February 21st, 2014

Tory Women Problem Update

It would look pretty bad for any Sports Minister to suggest that “unfeminine” girls should do “ballet, gymnastics, cheerleading and even roller-skating”, but Helen Grant’s comments are particularly bad given that she is also the Equalities Minister.

Meanwhile Phil Hammond managed to call Liz Kendall “Rachel” not once, but twice, on Question Time last night. While this is a damning indictment of the impact Kendall has made in her Shadow Health role, it’s easy opposition from Labour. Video to follow…



  1. 1
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Is this the year of the feminist for the BBC, I hate myself for just being man ?

  2. 2
    "Kral" says:

    Seems the Equality Taliban are indulging in their favourite sport of kneejerking again.

    Nothing wrong with Helen Grant’s views. Many girls don’t want to do some sports because they don’t like sweating or fear getting chunky arms and legs so encouraging them into dance is a good way to keep them active.

  3. 3
    The British media are cunts says:

    I like cheerleaders. They should get some at Manchester United, would be more entertaining than what is going on on the pitch.

  4. 4
    i don't need no doctor says:

    Aren’t all labour women MP’s called Rachael and are boring?

  5. 5
    Happy Gooner says:

    Watching United slide down the table has been one of the years Premiership highlights. ;)

  6. 6
    Polly Toynbi says:

    There’s nothing wrong with cheerleading.

  7. 7
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    I thought there was supposed to be equality between the sexes.

    It seems to me that women just want to be on top all of the time these days.

    They are definitely on top when nit comes to stealing our money in Parliamentary expenses.

  8. 8
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    What’s Miliband’s view on Harman, Dromey, Hewitt and PIE?

  9. 9
    Margaret Hodge says:

    This Socialist bint is not the smartest is she.

    All she had to do was go through the whole programme calling Hammond “Dave”.

    If she had followed this little trick he would have been finished this morning.

  10. 10
    Happy Gooner says:

    Back to primary school in the 70’s, at break time, left to ourselves, it was football or British bulldog. Boys and Girls together. For PE? Country Dancing! FFS! But we all felt like winners right?

  11. 11
    Dave Cameron says:

    People who go to Food Banks should be flogged in public.

    We have a moral duty to do so so that future generations grow up with a sense of responsibility.

    Remember to vote for me.

    I am the man in the blue.

  12. 12
    Bristol is sinking says:

    When you stand by and let people go to FoodBanks you are telling them they are second rate and shit.

    Best if you sterilize them before letting them stand in the queue .

  13. 13
    A cheeky scouser says:

    Many years ago me and my mate went to a YC Ball to look for some Totty.

    The only thing we got screwed over was the raffle.

  14. 14
    Desperate DNA says:

    There is no equal opportunity for a Y gene.

  15. 15
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    There is a Polish guy living in my street who refers to Aldi as the “Food Bank” .

  16. 16
    Rugger Tonight says:

    Manchester United? What do they do?

  17. 17
    Pay attention Boy! says:

    Poor Girl. She’s a dead ringer for Foghorn Reeves

  18. 18
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Away trip to Crystal Palace and your sorted for cheerleaders

  19. 19
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    We were always behind the bike sheds here in Clydach.

  20. 20
    Nigel Farage from UKIP says:

    Have you any pictures of her in a bikini?

  21. 21
    A man from Sky news says:

    No, sadly we only have a picture of her in her bikini bottoms.

  22. 22
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Vile dinosaurs like McCluskey,Crow and Serwotka should step down in favour of women elected on an all women shortlist.

    Or is it do as i say and not as i do for Labour’s paymasters!

  23. 23
    Me says:


  24. 24

    The best exercise without a doubt is…

  25. 25
    Lady Mary says:

    One of those arrows is pointing at Mr Cameron. Is there a hot story behind this that Guido has been hiding from his readers?

  26. 26
    The British media are cunts says:

    Called him Richard

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    If these lefty arseholes are against food banks , easy make them illegal !!

  28. 28
    •Now looka I say looka here says:

  29. 29
    Tommy Twp says:

    It’s pointing at Theresa May who is sitting behind Cameron.

  30. 30
    sunderland is a labour ghetto that why its shyte says:

    ihope he didnt steal her Tuna sandwich.

  31. 31
    Keith Lemon says:

    I’d smash her boring snoring doors to smithereens

  32. 32
    Tom says:

    Hammond came over poorly last night, putting forward the governments case weakly or ill tempered. The Labour girl put a far stronger case forward, with good nature.
    Voters go for that every time.
    Cameron and his cabinet of coasters need to wake up or Milliband & Co will walk in ease. They’re a shambles relying solely on the Treasury to do the work for them.

  33. 33
    BBC Planted Audience says:


  34. 34
    Lady Mary says:

    Thank you. I will get some new glasses.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    I approve of ladies first as well as being on top – they also tend to come more often that way.

  36. 36
    Rachel says:

    To be fair Hammond has difficulty remembering his own name.

  37. 37
    Hammond says:

    It’s All That Gas.

  38. 38
    Mark Kermode's Hairdresser says:

    Charlie Kennedy’s fringe was like a glinting hair lid.

    Roger Scruton the philosopher was disappointingly dull and hackneyed. And his hair needed shearing.

    Jeanette Winterson however was passionate and refreshing. And had least worst hair of the lot.

  39. 39
    Jack Ketch says:

    They all go to the same speech coach. You know, the one who developed the Daleks for Dr. Who and has been able to incapacitate dogs and bats from two miles away.

  40. 40
    Bloody mod bot is still at it says:

    Steralization is the policy of the Fabians

  41. 41
    Hammond says:

    “I agree with Rachael…”

  42. 42
    Anon. says:

    Shut your eyes and they sound the same. Whine,whine,whine.

  43. 43
    broderick crawford says:

    Man up Bullingdon boy .. and start by giving the wife her full conjugal rights on a nightly basis.

  44. 44
    broderick crawford says:

    …. poking . Yes I am always one for stating the obvious.

  45. 45
    No Sport says:

    Stick the sport up your arse! Sideways!

  46. 46
    Maimed Cadger says:

    Just so the Tories understand, Women are the ones who do not shave, except in the Labour Party, where it is quite hard to tell the difference between Men and Women

  47. 47
    A question of sticking your sports up your intellectually crippled leeching arsehole! Sideways says:


  48. 48
    We are, alas, too late ... says:

    Gene, chromosome, what’s the difference?

  49. 49
    Edinburgh Boggin University says:

    shIT for Brains!

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