February 20th, 2014

Labour MP Uses McAlpine to Gag Venezuela Critics

Loony pro-Chavez Labour MP Grahame Morris (above centre) is getting very tetchy this afternoon, threatening to sue anyone criticising him for his stance on the country and comparing himself to Lord McAlpine:

Go back to March last year, before Maduro ordered the arrest of the opposition leader and Venezuela descended into state sponsored violence, and Morris was full of praise for the tyrant responsible:

Still the likes of Morris, Owen Jones and Diane Abbott refuse to condemn the violence…


  1. 1
    Bookworm says:

    Is Morris the Naked Ape guy?

  2. 2
    RomaBob.... working hard for you! says:

    Would suggest he does not bother putting any money on the lottery this week, a loser indeed!

  3. 3
    Casual Observer 7 says:

    Is he really equivocating the false allegations of p’edo activity with the provable fact that he supported the Maduro regime ?

    The left is in a pickle. Tut.

  4. 4
    Jack says:

    How many super gags still apply in the land of libel tourism?

    Is there a site which gives us the names?

  5. 5
    Frank says:

    Who is this pretentious oath Morris?

    Never heard of him

  6. 6
    Harridan Harpic says:

    Anyone for pie?

  7. 7
    Casual Observer 7 says:

    Here you go:


    Ethical socialism is a bit of an oxymoron is it not ?

  8. 8
    Kim Jong Un says:

    He’s called to reassure me that he is still a believer

  9. 9
    cornwall storms says:

    labour supporting a repressive venezualan govt , tone’no longer a saint’ bliar acting as adviser for m u r d o ch et al in the hacking scandal, militwit is anti-cut and pro EU and harman,dromey and that other creature are pro the a b u s e of
    c h i l d r e n – what on earth is there about labour to recommend them?!

  10. 10
    Meanwhile - Back to more serious politics says:

  11. 11
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Not if used with the word cleansing, no.

  12. 12
    Jack Dromey says:

    Patricia and me!

  13. 13
    eee by gum says:

    there’s none as blind as them as won’t see

  14. 14
    Sally Ally says:

    Why is Morris trending right now?

    #massmurder #rubbertruncheons #emptyshelves #hypocriticaltwat

    *innocent face*

  15. 15
    Twatwatch says:

    No. That’s the guy who’s Zebra did a poo on the studio floor on Blue Peter. The other guy wrote a book called Monkey Nuts, about evolution and stuff.

    Correct me if I’m wrong.

  16. 16
    Hazel bigmouth, small arsed tart says:

    You like sexy women?

  17. 17
    M eye 6 says:

    Who are the other smug looking shits in the photo?

  18. 18
    Sungei Patani says:

    Chaves’s socialist legacy has certainly lived on – the country has become a basket case as is normal in socialist economies.

  19. 19
    Sally Ally says:

    Manny Shinwell would be turning in his grave, Morris you apologist fucker.#

    So sue me you twat!

  20. 20
    cornwall storms says:

    obviously doesn’t know much about slander and libel laws. you can only sue if what someone says about you is an outright lie not if you just take umbridge at it because it highlights your opinions at an inconvenient time.

  21. 21
    cornwall storms says:


  22. 22
    Barney Rubble's pet hamster says:

    It was an elephant that did the poo.

  23. 23
    Owen Jones says:

    It is only the right-wing capitalist media and its lackeys that spread lies about Venezuela, making up stories of demonstrations against the people’s government.

    The Venezuelan President correctly bans such tools of Yanqui oppression from libelling the correct socialist news of the people’s victories.

    It demoralises the working class to hear of such slander against socialism, which only fails because people want things they aren’t entitled to have.

  24. 24
    Bemused says:

    Maybe he’s suggesting Maduro could sue for libel? It depends if the stories that the government was actually directly involved in killing people can be proven. Not easy when they appear to have used arms-length stooges.

  25. 25
    Sally Ally says:

    Useless Idiots

  26. 26

    Grahame Morris screws small furry animals.

  27. 27
    Casual Observer 7 says:

    Here are some more UK Left friends of Venezuela:


    ‘Signatories include G’rahame M’orris MP of Labour Friends of Venezuela, C’olin B’urgon, Chair of the Venezuela Solidarity Campaign, filmmaker J’ohn P’ilger and F’rances O’Grady, Trade Union Congress General Secretary, alongside student leaders, peace campaigners, community represenatives and array of others from across British society.

    In the political field, further signatories include MPs D’ave A’nderson, M’ichael C’onnarty, F’rank D’oran, P’aul F’arrelly, H’ywel F’rancis, G’eorge G’alloway, F’abian H’amilton, K’elvin H’opkins, I’an L’avery, J’ohn M’cDonnell, L’inda R’iordan, J’im S’heridan, M’ike W’eir, C’hris W’illiamson and M’ike W’ood, alongside Baroness M’argaret P’rosser plus E’laine S’mith MSP.

    An impressive array of further supporters in the trade union and labour movement include the general secretaries L’en M’cCluskey (Unite the Union,) B’illy H’ayes (CWU,) S’teve M’urphy (UCATT,) B’ob C’row (RMT,) M’anuel C’ortes (TSSA,) D’oug N’icholls (General Federation of Trade Unions) and J’ohn S’mith (Musicians’ Union & President of the International Federation Musicians) plus UNISON Assistant General Secretary R’oger M’ckenzie.

    Other prominent people to add their support from across British society include filmmaker K’en L’oach, actor A’ndy De La T’our, lawyer L’ouise C’hristian, plus a range of academic and writers including Professor E’rnesto L’aclau, Professor D’oreen M’assey and Dr. F’rancisco D’ominguez.

    Prominent campaigners for peace and social justice include B’ruce K’ent, Z’ita H’olbourne (Black Activists Rising Against Cuts,) S’alma Y’aqoob, M’aggie B’owden (General Secretary of Liberation,) L’indsey G’erman (Convenor of the Stop the War Coalition,) student leaders A’aron K’iely (NUS Black Students’ Officer) and M’att S’tanley (NUS Executive) plus B’ob O’ram, Chair of the Morning Star Management Committee.’

    The NUS signatories perhaps should feel a twinge given that the regime is targetting students.

  28. 28
    NelsonsGoodeye says:

    MP for Easington. A complete dump! No wonder he’s swanning around in Venezuela….

  29. 29
    Sally Ally says:

    He’s bummed Owen Jones?

  30. 30
    Nick says:

    It’s Labour. What else is there to say?

  31. 31
    jgm2 says:

    Thank you for ruining my day by reminding me that c8u*n*t is still alive.

  32. 32
    Diane Abbot says:


  33. 33
    Sally Ally says:

    It’s a north eastern shithole full of drunks and nonces. As well as unspeakable politicised ex-miners’ wives. Thin as whippets.

    I’d rather be in Caracas getting me arse shot off.

  34. 34
    Casual Observer 7 says:

    No Cat.

    Graham Morris MP chairs Labour Friends of Venezuela:


    He is a psychopathic supporter of regimes which slaughter their students.

    Apologies for my sense of humour bypass, but Venezuelan’s are not small furry animals, but are quite nice folk without the need for this bastard in their politics.

    His suing threat should be seen in this light.

  35. 35
    jgm2 says:

    Naaah. The NUS class-warriors probably approve of the Venezualan government shooting middle class students.

  36. 36
    Sally Ally says:

    Did I say it was a shithole? The village and the colliery.

  37. 37
    Casual Observer 7 says:

    @SC: :-D

  38. 38
    Bemused says:

    A bunch of Marxists that don’t believe in democracy off to prove that Venezuelan democracy is blemish free.

  39. 39

    Thank you for your sentiments, they will be passed on to Gordon and his family as soon as he returns from his tax payer funded speeches tour of Venezuelan and the Ukraine.

    Please do not reply to this message it is an automated response.


  40. 40
    Scallywag says:

    Maduro is Washington’s stooge in Venezuela.

  41. 41
    Inspector Morse says:

    Make a note of those names would you, Lewis.

  42. 42
    Gordon Brown says:

    I may be a bit late back as I’ve just popped to do a quick speech in Bangkok and Egypt. May drop by Athens on the way back.

  43. 43
    eee by gum says:

    I got a water bill today.
    ha ha ha ha.
    vous prenez la pisse, n’est-ce pas?

  44. 44
    i don't need no doctor says:

    Where ever labour go, what ever labour does, labour fucks up big time.

  45. 45
    Bemused says:

    Ah, Bob “I’ve only got my workers interests at heart and I’m not at all Marxist me” Crow.

  46. 46
    Bemused says:

    Bruce “I’m just the head of CND and not at all a secret Marxist trying to undermine Britain on behalf of the USSR” Kent?

    I thought he was dead?

  47. 47
    Born: February 20, 1951 (age 63), Giffnock says:

  48. 48
    Brassed Off Joe Public says:

    We know what to expect IF Zanu*Lie*Labor ever get back into power
    & the filthy stinking masses decide to rise up in protest against them…..!!!

  49. 49
    Guardian reader says:


  50. 50
  51. 51
    Musical Chairs says:

    Lib-Lab coalition 2015 to 2020 isn’t it?

  52. 52
    Bemused says:

    Ah, right. So he’s not really a socialist anymore? Unlike Chavez, the great socialist hero. Maduro has sold out to the neo-cons, is that what you are saying?

    In that case why is it middle-class students that are protesting and not the poor? Because I was somewhat under the impression that too much socialism in Venezuela had served the poor quite well up to a point but has thoroughly fucked the middle-class future doctors, lawyers, engineers, architects and others right in the ass.

  53. 53
    Shithole says:

    …Would that be Merther Tydfil?

  54. 54
    Bemused says:

    If I was Thames Water I think I might hold off giving people in Chertsey a bill.

  55. 55
    KERPOW! says:

    I thought Bruce Kent was Batman.

  56. 56
    RichUpNorth says:

    I can’t help but notice that ALL these lefty types have faces that are eminently bootable.

  57. 57
    Owen Jones says:

    Just like in the USSR it was the wrong type of communism.

  58. 58
    Deluded saddo desperate to believe anything says:

    Yes and the earth is flat, the sun revolves around the earth and God created everything 10,000 years ago.

  59. 59
    Scallywag says:

    No…I said Lopez is Washington’s stooge in Venezela.

    Can’t you fucking read?

  60. 60
    National Socialist says:

    We like boots…especially jack boots.

  61. 61
    John Bellingham says:

    Luciana Berger is the Great-Niece of Manny Shinwell, the Irgun spy in the British government–I know its irrelevant, but people should know.

  62. 62
    Legal Landlord says:

    Actually it waste a very big wee and not a poo

  63. 63
    walking into darkness says:

    ah, Grahame Morris, another great socialist, as usual of course it all goes wrong, when will this tired old fool and other gravy bandwaggoners like Owen Jones finally get the point that everyone else is fed up paying and having their great-grandchildren pay for their viscious and vapid agenda, sue me if you like

  64. 64
    FFS2 says:

    It’s the smugness that is a natural consequence of having NPD.

  65. 65
    M Oaten says:

    You can cut me a slice of chocolate log instead.

  66. 66

    I have visited Seaton Holme in Easington. It is possibly the oldest Grade I domestic residence in England.

    There is not much to speak for elsewhere in Easington and that goes for their MP too.

    My remark was made as an ironic reference to the complete lack of equivalence in his tweet. The man either has not got a brain worth pickling or he thinks everyone else’s brain is actually pickled.

    If it upsets him, then tough!

    He ought to carry a feeling of responsibility for the deaths and suffering in Venezuela, for the rest of his worthless, miserable life. Bastard.

  67. 67
    Deutsche Soldaten says:

    Your wrong. It was an elephant who crapped in the Blue Peter Studio. Johnny Morris was the guy who did Animal Magic on TV. Desmond Morris was the zoologist who wrote “The Naked Ape”. This guy is some nonentity from the House of Commons.

  68. 68
    Socialist thicko says:

    When will the socialist thickos ever learn?

  69. 69
    Cinna says:

    More like mythical socialism.

  70. 70
    Johnny B good says:

    Cream pie?

  71. 71
    The mod bot is still at it says:

    Yep. Looks like we now have a permanent Lib Dem presence in Government despite the wankers only representing about 5% of the electorate.

  72. 72
    Cinna says:

    That’s my trip to the Far East next week shot then.

  73. 73
    National Socialist says:

    “With that point settled, I invite you to join me in welcoming news of the death of Venezuelan president and J’ew-hater Hugo Chavez.”


    “The truth also is that Chavez built his populist power-base, in part, on the foundations of an explicit anti-J’ewish (not merely anti-Israeli) discourse. He likened J’ews to pigs. He claimed J’ews controlled the largest businesses in Venezuela and were intent on stealing its national wealth.”

    On the “progressive” blog site Left Foo Forward, the Labour MP Grahame Morris (chair of the Labour Friends of Venezuela and my MP) wrote of Chavez as a true democrat whose economic policies had transformed the country and “dramatically” improved “the lives of the overwhelming majority”.

  74. 74
    Jennifer Lopez says:

    I’m Puerto Rican

  75. 75
    Jacqui Boots says:

    Did someone call?

    Sorry I can’t come now, I’m busy doing my latest public sector job, running the NHS in Brum….Oh and anyway, I’m doing my expenses:

    Staying at my sister’s, 15 nights at £120
    Netflix Adult Xtra, 6 films at £4.95

  76. 76
    Duty Pedant says:

    “Your wrong” should be “You’re wrong”

  77. 77

    You seemed to have missed out wee Owen Jones who is making what some could easily mistake as sexual advances to Morris in the above photograph.

  78. 78
    Cinna says:

    All the usual suspects then…

  79. 79
    Casual Observer 7 says:

    He is just another socialist sociopath.

    It is really very simple: If you support a regime in a foreign country you of course take a risk – even if it is the US for example.

    Now, if that regime does something like shooting a bunch of unarmed students dead using undercover officers, then you have a choice:

    i) Condemn, and prove conclusively that you do not support such actions. So you supported in the past, but not what is going on now. Job done.


    ii) You do not condemn.

    Recall Archbishop Tutu:

    ‘If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.’

    Now Morris is far from neutral in this situation. An awful lot can be extrapolated from that, and extrapolated accurately.

    Get your irony etc. which is cool, just had a sense of humour bypass because I am seeing a lot less that can be written off and ridiculed in Labour now :-)

  80. 80
    Prince Rupert says:

    He clearly wont sue you because he would lose and because he clearly is a fool for supporting an un democratic dictator who is ruining his country through incompetence, corruption and violence. Hoe can the idiot Morris sue, what a tool, yes Morris you are a plonker and a dictator supporter, now sue me

  81. 81
    Freedom says:

    Socialists don’t condemn the violence, because they support it.

    Let’s not be naive. Socialists believe in silencing and killing their opponents. Just like they like to rig elections. They even do that here. The constituency boundaries have been gerrymandered so that Labour have an inbuilt advantage. they also like postal voting for the incumbent’s adbvantage it gives them in their rotten boroughs.

    If they had the chance they would also shut us all up at the point of a gun.

  82. 82
    Casual Observer 7 says:

    I was quoting from the article above.

    Jones is not listed as a signatory to that.

    However, he is involved of course in Labour Friends of Venezuela:


    Here is the article they were responding to:


    That was just a year ago.

  83. 83
    Freedom says:

    You can’t gag the truth Morris. Your hideous ideology is a failure.

  84. 84
    Blowing Whistles says:

    i might add – are they not all “hoisted by their own petard” and does not the same go for Harman, Hewitt and Dromeny?

  85. 85
    This is where the socialists' nonsense leads says:

    No, it’s not blemish free in Venezuela

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

  87. 87
    Jimbo says:

    Correct. The elephant was named Petra.

  88. 88
    This is where the socialists' nonsense leads says:

    This is where the poseur Morris’s rubbish ‘monitoring’ and support for socialism leads: police shooting people at point blank range and leaving them to die on street corners.

  89. 89
    Aardvark says:

    So true

    Behind every touchy feely caring Socialist is ruthless fascist.

  90. 90
    Anon says:

    No, one of the blue peter dogs was named Petra.

  91. 91
    BB says:

    In my Irish family, ‘GS’ is short for Gob-Shite.

    How appropriate

  92. 92
    the hairy twatflake says:

    is that sir jangle of toddler on the left?

  93. 93
    mraemiller says:

    “Still the likes of Morris, Owen Jones and Diane Abbott refuse to condemn the violence…”

    Well, they wouldn’t do that would they? Someone might start asking hard questions about the UAF’s tactics. Fun as it is beating up Croydon’s Fascists …I cant help feeling winning intellectual arguements is just a bit old hat these days.

  94. 94
    imho says:

    Wasn’t Anthea Turner a dog?

  95. 95
    Geordieboy says:

    Pearl necklace.

  96. 96
    I love ripping off the public with fictional expenses says:

    Please, please, please Jacqui, spend something on yourself.
    A face lift or luposuction or buy a burka, anything, …… just anything would be an improvement.

  97. 97
    by your friends..... says:

    any comment from Conor Murphy, Sinn Fein IRA, standing smiling with his friends in the photo?

  98. 98
    by your friends..... says:

    conor murphy, Sinn Fein IRA.

  99. 99
    t'Owen Jones (t=twat) says:

    Reet up t’lambing bags!!!

  100. 100


  101. 101
  102. 102
    Jacky Treehorn says:

    No, I distinctly remember solids in amongst the liquid.

  103. 103
    Jacky Treehorn says:

    They would probably lower the voting age to 12 if they could get away with it.

  104. 104
    Jacky Treehorn says:

    They could just beg UKIP for help if they had any brains.

  105. 105
    Dr Llareggub says:

    It is not just these Labour Leftoids that support the Venezuela regime. The newly formed anarchist Class War Party led by the well known anarchist stunt performer, Mr Bone, are busy censoring any adverse comments in their leader’s main blog. Watch these cretins who suooorted Chavez and now want to destroy Eton, Cambridge and return to year zero.

  106. 106
    Hugh Jend says:

    No he shat all over the studio floor…and the poor keeper went ski ing through it.

  107. 107
    Hugh Jend says:

    That was Peter perverts bitch… John Norks’ bitch was called Lesley Juggs.

    Best not to mention simon Groomer.

  108. 108
    low resolution fox says:

    Holy crap, have any other right-leaning Fawkoids seen todays “Jim’ll paint it” entry? He’s a bloke who draws completely bizarre scenarios in MS Paint and today’s is a mix of Ed Milliband wearing Wallace and Gromit space trousers on benefits street – this could be the best political advert for a decade!

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    Harriet Harperson prefers the age of ten.

  110. 110
    Sally Bercow says:

    Why is Grahame Morris trending? *innocent face*

  111. 111
    Keith Bailey says:

    I’d never heard of this Morris MP. He sounds like scum, threatening people on Twitter instead of condemning disgusting violence and oppression.

    Labour have some right nutters backing Ed Miliband.

  112. 112
    Mike Oxenfire says:

    No, that was Clark Wayne ;-)

  113. 113
    The wizz says:

    uh-oh, what gender?

  114. 114
    David Cameron Is A Cunt says:

    Total Hunts will always tend to gravitate towards each other, this is just further proof of that law of the universe.

  115. 115
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Grahame Morris is a pile of poo!

  116. 116
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Shut the fuck up, you fat slag!

  117. 117
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    I’ve told you once, you fat fuck!

  118. 118
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    What an outstanding catalogue of upstanding members of British society! Socialist turds, the lot of ‘em!

  119. 119
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Left Foo and Right Wong!

  120. 120
    The Critics says:

    They cannot condemn Maduro. If they did, they would have to admit to a failing of socialism,which they are genetically unable to do. By their own blinkered thought process, they believe the only alternative to their beliefs is right wing nastiness. The other thing which fuels them is the need for a hate figure who represents right wing nastiness; Maduro is actually doing many of the things they attribute to right wing tyrants.

    They are not programmed to deal with this and have no idea what to do. Who can they hate/blame on the right? They will go into default response mode.

    1.Lash out at perceived right wing nasties to deflect attention from their problem.
    2.Say nothing

    They are utterly predictable and continue to prove it every day.

  121. 121
    JH349849583249030 says:

    You’re both wrong.

    Alan Ball played for both Stoke AND Leyton Orient.

  122. 122
    south7eventh says:

    No he was Alan ‘Sniffer’ Clark’s younger brother. He played for Walsall and Wolves.

  123. 123
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Just think what PR would give us: permanent coalitions dependent on the loose -change votes of parties that nobody wants to give a majority to.

    What was amusing, as well as sinister, about Natalie Bennet’s tanks-on-the-lawn talk about sacking all ‘Denialists’ from government were the two facts that, when she once stood for public office she got 2.7% of the vote, and that she was elected leader of her party with 42% of a 25% turnout even of her own party members.

  124. 124
    Graham says:

    To be expected from a thick fucking Liebouriye shit with limited memory of what he had said earlier. And thick Hunts still vote for morons like him.

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