February 24th, 2014

Graham Thorpe Comes Out to Bat for UKIP

England cricket legend Graham Thorpe, capped a hundred times, isn’t convinced by his fellow countrymen Darren Gough and Andrew Strauss’ support for the Tories. As Guido revealed in yesterday’s Sun, Thorpe recently signed a fan’s England shirt “UKIP all the way!” A new kind of barmy army for Graham.

And it turns out Nick v Nigel is just the first round. UKIP will be parking their tanks on Clegg’s front lawn by holding their party conference next year smack bang in the middle of his Sheffield constituency. Popcorn…


  1. 1
    Mike Hancock CBE MP says:

    I’ve bowled the occasional maiden over in my time!


  2. 4
    Nigel Porrige says:

    we are going to hit Clegg for 6.
    Or 5.52 in his Euro metric nonsense!


  3. 6
    Retarded Richard says:

    Is he the one who beat his wife or the one who nonced his own daughter?


    • 21
      Willy Hague says:

      I do like a backward dick


    • 30
      Jack Ketch says:

      Thorpe lost his job to an immigrant (Pieterson) who himself was a victim of racial discrmination.


      • 38
        England says:

        Pieterson is not English and should never have been picked to play for this country.


        • 67
          England and Wales Cricket board says:

          English mother. Alliegence to English Cricket.
          Phone up radio 5 live, sports-bore


        • 109
          Tim Yeo-yo says:

          He is English, has an English mother, an English wife, a British passport and an English child. He’s also scored more 100s for England than almost anyone else?

          Just how many times have you represented England in any sports except for the “soggy biscuit game” you sad wankerrrr.


        • 118
          SIZE 13 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

          He seems to have more of the anglo saxon about him than say Monty Panasaar!


      • 71
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

        Thorpe was past his best.

        It was a young up and coming England born cricketer who lost his place to Pieterson.


    • 107
      The very few voters that have a brain and use it says:

      Boycott was the one who was done for knocking his wife around. Apparently Thorpe’s nickname was shagger when he was away on tour. A bit of a womaniser by all accounts.


  4. 7
    BBC spokesman says:

    We only bat for the other side.


  5. 10
    Well said Thorpe says:

    Flair and panache…..


  6. 11
    Willy Hague says:

    Leg Before Wicket? Not in my hotel room :)


  7. 12
    Chris Moyles says:

    I’ve got a lovely Merc coming in soon.


  8. 13
    Mohammed Seedat Britisher? says:


  9. 14
    IDS says:

    I do wish people would stop confusing me with that messy bowel disorder


  10. 15
    Nigel Double-Garage says:

    UKIP is for those whom have forgotten that the Tories are in a Coalition Government withe the Liberals.


    • 19
      Reader says:

      It is for people who are fed up with lame excuses like this one.


    • 24
      Who put the tory in lavatory? says:

      The Tories are in coalition with Labour
      under wet Dave the bum-sexers’ friend


    • 25
      Anonymous says:

      Cast Iron has said many times he would vote to stay in.

      If he wasn’t in a coalition, how would that change exactly ?


    • 27
      Get with the program says:

      There corrected for you…

      UKIP is for those think that David Cameron is a dripping wet Liberal, who is destroying the Tory Party from within, but of course the Tories themselves put him there so they deserve what they get.


      • 28
        Nigel Double-Garage says:

        We jump on more band wagons than Miliband. it would be in our manifesto if we had one.


        • 32
          Get with the program says:

          Whatever you say old boy.

          I say vote UKIP.


        • 93
          Mr Ned online says:

          Not that any other party currently has a manifesto. As I recall they ALL abandoned theirs within days of the last general election.


          • The Great British Public says:

            Voters should never say they want;

            Out of the EU, to change our relationship with the EU, to regain control of UK’s immigration rules, to decide which foreign terrorists and criminals should be chucked out, or decide if the UK can dredge its own rivers…..

            and then say they want to vote Conservative.

            That’s like a man saying he’s straight and then shagging his brother.


  11. 16
    • 23
      jgm2 says:

      Joined-up thinking, Labour style.

      Although, to be fair, even in the mentally-handicapped world that is Labour group-think, she is thicker than most.


    • 26
      Not the BBC News says:

      The message is out

      and it won’t be going back


      • 36
        Anonymous says:

        out to another 44k


      • 48
        (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

        This of course is a proper scandal (NCCL, LABOUR APPARATCHIKS & PAEDO’S) ergo the BBC will not be doing anything about bringing it to the nations attention.


      • 55
        The BBC says:

        What on earth are you talking about, oh look over there, it’s a cost of living crisis.


        • 62
          why won't they apologise? says:

          Not just Harman, but her husband
          Jack Dromey too.
          Their kids must be so proud.


        • 66
          Labour HQ says:

          One Nation Cost-of-living Banking Same Old Tory Bedroom Tax Cuts Crisis Crisis.

          It’s got a bit of a ring to it, if you could mention that in 95% of your broadcasts that would be great.


          • Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

            So both Labour and UKIP don’t recognise England,Scotland,Wales & Northern Ireland as nations in their own right?

            Voters take note :-)


        • 97
          Mr Ned online says:

          The BBC has blatantly shown its pro labour bias this week. Even the Mirror and the Guardian have covered this story and demanded answers from those involved.

          The BBC has shamefully ignored this as much as possible.


    • 69
      Ped? says:

      Yankee Go Home


  12. 17
    A convicted murderer on day release says:

    You aint seen me right!


  13. 31
    Bloody Mod Bot says:


    So five out of the six Tories, writing their manifesto, might be from Eton, but when it comes to looking down their noses at the great unwashed; when it comes to treating the hoi polloi like they have shit on their shoe, they can’t hold a candle to upper class Socialist Hattie Harman.


  14. 34
    Barmy Army: EU Division says:

    We all shagged Cleggy, we all shagged Cleggy, we all shagged Cleggy, and so did our mates.


  15. 39
  16. 40
    You What ! says:

    I have to take my hat of to this useless idiot.

    Getting Brazil, cyber policy and African security into the same Tweet.


  17. 41
    You What ! says:


  18. 42
    What about the people who want ties with Russia? says:


    • 44
      • 49
        M102 says:

        It can’t be free AND tied to the EU you pr!ck.


        • 52
          Herman Achille Van Rompuy says:

          I only mean tied in the sense that we are giving them Euro 20Bn of your money.


          • The EUkraine says:

            So we don’t even have to join the EU to get the cash. This is better than Christmas.

            How long do we wait until we can come and live , work or sponge, in EU? 1 year or 2 ?


      • 112
        (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

        I salute will of Ukranian people to return to the yoke of communism but with higher taxes and mass unemployment (unless you become full members and your unemployed and criminal classes all move to the UK for benefits, cheap lager and big televisions).


    • 50
      Alex Salmond says:

      Bonnie Scotland too will be all of those things.

      Long live the glorious EU Empire.


    • 53
      Heil Merkel says:

      Operation Barbarossa II will only be complete when Von Rompouy can wash his underpants in the Volga River.


    • 83
      Ukrainian oligarch says:

      Good soundbyte Herman

      But you know that only half the people of Ukraine want you, if that


    • 96
      Roll me over in the clover says:

      A lot of the people living in England would like to live in a free, independent and united country with no ties to the EU dictatorship, but our corrupt politicians are afraid of losing their EU pensions, one day hermy one day, when the braindead wake up and find there’s no money left and they will have to work, I’am afraid my two finger salute will be the only salute to you, after all a great European and his soldiers saved your country twice, from the same country that has found a better way to rule Europe.


  19. 43
    You What ! says:

    I look forward to further cooperation with Brazil on cyber policy and on African security


  20. 45
    Whitewash Watch says:

    PIE Scandal being described on LBC now.


  21. 54
    Jimmy says:

    “UKIP will (nearly) literally be parking their tanks on Clegg’s front lawn by holding their party conference next year smack bang in the middle of his Sheffield constituency.”

    Rumours that the SNP is looking for a venue in Surrey are presently unconfirmed.


  22. 58

    The ex-President of the ukraine has gone to g
    ground in a Russian submarine to avoid capture. The Russians have found him by using sonar in order he does not defect to Europe. Britain is bailing out the Ukraine with funny money.


  23. 63
    Casual Observer 7 says:

    NSPCC / MPS report on Sav!lle ~ Yewtree ~ out now:


    h/t : theneedleblog.wordpress.com

    ‘Executive summary’:

    – Majority of victims in age range: 10-15 yrs old
    – Many more women have come forward than men in ratio: 87:20
    – Recorded offences indicate most active: 1968 thru 1976
    – 1977, 1990 and 2006 recorded offences appear to be exclusively at BBC Television centre

    Interesting if somewhat disturbing snapshot of a predatory p’edo.


  24. 64
    Defrock a jock says:

    When UKIP becomes English Independence Party (EIP)

    I will vote for them

    We really do need to get shot of the jocks


    • 71
      Anglo-Bubblegum says:

      Although England is the Union… perhaps we need to leave it…?


    • 79
      Fly on the wall says:

      To help you through the day

      Nigel Farage for Prime Minister
      This is what he said:

      “I am the Tory Party’s Worst Nightmare. I am a White, Tax-Paying, God fearing English man. I am a hard working Brit and I work long hours to earn a living.

      I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don’t push it on others.

      I believe in British products and buy them whenever I can.

      I believe the money I make belongs to me and not to some governmental functionary, to share with others who don’t work!

      I think owning a home doesn’t make you a capitalist; it makes you a smart Brit.

      I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and
      does not entitle you to anything. Get over it. Join in with the majority!

      I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you should do it in English. I believe there should be no other language option.

      I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

      My heroes are fellow Brits like Freddy Flintoff and Winston Churchill and I know I’ve missed a few thousand!!!!!

      I don’t hate the rich. What I hate is the way they always manage to avoid paying proper taxes. I don’t pity the poor, I just hate the way they are always moaning that they are hard done by!!

      I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it.

      I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

      This is ENGLAND…..We like it the way it is and even more so the way it was…so stop trying to change it to look like some other socialist country!

      If you were born or legally migrated here and don’t like it… you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you. I believe it is time to really clean house, starting with the House of Commons, the seat of our biggest problems.

      I want to know where the “Do Gooders” get their money from, and why are they always part of the problem and not the solution? Can I get an AMEN on that one?

      I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what race, colour or creed you are.
      And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my d**ving licence. I think it’s good….

      I dislike those people trying to guilt me into making ‘donations’ to their cause….Get a job and support yourself and your family!

      I believe ‘illegal’ is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

      I believe the Union Jack flag should be allowed to be flown anywhere in the United Kingdom !

      If this makes me a BAD Brit, then yes, I’m a BAD Brit. If you are a BAD Brit too, please forward this to everyone you know….

      We want our country back! My Country…..

      My great, great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Boer War. My grandfather watched and bled as his friends died in World Wars 1&2. I watched as my friends died in Sierra Leone Bosnia, & Desert Storm. Our sons and daughters watched & bled as their friends died in Afghanistan and Iraq . None of them died for the Afghanistan and Iraq Flag. Every Briton died for the British flag.

      At one high school, foreign students raised a Middle East flag on a school flag pole. British students took it down. Guess who was expelled… the students who took it down .

      West London high school students were sent home, because they wore T-shirts with the Union Jack flag printed on them.

      What is going on?? What idiots do we have in authority?? Enough is enough.

      This message needs to be viewed by every Brit; and every Briton needs to stand up for Britain . We’ve bent over to appease the Brit-haters long enough. I’m taking a stand.

      I’m standing up because of the millions who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the British flag.

      And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message. IT IS NOT !

      Britons, stop giving away Your RIGHTS !


      This statement DOES NOT mean I’m against immigration !

      YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally:

      1. Get a sponsor !
      2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past!
      3. Live by OUR rules ! Dress as we Britons Do
      4. Get a job !
      5. Pay YOUR Taxes !
      6. No Social Security until you have earned it and paid for it !
      7. Find a place to lay your head !

      If you don’t want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !

      We’ve gone so far the other way… bent over backwards not to offend anyone.

      WAKE UP BRITAIN ! ! !

      I hope this offends all illegal aliens.

      If you do not Pass this on, may your fingers cramp !

      Made in BRITAIN & DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!!”

      Nigel Farage UKIP


  25. 77
    Prick Clogg says:

    I don’t give a fuck anyway. Post 2015 there’s a nice little sinecure waiting for me in Brussels.


  26. 80
    For once he's onto something says:


    • 100
      tv make you deaf and daft says:

      It was race between you and him, who spouts the most crap and rubbish on tv you won by 1 vote mine, democracy in action little rich school boy.


  27. 90
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Labour don’t recognise England,Scotland,Wales & Northern Ireland as nations in their own right. Labour are going to demand that the 6 nations rugby trophy be renamed the 4 nations trophy (France,Ireland,Italy & One Nation something or other) :-)


  28. 92
    Whitewash Watch says:

    PIE issue on LBC Now


  29. 98
    Blind justice says:

    Dave lee Travis faces a retrial for grabbing a girls bum in 1974.

    Harriet Hatemen is the deputy leader of the Labour of the party.

    You figure it out.


  30. 101
    Ukrainian oligarch says:

    Haha haha

    You bums are part of the EU bailout

    That will make me another billion euros

    You must be real monkeys

    Especially since I launder my money through The Cesspit City


    • 111
      Oh Dear says:

      What’s money when Camoron is giving £20billion to the oil industry to decommission the oil rigs, what the hell happened to it’s your property you decommision and clean up or else you lose your business or don’t do business again, all the windmills at sea are we going to get the bill for decommissioning them and the damage to the seabed, I know what I think but dare not say things like corruption and nefarious practices as that would be guesswork, allegedly


      • 117
        jgm2 says:

        I hope that’s 20bn he can refuse to give the oil industry if Fucking Scotland jumps ship.

        I like the thinking. Commit Fucking Scotland to spending 20bn of their own money clearing up after the oil industry if they go their own way.



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