February 18th, 2014

Grey Man Back at No10

Four years in office have taken their toll on the PM…


120 Comments

  1. 1

    The colour of his hair, or even its existence, is unimportant.

    We want lower taxes!

    • 5
      Small businessman says:

      Force the tax evading multinationals and banks

      And lower our taxes

    • 8
      Ah! baldy says:

      I had a complete head of hair when he took over, now folk think I have alopecia

      • 19
        Bill Quango MP/5 says:

        Its why he was so keen on grey marriage.

      • 66
        Anonymous says:

        Cast Iron is looking particularly grey isn’t he, past it, knackered, trounced, busted.

        His continual lies and arrogance must be catching up with him, maybe he realises people simply don’t believe what he says anymore on multiple issues, because he has cried wolf over the European Union and a referendum, too many times.

        We’ve all seen through the pro EU Cast Iron deceit, and we don’t like what we see.

        Cast Iron’s time is well over due, No 10 your time is up, please return to harbour and do us all a favour.

        He will find it very hard to ‘lead’ the election and speak with any authority

        • 75
          Trev says:

          There was no cast iron deceit. Read the manifesto in 2009. Brown signed up to Lisbon before the general election. The tory committment was clear.
          Only thick ignorant people have to resport to lies – and you are nowhere near as clever as you think you are. Which puts you in good company on this blog (oooh… yes there they are, the howls of outranged anguish from the usual bog thick pea brained knuckle dragging correspondents)

          But here is a suggestion – why not vote UKIP and usher in a labour government a europhile labour govt with no interest in renegotiation and a referendum. Thats the clever brainy thing to do isn’t it. ‘you know it makes sense’.

          • Mod bloody bot says:

            +1000

            Nigel (we are different from the other old parties) Farridge has consistently used this lie (but laughs the truth off as, ‘a mere detail’).

            Interestingly he does not attack Brown…perhaps the truth is that Farridge secretly likes the EU gravy train that keeps him wealthy and rolling in €€€€€€€€€€€€€’s

          • William Hague's Greatest Idea - Vote UKIP says:

            Voting UKIP?

            Yes, an excellent idea.

            It’s worth it just to piss off the whining, self-entitled, bum-sex, snivelling tory boys like you.

          • Anonymous says:

            When 70% of the UK’s laws are set by the European Union, that leaves 30% for the LibLabCon to argue about. Given they will be in agreement or constrained with much of the 30%, it’s pretty obvious that there is precious little different between the LibLabCon. It’s self-evident.

            The greater and more fundamental question is not the constrained 30%, but issues of UK democracy, sovereignty, self-determination and electoral representation.

            Whether LibLab or Con are in power in the interim, will in the grand scheme of things make little difference compared to the fundamental positive changes that will flow from leaving the EU and regaining the UK’s independence and sovereignty.

          • Anonymous says:

            As much as I detest Socialist Labour, there is precious little difference between Socialist ‘lite’ Conservatives and Socialist labour on the major policy issues that effect this country.

            Indeed our idiot LibLabCon are positively constrained by the 70% of laws controlled by the European Union, they have no hope of changing any of them, EU bureaucrat after EU bureaucrat are forever telling our grey haired ‘Cast Iron PM’ that is the case. How many more times do we need to be told. No changes are possible. But yet the tired old LibLabCon keep trying to pedal the story that they will re-negotiate our relationship…… that is complete bolloc*ks, if not an outright lie, re-negotiation is impossible, the EU is a one way road and don’t ever think otherwise.

            I am more concerned about the UK over the next 50 years and being permanently subjugated to the EU than I am by a couple of years with either of ‘Mad Ed’ or ‘Cast Iron liar Cameron’ pretending to drive the ship.

            The argument pedalled by the status quo establishment (that voting UKIP leads to Labour in power) is fundamentally flawed, it is a false choice based on false logic, a morally bankrupt argument.

            The choice is between 3 pro EU parties whose aim is to permanently subjugate the UK to the European Union, pass more and more laws to the EU which leads to a permanent democratic deficit and the loss of the UK’s identity as we know it together with any last remaining vestiges of sovereignty we have.

            Alternatively you can vote for a party that supports leaving the European Union and regaining our sovereignty and control of 100% of the laws which affect this country.

          • Anonymous says:

            Voting for the LibLabCon is a bit like worrying about paying for your fags when your house is about to be repossessed.

            Those who claim it is anything less, only offer false choices and false promises.

            http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2556397/Britons-ignorant-EU-referendum-Top-official-says-debate-Europe-distorted-people-not-make-informed-decision.html

        • 76
          Casual Observer 7 says:

          Cast Iron goes rusty if it is left to weather and not adequately protected with a thick coat of protective oil based paint.

          Before applying such a coat, any traces of rust or paint should be removed with sandpaper.

        • 97
          Catswhiskers says:

          You are getting on my nerves with your silliness and strange distorted thinking. Do go away and vote UKIP or some other non event of a party with the rest of the loons.

      • 90
        Sam Cam says:

        Imagine what he would look like if he had actually done anything in the last four years.

      • 106
        broderick crawford says:

        JIM DAVUDSON SAYS

        Chalky White !!!!

    • 15
      David Cameron says:

      Sorry plebs. Millionaires only. You hard working middle classes can just go fuck yourselves.

    • 18
      Big Brother says:
      • 24
        Ah! ergo says:

        I don’t trust coppers.

      • 38
        Paniagua V5.1 says:

        Maybe politicians should wear them as well Chukup. Then the public can see when the lazy arsed self serving money grubbing cūnts actually do some real and proper work rather than Foreign junket trips, Photo Ops or looking at oneself in the Gym mirror.

      • 39

        There are too many police, all engaged in computer-games, helicopter-rides and four-up-terror-car-chases in the rush hours – and so all far to busy to cut crime. Most of these will have to go, so we can pay down the Blair-Brown-Debt.

        • 93
          OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT says:

          The Blair-Brown-Cameron Debt is what you mean

          After four years cnut Cameron is STILL running a Deficit of £300 MILLION PER DAY.

          The fucker can’t blame it all on Liebour after all that time. It is his fault for not getting public expenditure under proper control.

          £30,000 from the EA to Gay Pride is a small but typical example of waste on fucking Dave’s watch

          • Mod bloody bot says:

            Yes he can blame Labour.

            He’s running a debt as a result of the liabilities that Labour’s left – huge debt interest; PFI; a broken benefits system (any attempt to reform it, booby trapped by the legal framework Labour put in place to scupper reform (and the BBC)); and the fucking great hole that Labour created when they destroyed the economy.

            And, you idiot, the EA spent that money in 2009. Typical of you Labour sockpuppets to blame Cameron for things that took place when he wasn’t even in Government.

      • 45
        Filming the filmers says:

        The police then, will not object to those stopped and searched filming the police?

      • 54
        Labour just hate the Plebs says:

        To be honest Chuka. I don’t want to live in a country where the police patrol the streets filming everything.

        • 105
          thostids says:

          Well they already police the roads that way. Recognition software logs your motor between strategic choke points. Every inch of motorways. This, of course, is merely “clever motorways” where your Mags’ Court summonse is in the post before you finish your journey. This system of network speed control cameras is, essentially, already in place. It only takes the next Parliament to say “yes”.

      • 68
        Chucafucker says:

        Oh go fuck yourself you wacist chunt.

    • 21
      First again says:

      “Here! 8illy, 8illy 8illy.”

      • 40
        We Wonder says:

        Do you think 8illy has had a lobotomy? He has started using words other than first.

        • 117
          Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

          The only surgical procedure that 8illy has enjoyed recently is having his arsehole enlarged.

    • 34
      Communist Britain says:

      When I were a lad. The BBC and the teachers said how awful is that Soviet system, where young children are removed from their mothers during the day and cared for by the state so that the women were freed up to work for the collective good.

      Modern Britain, Conservative minister, wants children from the age of 2 to be “educated” by the state, freeing up mothers to earn state taxes.

    • 43
    • 51
      fruitcake says:

      Slow news day then.

    • 53
      NickR's in a twist says:

      Parting of the waves? I announced this first but you must have missed it.
      Do try to keep up.

  2. 2
    dai relieved says:

    lucky mr cameron hasn’t got a stressful job

    • 113
      Jeremiah says:

      It all depends if it is Dynamite Dave which I doubt, strange Dave’s bald patch only shows clearly on the last 2 frames, you haven’t been a naughty little boy again Fawkes have you playing with your Photo Shop programe, you little tinker. If it was a frontal view we could easily tell if it was Dave.

  3. 3
    Elector says:

    We have called his bluff

    Vote UKIP

  4. 4
    Can't fool me says:

    Good stuff, Photoshop, innit?

  5. 6
    Get Rid of Scotland says:

    Little bit lighter on the crown too.

  6. 7
    Dave's barber says:

    I deserve a knighthood

  7. 9
    Main man says:

    I use Pryce 2000.

  8. 10
    well chuffed says:

    He has good reason to be worried

  9. 12
    Sandy Tosvig says:

    ‘M2 sinkhole dug by early Danish invaders’

    We do more than bacon y’know.

  10. 13
    Tosser Dave says:

    I am your caring Prime Minister — each time my heart beats I increase the National Debt by £3000

    • 32
      Tosser Ed says:

      Yet again, the Tories are underspending.

      I commit that when I become Prime Minister, each beat of my heart will drive up national debt by £6,000.

      My loyal henchman Balls will have no problem in delivering on this commitment and continuing the work of our great and glorious Chancellor Brown.

    • 77
      Trev says:

      Usual fatuous crap. Mathematically imbecillic. You are in good company. The debt is being increased because Labour left a 160 billion deficit and a ruined economy incapable of magic wanding it away.
      Only a thick knob ended tosser would come out with your garbage. But then life must be easy living it as you do in a paddded cell.

  11. 14
    Ah! policewoman with petite firearm says:

    First to say ” Hair today, gone tomorrow ” will be shot

  12. 16
    A. Radiologist says:

    Strange, those X-rays show no evidence of any spine.

  13. 20
    Barber of Saveloy says:

    Something for the weekend sir? Booked your holidays yet? Me an’ the missus were thinking about Blackpool or a week in Somerset.

  14. 22
    Good news for a change says:

    Court of Appeal judges increase the 40-year minimum prison term being served by killer Ian McLoughlin to a whole-life tariff

    Expect that c-unt Frances Crook of the Howard League to be screeching about his human rights and how a nice murderer like him should be set free.

  15. 23
    Cabbage says:

    Give the guy a break. It must be stressful thinking up all these new ways to extract more tax from people and reducing their income.

    • 73
      Anonymous says:

      Yes it must be stressfull for Cast Iron….

      - He lets in 600,000 immigrants a year and pretends our national infrastructure can cope
      - He ignores the crisis in hospitals (deaths)
      - He ignores the crisis in schools (portacabins and awful global league table results)
      - He ignores the fact that 35,000 new homes pa are being built but 600,000 immigrants arrive each year, and wonders why house prices in the south east are going bonkers..
      - He ignores that building those 35k pa homes on flood plains doesn’t look like such a good idea now.
      - He pretends to want a referendum on the European Union whilst stating he would vote to stay in.

      The man is a joke and a liar, no wonder he is grey, it’s his own bodies defence mechanisim to all the bullsh1t he spouts.

      If the Conservatives are ever to win a general election in the next 15 years, they have to get rid of Cast Iron now.

      The man is a liability.

      • 79
        Trev says:

        More utter crap. A triumph of Labour’s education system. How come a person as thick as you is allowed out on his own. Are you one of Clarkeson’s window lickers.

        Net migration is about 180,000 BTW. If you have a thick gobshite prejudice you utter moron at least do us the honour of basing it on real figures.
        And of course, you nasty worm, more hospitals than ever are in special measures as a result of labour govt induced excess deaths.

        I could go on but your putrid atrophied brain would be incapable of taking it in – so just bog off back under the stone you crawled out from under.

        • 87
          Happy expat says:

          Not necessarily excess deaths – more like excess debts created by WonderBalls and his PFI scams.

  16. 26
    The Begums of Oudh says:

    Deflation is coming………….deflation is coming…………deflation is coming.

    Deflation helps reduce financial inequalities and devalues work and achievement.

    Well done Dave.

  17. 37
    • 80
      Trev says:

      Are you a child molester? Is Guido’s place somewhere you all communicate by secret code. It would all make sense if that was the case.

  18. 41
    Herman Van Morrison says:

    Swiss voting to control their borders.
    Our choice Italian puppet booted out
    UK demanding their own legal system

    This insurrection will be stamped out.

  19. 42

    All political careers end in failure….and greying exhaustion.

  20. 46
    The Begums of Oudh says:

    Wasn’t Winston Churchill bald too ?

  21. 47
    He could have refused! He could easily have travelled standard if he wanted to says:
    • 52
      Casual Observer 7 says:

      Is he still blocking anyone who asks what he thinks about what is going on in Venezuela ?

      • 59
        in the real world says:

        I’ve never travelled first class.

      • 60
        The Diary of Owen Jones aged 13¾ says:

        You’re blocked!!!

      • 69
        He could have refused! He could easily have travelled standard if he wanted to says:

        The c-unt blocks everyone who asks questions he can’t answer! When he tweeted that he wants faith schools abolished, I asked if that includes muslim faith schools, and he blocked me. Another time under a different account I asked what he thought of his friend Mehdi Hasan applying to the Mail for a job, and he blocked me.

        The spineless shit claims to be a fearless debater. He’s nothing of the sort.

  22. 49
    Casual Observer 7 says:

    All that, and the shaking and speech fails at the dispatch box the other week, because of a little bit of flooding and gay marriage.

    If Cameron had actually done anything worth while in office, what would have been the state of his hair then ?

  23. 50
    Sally Bercow says:

    Just like a new blockbuster movie going on general release, I’m opening wide this weekend.

  24. 56

    Yep. That’s the view I want to see of the cnut. His back

  25. 57
    Next MP please says:

    Nobody forced him to do the job, if it’s getting to him, we will help him move in 2015, no doubt with his “networking” abilities one of the big banks will install him as a figurehead as they did with Bliar, who will hopefully see the inside of an international jailcell soon, CAmoron would be better in charge of the post dept.

    • 62
      cornwall storms says:

      Talking of bliar – anyone know when we might expect the Chilcot Report?

      • 72
        Lord Chillcot says:

        The twelfth of never.

        • 96
          Anon says:

          The much delayed Chillcot Report should be released chapter
          by chapter just like the Dirty Digger is doing with Wendi Ding
          Dong affair & Bliar…….

          Death by a thousand slices & thats before Rent a Gob has her
          say………

          Just think of all the joy & pleasure this will bring to everyone
          before Bliar is finally called to account @ ICC ………..

  26. 61
    Sweeney Todd says:

    Good Morning Prime Minister — I think the latest hair style that I have developed would suit you perfectly.

  27. 63
    Ah! read says:

    http://www.lulu.com/shop/sean-gabb/freedom-of-speech-in-england-its-present-state-and-likely-prospects/hardcover/product-21167709.html

    We live in a world where Lady Chatterley’s Lover is an A Level text, and where documentaries about oral sex are shown on television………

    • 65
      Ah! seems ok says:

      Dr Sean Gabb, the Director of the Libertarian Alliance, speaks regularly on the Television, and on the radio, in current affairs programmes and where comment is required. On Monday 16th february 2009, he massively upset a few people at Conservative-Future, giving a speech about the extent (large) to which the Tory Party on gaining power – as it might – should slash the size of the British State, including totally abolishing the BBC and taking it off air terminally.

  28. 64
    Charlie the Chump says:

    4 years of Dave & the Cameroons has taken its toll on me too.

    Still his barber has solved the hair loss situation it seems.

  29. 70
  30. 71
    David Cameron's Hairy Hoover says:
    Haaaaaaaiiiiiirrrrrrrrryyyyy, Hoooooooooooovvvvverrrrrrrrrr,
    
       Grey, hey, it's Theresa May !
           The politics of hair and shoes will not beat the gay,
          Oh dear, enter UKIP, ignore, watch me skip,
         Not going bald, in denial, cast iron Pharoah Dave quip.
    
            Sucky, sucky, sucky, sucky,
              sucky, choke, sucky, splutter,
           The hairdresser's hoover grows fat,
             On the fur balls of this folly-cally challenged twat. 
             
    Haaaaaaaiiiiiirrrrrrrrryyyyy, Hoooooooooooovvvvverrrrrrrrrr….
    
    
    
  31. 74
    John Bull (British Bulldog) says:

    Wow – man’s hair gets greyer and slightly sparser as he gets older. Who’d have thought it.

    How is this earth-shattering revelation going to save the Union? 211 days to go.

  32. 83
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    No wonder his barber got an MBE for services to hairdressing. Doesn’t devalue the gong at all.

  33. 84
    Taxpayer says:

    Well thanks to Dave’s ludicrous tax rates I’ve invested in my own clippers to save money and now I do my own hair! Saves me a pretty penny and also means I don’t have to give money to my local barber! Cheers Dave!

    • 86
      Factchecker (forlornly hoping to educate the Guido-loons) says:

      The Government’s raising of the Income Tax personal allowance from £6,475 to £10,000 over the course of this Parliament has lowered the typical income tax bill by £705 p.a. – enough to pay for a wash-and-trim every week.

      • 94
        Mike Hancock says:

        I like the cut of your jib, you could be a great SPAAD.

        Just give me a chance, you never know…

        XXX

  34. 102
    Magnolia says:

    Dave needs to change his image before the next election campaign so that we can all see that he’s now a real Tory.
    He might consider growing a nice short full beard which would compliment his greying hair.
    Those foppish locks would need a trim though.
    Silver grey hairs are normal at his age and the hair dye is always detectable so it’s best avoided unless he’s prepared to talk about it and he could enhance his Conservative image by wearing more blue clothes because they look excellent with grey hair.

  35. 104
    Britain says:

    “Four years in office have taken their toll on the PM…”

    On him?

  36. 107
  37. 111
    yawn says:

    Man stops dying hair SHOCK. Another exclusive from the once great Guido.

    Your either in front of Guido or…

    Well, actually you probably are. He’s more interested in taking pics of the backs of people’s heads than in anything worthwhile these days. Still the ad revenue keeps coming in, via some strange off-shore arrangement.

  38. 116
    golfinggrannie says:

    I wonder what it says on the label underneath his grey hair. Very strange!

  39. 118
    Holdall filled with crap says:

    Joy

  40. 119
    Dave and Ed - Shit and Shyte says:

    What’s the state of play with Dave’s pubic hair?

  41. 120
    Anonymous says:

    Having gratefully moved on from the massed cap-doffing, personal limited expectations of yesteryear, I suspect that today’s Democracy also includes a growing sense of personal entitlement so that the more each of us has the more we feel we are entitled to. But on a planet population measured in growing billions of folks, at what point does entitlement overtake availability?


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