February 27th, 2014

Cameron Shelfie

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Dave is winning new admirers with his boxset of ’24’ visible in this shelfie with Merkel. Can you identify any others in the PM’s DVD collection? Comment in the comments…

UPDATE: Readers have since so far identified the James Bond collection and Lost season one.


  1. 1
    Chef says:

    Why has he got a Sofa in the Kitchen?

  2. 2
    Joss Taskin says:

    The Lives of Others ?

  3. 3
    Really? says:

  4. 4
    Ken says:

    Why does he have a sofa in his kitchen?

  5. 5
    SNAFU says:

    “‘There aren’t enough g@y characters on TV’ says BBC drama boss who promises to commission more homosexual storylines”

    Ben Stephenson, who is himself g@y, said that while there is diversity in BBC drama there is still ‘a long way to go’.

    Its not enough that the BBC is full of G@ys and Peedos they want to ram it down our throats.

  6. 6
    GCHQ says:

    Why did we bring this woman here to make a speech? We already know what she thinks.

  7. 7
    Adolph Miliband says:

    That’s not the kitchen. It’s the Lebensraum.

  8. 8
    Ken says:

    And for that matter DVDs and book cases?

  9. 9
    Please enlighten says:

    24 what?

  10. 10
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    Did you say there’s a log way to go ?

  11. 11

    Isn’t that what Obama gave McBroon, except it was the wrong area code and could not be played outside the USA?

  12. 12
    Andy Burnham says:

    Does he have ‘The English Patient’ ?

    My copy is out in the corridor.

  13. 13
    Goggle Box says:

    Have they considered having one gay channel for the gays and banning homosexualism on the rest?

  14. 14
    SNAFU says:

    Its a drama with Kiefer Sutherland where he and the Americans save the world.

  15. 15
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Brokeback Mountain?

  16. 16
  17. 17
    Rumpy says:

    They got lost in IKEA

  18. 18
    John Bercow says:

    Does he have ‘one flew over the cuckolds nest’ ?

  19. 19
    Diane Abbot says:

    White men can’t vote

  20. 20
    Please enlighten says:

    Thanks. I’m not much the wiser but thanks anyway. I am surprised that the PM has time to watch the telly though.

  21. 21
    The Spineless Twat in Number 10 says:

    I was misquoted when I promised to get net migration down to the tens of thousands. What I actually said was that I would bring it down to the hundreds of thousands. Vote Dave in 2015.

  22. 22
    Representative says:

    There should be 3% gay parts no more no less.

  23. 23
    A European says:

    To encourage the hysterical British to take their future in both hands and fuck off

    Your future lies offshore as the money laundering centre for all the gangsters of the world..and, of course, with your footie..even though your national team is shit!!

    De Gaulle was right, but you didn’t listen to him,!

  24. 24
    Cast Iron Dave says:


  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    If I was Dave, I’d have left a copy of Mein Kampf on the coffee table..

  26. 26
    Action Jackson says:

    A TV thriller written and produced by a right wing American TV producer who’s one of the very few openly conservatives in Hollywood. Each episode takes place over 1 hour in the day and each series is 24 episodes, hence the title, and it’s about a CIA agent on the trail of muzee terrorists.

  27. 27
    Maximus says:


  28. 28
    SNAFU says:

    Is that the sofa where Tony and Wendi used to grope on?

  29. 29
    Ben Brogan says:

    It gives him street cred

  30. 30
    Geoff Hurst says:

    World cup 1966 highlights on the

  31. 31
    Jim Carey says:

    If he doesn’t have one of my best movies Liar Liar then I will be very surprised.

  32. 32
    Deutsche Verteidigungs Dienst says:

    It’s still a bit unclear…

  33. 33

    Do you have a better photo? Looks like that is Let’s Go Europe on the top shelf but the ‘s’ appears to be missing.

  34. 34
    Desmond Morris says:

    They like each other. Offering the right foot is primitive homosapien courtship.

  35. 35
    Norman Bates says:

    People don’t give Obama enough credit for his sense of humour. He gave Brown a Hitchcock box set, which included Psycho, and it was Region 1, which is playable only in US and Canada. I’m inclined to believe it was an intentional mistake and that the choice of films was also chosen especially for Gordie.

  36. 36
    French chef says:

    So that Samcam can serve up some uneatable English dish

  37. 37
    Maybe says:

    But you still insist on communicating in English you hypocritical POS.

  38. 38
    SNAFU says:

    If I was Dave I would have Balls come in dressed in his N@ZI uniform.

  39. 39
    Cast Iron Dave says:

    % top tax rate

  40. 40
  41. 41
    Jack Dromey says:

    My shelf is full of classics, like Booty Brotherz, Gayboyz in da Hood, Ass2Ass, The Anal Adventures of Assman, Black to the Future, and Men In Black Men.

  42. 42
    University Challenge says:

    The entire Labour party’s collective IQ.

  43. 43
    Cabinet Secretary says:

    Its called Siga Government

    Secret unrecorded deals like Iraq War and letting 150 killers off the hook

    Blair invented it so that there should be no trace

  44. 44
    Harriet Harmskids says:

    We like PIE’s version of Play School.

  45. 45
    Please enlighten says:

    Who won?

  46. 46
    ECHR says:

    Not the CIA

  47. 47
    SNAFU says:

    The Americans won but where too modest to tell anybody about it.

  48. 48
    Gordon says:

    You won’t find any loose change down the back of that sofa Dave, I checked every day.

  49. 49
    Mickey Mouse says:

    He gave me a David Cameron watch which was not waterproof.

  50. 50
    Are you sure ? says:

  51. 51
    A European says:

    When in Rome, do as the Romanians do..kapich?

    And I am trilingual unlike uneducated and insular bums like you…

    Why don’t you just fuck off to Scotland or Northern Ireland…oh I forgot, they dont want yiou either….!!

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:


  53. 53
    All in this together says:

    Fuck the DVD collection.

    When he made himself PM without a majority and guaranteed himself a five year contract the fat fucker installed a new kitchen and sent us the bill despite the fact his wife can only cook chillie and heat up pizzas.

    That kitchen at the back has stainless steel tops. They are for heavy duty cooking and come with 25 year guarantees.

    If you think I am talking crap then put in one of those FOI requests and ask to see the invoices and guarantees yourself.

  54. 54
    Clement Fitz-Benny says:

    Benny, Benny, have you had a chance to look over my proposal for The Pea Dough Files yet? The hero’s a cook who’s looking for the abducted ingredient from his next recipe, you know. Big kiss, mwah, and look forward to hearing from you.

  55. 55
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    I bet you are looking forward to the school run darling

  56. 56
    Seems right. says:

    So Dave took Hollande down the pub and Merkel on the sofa.

  57. 57
    SNAFU says:

    Wrong about what?

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    He left it on the bookshelf by mistake.

  59. 59
    Maximus says:

    I sense a slight tinge of envy.

  60. 60
    Maybe says:


  61. 61
    Noticed it in the list says:

    There’s one called Gay Rabbit, IIRC.

  62. 62
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Cooking theme

    1. Eternal Sunshine of the spotless kitchen
    2. A Fridge too Far
    4. The Silence of the Lamb Casserole
    5. Schindler’s shopping list
    6. Citizen Kane sugar
    7. Full Metal jacket potato
    8. The Apartment
    9. 12 Years a stove
    10. Sit by me

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Thank god the photo op wasn’t done in front of Harriet Harman’s book case.
    God knows what childish books we would have seen.

  64. 64
    To Gabby Bertin, of No 10 says:

    Hi Gabs

    Please keep Poodle Dave or a shorter leash

    I do not think he is fit for adult company yet

    PS And please tell him that kissing backside in public is bad manners…


    Keep your spirits up, only a few months left…

  65. 65
    albacore says:

    “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” might just hit the spot
    A conservative, Cameron assuredly is not
    Calling him and his gang Tories is such absolute rot
    They’re about as much Tory as the current Labour lot

  66. 66
    chriselee says:

    I’m sure I can see “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”.

  67. 67
    Are you sure ? says:

    Questioning the collective IQ of Labour being as high as 24 in the face of clear evidence to the contrary.

  68. 68
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Stupid sockpuppet

    Trilingual eh?

    It’s fucking Kapish or capice, capicé, capiche, capeesh, capisch, capishe and coppish.

    But never kapich you thick ignorant prick.

  69. 69
    John Prescott says:

    What’s wrong with chilli and heat up pizzas? Sounds reet champion!

  70. 70
    Angela Merkel says:

    Vote UKIP

  71. 71
    Mornington Crescent says:


  72. 72
    Cazual Observer 9 says:

    Inglorious Bastards ?

  73. 73
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    How to make a perfect Banana split republic.

  74. 74
    Frank says:

    To be Frank, Very few in Britain would object to closer relations with Germany. It’s the others that are the problem.

  75. 75
    John Major says:


  76. 76
    H'arriet H'armen says:

    No man should vote.

  77. 77
  78. 78
    Fed up with PC says:

    Just say the word: FRANCE

  79. 79
    G Bloom says:

    It has a fairly clean fridge.

  80. 80
    Barry Normal says:


    A Clockwork Orange Soufflé

    Back bacon to the Future

  81. 81
    SNAFU says:

    I think you are right the Germans would prefer a closer relationship with us. Also I believe they would not touch the Ukrainian with a mangy Bierwurst.

  82. 82
    Dave says:

    A three Viagra moment.

    Fire up the Quattro!

  83. 83
    H'arriet H'armen says:


  84. 84

    Cameron Sheltie?
    Don’t see it myself.
    She looks more like a pomeranian with a worm problem, to me. (Best to check the carpet for arse-skidding marks when she’s gone, Dave)
    Definitely a dog of some sort, though

  85. 85
    Bill Quango MP says:

    1. Its a wonderful life {for me}
    2. Twelve Angry birds.
    3. The Green Mile {of turbines}
    4. the Shining {face}
    5. WALL-EY
    6. Strangers on a Gravy train

  86. 86
    Jack Bauer says:

    It explains the Presidential Indemnity for the terrorists. I did it first!

  87. 87
    An indignant little man in a crash helmet says:

    Thanks to the EU the clever people and money are flocking out of Paris and into Berlin.

  88. 88
    Connoiseur says:

  89. 89
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Harridan Harpic’s – how to make and consume the perfect humble PIE

  90. 90
    Barry Normal says:

    Goodfellas Pizza

    Cape Cod Fear

    The Texas Chainstore Massacre

    Captain Bird’s Eye Phillips

  91. 91
  92. 92
    Ed Miliband says:

    Someone called for me?

  93. 93
    Maimed Cadger says:

    Just keep your hands where I can see them….

  94. 94
    Love Camp 7 says:

  95. 95
    Sheikh Basha Banka says:

    Willie Hague has already set you up to expect to have your pockets felt over Ukraine.

    Why not ask him what security ,if any, you are going to get for your money.

    And the answer is not to say that no one has ever defaulted on an IMF loan.

  96. 96
    Barry Normal says:

    Dave and Sam like to cuddle up and watch Eyes Wide Shut. The orgy sequence takes him back to his Bullingdon days. Or The Monday Club meetings.

  97. 97
    Sheikh Basha Banka says:

    If Cameron has just had lunch with Merkel I note not much cooking was going on in that kitchen.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    dont feed the troll

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    dont feed the trolls

  100. 100
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Five loaves and two fish – Can you really feed the world?

  101. 101
    Ed Miliband says:

    Mr Ed

  102. 102
    Spartacus says:

    i think that was hollande rather than the common market

  103. 103
    DSK says:

    Those paintings recently found in Germany looted by the Nazis actually belong to my ex wife.

    These objets d’art should of course be handed to her directly .

    I am sure she will want to sell them to French museums provided a fair price is agreed with my good friends of long standing in the French Socialist Party.

  104. 104
    Spartacus says:

    i’m guessing the furhere is saying

    and what do you think you can contribute by way of experience to this job i have on offer?

  105. 105
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    My dog has a better sofa than that.

  106. 106
    Harold Wilson says:

    Well… not many people have

  107. 107
    Marry Boreman says:

    To bee fair, Gordon left that.

  108. 108
    Angela Merkel. says:

    In my country, ze ovens are very much bigger.

  109. 109
    altruism in industry says:

    I can see Alien invaders, Pinicchio and Doom the movie

  110. 110
    I'm Spartacus says:

    I think that got thrown out, it had rather strong smell of Chinese…

  111. 111
    was it something I said? says:

    Hierarchy of death?

    Obviously the 500,000 I’raqis killed as a result of Labour’s lies (and voted for by Harman amongst others) come some way down young Owen’s list.

    As do the protesters killed by Maduro.

    They all had it coming you see.


  112. 112
    A Typical Tory MP says:

    They can ram it down my throat anytime they want to deary!

  113. 113
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    I see the box set of that great film series the Human Centipede. Feel good movies ever there were one.

  114. 114
    Single man looking for partner says:

    Not wearing Wedding ring?

  115. 115
    Vice Admiral Randy Crewe says:

    I can’t see a copy of the Dam Busters or the Battle of Britain. What kind of a DVD collection is that!

  116. 116
    Hostess for it is he says:

    Presented by Chuka UUMMNNAA

  117. 117
    David Cameron says:

    I paid for it myself

  118. 118
    Greeny the Green says:

    Why are the lights on in the kitchen. FFS think of the carbon footprint. Fine example!

  119. 119

    I bet Cameron removed his copies of 633 Squadron and The Longest Day from his shelf before Ms Merkel came round.

  120. 120
    One-eyed son of the manse says:

    Not sure, but do I see an Allo Allo box set, and next to it Where Eagles Dare and The Dam Busters?

  121. 121
    Ron Jeremy says:

    The 1978 porn classic, Debbie Does Dallas, is there

  122. 122
    broderick crawford says:

    it s looks lime a crap furnitureland velour effort as well .

    Where s the £3000 Chesterfield ??

    Has Sammy sent it to Cotswold Towers ?? Does she know something we also know ….about May 2015 ??

  123. 123
    broderick crawford says:

    Yeah but dave s offering Merkie his LEFT foot !!

    Does that mean he s converted to a closet left footer like his predecessor
    “catholic” Tone ??

  124. 124
    broderick crawford says:

    I thought I spotted a bound volume of Mein Kampf.

    That was probably today s latest gift from the MERK

    ” ve haf veys of making you forget about your Rebate !! “

  125. 125
    Mr. Barrack Hussein, get your socks on, you'll be late says:

    The pink DVD on the far right is the bent version of ‘Debbie does Dallas’ aka ‘Davey does William’

  126. 126
    broderick crawford says:

    I believe I spy a Peter Sarsted Cd

    ” Where do you go to my lovely .,.. when you re alone in your alone in your 21st century Austro -MittelEuropean bed “

  127. 127
    chriselee says:

    Owen Jones,never heard of her.

  128. 128
    Táxpáyér says:

    Start Wreck: Deep Shit 9.

  129. 129
    Eyes wide shut with boredom says:

    Well that was 4 minutes of my life I can never get back.

  130. 130
    Jack the Ripper says:

    After she left, Dave checked down the back of the sofa to see if any countries rolled out of her pockets.

  131. 131
    IPSA says:

    Yes but according to our records you claimed it back on expenses…

  132. 132
    Boof says:


  133. 133
    Ed's Mum says:

    Yes. Time for bed.

  134. 134
    Boof says:

    SamCam’s doing the rubbish.

  135. 135
    Graham says:

    The Reichschancellor arrived in the UK to give her orders to Cameron, Clegg and Miliband. Orders given in German of course, soon to be compulsory. Her predecessor only managed to get as far as Calais, but the white flag has alteady been raised over Westminster.

  136. 136
    Nemesis says:

    Merkel is the scruffiest most unsexy woman on the planet. I’m beginning to wonder whether she’s a German robot rather than a human being.

  137. 137
    Rick says:

    Am sure I can see an edition of Walter Mitty . The one where he has a fantasy about being I power and being able to influence events.

  138. 138
    Tom says:

    Definitely the ‘Don’t mention the war’ Fawlty Towers.

  139. 139
    C says:

    I do recognise the bookcase – looks like Ikea’s Vallvik – I have it myself!

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