February 24th, 2014

Tory Spin-Doctor Bites Back: I’m No Cannibal*
*Bit Only In Self-Defence

After saying all day he would not give us a statement, Adrian Yalland has released a statement:

There are two sides to every story – especially this one. The video shows only three things clearly.

1. Me repeatedly walking away from an aggressive and abusive man who admits to mental health and anger problems, on whom I had just served legal papers relating to a libel action.

2. The same man stealing the phone from my outstretched hands on which I had just taken a photo of the house I just served papers at.

3. Me picking myself off the floor.

After having been pushed to the floor, I was punched in the back of the head by a second individual, and had a hand forced over my face, whilst I believe a second attempt was made to steal my phone. Whilst pinned down, and fearing further attack, I acted proportionately, in self defence, and only to allow me to escape – which I did immediately. The only person punched was me.

I am pleased a witness came forward to confirm my version of events, and I therefore look forward to the police concluding their investigations with interest, particularly their view on whether there is a case for perverting the course of public justice by making false allegations in order to cause an arrest.

Yalland admits to biting one of his alleged assailants, he is counter-claiming that he is the victim who was attacked. Guido is inclined after hearing his side of the story to give Adrian the benefit of the doubt. Though amusingly, Yalland did once organise a junket for Tory MPs to Equatorial Guinea, where the local tyrant has been accused of… cannibalism


  1. 1
    1 vicar 2 daughters says:

    fuck you torquemada

    • 8
      Mitch says:

      A citizen can’t “serve papers”? It has to be an official of the court?

    • 83
      Charmed I'm Sure says:

      Fucking hell Gido you fat useless mick prick. Get off of your fucking arse and go and get Harman while the slag is on the fucking floor. Find out if the dusty clunged sister fister really did denounce Leon Brittan’s kiddie cream PIE club or if she was wrist deep in some poor northern care home slag while she pegged Jack up his baggy hole.

  2. 2
    Monty's Python says:

    It’s only a flesh wound.

  3. 3
    Lord Bumwatch says:

    Clearly innocent!

  4. 4
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    A different kind of bloodsucker than labour.

  6. 6
    Bitten off more than he can chew says:

    Suffice to say no one looks good from this brawl.

  7. 6
    Jimmy says:

    “Guido is inclined after hearing his side of the story to give Adrian the benefit of the doubt.”

    The tory? That’s unheard of.

    • 27
      RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

      A bit of a shock to me as the named individual, allegedly, has previous for violence and a binding over.

      Looking at the video it looked like handbags drawn at 5 paces.

      • 52
        Jimmy says:

        He was the one who ran interference for Bridgen when he got nicked for trying to use Biggles mistress as a glove puppet. Allegedly. Presumably therefore the one who came up with the explanation “I only invited her into the bedroom to show her my union jack bedspread.”

        Surprised he wasn’t tapped up to replace Coulson.

        • 88
          Tim Yeo-yo says:

          Have you realised that you are the IgonikonJack of this blog?

          • Mongo says:

            Jack is an institution. I suspect he is paid by a consortium of keyboard and mouse manufacturers, because he gets hundreds of thousands of people wearing out their equipment, scrolling for ever past his posts.

        • 93
          Small businessman says:

          Excellent Jimmy

          I can just see Andy with a bedspread with The Sun in capital letters

          Or do you think that is more Rebehah’s style?

  8. 10
    Mitch says:

    The video is very unclear but I doubt Yalland bit anybody during that clip.

  9. 14
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Ya the BBC finally mention Harpic but of course pin the entire story her way reporting her statement and not presenting the allegations.

    At least the Sky hack nailed Milimong over it.

    And stop taking posts about this down Fawk3s

    • 18
      Running Scared says:

      Their defence is a bit weak:

      “Although the body granted “affiliate” status to the Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE), Ms Harman said the NCCL was “an organisation which anyone could apply to join and indeed any organisation could apply to be ‘an affiliate’ on payment of a fee”.”

  10. 15
    Harpic finally pipes up says:

    Harman has issued a statement saying the claims she supported PIE are politically motivated smears. Of course, the bbc have only now covered this story by mentioning her statement. There was no coverage before that. And they said PIE wanted to reduce the age of consent to ten. Wasn’t it four?

    • 21
      The end of the hook says:

      Yes, it was four. 10 seems to have been the entirely seperate position arrived at and lobbied for in Parliament by Ms. Harman and the rest of the NCCL.

    • 26
      Anon. says:

      The BBC are now covering it.
      The BBC should not give their unbased opinion as fact.

      “There is no evidence to suggest that Ms Harman, Mr Dromey or Ms Hewitt personally supported the views of PIE”.

      • 32
        Anon. says:
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          carpet says:

          Ed has never seen much decency and integrity by anyone in the Labour party. As practically his entire life has been spent among a clique of hacks and marxists, he may genuinely be unable to tell the difference between immorality, depravity and lies and decency and integrity.

        • 64
          Jimmy says:

          A sad reminder if one were needed that there are grown men unable to tell the difference between real life and the Daily Hitler.

          • Blowing Whistles says:

            There have been filthy travellers all over the world – Berkman and his wife Emma Goldman [1919] Commie’s in the usa.

          • Jack Ketch says:

            Harriet Harman is one of the most honest, decent, moral and intelligent people in the Labour Party, which just goes to show what a bunch of perverted, low-life, vile, thieving, thicko scumbags most of them are.

      • 39
        Anon. says:


        • 77
          Sir William Wayde says:

          In the earlier part of Good Queen Victoria’s reign, the age of consent for girls was 12. There was no age of consent for boys (because homosexual acts were illegal and sexual assault is overwhelmingly a male activity).

          Advocating lowering the age of consent to 14 may be seriously wrong, but it is not advocation of pedophilia, i.e. a lust for pre-pubescent children.

        • 218
          and says:

          They also lobbied for incest to be legalised.
          These are not smears.
          They are facts backed up with documentation.

    • 28
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      It’s about time we had all women shortlists for the Trades Union leaders.

      Vile Trades Union dinosaurs like McCluskey,Crow and Serwotka should step down in favour of women elected on an all women shortlist.

      Or is it do as i say and not as i do for Labour’s paymasters!

      • 46
        Equality says:

        Its about time we have all-women shortlists for drain cleaners, fishermen, front line infantry, binmen and pest exterminators.

  11. 16
    Ed Moran says:


    not good enough to say “benefit of the doubt”. An apology is in order. You have wronged Yalland.

    • 24
      Reader says:

      Guiod has wronged no-one. He has reported on both sides in an unseemly episode.

      Much to everyone’s amusement

    • 90
      moderation in all things, even cannabilism says:

      Yes Guido – say “Sorry I accused you of cannibalism. It appears you only bit the man’s arm off.” That will work.

  12. 17
    'Crocodile' Dundee says:

    Once they’ve got a taste for human flesh, wild creatures go mad for it. They only thing is to shoot them.

  13. 19
    TheJoker says:

    “Adrian Yalland of Chelgate PR, who has previously worked with Ms Dorries on a campaign to amend abortion laws, and was formerly an approved Tory Party parliamentary candidate, said: ‘Chelgate was asked to offer short-term logistical support and liaison services relating to a delegation to Equatorial Guinea. The purpose of the delegation was to offer Parliamentarians and others an opportunity to report their findings and observations on the country. Chelgate has had no part in writing either the Parliamentary report or the Triarius Foundation report.’”

    Just a part in the cannibalism once they got back to Hampshire?

    But seriously, the video does fit the explanation given above. I don’t really believe two men would lie on the ground patiently waiting for Yalland to bite them.

    • 53
      Jack says:

      Equatorial Guinea was the little shithole in the armpit of Africa where Mark Thatcher tried to pull off a coup with Mann if I remember correctly

      Lots of offshore oil

      President’s family recently had multiple possessions seized in France

      Even more corrupt than Ukraine…

      But the Tory Party have form there!

  14. 20
    MacGuffin says:

    Why, why, why do so many Brits say ‘floor’ when what they mean is ‘ground’?

    • 33
      Mad Millo Mulligan says:

      Because English is a rich and varied language which developed by deriving vocabulary from a number of sources. We often have moer than one word for the same thing.

      Floor is synonymous with Ground in English, just as in Dutch the word Vloer is synonymous with Grond.

    • 338
      Tim Yeo-yo says:

      If I were to punch you in the face would you hit the floor or the ground first?

      Could we have a readers poll please?

    • 340
      jim says:

      Because in a lift it would be stupid to ask for the ground ground. Or the floor floor.

      Why so many yankeedoodles say sidewalk when they mean pavement; pavement when they mean road; trunk when they mean boot; straightaway when they mean straight; math when they mean maths

      • 342
        MacGuffin says:

        ‘Floor’ used as a synonym for ‘ground’ is listed in the oh-so-very-venerable OED as ‘obs. exc dial.’ which means, obviously, ‘obsolete except for dialects’.

        Face it, ‘floor’ is yokel-talk.

  15. 22
    Plod are scared of upsetting muzees says:

    I think it’s disgusting the way Dave Lee Travis is being treated. Plod and the CPS did fuck all to protect young girls who were reporting grooming and violent abuse by muzee gangs. Those victims were ignored until they’d suffered 5 years or more of abuse. But they’ve hauled an old man into court again for a trial over trumped up charges from dodgy accusations.

    • 37
      Geranium says:

      That will be for the court to decide on the basis of the evidence presented by the CPS.

      What exactly are the last two accusations he faces and why do you assume they are ‘dodgy’?

      • 44
        Plod are scared of upsetting muzees says:

        I’m inclined to question the veracity of the accusations and the CPS decision to prosecute based on the William Roache trial in which the accusers had changed their stories multiple times and yet were deemed convincing enough for a trial. One accuser said she was introduced to Roache by a certain actor on Coronation St. When she was told that actor hadn’t yet joined the show at the time she alleged it happened, she suddenly said it was a different actor who introduced them.

        There may well be some truth to the DLT claims, I don’t deny the possibility. The point of my original post was that police and the CPS ignored repeated reports of abuse because they were terrified of being called racist for arresting muslims. It’s also who the disgusting left wing socialist social services also ignored the reports, because social services are staffed by sandal wearing lefties who don’t give a shit about English girls being groomed and tortured, but if you so much as drink a beer within 50 miles of a mosque, they’ll call you a racist and demand you’re arrested and imprisoned for 500 years.

      • 69
        The charge says:

        He faces one count of indecent assault and one count of sexual assault.

        The alleged indecent assault was on a woman in the early 1990s and the alleged sexual assault was on a journalist in 2008.

        • 96
          Expat Geordie says:

          Sounds like the CPS don’t know when to stop. Short of asking the jury what the score was in the jury room in the original trial there is no way that they know if they were close to a conviction or miles away.

          Sounds like two members of the jury were convinced that he did everything that he was accused of and with the last two charges a third or fourth member might have been a bit doubtful, even to the extent of saying “I’m not sure”. You need ten members to agree with a majority verdict, but the dissenters don’t have to actually disagree, just not be sure.

          I’m surprised that he was found not guilty actually. Not because I thought that he had done it (I don’t think that he did) but the phrase “no smoke without fire” got mentioned a few times when I did this sort of jury service, be people who you would hope to God would never get selected again.

          • Blowing Whistles says:

            You did jury service – gawd help us all.

            btw i enjoyed many of the comments on the SAT7 blog – you however are strange un.

  16. 23
    Cazual Observer 8 says:

    His Wiki entry is interesting:


    ’00:18, 17 July 2011 Fastily (talk | contribs) deleted page Adrian Yalland (Expired PROD, concern was: non notable individual)’

    • 30

      What a biting put-down. ;-)

      Have been out much of today so just wanted to thank you (or your ancestor, 7!) for clarifying that earlier Harcourt/CSC/Vernon (or even Venables-Vernon!) point. Incidentally, I knew one of the Vernon family very well when I was in my teens but we have lost touch now. As with the Harcourts, they had families either side of the Channel from Norman times.

      The oxfordddnb page, clearly source of the Wiki, written by Nigel Aston, sadly fails to make clear what you, commendably, did. He wrote:

      On 23 February 1821 he entertained his fellow directors [listed] at his house on Grosvenor Square the same night that in the adjoining house the Cato Street conspirators planned to murder the cabinet. George Canning jestingly said that the party – three members of the royal family and a war hero – were in danger of being assassinated in mistake for the ministers.

      A great anecdote, for sure. George Canning was of course Britain’s shortest-tenured prime minister.

      But the Cato Street conspirators had already been hanged on 1 May 1820. He ought to have said “the same night in the previous year…”

      Knowing the character of Venables-Vernon, one might be excused for thinking that, other than a complete coincidence, the date was deliberately chosen as a subtle reminder that one may succeed in killing the man but never the office. The history of those times were littered with similar expressions of defiance to would-be assassins, both at home and throughout the Empire.

      • 51
        Cazual Observer 8 says:

        The Harcourt papers are held in the Bodleian.

        My only slight doubt on the intentions of the poorly phrased paragraph being anything but is that there may be something contained in them of interest.

        The sheer quantity of conflicting details on the net, and else where, is quite impressive.

      • 144
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Hi SC how are you wearing your different hat today?

      • 147
        Blowing Whistles says:

        only i saw a reference to someone having a 9000 book library in an earlier blog today. i thought fucking aida – do SC and CRMM both have 9000 book libraries?

  17. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Daily Politics today was absolutely rubbish and biased. What on earth does Nicky Clarke know about politics – who cares what he thinks. To talk about the Chancellor of Exchequer’s hairstyle says it all. The dreadful presenter and very biased presenter needs to get her marching orders. Not one word about Harman, Dromney and Hewitt. Now there’s a surprise.

  18. 31
    Gheedough's plug for da Massa says:

    “Over the shoulder bowler bowls over an over the shoulder boulder holder moulder”

    When they had the chance, I wonder why they never ran with:

    “Hand-on-my-shoulder” bomber sticks his tinky-winky into Massa’s kinky chinky’s stinky-pinkie.

  19. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Yalland can bite my meat any day

  20. 35
    EU Watch 2 says:
  21. 45
    Gordon the medicated says:

    I’ve just been reading some very important documents that Ed Balls couriered over to me. When Labour want economic advice, they always turn to me.

    I have made some notes .

    On page 2 change “Fox in socks” to “ended boom and bust” and on Page 4 change “Clocks on box with Knox and fox” to ” Loosening of the fiscal rules for bank reserves will not create a debt tsunami.”

    Ok .. nap time.

  22. 54
    Fishy says:

    Interesting that Harpic denied something that no one accused her off

    And interesting that her denial was word for word the same as comments posted on the DM website some days back. Those comments received an improbable number of positive ratings totalling a similar number. All of which suggests some skullduggery.

  23. 56
    Anonymous says:

    “Guido is inclined after hearing his side of the story to give Adrian the benefit of the doubt.”

    Judge and Jury Mr F? God forbid you ever get called for jury service!

  24. 57
    EU Watch 2 says:

    Could Iceland be the next U’kraine ?

    • 59
      The Ukraine says:


    • 155
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Isn’t it strange / odd / bizarre – NOT that the Ukraine just happens to have a ‘huge debt’ that it is being forced to cover …

      Funny really ‘cos so many other countries – for some strange reason also have huge debts – which ‘have to be paid’ [i thinks not] …

      It’s almost as if some group have set out to make countries become indebetted to them and perhaps through financial mismanagment from within; so that they can thereafter ‘control the purse strings’ of said indebetted country …

      What a ruse eh – or is it a conspiracy theory?

  25. 62
    i don't need no doctor says:

    Nothing like getting your facts right, eh Guido. Too much Sun Style!

  26. 63
    EU Watch 2 says:

    Some background on the weapons used in the recent U’kraine demonstrations:

    If link doesn’t work try this:


  27. 65
    • 67
      Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

      Labour is full of piss ants.

    • 71
      British Citizen says:

      The Tories have already lost the next eloection. This is just more tomfoolery by the twats in the cabinet who have lost all sense that they are supposed to goivern this country in the interest of its citizens.

      • 73
        i don't need no doctor says:

        You must be a socialist, you do not give you only take.

        • 78
          British Citizen says:

          I see no reason to give yet more of a massive, unpayable bill for the interest payments on the National Debt to our grandchildren. I believe in taking responsibility, not giving the problem to future generations to solve.

  28. 68
    C.O.Jones says:

    I see the BBC via their website are allowing the Labour 3 to mount their defense against the allegations of supporting pe4dophilia.

    Was the same opportunity afforded Lord McAlpine?

    • 70
      i don't need no doctor says:

      Of course not, the BBC is sick and needs to be sold off.

      • 72
        C.O.Jones says:

        If I recall correctly the BBC led the attack on Lord McAlpine. They were subsequently sued and the BBC taxpayer had to fork out £186K.

        • 79
          Anonymous says:

          Also Can anyone really believe that had this been a Tory trio such a statement as this would have appeared on the BBC

          “There is no evidence to suggest that Ms Harman, Mr Dromey or Ms Hewitt personally supported the views of PIE”.

          No of course not.p in fact The BBC would be winding up the Newsnight specials and extended News at 10 right now just as they did before. FFS they kept plebgate going for 3 months until the whole thing collapsed because plod lied.

          So the BBC has acted as the judge and jury and found for the Labour three
          ( surprise) and is now actively trying to shut down a story of massive public interest. Why do the Tories allow it. Its as blatant as the non appearance of the mail front pages on the paper review.

          FFS even Toilets McGuire was saying they should answer this and when you get that low then you are seriously wanting.

  29. 81
    Cazual Observer 8 says:

    Now Owen is on the H’arman defence it is now impossible to post any of his tweets here thanks to the m’od b’ot : Best M’od B’ot ever.

    Owen is now also in a situation where his timeline is talking about some very unsavoury matters, with a typical Jones touch. Steer clear if you have children.

    This article on Venezuela is a good summary, but points out that Dave’s best friend K’irchner and the government of A’rgentina are keenly support Maduro at the moment:


    Whilst economics and the A’rgentine debt which V’enezuela holds are worthy of comment, fear is far from the dynamic which is aligning K’irchner’s government with Maduro’s at present.

    Exhibit A:

    But A’rgentina is about to fall apart economically, so is K’irchner looking to Maduro for ideas on how to deal with the civil unrest which will shortly been unfolding in her own country ?


    Can we expect Owen to stand in solidarity with A’rgentina ?

    Whether he likes it or not, he currently is.

  30. 84
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    BREAKING NEWS: David Cameron resigns as Prime Minister. Full story on iPad from 10pm or in tomorrow’s “Order Order”

  31. 85
  32. 89
    The EUkraine says:

    More money!

  33. 91
    Anon. says:

    Once upon a time channel 4 didn’t turn a blind eye.

  34. 94
  35. 95
    Anonymous says:

    A bit off topic, but Piers Morgan’s CNN show got axed, LOL
    But keep that muppet over there please!

    • 110
      i don't need no doctor says:

      It’s never off topic to have a go at Piers Morgan. Morgan is an arrogant lying piece of shit.

  36. 100
    Ben Gummer says:

    I’ve never been the same since my troughing twat of a father rammed a mad cow beefburger down my gob. Now I’m a trougher myself I’ve got this great idea of combining income tax and NI into an earnings tax of 32%. Yummy yummy.

    • 102
      Gerontion says:

      So pensioners pay 32% on pensions? Vote Dave in 2015. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha………………

      • 106
        Reader says:

        Ouch. That won’t go down very well.

      • 119
        Expat Geordie says:

        But are pensions “earnings”? Remember when there was a differential between “earned” and “unearned” income, and “unearned income” such as interest from savings used to attract punitive rates of tax? Wasn’t that something else that Labour brought in?

        • 215
          Someone else says:

          They are, in many cases, arguably a form of deferred income. Though the link between work and receipt of a pension is being eroded.

    • 117
      Expat Geordie says:

      Like we don’t do that already. Sounds like someone in government being honest with us for a change. Gordon would never have done that. He kept “income tax” low and just racked up everything else.

  37. 103
    Anonymous says:

    Harold Ramis dies aged 69
    Harold Ramis, the director of Caddyshack and Groundhog Day, has died at the age of 69

    Daily Telegraph

  38. 111
    just trying to help says:

    Mr and Mrs Harman have effectively accused the Daily Mail of having told lies about them.

    The Daily Mail will publish all the evidence they have against these people tomorrow morning and pass everything over to the Police.

    This is what responsible journalists should do.

    • 113
      Cazual Observer 8 says:

      They will continue to publish, and any evidence which points to criminal wrong doing they will pass over to the authorities, once they can be sure that public opinion will not allow the authorities to sweep this affair under the carpet.

      All the Mail and public are asking for is an apology for what was a very serious error of judgement in the past.

  39. 114
    Nicolas Maduro's Manly Moustache says:

    These Dom Joly skecteches are getting more extreme every series.

  40. 116
    DLT or bust says:

    The CPS is like the EU. Keep asking the Jury to vote until they reach the “right” verdict.

    • 121
      Expat Geordie says:

      Couldn’t agree more. Like Bryan Brown as Peter Handcock said in “Breaker Morant”, “They’re playing with a double headed penny.”

  41. 118
    i don't need no doctor says:

    I wonder how soon it will be before a group of gay labour MP’s will be off to Uganda.
    Maybe Owen Jones will tag along.

  42. 123
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:



  43. 129
    Harriet Harmskids says:

    This is a politically motivated smear! Leave me alone! You’re all horrible!

    • 143
      Anonymous says:

      In the Guardian she is quoted as saying:

      ‘On the allegation that she was seeking to water down a proposed ban on child pornography, Harman said the document she signed makes it clear that the NCCL “deplores the exploitation of children whether in the form of use in commercial pornography or as victims of sexual assaults”.’

      Interesing, she is not in any way saying that the document made it clear that the NCCL “deplores the exploitation of children whether in the form of use in non- commercial pornography” ie, the kind of pornography which many PIE members would have hoped to be able to legally make and exchange.

      • 298
        NE Frontiersman says:

        138: If you’ve just lowered the age of consent, the number of assaults has just miraculously plummeted; very weaselly words.

    • 206
      An awkward bastard says:

      Whether this is a politically motivated smear or not it is a serious matter and seriously should it be dealt with.

      This woman could possibly be Deputy Prime Minister in under two years time.

      It does not say a great deal about politic life in the UK.

  44. 130
    Hoary Pornflake says:

    How much more can a tosser take?

    Scrubbers were everywhere.

    Why poor me?

  45. 135
    Put up or shut up says:

    It’s very simple. If, as Harpic claims, the accusations are false and a smear, why doesn’t she sue the Mail for libel? Surely she’s been libelled if it’s all a lie? Then she should sue and prove in court what lies they all are. Right? Harriet? Are you going to sue?

    • 167
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Don’t forget Hewitts husband is a fucking judge as well – William Birtles. Wheels within wheels.

    • 175
      Anonymous says:

      Well that’s the only thing to do now. A major national paper has published a serious of highly damaging allegations supported by documents.

      If they are untrue then its an open and shut case and Hattie can add quite a few more millions to the ones she already has and rightly so. The first course of action i would have thought would be to serve a writ for Libel through a top lawyer. She hasn’t though and neither has hubby and the oter remains silent. in fact the ony thing that has happened is one of them has gone to the BBC safe house to issue a denial. Odd indeed?

      • 181
        Questions of our time says:

        I wonder if she was friends with Cliff Richard…aka Kitty?

      • 183
        Someone else says:

        Not odd. The Mail has her bang to rights. She is a clever clogs lawyer without an ounce of common sense.

        • 191
          The plot thickens says:

          Sky news

          A Mail executive told me they were considering how to respond, either in a statement to the media or simply in the paper later.

        • 269
          t'Owen Jones (t=twat) says:

          Yeah none of the filthy three have ever had a proper job but rise up like shite to the top of the cesspit that is the Liebour Party!!

  46. 138
    Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? says:

    Harriet Harman is getting off scott free cause she is related to the royal family.

  47. 139
    Free money from the English for all except the English says:

    Money for all. Syria, Ukraine, any other shiteholes. Muzzies preferred for extra brownie points.

  48. 145
    The Crap Prosecution Service says:

    Alison Saunders of the CPS obviously lost a war with the ugly missile.

  49. 146
    Anon. says:

    Not a live interview then.

  50. 154
    Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? says:

    3 days later and the best they can come up with is ‘it’s a smear’

    Talk about committing career suicide

    • 162
      My-5 Kinky Boyz Estate Managers says:

      Who knew that these three like menage a trois avec l’orange et sac poubelles ?

      Jahbulon ;-)

  51. 158
    Harriet Harmskids says:

    It’s an absolute lie that we supported PIE in its aims to reduce the age of consent to 10!

    They wanted to reduce it to 4.

    • 163
      Let them eat P I.E says:

      She’s a lawyer…..why isn’t she suing?????

      She’s up sh1t creek without a paeddle!

      • 170
        An awkward bastard says:

        I thought having areas the Daily Mail her and her husband were a pair of evil kiddie fondlers?

        Who am I to believe now?

        Mr and Mrs Harman or the Daily Mail ?

      • 176
        Anti p@edophile says:

        I like the way you spelt paeddle!

      • 178
        Plastic Rude Bucket says:

        She isn’t suing because unlike the public, who can be bamboozled by her bluster and verbal slight of hand, a judge looking at the written evidence may see – almost at a glance – that the definitional changes she advocated would have made the life of the members of PIE a whole lot easier.

        • 217
          Jack "BBC" Dromee says:

          So it’s best to continue to turn the thumb screws until she has to be definitive. The truth will out.

          To see them humiliated and removed from the public eye will be a joy to conceive.

    • 166
      Scooby Doo says:

      My dog is five years old and shags my leg. I presume Dave, or even Harperson, would allow me to marry it in church?

      • 172
        Malcolm Muggeridge says:

        You should have the right to marry the dog of your choice .

        it is a simple human right.

        • 193
          Gayers Unite for LGBT Rights says:

          Vitally important gaying rights are being destroyed by Dave’s Government, just when we thought he was the gays’ true champion.

          They are changing the law, so that if Prince George enters into a same sex marriage, his boyfriend won’t be able to be called “Queen” when George gets to be King.

          This is an out-rage.

  52. 160
    Mark Oaten says:

    Harriet’s in deep shit.

    • 194
      long John Silver's parrot says:

      Getting quite fashionable I hear for Pensioners to be spending time visiting Police custody suites.

  53. 168
    Cazual Observer 8 says:

    H’arman is sooooo fucked…

    So whilst ignoring, and then coming out with a defence, people will get to read on every other paper about her defending her link.


    • 185
      Anon. says:

      Just wondering if Newsnight will ask how long the Paedophile Information Exchange and Paedophile Action for Liberation were affiliated to NCCL?

      If they do fail to ask,the answer is FIVE YEARS!

      There is a clue in both of those names no one with ANY decency and or integrity would have involvement with them.

    • 199
      Podiceps says:

      I may be being naive here, but what has the news that Cameron is ‘promising’ not to form a coalition got to do with Ηarman, fucked or otherwise?

      As for that ‘promise’, we know about Cameron’s ‘promises’, not worth the heat they give the air. But he is unlikely to have the chance to break it, considering that the most likely outcome of the next election is a clear Labour majority, and the second most likely a Lab-Lib coalition, about which the unscrupulous Clegg would have no, um, scruples.

      If anyone is fucked, it’s Dave.

      • 209
        Cazual Observer 8 says:

        Look down towards the bottom of the page: Harman defends…

        The Cameron headline – As far as I am aware it is up to the electorate to decide such matters.

        If somehow a hung parliament was put in next time and the only way government could get a majority was Con-Lib coalition, that is what would happen.

        Cameron is a moron.

        • 236
          Anonymous says:

          Nope he could choose to govern in a minority. May have happened this time. Of course nothing gets done and we all end up traipsing back to the vote centres 6 months later but that’s democracy.

        • 297
          Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

          Cameron won’t get close to a majority, Tories need over 40% at polls, Labour about 34%. Given the block jock vote of 40 MP’s even Milimong can’t fail.

        • 308
          NE Frontiersman says:

          201: Well, since she’s denying the link, this use of words by the DT could be interesting.

  54. 169
    What an evil cunt she is says:

    Interestingly, in a rare moment of honesty, the bbc news drew attention to the rather sinister fact that Patricia Hewitt is refusing to make any comment on the reports. Well, she’s already got away with letting thousands die when she was Health Secretary, so supporting nonces will be a breeze for her.

    • 207
      Someone else says:

      It’s strange she is so quiet. Of course, she has a legal right to remain silent, but in a politician, it is a very risky strategy. She has not, after all, been accused of a criminal offence. Merely poor judgment.

  55. 177
    The President of Uganda says:

    People who fondle little kids should have their genitalia removed and their passports burnt.

    I will not alter my views whatever pressure is brought to bear upon me by the President of the Americans.

  56. 179
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    Kiddie fondlers should be locked up for a very long time.

    Some people think these allegations are a bit of sport to be played out on the playing fields of Eton.

    Pretty disgusting really.

  57. 182
    BBC out of Control says:

    BBC have lost the plot. Leading 10 O’clock news with a journey one of their reporters took into Syria. Not news it is a travelogue. Finding more and more that ITV and Sky are now superior to the bloated politically biased BBC. But who can stop the BBC?

    • 194
      Someone else says:

      Just don’t watch. Get your news elsewhere.

      I find I only ever seem to watch BBC 3 for family guy or american dad and BBC 4 for some of their documentaries. I haven’t watched BBC1 or 2 for ages.

    • 196
      Questions of our time says:

      Those Ugandan’s are just like the Russians…so anti gay!

  58. 184
    Cazual Observer 8 says:
  59. 187
    Anonymous says:

    So, Harpic is on Newsnight to plead her innocence. Jack must be away with a big blacky and Patricia is keeping schtum.

    Kiddifiddlers, don’t you just love ‘em

    • 201
      Lord Branson Dickie says:

      Oh yes she is as pure as the driven snow.

      Indeed her respect of the driving laws is impeccable.

  60. 188
    The plot thickens says:

    Sky news

    A Mail executive told me they were considering how to respond, either in a statement to the media or simply in the paper later.

  61. 190
    Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? says:


    While completely ignoring the Guardian has also called a spade a spade in agreement with the Daily Mail.

    Talk about willful ignorance.

    • 200
      Nаt King C​​о​l​e Pоrter says:

      It’s in the Daily Stalin now. Roy Greenslade.

    • 204
      Podiceps says:

      So the Daily Stalin and the Daily Ηitler are in a momentary Molotov-Ribbentrop pact. It will come unglued soon enough.

    • 314
      NE Frontiersman says:

      There were endless comments in the Graun with the line that anything in the Mail can’t be believed, what about the Blackshirts, &c; and this on a site whose banner is based on CP Scott’s old motto,’Facts are sacred’

  62. 208
    The Libertarian BBC and HoP says:

    “Harman wanted the age of consent reduced to the age of 10.”

    The BBC News at 10 24 Feb 2014.

  63. 221
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    What a shock, newsnight gives Harpic a verbal blowjob interview.

  64. 223
    Cazual Observer 8 says:
    • 259
      Anon. says:
      • 270
        Harriet, Jack, Patricia ..... down wiv de kids, right? says:

        True, very very true Royston.

      • 275
        The Royal Oak says:

        The thing is, even if they didn’t vet members, she still has to explain why as the legla officer of the NCCL she went on to lobby Parliament to drop the age of consent to 10. What on earth was she thinking?

      • 277
        Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

        PIE was full of lefty voters.

      • 310
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Just waiting for them all to state that they did it all ‘in good faith’ a La blair.

      • 318
        NE Frontiersman says:

        So the National Front and the KKK could have affiliated to NCCL? I somehow doubt it. I’m sure the Mail can find somebody who was refused, even at this distance in time.

  65. 225
    Jimmy Savile says:

    If Harman, Hewitt and Dromey do not sue the Daily Mail then they must be nonces.

  66. 229
    A right fucking dirty bastard says:
  67. 230
    Harriet Harponce says:


  68. 231
    A right fucking dirty bastard says:
    • 237
      Crackers says:

      It’s not a very important admission. The key question is why she then decided to argue for a reduction in the age of consent to 10.

  69. 235
    Mr Angry says:

    Another MP is helping the Police with their enquiries.

    Something to do with £100k of our money.

    I immediately thought of Hazel Blears bit it ain’t her.

    • 240
      Gold Top Commander says:

      Will there be a meeting of COBRA?

      • 281
        Anonymous says:

        Ahhh just as the mail case gets interesting. What’s the betting this is something dug up from the past on the right to give the BBC a distraction story.

        Its happened before more than once.

    • 299
      Simon Temple says:

      An awful lot of these MPs get themselves into scrapes with the law.

      I reckon it could be as high as 20% with this intake if you include the likes of Woolas and that drunken Reckless .

      Does anyone know exactly why Liam Fox resigned?

      What was he up to with that Adam Werrity character?

      I am still none the wiser despite having read the Daily Mail.

  70. 238
    Does it say libertarianism in that sign? says:
  71. 239
    Harriet HarPIE says:

    I like PIE

  72. 241
    Dirty fat fucking bastard says:
  73. 243
    Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? says:

    Ed ‘Weak As Shit’ Miliband as a father should have suspended or booted the dirty nonce supporting fuckers out of the Labour party by now

    And don’t get me started on David ‘Can’t Score An Open Goal’ Cameron, that twat makes Gordon Clown look competent.

  74. 244
    Cazual Observer 8 says:

    Harman has equated the pictures the Mail prints of young ladies in bikini’s to the activities of the P.I.E. that she was not advocating when working at NCCL with which there were affiliated.

    Paxo held up tomorrows Mail front page – black and white print out.

    I think that the Mail perhaps have the beginnings of a corporate defamation case.


  75. 248
    D L George says:

    OK then.

    Laura Kuenssberg : Newsnight. 1
    Harriet Harmen : Labour Leader. 0

    • 258
      Woodward and Bernstein says:

      Kuenssberg did a good job.
      Makes a pleasant change to see
      some decent journalism on Newsnight.

    • 267
      Harriet, Jack, Patricia ... would you allow them to look after YOUR kids? says:

      Keep digging your hole Harriet, keep digging.
      Favourite number is 3.14159265358979323846264338327950…..

  76. 249
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    All the lefty kiddie fiddlers are out in force on Twatter supporting Harpic.

    No child should ever be left alone with a Socialist.

    • 264
      Things go better with... says:

      They are all on crack.

    • 265
      Anonymous says:

      All it shows really is they have become so brainwashed that labour politicians could pitchfork first borns onto a bar-b-cue and they would still vote for them

      It would be interesting to know their views if these had been right wing politicians. I suspect it would be the direct opposite of the ones they hold now.


      • 273
        Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

        I have said on here in the past lefty dross would vote for a socialist even if he were r@ping a baby in front of them. After seeing the lefty scum supporting Harpic tonight I think lefties would be proud to say it as we’ll.

        Evil fucking scum.

  77. 250
    The Gay Tide is turning says:

    Good Question by the Boss of Uganda.

    • 260
      BBC - PC is our brand says:

      But Uganda is a predominantly black/monoculture country….this is going to put us in one hell of a tizz…politicallk correctly speaking!

  78. 252
    BBC - Nonce perpertrators protection club says:
  79. 257
    Anonymous says:

    So the Mail prints pictures of young girls in bikinies. Dirty bastards.

  80. 261
    Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? says:

    You have to wonder what Ed Miliband is smoking to put his support behind Harman and co.

    He has just handed any potential upstart or wannabe leader in the party the knife to stab him in the back with.

    If one Labour MP comes out in the media publically against Harman and co, they are fucked and so is Ed for backing the wrong horse while that MP will get the publics support.

    There’s no defending nonces to the public, it can’t be done, it’s impossible.

  81. 263
    Like p i e in the sky says:

    Anyone count the number of eye-blinks made by Harman in her Newsnight interview with Laura K?

    A little agitated I thought.
    Poor, poor Harriet!

    • 284
      just asking says:

      It’s no wonder she was blinking.
      The NCCL links with PIE are indefensible.
      They went on for years and were far more extensive
      than Harman was trying to claim in that interview.
      Also didn’t PIE receive funding from the Labour government?

      • 304
        Anonymous says:

        Yes I believe there was funding mentioned in the initial mail report.

      • 320
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Keith Vaz – knows a fuck of a lot more than he cares to mention – how do you think he rose so high up the greasy fucking pole?

    • 293
      Cazual Observer 8 says:

      Shaken, not stirred.

      Care pathway as well for David Nicholson as well by the look of it.

      Diabetes is not nearly painful enough a condition for this old communist.

    • 294
      JJ4 says:

      Double blinks are a sure-fire sign of psychopathy.

      • 330
        just asking says:

        Didn’t NCCL lawyers also act for PIE members accused of child abuse?
        Was Harman,as NCCL legal officer for four years, involved in that legal advice?

  82. 279
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Can someone remind me, who was the female Labour politician who was involved in some dodgy stuff over kiddie care homes in London? I seem to remember something from a long while back.

  83. 285
    Mumsnet says:

    does harrriet shave her pie?

    • 303
      t'Owen Jones (t=twat) says:

      Dizzy GilesPIE n. A formidable blast on the spunk trumpet where the lady’s cheeks puff out like a bullfrog’s, and it would be a good idea for the man to stick a mute up his arse to keep the noise down.

  84. 309
    Silence isn't an option says:

    Kate Hoey seems an honourable Labour MP.
    I’d expect her to make a stand against this disgusting Harman woman.

    • 312
      Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? says:

      You’d expect Frank Fields to but then he’s scared people give a shit about him being gay. No Frank, no one cares.

  85. 311
    Anonymous says:

    As i mentioned up thread and Yes just as I thought Tory MP under investigation for 100,000 benefits fraud
    The Times

    I want him hung of course if true but as regular as clockwork as soon as a Labour politician s in trouble there is a leak to the press. Watch the BBC now go into overdrive on this one. They now have their look squirrel.

  86. 317
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Just Google the Guardian and the age of consent to see that the left are obsessed with lowering the age of consent and no wonder they love Islam.

    • 327
      The Kinsey Report says:

      Guardian writers are obsessed with it because they never got laid in their teens and like to preternd that was because they were law abiding. If only the age of consent had been lower of course they’d have popped their cherry before the second week at university…

    • 332
      Old Bob from Ambridge, Holbornshire says:

      They’re all fucking at thirteen and fourteen so lower the age of consent to fourteen. My parents stopped me fucking until I was twenty seven and, by then, I’d lost interest. The wardrobe mirror came in for a battering , though.

      • 334
        David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

        LOTS OF LOVE !!! I heart this comment and now realise mine wasn’t the only smeared mirror.

  87. 326
    Anonymous says:

    Tory MP questioned about 100,000 benefits irregularities
    The Times

    Sure as eggs is eggs and a Labour politician is in trouble you get the leak about the right. watch the BBC go into overdrive they know have their look squirrel.

    Ps I want him jailed as well if he is guilty so don’t get me wrong

  88. 331
    Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? says:

    Would be a blinder of a political comeback if David Miliband weighed in on the subject and twisted the knife into mad Hatties back as revenge for the leadership election double cross.

  89. 333
    Dave will be laughing says:
  90. 336
    Onion Terror says:

    Peter Bone, what has he been up to?
    Same with the other pervoysions + cannablism.

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