February 18th, 2014

Sky and ITV Musical Chairs: Joel Hills Replaces Laura K


  1. 1
    Meanwhile says:

    Stephanie Flanders has been saying what a nicer and more professional place it is to work at JP Morgan compared to the beeb.

  2. 2
    Bill Quango MP says:

    If only the pay was as good as at the beeb.

  3. 3
    i don't need no doctor says:

    It makes no difference how many move and how many times they move, they are still a bunch of dumb downed useless tossers. All of them just try for a sensational scoop headline, are full of bullshit, and are pseudo lefties.

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    Goolmun Sucks says:

    Not too many socialists at JP Morgan, not to mention the other undesirables that the BBC is so full of.

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    Cupid Stunt says:

    I’ve met Joel – a complete c*nt.

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    But would you want any bits missing from such an important part?

  7. 7
    Corporal Tucker says:

    Sally said to me, get stuck in. So I was banging her and she said I can’t feel you.
    So I used some fingers, and she still said,I’m too wide..use your hand.
    So I did. And my other hand. Then a foot and then, before I knew, I was sucked right inside.

    And that’s when I saw someone else in there. “Sarge? That you?”
    “Yes! I’m looking for the truck”

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    What has she got to offer that has not already been had?

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    J Bercow, a life in politics says:

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    Rick Nobinson. BBC star reporter says:

    Breaking News **************Breaking News***********

    Flooding on the somerset levels caused by rain

    Breaking News **************Breaking News***********

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    Ed 'fliperty' Balls says:

    This good economic news is very bad news

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    Wait - what! says:

    Not all of them, Joel doesn’t appear to be and Dharshini was a revelation once she left the Beeb and was no longer hamstrung by a leftist agenda.
    Jeff Randall is superb and Sky will be the worse off when he leaves at the end of the year.

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    2 (rice and) peas in a pod says:

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    Rachel Reeves says:

    ‘Honk honk honk’

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    Liar.Politicians says:

    That’s a shame, Joel Hills is the best business reporter / presenter on Sky News.

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    Casual Observer 7 says:

    Should Nick be crediting the weatherman as source about the rain, or did he go down to Somerset and witness it first hand.

    Some habits are very hard to break…

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    Herman Van Morrison says:

    Please refer all questions about lefty hypocrisy to the EU.

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    Liar.Politicians says:

    Those must be Hollywood time-warping 5 seconds.

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    Making 4 times what she made at the beeb says:

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    A Canadian Goose says:

    ‘Honk honk, honk honk.’

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    Making 4 times what she made at the beeb says:

  23. 23
    Captain Bob Maxwell says:

    You’ll never catch me jumping ship.

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    Wouldn't you love to just punch this squirt in the face for 5 hours non-stop? says:

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    Clever Dick Barosso, and the Tweeps says:

    – Magic !

  27. 27
    merry go round says:

    She fancies a Bank of England job.

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    Casual Observer 7 says:

    That does not sound like condemnation, but more implicit support for both Stal!n and Maduro.

  29. 29
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    She also blocks:

    Evil baby-eating Tories
    The doorway at the local takeaway and…

  30. 30
    Edward Smith says:

    nor me

  31. 31
    Lenin says:

    Yes. Owen didn’t take money to help Stalin rig elections. There’s loads of difference.

  32. 32
    PDubya says:

    I’ve watched Sky news for a number of years and in recent times the cross pollination of broadcasters principally from the BBC has, in my opinion, infected Sky with the same disease. The story lines almost mimic each other and the metropolitan liberal, luvvie elite agenda pervades virtually every item. Evenhanded, honest reporting of facts and events has been consigned to the nearest bin to be replaced with the latest ego tripper expounding his or her personal take on what should or should not be done, when and by whom.

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    who why what where when says:

    Marr doesn’t actually interview.
    He allows the chosen ones to spout
    their unchallenged agenda.

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    Lenin says:

    He’s a socialist. He lies. He beleives the ends justify the means. He has no problem with rigged elections. He has no problem with a socialist who kills his opponents. He wishes he could do the same in the UK. You have been warned.

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    Helen Lewis says:

    Stop making fun of the next Labour leader. Honk honk honk honk honk.

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    BBC News and Propaganda Unit says:

    We shan’t be reporting any good economic news.

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    Crew of the Marie Celeste says:

    Nor us!

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    I prefer this journalist says:

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    Casual Observer 7 says:

    Well it looks like Owen Jones’s mental health is going the same way as Brown’s:

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    Mod bloody bot says:

    Crikey, just how many people has Katz employed at Newsnight and at what cost to the TV Taxpayer? All to bail out a flagship programme that is slowly sinking, just as it’s main story source, the Guardian is.

    Newsnight in recent years has always been crap, but Katz, since his arrival has taken it to a new low. It’s now a shadow of it’s former awfulness.

    BTW: I see that it didn’t take Keunssberg long to slip into Newsnight’s ‘take a pop at the Tories / Cameron’ model, last night.

  42. 42
    The Grand Labour Mufti says:

    Owen it’s OK to lie to socialist Kuffars.

  43. 43
    A dude says:

    Kirst Sqwark is the pits.

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    Persona non grata says:

    10 lefty lies about the floods. http://tinyurl.com/mqlh83b

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Who gives a shit? The media is full of lying mong fucks.

  46. 46
    Cinna says:

    20 seconds, surely?

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    in other news says:

    Overspending Labour-run Wolverhampton City Council
    has announced 2,000 redundancies.

  48. 48
    Isaac Hunt says:

    Are you Joel’s mum?

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    Boris says:

    Those two would save me from any flooding

    Ultimate buoys

  50. 50
    not forgetting says:

    The left has always embraced censorship.
    Twitter-blocking and the Hacked Off campaign
    are just the latest examples.

  51. 51
    Pundit says:

    So that’s why you never see her in the Sun ?

  52. 52
    Pundit says:

    So that’s why you never see her in the Sun.

  53. 53
    lower orders says:

    All that first class travel has given Owen
    ideas above his station.

  54. 54
    Ian says:

    Nothing like working for gangsters

    Alongside war criminal Blair

    She has no shame

  55. 55
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Wolverhampton City Council says it is shedding up to 2,000 jobs because budget cuts are ‘worse than previously thought’.

    Hear ! Hear !

    Vote Tory !

    You know it makes sense !

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    and says:

    Victoria Derbyshire is a shouty ranter.

  57. 57
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    You never see the Sun if she is in the way.

  58. 58
    Jane Pigrim says:

    Harsh Tory cuts!

  59. 59
    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    If you have any questions on Guido Fawkes or right wing political blogging, we’ll try to answer them this evening from 7pm

  60. 60
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Owen is not amused!

  61. 61
    Diane Fatberg says:

    I blocked the drains in Kingston last year.

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    If you down a litre and a half pitcher of wine, lager, vodka and whiskey, you're gonna die says:

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    C.O.Jones says:

    It’s called dumbing down.

  64. 64
    The public says:

    Labour council cutting jobs is a Tory problem?
    You really are a deluded little fabian.

    Try and figure out why they have overspent, Ok?

  65. 65
    Sir William Wayde says:

    As I never tire of pointing out, you can compare anything to anything. Owen means ‘liken to’ or ‘equate with’.

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    Goggle Box says:

    Agreed, though I have not watched Sky for two years now. Why would I pay for what I already ignore on the BBC?

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    spelchek says:

    … a bunk of England job?

  68. 68
    FIFY says:

    Try and figure out who stole the money, Ok?

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    Grotyui says:

    Guido does the 3rd person too.

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    spelchek says:

    Bore em wood(en)?

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    I 8 the presstitute MSM says:


    They’re all fucking whores.

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    Cinna says:

    I bet you’re glad you’ve got that off your chest.

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    What sized butt plug is he wearing in that photo?

    Having never heard of him, I looked him up and found this weird entry:

    He comes across as a thoroughly decent chap. If I had a sloane daughter, over 18, I would feel very happy if he was rogering her.

    Anyhow, I digress.

    He is one of the Sky business journos and he has an interesting look at the recession fears in a VT item on Sky News today. He makes an interesting comment about a crash in houses starting the last recession in 1990.

    Hang on, haven’t all the VIs told us that it was the other way around – unemployment rose, IRs shot up, shops closed down, etc, and only then, only then, did house prices fall!?

    Well done Joel – you could have my wife as well if I was married. How about a lemon ice cream maker and a comfy chair instead?

    From someone called The Masked Tulip…

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    Wendi rubbed more I fear says:

    And you can maybe rub, er, shoulders with Blair.

  75. 75
    Rugger Bugger says:

    I neknominate Lee Jasper to drink a pint of his own bile.

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    Liar.Politicians says ... says:

    No, I’m Joel.

    Fuck, busted.

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    We're ruled by fools. says:

    Excellent link, thanks.

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    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Fracking – you’re going to hear a lot more about it in the months to come. The simple fact is, all three of the main political parties have given it their support. That means it’s an issue that’s probably not just going to affect us, but the lives of our children as well.

    And let’s not forget… it could also be a great opportunity for investors. After all, we’re talking about something that could replace conventional oil as our number one energy source.

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    Sir William Wayde says:

    Under the last government, many urban areas (that, coincidentally, vote Labour) were awarded large increases in central government block grants. Rural and semi-rural areas (that, coincidentally, vote Conservative) had their grants cut. Now it’s the other way round.

    None of this, of course, shows any degree of integrity or competence on the partvof central government.

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    Evolution Lang says:

    I see the Yankers term “Sink Hole” is catching on with our press,

    Used to be called “mine shaft opens up”, “underground workings collapse” or other more apt description.

    Then again I used to go potholing, but no modern caver would crawl through holes in the road.

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    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    Don’t forget to keep an eye on this blog at 4pm today for an exclusive Conservative led coalition Announcement!

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    Glen Der Jack Soon says:

    I nominate Owen Jones to love for a year as a hobo to empathise with working class, homeless rent boys.

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    Casual Observer 7 says:

    If G’uido started talking about P’aul in the third person you would have a point. There is a difference… :-)

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    Bob says:

    lorry wheel nuts I’ll wager

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    Jeremiah says:

    Now’s your chance Fawkes at the heart of the Sky setup as political correspondent or editor.

  86. 86
    Captain Francesco Schettino says:

    Nor I!

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    Jeremiah says:

    Wendi you will have to stop using swear words

  88. 88
    "Diverse" Van Man says:

    Or sh!t and sh!te

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    C.O.Jones says:

    He is also a fucking idiot IMO.

  90. 90
    "Diverse" Van Man says:

    Than the Saudis will green light the lefts favourite people to start harassing the local populace, in round about terms.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    What do you think of that Owen?

  93. 93
    Owen Jones says:

    I can’t reply yet – school doesn’t finish until 3.30. and then I’ve got an hour’s detention.

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    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Women’s speed skating makes me horny.

  95. 95
    Questions of our time says:

    Is Agenda 21 and the notion that the UN is a crypto-communist organization now no longer conspiracy theory, but rather conspiracy fact ?

  96. 96
    Jeremiah says:

    Your mate Pickles is unsinkable and he big enough to take two of you.

  97. 97
    Gordon Brown ex MP now tube specialist says:

    My pipe tricks include a back double nine into a switch 7 followed by a a couple of switch hits. My grabs speak for themselves. Intense baby! I may go for a double cork 12.

  98. 98
    Sally B. says:

    Me too! Gotta get me one of those cossies!

  99. 99
    Guy News Room says:

    David Cameron tells Guido Fawkes “None of us proper Tories want to be in coalition with the Liberal Democrats”

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    My name is Michael Caine says:

    Mother of god!!! Nom nom nom.

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    Point of Order says:

    If it is Gas fracking, it will more than likely be Qatar doing the green lighting.

  102. 102
    C.O.Jones says:

    Is there any chance of Gordon Brown returning to lead the UK under a North Korean style cult of personality government?

  103. 103
    Michael Gove says:

    This winter olympics is just such a massive wank fest, how the hell am I going to get any work done in parliament.

  104. 104
    Fly on the wall says:

    … or local government come to that!

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    Fly on the wall says:

    Well, on the bright side (?), at least we’ll know where he is!

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    Head teacher says:

    Its not detention Owen.
    You volunteered to help Miss Loveyhair tidy up after to school.
    You big girlie Swot!

  108. 108
    To those who can do something says:

    Surely it’s time for someone- anybody- to replace Richard Bacon.
    What an utter, utter waste of space the cocaine taker is.

  109. 109
    Bad Jack D says:

    I neknominate Santiago to drink of my bodily fluids.

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    Gordon is worried about losing his pension(s) says:

    Gordon Brown warns Scots independence means losing British state pension


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    sunderland is a labour ghetto that why its shyte says:

    War=tched him last night a total wanker of the first degree

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    Glad we got that cleared up says:

    One of the Howard League’s heroes:

    Moors murderer Ian Brady issues statement through his solicitors denying recent newspaper reports that he has dementia

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    The left won't be making a comment on this says:

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    C.O.Jones says:

    I think therefore I am.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Nice to have your own solicitor. Who pays them BTW?

  116. 116
    The Church of England says:

    We have always been the labour party at prayer.
    It suits us .

    Both massive, preachy,rich, hypocrites .

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    Who is this Owen Jones with Herpes on his lips? says:

    He turned last night’s “benefits street” wash up, into the Owen Jones one man show.

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    Put your cross in the box.

  119. 119
    Ellie-Mae (9), Wellville says:

    Several gallons of ypgurt inserted up your tube may fix your problem

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    Crook is a fucking leftie bleeding heart pro-criminal cunt!!!!! says:

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    Sally Burk says:

    I neknominate myself to drink Santiago’s bodily fluids.

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    Glad we got that cleared up says:

    We do.

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    Ellie-Mae (9), Wellville says:

    apologies Gordon, “Yoghurt”

  124. 124
    The left says:

    We think he’s more of a rightie

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    I like the cut of his jib says:

  126. 126
    Bill Quango MP says:

    With secret and arcane selection processes.

  127. 127
    Sal E Bercow says:

    Putting your things in my box, I like the cut of your jib *cheeky face*

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    And I like the cut of her jib says:

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    BBC or Cathlolic Church says:

    I tend to ignore the rantings of representatives from
    organisations linked to child abuse and cover-ups.

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    Woodward and Bernstein says:

    Privately educated disgraced leftie who interviews like he’s still on kid’s tv.
    I’m amazed the BBC haven’t recruited him for Newsnight or R4Today.

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    A Fine Pair of Lungs says:

    Do people still watch Newsshite?

  133. 133
    Thomas a Beckett says:

    Just a little pay-back for gay adoption and gay marriage.

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    altruism in industry says:

    How very true

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    This century says:

    I have no idea what you are talking about

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    and luckily says:

    The more fame and publicity Jones seeks for himself
    the more people will realise just what a c**t he really

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    old hack says:

    It was required viewing in our house every night for
    years.Just as Today was required listening every
    Sadly they’ve both been dumbed down and become
    so insultingly biased that we just don’t bother anymore.
    There are plenty of alternatives nowadays.

  138. 138

    Who the fuck does the piece of filth think he is to be issuing statements, and just who are the solicitors and who paid the fees?

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