February 27th, 2014

Cameron Shelfie

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Dave is winning new admirers with his boxset of ’24’ visible in this shelfie with Merkel. Can you identify any others in the PM’s DVD collection? Comment in the comments…

UPDATE: Readers have since so far identified the James Bond collection and Lost season one.


  1. 1
    Chef says:

    Why has he got a Sofa in the Kitchen?


  2. 2
    Joss Taskin says:

    The Lives of Others ?


  3. 3
    Really? says:


  4. 4
    Ken says:

    Why does he have a sofa in his kitchen?


  5. 5
    SNAFU says:

    “‘There aren’t enough g@y characters on TV’ says BBC drama boss who promises to commission more homosexual storylines”

    Ben Stephenson, who is himself g@y, said that while there is diversity in BBC drama there is still ‘a long way to go’.

    Its not enough that the BBC is full of G@ys and Peedos they want to ram it down our throats.


  6. 6
    GCHQ says:

    Why did we bring this woman here to make a speech? We already know what she thinks.


    • 23
      A European says:

      To encourage the hysterical British to take their future in both hands and fuck off

      Your future lies offshore as the money laundering centre for all the gangsters of the world..and, of course, with your footie..even though your national team is shit!!

      De Gaulle was right, but you didn’t listen to him,!


  7. 9
    Please enlighten says:

    24 what?


  8. 11

    Isn’t that what Obama gave McBroon, except it was the wrong area code and could not be played outside the USA?


    • 35
      Norman Bates says:

      People don’t give Obama enough credit for his sense of humour. He gave Brown a Hitchcock box set, which included Psycho, and it was Region 1, which is playable only in US and Canada. I’m inclined to believe it was an intentional mistake and that the choice of films was also chosen especially for Gordie.


  9. 12
    Andy Burnham says:

    Does he have ‘The English Patient’ ?

    My copy is out in the corridor.


  10. 15
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Brokeback Mountain?


  11. 18
    John Bercow says:

    Does he have ‘one flew over the cuckolds nest’ ?


  12. 19
    Diane Abbot says:

    White men can’t vote


  13. 21
    The Spineless Twat in Number 10 says:

    I was misquoted when I promised to get net migration down to the tens of thousands. What I actually said was that I would bring it down to the hundreds of thousands. Vote Dave in 2015.


  14. 25
    Anonymous says:

    If I was Dave, I’d have left a copy of Mein Kampf on the coffee table..


  15. 30
    Geoff Hurst says:

    World cup 1966 highlights on the


  16. 31
    Jim Carey says:

    If he doesn’t have one of my best movies Liar Liar then I will be very surprised.


  17. 32
    Deutsche Verteidigungs Dienst says:

    It’s still a bit unclear…


  18. 33

    Do you have a better photo? Looks like that is Let’s Go Europe on the top shelf but the ‘s’ appears to be missing.


  19. 41
    Jack Dromey says:

    My shelf is full of classics, like Booty Brotherz, Gayboyz in da Hood, Ass2Ass, The Anal Adventures of Assman, Black to the Future, and Men In Black Men.


  20. 44
    Harriet Harmskids says:

    We like PIE’s version of Play School.


  21. 52
    Anonymous says:



  22. 53
    All in this together says:

    Fuck the DVD collection.

    When he made himself PM without a majority and guaranteed himself a five year contract the fat fucker installed a new kitchen and sent us the bill despite the fact his wife can only cook chillie and heat up pizzas.

    That kitchen at the back has stainless steel tops. They are for heavy duty cooking and come with 25 year guarantees.

    If you think I am talking crap then put in one of those FOI requests and ask to see the invoices and guarantees yourself.


  23. 62
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Cooking theme

    1. Eternal Sunshine of the spotless kitchen
    2. A Fridge too Far
    4. The Silence of the Lamb Casserole
    5. Schindler’s shopping list
    6. Citizen Kane sugar
    7. Full Metal jacket potato
    8. The Apartment
    9. 12 Years a stove
    10. Sit by me


  24. 64
    To Gabby Bertin, of No 10 says:

    Hi Gabs

    Please keep Poodle Dave or a shorter leash

    I do not think he is fit for adult company yet

    PS And please tell him that kissing backside in public is bad manners…


    Keep your spirits up, only a few months left…


  25. 65
    albacore says:

    “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” might just hit the spot
    A conservative, Cameron assuredly is not
    Calling him and his gang Tories is such absolute rot
    They’re about as much Tory as the current Labour lot


  26. 70
    Angela Merkel says:

    Vote UKIP


    • 104
      Spartacus says:

      i’m guessing the furhere is saying

      and what do you think you can contribute by way of experience to this job i have on offer?


  27. 72
    Cazual Observer 9 says:

    Inglorious Bastards ?


  28. 74
    Frank says:

    To be Frank, Very few in Britain would object to closer relations with Germany. It’s the others that are the problem.


    • 78
      Fed up with PC says:

      Just say the word: FRANCE


      • 87
        An indignant little man in a crash helmet says:

        Thanks to the EU the clever people and money are flocking out of Paris and into Berlin.


        • 102
          Spartacus says:

          i think that was hollande rather than the common market


        • 103
          DSK says:

          Those paintings recently found in Germany looted by the Nazis actually belong to my ex wife.

          These objets d’art should of course be handed to her directly .

          I am sure she will want to sell them to French museums provided a fair price is agreed with my good friends of long standing in the French Socialist Party.


  29. 81
    SNAFU says:

    I think you are right the Germans would prefer a closer relationship with us. Also I believe they would not touch the Ukrainian with a mangy Bierwurst.


    • 95
      Sheikh Basha Banka says:

      Willie Hague has already set you up to expect to have your pockets felt over Ukraine.

      Why not ask him what security ,if any, you are going to get for your money.

      And the answer is not to say that no one has ever defaulted on an IMF loan.


  30. 83
    H'arriet H'armen says:



  31. 86
    Jack Bauer says:

    It explains the Presidential Indemnity for the terrorists. I did it first!


  32. 88
    Connoiseur says:


  33. 93
    Maimed Cadger says:

    Just keep your hands where I can see them….


  34. 97
    Sheikh Basha Banka says:

    If Cameron has just had lunch with Merkel I note not much cooking was going on in that kitchen.


  35. 108
    Angela Merkel. says:

    In my country, ze ovens are very much bigger.


  36. 109
    altruism in industry says:

    I can see Alien invaders, Pinicchio and Doom the movie


  37. 113
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    I see the box set of that great film series the Human Centipede. Feel good movies ever there were one.


  38. 115
    Vice Admiral Randy Crewe says:

    I can’t see a copy of the Dam Busters or the Battle of Britain. What kind of a DVD collection is that!


  39. 119

    I bet Cameron removed his copies of 633 Squadron and The Longest Day from his shelf before Ms Merkel came round.


  40. 120
    One-eyed son of the manse says:

    Not sure, but do I see an Allo Allo box set, and next to it Where Eagles Dare and The Dam Busters?


  41. 121
    Ron Jeremy says:

    The 1978 porn classic, Debbie Does Dallas, is there


  42. 125
    Mr. Barrack Hussein, get your socks on, you'll be late says:

    The pink DVD on the far right is the bent version of ‘Debbie does Dallas’ aka ‘Davey does William’


  43. 126
    broderick crawford says:

    I believe I spy a Peter Sarsted Cd

    ” Where do you go to my lovely .,.. when you re alone in your alone in your 21st century Austro -MittelEuropean bed “


  44. 130
    Jack the Ripper says:

    After she left, Dave checked down the back of the sofa to see if any countries rolled out of her pockets.


  45. 135
    Graham says:

    The Reichschancellor arrived in the UK to give her orders to Cameron, Clegg and Miliband. Orders given in German of course, soon to be compulsory. Her predecessor only managed to get as far as Calais, but the white flag has alteady been raised over Westminster.


  46. 136
    Nemesis says:

    Merkel is the scruffiest most unsexy woman on the planet. I’m beginning to wonder whether she’s a German robot rather than a human being.


  47. 137
    Rick says:

    Am sure I can see an edition of Walter Mitty . The one where he has a fantasy about being I power and being able to influence events.


  48. 138
    Tom says:

    Definitely the ‘Don’t mention the war’ Fawlty Towers.


  49. 139
    C says:

    I do recognise the bookcase – looks like Ikea’s Vallvik – I have it myself!


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