February 21st, 2014

Free Speech Campaigners Slam Labour’s Venezuela Hypocrisy

The likes of Diane Abbott, Owen Jones, Grahame Morris et al are the first to speak up about human rights abuses committed by allies of western governments. Freedom of speech campaign group Index on Censorship has condemned those same Labour loonies for their double standards of refusing to condemn the state sponsored violence in socialist Venezuela:

“The point of universal rights is that they are universal. It’s not a credible position to condemn the violence and rights violations of regimes you dislike and then to stay silent on the same actions carried out by people whose politics you support.”

For shame…


  1. 1

    Not this ghastly twat again?

  2. 2
    Peter Grimes says:

    Perm any one twat from five in that picture.

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    Mr Ned online says:

    Hypocrisy from the left? So what’s new. The central defining characteristic of a lefty is stinking rank hypocrisy. Others include, living in a fantasy world, mass delusions, lack of mathematical skills, inability to understand money and a complete inability to understand when a system has been tried hundreds of times and failed every single time, that it does not work.

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    The Oncoming Storm says:

    Something to remember next time a Leftie drones on about Thatcher supporting Pinochet!

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    Mitch says:

    It’s credible for shameless Hypocrites?

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    Abbott's fat arse says:

    I blame de white folk.

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    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Leftie loons outed as hypocrites. Shock horror!

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    Has he hit puberty yet? says:

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I give all my earnings to charity, minus 10,000 a week in expenses. It’s the right thing to do.

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    Take your pick says:

    Which one? There’s 5 in the photo.

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    Cossacks to enforce UK borders says:

    Like buses, nothing all morning then two in ten minutes. Wake up, Forks.

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    altruism in industry says:

    there was one Russian guy on bbc radio last night who said that the demonstrators in Ukraine are usa/eu funded terrorists and the presenter said ” well that is an alternative, strange view I think you will agree”.
    Then just now they broadcast the ” I am a Ukranian” clip with no comment when it is plain to all that these activities in Syria, Ukraine are regime change activities by our lot..

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    Weight Watchers says:

    Diane Abbott: the “hippo” in hypocrisy.

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    Diane Abbott says:

    Do they have rice and pea in Vuvuzela?

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    Owen Jones says:

    Socialists never hurt people, unless they are people who will hurt the revolution and hate the poor – then they would be fair game.

    However, people owned broadcasters and journalists know that reporting such outrages would damage the revolution, so it is best to show the successes of the revolution.

    We all know Rupert Murdoch, the Tories and capitalists are responsible for everything bad in the world.

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    Diane Abbott says:

    you can laugh but i’m having this made into a portrait at the tax payers expense, although i’ll be naked

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    Owen's a hypocritical cunt says:

    I once asked Owen Jones on Twitter that if he’s really a socialist, why doesn’t he take a subsistence-only salary, as Marx declared was right for all, rather than a salary which allows for disposable income which is inherently anti-Marxist?

    He blocked me.

    Poor Owen. The fearless hero can take on all challenges, except awkward questions that he can’t answer.

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    Anonymous says:

    Liebor hypocrites- who would have guessed it. Useful idiots on the road to totalitarianism. Scum the lot of them.

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    Its Brits Aboard. says:

    Too much Sun. They don’t see it for a long time then have too much. RKM.

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    Dividin and rulin says:

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    jgm2 says:

    By his own logic the c*u*n*t would put twice as much money into ‘good causes’ if he just took his earnings and paid 45% tax on it instead of trying to run a comedy charity that only pays out 25% in charitable donations.

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    Guardian Style Editor says:

    I am led to believe that in Hackney Miss Abbot is considered to be their very own Miley Cyrus. And good luck to her we nedd good local talent.

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    The one being homosexualised by Owen Jones.

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    Mitch says:

    You knew the answer, anyway: subsistence is for the little people.

    This is the guy who walked away from a cashpoint without his money. He clearly isn’t brassic.

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    A Nation Rejoices says:

    The ghastly troughing Hazel Blears is quitting at the next election. Thank God. Another of those old New Labour lot goes.

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    Brody says:

    You’re going to need a bigger tin of black paint.

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    the world says:

    i’d quite like to see her under a wrecking ball

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    Brody says:

    To be replaced by a new New Labour apparatchik.

    Guido’s twitter feed reminded us earlier of the absolute reaming she got from Monbiot.

    ‘The courage to say ‘Yes'”.

    Fucking hilarious.

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    SNAFU says:

    I still remember a photo of Blears dressed all in leather getting on the back of a bike. Upset me for a week.

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    Ithankyou says:

    I guess Labour will be blaming the banks for the rivers flooding

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    Diane Abbott says:

    You wanna see me twerk and do da bogle bogle?

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    Casual Observer 7 says:

    Very soon, Jones et al. will be up to their armpits in blood…

    Looks like Civil War is game on.

  33. 33
    Gobby Ginger Midget says:

    I’m retiring in 2015 to spend more time with taxpayers’ money.

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    Ah! my old mum says:

    …never trust a d4rkie with straight hair.

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    dai protesting says:

    it is a universal right under socialism to be subject to violent oppression

    we’re all in it together – remember?

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    The Super Soaraway Retard says:

    Lefties in wrong-about-everything and hypocritical-twats shocka!

  37. 37
    dai soaked says:

    of course – they weren’t high enough!

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    Left Bank says:

    it wuz the rite bank wot dun it!

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    SNAFU says:

    Yes, but they will be the peoples paratroopers.

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    Owen Jones says:


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    MB. says:

    Nothing new about hypocrisy from the Left, was it Tony Benn who signed the Book of Condolences when Stalin died? Lots of senior Labour and trade union people visited the USSR in those days and came back with stories of it being a Workers’ Paradise with shops full of goods, fantastic hospitals …… Of course they visited the places only available to the :Politburo and their cronies.

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    Knobster in Number 10 says:

    I would love to see both Turkey and the Ukraine join the EU so that they can enjoy its many benefits.

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    Mitch says:

    Are you implying that he is running a front organisation in order to fund a lavish lifestyle, under the veneer of raising money for charitable causes, but actually paying out as little as possible?

    Say it isn’t so..

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    Ah! but wait says:

    Surprise, surprise, the BBC has ignored our expose of Labour’s links to a child sex scandal. QUENTIN LETTS imagines its reaction if those involved were Tory.

    My guess is, you won’t have to wait long.

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    Bob Crow says:

    I’ve got a right to live in my council house, it’s just tough luck for any poor homeless families in greater need than me.

    Now that’s my kind of socialism.

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    The Sod says:

    Where’s the MSM on this, it’s as bad as Ukraine. Why have we not heard from Milliband, Livingstone et al.


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    Vicky Pryce says:

    She’s joining my ” hire a gob ” team

  48. 48
    Owen Jones says:

    It is sometimes necessary for Paratroopers to pursuade people to be nice socialists.

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    Who are those retards to the left of Morris (if such a thing is possible)?

  50. 50
    Hugh Guv says:

    Suspect Hazel has been promised a nice little earner to step aside. Salford would be a nice safe parachute drop for one of labour establishment’s sprogs.

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    Ah! spy cat says:

    A group of men in red and white robes stroll through the reception area. Women in high heels sit at the bar in a haze of cigarette smoke, chatting to clients and laughing.

    This is Paradise, in Stuttgart, Germany – one of the largest brothels in Europe.

  52. 52
    The DWP says:

    Don’t like our decision? Well, you’ll need cash to appeal. what’s that? We’ve just stopped it? Ha ha ha

  53. 53
    jgm2 says:

    You may say that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

    Blair does the same.

    Who to trust?

  54. 54
    Leon says:


  55. 55
    jgm2 says:

    They should send ‘em a ‘Get Well Soon Card’ to really rub it in.

  56. 56
    David Bowie says:

    Scotland, stay with us!

    While I live in my lavish New York mansion.

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    the world says:


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    Harriet Harman, Jack Dromey, Patricia Hewitt says:

    We backed a group that wanted to reduce the age of consent to 4 and to legalise incest!

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    walking into darkness says:

    It’s quite a challenge to hold the most wrong position on almost every subject imaginable amongst any five people on the planet, and two of those five include Jones and Abbot. Well done Grahame, I’m impressed, a new low even for you. Champagne and socialism at it’s best.

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    jgm2 says:

    I read that report. The ‘solution’ to prostitution it seems is to make it legal for women to charge for sex but illegal for men to pay for sex.

    If that’s going to solve the ‘problem’ of prostitution then why don’t they apply the same logic to drugs?

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    Harriet Harman, Jack Dromey, Patricia Hewitt says:

    Have some jelly babies.

  62. 62
    not again says:

    Little Owen finds himself being accidentally
    interviewed yet again.

  63. 63
    Sean Connery says:

    No,Scotland. Vote ‘YES’. While I remain in the Bahamas with my cash.

  64. 64
    Venezuelan opposition activist says:

    Would the last person to leave Venezuela please…BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!

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    Where next? says:

    Will she be replacing Smigger at the EA? She has all the necessary qualifications for that post, i.e. “Was an MP”.

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    That would be piss easy to overcome.

    Sharia banks don’t charge interest. But, can one ever believe it, they lend money at a prophet! :-)

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    Socialism is our future says:

    It just gets worse and worse, more inhumane by the day.

    Where will it end I wonder? When?

    There are apparently no depths too deep that this government will not plumb in their desire to destroy the lives and livelihoods of British people, all done without shame as we can see by David Cameron lecturing Church leaders on morality.

    I’m beyond being shocked, I’ve been worn down by their fundamental immorality. Not beyond being angry though……and I will do what little I can to ensure that the Tories and Lib Dems never get their vile mitts on power ever again.

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    Socialism Does NOT Work | Daniel Hannan | Oxford Union says:

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    “The point of universal rights is that they are universal. It’s not a credible position to condemn the violence and rights violations of regimes you dislike and then to stay silent on the same actions carried out by people whose politics you support.”

    And of course that should apply to the Right as much as to the Left. Now remind me about Pinochet.

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    jgm2 says:

    It’ll be something like that. A ‘portfolio career’ of quango NED-ships and NHS Hospital Trust Chairmanships awaits.

    Each paying 24K – 50K per year for one day a month. Plus expenses.

    Because she cares so passionately you see.

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    Bill Clinton & Tony Blair, first world gangsters says:

    We are not hypocrites

    We just take any bribes from any gangster oligarchs dictators and banks who are generous to us

    And don’t forget Slotgob is a human rights lawyer and we do lots of charity work with laundered money …

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    The wisdom of the Uni bar says:

    a salary which allows for disposable income which is inherently anti-Marxist?

    Yes, that disposable income has another name – profit, which as every socialist knows is evil. Down with Jones, the evil profiteer!

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    Casual Observer 7 says:

    Far left, white hair: H’ugh O’Shaughnessy

    Next to him on the right: S’inn F’éin MP C’onor M’urphy


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    Well. Not one of your beloved megalomaniacs, for a start!


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    jgm2 says:

    If church leaders had any morality they’d admit that religion is a load of shit, there is no God and that when you die you rot.

    But they don’t do that because religion provides a fantastic career with salary, housing and access to the great and good.

  77. 77
    Great News says:

    There has been a surge in support for Scottish independence since Osborne ruled out currency union. Keep making those speeches!

  78. 78
    Sally Bercow says:

    Why is Grahame Morris trending? *innocent face*

  79. 79
    Playground politics says:

    Our favoured murderous regime is better than your favourite murderous regime.

    So there.

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    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    Bankers’ bonuses will certainly be hit for the clean up and everything else Miliband can think of.

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    Anonymous says:

    How can you tell it’s a female!

  82. 82
    Wee Willy Hague, wannabe neocon says:

    Bomb them I say

    AIPAC tell me they deserve it

    Those horrid Germans and French don’t want me in Ukraine

    So we need to teach them all a lesson in Venezuela

    BTW Where is this country?

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    Casual Observer 7 says:

    It isn’t a charity. It is a limited company.

  84. 84
    Libertie(s) says:

    Is it cause I am black?

  85. 85
    jgm2 says:

    Of course. I’m not paying for sex. This lady is simply selling £30 condoms.

    That should get around the law.

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    jgm2 says:

    Banker’s bonuses are like Salmond’s oil. They’re going to pay for everything forever.

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    Quick ! Send in P!ers M'organ ! says:

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    jgm2 says:

    How does that work then?

    Seriously. What’s the tax-efficient mechanism at work here? We pay little enough tax as it is what with the dividends and the up-to the-tax-limit salaries and pension contributions and expenses and one thing and another but I’d hate to think I was paying more tax than Blair or Brown.

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    She's correct. She does look and sound like Foghorn Reeves. says:

    ‘I know we all look the same': Excruciating moment Tory minister Philip Hammond TWICE confused Labour’s Liz Kendall with Rachel Reeves on Question Time


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    Persona non grata says:

    Yeah saw that. He said the protesters were taking their orders from Merkel. Does anyone think they will manage to install a puppet government, loyal to the EU in Ukraine?

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    Casual Observer 7 says:

    It is much easier to fiddle the books of a limited company and transfer money for personal use at lower tax rate.

    Charities have to be a lot more careful with their accounts.

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    jgm2 says:


    Better still, have Brown give one in favour of a ‘NO’ vote. That should see Scotland fucking off for good.

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    The Satanists says:


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    Hulk Brogan says:

    Are these “useful idiots” still in denial?

    Shows just how far Labour have lurched to the left under Ed Miliband that supporting violent socialist despots is regarded as tolerable.

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    Casual Observer 7 says:

    Tony Blair’s charitable ‘fronts’ are limited companies.

    They are not charities.

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    Socialism is our future says:

    great and God, surely?

  97. 97
    stench says:

    Cato has conveniently forgotten-
    It was former Labour Home Secretary Jack Straw who
    ruled that Pinochet was medically unfit to stand trial and
    allowed him to return to Chile.

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    CofE - Hypocrites says:

    And of course being one of the biggest holders of property in the UK, defacto we are landlords.

    Yes one of the evil profiteering scummy landlords that the left moan and moan about.


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    Socialism is our future says:

    This is because there are calls for ATOS to pay for all the tribunals re the wrong decisions they make

    So private companies paid £half a billion to make the blind work

    – then the job centre sanction the blind for missing their appointment because they could not read the letter sent to them (not in brail)

    — then the blind forced to pay £250 to appeal 2 wrong decisions

    — but the other option has been put forward today

    And if the blind dare to try to appeal the injustice of Job Centres and ATOS – Cameron set to employ 10,000 magistrates and enforce instant INJUSTICE Liberal, Labour and Tory MP style

    There appears to be plenty taxpayers money available to enforce INJUSTICE – we cannot pay benefits – but today a Tory Think tank calls for 10,000 new “magistrates” to be employed to enforce “instant injustice”

    Of course they won’t just be in police offices enforcing “on the spot justice” –

    They will be in ATOS offices, they will be in Job Centres, they will be in Doctors offices

    The iron grip is tightening people

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    Another piece of Labour shit that has been below the radar for too long says:

    No reason for anyone to ‘withdraw’ tweets.

    He is still not answering the question.

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    PC 49 says:

    Did she ever find out who nicked her food?

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    Thought there was something familiar about the white haired guy, Hugh O’Shaughnessy is a loony journo but probably relatively harmless, as far as being an Allende friendy can be.

    As for Conor Murphy, one wonders if he is the only one in that grouping to have been directly responsible for peoples’ dispatch from this mortal coil?

    What a seething bunch of evil bastards ever to appear together in one group photo!

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    jgm2 says:

    I thought it was always Labour policy to support violent socialist despots.

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    A Boschler says:

    The brothel in Stuttgart is called the Drei Farben Haus (Three Coloured House) and is just off Koenig Strasse…very reasonable rates started from €35…so I’ve been told.


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    Just wondering says:

    So what is to stop the DWP stripping everyone of benefits as a money making scheme?

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    Question for pedants says:

    Which is correct, “Ukraine” or “the Ukraine”?

  107. 107
    STAFF says:

    The Easiest way to blag through security these days. Buy a neck band from ebay with STAFF or suchlike on it and attach a plasticised card with your photo on it..Hologram helps.

  108. 108
    Wee Willy Hague, wannabe neocon says:

    Keep Hammond away from the nuclear button

    He might declare nuclear war by accident

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    And says:

    EUkraine or RUkraine?

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    The IMF / EU says:

    We beg to differ.

    It will be the depositors money.

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    A Boschler says:

    Dom should just say it as it is call the wanker a hypocritical piece of shit.

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    FCO says:


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    (optional) says:

    Dear oh dear oh dear, I must re-read the pre- election Nasty party manifesto, I missed all this about kicking the cripples and the work less when they are down and out

  114. 114
    Charitys are Us says:

    We are all the same, how do you think we afford constant adverts before every Sky News, now Bloomberg et al. Expenses are mere debits on the suckers donations, and we have to eat too.

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    Benefits Effectiveness Quotient says:

    Where will it end I wonder? When?

    When White Dee slims down to eighteen stone

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    Ah! don't believe it says:

    I am absolutely amazed that fuckoffowenjones.com was still available.
    Worth every penny.


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    Jasmin Beckett says:

    I hate all socialist despots…I wish they were all dead.

    Oops, that was a mistake…I retract that statement.

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    Jerkin Off says:

    A yellow Hi Viz jacket, reflective square patches, the appropriate letters and you can be anything from Plod, to Environmental agency, to Prime minister at sausage factory to drain un-blocker.

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    Mind the gap says:

    The only thing missing seems to be the suicide bomber – probably held up by the tube strike.

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    FCO says:

    Your refernce to Charles Crawford’s article

    Amusing to see you falling back on this neocon warmonger

    Ex Ambassador to Poland and viscerally anti Russian as he is

    Interesting to note that he was a shill for the Iraq War and bombing Syria

    Enough said

    PS And pillaging oligarchs seem to remain nameless

    I suppose he must not offend his masterd

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    Casual Observer 7 says:

    But who does the Venezuelan army work for ?

    Labour supporting a narco state doesn’t really help their image much.

    How much cocaine has Labour been helping ship to Europe / UK ?

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    JAB says:

  124. 124
    The RSPCA says:

    We abhor cruelty to animals and animal suffering…but we love halal and kosher beef burgers!

  125. 125
    Casual Observer 7 says:

    Slow burn is a good approach.

    G’uido’s W’iki is on the case.

    Tick, tock… ;-)

  126. 126
    Mind the gap says:

    nail varnish?

  127. 127
    jgm2 says:

    10AM and she’s wishing her life away?

    Why not get a job doing something you like?

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    Casual Observer 7 says:

    Quite an admission from Rachel, sorry, Liz.

    Liz is easy to discriminate: She honks less.

  129. 129
    Owen Jones says:

    The people of Salford are so much like the people of Stockport. I MUST offer them my services.

  130. 130
    Vince Cabal says:

    I do not recall ever mentioning the nuclear button.

  131. 131
    Freud says:

    What is that emoticon? Looks a bit like two cocks.

  132. 132
    Mind the gap says:

    Will global cooling affect the mean temperatures in Hell?

  133. 133
    Scallywag says:

    Venezuelan opposition leader Lopez is just another Washington (AIPAC?) stooge.

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    Never underestimate the overall gullibility of large swathes of the electorate says:

    BUT Miliband will still be Prime Minister on 8 May 2015

  135. 135
    jgm2 says:

    I assumed the charity ads were donated free because the TV stations didn’t have any paying ads to fill the time-slots they’d set aside.

  136. 136
    yep says:

    I’d put money on it.

  137. 137
    George Galloway says:

    Yeah, you really need to be careful with what happens to a charity’s accounts.

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    dai kidding says:

    labour’s jimmy clitheroe?

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    Displaced Brummie says:

    Are we to assume, should things not go to their liking, that Diane Abbott, Owen Jones, Grahame Morris and their cronies on the left would not be unhappy to see such violent repression in the UK, too?

    We should be told.

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    Mind the gap says:

    Did that famous “pay back my over-claimed-expenses” cheque bounce?

  141. 141
    jgm2 says:

    30 quid or 35 Euros has been the going rate for about the last 30 years. Apparently.

    Something else that is holding down the inflation rate. Those Eastern European immigrants are good for something after all.

  142. 142

    That is, perhaps, quadruply ironic! :-)


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    altruism in industry says:

    when I was a kid you could blag your way anywhere as long as you acted as if you were meant to be there.

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    JadedJean3 says:

    The Neocons: An Illustrated Progression


    Note the J’ewish sphere of influence right from the very start.

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    Casual Observer 7 says:

    One should perhaps be buying ‘popcorn’ for the next place to go down the tubes:


    I do not see the transition away from F’idel / R’aul being smooth.

    The source of tension will be unmet expectations of speed of reforms.

  146. 146
    Mind the gap says:

    … and choirboys; don’t forget the choirboys.

  147. 147
    jgm2 says:

    Yep. Found myself in the control tower of Harare Airport the same way. Managed to blag a free plane ride to Victoria Falls.

    Happy days.

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    jgm2 says:

    By 8th July 2015 Yvette Cooper will be the new leader of her majesties loyal opposition.

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    A Boschler says:

    Anal is €100 though…allegedly.

  150. 150
    jgm2 says:

    Lack of ambition.

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    Casual Observer 7 says:

    K’ristol summed it up neatly when he stated that a neo-conservative is:

    ‘A liberal who has been mugged by reality.’

    But then he went on to state:

    ‘A neoliberal is a liberal who got mugged by reality but has not pressed charges.’

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    j clitheroe says:

    is ‘e eckersley!

    ‘e’s not all there wi’ ‘is cough drops!

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    Dire left wing bias says:

    Wanker Morris objects to ‘on the government he went to support, at tax payers expense’. He would say they were there to observe, not support. One wonders why some vaguely neutral people were not sent to observe rather than this hyper-partisan bunch of lefties.

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    Mind the gap says:

    That’s right. Look like you own the place was our watchword.

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    The BBC says:

    Can I just point out that we don’t have to answer to anyone, we can do what we want and we have unlimited income because you all have to pay the Telly Tax regardless of what we do.

    Socialism is always good, capitalism is always evil, and like all socialists, we are happy to lie, cheat, misrepresent, piss other peoples money up the wall and be unashamedly biased in favour of the greater good of socialism, because the end justifies the means.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Same lefty double standards apply when talking about kiddie fiddlers.

  157. 157
    The Bill Clinton Foundation says:

    We will spread democracy via the barrel of a gun (but somebody else’s gun bought and paid for by one of George Soros’s think-tank foundations that is).

  158. 158
    Richter says:

    Did she go to Bristol yesterday and fall over?

  159. 159
    Mind the gap says:

    A while back a commercial pilot down that way informed passengers that there was no air traffic control over the area and he was now going to show us the wonders of the Falls – and promptly turned the plane through 90 degrees so we could all look out of the windows at the scene below. Bloody Australian loons they were but great guys and gals though!

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    Britton says:


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    Did you ever go to East Germany after reunification? I went before and after, a number of times.

    One experienced West German prices with East German standards of service – just about the worst of all worlds.

    I was back there last year and it is still under the very slow process of getting better.


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    I feel fubarred etc ... says:

    If it ever comes to that, they will be among the first half dozen up against the nearest wall/lamp post/ bridge strut etc…

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    The Ghost of Mrs T says:

    The Lady’s not for Kraining

  164. 164
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    Just shove a rather upmarket looking bicycle.

    Oh wait a minute..

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    It explains BBC says:

    Big fat lard arse?

  166. 166
    At the pictures says:

    You sure you weren’t just watching the orgy scene in Eyes Wide Shut?

  167. 167
    Lazy GF reportage says:

    Exposed: Ukrainian ‘Protesters’ Backed by Kony 2012-Style Scam


    Viral video produced by company linked to ‘regime change’ NGO

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    A Leveller says:

    The sad thing is, these debates only take place for the entertainnment of the toffs. They should hold them in ordinary town halls for normal people to watch instead of casting these pearls before the privileged swine who make up our nepotistic and corrupting ruling class.

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    The Hackney Hypo(crite) says:

    How very dare you!

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    Four-eyes says:

    Sounds reasonable. Thanks for the explanation. BTW I am selling my house and contents, my wife and 3 daughters too, and will send the proceeds to you ASAP.

  171. 171
    Hide a Provo says:

    Why the reluctance, Guido, to identify Sinn Fein IRA Conor Murphy in the photograph?

  172. 172
    Blagger Watch says:

    “when I was a kid you could blag your way anywhere as long as you acted as if you were meant to be there.”

    Too right, there’s 650 blaggers in the HoC at the moment.

  173. 173
    a disenchanted pixie says:

    On the nose there, on the nose.

  174. 174
    Casual Observer 7 says:

    Did not visit before, did after, but only very briefly.

    Have travelled through Eastern Europe a little, and to be frank, am not a fan of the places, the people or their cultures.

    H’ungary was Ok, and there is some beautiful country side, but the rest have zero time for and would prefer if it wasn’t being imported wholesale into the UK.

    G’ermany generally Ok, but give me S’witzerland any day.

  175. 175
    Four-eyes says:

    We should replace the border with some cardboard pop-studs and let nature do her estimable work.

  176. 176
    Flubalubbalubba says:

    I’d live to see the size of the chain holding the wrecking ball if that hippo was sitting astride it

  177. 177
    Mental hygiene says:

    Everything looks like two cocks to you, mate.

  178. 178
    Pie men and women says:

    Hello little girl, would you like a sweetie

  179. 179
    The BBC says:

    La la la. Not listening

  180. 180
    roger Moore was better anyhow says:

    But, Sean promised to move back home….are you telling me he didnae?

  181. 181
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    No, I haven’t forgotten. Don’t run away with the idea that I’ve got any time for the Labour party.

  182. 182
    I can't quite put my finger on it says:

    Some of the behaviour from the ‘protestors’ does not look to me as if it is very spontaneous. There is a choreographed, hierarchical, discipline being displayed that looks somewhat inauthentic.

  183. 183
    Come on Jack, do me a favour mate says:

    Hazel going?
    Lordy, Lordy, Lordy.
    The ginger headed expense-porker going is the best news for me so far this glorious day. Jeez, what a cow she’s considered here.
    Just need to read updated obit columns to see if Blair, Straw, Campbell, Scarlett et all have snuffed it, and today will be even more glorious.

  184. 184
    The bloody Mod Bot is still at it says:

    I think he did it deliberately…..ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

  185. 185
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    ‘I thought it was always Labour policy to support violent socialist despots.’

    What ‘violent socialist despots’ like George W, up whose arse Labour was so far you could only see their ankles.

  186. 186
    Charlie says:

    Hannan speaks with greater clarity than practically anyone in the public sphere.

  187. 187
    just asking says:

    When he talks about ” politics happens outside through people organising in their own communities and putting pressure on the people at the top”-
    is he referring to Venezuela?

  188. 188
    Sgt. Abbott's Gastric Band says:

    I deserve a medal. And a BAFTA.

  189. 189
    just asking says:

    Has she repaid the £13,000 she stole from Birmingham City Council yet?

  190. 190
    Charlie says:

    There are two types of socialist:-
    1. Those brought up in poverty such as E Bevin who just want a decent days wage for decent days work , who were physically and mentally resilient and live their lives without rancour and resentment.
    2. Middle class socialist whose belief in social justice is just a front for rancour and resentment because of some inferiority complex. Perhaps they were not loved by their parents or were spoilt rotten, or less attractive than their peers or not physically and tough as their peers or not as bright as their peers.

  191. 191
    The simple answer says:

    Guido is Irish and probably values his kneecaps. They know where he lives.

  192. 192
    A Venezuelan Goon says:

    Not if he wants another cosy stay in one of our great hotels next time we want to rig an election.

  193. 193
    Anon. says:

    Can’t seem to find anything by Owen Jones that criticises the Iranian basij?
    He’s a hypocrite of the highest order.
    Too young to remember or turning a blind eye?

  194. 194
    Mr Pineapple says:

    I have to pay the telly tax? Really?

    5 years and counting since you got a penny out of me.


  195. 195
    Davy Bowlegs says:

    Where are we now? Where are we now?

  196. 196
    Jack Ketch says:

    A high building is recommended, or a London bus between stops, or a tube platform-razor blades are messy and pills do not deliver the right message.

  197. 197
    altruism in industry says:

    looking at my electricity bill there is a charge for ” water not returned to the sewer”. I assume this refers to water that I consume for the purpose of making tea and cooking. I do eventually return this fluid to the sewer so I would hazard that this estimated % is incorrect. I also estimate it does not take into account any additional purchases of fluid I might make which I have been returning to the sewer free of charge up until now.

  198. 198
    altruism in industry says:

    electricity = water

  199. 199
    jgm2 says:

    First ‘proper’ day’s work I ever did was to fly down to Dar Es Salaam. KLM flight back when only rich people could afford to fly. Practically empty 747. Everybody with a window seat. The pilot gave us all a nice lazy figure eight over Kilimanjaro.

    Them were the days.

  200. 200
    Gordon Brown's kids says:

    Our dad spends more time in parliament than he does with us. He says it’s the right thing to do.

  201. 201
    My gran, my mum and now me says:

    Never trust a darkie full stop.

  202. 202
    Londoner says:

    He is not as young as he once was.

    No, he believes in these metholds. He is a socialist. He wants people he disagrees with to be silenced, and when he can he advocates the use of force to do so. Don’t be naive: the guy is a a wannabe Stalin.

  203. 203
    He's all piss and wind says:

    Shame thst talking is all he does. Oh, forgot. He troughs EU expenses too.

  204. 204
    Village Idiot says:

    …In todays’ world…..”Never trust”.

  205. 205
    wtf says:

    the risk of it being internalised in that fat troll would be quite large if she straddles it

  206. 206
    wtf says:

    Diane’s holiday video

  207. 207
    carlo gambino says:

    Knee caps and brain stem.

    They don’t know where I live, the cowardly, murdering, bog-Irish sc*m.

  208. 208
    Labour Victory says:

    …By November,2015,Trafalgar Square will look like the one on the telly!

  209. 209
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    No a “Get a Fuckin’ Job Soon or Starve You Bone Idle Layabout Card” :-)

  210. 210
    A Right Fucking Bastard says:

    Fuck off you stupid fucking bedwetting Socialist cocktrumpet.

  211. 211
    A Right Fucking Bastard says:

    Pinochet- released by a Labour Home Secretary who over-ruled the House of Lords.

    Now do one you fucking Leftie mong.

  212. 212
    Aardvark says:

    Without hipocrscy and morals of a sewer the Bbc Guardian would cease to exist

  213. 213
    Communist Creeps says:

    Well we know these idiots will turn a blind eye to human right abuses in this country should they ever get power. Scum!

  214. 214
    Graham says:

    To be expected from fat arse Abbott and gay adolescent Jones and the rest of rhe Libourite Hunts.

  215. 215
    The Painter says:

    Jesus, I think I’ll be mixing a bit of pink as well.

  216. 216
    Hazel Blears says:

    I won’t be rocking those boats, believe me.

  217. 217
    JH349849583249030 says:

    I got one of the threat-o-grams the other day, it was addressed to ‘The Legal Occupier’. It told me they were ‘in the final stages of an investigation’ against me.

    Not much of an investigation if they don’t even know my name, is it? I mean, John Watson wouldn’t be exactly blown away by Holmes’ deductive powers if he was arriving at Moriarty’s hideout and still referring to him as ‘The Legal Occupier’, would he?

    BTW, thank you BBC for not being in receipt of £150 a year from me for 7 years now. I have just bought a very nice LG 47″ with my money, which you don’t have.

  218. 218
    JH349849583249030 says:

    You bastard.

  219. 219
    Harry Krishna says:

    Now then, now then, guys and gals, whose that fellow on the left?

  220. 220
    No BBC coverage says:

    The streets of Caracas are burning, the opposition are being arrested and not a single line on the BBC. It’s disgusting.

  221. 221
    Ed Jong-Mil says:

    Patience sisters, our time will come.

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t see it’s any different from you defending Pinochet.

    To partisan types anything goes as long as they’re on your side. You’re all the same as each other.

  223. 223
    Anonymous says:

    The Venezuelan government is fighting the righteous fight against USA backed fascism

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