February 24th, 2014

Tory Spin-Doctor Bites Back: I’m No Cannibal*
*Bit Only In Self-Defence

After saying all day he would not give us a statement, Adrian Yalland has released a statement:

There are two sides to every story – especially this one. The video shows only three things clearly.

1. Me repeatedly walking away from an aggressive and abusive man who admits to mental health and anger problems, on whom I had just served legal papers relating to a libel action.

2. The same man stealing the phone from my outstretched hands on which I had just taken a photo of the house I just served papers at.

3. Me picking myself off the floor.

After having been pushed to the floor, I was punched in the back of the head by a second individual, and had a hand forced over my face, whilst I believe a second attempt was made to steal my phone. Whilst pinned down, and fearing further attack, I acted proportionately, in self defence, and only to allow me to escape – which I did immediately. The only person punched was me.

I am pleased a witness came forward to confirm my version of events, and I therefore look forward to the police concluding their investigations with interest, particularly their view on whether there is a case for perverting the course of public justice by making false allegations in order to cause an arrest.

Yalland admits to biting one of his alleged assailants, he is counter-claiming that he is the victim who was attacked. Guido is inclined after hearing his side of the story to give Adrian the benefit of the doubt. Though amusingly, Yalland did once organise a junket for Tory MPs to Equatorial Guinea, where the local tyrant has been accused of… cannibalism

UPDATE: April 26th: Yalland says the police will not be pressing charges against him.


  1. 1
    1 vicar 2 daughters says:

    fuck you torquemada

  2. 2
    Monty's Python says:

    It’s only a flesh wound.

  3. 3
    Lord Bumwatch says:

    Clearly innocent!

  4. 4
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    A different kind of bloodsucker than labour.

  6. 6
    Bitten off more than he can chew says:

    Suffice to say no one looks good from this brawl.

  7. 7
    Jimmy says:

    “Guido is inclined after hearing his side of the story to give Adrian the benefit of the doubt.”

    The tory? That’s unheard of.

  8. 8
    Mitch says:

    A citizen can’t “serve papers”? It has to be an official of the court?

  9. 9

    Not quite true. Guido served McBride.

  10. 10
    Mitch says:

    The video is very unclear but I doubt Yalland bit anybody during that clip.

  11. 11
    Jimmy says:

    What? A drink?

  12. 12

    In a civil action, one can. I have done so myself on many an occasion.

  13. 13
    Mitch says:

    Yalland was being a bit of a tw*t.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Ya the BBC finally mention Harpic but of course pin the entire story her way reporting her statement and not presenting the allegations.

    At least the Sky hack nailed Milimong over it.

    And stop taking posts about this down Fawk3s

  15. 15
    Harpic finally pipes up says:

    Harman has issued a statement saying the claims she supported PIE are politically motivated smears. Of course, the bbc have only now covered this story by mentioning her statement. There was no coverage before that. And they said PIE wanted to reduce the age of consent to ten. Wasn’t it four?

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    Ed Moran says:


    not good enough to say “benefit of the doubt”. An apology is in order. You have wronged Yalland.

  17. 17
    'Crocodile' Dundee says:

    Once they’ve got a taste for human flesh, wild creatures go mad for it. They only thing is to shoot them.

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    Running Scared says:

    Their defence is a bit weak:

    “Although the body granted “affiliate” status to the Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE), Ms Harman said the NCCL was “an organisation which anyone could apply to join and indeed any organisation could apply to be ‘an affiliate’ on payment of a fee”.”

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    TheJoker says:

    “Adrian Yalland of Chelgate PR, who has previously worked with Ms Dorries on a campaign to amend abortion laws, and was formerly an approved Tory Party parliamentary candidate, said: ‘Chelgate was asked to offer short-term logistical support and liaison services relating to a delegation to Equatorial Guinea. The purpose of the delegation was to offer Parliamentarians and others an opportunity to report their findings and observations on the country. Chelgate has had no part in writing either the Parliamentary report or the Triarius Foundation report.’”

    Just a part in the cannibalism once they got back to Hampshire?

    But seriously, the video does fit the explanation given above. I don’t really believe two men would lie on the ground patiently waiting for Yalland to bite them.

  20. 20
    MacGuffin says:

    Why, why, why do so many Brits say ‘floor’ when what they mean is ‘ground’?

  21. 21
    The end of the hook says:

    Yes, it was four. 10 seems to have been the entirely seperate position arrived at and lobbied for in Parliament by Ms. Harman and the rest of the NCCL.

  22. 22
    Plod are scared of upsetting muzees says:

    I think it’s disgusting the way Dave Lee Travis is being treated. Plod and the CPS did fuck all to protect young girls who were reporting grooming and violent abuse by muzee gangs. Those victims were ignored until they’d suffered 5 years or more of abuse. But they’ve hauled an old man into court again for a trial over trumped up charges from dodgy accusations.

  23. 23
    Cazual Observer 8 says:

    His Wiki entry is interesting:


    ’00:18, 17 July 2011 Fastily (talk | contribs) deleted page Adrian Yalland (Expired PROD, concern was: non notable individual)’

  24. 24
    Reader says:

    Guiod has wronged no-one. He has reported on both sides in an unseemly episode.

    Much to everyone’s amusement

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Daily Politics today was absolutely rubbish and biased. What on earth does Nicky Clarke know about politics – who cares what he thinks. To talk about the Chancellor of Exchequer’s hairstyle says it all. The dreadful presenter and very biased presenter needs to get her marching orders. Not one word about Harman, Dromney and Hewitt. Now there’s a surprise.

  26. 26
    Anon. says:

    The BBC are now covering it.
    The BBC should not give their unbased opinion as fact.

    “There is no evidence to suggest that Ms Harman, Mr Dromey or Ms Hewitt personally supported the views of PIE”.

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    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    A bit of a shock to me as the named individual, allegedly, has previous for violence and a binding over.

    Looking at the video it looked like handbags drawn at 5 paces.

  28. 28
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It’s about time we had all women shortlists for the Trades Union leaders.

    Vile Trades Union dinosaurs like McCluskey,Crow and Serwotka should step down in favour of women elected on an all women shortlist.

    Or is it do as i say and not as i do for Labour’s paymasters!

  29. 29
    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    BBC News has just carried the story with a denial from Harry-iet and her useless husband.

  30. 30

    What a biting put-down. ;-)

    Have been out much of today so just wanted to thank you (or your ancestor, 7!) for clarifying that earlier Harcourt/CSC/Vernon (or even Venables-Vernon!) point. Incidentally, I knew one of the Vernon family very well when I was in my teens but we have lost touch now. As with the Harcourts, they had families either side of the Channel from Norman times.

    The oxfordddnb page, clearly source of the Wiki, written by Nigel Aston, sadly fails to make clear what you, commendably, did. He wrote:

    On 23 February 1821 he entertained his fellow directors [listed] at his house on Grosvenor Square the same night that in the adjoining house the Cato Street conspirators planned to murder the cabinet. George Canning jestingly said that the party – three members of the royal family and a war hero – were in danger of being assassinated in mistake for the ministers.

    A great anecdote, for sure. George Canning was of course Britain’s shortest-tenured prime minister.

    But the Cato Street conspirators had already been hanged on 1 May 1820. He ought to have said “the same night in the previous year…”

    Knowing the character of Venables-Vernon, one might be excused for thinking that, other than a complete coincidence, the date was deliberately chosen as a subtle reminder that one may succeed in killing the man but never the office. The history of those times were littered with similar expressions of defiance to would-be assassins, both at home and throughout the Empire.

  31. 31
    Gheedough's plug for da Massa says:

    “Over the shoulder bowler bowls over an over the shoulder boulder holder moulder”

    When they had the chance, I wonder why they never ran with:

    “Hand-on-my-shoulder” bomber sticks his tinky-winky into Massa’s kinky chinky’s stinky-pinkie.

  32. 32
    Anon. says:

  33. 33
    Mad Millo Mulligan says:

    Because English is a rich and varied language which developed by deriving vocabulary from a number of sources. We often have moer than one word for the same thing.

    Floor is synonymous with Ground in English, just as in Dutch the word Vloer is synonymous with Grond.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Yalland can bite my meat any day

  35. 35
    EU Watch 2 says:

  36. 36
    M102 says:

    No McBride knocked the drink over you f’uckwit.

  37. 37
    Geranium says:

    That will be for the court to decide on the basis of the evidence presented by the CPS.

    What exactly are the last two accusations he faces and why do you assume they are ‘dodgy’?

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    Anon. says:
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    One concludes and says:

    He’s behind Guido.

  41. 41
    FCO says:

    Sorry, we are busy writing blank cheques today. Could you call back later?

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    carpet says:

    Ed has never seen much decency and integrity by anyone in the Labour party. As practically his entire life has been spent among a clique of hacks and marxists, he may genuinely be unable to tell the difference between immorality, depravity and lies and decency and integrity.

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    Plod are scared of upsetting muzees says:

    I’m inclined to question the veracity of the accusations and the CPS decision to prosecute based on the William Roache trial in which the accusers had changed their stories multiple times and yet were deemed convincing enough for a trial. One accuser said she was introduced to Roache by a certain actor on Coronation St. When she was told that actor hadn’t yet joined the show at the time she alleged it happened, she suddenly said it was a different actor who introduced them.

    There may well be some truth to the DLT claims, I don’t deny the possibility. The point of my original post was that police and the CPS ignored repeated reports of abuse because they were terrified of being called racist for arresting muslims. It’s also who the disgusting left wing socialist social services also ignored the reports, because social services are staffed by sandal wearing lefties who don’t give a shit about English girls being groomed and tortured, but if you so much as drink a beer within 50 miles of a mosque, they’ll call you a racist and demand you’re arrested and imprisoned for 500 years.

  45. 45
    Gordon the medicated says:

    I’ve just been reading some very important documents that Ed Balls couriered over to me. When Labour want economic advice, they always turn to me.

    I have made some notes .

    On page 2 change “Fox in socks” to “ended boom and bust” and on Page 4 change “Clocks on box with Knox and fox” to ” Loosening of the fiscal rules for bank reserves will not create a debt tsunami.”

    Ok .. nap time.

  46. 46
    Equality says:

    Its about time we have all-women shortlists for drain cleaners, fishermen, front line infantry, binmen and pest exterminators.

  47. 47
    The EUkraine says:

    Thanks for all the cash. But we need some more please. Another £10bn or your banks that lent our bankrupt nation nation all your savings will go bust.

  48. 48
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    Sorry – the lawyers said we shouldn’t report this story as they had three independent sources who said it wasn’t true.
    Jack and Pat and Hat all told us to spike it, so we did.

  49. 49
    Hardip Sing Kholi's Dad says:

    But..but…but..he fucking spoke to his son ‘is your total loser of a rent avoiding, libel instigating, workshy, transvestite of a dad in little boy?’

    Just out of curiousity – who’s Nadine?? Surely not, no, no, couldn’t be…

  50. 50
    Politically correct labour councillors says:

    English people need deporting.

  51. 51
    Cazual Observer 8 says:

    The Harcourt papers are held in the Bodleian.

    My only slight doubt on the intentions of the poorly phrased paragraph being anything but is that there may be something contained in them of interest.

    The sheer quantity of conflicting details on the net, and else where, is quite impressive.

  52. 52
    Jimmy says:

    He was the one who ran interference for Bridgen when he got nicked for trying to use Biggles mistress as a glove puppet. Allegedly. Presumably therefore the one who came up with the explanation “I only invited her into the bedroom to show her my union jack bedspread.”

    Surprised he wasn’t tapped up to replace Coulson.

  53. 53
    Jack says:

    Equatorial Guinea was the little shithole in the armpit of Africa where Mark Thatcher tried to pull off a coup with Mann if I remember correctly

    Lots of offshore oil

    President’s family recently had multiple possessions seized in France

    Even more corrupt than Ukraine…

    But the Tory Party have form there!

  54. 54
    Fishy says:

    Interesting that Harpic denied something that no one accused her off

    And interesting that her denial was word for word the same as comments posted on the DM website some days back. Those comments received an improbable number of positive ratings totalling a similar number. All of which suggests some skullduggery.

  55. 55
    Plod are scared of upsetting muzees says:

    There was Eleanor Jackson, head of a Labour council who last year banned the flying of the St George’s flag because she said it might offend muslims. You really can’t satirise lefties any more, because nothing we make up can ever compete with what they actually do for real.


  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    “Guido is inclined after hearing his side of the story to give Adrian the benefit of the doubt.”

    Judge and Jury Mr F? God forbid you ever get called for jury service!

  57. 57
    EU Watch 2 says:

    Could Iceland be the next U’kraine ?

  58. 58

    Oh dear! Hasn’t the Grauniad paid you recently?

  59. 59
    The Ukraine says:


  60. 60
    Outrageous says:

    This endorsement of Harman should be the beginning of the end for a Miliband.

  61. 61
    Small businessman says:

    To the FCO and useless Wee Willie Hague

    We are short of cash in the UK

    Your fucking government is doubling our national debt etc

    Here is an idea

    Impose a flat tax on all the black money being laundered through Gibraltar, Caymans Bermuda etc

    All of which are British territory

    We are tired of having to pay for tax evading companies, oligarchs and banks

  62. 62
    i don't need no doctor says:

    Nothing like getting your facts right, eh Guido. Too much Sun Style!

  63. 63
    EU Watch 2 says:

    Some background on the weapons used in the recent U’kraine demonstrations:


    If link doesn’t work try this:


  64. 64
    Jimmy says:

    A sad reminder if one were needed that there are grown men unable to tell the difference between real life and the Daily Hitler.

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    i don't need no doctor says:

    23. Spot on.

  67. 67
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Labour is full of piss ants.

  68. 68
    C.O.Jones says:

    I see the BBC via their website are allowing the Labour 3 to mount their defense against the allegations of supporting pe4dophilia.

    Was the same opportunity afforded Lord McAlpine?

  69. 69
    The charge says:

    He faces one count of indecent assault and one count of sexual assault.

    The alleged indecent assault was on a woman in the early 1990s and the alleged sexual assault was on a journalist in 2008.

  70. 70
    i don't need no doctor says:

    Of course not, the BBC is sick and needs to be sold off.

  71. 71
    British Citizen says:

    The Tories have already lost the next eloection. This is just more tomfoolery by the twats in the cabinet who have lost all sense that they are supposed to goivern this country in the interest of its citizens.

  72. 72
    C.O.Jones says:

    If I recall correctly the BBC led the attack on Lord McAlpine. They were subsequently sued and the BBC taxpayer had to fork out £186K.

  73. 73
    i don't need no doctor says:

    You must be a socialist, you do not give you only take.

  74. 74
    Sir William Wayde says:

    Running away was not an option, then?

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    Hardip Sing Kholi's Dad says:

    My son is still gainfully employed by the BBC still and my slum landlord business is booming ock eye etc etc.

  77. 77
    Sir William Wayde says:

    In the earlier part of Good Queen Victoria’s reign, the age of consent for girls was 12. There was no age of consent for boys (because homosexual acts were illegal and sexual assault is overwhelmingly a male activity).

    Advocating lowering the age of consent to 14 may be seriously wrong, but it is not advocation of pedophilia, i.e. a lust for pre-pubescent children.

  78. 78
    British Citizen says:

    I see no reason to give yet more of a massive, unpayable bill for the interest payments on the National Debt to our grandchildren. I believe in taking responsibility, not giving the problem to future generations to solve.

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Also Can anyone really believe that had this been a Tory trio such a statement as this would have appeared on the BBC

    “There is no evidence to suggest that Ms Harman, Mr Dromey or Ms Hewitt personally supported the views of PIE”.

    No of course not.p in fact The BBC would be winding up the Newsnight specials and extended News at 10 right now just as they did before. FFS they kept plebgate going for 3 months until the whole thing collapsed because plod lied.

    So the BBC has acted as the judge and jury and found for the Labour three
    ( surprise) and is now actively trying to shut down a story of massive public interest. Why do the Tories allow it. Its as blatant as the non appearance of the mail front pages on the paper review.

    FFS even Toilets McGuire was saying they should answer this and when you get that low then you are seriously wanting.

  80. 80
    MacGuffin says:

    Well it makes you sound very amusing indeed to your cultural, economic, and political overlords across the Atlantic.

  81. 81
    Cazual Observer 8 says:

    Now Owen is on the H’arman defence it is now impossible to post any of his tweets here thanks to the m’od b’ot : Best M’od B’ot ever.

    Owen is now also in a situation where his timeline is talking about some very unsavoury matters, with a typical Jones touch. Steer clear if you have children.

    This article on Venezuela is a good summary, but points out that Dave’s best friend K’irchner and the government of A’rgentina are keenly support Maduro at the moment:


    Whilst economics and the A’rgentine debt which V’enezuela holds are worthy of comment, fear is far from the dynamic which is aligning K’irchner’s government with Maduro’s at present.

    Exhibit A:

    But A’rgentina is about to fall apart economically, so is K’irchner looking to Maduro for ideas on how to deal with the civil unrest which will shortly been unfolding in her own country ?


    Can we expect Owen to stand in solidarity with A’rgentina ?

    Whether he likes it or not, he currently is.

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    The I just hope you have never not once voted Labour. If you have you are a hypocrite

  83. 83
    Charmed I'm Sure says:

    Fucking hell Gido you fat useless mick prick. Get off of your fucking arse and go and get Harman while the slag is on the fucking floor. Find out if the dusty clunged sister fister really did denounce Leon Brittan’s kiddie cream PIE club or if she was wrist deep in some poor northern care home slag while she pegged Jack up his baggy hole.

  84. 84
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    BREAKING NEWS: David Cameron resigns as Prime Minister. Full story on iPad from 10pm or in tomorrow’s “Order Order”

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    Toenails Nobinson says:

    Can I quote you?

  87. 87
    Anonymous says:

    Is the Argentinian bimbo leader still sick?

  88. 88
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    Have you realised that you are the IgonikonJack of this blog?

  89. 89
    The EUkraine says:

    More money!

  90. 90
    moderation in all things, even cannabilism says:

    Yes Guido – say “Sorry I accused you of cannibalism. It appears you only bit the man’s arm off.” That will work.

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    Anon. says:

    Once upon a time channel 4 didn’t turn a blind eye.

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    Small businessman says:

    Excellent Jimmy

    I can just see Andy with a bedspread with The Sun in capital letters

    Or do you think that is more Rebehah’s style?

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    Anonymous says:

    A bit off topic, but Piers Morgan’s CNN show got axed, LOL
    But keep that muppet over there please!

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Sounds like the CPS don’t know when to stop. Short of asking the jury what the score was in the jury room in the original trial there is no way that they know if they were close to a conviction or miles away.

    Sounds like two members of the jury were convinced that he did everything that he was accused of and with the last two charges a third or fourth member might have been a bit doubtful, even to the extent of saying “I’m not sure”. You need ten members to agree with a majority verdict, but the dissenters don’t have to actually disagree, just not be sure.

    I’m surprised that he was found not guilty actually. Not because I thought that he had done it (I don’t think that he did) but the phrase “no smoke without fire” got mentioned a few times when I did this sort of jury service, be people who you would hope to God would never get selected again.

  97. 97
    Mad Millo Mulligan says:

    I don’t really give a shit what you think.

    Is that clear enough for you? Or shall I repeat it?

    I don’t really give a crap what you think.

  98. 98
    Expat Geordie says:

    Better than the Kalashnikov crap that they normally use.

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    That’s TOP trolling.

  100. 100
    Ben Gummer says:

    I’ve never been the same since my troughing twat of a father rammed a mad cow beefburger down my gob. Now I’m a trougher myself I’ve got this great idea of combining income tax and NI into an earnings tax of 32%. Yummy yummy.

  101. 101
    Mad Millo Mulligan says:

    Don’t be silly.

  102. 102
    Gerontion says:

    So pensioners pay 32% on pensions? Vote Dave in 2015. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha………………

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    Harold Ramis dies aged 69
    Harold Ramis, the director of Caddyshack and Groundhog Day, has died at the age of 69

    Daily Telegraph

  104. 104
    Sir Tim says:

    and get benefits.

  105. 105
    Paperclip says:

    That guy is an ignoramus.

  106. 106
    Reader says:

    Ouch. That won’t go down very well.

  107. 107
    i don't need no doctor says:

    Will he die again tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day………..

  108. 108
    An angry taxpaying pleb says:

    I think you will find that William hague has just put his hand in everyone’s pockets in the UK and taken out £4 each time.

    He has now handed the money he has taken to the Syrians.

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    Harold Ramis dies aged 69
    Harold Ramis, the director of Caddyshack and Groundhog Day, has died at the age of 69

    Daily Telegraph

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    i don't need no doctor says:

    It’s never off topic to have a go at Piers Morgan. Morgan is an arrogant lying piece of shit.

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    just trying to help says:

    Mr and Mrs Harman have effectively accused the Daily Mail of having told lies about them.

    The Daily Mail will publish all the evidence they have against these people tomorrow morning and pass everything over to the Police.

    This is what responsible journalists should do.

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    A no good son of an estate agent says:

    I have never heard of the cunut

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    Cazual Observer 8 says:

    They will continue to publish, and any evidence which points to criminal wrong doing they will pass over to the authorities, once they can be sure that public opinion will not allow the authorities to sweep this affair under the carpet.

    All the Mail and public are asking for is an apology for what was a very serious error of judgement in the past.

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    Nicolas Maduro's Manly Moustache says:

    These Dom Joly skecteches are getting more extreme every series.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Is that clip from the mid 90’s?

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    DLT or bust says:

    The CPS is like the EU. Keep asking the Jury to vote until they reach the “right” verdict.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Like we don’t do that already. Sounds like someone in government being honest with us for a change. Gordon would never have done that. He kept “income tax” low and just racked up everything else.

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    i don't need no doctor says:

    I wonder how soon it will be before a group of gay labour MP’s will be off to Uganda.
    Maybe Owen Jones will tag along.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    But are pensions “earnings”? Remember when there was a differential between “earned” and “unearned” income, and “unearned income” such as interest from savings used to attract punitive rates of tax? Wasn’t that something else that Labour brought in?

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    i don't need no doctor says:

    :) :) :) :) ……………….

  121. 121
    Expat Geordie says:

    Couldn’t agree more. Like Bryan Brown as Peter Handcock said in “Breaker Morant”, “They’re playing with a double headed penny.”

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    i don't need no doctor says:

    You can say what you like Nick, nobody takes any notice.

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    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:


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    Cazual Observer 8 says:

    Hodge wrote a letter of apology to one of the victims of !slington abuse.

    She apologized for derogatory terms which she used to describe him, but recognized that what happened in the !slington childrens homes was wrong.


    Now, as an apology it is not admitting any liability, but it is just enough to draw a line under the matter.

    The three amigo’s on the other hand are attempting to stare down the Mail, the Mail has called their bluff.

    They did have the opportunity to deal with this, in particular after W’atson asked his question about R’ighton in the House.

    Coming from the Mail this is could be considered the opinion of the establishment. They should hand in their resignations as their positions are now untenable.

  125. 125
    Derry Cocksporn says:

    Using the internet can cause problems, Liz…

  126. 126
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Here’s a great idea – just cut government spending as well. Not original, I know, but possible.

  127. 127
    Cwispy pants Bwyant says:

    Wait for me.

  128. 128
    Blowing Whistles says:

    i was annoyed with my MP two years ago as he refused to respond to an email i had sent him.

    i then printed off the email i had sent him – walked into his surgery with the A4 piece of paper folded up (the email) …

    Said MP went berserk and jerked backwards and away in his seat; as if i were serving him a writ. He is expecting one still and to this date.

    The whole issue was ‘hilarious’ – just to see his ‘reaction’. It was all noted, dated, timelined and documented.

    He! He! He! Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Yes i have an MP who is a ridiculous monkey.

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    Harriet Harmskids says:

    This is a politically motivated smear! Leave me alone! You’re all horrible!

  130. 130
    Hoary Pornflake says:

    How much more can a tosser take?

    Scrubbers were everywhere.

    Why poor me?

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    Jail DLT and throw away the key says:


  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    Agreed. Not a change in hell as Rupert won’t allow it

  133. 133
    Blowing Whistles says:

    There have been filthy travellers all over the world – Berkman and his wife Emma Goldman [1919] Commie’s in the usa.

  134. 134
    Small businessman says:

    This is an old story

    Hodge the Dodge has been swerving and weaving on this for years

    Like with her family’s tax dodging

  135. 135
    Put up or shut up says:

    It’s very simple. If, as Harpic claims, the accusations are false and a smear, why doesn’t she sue the Mail for libel? Surely she’s been libelled if it’s all a lie? Then she should sue and prove in court what lies they all are. Right? Harriet? Are you going to sue?

  136. 136
    Anonymous says:

    Got one of those also. Ours cares for himself more than the lives of others.

    Supports dishonest tax paid idiots, that, even today, have published more dishonest claims. Roll on the election.

  137. 137
    altruism in industry says:

    I’m assumiing ” fat useless mick prick” was meant in jest, otherwise agree, excellent comment

  138. 138
    Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? says:

    Harriet Harman is getting off scott free cause she is related to the royal family.

  139. 139
    Free money from the English for all except the English says:

    Money for all. Syria, Ukraine, any other shiteholes. Muzzies preferred for extra brownie points.

  140. 140

    Do you have a reader’s card?

  141. 141
    M102 says:

    Comment of the day :)

    Seriously though I would love to know why he won’t attack.

  142. 142
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You did jury service – gawd help us all.

    btw i enjoyed many of the comments on the SAT7 blog – you however are strange un.

  143. 143
    Anonymous says:

    In the Guardian she is quoted as saying:

    ‘On the allegation that she was seeking to water down a proposed ban on child pornography, Harman said the document she signed makes it clear that the NCCL “deplores the exploitation of children whether in the form of use in commercial pornography or as victims of sexual assaults”.’

    Interesing, she is not in any way saying that the document made it clear that the NCCL “deplores the exploitation of children whether in the form of use in non- commercial pornography” ie, the kind of pornography which many PIE members would have hoped to be able to legally make and exchange.

  144. 144
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hi SC how are you wearing your different hat today?

  145. 145
    The Crap Prosecution Service says:

    Alison Saunders of the CPS obviously lost a war with the ugly missile.

  146. 146
    Anon. says:

    Not a live interview then.

  147. 147
    Blowing Whistles says:

    only i saw a reference to someone having a 9000 book library in an earlier blog today. i thought fucking aida – do SC and CRMM both have 9000 book libraries?

  148. 148
  149. 149
    Anon. says:

    Full or edited?

  150. 150
    Dave Cameron says:

    Isn’t everybody?

  151. 151
    M102 says:

    Lib Dem takes photo of sh!t shocker!

  152. 152
    Mongo says:

    Dangerous Dogs Act, 1991, prob’ly.

    Not that Harman is dangerous, though she is of course a …

  153. 153
    Mongo says:

    He looks guilty to me, also a bit Polynesian. Hang him now just to be sure.

  154. 154
    Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? says:

    3 days later and the best they can come up with is ‘it’s a smear’

    Talk about committing career suicide

  155. 155
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Isn’t it strange / odd / bizarre – NOT that the Ukraine just happens to have a ‘huge debt’ that it is being forced to cover …

    Funny really ‘cos so many other countries – for some strange reason also have huge debts – which ‘have to be paid’ [i thinks not] …

    It’s almost as if some group have set out to make countries become indebetted to them and perhaps through financial mismanagment from within; so that they can thereafter ‘control the purse strings’ of said indebetted country …

    What a ruse eh – or is it a conspiracy theory?

  156. 156
    Mongo says:

    Jack is an institution. I suspect he is paid by a consortium of keyboard and mouse manufacturers, because he gets hundreds of thousands of people wearing out their equipment, scrolling for ever past his posts.

  157. 157
    Ed Miliband - Lizard family says:

    Unfortunately no.

  158. 158
    Harriet Harmskids says:

    It’s an absolute lie that we supported PIE in its aims to reduce the age of consent to 10!

    They wanted to reduce it to 4.

  159. 159
    DLT says:

    I’m just the patsy!

  160. 160
    Mark Oaten says:

    Harriet’s in deep shit.

  161. 161
    Blowing Whistles says:

    CO8 – you mention W’atson – i am no fan of his – but ‘perhaps’ he has been rounded upon by all the pa3dos in the three tribes and others who knew things but remained silent? What … what … yeah right! rupe and his behemoth giant corporation never knew a fucking thing and don’t do blackmail or entrapment for political favours?

  162. 162
    My-5 Kinky Boyz Estate Managers says:

    Who knew that these three like menage a trois avec l’orange et sac poubelles ?

    Jahbulon ;-)

  163. 163
    Let them eat P I.E says:

    She’s a lawyer…..why isn’t she suing?????

    She’s up sh1t creek without a paeddle!

  164. 164
    Mark Eaten says:

    Is there a problem with that?

  165. 165
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And why else did blair make her the childrens minister? Many ‘atop’ are the most knowing and complicit in covering up. it’s called reward for failure but with a twist e.g Chris Smith.

  166. 166
    Scooby Doo says:

    My dog is five years old and shags my leg. I presume Dave, or even Harperson, would allow me to marry it in church?

  167. 167
    Cazual Observer 8 says:

    H’arman is sooooo fucked…

    So whilst ignoring, and then coming out with a defence, people will get to read on every other paper about her defending her link.


  168. 168
    What an evil cunt she is says:

    Interestingly, in a rare moment of honesty, the bbc news drew attention to the rather sinister fact that Patricia Hewitt is refusing to make any comment on the reports. Well, she’s already got away with letting thousands die when she was Health Secretary, so supporting nonces will be a breeze for her.

  169. 169
    An awkward bastard says:

    I thought having areas the Daily Mail her and her husband were a pair of evil kiddie fondlers?

    Who am I to believe now?

    Mr and Mrs Harman or the Daily Mail ?

  170. 170
    Nat King Cole Porter says:

    Even the Daily Stalin agrees with the Mail this time. There may be trouble ahead…


  171. 171
    Malcolm Muggeridge says:

    You should have the right to marry the dog of your choice .

    it is a simple human right.

  172. 172
    Aubergine and Gold says:

    Who gives a fuck?

  173. 173
    The BBC says:

    The BBC, of course.

  174. 174
    Anonymous says:

    Well that’s the only thing to do now. A major national paper has published a serious of highly damaging allegations supported by documents.

    If they are untrue then its an open and shut case and Hattie can add quite a few more millions to the ones she already has and rightly so. The first course of action i would have thought would be to serve a writ for Libel through a top lawyer. She hasn’t though and neither has hubby and the oter remains silent. in fact the ony thing that has happened is one of them has gone to the BBC safe house to issue a denial. Odd indeed?

  175. 175
    Anti p@edophile says:

    I like the way you spelt paeddle!

  176. 176
    The President of Uganda says:

    People who fondle little kids should have their genitalia removed and their passports burnt.

    I will not alter my views whatever pressure is brought to bear upon me by the President of the Americans.

  177. 177
    Plastic Rude Bucket says:

    She isn’t suing because unlike the public, who can be bamboozled by her bluster and verbal slight of hand, a judge looking at the written evidence may see – almost at a glance – that the definitional changes she advocated would have made the life of the members of PIE a whole lot easier.

  178. 178
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    Kiddie fondlers should be locked up for a very long time.

    Some people think these allegations are a bit of sport to be played out on the playing fields of Eton.

    Pretty disgusting really.

  179. 179
    A yank says:

    Oarsome! Way to row!

  180. 180
    Questions of our time says:

    I wonder if she was friends with Cliff Richard…aka Kitty?

  181. 181
    BBC out of Control says:

    BBC have lost the plot. Leading 10 O’clock news with a journey one of their reporters took into Syria. Not news it is a travelogue. Finding more and more that ITV and Sky are now superior to the bloated politically biased BBC. But who can stop the BBC?

  182. 182
    Someone else says:

    Not odd. The Mail has her bang to rights. She is a clever clogs lawyer without an ounce of common sense.

  183. 183
    Cazual Observer 8 says:

  184. 184
    Anon. says:

    Just wondering if Newsnight will ask how long the Paedophile Information Exchange and Paedophile Action for Liberation were affiliated to NCCL?

    If they do fail to ask,the answer is FIVE YEARS!

    There is a clue in both of those names no one with ANY decency and or integrity would have involvement with them.

  185. 185
    Nаt King C​​о​l​e Pоrter says:

    b b b

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    So, Harpic is on Newsnight to plead her innocence. Jack must be away with a big blacky and Patricia is keeping schtum.

    Kiddifiddlers, don’t you just love ‘em

  187. 187
    The plot thickens says:

    Sky news

    A Mail executive told me they were considering how to respond, either in a statement to the media or simply in the paper later.

  188. 188
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    This has got nothing whatsoever to do with the BBC.

    Abusing little children has everything to do with the Police.

  189. 189
    Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? says:


    While completely ignoring the Guardian has also called a spade a spade in agreement with the Daily Mail.

    Talk about willful ignorance.

  190. 190
    The plot thickens says:

    Sky news

    A Mail executive told me they were considering how to respond, either in a statement to the media or simply in the paper later.

  191. 191
    Nаt King C​​о​l​e Pоrter says:

    Even the Daily Stalin agrees with the Mail this time. There may be trouble ahead…


  192. 192
    Gayers Unite for LGBT Rights says:

    Vitally important gaying rights are being destroyed by Dave’s Government, just when we thought he was the gays’ true champion.

    They are changing the law, so that if Prince George enters into a same sex marriage, his boyfriend won’t be able to be called “Queen” when George gets to be King.

    This is an out-rage.

  193. 193
    long John Silver's parrot says:

    Getting quite fashionable I hear for Pensioners to be spending time visiting Police custody suites.

  194. 194
    Someone else says:

    Just don’t watch. Get your news elsewhere.

    I find I only ever seem to watch BBC 3 for family guy or american dad and BBC 4 for some of their documentaries. I haven’t watched BBC1 or 2 for ages.

  195. 195
    Questions of our time says:

    Those Ugandan’s are just like the Russians…so anti gay!

  196. 196
    Are there STILL any cunts out there not using Adblock? says:

    Is that you, Elsie, dear? The answer is:

    Nobody. The ADVERTISERS seem to like the click-stats, though.

  197. 197
    A Smackhead from Benefits Street says:

    Surely they should have thought this far ahead already ?

  198. 198
    Podiceps says:

    I may be being naive here, but what has the news that Cameron is ‘promising’ not to form a coalition got to do with Ηarman, fucked or otherwise?

    As for that ‘promise’, we know about Cameron’s ‘promises’, not worth the heat they give the air. But he is unlikely to have the chance to break it, considering that the most likely outcome of the next election is a clear Labour majority, and the second most likely a Lab-Lib coalition, about which the unscrupulous Clegg would have no, um, scruples.

    If anyone is fucked, it’s Dave.

  199. 199
    Nаt King C​​о​l​e Pоrter says:

    It’s in the Daily Stalin now. Roy Greenslade.

  200. 200
    Lord Branson Dickie says:

    Oh yes she is as pure as the driven snow.

    Indeed her respect of the driving laws is impeccable.

  201. 201
    The Libertarian BBC and HoP says:

    You will be sent to gender re-assignment forthwith.

  202. 202
    Anonymous says:

    maybe macGuffin will piss on you from the ‘first’

  203. 203
    Podiceps says:

    So the Daily Stalin and the Daily Ηitler are in a momentary Molotov-Ribbentrop pact. It will come unglued soon enough.

  204. 204
    this blog is so boring I spent the day reasearching the word "clitares" says:

    Seriously, fucking, DULL

  205. 205
    An awkward bastard says:

    Whether this is a politically motivated smear or not it is a serious matter and seriously should it be dealt with.

    This woman could possibly be Deputy Prime Minister in under two years time.

    It does not say a great deal about politic life in the UK.

  206. 206
    Someone else says:

    It’s strange she is so quiet. Of course, she has a legal right to remain silent, but in a politician, it is a very risky strategy. She has not, after all, been accused of a criminal offence. Merely poor judgment.

  207. 207
    The Libertarian BBC and HoP says:

    “Harman wanted the age of consent reduced to the age of 10.”

    The BBC News at 10 24 Feb 2014.

  208. 208
    Cazual Observer 8 says:

    Look down towards the bottom of the page: Harman defends…

    The Cameron headline – As far as I am aware it is up to the electorate to decide such matters.

    If somehow a hung parliament was put in next time and the only way government could get a majority was Con-Lib coalition, that is what would happen.

    Cameron is a moron.

  209. 209
    Anonymous says:

    What a pair of tits

    Incidentally, Abbey’s norks look good as well

  210. 210
    A great big mess says:

    They couldn’t score in a brothel.

  211. 211
    Elsie Hargreaves 5 Railway Terrace Dewsbury says:

    That is absolutely disgusting.

  212. 212
    stun2 says:

    an act?

  213. 213
    Errr.... says:

    Well I guess they did not know what she was going to say

  214. 214
    Someone else says:

    They are, in many cases, arguably a form of deferred income. Though the link between work and receipt of a pension is being eroded.

  215. 215
    Anonymous says:

    Readers digest is going to invade?

  216. 216
    Jack "BBC" Dromee says:

    So it’s best to continue to turn the thumb screws until she has to be definitive. The truth will out.

    To see them humiliated and removed from the public eye will be a joy to conceive.

  217. 217
    and says:

    They also lobbied for incest to be legalised.
    These are not smears.
    They are facts backed up with documentation.

  218. 218
    Billie Botty-BØwden @kebabtime.com says:

    comment awaiting moderation

  219. 219
    stun2 says:

    You’re just splitting (lack of) hair

  220. 220
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    What a shock, newsnight gives Harpic a verbal blowjob interview.

  221. 221
    Lampshade says:

    Maybe they thought they might be sued. It is fascinating that they haven’t been.

  222. 222
    Cazual Observer 8 says:

  223. 223
    The Corgis says:

    What about us?

  224. 224
    Jimmy Savile says:

    If Harman, Hewitt and Dromey do not sue the Daily Mail then they must be nonces.

  225. 225
    pigs might fly says:

    So if the Mail story is made up of false smears,
    when will Harman, Dromey and Hewitt launch
    legal proceedings?

  226. 226
    Guido Fawkes says:

    It’s the colour your anus turns when it’s being pumped at seventy strokes per second, Billie.

  227. 227
    Sun Tzu says:

    Harman is a vote-loser. She is more useful damaged than destroyed.

  228. 228
    A right fucking dirty bastard says:

  229. 229
    Harriet Harponce says:


  230. 230
    A right fucking dirty bastard says:

  231. 231
    Billie Botty-BØwden @kebabtime.com says:

    Oh right guidio. A purply red then? Yuou meant 70 ppm i reckon

  232. 232
    Sun Tzu says:

    No, it does not mean that. But being willing to advocate for the same cuase as nonces is a bad thing in modern politics.

  233. 233
    Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? says:

    I’m surprised no one has lamped him yet.

  234. 234
    Mr Angry says:

    Another MP is helping the Police with their enquiries.

    Something to do with £100k of our money.

    I immediately thought of Hazel Blears bit it ain’t her.

  235. 235
    Anonymous says:

    Nope he could choose to govern in a minority. May have happened this time. Of course nothing gets done and we all end up traipsing back to the vote centres 6 months later but that’s democracy.

  236. 236
    Crackers says:

    It’s not a very important admission. The key question is why she then decided to argue for a reduction in the age of consent to 10.

  237. 237
    Does it say libertarianism in that sign? says:

  238. 238
    Harriet HarPIE says:

    I like PIE

  239. 239
    Gold Top Commander says:

    Will there be a meeting of COBRA?

  240. 240
  241. 241
    Abdul the envelope stuffer says:

    No kidding, Sherlock.

  242. 242
    Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? says:

    Ed ‘Weak As Shit’ Miliband as a father should have suspended or booted the dirty nonce supporting fuckers out of the Labour party by now

    And don’t get me started on David ‘Can’t Score An Open Goal’ Cameron, that twat makes Gordon Clown look competent.

  243. 243
    Cazual Observer 8 says:

    Harman has equated the pictures the Mail prints of young ladies in bikini’s to the activities of the P.I.E. that she was not advocating when working at NCCL with which there were affiliated.

    Paxo held up tomorrows Mail front page – black and white print out.

    I think that the Mail perhaps have the beginnings of a corporate defamation case.


  244. 244
    Chillax says:

    Nothing getting done. Bliss.

  245. 245
    helpful suggestion says:

    The truth isn’t a smear.

  246. 246
    John Prescott says:

    I luv PIE, me.

  247. 247
    D L George says:

    OK then.

    Laura Kuenssberg : Newsnight. 1
    Harriet Harmen : Labour Leader. 0

  248. 248
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    All the lefty kiddie fiddlers are out in force on Twatter supporting Harpic.

    No child should ever be left alone with a Socialist.

  249. 249
    The Gay Tide is turning says:

    Good Question by the Boss of Uganda.

  250. 250
    But Girls ARE able to reach orgasm at the age of six months says:

    This is a very touchy topic.

  251. 251
    BBC - Nonce perpertrators protection club says:

  252. 252
    how about this one? says:

    Harman has just accused the Mail of printing indecent photographs of children.

  253. 253
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Of course the Mirror never publishes photos of girls in their undies

  254. 254
    Londoner says:

    But you’ll have picked up plenty of vote-rigging tips on your trip to Venezuela, eh?

  255. 255
    Jimmy Savile says:

    In key ground I would hasten up my rear elements.

  256. 256
    Anonymous says:

    So the Mail prints pictures of young girls in bikinies. Dirty bastards.

  257. 257
    Woodward and Bernstein says:

    Kuenssberg did a good job.
    Makes a pleasant change to see
    some decent journalism on Newsnight.

  258. 258
    Anon. says:

  259. 259
    BBC - PC is our brand says:

    But Uganda is a predominantly black/monoculture country….this is going to put us in one hell of a tizz…politicallk correctly speaking!

  260. 260
    Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? says:

    You have to wonder what Ed Miliband is smoking to put his support behind Harman and co.

    He has just handed any potential upstart or wannabe leader in the party the knife to stab him in the back with.

    If one Labour MP comes out in the media publically against Harman and co, they are fucked and so is Ed for backing the wrong horse while that MP will get the publics support.

    There’s no defending nonces to the public, it can’t be done, it’s impossible.

  261. 261
    I come here regularly says:

    I had my first orgasm aged six and I’m not even a girl.

  262. 262
    Like p i e in the sky says:

    Anyone count the number of eye-blinks made by Harman in her Newsnight interview with Laura K?

    A little agitated I thought.
    Poor, poor Harriet!

  263. 263
    Things go better with... says:

    They are all on crack.

  264. 264
    Anonymous says:

    All it shows really is they have become so brainwashed that labour politicians could pitchfork first borns onto a bar-b-cue and they would still vote for them

    It would be interesting to know their views if these had been right wing politicians. I suspect it would be the direct opposite of the ones they hold now.


  265. 265
    The wizz says:

    No quarter?

  266. 266
    Harriet, Jack, Patricia ... would you allow them to look after YOUR kids? says:

    Keep digging your hole Harriet, keep digging.
    Favourite number is 3.14159265358979323846264338327950…..

  267. 267
    Beatless says:

    Lucy in the PIE with Diamonds

  268. 268
    t'Owen Jones (t=twat) says:

    Yeah none of the filthy three have ever had a proper job but rise up like shite to the top of the cesspit that is the Liebour Party!!

  269. 269
    Harriet, Jack, Patricia ..... down wiv de kids, right? says:

    True, very very true Royston.

  270. 270
    Nasty Browsing Habit says:

    I thought I saw Harman idly flicking her twat on Chaturbate the other day.

  271. 271
    Anonymous says:

    If ??? she did that then she really is more stupid that most gave here credit for. That will mean game on for sure either in print or the courts.

    I suspect the courts

  272. 272
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    I have said on here in the past lefty dross would vote for a socialist even if he were r@ping a baby in front of them. After seeing the lefty scum supporting Harpic tonight I think lefties would be proud to say it as we’ll.

    Evil fucking scum.

  273. 273
  274. 274
    The Royal Oak says:

    The thing is, even if they didn’t vet members, she still has to explain why as the legla officer of the NCCL she went on to lobby Parliament to drop the age of consent to 10. What on earth was she thinking?

  275. 275
    Was she... says:


  276. 276
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    PIE was full of lefty voters.

  277. 277
    Ed says:

    I’ve never had an organism

  278. 278
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Can someone remind me, who was the female Labour politician who was involved in some dodgy stuff over kiddie care homes in London? I seem to remember something from a long while back.

  279. 279
    Yeah...right.... says:

    what did you do?

  280. 280
    Anonymous says:

    Ahhh just as the mail case gets interesting. What’s the betting this is something dug up from the past on the right to give the BBC a distraction story.

    Its happened before more than once.

  281. 281
    BBC - PC is our brand says:

    This deserves t be reposted.

  282. 282
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To pmf – there may well be a trick behind it all where the stablishment are attempting to have one over on the public yet again. Bad move ‘if’ that is the case.

  283. 283
    just asking says:

    It’s no wonder she was blinking.
    The NCCL links with PIE are indefensible.
    They went on for years and were far more extensive
    than Harman was trying to claim in that interview.
    Also didn’t PIE receive funding from the Labour government?

  284. 284
    Nasty Browsing Habit says:

    I turned the sound down.

  285. 285
    Mumsnet says:

    does harrriet shave her pie?

  286. 286
    was it says:

    Margaret Hodge?

  287. 287
    Ithankyou says:

    Q: What’s the best thing about twenty-seven year olds?

    A: There’s twenty of them

  288. 288
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Harpic clearly decided what the beeboid could ask beforehand. Why was she not on live?

  289. 289
    There are other forms of child abuse says:

    Not even the Argos catalogue does that sort of thing.

    However, the LibDem, Tory and Labour Parties each has a long traditon of their politicians turning up in primary schools to use the children as patsy uncritical audiences and for political photo-opportunities. Just have a look in your local papers.

  290. 290
    Ed millimuppet says:


  291. 291
    Anon. says:

    She said it.

  292. 292
    Cazual Observer 8 says:

    Shaken, not stirred.

    Care pathway as well for David Nicholson as well by the look of it.

    Diabetes is not nearly painful enough a condition for this old communist.

  293. 293
    JJ4 says:

    Double blinks are a sure-fire sign of psychopathy.

  294. 294
    Anonymous says:

    Calm down remember

    Why interrupt when your enemy is making a mistake

  295. 295
    Mid Staffordshire NHS Foundation Trust says:

    Barbara Castle Way Health Centre?

  296. 296
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Cameron won’t get close to a majority, Tories need over 40% at polls, Labour about 34%. Given the block jock vote of 40 MP’s even Milimong can’t fail.

  297. 297
    NE Frontiersman says:

    138: If you’ve just lowered the age of consent, the number of assaults has just miraculously plummeted; very weaselly words.

  298. 298
    Simon Temple says:

    An awful lot of these MPs get themselves into scrapes with the law.

    I reckon it could be as high as 20% with this intake if you include the likes of Woolas and that drunken Reckless .

    Does anyone know exactly why Liam Fox resigned?

    What was he up to with that Adam Werrity character?

    I am still none the wiser despite having read the Daily Mail.

  299. 299
    There, fixed it for you says:

    The chosen one, Margaret Hodge nee Oppenheimer.

  300. 300
    M15, M16, GCHQ and Bar says:

    We can always round up some useual suspects from among Anjem’s mates.

  301. 301
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Maybe, baby. Science wasn’t my strong subject.

  302. 302
    t'Owen Jones (t=twat) says:

    Dizzy GilesPIE n. A formidable blast on the spunk trumpet where the lady’s cheeks puff out like a bullfrog’s, and it would be a good idea for the man to stick a mute up his arse to keep the noise down.

  303. 303
    Anonymous says:

    Yes I believe there was funding mentioned in the initial mail report.

  304. 304
    Cardinal Seán Brady says:

    BBC have done more for noncing than the Catholic church

  305. 305
    Down the rabbit hole says:

    Hodge childrens minister, Blair middle east peace envoy, Vaz chairman of Parliamentary ethics committee, I’m beginning to see a pattern here.

  306. 306
    Dick Emery-Paper says:


    Your English has improved.

  307. 307
    NE Frontiersman says:

    201: Well, since she’s denying the link, this use of words by the DT could be interesting.

  308. 308
    Silence isn't an option says:

    Kate Hoey seems an honourable Labour MP.
    I’d expect her to make a stand against this disgusting Harman woman.

  309. 309
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Just waiting for them all to state that they did it all ‘in good faith’ a La blair.

  310. 310
    Anonymous says:

    As i mentioned up thread and Yes just as I thought Tory MP under investigation for 100,000 benefits fraud
    The Times

    I want him hung of course if true but as regular as clockwork as soon as a Labour politician s in trouble there is a leak to the press. Watch the BBC now go into overdrive on this one. They now have their look squirrel.

  311. 311
    Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? says:

    You’d expect Frank Fields to but then he’s scared people give a shit about him being gay. No Frank, no one cares.

  312. 312
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds says:

    Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
    Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow PIEs

  313. 313
    NE Frontiersman says:

    There were endless comments in the Graun with the line that anything in the Mail can’t be believed, what about the Blackshirts, &c; and this on a site whose banner is based on CP Scott’s old motto,’Facts are sacred’

  314. 314
    JH58633678973278 says:

    And my god, what a car crash it was… Kudos to Keunssberg [sic].

  315. 315
    Owen Jones says:


  316. 316
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Just Google the Guardian and the age of consent to see that the left are obsessed with lowering the age of consent and no wonder they love Islam.

  317. 317
    NE Frontiersman says:

    So the National Front and the KKK could have affiliated to NCCL? I somehow doubt it. I’m sure the Mail can find somebody who was refused, even at this distance in time.

  318. 318
    Give them all an extended holiday says:


  319. 319
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Keith Vaz – knows a fuck of a lot more than he cares to mention – how do you think he rose so high up the greasy fucking pole?

  320. 320
    The OFFICIAL BBC spokesperson says:

    Sir Frank Gardner (DISABLED) will be making a stand against this woman and we’ll try to get his frame in shot.

  321. 321
    exactly. says:

    Yeah-the clue’s in the name.

  322. 322
    The wizz says:

    Right on!!!

  323. 323
    Old Bob from Ambridge, Holbornshire says:


  324. 324
    actually says:

    She said it twice.

  325. 325
    Anonymous says:

    Tory MP questioned about 100,000 benefits irregularities
    The Times

    Sure as eggs is eggs and a Labour politician is in trouble you get the leak about the right. watch the BBC go into overdrive they know have their look squirrel.

    Ps I want him jailed as well if he is guilty so don’t get me wrong

  326. 326
    The Kinsey Report says:

    Guardian writers are obsessed with it because they never got laid in their teens and like to preternd that was because they were law abiding. If only the age of consent had been lower of course they’d have popped their cherry before the second week at university…

  327. 327
  328. 328
    The twat ignores the fact the allegations are in the left wing media as well says:

    But what about the Guardian smear Owen or The Observer one ?

  329. 329
    just asking says:

    Didn’t NCCL lawyers also act for PIE members accused of child abuse?
    Was Harman,as NCCL legal officer for four years, involved in that legal advice?

  330. 330
    Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? says:

    Would be a blinder of a political comeback if David Miliband weighed in on the subject and twisted the knife into mad Hatties back as revenge for the leadership election double cross.

  331. 331
    Old Bob from Ambridge, Holbornshire says:

    They’re all fucking at thirteen and fourteen so lower the age of consent to fourteen. My parents stopped me fucking until I was twenty seven and, by then, I’d lost interest. The wardrobe mirror came in for a battering , though.

  332. 332
    Dave will be laughing says:

  333. 333
    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    LOTS OF LOVE !!! I heart this comment and now realise mine wasn’t the only smeared mirror.

  334. 334
    5 Old Etonians + 1 says:

    Mrs Bone will not be amused.

  335. 335
    Onion Terror says:

    Peter Bone, what has he been up to?
    Same with the other pervoysions + cannablism.

  336. 336
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    No jack is a useless mong who adds nothing to the human race, as is Jimmy.

  337. 337
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    If I were to punch you in the face would you hit the floor or the ground first?

    Could we have a readers poll please?

  338. 338
    Joe Public says:


    Piano wire


  339. 339
    jim says:

    Because in a lift it would be stupid to ask for the ground ground. Or the floor floor.

    Why so many yankeedoodles say sidewalk when they mean pavement; pavement when they mean road; trunk when they mean boot; straightaway when they mean straight; math when they mean maths

  340. 340
    jim says:

    I hate the way you spelled spelt

  341. 341
    MacGuffin says:

    ‘Floor’ used as a synonym for ‘ground’ is listed in the oh-so-very-venerable OED as ‘obs. exc dial.’ which means, obviously, ‘obsolete except for dialects’.

    Face it, ‘floor’ is yokel-talk.

  342. 342
    Jack Ketch says:

    Harriet Harman is one of the most honest, decent, moral and intelligent people in the Labour Party, which just goes to show what a bunch of perverted, low-life, vile, thieving, thicko scumbags most of them are.

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