February 26th, 2014

3/1 for Crackerjack to be Said at PMQs with Paddy Power


  1. 1
    Reality cheque says:


  2. 2
    David Lawse says:

    Later dear

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:


  4. 4
    Cracker Jack says:

    Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?

    A: An unsufferable lefty arsewhipe, pussy-whipped by a retarded slapper

  5. 5
    Owen Jones, Political Commentator says:

  6. 6
    Harman is evil says:

    I just hope someone shouts out PIE at the Labour benches.

  7. 7
    Pissed off with politics says:

    Stupid bitch MP on Daily Politics talking rot as usual – BBC trying hard to clear Harpie etc

  8. 8
    Harriet Harperson says:

    Works for Jack !

  9. 9
    was it something I said? says:

    Nailed on for ‘Crackerjack’. Could I go for an accumulator and predict that Cameron will be the one to say it.

  10. 10
    Hansard writer says:

    The Squeaker has asked me to tell you that he is going to a spa after PMQs

    On expenses, of course,

    Innocent giggle

  11. 11
    Prescott'sBelly says:

    Who said PIES…..

  12. 12
    David Lawse says:

    He who pays the ….., that’s us Harri.

  13. 13
    Ed 'Stewpot' Miliband says:


  14. 14
    blur were better anyway says:

    i’m sure noel and liam are delighted at your support owen

  15. 15
    Mitch says:

    Hain is given an opportunity to find himself innocent. Oh, and no apology, obviously.

  16. 16
    Cabbage Pie says:

    What is Cameron going to pull out of his arse today ?

    No cash for flood defences, but free dosh for U’kraine could be as touchy as H’arman’s P.I.E. support…

  17. 17
    Dr Spock says:

    Given the level of koke traces left in NINE HofC bogs

    It seems to me that a lot of others should go into rehab – and not on expenses FFS

    BTW Does anyone know where they procure their lines?

  18. 18
    David Lawse says:

    definitely maybe a GAYER?

  19. 19
    Appalling man says:

    The rotten bastard should hang.
    His duplicity and side deals with Sinn Fein IRA has destroyed any chance of long term peace in Northern Ireland

  20. 20
    Ippikin says:


    £2bn – that’s a heck of a lot of coke even by Paul Flower’s standards!

  21. 21
    House of Commons says:

    We shouldn’t forget the soldiers who died, but we’re not going to punish their killers.

  22. 22
    Ed Balls says:

    Revd Flowers ? I am quite well connected.

  23. 23
    Dave, heir to Blair says:

    We are the Workers and Gay Party now

    WAGPY for short

    My 133 spin doctors, wimmin assistants and general Bellends tell me the population of Britain will swing behind me massively..not to foget the memorable idiots Shapps, Alfon and Feldman of course

  24. 24
    Huff and puff says:

    Oooh, the DUP are taking this very seriously. Not seriously enough to leave their cushy jobs at stormont, right enough.

  25. 25
    David arse says:

    Are you responsible for the £2 ban co op shortfall due to your habits, Reverend?

  26. 26
    Little John says:

    I’d just like to grow up

  27. 27
    The Arctic Monkeys says:


    We got Gordon Brown, and Oasis gets you.


  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Miliband talking up Climate Change. Deluded cnut.

  29. 29
    Unusually arse faced Today says:

    Convicted child abuser Tom O’Carroll led PIE and sat on gay rights committee of National Council of Civil Liberties

    Convicted child abuser never-tried-kick-didnt-want-rock-boat-protect-careers-
    Read more—-D M

  30. 30
    Liam Gallagher says:

    Another fucking Champagne Supernova Socialist

  31. 31
    Hazel 2 b a Quango says:

    Rock the Boat

    I have the copyright in Labour on that.

  32. 32
    Fatty Nads says:

    Suck, creep, crawl.

  33. 33

    He knows full well that it’s a crock of shit ,just a future labour tax excuse.

  34. 34
    dai co-operatively says:

    crack jack?

  35. 35
    Jack Ketch says:

    I could not understand a single word that the Scottish woman said. I don’t get it. Mr Niel is from the same area, yet he speaks a language we all comprehend.

  36. 36
    Unbalanced Views says:

    All this Crackerjack chatter, and not a word about Asteriods champions – a shame really

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