February 25th, 2014

No More Hung Parliament Party

Dave says he will not go into coalition after the election:

“The Prime Minister wants to make a commitment in the Conservative Party election manifesto not to sign a second power-sharing deal with a smaller party in the event of a hung parliament next May, it is understood.”

No.10 are not denying the story, instead saying that the PM is in it to win it. 

Such a promise reminds Guido of a remarkably accurate election broadcast from the Tories just before the last election. Who remembers The Hung Parliament Party? The broadcast went out while the Tories prepared for a Con/Lib government:

Is that a ‘cast-iron guarantee’ Prime Minister?


149 Comments

  1. 1
    ancientpopeye says:

    Cast Iron Cam and just as brittle.

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  2. 2
    Jimmy says:

    “The Conservatives are the Workers’ party and we are on your side.”

    Fuck off!

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    • 18
      TaT from Guildford says:

      Talking to yourself again Jimmy?

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    • 32
      Tim Yeo-yo says:

      Just remind us what Labour have ever done for ‘the workers?’

      When you mean workers I presume you mean labour voters? Would they be that bunch of work shy benefit scrounges or non-job public servants?

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      • 67
        Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

        All the workers now vote Tory because they see all their tax wasted on the Labour underclass and parasites.

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        • 147
          i_love_monday_mornings says:

          “All the workers now vote Tory” – so how come they didn’t win the last election?

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    • 41
      Mr Nurdle says:

      “Dave says he will not go into coalition after the election”, Fawkes can you really believe anything Dave says, of course he will fight the GE (no mention of the EU election) that is what political parties do, he like a man standing on a chair sawing one of the legs off, no coalition even with UKip? As for “The Workers Party” the working class (C and below) will be unable to stop laughing, Johnny Major sort of tried that one, he did manage to break out of the so called working class, but look at the lack of respect he got in his own party when leader.

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      • 97
        Anonymous says:

        according to the poll organisations who are projecting the result, they predict that libor will have a majority of 66, and that no party has ever managed to recover from the poor showing at this point in the election cycle.

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        • 114
          Economics daily says:

          we think it will come down. But only to around 45.

          Then we experience our own Hollandist experiment.
          I’d book an overseas holiday this year.

          In 2015 the £ will be devalued and it will be Blackpool and Bournemouth only for 10 years.
          (5 years of Ed’s fuckery and 5 years sorting out Ed’s fuckery)

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          • Anonymous says:

            I remember the restriction of a max of 50 pounds if you went abroad.

            The french did the same with the bloquage de prix

            I think you are right, and dont forget the airport tax and tax on insurance and tax and tax and tax

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    • 98
      Ed Miliband says:

      “The Labour party are the benefits and enrichers party and we are on no one’s side but our own.”

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    • 99
      Nick Clegg says:

      “The Lib Dem’s are the perverts and thieves party and we are on your side*.”

      *for a price

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    • 101
      Nigel Farage says:

      Pint of Bitter please.

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  3. 3
    Gerbil 7 says:

    He’ll be on his hands and knees grovelling to UKIP as soon as Labour win 2015.

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    • 6
      jgm2 says:

      No he won’t.

      He’ll be off on the rubber chicken circuit like Brown, Blair and Major.

      He’s got his five years under his belt. He doesn’t give a fuck about anything else.

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      • 28
        Cabinet Secretary seconded from Morgan Stanley says:

        Quite right

        I have told the Prime Minister that it is standard operating procedure for a normel British Prime Minister to sell himself and his contacts to the highest bidder (Brown excluded since he is mad as a hatter)

        Sometime it it is to criminal banks

        Sometimes to criminal oligarchs

        Sometmes to criminal dictators

        Vast choice

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      • 57
        Mr Nurdle says:

        Dave will probably not achieve a good working majority, Nige has to get on with getting his troops into some sort of order for the GE and seeing Dave will not go into coalition again that might mean government defeats a tory scrabble around for a passable leader, probably ending up with one who is not acceptable to the general electorate, oblivion.

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        • 133
          thostids says:

          Obviously a “lead in pencil” moment. I think it is a pointless stance as Cameron’s Toffs, Cronies and Crawlers simply won’t have enough seats to make up a majority with the repulsive Liberals, if the Liberals still have a presence in more than a single figure.
          It’s going to be a bad time but unpleasant diseases like the malignant Old Parties require unpleasant medicine.

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  4. 4
    oily Dave says:

    That is a cast iron, copper bottomed, zinc plated, steel reinforced guarantee

    *terms and conditions apply

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  5. 5
    Ah! wot no family says:

    {Swansea MP Sian James will stand down at next year’s general election.

    The Labour MP for Swansea East said she wanted to concentrate on campaigning outside of parliament.}

    The start of another tented village?

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    • 73
      bergen says:

      I suppose Kinnock junior will be claiming the seat if he’s knocked back in Port Talbot.

      They deserve better.

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      • 144
        thostids says:

        They’ll still vote him. I suppose some of them could run the defence of Autonomism. The rest will have to go for Insanity. The remainder deserve what they get.

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  6. 7
    A deluded liar who thinks he will be Prime Minister after May 2015 says:

    Wonga
    Bedroom Tax
    Andy Coulson
    Rebekah Brooks
    Food Banks
    Raisa
    Leon Brittan
    Peter Morrison
    HS2
    Osborne’s paddock scam
    Children left in the pub
    43 Government U-turns
    Minimum alcohol pricing
    Anthony Bamford
    Adrian Beecroft
    Michael Spencer
    Lord Green
    Cigarette packaging & Lynton Crosby
    Fracking & Lynton Crosby
    Peter Cruddas
    Lying under oath at Leveson
    Racist Vans
    The promotion of Esther McVey
    Escalating government debt
    Royal Mail selloff price scandal

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  7. 9
    Ah! have a heart? says:

    There is a chronic shortage of donor hearts in the NHS.

    Nothing to do with the influx of Asians with genetic dicky tickers, I suppose?

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  8. 12
    Ah! wonder says:

    With the exception of Bill Quango, does anyone remember what his Comment Of The Day refers to?

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  9. 13
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    Tory manifesto ‘may shun Owen Jones’ and lose the General Election 2015.

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  10. 16
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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  11. 19
    i don't need no doctor says:

    Harriett Harman now “regrets”.

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    • 48
      F**k the LibLabCon says:

      Not good enough.

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    • 69
      walking into darkness says:

      I regret she was ever born, but at least I’m being sincere.

      She can’t also claim this was a mistake to get a group like PIE involved in what they were doing, it’s not a mistake if it’s a deliberate calculation. She and her cronies knew exactly what they were doing, they lined up this group so that PIE’s connections could be used for future blackmailing and you never know when a skeleton in the closet can serve a useful purpose. She’s been busted plain and simple and should be made to resign from public life, Miliband should at least sack her but he just doesn’t have the spine.

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      • 86
        jgm2 says:

        Yeah. But Labour are no longer in power. They can no longer convene a ‘Hutton style enquiry’ to clear Harriet of association with PIE.

        They’re hostage to just how much dirt The Mail can get its hands on. Somebody on an earlier thread reckoned he remembered Harriet giving a TV interview extolling the harmlessness of underage sex.

        Imagine if such a tape exists in the bowels of the BBC.

        Imagine if one of their researchers, a possible victim of sexual assault by one of their many in-house predators made it public.

        No wonder Hattie is dancing on the head of a pin with her ‘regrets’.

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        • 130
          Rob says:

          Because it is from the Daily Mail, the Left are bound to defend her regardless of how serious this is or becomes. It is hilarious, they just can’t help it. They are going to drown in the liquid shit and I for one will be cheering from the touch line.

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    • 92
      Officer Dibble says:

      Funny that our “unbiased” BBC completely ignored this story until the Labour deputy leader wanted a platform for her denial.

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  12. 23
    Anyoldiron says:

    Please let Mr Cameron know, that as we want out of the European Union-we see no point in voting and paying for UK MP’s that can no longer Govern this Country according to its long standing Common Law Constitution, (the only way it should be Governed) and as we know-WITHOUT DOUBT-ALL THREE MAJOR POLITICAL PARTIES WANT TO REMAIN IN THE EU-FOREVER, WE ARE ONLY GOING TO VOTE IN THE GENERAL ELECTION IN 2015 FOR THOSE POLITICAL PARTIES OR ORGANISATIONS THAT WANT OUT OF THE EU.

    It matters not if none have ever GOVERNED before, for lets face it, those we have foolishly elected since 1975 have only obeyed EEC/EC/EU orders anyway.

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  13. 26
    C.O.Jones says:

    I think the minors strike is going to be a long one!

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  14. 30
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Hung Parliament – f*cking well should be, with piano wire

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  15. 31
    The facts CANNOT be clearer says:

    Signed Harriet Harman
    28 April 1978

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  16. 34
    Ah! now her spokeswoman says:

    Her spokeswoman later said Ms Harman “regrets the existence of” the Paedophile Information Exchange.

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  17. 35
    Ah! now her spokeswoman says:

    FEBRUARY 25TH, 2014

    No More Hung Parliament Party

    Dave says he will not go into coalition after the election:

    “The Prime Minister wants to make a commitment in the Conservative Party election manifesto not to sign a second power-sharing deal with a smaller party in the event of a hung parliament next May, it is understood.”

    No.10 are not denying the story, instead saying that the PM is in it to win it.

    Such a promise reminds Guido of a remarkably accurate election broadcast from the Tories just before the last election. Who remembers The Hung Parliament Party? The broadcast went out while the Tories prepared for a Con/Lib government:

    Is that a ‘cast-iron guarantee’ Prime Minister?

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    Tags: Dave, Downing Street, Tories
    at February 25, 2014 at 9:06 am

    33 Comments

    1
    ancientpopeye says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:08 am
    Cast Iron Cam and just as brittle.

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    20
    Vote UKIP get UKIP says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:29 am
    So a UKIP vote is no longer a wasted vote then.

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    2
    Jimmy says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:10 am
    “The Conservatives are the Workers’ party and we are on your side.”

    Fuck off!

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    18
    TaT from Guildford says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:28 am
    Talking to yourself again Jimmy?

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    32
    Tim Yeo-yo says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:36 am
    Just remind us what Labour have ever done for ‘the workers?’

    When you mean workers I presume you mean labour voters? Would they be that bunch of work shy benefit scrounges or non-job public servants?

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    3
    Gerbil 7 says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:11 am
    He’ll be on his hands and knees grovelling to UKIP as soon as Labour win 2015.

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    6
    jgm2 says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:16 am
    No he won’t.

    He’ll be off on the rubber chicken circuit like Brown, Blair and Major.

    He’s got his five years under his belt. He doesn’t give a fuck about anything else.

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    28
    Cabinet Secretary seconded from Morgan Stanley says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:34 am
    Quite right

    I have told the Prime Minister that it is standard operating procedure for a normel British Prime Minister to sell himself and his contacts to the highest bidder (Brown excluded since he is mad as a hatter)

    Sometime it it is to criminal banks

    Sometimes to criminal oligarchs

    Sometmes to criminal dictators

    Vast choice

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    4
    oily Dave says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:12 am
    That is a cast iron, copper bottomed, zinc plated, steel reinforced guarantee

    *terms and conditions apply

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    8
    jgm2 says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:16 am
    This guarantee is not subject to legitimate expectation.

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    5
    Ah! wot no family says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:14 am
    {Swansea MP Sian James will stand down at next year’s general election.

    The Labour MP for Swansea East said she wanted to concentrate on campaigning outside of parliament.}

    The start of another tented village?

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    7
    A deluded liar who thinks he will be Prime Minister after May 2015 says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:16 am
    Wonga
    Bedroom Tax
    Andy Coulson
    Rebekah Brooks
    Food Banks
    Raisa
    Leon Brittan
    Peter Morrison
    HS2
    Osborne’s paddock scam
    Children left in the pub
    43 Government U-turns
    Minimum alcohol pricing
    Anthony Bamford
    Adrian Beecroft
    Michael Spencer
    Lord Green
    Cigarette packaging & Lynton Crosby
    Fracking & Lynton Crosby
    Peter Cruddas
    Lying under oath at Leveson
    Racist Vans
    The promotion of Esther McVey
    Escalating government debt
    Royal Mail selloff price scandal

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    10
    Steve Miliband says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:18 am
    Ed Miliband

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    14
    Ah! says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:23 am
    Long time on comment.

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    17
    Ah! bugger says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:27 am
    on=no

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    Steve Miliband says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:29 am
    Work

    9
    Ah! have a heart? says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:17 am
    There is a chronic shortage of donor hearts in the NHS.

    Nothing to do with the influx of Asians with genetic dicky tickers, I suppose?

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    11
    jgm2 says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:21 am
    No. It’s to do with the fact that so many of our exciting cultural enrichers while happy to make use of donor blood, hearts, lungs, liver and other body parts themselves are nowhere near as keen to donate such items in the event of their untimely demise.

    It’s cultural.

    It’s enriching.

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    15
    Ah! and says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:25 am
    What about the pen1s extensions?

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    25
    Lee Jasper says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:30 am
    Wacist!

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    22
    Cardinal Seán Brady says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:29 am
    Dicky tickers and tricky dicks.

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    12
    Ah! wonder says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:21 am
    With the exception of Bill Quango, does anyone remember what his Comment Of The Day refers to?

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    24
    Mongo says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:29 am
    (a) The design of this blog.

    (b) Bill’s rash, contracted after a visit to a “gentleman’s club” in Madrid.

    (c) Both.

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    13
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:21 am
    Tory manifesto ‘may shun Owen Jones’ and lose the General Election 2015.

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    16
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:27 am
    Vote UKIP

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    19
    i don’t need no doctor says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:28 am
    Harriett Harman now “regrets”.

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    23
    Anyoldiron says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:29 am
    Please let Mr Cameron know, that as we want out of the European Union-we see no point in voting and paying for UK MP’s that can no longer Govern this Country according to its long standing Common Law Constitution, (the only way it should be Governed) and as we know-WITHOUT DOUBT-ALL THREE MAJOR POLITICAL PARTIES WANT TO REMAIN IN THE EU-FOREVER, WE ARE ONLY GOING TO VOTE IN THE GENERAL ELECTION IN 2015 FOR THOSE POLITICAL PARTIES OR ORGANISATIONS THAT WANT OUT OF THE EU.

    It matters not if none have ever GOVERNED before, for lets face it, those we have foolishly elected since 1975 have only obeyed EEC/EC/EU orders anyway.

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    27
    Oliver Cromwell says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:33 am
    They’ve sat there too long for any good they’ve been doing lately.

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    26
    C.O.Jones says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:30 am
    I think the minors strike is going to be a long one!

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    29
    Rolf Harris says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:34 am :(

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    30
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:34 am
    Hung Parliament – f*cking well should be, with piano wire

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    32
    F**k the LibLabCon says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:36 am
    Well said, give this man a cigar!

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    31
    The facts CANNOT be clearer says:
    February 25, 2014 at 9:35 am
    Signed Harriet Harman
    28 April 1978

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    Ah! now her spokeswoman says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    February 25, 2014 at 9:37 am
    Her spokeswoman later said Ms Harman “regrets the existence of” the P43dophile Information Exchange.

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  18. 37
    cornwall storms says:

    hmmm perhaps the tide is turning and we are on the road to getting a proper tory party back. That would be good news.

    libdems and labour can then fight the 2015 election as a coalition.

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    • 81
      bergen says:

      Sorry to disagree but if Cameron doesn’t win outright then I’d far prefer this govt to having Labour back in to wreck the economy again. My business is only just starting to recover.

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    • 82
      Village Idiot says:

      ….Just saw a flying pink pig over Falmouth;there is no conservative party at the moment!

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  19. 38
    Ah! now her spokeswoman says:

    Don’t blame me for the above Guido. try the mod bot

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  20. 42
    Australia doomed I tell yeh! says:

    Alzheimer’s Link To Barbecues And Fry-Ups
    A US study finds that harmful compounds known as Ages present in barbecued, fried and grilled meat suppress an anti-ageing enzyme.

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  21. 45
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    Dave lying yet again , he knows UKIP will decimate any chance he had of a very slim margin of victory
    unfortunatly allowing Millicock and his peado sympathising mongrels back in

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    • 51
      Ordinary people with long memories says:

      Lie 1: Three days before the election, David Cameron: “Any cabinet minister . who comes to me and says ‘Here are my plans’ and they involve front-line reductions, they’ll be sent straight back to their department to go away and think again”.

      Lie 2: A month before the election, David Cameron: “Our plans involve cutting wasteful spending, Our plans don’t involve an increase in VAT.”

      Lie 3: The coalition agreement: “We will stop top-down reorganisation of the NHS.”

      Lie 4: The coalition agreement: We will guarantee that health spending increases in real terms.”

      Lie 5: Two months before the election, from David Cameron: “I wouldn’t change child benefit, I wouldn’t means test it. I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

      Lie 6: Michael Gove, just before the election: “Ed Balls keeps saying that we are committed to scrapping EMA. I have never said this. We won’t.”

      Lie7: Liam Fox: “a bigger army for a safer Britain”, but it now loses 7,000 soldiers.

      Lie 8: In October 2009 George Osborne said: Retail banks should stop paying out significant cash bonuses. A year later, he opposed an updated EU Capital Requirement Directive intended to limit them.
      In 2013 he took a plane to Europe in bid to block a Europe-wide cap on bankers’ bonuses

      Lie 9: David Cameron: “Yes, we back Sure Start. It’s a disgrace that Gordon Brown has been trying to frighten people about this.” Yet the government’s Early Intervention Grant means a reduction of £1.4 billion in the amount given to early intervention programmes. As a result,More than 400 Sure Start children’s centres have closed during the first two years of coalition government.

      Lie 10 No cuts in tax credits for families with an income of less than £50,000;

      Lie 11 prison for anyone carrying a knife;

      Lie 12 no cuts to the navy;

      Lie 13 keeping the child trust fund for the poorest third of families;

      Lie 14 no hospital closures;

      Lie 15 3000 more midwives since 2010 they’ve created 1000. Lowering the shortage from 6,000 to 5,000.

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    • 55
      jgm2 says:

      It sounds like The Mail are onto something here.

      It’s always the cover-up that gets them. Harriet is pointedly not expressing any regrets. Presumably because she knows there is a non-zero risk that some quite damaging stuff could emerge.

      My guess is that she’s praying that the passage of time has erased all the evidence.

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      • 58
        Eric Prickles says:

        I’ve eaten all the PIEs

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      • 68
        M Oaten says:

        Someone mention something about a passage?

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      • 74
        Cazual Observer 8 says:

        There was a similar gambit played over the J’illings report – hope that it had been destroyed.

        A copy still remained.

        The problem is that copies always remain.

        Harriet’s problem is that her signature is all over this.

        It is odd that she is opting to protect H’ewitt. Pat was her boss at NCCL…

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        • 89
          Bill Quango MP says:

          We shouldn’t really be surprised but the BBC lead story is “Harriet Harman expresses regret at…”

          Did she express any regret?

          Sounded more like her usual “let me answer that question with an unrelated issue and a tenuous link to the right wing press destabilising Britain.”

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          • jgm2 says:

            The fact the BBC has eventually been dragged into this at all shows that it is an issue that is gaining traction.

            Otherwise Labour and the BBC would have continued to pretend it didn’t exist.

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          • jgm2 says:

            http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26333558

            I’m sure there’s a reason but I cannot imagine why the chap to the right of Harman has been blurred out.

            Why would that be?

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          • Cazual Observer 8 says:

            The Headlines always mislead – the difference with the BBC is that like the G’uardian, so does the rest of the report. The BBC don’t do corrections, as a general rule.

            Looks like the left response is to attack the Mail’s apparent ‘sexualization of children’ – which is not a smart move.

            It confirms that the left must look upon images of children with a certain unsavoury intent if they believe that the Mail does this.

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  22. 49
    Snake-oil salesman says:

    Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni signs anti-gay bill

    Bye folks. I’m off to Uganda to make my fortune with my new ” Protect yourself from catching Gay ” pill

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  23. 50
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    Beware claims of a “Right Wing political bloggers Spring”

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  24. 52
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    Wasn’t there some “D” notices issued by Blair protecting several other dodgy sexual deviants ?

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    • 77
      Jack Coqnoir Dromey says:

      Good day, sir.

      I trust you are well.

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      • 115
        MIKE OXHARD says:

        Good morning sir , off out yet again , but my access to order order seems to have speeded up , so i may visit more often

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    • 83
      Is it just me? says:

      Are there any politicians who aren’t sexual deviants? It appears that being a pervert, poof, ponce, nonce, scatologist and all-round thief is a prerequisite.

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      • 120
        Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

        “Are there any politicians who aren’t sexual deviants?” – NO
        It appears that being a pervert, poof, ponce, nonce, scatologist and all-round thief is a prerequisite. – CORRECT

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      • 126
        P l e b says:

        Dennis Skinner, actually.

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    • 137
      walking into darkness says:

      look at the relationship between George Robertson and certain gun totting individuals north of the border just after labour got in power, says everything there is about New Labour

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  25. 54
    Public Secta says:

    Dream on!

    Labour on the march and will landslide victory!!!

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    • 69
      jgm2 says:

      I wouldn’t bet on it.

      Ned Miliband and Ned Balls have insurmountable public presentation issues in the same way Brown and Kinnock did.

      Once the voters have them on the screen for a month talking through their nose (in Milibands case) or talking utter shite (in Balls case) the voter will be utterly repelled.

      Then there is the issue of Fucking Scotland. If Fucking Scotland votes to fuck off later this year then what legitimacy will the Fucking Scottish MPs have in Westminster? And how will that affect the Labour ‘landslide’?

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      • 93
        Bill Quango MP says:

        Postal votes, Dear boy. Postal votes.
        Ed has already won.

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      • 122
        Labour says:

        We will suddenly change our minds in favour of Proportional Representation

        (And hope the public don’t remember that Salmond only got in to power after Tony’s botched devolution reforms, which were a blatent attempt to placate the Scots and get them to vote Labour rather than SNP)

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  26. 56
    Jack Dromey says:

    I want a well hung Parliament

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  27. 62
    Yanukovich says:

    I spit on your pathetic ponds and duck houses, and raise you a vast lake and a pirate galleon. I am on my way to your tolerant country even now to enrich your political culture as your new president.

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    • 75
      Victor Pinchuk says:

      Welcome

      You can buy the authorities here for a few million

      And the banks here will launder all that cash for a fee, no questions asked

      I can give you Tony Blair’s number if you want

      He is the leading pimp in London (when he is here)

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      • 96
        Bill Quango MP says:

        I’ve just realised that when Tony said he would be ‘whiter than white’ he was being a bit … Racialist ?

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    • 88
      polonium 678 (its new) says:

      ..Beware the “pointy” umbrella…ella?

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  28. 63
    Lady Rotherham says:

    This is all a storm in my Royal Doulton teacup…

    Calm down dearies…or you do yourselves some serious harm…

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  29. 66
    howzat? says:

    surely shirley shapps is wrong?

    http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/feb/25/conservatives-workers-party-rebrand

    it should eb the nazi party

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  30. 76
    the people's popular front says:

    Grant Shapps Is East Ham, one stop from Barking.

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  31. 79
    PK says:

    Easy, kick ‘em out now (start with Cable, that’ll do it) and see whether the minority government gets support.

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  32. 80
    Anonymous says:

    Downing Street fail to confirm.

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    • 104
      Gabby Bertin fan says:

      Our Gabs Bertin has not arrived yet

      Give her a chance

      She is surrounded by Old Etonian loose cannons

      PS Hi Gabs, hope you are well and are organising a serious job for “apres le deluge”….

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  33. 85
    Exclusive: Cameron is not well hung says:

    The Telegraph report today that the small penis rumours circulating number 10 are true as Cameron admits he is unable to manage a well hung parliament.

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  34. 95
    Owen Jones, gay pervert says:

    Looks like Owen has caught the H’arman bug…

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    • 107
      Harriet Hatemen says:

      Hehehe. My little call to arms worked. Owen will have the red Barry army manning the barricades on an unrelated issue to what I’ve been accused of.

      Attack Owen! Attack in a human wave!

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      • 117
        Cazual Observer 8 says:

        Yewtree report:

        http://www.nspcc.org.uk/news-and-views/our-news/child-protection-news/13-01-11-yewtree-report/yewtree-report-pdf_wdf93652.pdf

        S’avile appears to have been emboldened somewhat from 1967 to the early 90s.

        S’avile’s mother died in 1973.

        There is a correlation with the de-criminalization of homosexuality in 1967, and perhaps the activities of the NCCL in its campaign to de-criminalize p’ed0 on behalf of P.I.E. and others.

        S’avile likely not involved with P.I.E. or NCCL, but he would have been keeping an eye on public opinion and what government were doing, perhaps using that in part to temper his urges.

        It is curious that his offending picks up in 1986, the year in which L’eon B’rittan resigned.

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    • 127
      JH945894343432945 says:

      Oh! What a stroke of genius!

      Obfuscate the fact that Harriet Harman used to actively support an organisation which tried to give gay men the legal light to abuse young boys by shouting that the Mail features banal photo-journalism of teenagers.

      Well done!

      Anyway, what are your thoughts on PIE, Owen?

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    • 135
      I hate the BBC says:

      The only sexualising is done by the lefty trolls who trawl the dm looking for something to complain about – everyone else just see pictures of children, the lefties have the disturbingly warped minds and see all manner of things.

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  35. 106
    So that's alright then says:

    Meanwhile the latest incarnation of a NHS branch admits its previous incarnation shouldn’t have sold in patient hospital data -millions of records for a “steal” at a couple of thousand quid.
    Some representation of theirs is appearing before MP’s Health Committee today.

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  36. 111
    Harriet Harmskids says:

    Anyone for PIE?

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  37. 112
    Johnny Norfolk says:

    I do not believe a word Cameron says. he cannot be trusted as he has shown time and time again.

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    • 125
      Ex Tory voter says:

      The trouble is there is hardly anyone can trust in Westminster

      Hence the popularity of Double Garage Faraggio

      And noone knows what he really stands for apart from multiple visits to the pub, which I have always supported

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  38. 118
    cured lefty says:

    Is that the best You can do Owen?

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  39. 123
    No 10 spinner says:

    People’s Old Etonian Party

    Sounds good

    Like Labour’s One Hampstead Nation

    We must be using the same koke supplier..

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  40. 124
    Humble P.I.E. says:

    Harriet Harman says she ‘regrets’ any link to paedophile campaign group

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/10659725/Harriet-Harman-says-she-regrets-any-link-to-paedophile-campaign-group.html

    An aide to Miss Harman told the BBC: “She regrets the existence of PIE and of course she regrets any organisations’ involvement with them including the NCCL, but she does not regret joining the NCCL. By the time she arrived, [PIE] were very much under the radar.”

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  41. 128
    Ex Tory voter says:

    And Tory MP Halfon says Tory oak tree should be replaced by a ladder FFS

    Are the Tories stoned out of their boxes?

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  42. 132
    Anonymous says:

    “The Prime Minister wants to make a commitment”
    to rule Boris Island? If that’s the only place left, when that miasma labelled democracy finally clears from before the people’s eyes.

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  43. 134
    MB. says:

    Is this a move to put people off voting Liberal in the belief that they will be brought into coalition again?

    Though I suspect that if it came to the crunch of letting Milliband have power or going into coalition again then they would do it ‘for the sake of the country’.

    If the Conservatives could get a majority then it would be interesting to see if any Liberals have got enough taste for power to change party rather than languish in opposition for another hundred years (or whatever it was).

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  44. 136
    Des Aster says:

    I wish I was hung like a parliament

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  45. 141
    working class tory says:

    monty don’s looking well isn’t he?

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  46. 143
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    Delusional Dave in it to lose it.

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  47. 149
    FrankField's Buttplug says:

    I’m just hoping for a well-hung Parliament, dearie

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Gyles Brandreth writes in his memoirs:

“Sunday, May 10, 1998

Early start: appearing on Breakfast With Frost, to be broadcast from 11 Downing Street. The Chancellor [Gordon Brown] is grouchily amiable, but so earnest — and still biting his fingernails to the quick.

After the show, he took us upstairs to his flat. He lives above No 10, while Blair and family are in the No 11 duplex, which is bigger and more like a proper house.

I was intrigued that, when he took us into his bedroom, the Chancellor rather ostentatiously opened the built-in wardrobes, as if he wanted us to see the women’s frocks that were hanging in there.

They looked quite large, but I don’t think they belong to Gordon. I assume they belong to his girlfriend [Sarah Macaulay, who he later married].

I presume he was keen for us to know that he has one — and that she’s not a ‘beard’. I don’t think he does anything without calculation.”



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