February 26th, 2014

3/1 for Crackerjack to be Said at PMQs with Paddy Power

Will MPs be able to resist the temptation to shout out “Crackerjack” at today’s PMQs? Over at the Paddy Power blog, Guido gives you a run-down of the best betting available for today’s session. It’s Wednesday, it’s twelve o’clock, it’s PMQs!

UPDATE:


36 Comments

  1. 1
    Reality cheque says:

    Fist

    Like

  2. 4
    Cracker Jack says:

    Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?

    A: An unsufferable lefty arsewhipe, pussy-whipped by a retarded slapper

    Like

  3. 5
    Owen Jones, Political Commentator says:

    Like

  4. 6
    Harman is evil says:

    I just hope someone shouts out PIE at the Labour benches.

    Like

  5. 7
    Pissed off with politics says:

    Stupid bitch MP on Daily Politics talking rot as usual – BBC trying hard to clear Harpie etc

    Like

    • 35
      Jack Ketch says:

      I could not understand a single word that the Scottish woman said. I don’t get it. Mr Niel is from the same area, yet he speaks a language we all comprehend.

      Like

  6. 9
    was it something I said? says:

    Nailed on for ‘Crackerjack’. Could I go for an accumulator and predict that Cameron will be the one to say it.

    Like

  7. 10
    Hansard writer says:

    The Squeaker has asked me to tell you that he is going to a spa after PMQs

    On expenses, of course,

    Innocent giggle

    Like

  8. 11
    Prescott'sBelly says:

    Who said PIES…..

    Like

  9. 12
    David Lawse says:

    PIE
    pie
    PIPe
    PIPER
    He who pays the ….., that’s us Harri.

    Like

  10. 15
    Mitch says:

    Hain is given an opportunity to find himself innocent. Oh, and no apology, obviously.

    Like

    • 19
      Appalling man says:

      The rotten bastard should hang.
      His duplicity and side deals with Sinn Fein IRA has destroyed any chance of long term peace in Northern Ireland

      Like

      • 21
        House of Commons says:

        We shouldn’t forget the soldiers who died, but we’re not going to punish their killers.

        Like

        • 24
          Huff and puff says:

          Oooh, the DUP are taking this very seriously. Not seriously enough to leave their cushy jobs at stormont, right enough.

          Like

  11. 16
    Cabbage Pie says:

    What is Cameron going to pull out of his arse today ?

    No cash for flood defences, but free dosh for U’kraine could be as touchy as H’arman’s P.I.E. support…

    Like

    • 23
      Dave, heir to Blair says:

      We are the Workers and Gay Party now

      WAGPY for short

      My 133 spin doctors, wimmin assistants and general Bellends tell me the population of Britain will swing behind me massively..not to foget the memorable idiots Shapps, Alfon and Feldman of course

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  12. 17
    Dr Spock says:

    Given the level of koke traces left in NINE HofC bogs

    It seems to me that a lot of others should go into rehab – and not on expenses FFS

    BTW Does anyone know where they procure their lines?

    Like

  13. 20
    Ippikin says:

    Co-op.

    £2bn – that’s a heck of a lot of coke even by Paul Flower’s standards!

    Like

  14. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Miliband talking up Climate Change. Deluded cnut.

    Like

  15. 29
    Unusually arse faced Today says:

    Convicted child abuser Tom O’Carroll led PIE and sat on gay rights committee of National Council of Civil Liberties

    Convicted child abuser never-tried-kick-didnt-want-rock-boat-protect-careers-
    Read more—-D M

    Like

  16. 32
    Fatty Nads says:

    Suck, creep, crawl.

    Like

  17. 36
    Unbalanced Views says:

    All this Crackerjack chatter, and not a word about Asteriods champions – a shame really

    Like


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