February 26th, 2014

Jim Murphy to Pete Wishart: “F**k Off, F**k Off, F**k Off”

The red mist descended for Labour’s Jim Murphy as he saw SNP MP Pete Wishart counting Scottish Labour MPs taking part in the spare room subsidy vote this afternoon.

Guido is told Murphy approached Wishart and told him to: “f**k off, f**k off, f**k off”. SNP sources are bewildered as to what might have sparked Murphy’s f-bombing because the pair have “not had words today, not this week, not this month”. Take it outside, lads…


  1. 1
    Alex's Almond says:

    Let’s all fuck off

  2. 2
    Major Disaster says:

    Wishart is the clown who lost his rag after being called a ‘Gimp’ by children from the school he was on a visit to, to promote independence….


  3. 3
    Gordo Brown says:

    Gis a job

  4. 4
    evelynyes says:

    I think they were probably more astonished than bewildered….

  5. 5
    Welshracer says:

    He seems to be developing a habit of this:

    Was it not him doing the same to Michael Gove last year?

  6. 6
    Mitch says:

    Scotch M.P. syndrome – an arrogant @rsehole with a massive chip on his shoulder, thinks he can bully his way through anything.

  7. 7
    Cazual Observer 9 says:

    Looks like there could be trouble tonight if the sentencing of the R’igby killers is screwed up…

  8. 8
    Lord Stansted says:

    Who cares – they are fucking scum politicians FFS

  9. 9
    SNAFU says:

    Looking at his teeth makes you wonder if they have Dentists and toothpaste in Scotland. Here in Wales we find that flossing with a sheep works wonders.

  10. 10
    Trading Standards says:

    Guido, would you change the comment of the day? It is now well past it’s sell-by date.

  11. 11
    Oh, and I shouted aggressive abuse in that unique Scotch Labour way says:

  12. 12
    madjockmcmad says:

    Murphy is a clown who thinks Scotland is his fiefdom and loses the rag with anyone who tries to suggest otherwise, according to his Scottish puppet on Scottish TV last night:

    “Scots are not genetically conditioned to make political decisions.”

    Then there is his best pal and chair of the Scottish Advisory Committee at Westminster, Mr Davidson, who is happy threatening anyone who does not agree with him with a ‘doin’.

    What you saw in Mr Murphy’s outburst is the stench of fear that his personal Westminster gravy train is heading ever faster towards the buffers and destruction in September 2014. Mr Wishart identifying the Scottish Labour MP’s who go into the ‘wrong side’ of the division will merely speed up that event.

    No doubt Ed Milliband already has a safe English constituency lined up for one of Labour’s self appointed, big beasts, Mr Murphy, in England or Wales on a Yes vote; then again – maybe not.

  13. 13
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    This September’s referendum will be Scotland’s one and only chance for freedom.

    If they fail to take it not only will they have shamed their great ancestors Wallace & Bruce but they will be known the world over as haggis eating surrender monkeys. A bunch of pussy-whipped slaves forever under the English jackboot.

    Freeeeedom! :-)

  14. 14
    And.. says:

    Wouldn’t be so bad if it made sense.

  15. 15
    dai sparingly says:

    is there any spare room twixt mr murphy’s ears?

  16. 16
    The Deputy Leader of the Labour Party is a cold hearted Monster and must resign says:

    Who cares?

  17. 17
    NeverRed says:

    A lot less foul mouthed scotchmen (and women) in parliament if Scotchland gets Independence, a lot less scotch Labour MP’s, and hopefully the many scotch labour MP’s sitting in English seats will return to scotchland (or refused a visa here in England.
    A win win situation for the English.

  18. 18
  19. 19
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Labour don’t recognise England,Scotland & Wales as nations in their own right.

    Labour will be demanding that the 6 nations rugby trophy be renamed the 4 nations trophy (France,Ireland,Italy & One Nation something or other).

    Scottish patriots take note!

  20. 20
    Mitch says:

    Is going to be a disaster either way: Win, and they’ll go bust in 18 months; Lose, and the SNP and Salmond are gone forever.

    Personally, I think it’ll be No.


  21. 21
    ex Speaker says:

    Clyde Ale M.P. syndrome

  22. 22
    The Son of The Manse also says:

    I’m fuck all use to anyone though – never had a proper job, no useful qualifications, and never done a day’s work in me life.

  23. 23
    Ned Ludd says:

    Perhaps he was encouraging the jocks to leave the UK. He has a point.

  24. 24
    walking into darkness says:

    Isn’t he on the labour front bench?, what an array of talent they have with Balls, Harman, Chuka khan or whatever his name is, Andy the butcher Burnham. Even a labour fan would have to admit that was an embarrassing line up

  25. 25
    Eric Joyce says:

    Punch Drunk M.P. syndrome is more my style

  26. 26
    walking into darkness says:

    Looks an idiot

  27. 27
    ardbeg10 says:

    Aye yes can say that again

  28. 28
    m'Lud Kinnockio, the welsh windbag says:

    Didn’t I say that Gynneth? last week that’s just what i said look at my teeth i said just like a sheep had been through them isn’t that what i said gywn you heard me has our EUSSR pension turned up this week? oooh lovely EUSSR pension for doing bugger all isn’t that what I said?

  29. 29
    Cazual Observer 9 says:

    This is the enrichment L’abour brought in and B’lair’s wars helped radicalise:

    They shout at judge: ‘B’ritain and A’merica will never be safe’

    Hope Labour are watching this…

  30. 30
    Jim is a little inconsistent when it comes to shouting abuse says:

  31. 31
    Ned Ludd says:

    Laddies first. Off ye fuck, laddy.

  32. 32
    Reader says:

    I don’t like the B*N*P

  33. 33
    A Proverb says:

    Revenge is a dish best served cold

  34. 34
    Londoner says:

    It did at the time

  35. 35
    Charmed I'm Sure says:

    Well, they do tend to be prone to violence don’t they? Our sweaty neighbours up their in their horrid slums. Violence and heart attacks and badly flown copper choppers, let them fucking vote themselves out of our lives the inbred, alcoholic mouth breathers.

  36. 36
    ScotPat (patriot not nationalist) says:

    Murphy often bangs on about his anti-apartheid activities while growing up in South Africa – but never explains why his parents thought it right to emigrate there in the first place, knowing the wealth disparity between black and white.

  37. 37
    Gooey Blob says:

    The Scots won’t vote for independence. I doubt they’ll even vote for “devo max” (SNP) at the 2015 election. In any case, Ed Miliband won’t be lining up any constituencies as he won’t be Labour leader for very much longer.

  38. 38
    English don't know their own history says:

    Well, read up and you’ll realise that we never wanted to join you in the first place

  39. 39
    One Man One Vote Requires An Equal Franchise Under the Law says:

    Jim Murphy’s electorate is 68,117. Pete Wishart’s is 73,064.

  40. 40
    Nick Griffin had a point says:

    What you talking about? Islam is the religion of peace……..a piece of Leicester, a piece of Birmingham, a piece of Huddersfield…..

  41. 41
    E Wing says:

    Is porridge Halal?

  42. 42
    broderick crawford says:

    Yes … thus us known as the Devolution Cut Yer Legs Off Question .

    When /if Scotland goes Indie and Labour lose a chunk of their MP s at Westminster they will actually gave to scrap seriously to get elected as opposed to just walking in now under the non enacted Boundary Changes legislation which gives them an unfair territorial advantage .

    Another wonderful achievement by the LibDump sector of the Coalition …NOT!!

  43. 43
    Cazual Observer 9 says:

    Final result:

    Shame the family had to witness what they did in court today, but that is what voting L’abour gets you.

  44. 44
    IMHO says:

    They either go or stay. Few in England are willing to waste any more time or money on this debate. Patience wore out long ago.

  45. 45
    Round and round they go let them out they're ill you know says:

    They’ll be out on the streets soon as Liebour get back in, look at the ones they let out, while they ran the sewers.

  46. 46
    Nostradamus says:

    Murphy’s an oddball and a socialist.
    But let’s not overlook the fact that you’d never get tired of punching Pete Wishart, a 50-year-old man with an angry Scottish victim complex and the political views of a 15-year-old sociology A-level student.

  47. 47
    madjockmcmad says:

    I really want go but apparently right wingers like Cameron in England want Scotland to stay … they want to keep right on subsidising us Jock subsidy junkies ….. couldn’t be anything to do the the now estimated £2 trillion in oil and gas assets which confusingly Cameron on Sunday was an asset to the UK but a dreadful and volatile substance for an independent Scotland …

    According to the FT on the 04.02.14 an independent Scotland will generate an annual current account surplus of £15 billion, have a 50% debt to GDP ratio, easily afford its public services and be a low risk to lend to ….

    Me – I say bring it on … Jim fucking, fucking, fucking Murphy is against it with his new bestest pals Dave and the Gideot :-D

  48. 48
    madjockmcmad says:

    Saying Jim Murphy is a socialist is akin to saying Dave Cameron is a socialist and about as accurate …

  49. 49
    Yawn says:


  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    you know what jim murphy said , well same to you x 10 you Hunt !

  51. 51
    Mrs Dallinger says:

    It’s great to feel part of the great British family.

    wow, such respect, astonished, etc

  52. 52
    whippet says:

    Will the sentence be reviewed as it’s unduly lenient?

  53. 53
    Nostradamus says:

    Oh gosh, what a blunder.

    Murphy is actually a staunch right winger. He gets his free market, small government ideals from an entire adult life sliming his way up the Labour party ladder and living the high life at the taxpayer’s expense.

  54. 54
    Hain is scum says:

    They also refuse to acknowledge that Ireland is two nations as well. That’s why they did all in their power to help the IRA

  55. 55
    sirenoftherocks says:

    Do you tie your own shoe-laces?

  56. 56
    was it something I said? says:

    But your elders and betters did so you all went along with it. For 300 years. Until, by a geological fluke you found you were rich.

    White arabs.

    Rich, indolent and violent.

  57. 57
    was it something I said? says:

    It’s the usual Scottish double-think. Fucking Scotland is empty because it’s a shit place to live. The more ambitious left to make their fortunes all over the empire.

    This results in colonials (their descendants) brought up on tales of how they were ‘forced’ to leave by the hated English which makes it all sound so much more noble than ‘they left because it was shit’ who, in their turn, hate the English.

    So the irony is that the British colonies, largely populated by Scottish and Ir*i*sh immigrants (and their descendants) hate the mother country ‘the English’ even though the English, who live in the nice bit of the UK, didn’t emigrate and subdue the locals in anything like the kind of numbers the poor ‘down-trodden’ Scottish and Ir*i*sh did.

    You’ve got to laugh at the thick c*u*n*t*s, you really do.

  58. 58
    was it something I said? says:

    An annual current account surplus of 15bn?

    Not for long. Watch the doley economic migrants vacate Newcastle, Liverpool, Hull and similar shitholes to throw themselves on the mercy of the benevolent Scottish state.

    Free everything you say?

    You’ll be spending it all building council houses, hospitals, prisons and then paying them to sit in the council houses, hospitals and prisons.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Ah, the lesser spotted cock-end! Very astute and eloquent comment there g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶s̶i̶r̶ ya hoofwanking bungleHunt. ;)

  60. 60

    You must be the brains…
    Are you Nigel Falange…

  61. 61
    Dai Bando says:

    The review should be why the Met armed squad didnt tap these two evil bastards at the scene,the cost of keeping this scum for the rest of their lives,appeals etc etc.Then again if Labour win the next election they will be out in 5 years after Milliband secures Gaza/Syria/Afghanistan peace processes.

  62. 62
    Comrade Joyce says:

    It was just a way of supporting the Yes vote Comrade

  63. 63
    Skeleton bob says:

    Why do so many Scotsmen behave like Rab C. Nesbitt?

  64. 64
    East India Company Wallah says:

    I think you will find that Ireland is one nation of four provinces one of which remains under british rule because the majority of the population there are scottish Hunts

  65. 65
    Skeleton bob says:

    How did you vote on the green energy poll tax?

  66. 66
    Sid Cleverbollocks says:

    How shall we fuck off oh Lord?

  67. 67
    Sid Cleverbollocks says:

    Wallace & Bruce?
    So did Wallace get another dog after Gromit got minced up in his ‘Haircut -O-Matic’?

  68. 68
    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    So they will pay back all the money for Darien 1 and 2 the banking crises built by Scots Godwin, Brown and the rest before they go. And what’s this about gromit being dead

  69. 69
    Freddy the Dreamer says:

    We don’t. You’re just an ignorant nyaff who loves nothing more than a cheap jibe. How your wee pals must roar with laughter when your back is turned, at your attempts at wit.

  70. 70
    Freddy the Dreamer says:

    That must have taken you a long time to formulate. Anyway, congratulations; you have completed a sequence of (rudimentary) thought.

  71. 71
    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    They have probably already been given a letter by the serial apologists that is the liebour party

  72. 72
    Jas says:

    Murphy’s a bampot.

  73. 73
    Lancashire Procurator Fiscal says:

    Both should have been hung

  74. 74
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Let me guess. The SNP, Sinn Fein, Plaid Cymru and One Nation Labour are ok though ?

  75. 75
    Up the bum on the playing fields of Eton says:

    No idea, why do so many englishmen practice buggery ? Is it the Schools they went to ?

  76. 76
    Up the bum on the playing fields of Eton says:

    Charmed, youve never actually been to Scotland have you you halfwit. I can tell you that Scotlands cities are far superior to shitholes like Bradford, Stoke or Swindon and the rest.

  77. 77
    Up the bum on the playing fields of Eton says:

    Ho ho ho your a fucking wit alright , man my sides are splitting !

  78. 78
    Spartacus says:

    majority of them – if you cant fight it, fxxk it, or fish it, it does not exist

  79. 79
    Up the bum on the playing fields of Eton says:

    Yet we invented the modern world whilst the inglish buggered young boys in India.

  80. 80
    Up the bum on the playing fields of Eton says:

    Yeah its terrible that the inglsh are hated. Reading the comments on here by said inglish I cant think why. No siree !

  81. 81
    Up the bum on the playing fields of Eton says:

    We’ve donye quite well for thick c unts considering we invented the modern world. Fuck me even the crew Nelsons HM Victory were from Edinburgh ( Leith )

  82. 82
    YesYesYes says:

    http://www.wingsoverscotland.com raised over £60,000 in 8 hours today
    from grass roots yes supporters.

  83. 83

    The judge is a total and complete ARSEHOLE a betrayal of islam indeed, these pieces of shit are exactly what islam is about , like all stupid nonsensical religions, it is just a lot of medieval superstitious idiocy that educated intelligent people laugh at.
    just imagine believing in the existence of a big omnipotent sky fairy ,you would have to be stark raving batshit bonkers !!

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    Did you take lessons in being an idiot or are you just a natural prick.
    Please demand the Scots are booted out of not so Great Britain.
    We don’t want to share with low life scum like you n yours.

  85. 85
    jrmacclure says:

    Why should Wishart ‘take it outside’? He was just standing there counting. It was Jim Murphy who descended into a rage at the very sight of an SNP MP daring to be there. Murphy really does need help.

  86. 86
    jrmacclure says:

    How was Wishart being an ‘evil bastard’ just standing there counting? He is an MP and had every right to be there. It was Murphy who did all the in your face cursing.

  87. 87
    jrmacclure says:

    Ah sorry, thought you were talking about the subject of the blog. Now I see your point.

  88. 88
    jrmacclure says:

    I believe the term is HYPOCRIT. He can’t stand for the ordinary people to have a voice and does his best to silence them while screaming abuse himself.

  89. 89
    Lancashire Procurator Fiscal says:


    and maybe we can find out whether or not the allegations of her having a similar relationship with Kim Jong Eck have any substance

  90. 90
    I hate the Mingers says:

    And our neighbours the Stinkland Mingers in their sink estates drinking the rotgut cider all day long. If you can smell fish’n chips but see no-one you can be sure there is a Minger within 100 m.

    When they are not rioting they are fucking their ugly bints to produce welfare cheques. That’s their ‘employment.

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:


  92. 92
    Frank Fields Buttplug says:

    I was saying to my friend Iain yesterday while I was wax polishing his head, Ed wants more women in the party but with Tristram Hunt, Jonathon Reynolds, Mike Kane, Jack Dromey, Ed Balls, Chuka Ummana and Jim Murphy we have enough c unts already

  93. 93
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    So if reducing benefits is a tax, then he must be a “fiscal denier”.

  94. 94
    Home rule for England says:

    Rats in a barrel.

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    I can`t believe anyone would say something like this especially with all the people who died in the helicopter tragedy. I haven`t ever hated the English but you are a special case and independence will be a good thing, just not for you.

  96. 96
    Borders Bob says:

    Hopefully the Scotch will all vote correctly, and then ‘fuck off’ in their entirety. Off to the EU with them.

    Too much to hope for though really, probably too greedy; they’ll likely stay in the Union, screaming and hating the English. Pocketing the cash of course.

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    you racist arrogant wanker!!!! oh how you will be so much poorer when we DO leave your corrupted, broke country! WE give more than we get FACT! Why wont Westminster let us go if we are such a burden? Because they NEED US!!!!!

    Take answer your comments though, Violent eh? So Scotland had all they riots a couple of years ago was it, and there was me thinking it was Engerland!

    Had a couple of Engerland pals that popped their with heart attacks so not just a Jocko thing there. And what a fucked up head you have when laugh at people killed in accidents. And all the Engerland fans that riot and boozed up over the years they were not really Engerlish were they my chap? And Inbred, well you would know all about that ya fucking prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Gooey Blob::

    Really and you know because, well you just know eh? We will see

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:


    What money are you talking about?

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    Home rule for Engerland::

    Have it PLEASE have it!! GO to your MP and demand a vote to rid yourself of These pesky jocko’s,the ones that give the London exchequer billions.

    You NEED us more, and Westminster knows it. That’s why they are bricking it!!!!!

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    Aye win win ya nugget. You do know when we leave your debt ridden Jeremy Kyle country we take our oil our £7 billion a year export on whisky etc. aye right enough win win but not for engerland!!!!!!

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    And why is Jeremy Kyle always busy with run down estate drug users from down souf mate?

  103. 103
    Ed Millitwit says:

    sounds good have you a location and person in mind.

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    Again I ask!!! Violent? WHO RIOTED in 2011 racist???????? WHO were banned rom European football for 5 years racist??????? Violent yes YOU ARE prick

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:


  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    No but most of your shit country is!! No go areas in some places ha ha!!!!!!!!

  107. 107
    wille boy says:

    Jim Murpghy is but a common thug typical of the low lifes that all to sadly typifie yiobbo cilture.

  108. 108
    wille boy says:

    One of these days Murphy will act like this to someone who will react and kick the shit out of him, because behavior like Murphy’s could quite easily provoke that type of respone.

  109. 109
    wille boy says:

    in fact, could you imagine Murpjy having done that to Eric Joyce. I can, and Joyce woulf have pulped Mirphy’s face to a mush.

  110. 110
    Jim says:

    You really don’t have a clue, do you? Colonials forced to leave, lol. Life is good in Scotland-it’s beautiful, peaceful, and wealthy. Well most of it anyway

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