February 26th, 2014

@MsSallyBercow Tweets Sally in Rehab

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Late last night an account purporting to be that of Sally Bercow tweeted:

“SB friend for 20 yrs & she asked i tweet 4 her- she in spa/rehab”.

The Speaker’s Office declined the opportunity to comment. Sally was not immediately available at the time of going to pixel…

UPDATE: Sally claims she was hacked. Again. Odd given she was tweeting Andrew Pierce at the time…


65 Comments

  1. 1
    dai addictively says:

    she’s in the boozer

  2. 2
    Untouchable says:

    From May next year she’ll be LADY Bercow, so get ready to doff your caps, plebs.

  3. 3
    was it something I said? says:

    Great teeth.

  4. 4
  5. 5
    timinsingapore says:

    She’s obviously bonkers

  6. 8
  7. 9
    Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

    Does “in spa/rehab” mean getting a big black cock up the Gary?

  8. 13
    Aardvark says:

    Rich White trash

  9. 14
    Persona non grata says:

    Want a British passport, show us your money.

    http://tinyurl.com/mycp7zn

  10. 16
    Anonymous says:

    SPeaker has just received a round of applause during the Speaker’s procession, keep up the good work

  11. 18
    Mitch says:

    She could do worse than to: get off Twitter; sober up; look after her children; love her husband.

  12. 20
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    And we are supposed to care because……?

  13. 21
    Anonymous says:

    This woman is a nutjob. She needs either help or shooting….

  14. 24
    Mitch says:

    Villiers is getting some stick now. This is getting a bit serious.

  15. 25
    was it something I said? says:

    Time to lay off the booze Sally.

    It’s fun when you’re in your 20′s hanging out with your mates dr*inking far too much and generally having a good time.

    It’s really not cool in your late forties.

    You ain’t ‘still got it’.

    You’re just the oldest swinger in town.

    The sad, raddled old woman at the disco that you used to take the piss out of twenty years ago.

  16. 26
    PhD student says:

    For my thesis I am researching the invisible force field that surrounds the Palace Of Westminster which turns everybody who ventures in there to turn into crooks, alcoholics, p@edophiles, megalomaniacs, thieves and lunatics.

    I know it exists.

    • 29
      was it something I said? says:

      While you’re at it could you investigate the high density gamma rays emitted inside ASDA stores that turns everybody into fucking mutants in velour tracksuits?

  17. 28
    SNAFU says:

    Of course you realise that Miss Sally is perfect BBC material, the chances are sometime in the near future she will be most most likely be their Economics Editor

  18. 30
    tomkcook says:

    Well? Spa or rehab? I can’t help but feel there’s a difference…

  19. 33
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Is that woman off her trolley?

  20. 36
    thostids says:

    It seems that hospital/rehab/ spa is becoming what the plebeians call a “battered wives hostel”. In this sad hag’s case, it might be a temporary respite before an extended holiday in a distant resort on the outer reaches of the Galaxy.

  21. 37
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Noticed an odd tweet from her at an ungodly hour. Something about an hotel & 2 single rooms. If they’re having ‘special arrangements’ 1 room would do. A king size pit could be made up in the dresser drawer for himself – them being modest of fortune.

  22. 39
    Anonymous says:

    I would

  23. 49
    Ned Ludd says:

    I wouldn’t. Not even with yours.

  24. 50
    Screen Licker 101 says:

    Re Update II:
    Why would anyone want to hack into Sally Bercow? Gross.

  25. 59
    Leslie Crowther says:

    Crackerjack!

  26. 60
    Big D says:

    Will she be opening a bottle or three to share with mad Hattie who surely must be in need of a drink after all that having to think on the hoof about all the mistakes she made ( but cant admit ) in her NCCL days.
    Any way Sally will still be there for her !

  27. 61
    biffo says:

    Is she really a female?

  28. 62
    Nemesis says:

    Is she showing where her fingers have been ? Up her arse perhaps?


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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