contribute we have to take in 50.000 bums scroungers murderers thieves rapists and savages who just have no idea how to live in a civilised manner in this once great country.

    Anyone care to explain the benefits we are supposed to be ever so grateful for?

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    Being Anti Immigration is Racist says:

    This is very very good news. With more immigration brings cultural enrichment to the people of the UK and more tax to the government coffers. Everyone is a winner! And it is Friday as well. Something to thank Allah for when i go to prayers later on today. Allah Akbar! Vote Respect for a more tolerant and enriched UK

  24. 24
    Slice of the PIE says:

    So when Harman said there were a thousand other organisations, there were actually 8.

  25. 25
    Ethel of Purley says:

    I agree with you on that one, maybe some of your pals can see they get what they deserve.

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    Libertie(s) says:

    Did the Tories also promise to grant pardons to mass murderers – because that’s what appears to have been happening secretly in NI. But of course only for terrorists not British Soldiers or Police whom we hold to higher standards

    And why has Teresa Villeirs been busy signing these without telling anyone

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    An enricher says:

    We like places where the dogs step in human shit, it makes us feel at home.

    Like home but with bennies – Kerching !!

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    still walking into darkness says:

    and the 300,000 a year that leave will be those that massively contribute to the economy

    not sure that graph includes EU migration either

  29. 29
    Nick Clegg says:

    Just because a few are doctors etc does not mean …….

    Yes it does.

    Vote LibDem

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    Dont Vote for Nige says:

    man down the pub gets it wrong. Farage would ban both the cultural and financial enrichment that immigration brings us all.

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    Bulldog chewing a wasp says:

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    Johnny says:

    Perhaps run a bigger current account deficit?!


    Until there is a run on Sterling….

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    Bob Fleming says:


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    We are full. says:


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    Who is this cunt? says:

    Isn’t today Thursday?

  36. 36
    Cazual Observer 9 says:

    The next shoe to drop will be the benefits cost in a few months time.

    Perhaps the G’reen levies which Cameron and his cohort of morons are trying to push through are intended to cover this as yet unfunded liability.

    Time to exit the EU is now.

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    Who is this cunt? says:

    “the cultural and financial enrichment that immigration brings us all”.

  38. 38
    The Borg says:

    You will be assimilated….

    Now pay me your bennies…..

  39. 39
    Ed Miliband says:

    Anyone care to explain the benefits we are supposed to be ever so grateful for?

    Well silver service for your Primrose Hill dining circle meetings for a start.

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    Cazual Observer 9 says:

    Instead of going all out to make the place look bad, it would have been much easier to cut all benefits and exit the EU.

    That policy would have kept a nice country, avoided the problems now developing and started to repair the problems which L’abour introduced last time.

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    Ethel of Purley says:

    RE the FEW Romanians and Bulgarians who turned up here, I know of a woman who works for immigration in Liverpool and she told me that they cannot keep up with the numbers, they are told to work up to 9pm every night and that they have had to take on 18 more staff and they still cannot cope with the swarms of immigrant enrichers.

    When they said only a few came here they are talking absolute bollocks and lies and they are being diverted to regional airports so as to try and hide the numbers.

    Vote UKIP.

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    QED says:

    An enricher?


    Owen Jones?

    Thats probably it.

  43. 43
    Angela Merkel says:

    It seem to me that the British are unhappy…

    Unhappy with their own economic performance and corrupt banks

    Unhappy with their own politicians

    Unhappy that noone pays any attention to them

    And now they try and project their unhappiness on any passers by…

    “It starred in America” was the line, now it is “it started in the EU” of which you have been a member for 40 years …

    Sad but true…

    Your British should get a life and try and do something positive with your lives…
    apart from complaining like your old friends the Scots…!!

    Get off your arses and build something

    And clean up your own mess before attacking others…

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    Skeleton bob says:

    But it is Dave who wants to invite 75 million Moslim Turks to this country. He has said as much. The only way to cut immigration and the pressure to build houses on land liable to flood is to vote UKIP and vote to leave the EU.

    There is no other way.

    There is no other way.

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    Anonymous says:

    Maybe Labour should show support for Lee Rigbys family instead of supporting Duggan and various other mussie terrorist families.

  46. 46
    tigerowl says:

    Pathetic. get a life.

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    Cameron, you are guilty says:

    Maybe they gave themselves the same get out jail free letters they offered to IRA terrorists, behind the backs of the people of Northern Ireland and the rest of the United Kingdom.

  48. 48
    Moral bankrupts says:

    Look at all those Unions and Student groups who were happy to sit alongside paedophiles.

  49. 49
    Sick of the greed and lies (still) says:

    I suspect it’s a “copy and paste” from another thread.
    Or is that just me being cynical?

  50. 50
    Athelstan says:

    I told you so

  51. 51
    C.O.Jones says:

    I thought the pardons go back to 2007. Enlighten me.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Yes it does.

    Vote Conservative or Labour.

    It does not matter which as we are two ends of the same turd and both pro EU to our core.

  53. 53
    Skeleton bob says:

    Sadly it is EU red tape which stops companies being competitive and UK taxpayers’ money being diverted to the EU that stops us investing in our own country.

  54. 54
    Appalling situation. says:

    Isn’t Matt Baggot one of those Common Purpose types?…..

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Yes it does.

    Vote Conservative or Labour.

    It does not matter which as we are two ends of the same sh1t and both pro EU to our core.

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    Sick of the greed and lies (still) says:

    Comment of the day?

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    Disgusting says:

    Look at all those Unions and Students organisations who wre happy to sit alongside peeeeeeeeedoohiles.

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    Don't just sit there then, answer the question. says:

    Put your opinion where your ad hominem attack is and tell us all what the benefits are then?

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    Don Cox says:

    If it is true that Britain has the highest growth rate in Europe, or at least if people think it is true, then of course lots of people want to move here.

    The only way to reduce immigration is to wreck the economy. Does Greece have a big immigration problem ? Probably a Labour government will do enough damage to make Britain a less attractive destination.

    What immigrants are telling us is that they would rather live here than in their home towns. Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

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    tigerowl says:

    So you think UKIP will reduce migrant workers and immigration? Shows they can fool some of the people all of the time. Come the spring and summer, more will be needed to pick the harvest of fruit and veg. How will UKIP pick those harvests by not having migrant workers? Not enough people live in the areas of Lincolnshire and Cambridge to be able to harvest the crops. UKIP show all the time they are just the Tories in disguise. Hate employment rights, maternity rights, want more public spending cuts etc. They are TORIES dear. Get used to it. Just Tories who do not like Cameron. More UK citizens live and work in the EU, than EU citizens live and work here. Read some facts, do some research. Stop just googling porn sites. A party like UKIP that pushes generalisations that are wrong are just going to be found wanting. A waste of a vote.

  61. 61
    Ethel of Purley says:

    You must be an EU troll, cant you do a proper job?

  62. 62
    Thanks for the advice says:

    Your British should get a life and try and do something positive with your lives

    Like leave the festering pile of corruption called the EU

  63. 63
    Executive Summary says:

    Vote UKIP

  64. 64
    Twat Watch says:

    Probably been up all night on a moozie patrol in Bethnall. But then mostly they don’t know what day it is if it’s not Bennies Day.

  65. 65
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

    We lied. Hey ho.

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    It's been the ruin of us says:

    Name three tangible benefits, to the white British, of immigration to Britain.

    First person to say curry gets a fre punch in the face.

  67. 67
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I won’t allow the Tories to stop immigration.

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    Cazual Observer 9 says:

    People who work overseas do so at their own risk. The decisions of the UK should have no impact on them.

    UKIP have pledged to offer the people a referendum on the EU which the people of the UK did not originally opt to join.

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    Only chavs shop at Tesco says:

    The saddest aspect of the Harman scandal is that the hatchet-faced, humourless, bigoted, hypocritical, intellect-free poseur and her even more bland and stupid husband will wriggle off the hook courtesy of rolling 24 hour news. The minority that care about the serious rot at the top of the “Labour” party will move onto the next news item within a few days. Unless, that is, the Mail has a few more rounds in the magazine. I doubt it, but here’s hoping!

  70. 70
    Questions of our time says:

    David Cameron believe that H’arriet H’arman and J’ack D’romey were right to have been involved with the P.I.E. ?

  71. 71
    Putin says:

    I am not impressed

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    Ethel of Purley says:

    You must be an EU troll, can’t you do a proper job?

    Vote UKIP.

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    I liked it better before says:

    Nig-nogz, wopz, dagoz, spickz and all other sorts of associated dross are busily wrecking the country, which will eventually become part of the EU Kaliphate.

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    Ah I see says:

    Now …

    You i.e a Lefty are allowed to justify something (like immigration) by talking about a tiny minority (fruit pickers) as a way of justifying why something works.

    Me i.e. a Righty are NOT allowed to criticise something (like benefits) by talking about a tiny minority (White Dee and her ilk) as a way of justifying why something is broken.

    Thanks for the clarification that has helped enormously.

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    Just sayin' says:

    Hitler had the right idea about Gyp-pos.

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    BBC Red Bottom says:

    We went to Gatwick on 1st January and saw only 4 Romanians coming into the country. So its nothing to do with Bulgaria or Romania.

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    Twat Watch says:

    Do one, Andy. Moron.

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    A European says:

    I think you start with the festering criminal pile of corruption in the Cesspit City and Westminster

    And by all means, leave the EU…

    There are serious problems to deal with, apart from offshore crooks like you…

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    Putin says:

    Why not just arrest them?

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    Ethel of Purley says:


  81. 81
    Ed Balls says:

    The only way to reduce immigration is to wreck the economy.

    Umm OK.

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    Twat Watch says:

    And add Hamjam Chowder as a continuing sore, always ready to inci’te, Plod …arrest this animal.

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    Point of Information says:

    When did the EU accounts last get signed off ?

  84. 84
    Village Idiot says:

    …What happened to Vaseline Vazes mate that he met at the border!

  85. 85
    Small Business says:

    Not quite. Our corrupt civil service and local authorities giving all the lucrative government work to a few MP-friendly corporations has a lot to do with things.

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    Point of Information says:

    G’reece does have a big immigration problem because it is part of the EU.

    This has contributed to the poor state of its government finances and has helped fuel growing violent rac!sm within the country.

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    The Russian 15th Armoured Accountancy Division says:

    When putin sends us in we will do it for free.

  88. 88
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    British jobs for British workers !

  89. 89
    Bill Quango MP says:

    About 5 million Americans work overseas. How do they manage without joining the EU?

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    They are xan odd lot are Labour says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Pieces of fæces like this fóôker should be shipped back to their tin huts in whichever ‘stan is furthest from our shores.

    Stop modding me 4ks, you fat spak.

  92. 92
    Dave, kissing Merkel backside says:

    How dare Alastair Thompson, Guido’s assosiate at Media Intelligence lobbyists says

    That I have a working class problem

    To start with, there is no working class left in Britain

    Secondly, we havenjust rebranded the Partie to “the Workers Party” – Admittedly behind closed doors

    But all our PR men now tell me that this means that what is left of the working class, outside of Hampstead, will now flock to our banner…

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    Owen Jones says:

    The USA is overseas

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    Anonymous says:

    We should get the same crew that ‘arrested’ Duggan to do it.

  95. 95
    Prime Minister David "Moneys No Object" Cameron,the ignorant prick. says:

    Never leave the toilet seat up in a woman’s house.

    She’ll know you were there.

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    Curry says:


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    Bill Quango MP says:

    ‘Stand at ease’ means hands behind your back Chuckka

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    Twat Watch says:

    And the four were your gayer friends, were they not?

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    The EU Exposed says:

    Vote EU

  100. 100
    Tony Blair says:

    Then get a ‘Hutton’ style enquiry to exonerate them.

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    Anonymous says:

    You can piss off back on the banana boat too, if you like them so much.

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    The EUkraine says:

    Don’t forget the 45 million of us. We’re practically in the EU now. Just waiting for the application forms to be signed.

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    UK monitor says:

    The accounts of all the major US and UK banks were fiddled before they created the 2008 Crash which devastated the world

    Phyisician, cure thyself

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    Diane AbbongoBongott says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Why not just execute them?

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    Cazual Observer 9 says:

    A properly funded military and Foreign Policy which reads:

    Don’t fuck with US.

    The UK used to have something similar and should work towards restoring that state of affairs.

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    Benjamin 10 says:

    Forgot to shave this morning Angela?

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    Brittania says:

    ….I have thought about this since “Windrush”,and my conclusion is that there are only negative benefits to the scale of immigration,the evidence is all around in the form of government expenditure on ethnics,which true figures will never be available,the overcrowding,the job situation,the dilution,the economic shithole we have endured,the abysmal treatment of the disabled,housing shortages,crap hospitals,grooming gangs,fgm,it has been a fuckin disaster for the indigenous!

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    Economist says:

    UK growth is built on an excessive government deficit

    And massive current deficit

    Producing a housing bubble

    Together this can only produce a collapse of sterling

    So all very dodgy..and all very New Labour in fact…

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    Axe the telly tax says:

    Yeah an labour are responsible. Before you spit your dummy out if you think that this issue is going to be sorted in one parliament then your either a labour troll, thick or both. The damage inflicted by the Blair and Brown years will take two perhaps 3 parliaments.
    Thank your lucky stars Brown got evicted by the time that guy with Balls and Milliband had finished it would have taken decades to correct

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Sounds expensive. Let’s just carry on muddling through like we have done since 1966.

  113. 113
    Dave "gay marriage" Cameron says:

    No need for you to come here as I’m sending you your benefit money now. Tens of billions courtesy of the hardworking families of the UK.

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    carlo gambino says:

    That’s why I never got on in the army.

    Their version of ‘at ease’ and my idea of what being ‘at ease’ should be were miles apart.

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    Alex Salmond says:

    We took them all to work in the Amazon warehouse. Its the largest depot in Europe. Scottish jobs for EU workers.

    Please can we join? Please Angela? Please?

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    Nick Clegg says:

    No, lets surrender its better all round.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Worthy of a lol! Carlo.

  118. 118
    Dave "gay marriage" Cameron says:

    He does have a point.

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    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    And sadly signed off by Royal Pardon

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    William says:

    Perfect J ewish projection

    The PM of the world’s only true r a cist and fascist State pointing…

    Even his shadow is evil…

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    Cazual Observer 9 says:

    Somewhat cheap these days.

    Russ!a and Ch!nese kit is not bad value for money, there is plenty of cheap cannon fodder idling around, and Foreign Policy which reads:

    Don’t fuck with UK

    Is much cheaper than cost of EU membership and the waffle they spout which essentially reads:

    Russ!a, r’ape me.

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    She's from the east you know. says:

    Got to admit that she does look like Der Führer

  123. 123
    The entire Labour Party 1997 to 2010 says:

    We tried that but it didn’t work so we decided to rub the whites noses in diversity instead

  124. 124
    Fuckwit Watch (Fr. Div.) says:

    I live in France and had Romanians living next door to me. You are right, he has no fucking idea.

  125. 125
    Twampersand mk III says:

    Dee is archetypal, not a minority. A morbidly obese, thick, ignorant thief, a breeder of future parasites, a loud mouth moron with an enormous sense of entitlement.

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    Disgusting says:

    I wonder if Peter Hain will be invited to John Downey’s big homecoming party in Donegal this weekend…..

  127. 127
    Unskilled Plumber says:

    Beeeeegg Ishuuuuue

  128. 128
    Metal Heels says:

    Parade boots in the Gym?

  129. 129
    Peter Bone says:

    I’ve fucking well had enough and think I’ll go and have a dump.

  130. 130
    Blair and Cameron says:

    Don’t fuck with US

    Quite right

    Be the dumb poodle and get shafted for illegal wars in Afghanistan and Iraq

    Work as sub-contractor of NSA

    Support the gangster banks

    Adopt US sub-culture, become obese, take drugs and dumb everyone down

    Sounds a good way forward to us

  131. 131
    כריס says:

    ”Even his shadow is evil…”

    Have you watched Peter Pan too many times friend?

  132. 132
    ^Moron^ says:

    It all the fault of the Jooooooooos!


  133. 133
    rick says:

    They’re all mouth. Salman Rushdi still walks the earth years after the ‘fatwah’ was issued against him.

  134. 134
    Gideon says:

    There is no money left

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    domino says:

    Net Migration is a Red Herring with the media playing along with it so as to keep the public at bay.

    Should read “530,000 more immigrants a year”, with the sub headline “excludes the half a million who sneak across or here on bogus visas, also excludes the hundreds of 1000’s of new births to foreign mothers”

    In fact why not just go with the headline “Labour and Tory lies mean Britons being replaced at a rate of one million a year”

  136. 136
    Ed Milibabysnatcher says:

    Does he agree with Harriet Harman that it is OK to allow the pressurization of 10 year old girls into having sex by making it legal?

  137. 137
    Disgusting says:

    Come on, Guido, ask David Hansen MP, What he knew about these get out of jail free cards when he was a Northern Ireland minister…

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    Jimmy Boyle and John McVicar says:

    He’s busy wiv me and the boys. Gonna blag a Securicor van, all tooled up wiv shooters.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    And all Israels neighbours have democracy, freedom of expression, civil rights, womens rights, rights for minorities ie gays etc?

    Tell you what William, it’s time you saw a psychiatrist to get that warped and deluded brain of yours sorted out.

    Fucking anti semitic idiot.

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    Village Idiot says:

    …How on earth do you think fruit,hops and other harvesting was done before the ethnic arrivals and eastern Europeans? ….Worked on farms in the 70,s,never saw an ethnic,or eastern European!

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    Flooding says:

    Lots of UK farms and pharmacy shops will soon be up for grabs to continue our EU cultural enrichment. Bring a tractor and riot helmet. Sorry – no divvy.

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    Common Sense says:

    It takes the steady hand of Z’ionism to point out the truth.

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    History waiting to repeat itself says:

    Hey Angela, I’m assuming you have some pretty trenchant views about UKIP? A party that’s grown rapidly on the back of economic depression; led by a very prominent, charismatic individual who claims the existing political class is corrupt and needs to be swept clean; which identifies a group of people (immigrants) as the source of all ills; and which majors on how the British people were lied to and deceived about a treaty signed many years ago.

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    Twampersand mk III says:

    Yet another treason committed by Brenda.

  147. 147
    C.O.Jones says:

    And ask him why the get out of jail free card applied only to terrorists and not those fighting terrorism on our behalf?

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    @# says:

    I am looking forward to seeing and hearing Mrs May talk her way out of this one.
    But yet again, the Coalition not making one of it’s flagship promises. I’ve lost count now how many broken promises there have been. Its pretty much every policy has failed

  149. 149
    Spring time for Adolf says:

    Fuck me…she does look like Hitler!

  150. 150
    Disgusting says:

    …and only Irish republican terrorists too.

  151. 151
    Twampersand mk III says:

    Cons have borrowed (printed) more money in 4 years than any of the other spastics during Labour’s reign of terror.

    That’s a fact, not a party political point. If crack-head Osbourne stops spunking cash to the EU, bongo bongo land, Syria, the Ukraine and in fact just about anywhere but on the people that paid it, that might help.

    Novel idea, I know.

  152. 152
    The Boys from Brazil says:

    Do think she could be a genetic clone?

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    Gidiot says:


  154. 154
    Dihane Habbott says:

    “A morbidly obese, thick, ignorant thief, a breeder of future parasites, a loud mouth moron with an enormous sense of entitlement.”

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    Twampersand mk III says:

    C0 9

    Do you have to keeping changing your number because of fatty’s incessant modding?

    I do, and I didn’t even say anything that outrageous. Unless I’ve become so extreme in my hatred of politicians and other dross that I think my views are perfectly normal, which is a possibility.

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    כריס says:

    Yes if only poor Lee Rigby could have compromised he would be here today…….

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    JadedJean9 says:

    What a lot of people don’t understand is that this is Social Democrats at work, the Left-Communists which Lenin attacked as anti-statist Libertarians in the early part of the c20th and which in more recent times has been known as the New Left. It is NOT left wing. It is anti-Government. Take note that the Human Rights legislation applies only to what goes on in the Public Sector. It is designed to cripple the state, erode the PUBLIC Sector managed by the elected Government.

    It is very hard for most people to grasp how this works, as they think that Governments do the opposite. Just think about the facts, and you’ll soon see why Germany rose up against all this subversion in favour of free-market anarchism in the 1930s. Those they rose up against then fled to the West, i.e Britain and the USA which they incited to wage war against their oppressors. That is why you see this (right-wing Libertarian) politically correct behaviour mostly in these countries today. It is poisonous to the REGULATIVE state by design. It’s why Hitler and Stalin are the arch bogeymen.

  159. 159
    Maximus says:

    Eyeballing the graph it appears that since B’liar, the net immigration has had a constant annual immigration excess over trend of about 180,000 – an excess which has not changed under the narcoleptic dormouse in #10. There is no evidence in the graph that this is going to change any time soon, and that looks to me a far more ‘robust’ prediction about the future than any warmistas have about future temperatures. It’s almost as if in 1997, a minimum quota had been put in place.

  160. 160
    Twampersand mk III says:

    This is what we’ve come to. After a thousand years. A fuckin morbidly obese, racist, rent a gob mongol, with absolutely no heritage in this nation, elevated to law maker.

    Makes me weep.

  161. 161
    Ethel of Purley says:

    Typical of the lefty vermin to resort to lies myths and insults, you should be advising your lefty chums like Harpic and Dromey and your vile mother Patricia Hewitt to stay away from porn sites, but then if there were no porn sites what would the four of you do all day, I despise deluded lefty work shy vermin like you.

    Vote UKIP.

  162. 162
    carlo gambino says:


  163. 163
    Táxpáyér says:

    Be interesting to do migration figures using income.

    300,000 exited average earning lots.

    1,000,000 average claiming lots.

  164. 164
    Fatty says:

    It makes advertisers think there are more listeners

  165. 165
    Anonymous says:

  166. 166
    Táxpáyér says:

    and those figures are VASTLY under.

  167. 167
    Táxpáyér says:

    The culture is great already and isn’t improved with subsidised immigration.
    The economy is positively harmed by the increased rent-seeking enable by subsidised immigration.

  168. 168
    Táxpáyér says:

    Anjem Chowdry is the wonderful proof that immigration is a failure.

  169. 169
    Táxpáyér says:

    Don’t forget we’ve got that lunatic Mark Carney.

  170. 170
    SleeplessInKirkcaldy says:

    Perhaps she was having a struggle with the razor

  171. 171
    Red Ed, Son of Brown and eco-fascist says:

    Ith not fair. Camerwon hath compwetely failed on immigwation but I can’t bath him on it becosth we were even worth.

  172. 172
    Táxpáyér says:

    It means lower wages for those in the country.
    MORE IMPORTANTLY It means higher rents.

    Subsidised immigration is welfare for the establishment who live off rent-seeking.

  173. 173
    The artful Bogdan says:

    …Got to pick a pocket or two or three or four or five or six…

  174. 174
    Táxpáyér says:

    Ah back to managed declinism…

  175. 175
    Pissed Off Pleb says:


  176. 176
    Táxpáyér says:

    49% of germans want to exit the EUSSR too.

    It’s only the establishment who want to stay as they know the EUSSR enables their rent-seeking lifestyle.

  177. 177
    Táxpáyér says:

    Yep, GDP includes debt as growth, rather than discounting increases in debt!

    When companies do it, it’s a sign the management are a bunch of chancers and time to sell shares.

  178. 178

    Bumsex marriage wasn’t in the 2010 Conservative Manifesto.

    WTF did you push that legislation through, Dave?

  179. 179
    Táxpáyér says:

    William is probably the biggest loon posting here today.

  180. 180
    Táxpáyér says:

    Apart from Jaded Jean.

  181. 181
    Táxpáyér says:

    Add British people leaving to the non-British arriving and you get 800,000 less British in the country.

    Net migration is a terrible statistical con.

  182. 182
    Spartacus says:

    another immigrant?

  183. 183
    Spartacus says:

    modbodded eh?

  184. 184
    Would you buy a used car from this man? says:

  185. 185
    Kirkstall Massive says:


  186. 186
    Spartacus says:

    harsh but accurate

  187. 187
    Jack Ketch says:

    Financial enrichment= a few hundred foreign criminals stashing their loot into London property.
    Cultural enrichment=Female Genital Mutilation, gunfights in the streets, antibiotic resistant TB, “no-go” areas of British suburbs.

  188. 188
    Kirkstall Massive says:

    he’s not washing cars in Essex

  189. 189

    Building homes for 75m Muslims on land that’s liable to flood? Why, when they’ve got Bangladesh?
    That said, not a bad idea. Dogger Sands could do with redevelopment.

  190. 190
    Kirkstall Massive says:

    isn’t it bro

  191. 191
    John Bellingham says:

    How come you are not in that chair in the basement of Thames House with the electrodes and crocodile clips?
    Oh yes! You are on the staff there aren’t you?

  192. 192
    Genghis Khan says:

    Would you like to meet a real Mongol?

  193. 193
    Only chavs shop at Tesco says:

    I was wrong – see 69 above. The World at One has been digging. Yes – the BBC has been somewhere the Mail hasn’t yet been! Bryan Gould, ex-Labour leadership candidate, has been fingered and, of course, is denying all. Minutes of meetings in the late ’70s and historic ads of vulnerable young boys do not bode well for Harridan and her dozy husband!

  194. 194
    John Bellingham says:

    He casts a SHADOW?

  195. 195
    Hard working man on the street says:

    Those that leave were paying loads of tax.

    Those immigrants that arrive will either be on benefits, picking fruit (and still claiming benefits) or work in starbucks (pay no tax) or self employed earning £40k pa as a plumber (and pay no tax whilst still claiming benefits).

    It’s not even a zero sum game, its a negative death spiral strategy.

    We simply can’t go on with 600,000 pa immigrants arriving in this country. There simply isnt the room for them or the tax reciepts to pay their benefits.

    The sooner loony Cast Iron is cast out, the better.
    Cast Iron has lied to his MP’s, lied to Conservative supporters, and lied to the country.

    He has to go.

  196. 196
    we r scr*wed! says:

    Including the Scots……blue caps………

  197. 197
    Anonymous says:

    A reasonable man could safely say, those numbers must be an underestimate of the truth.

    Its not in the Govt’s interest to make them accurate is it FFS.

    The Govt must be doing everything in their power to keep the numbers down, and in spite of their best efforts the figures still show 600,000 immigrants arrived in 2013.

    It is an absolute disaster for this country and disgrace for the LibLabCon who are all equally to blame.

  198. 198
    600,000 per annum says:

    Shari’a law ?

    Under age child abuse ?

    Murd3ering British soldiers on UK streets ?

  199. 199
    Labour party says:

    The above 3 items are deeply unfair, they just as equally to the indigenous population.

  200. 200
    The EU state says:

    Thats racist………………….

    You will be sent for re-education with the pro EU Harriet Harman and Jack Dromey and Patricia Hewett as your teachers, with a special talk by pro EU Cast Iron Dave.

  201. 201
    chicken DavEd says:

    Love his monicker thang….

  202. 202
    Ukraine says:

    We live next door to Romanians, and you have no fcuking idea.

  203. 203
    Venezuelan Government & Dianne Abbot says:

    Why not just treat them like opposition political parties in our country ? and either murd3er them or lock them up..

  204. 204
    Anonymous says:

    Do you get paid by the EU, Labour party, Conservative party or LibDems, or all 3 ?

  205. 205
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    Cameron is to politics what his “riding buddy ” Rebekah Brooks is to a faithful marriage
    A fucking car crash

  206. 206
    Labours epitaph... says:

    Labours epitaph…

    Morbidly obese, thick, ignorant thief, a breeder of future parasites, a loud mouth moron with an enormous sense of entitlement.

  207. 207
    Cast Iron dave says:

    Nor will I.

    I would rather die and lie, than stop immigration.

    Cast Iron Dave.

  208. 208
    Where there is smoke there is.. says:

    Cast Iron Cameron believes in the EU… and would vote to stay in if there was a referendum.

    Harriet Harman, Jack Dromey and Patrica Hewett promoted a peadofile organisation. They are also pro EU and would also vote to stay in if there was a referendum.

    Spot the difference.

  209. 209
    The view from Haifa says:

    They are all about to perform that famous Monty Python sketch of the squaddypoofs marching. And hup 2, 3, 4, ….

  210. 210
    Where there is smoke there is.. says:

    Cast Iron Cameron believes in the EU… and would vote to stay in if there was a referendum.

    Harriet Harman, Jack Dromey and Patricia Hewett promoted a paed0phile organisation. They are also pro EU and would also vote to stay in if there was a referendum.

    Spot the difference.

  211. 211
    President Hollande says:

    I ave’ don my best for France by driving capitalist business owners and intelligent student peeple of France away. France and German relashonship are veeery gut.

  212. 212
    The view from Haifa says:

    Geeds: ”…. something you can’t really control etc…”

    Just shut the fucking borders. What is so bloody difficult about that? Sod the EU and all its works. WTF do you think they can/will do about it? Just tell them to get stuffed. It’s our country and we should be making the rules, not a bunch of unelected commy foreigners.

    Grow some balls for crying out loud.

  213. 213
    unbelievable says:

    You disingenuous mong. The very fact that you spread such lies and smears just shows the fear you have of the truth.

    They blame the EU and our current political class and elites subversion to it and then total lack of democratic accoutabilty.

    They are against open door immigration and think perhaps it’s a good idea to have sovereign control of your borders (and laws for that matter). Is that so difficult to understand or is there too much common sense in there for you?

  214. 214
    The view from Haifa says:

    Probably got himself ensconced in a 5-bedroom council house somewhere out in the country.

  215. 215
    The view from Haifa says:

    As I said earlier … Just shut the f*^$*^ borders. What is so difficult about that?

  216. 216
    The view from Haifa says:

    … when the procedure should have been halted etc.

    Yes January 1955. And then keep the bloody borders shut.

  217. 217
    The view from Haifa says:

    … and Goldybugsax stooge. Have you noticed how he subtly moved the goal posts a week or two ago? Now I wonder who told him to do that?

    Time he was returned whence he came and the job done by a patriotic Brit.

  218. 218
    The view from Haifa says:

    Declared mandatory pork scratchings free with every meal.

  219. 219
    The view from Haifa says:

    .. and we all fervently wish you were too. We hear Venezuela is rather pleasant at this time of the year.

  220. 220
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    You can Bank on that one.

  221. 221
    natalie says:

    throw everyone out if it makes it easier for me to buy 1 house for work and a holiday cottage in the hills. house prices, congestion on the roads and parking spaces are the only things I care about. there are plenty of jobs. don’t need the population density.

  222. 222
    jm says:

    we should have the death penalty for 2 things

    1 – crime
    2 – antisocial behaviour

    that would a) get the population down b) get crime and antisocial behaviour down c) be funny d) wind up lefty twats

  223. 223
    jm says:

    killing all the members of the previous labour government would bring muslims and non-muslims together like nothing else.

    that harman woman needs to be coming out the top of a chimney for her support for paedos too.

  224. 224
    Even more unbelievable says:

    Just out of interest, are Kippers unable to respond to any criticism without resorting to the words “lies” and “smears”?

  225. 225
    Anonymous says:

    Do these lazy ****ers ever do any work?

    Or do they just visit places and have photos taken?

    I think I already know the answer.

  226. 226
    Confused says:

    What’s the definition of “enriched”?

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    With all your smears you sound like H@rriet H@rman.

    With all your lies you sound like Cast Iron Cameron.

    The EU will love you.

  228. 228
    600,000 pa says:

    +600,000 pa

  229. 229
    Anonymous says:

    We will find out in due course that Cast Iron and Marxist Miliband have also given these get out of jail letters to mussie terrorists in the UK.

    If there was ever a reason not to trust the LibLabCon, this disgraceful act of treason must be a prime example.

    I am suprised the Armed Forces are not losing faith in the LibLabcon.

  230. 230
    600,000 pa says:

    Errr 600,000 pa…

  231. 231
    la verite says:

    Saying that UKIP blame immigrants for the source of all ills is a lie and an attempt to smear the party as racist. The statement draws parallels with the 1930’s and the national socialists Modus operandi in gaining power. What part of that isn’t a smear? Would you rather people weren’t able to tell the truth if you don’t like it?

  232. 232
    Don Cox says:

    Hops at least were often harvested by Roma way back. And by immigrant families from the East End of London.

  233. 233
    Why is Cast Iron such a c*nt says:

    Talking of Cast Iron, why does everything Cast Iron say end up turning to sh1t in seconds….

    He promised Merkel would be offering the UK some big concessions on the EU…

    Yet again Cast Iron is proved to be a liar within minutes of Merkel getting here.

    “Some expect my speech to pave the way for a fundamental reform of the European architecture which will satisfy all kinds of alleged or actual British wishes. I am afraid they are in for a disappointment,” Mrs Merkel said.


  234. 234
    The Common Man says:

    And.. also… er… for being a traitor and quisling whilst an MP and giving away the UK’s sovereignty.

  235. 235
    Get a grip says:

    No you’re not. You’re a Kipper retard who thinks he’s being amusing.

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