February 26th, 2014

@MsSallyBercow Tweets Sally in Rehab

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Late last night an account purporting to be that of Sally Bercow tweeted:

“SB friend for 20 yrs & she asked i tweet 4 her- she in spa/rehab”.

The Speaker’s Office declined the opportunity to comment. Sally was not immediately available at the time of going to pixel…

UPDATE: Sally claims she was hacked. Again. Odd given she was tweeting Andrew Pierce at the time…


65 Comments

  1. 1
    dai addictively says:

    she’s in the boozer

  2. 2
    Untouchable says:

    From May next year she’ll be LADY Bercow, so get ready to doff your caps, plebs.

  3. 3
    was it something I said? says:

    Great teeth.

  4. 4
  5. 5
    timinsingapore says:

    She’s obviously bonkers

  6. 6
    Hello Cuntys says:

    Rehab is for wimps!

  7. 7
    Hello Cuntys says:

    Just not hers.

  8. 8
  9. 9
    Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

    Does “in spa/rehab” mean getting a big black cock up the Gary?

  10. 10
    walking into darkness says:

    geezer bird

  11. 11
    Aaron D Highside. says:

    Meanwhile, the other rehabbers should demand a discount.

  12. 12
    Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    Is she drunk, druggie or both. Whatever she’s a good representative of the political class, not.

  13. 13
    Aardvark says:

    Rich White trash

  14. 14
    Persona non grata says:

    Want a British passport, show us your money.

    http://tinyurl.com/mycp7zn

  15. 15
    pootle says:

    I thought that she was a socialist, didn’t think the socialist class were into titles. I mean, you wouldn’t catch that bastion of the working man, John ‘two jags’ Prescott taking a title would yer? Oh wait…..

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    SPeaker has just received a round of applause during the Speaker’s procession, keep up the good work

  17. 17
    Lord Kinnock says:

    Prescott was a sell out

  18. 18
    Mitch says:

    She could do worse than to: get off Twitter; sober up; look after her children; love her husband.

  19. 19
    Astrid Prole says:

    The finest example of your elite there is she has long abandoned the facade that the others present. Hopefully she’ll be made a Lady soon and carry on rubbing everyone’s face in it. Till you start kidnapping and killing a few of your elite (and you won’t ever) nothing will change.

  20. 20
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    And we are supposed to care because……?

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    This woman is a nutjob. She needs either help or shooting….

  22. 22
    Happy Gooner says:

    Lightweight!

  23. 23
    child in a boozer don't work says:

    Poor girl. She lives in a boozer. Time for the Bercows to return(?) back to the constituency to live.

  24. 24
    Mitch says:

    Villiers is getting some stick now. This is getting a bit serious.

  25. 25
    was it something I said? says:

    Time to lay off the booze Sally.

    It’s fun when you’re in your 20’s hanging out with your mates dr*inking far too much and generally having a good time.

    It’s really not cool in your late forties.

    You ain’t ‘still got it’.

    You’re just the oldest swinger in town.

    The sad, raddled old woman at the disco that you used to take the piss out of twenty years ago.

  26. 26
    PhD student says:

    For my thesis I am researching the invisible force field that surrounds the Palace Of Westminster which turns everybody who ventures in there to turn into crooks, alcoholics, p@edophiles, megalomaniacs, thieves and lunatics.

    I know it exists.

  27. 27
    John Bercow has caught something says:

    What has been caught.

  28. 28
    SNAFU says:

    Of course you realise that Miss Sally is perfect BBC material, the chances are sometime in the near future she will be most most likely be their Economics Editor

  29. 29
    was it something I said? says:

    While you’re at it could you investigate the high density gamma rays emitted inside ASDA stores that turns everybody into fucking mutants in velour tracksuits?

  30. 30
    tomkcook says:

    Well? Spa or rehab? I can’t help but feel there’s a difference…

  31. 31
    Cazual Observer 7 says:

    Sally is not one of the elite. She is just a hanger-on.

  32. 32
    Mitch says:

    In this context, “Spa” would be an attempt to save her (remaining) dignity?

  33. 33
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Is that woman off her trolley?

  34. 34
    Appalling man says:

    Hain is scum

  35. 35
    anonymouse says:

    And close her twitter account.

  36. 36
    thostids says:

    It seems that hospital/rehab/ spa is becoming what the plebeians call a “battered wives hostel”. In this sad hag’s case, it might be a temporary respite before an extended holiday in a distant resort on the outer reaches of the Galaxy.

  37. 37
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Noticed an odd tweet from her at an ungodly hour. Something about an hotel & 2 single rooms. If they’re having ‘special arrangements’ 1 room would do. A king size pit could be made up in the dresser drawer for himself – them being modest of fortune.

  38. 38
    Llareggub says:

    I’m sure they get leisure time to indulge in favourite pursuits.

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    I would

  40. 40
    Llareggub says:

    I disagree. I think she’ perfectly level headed and down to earth. She’s just a cheap, vulgar slut.

  41. 41
    Llareggub says:

    Rich, thanks to YOUR money. Doesn’t that just fill your heart with little warm fuzzy feelings?

  42. 42
    Llareggub says:

    Was he processing out?

  43. 43
    Llareggub says:

    Couldn’t we kill two birds with one stone?

  44. 44
    a mother says:

    I really pity her kids.

  45. 45
    and says:

    And be grateful that her lifestyle is funded by us.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Seek help immediately or chop your dick off. You are a sick man.

  47. 47
    you're in luck says:

    She would too.

  48. 48
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    But does she accept it up the “wrong-un”?

  49. 49
    Ned Ludd says:

    I wouldn’t. Not even with yours.

  50. 50
    Screen Licker 101 says:

    Re Update II:
    Why would anyone want to hack into Sally Bercow? Gross.

  51. 51
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    Prescott is the biggest hypocrite of them all .

  52. 52
    Kirkstall massive says:

    you’d need a bloody big stone

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    I’d skullfuck her with a chisel before I doffed my cap to her.

  54. 54
    Observation says:

    Nor Lord “we’re alright” Kinnock.

  55. 55
    broderick crawford says:

    Get yahself intah rehab baby Ah said No No No …

    Is she going the way of Amy ?

  56. 56
    Rufus Stone says:

    I too was thinking about the welfare of her little ones… until I realised that term would include her husband.

  57. 57
    Rufus Stone says:

    And close her legs.

  58. 58
    Child of E.T. says:

    She is as thick as pig shit and smells similar.

  59. 59
    Leslie Crowther says:

    Crackerjack!

  60. 60
    Big D says:

    Will she be opening a bottle or three to share with mad Hattie who surely must be in need of a drink after all that having to think on the hoof about all the mistakes she made ( but cant admit ) in her NCCL days.
    Any way Sally will still be there for her !

  61. 61
    biffo says:

    Is she really a female?

  62. 62
    Nemesis says:

    Is she showing where her fingers have been ? Up her arse perhaps?

  63. 63
    JJJ & Partners says:

    Only for the moment are we saying nothing.

  64. 64
    Gordon Smart says:

    She would

  65. 65
    geordieboy says:

    And a Bar – Steward


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